rooney edition
cara
carla
crayon pop
maisie.
>>53846176
this
don roach
>>53846153
Just *does a shotgun loading animation+sound with mouth* killed that internship interview lads
NORGETRADEN VICTORIOUS!
>>53846304
good
Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal
Poleaboo is going to play vidya now
>>53846273
is that the nasdaq one
>>53846400
let me guess, hearthstone?
watching platoon lads
Whitney has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @
>>53846273
>>53846431
samefag
Is this mad bastard one of you cunts?
>>53846441
Sonic 4 episode 2
>>53846153
hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal
Kara
>>53846431
That was literally months ago, lad. Keep up with my blog.
>>53846463
Ummmm nice try sweetie x
>>53846541
>clover
pissed in the sink it fucking stank
>>53846541
what's this new one la
a zu sa
May need to summon a bog trogg (do a poo)
anyone got the template for the british isles equivalent to this?
>>53846356
BIG KEV BTFO
Think mandatory conscription and deployment would bring the immigrants and native whites together, while most of the pakis would throw a tantrum and protest and bomn shit and not want to go the ones who are forced to go might think things a little different when they fight with are lads
tbf I think pakis are a lost cause but i'm more on about blacks and eastern euros in this case
@piersmorgan shut up u egg and get out of cowells hole. Won't tell u again.
>>53846526
wew a sierra when was this photo taken?
>Why yes, m'lady, I do use Clover
>I don't like to compromise my 'chon experience when I'm on the go, as it were
>>53846637
not every county even has a flag though
>>53846655
>giving pakis and niggers military training
oh yes I don't see anything wrong with that
>>53846605
JavaScript/PHP internship for a start up
The interviewer was a nice, westernised Indian fella. Theyre in one of those trendy tech parks that have an 'old warehouse juxtaposed against technology' aesthetic
Did anyone else used to burn themselves with lighters?
Got fucking C shaped scars on my arm from burning myself with clipper lighters waheey
>>53846695
Assuming the Sportka was new, it must have been around fifteen years ago.
#vaping desu
>>53846637
Fuck off
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Isles_naming_dispute
>>53846620
azusa
>>53846708
Are there lots of Scottish counties missing? I thought you were all just being autistic because muh independence
hello
>>53846637
Pretty useless desu, most of the flags are blue with tiny details that are hard to distinguish from each other.
>>53846708
Which ones don't?
just orchestrated a wank
>>53846815
はい、梓
https://twitter.com/LexaRice1/status/689556669077004288
>>53846807
>a group of islands
>the largest island of the group is called britain
major autism
you don't even have a better alternative name
what even is this
https://twitter.com/crybabyharley
haha can you imagine living in some frozen shithole
>>53846862
Any casualties?
>>53846862
might have one now
>>53846862
Just embarked personally
>>53846935
yeah scotland is pretty shit haha
>you will never go to the club and do some mdizzla with the lads of /brit/
why live
>isles of the north atlantic
>IONA
>>53846935
rare
>>53846807
t. self-hating man from the British Isles
hello tune coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxurZPG1k-M&list=PLF8766D5D42F5FE22&index=14
>>53846946
no sir
>>53846955
>>53846961
good lads
>>53846986
FONC
>>53846935
RARE
https://twitter.com/LexaRice1/status/689566589549703169
>(TW) Now IV heroin use is killing millions of white American kids my age. That needs to be taken seriously.
Total heroin OD deaths in the USA 2013 (all ages): 8,257
Poleaboo is playing Sonic CD now
>>53847121
>implying heroin and meth are not major issues
More important that wasting time fighting over weed
University of Yorkshire
Someone put some apostrophes around the above words
gf on the right
>>53847173
used to go on /brit/ about 2 years ago and am back now who is 'polaeboo' seen the name mentioned a few times already.
>>53847150
>TV harlot impersonating the Holy Mother
Absolutely Lmao
Of course poleaboo is playing sonic haha why the fuck wouldn't HE play sonic. Honestly could have guessed that he'd be a sonic fan.
watching simpsons ep "fear of flying"
seem to recall its a real corker
>>53847211
poleaboo.wordpress.com
read from the start and don't stop until you've finished
let me know when you're done
>>53847211
He is a Messiah like figure
>>53847277
how can one country be so based?
>>53847267
Haha I'll give you a corker
*corks your leg*
Haha dickhead
>haha can you imagine living in some frozen shithole
>>53847211
Stupid unfunny meme 1/2 samefaggers push
>>53847307
Radoslaw
Right then, let's see what this extra flags thing is about
not subscribing to your subreddit though
>>53846728
very nice la
did you get any "ahh yes, very impressive" remarks?
>>53847121
That's quite a lot of people lad
>>53847234
Do not like this negative stigma surrounding Sonic fans
Chris chan is not the norm
>>53847287
mate that's long as fuck
my screen has just turned incredibly orange wew
>>53847350
Nah we mostly bantered about my marks, the instability of start ups, and how he doesn't confirm to certain programming practices
>>53847392
don't get this meme
>>53847380
It's worth it
Does anyone else here like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? :)
>>53846728
>tfw my interviewer today was an electronic engineer and was asking me about how i'd identify jtag ports and shit on pcbs
wew
>>53847413
Oh actually he did give me an ah nice very impressive remark with some of my unit results
>>53847392
you're having a stroke
>>53847487
very good
>>53847432
flux
>>53847392
Can you smell burning toast?
>>53847456
Yeah latest episode of the new season was pretty solid
>>53847457
Howd you go lad?
gf just sent me this lads
how many have you read?
>>53847513
i do CS so know not much about electronics but he said they're gonna invite me back for the 2nd interview so it went alright i guess
he was asking me shit about ROP and buffer overflows and stuff too weeew
With the fan, if I can get positioned properly, I can get flung up extremely high.
And I mean high.
>>53847529
her boyfriend is on 4chan
>>53847573
literally me right nwow
>>53847551
Yeah I also do CS. What's the job? Must have been difficult finding such a low level job haha (technically not corporate ladder "low level")
>>53847601
cyber security things with security clearances required
sounds like fun stuff desu
>>53847537
was going to say none but i've unironically read more than 1
>>53847537
one
>>53847638
Yeah cyber security is definitely pretty sick tBh
>>53847694
yeah sounds better than regular software engineering shite haha
2bh lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LD_bmcByf0
Reminder:
>British documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSwvH6YhqIM
>American documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L_1teHLycw
>>53847537
Crime and Punishment
The Stranger
1984
Catcher in the Rye
(The Old Man and the Sea - I'm actually half way through it right now)
The Great Gatsby
The Waves
Brave New World
So that's 7.5
I've also read some great books that should definitely be on there, e.g. A Clockwork Orange, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and perhaps On the Road although that is a bit overrated.
How can i achieve this look?
/brit/'s """""""""""quality"""""""""""" is amplified at least 10x if you're a bit pissed reading it Tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM
MEMES
>>53847537
12 soon to be 13 (the sun also rises)
https://fb.com/Channel4News/videos/10153464748691939/?theater
h a r a m
>>53847781
get ugly dago genes
>>53847781
1. Become Italian-American
2. Become Tony Soprano's foot soldier (is he ever made a capo? Pretty sure he isn't)
3. Take loads of heroin
4. ???
5. Profit
>>53847781
Are you the lad who convinced me to watch the sopranos?
It's shit tBh. Not bad but definitely not as good as I expected
>>53847794
Or high
>>53847868
>It's shit tBh. Not bad
>Woke up today at 10.30am and masturbated while thinking of my former flatmates castrating me and forcing me to be their sissy maid.
>>53847926
ribena
>>53847904
on the cross
>>53847904
DUDE
>>53847537
14
need to get into reading some joyce tbqh
>>53847904
Is that Ben Solo?
>>53847537
16 - own about 19
FUCKING NICE ONE BRUVVA
Just got a snapchat from the girl I shagged a few times over the summer and haven't spoken to since haha
>>53848026
No mate it's the Prime Minister of Canada
>>53848027
hahaha I live in Southend and I remember this happening
know a few of them birds too
BASED SOUTHEND DOES IT AGAIN
>>53848027
disgusting
>>53847537
only 1984 and the lotr...
aks mi where mi from mi tell dem badman city
>>53848027
>Air Cadet
>Paki
Is there a more autistic combination
>talk to an anonymous girl on /soc/
>get boner when she answers my question
what the fuck is wrong with me
>>53848143
>Essex
>>53848185
yes hello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIkzWCbQ4og
>>53847817
good lads who were fighting back against them Tbf
don't tread on man, cuz
America is here
post asmr to make me sleepy
>>53848185
ESSEX MENTIONED
Name I call you:
How old do you look?
Would I text you?
Are we close?
Are you worth my time?
What are we?
Do I like your profile picture?
First Impression:
Best feature:
Have you ever made me laugh or smile:
Have you ever made me mad:
Name in my phone:
Should you put this as your status:
Well lads I think i'm getting the hang of this tinder meme.
Instead of nobody ever replying to me I've had someone actually reply to rebuff my advances lol
havent read anything in years and years lads
whats a good book to get back into it all?
>>53848273
inb4 le mirror
>>53847926
are your former flatmates qt?
>>53848273
le sorcery xd
>>53848260
>>53848294
Trainspotting
Shits more dope than the movie
Bit of ragga jungle for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M8lSJDEe3c
>>53848294
miffy
>>53848273
Top, top arse
>>53848338
im sure its great but have seen the film countless times would rather read something completely new
>>53848294
slaughterhouse 5
fucking bored
>>53848294
The Horus Heresy
>>53848403
read a book
>>53848294
old mans war
when you turn 75 you can (if u want) join the colonial defence force and head up the space elevator and you get put in a new supersoldier body in return for 4 years service
good series 2 b h
>>53848401
>mom, can you wax my back
not that hard
>>53848432
>mom
FOY
>>53848401
Is that ritsu
just read all of Che Guevara's works
taking a shower x
>>53848401
why arent her armpits hairy
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-jihadis-next-door/on-demand/60805-001
documentary about my area lads
>>53848423
what if I dont like it and it turns out to be a huge waste of time?
>>53847868
lmao wtf is wrong w u runt
>>53848401
I don't think anyone would feel better for this
>>53848456
As someone who has literally never used Reddit, when I see people tell somebody that there post was 'Reddit', it always makes me think that person must use Reddit to know which posts are 'Reddit' and which aren't. I also think it's kind of pointless and a bit gay.
Just FYI
>read a book
>>53848294
Joseph Conrad lad
J O S E P H
C
O
N
R
A
D
>>53848462
prejudice comment
check your privilege, shitlord
>>53848489
shut up and fuck off back to reddit
explain this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcuWqw2tT8
>>53848462
>>53848489
Was looking for JUST think kind of response, cheers lad ahahaha you mug
>>53848489
it's pretty much McCarthyist. it's plaguing /tv/ at this point.
>>53848475
you only would have wasted the time on something equally as pointless
>>53848499
Are you making fun of people for reading books?
dormers can you post your getting life back on track excel spreadhseet please
making my own and need some ideas
The zones in Sonic CD seem to be very short
what the fuck do you do if you have a spot in your beard? it needs popping
>>53848476
Italian americans are fucking annoying
>>53848522
there are some muslim children who live in bolton and attend school
>>53848530
now thats what i call progressive
average southern lad
>>53848531
that's copypasta you utter shitstain
>>53848530
literally what the fuck are you on about
>>53848559
OHHHHH *kicks your ribs in*
>>53848553
Literally half way through the game and I started less than an hour ago
>Are you making fun of people for reading books?
how do those taps that do instant boiling water work?
when i go to sleep my hands ball into fists is that normal
>>53848294
filth by irvine welsh
>>53848578
The wire is way better
>>53848294
no wait
read John Fante's Ask the Dust
it's the best, easiest comfy story
Is anyone else's Facebook plagued with videos from this fucking bell end?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YudrF65cr0U
Really want to cave his skull in with a brick 2bh
>>53848587
heats water to a boil and dispenses it to you
>>53848584
Okay.
me on the right
>>53848619
build a wall then a moat
>>53848629
No. Mercifully.
>>53848613
Poleaboo agrees
Thought Sopranos was shit though, paper thin characters and nothing ever happens
>>53848629
is this what the average brit looks like nowadays?
>>53848647
Build a wall. Make France pay for it.
really want to read the isis magazine just for perspective but its illegal init
dont want to get sheikhed
pakis fighting each other now
>>53848645
rasheed
I would say one thing sucks is when you fall in love with a client but choose to stay working over taking a chance at love :(
I had a client that walked into my life and was not only the best crazy sex of my life that I had but a really cool freaken person...saw him outside the job like 4times and each time it was Great...we went on awesome dates and I thought everything was cool...till it wasn't. ..of course like all clients ....he wanted me to get out of this biz. ..like right away because it was too fucken weird for him to see me while I was still sleeping with other men for money
unfortunately for him as much as I liked him and could probably fall in love with him quick...I was too new to this biz to quit...
I had all these plans and goals and I was only a month in and decided to say goodbye to a great potential love and continue working
definitely one of the worst things I experienced with this job so far..
anyone else pretend to like J Cole to get fanny?
>>53848660
thiiiiiiiiiis
>>53848619
>all this new clay
hnnnnggg
>>53848681
haha
>>53848632
but how does it do it instantly
>>53848619
Bagsy the new bits
>>53848680
>kurds are muslims
>i am muslim, and muslims are my brothers
>therefore, kurds are my brothers
unevolved tribal instincts at work
>>53848629
hey just got this new lambourghini, fun to drive up here in the hollywood hills
>>53848680
>now
have been since the beginning of time senpai
>>53848703
im no plumber, but I dont think boiling water would melt your pipes. I guess it's already boiling
>>53848629
What a fucking twat
Thanks for introducing me to this, you've done my life a great service mate
Need some help lads:
Conversation with a bird called 'yumi'
I put:
Glad yu and mi matched
she put:
never heard that one before
what do i say now
>>53848736
so there's just some reservoir of water being permanently boiled?
What's yer 'hing?
>>53848629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xzjMMOua_4
ummm
>>53848763
so... u dtf?
https://youtu.be/E8NSNUntHDs
this is a piss take but its unironically a choon tbqh
>>53848629
someone summarize. I don't want this type of shit showing up in my recommended vids
>>53848763
ask her how much the kikes paid her to pollute your bloodline
>>53848763
>Yumi
>>53848763
"how's it going blud"
>>53848780
*subtly nods towards my missus standing nearby indicating I can not tell you at the momment*
>>53848763
I bet yer fanny tastes yumi
>>53848773
There is one where I work, it has a big tank of boiling water under the sink.
>>53848773
it's called a boiler m8
>>53848795
This desu. He looked grim so I didn't play it.
>>53848629
whats this app hes even on about? sounds like hes shilling it since literally everyone uses tindre
>>53848773
I
Don't
Know
I'm just guessing. Take what I say with a whole shaker of salt.
>>53848781
What a fucking clueless, Ricky Gervais Russell Howard wannabe hand gesturing unprofound Matalan looking CUNT
>Why hello there didn't I mention I was from south east England
>>53848793
JUST CAN'T HOLD BACK THE GARAGE SOUND
>>53848856
only good place in england 2bh
>>53848829
Yeah he is shilling for it, there's a link to it in his description. Got to make shekels off those shite rants. He's even giving away money if you watch his videos, what a transparent twat.
as a city, what's Birmingham like?
Everyone ITT is projecting haha live, laugh, love
>only good place in england 2bh
>>53848763
Requesting that photoshop of a Japanese English textbook where a chav calls the Japanese girl a chinky slag or something.
