Culinary edition
genuinely terrible thread
kstew
*yank*
What the fuck do you do with a choco leibniz once you've bitten all the chocolate off from round the edges?
>>53853861
dip it in your tea, or try and get the chocolate off the top.
>>53853837
Give me 5 good reasons how Canadians are different to yanks
>>53853825
excellent
>>53853890
>dipping biscuits into tea
Are you working class or something?
fucking hate /cum/ nothing but newfags and normies
>>53853926
If that makes me working class, then yes.
>>53853941
haha even yanks can't stand the yanks
no more parties in la is too fuckin hot lads
track of the year already dropped
>>53853825
buck toothed bitch
>>53854009
>no more parties in la is too fuckin hot lads
>track of the year already dropped
>>53853895
not as loud or overt
more communal sense
less violent and opinionated
less ambitious/more content
more fatalistic
best explanation I've seen splitting the UK, the USA, and Canada is in literary theory where the core themes of each nations literature are isolation/the island, manifest destiny, and survival respectively.
![tdih-oct19-HD_720x406-16x9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iQTvN7I.jpg "tdih-oct19-HD_720x406-16x9[1].jpg")
lel
>>53854039
is that a picture of lisicki?
>>53853895
>>53854054
Don't forget
Not fat
High guns per capita but almost no gun violence (outside of drunken ice indians)
>>53854037
FOY
>>53854093
>High guns per capita
not for long
desu I think people don't care about "freedom" in the same way yanks do
more independence and being left the fuck alone
real friends is fucking hot as shit homeboys
song of the year real talk
>>53854054
>>53854093
genuinely terrible posts
can't stand canadians
fuck yea monicas
how we do
>>53854186
dude i know
they never shut the fuck up -_-
>>53854186
yea we don't like you either you big baby
canadians are alright
>>53854186
Canadians are practically americans
>>53854212
I didn't give you permission to reply to me
>>53854186
>>53854203
FOY
do you lads ever think what it would be like to live in the wilderness of the northern territory in canada or alaska? it just seems so wild and romantic to me
just found out my dad dragged the internet explorer shortcut to the trash so he's kept the same window open since 2006
Poo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Canadians>Americans
There I settled it
>>53854288
lived in alaska haha
@53854241
this jumped up little mongrel thinks he has power here
why is the british royal family so ugly?
Do black people eat fish and chips
>>53854288
I spent some time in the Yukon
plus I live up "north"
>blending Double Gloucester and Stilton
I will never talk shit to a Brit on this board.
>>53854334
Plebs in general don't eat fish, so probably for most them no
>>53854337
Patrician cheese taste
good thriller movie?
>>53854364
office space
>>53854364
the hitcher
one hour photo
>>53854364
Thriller the movie
>>53854393
VERY good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym0hZG-zNOk
literally lived in canada and couldn't tell if i were meeting americans or canadians and they couldn't tell i was american
thats how exactly the same they are
How do I keep my penis from ever getting dry again?
>>53854407
I lived in Florida and it was completely different
can tell this thread is /cum/ since i just did a wank
>>53854417
>>53854389
good suggestions desu. wish i wasn't a neet so I hadnt seen all these already
>>53854451
post willy
>>53854405
Wha's 'e ploblem?
>>53854337
gimmick cheese
>>53854325
Inbred and German
Post some funny YouTube videos lads, could do with a chuckle
>>53854516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajkZAc9KQ0c
>>53854516
love watching spoiled kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ60j6EHsrs
>>53854516
https://youtu.be/f4QBRgyitFs
for the culinary spirit of this thread
>your country will never have a city councillor this based
>>53854528
Everyone I've met named travis has been some combination of fat, disgusting or retarded
>>53854613
unironically listening to drake right now haha
how shit is the everest movie?
>>53854631
>tfw know one that has the worst diet of any human being you have ever met but remains thin because he occasionally plays sports and skips a day of eating
>>53854516
>>53854516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gtvyi2IkeI
>>53854613
jesus christ kek
this makes me wonder whether all the ebin black twitter memes were actually made by old white canadian guys
Enjoying these vids lads (except the fedora one) let's have some more
>>53854516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js0JutcAJj0
>>53854774
>>53854516
https://youtu.be/wpgkwgifkwg
Sup lads I'm getting arranged marriaged to a brown grill in the UK next year, she is qt
How much do typical police officers make there
lads whats the youtube cooking channel with the very fat woman
>>53854851
fuck off copper
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cuyo0JrHc0I
>>53854861
>>53854861
>>53854861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfXaC8jHpIw&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=SamWilkinson
>>53854891
sorry for telling you to fuck off thats the one cheers
>>53854851
6 figs if you're an Irish cop, more if you're also dirty and play by your own rules
aussie parliament member
>>53854957
that'll show her lmao
>>53854957
fingerpainting and a mixed grill as soon as you enter the country
talk about yank hospitality booking flights rn
>>53854957
>'got'
very sinister
>>53855016
i can give you a rectal exam when you arrive ;)
I feel bad for liking this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGflUbPQfW8
nova scotia?
>Adele carpool kareoke
fuck OFF
nothing in my watched list even hints that I'd like this video, stop trying to get me to watch it you cunts
Commie music lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CGxXykaMQo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4B0vUIQXBY
>>53855122
hello hi hey
>>53855177
haha mate its really funny! haha you are so weird anon. why aren't you more like the rest of us
>>53855232
>anime
i will behead you
>>53855252
need to shave my neckbeard desu
>you will never fuck yui
How do normies juggle studying, working a job and being normies?
gf just send me this
>Girls pretending to like guys butts
Why do they do this? They never squeeze it or fuck you in a position where they are checking out your ass.
Even when i had a gf she'd never touch it and that's what I actually squatted
>>53855304
lots of caffeine, Xanex and no sleep
>>53855304
dunno i've only been a normie and worked, or been a normie in school. its easy if you're doing one or the other
normies don't really do much on weekdays past a certain age. me and all my mates hardly talk or see other during the week as its mostly just work all day, workout, cook, read/watch tv, go to bed.
occasionally we'll do a trivia night at the pub on thursdays
>tfw no friends
I never asked for this
>>53855378
Seriously just fuck off you fucking cunt
>I'm coming home now.....
Last words of Vladimir Komarov
Working on a story idea
thinking of it as something like 1984 except with a horribly incompetent and almost comedicly inept government
set in an alternate reality where the USSR basically dominated the Cold War and the USA became a pariah while most of the world became commie.
mostly taking my influence for the main character from Homo Sovieticus
Ts so fucking hot just kill me holy shit
>>53855580
haha it's below freezing out you lunatic
>>53855580
So turn on the A/C
>>53855661
UNA VELA
>>53855304
>working whilst at university
What is this yank meme?
Why do girls pretend to have emotions?
car won't start
>Literally fuck off out of 4chan you anti-american scum. Constantly crying about how amerifats are ruining your 4chan experience as if this isn't an american board and as if some of the worst shitposters on 4chan aren't foreign to the U.S.
>We are better than you. Deal with it.
What did he mean by this?
>>53855734
Ask Aristotle
cara
>>53855734
they have too many emotions, occasionally extreme ones for no reason whatsoever
Why do white men pretend to have souls?
>>53855580
literally 58f in my house
>>53855775
>there's an old lady in my house.
why?
>>53854957
How did she get an Australian passport?
>>53855784
shit joke I expected better from you tBh
>>53855770
I got invaded then couldn't make it back to my bloodstain, I just didn't want to admit my failure
;_;
>>53855796
I'm not here to entertain you, we use Celsius here, don't forget it.
Going to buy myself a drivers license from our muslamic friends.
Im sitting in front of my open fridge drinking a ginger beer desu
>Michael Jackson's death was 7 years ago
*turns on stereo*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypyiAT1RelU
*sits close next to you, puts arm around your shoulder*
hey ;)
Alri
I like these early morning threads
>>53855810
>Practical Driving Test Pass Certificate.
What is that and why didn't I get one when I actually passed my test?
>>53855816
Ginger beer is amazing
Especially in a mix with rum (Gosling's for the official Dark 'n' Stormy)
>>53855810
it's a digital record
getting stopped by the rozzers will still get you DQ'd or banned
save your money and just drive sensibly as to not be stopped
>>53855808
cba to google to conversion
>>53855851
all is forgiven *strokes your face*
>>53855837
It's the bit of paper the examiner gives you to send off to the dvla so you get your licence.
>>53855883
I really can't remember getting one tbf.. Maybe I did, but it looks like something to remember having.
Do any of you simulate conversations with people you know in your head? Hypothetical ones, not ones you already had.
>>53855909
I don't want to go all /r9k/ on you, but women are unfeeling sacks of blood.
Gf just sent me this
>>53855933
Yes
>>53855933
Constantly. I practice saying different things and anticipate what the responses and reactions would be.
>>53855933
Maybe if I'm preparing to talk to someone regarding something important.
>>53855952
waa waa wee waa
very nice
>>53855933
Yeah, massive long ones as well sometimes. And sometimes I imagine I'm getting interviewed, talking about my life and feelings.
I think it might be a symptom of autism.
RULES OF NATURE
Not sure if I should do a post right now
>>53855963
>>53855967
>>53855974
sometimes I do it in my dreams, usually right before I wake up. They'll say something I don't like and the stress gets me out of bed.
>>53856015
come to bed honey
doing a poo
>>53855933
Yes
>>53856032
Uh no, not for another 6 hours
Rate my look?
>>53856015
come keep me warm
I probably actually have autism if im fair
If i dont i might as well since im so autistic
>>53856048
we don't have to sleep ;)
>>53856056
sup waldo lmao
>>53856059
you have low self-esteem and it drives me up the fucking wall every time I see one of you fuckers bitch on here
>>53856056
terrible, end yourself
>>53856056
Average 20-30 year old beta cuck millennial hipster 'male'
>>53856084
>waldo
FOY
>>53856058
>>53856074
Uhhhhhh
Uhhh
No
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association
>>53855387
i tried being friends with people but they were dickheads
fuckem you dont need em
>>53856084
>waldo
Fuck off yank
beginning to really dislike porn lads
the whole concept of it is starting to make me ill
>>53856015
let me fertilize that aryan pussy
>>53856058
back off he's mine
Getting sexually abused right now
>>53856139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4W8hdegL3g
>>53855952
Jamal takes nice pics
>>53856130
elliot rodger
>>53856130
I'm actually starting to find any kind of overt female display of sexuality faintly nauseous
>where's wally
what the fuck it's like you lads live in some alternate reality
>>53856084
>>53856092
>>53856097
tbf that's just what I wear when I'm in work, pic rel is more typical of what I look like day to day
>>53856021
jej
just had a cheeky "nivea" wank
>>53856130
Same. I downloaded some virtual girlfriend 4k shit. You're on a date with a hot porn star etc. It's called ATKGirlfriend. And it just left me questioning why I'm not on actual dates. I'm good looking and work out every day. It all just seems so fake and hollow desu.
>>53856180
the creator is english desu. dunno why they changed it. not like waldo is more american or anything
>>53856181
is this you?
>>53856174
bender
>>53856181
is this really you?
>>53856181
>top button done up
Gas yourself
>>53856181
>British flag
>American cupboard
>>53856248
you literally cant tell you fucking melt
>>53856208
no
>>53856215
yes
>>53856248
what's wrong with that?
>>53856251
wtf do German cupboards look like Mehmet?
>>53856130
https://youtu.be/SNlRoaFTHuE
>>53856267
>melt
fuck off limey
>>53856280
if I were gay I would fuck you no homo
>>53856318
I am gay so thanks :)
are canadians human?
Need a finnish qt right NOW
>>53856280
Literally every 'person' I've encountered with a fastened top button is a massive normie pleblord
Also >>>/soc/
>>53856291
>all those beta whiteknights in the comments
making a post
>>53856609
Don't do that again
ayyo holla at me
doing a yank post.
ass
>>53856624
ill fucking end your life, beta bitch boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fmVy7EFMxc
decided I'm over my phobia and really want one of these, lads.
I really want a make america great again hat desu
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mrcjMcUfI3E
Thoughts on this?
>>53856781
post the waifus lads
>>53856811
Here's mine
>ywn have braided venticles
Rate my gf
>>53856811
Ariana grande and Rita ora are literally ogres
>>53856897
Considering voting to stay in the EU desu. I think we should cuck Germany and France from within and take control of it ourselves.
>>53857061
Can't assume control without hopping on the euro
>>53857061
good lad
What is it like having sex with an Irish woman?
>>53857061
>>53857117
bad lads
>>53856781
does that say "what kind of freakazoid would let someone hump him just to collect $50,000?"
>Many hands make light work
>Too many cooks spoil the broth
>Early bird gets the worm
>Haste makes waste
>Good things come to those who wait
>A stitch in time saves nine
what a load of shit
ate a ton of fage yogurt and now my tummy really hurts :((((
>>53857173
The first one the worm one and the last one are a bit true though aren't they
>me speaking to a girl
>>53857206
nice FONT mate
>>53857183
fage yogurt is redpilled. add a bit of honey and oats in there and that's all you need. that's all i eat desu
>>53857166
hunt
>>53857173
Kind of the point, Zizek i think brings this up in a perverts guide to ideology or something he did, its a plaster on an emotional wound that is subjective and so each instance is an event in itself, if one is applied the opposite no longer exists fro that event.
>>53857239
nukalear its pronounced nukalear
>>53857206
what does FOY mean?
>>53857206
Good lad
>>53857206
>having pictures on your contacts
literally who cares enough to do that i mean lmao
>>53857281
fuck off yank
>>53855466
lol
goodnight
>>53857206
why didnt she say she cant be arsed
>>53857281
Fellows Of the Yuniverse, its a DeGrassi-Tyson documentary.
>>53857319
kill yourself
I SWEAR TO FUCK IF I HAVE TO SELECT ONE MORE FUCKING YANK STREET SIGN IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF
>>53857319
*tucks you in and kisses you goodnight*
>>53857301
It's WhatsApp you mug haha
What do you take me for
FOAL
do you get upset when it says select all trucks instead of select all lorries?
Makes my blood boil t b h lads
why do so many brits use whatsapp. do you poor fucks really not just have unlimited texting?
>I'm one quarter irish, two thirds german and nine tenths italian
why do yanks do this?
Do you realise that nobody else feels the need to confirm their heritage to anybody else?
>>53857398
They all used to be British then one day turned into Americanisms
If I'm honest I shout FOY out loud every time I do a captcha
>>53857413
It's a uniquely yank thing lad like shooting up a preschool with an AK47 or unironically going to church
>Be me
>Go on Omegle
>This happens
>>53857409
I have unlimited texts but all the normies use WhatsApp for the emoji banter and it's just easier in general
t. Lad who just posted WhatsApp screenshot
>>53857495
kek'd heartily
>>53857413
Its just fun thing to chat about. We were raised on it. "Oh whats your heritage? Mine is blah blah blah" and for some people it can create bonding moments and such.
Personally I am Irish, Scottish, French-Canadian, Chippewa, Finnish and German. Can't even give proper fractions because I am such a mish mash. But I love going to Scottish heritage festival, dancing to Irish music (St. Patties is one of my fav holidays), making old Finnish recipes and seeing photos from our family in Finland, learning about all these cultures and how they contributed to the beautiful melting pot that is America etc.
>>53857413
Obligatory
http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7c4Y/ancestrydna-lederhosen
>>53857594
Sort your head out before I sort it for you.
>>53857594
>Chippewa
You're not white
>>53857637
repulsive
>>53857594
Was going to poke fun but that actually sounds pretty comfy
after a lifetime of romanticising their ancestral homelands aren't Americans shattered when they go to Europe to visit and see how normal and boring and modern it is?
>>53857627
Its only 1/32 Chippewa. But yeah put me in any racial category that you want. Its always been a point of pride on my mothers side though its the element of my heritage I feel the least affinity with.
>>53857653
delet this
>>53857413
What do you Brits think of chicanos?
