cold out edition
crayon pop
good double
maisie
Jun desu hahaha
does "she" still post here?
cara (on the t shirt)
EXCLUSIVE new Kyary instrumentals from my informants in the field. Recorded fresh from standing in the queue of the Kyary ride:
https://youtu.be/nhGY77VL0bQ
>>53836911
dont think i want a gf anymore lads
>>53837033
shagged her the other week
Who /benzobuddy/ here
Azusa Nakano (my waifu)
>>53837033
had to unironically hide this post
>>53837082
don't know what that is
>>53837091
i heard she likes yanks
>>53837031
>tfw you'll never be Rocco
>>53837070
shagged her for a good 2 hours?
just caught my mate smoking a spliff with his bird on the walk back from the shop haha
VERY IMPORTANT /BRIT/ POLL
http://strawpoll.me/6586803
http://strawpoll.me/6586803
http://strawpoll.me/6586803
>>53837091
hahahahaha very nice lmao.
>>53837033
how do we know she ever posted here
>>53837131
about 30 minutes desu
>>53837107
one of our esteemed benzodiazependine dependent /brit/ posters
>>53837142
fucking screamer
>>53837128
Silly yank, nobody likes yanks
>>53837134
caught some pikey runt sitting on the railway bridge stairs rolling up some spice actually sniggered at the pathetic cunt as i passed by
>>53837142
lmaoing@ivan
>>53837128
I like a good yank 2bh
lads support /brit/
https://poal.me/cudijb
>im so weak willed I'm dependant on chemical substances
>>53837167
I dabble, I dabble.
This general is absolute shite
>>53837205
>synthetic weed
disgusting
>>53837216
delete this
>>53837279
FOM
>>53837142
results i agree with, nice
>>53837243
that nigga needs more sleep
>>53837243
Hows the stamp collection coming along m8?
me irl
>>53837279
couldn't agree with you more
>>53837294
sorry
have this instead
>>53837142
VERY good votes lads cant stand scottcucks
Is Juicy J the most influential artist of our generation?
flipping off a picture of the queen
Unironically love you all
i shipped on board of a liverpool liner
>>53837396
no desu
>>53837408
>yanks are this obsessed
>>53837358
>mfw
I picked up a poo in primary school
Good evening fellow Britons.
I am a Brit as well.
Cara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ
Might do a cheeky cum tribute vid but with a pic of the queen
>>53837358
average welshmans car
>>53837471
did it have a good day?
>>53837358
>a sheep
how bad are the bantz gonna be when the queen dies?
>>53837492
do black people realize nobody outside of their race can tell them apart anyway
>>53837426
We trippy mane
>>53837483
C H O O N
H
E
W
N
>>53837540
>implying any of us will outlive the queen
>>53837483
you posted this in the instasync a while ago, that was enough. Once a decade maybe.
>>53837540
she's gonna die in a terrorist attack, screencap this post.
NSA disclaimer: I am not a terrorist, just a garden variety shitposter. this post is for entertainment only not investment purposes
>pakis in the kitchen again cooking their fucking disgusting food
fucking hate them and this fucking smell
>>53837549
But that's Pepe
can the yanks in this thread fo
>>53837478
alri my son
>>53837540
>Charles will be made king and usher in a new caliphate
>>53837602
stop stalking me you creep
>>53837629
hate when a paki stands near me on the train
>>53837091
good post haha (haha!)
retaking an exam on thursday but i've got no motivation, was meant to be revising these past two days but i've probably done about two hours work total
did exactly the same thing last time and i failed, not sure how to feel aha
>refresh thread
>no new posts
>open catalog
>ctrl-f /brit/
>4 new posts
Only went and cooked an octopus for tea.
I have awoken furious.
Furious about the BANKERS BONUSES
NEW UPDATED /BRIT/ POLL
http://strawpoll.me/6586947
http://strawpoll.me/6586947
http://strawpoll.me/6586947
don't forget to vote ladz cant let the non anglos win
https://poal.me/cudijb
>>53837654
any self-respecting brit does
>something about trump come son news
>mum rages on about how he should be banned
>tell her she's just as bad as him for wanting to ban people for their beliefs
>she says it's different and not to tar everyone with the same brush
>continues to say trump is as bad as the nazis
>tell her it was the muslim palestinian leader who pressured Hitler into killing the jews
>tell her that if she was raped in a muslim country she would be stoned to death for adultery under the law that all muslims support
>she storms off slamming doors
What the fuck is wrong with women
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/british-people-are-proud-of-colonialism-and-the-british-empire-poll-finds-a6821206.html
WHAT
BLOODY
RACISTS
>>53837702
Maybe you should be a banker m8
>cooked an octopus for tea
>>53837703
Irish posters
>>53837724
>>tell her it was the muslim palestinian leader who pressured Hitler into killing the jews
lol ok sure kid
http://strawpoll.me/6586966
Imagine being born a paki
Imagine waking up and looking in the mirror each morning and realise that you have been born an inferior race and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it
>>53837703
voted scotland and poorthern ireland
>do dustman's blow in public
>come homr
>find snot all over shoulder
Fuck brits
Fuck this general
Fuck the queen
Fuck australia
Fuck the uk
Fuck you
Fuck the brits
Ur a disgrace to the world
>>53837762
Nice try Abu Al-Palestine
48 hours in Copenhagen tbqh
>>53837727
too bloody right
>>53837775
why isnt hand an option
>>53837780
>wake up
>not a paki
phew, thank god for that
Hair's getting a tad long, not sure what to do with it. Think I'll leave it be for now, don't like that weird feeling you get when you cut your hair shorter when it's cold out
>>53837806
nice try Himmler
>I was forced to by muslims
>>53837780
>but at least you have the queen
>>53837703
>vote for every region except mine
>>53837835
I do not meme
>>53837799
If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all.
This post was predestined
>>53837883
>>53837775
>no 'J-pop star'
What the fuck kind of poll is this?
>>53837799
good post
>>53837727
Some day soon we will reclaim the title "United Kingdom of Britain and IRELAND" and then we will make you go through a potato famine 2.0
>>53837799
>Finland
lol
>>53837775
She's a student
>>53837879
iktf
my gf
Explain yourselves right now, cucks
>>53837646
>>53837646
>>53837646
>>53837879
can't I be real for one moment
>>53837799
I agree lol
>>53837919
fuck off wop
is there anywhere I can escape the coming islamapocalypse?
New Zealand is literally Chad: The Country
>>53837920
BE REAL SON
What's a good cheap laptop
why are there so many northerners in Benidorm?
>>53837916
delete this
>>53837872
So DO say something nasty then?
>>53837910
of what
>>53837780
>>53837946
glorious Trump America
>>53837950
pretty sure chad is literally chad: the country
>>53837950
Anybody else lmao when they see all the white dudes do the Hakka?
Why doesn't the other team start dancing back at them imo
>>53837896
>tfw the EU keep feeding them potatos
REEEEEEEEE
>>53837780
would rather be poleaboo than idris elba
>>53837967
If you can get a cheap one on eBay, ThinkPad X220.
Or a HP Elitebook 8470p
>>53837981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wui-PNqJrxs
From bambi desu
My girlfriend
>>53838014
VERY predictable response
>>53837988
Mechatronics
>>53837946
eastern europe
>>53838005
How are the polls? Is trump gaining support? Would he welcome a proud trump supporter whose traitorous countrymen banned him from Britain?
tesco midget gems are HORRIBLE
>>53837974
turn your flag back on sershlad
>>53837946
go to one of the sandy countries, there won't be any of them left there soon
>>53837838
need a natalia gf
>>53838070
pls gib cutie girl 2 me
>tesco midget gems
hello
>>53838061
Literally why?
>>53838078
>tfw no michelle jenneke gf
>>53838067
Wouldn't have remembered something so obscure t bh
reminder that literally every area that either didn't or couldn't resist the Muslims became Muslim
Reminder that the Christian East was the cosmopolitan developed urban area and they largely let the Muslims in without much of a fight do to petty political infighting with the government/institutions
>>53838070
CYKA
Lads can someone redpill me on The Falklands?
I feel like it'd be a really cute place to move to one day. Is a viable option? what are the people like? is it hard to sustain yourself?
>>53838138
fuck off, cunt
>>53838078
>engineering
be proud
Why is this thread even called /brit/, all I see is American, Dutch and New Zealand flags.
Also, anyone got some advice on how to stop drinking every single day? I just cant help myself, I need something to ease the nerves and I cant get my hands on any weed on a consistant basis. How do you even get a reliable dealer these days?
>>53837896
LE IRISH AND LE POTATOES HAHAHA
FUCK OFF MOHAMMAD YOU MAD BECAUSE POTATOES ARE HALAL YOU CUNT
IRISH MADE THE BRITISH EMPIRE BUT GOT NOTHING
800 YEARS OF GENOCIDE WE WERE TREATED WORSE THAN JEWS IN NAZI GERMANY
GENOCIDE GREAT FAMINE CROMWELLIAN PLANATATIONS 60% OF OUR POPULATIO MASSACRED
The vastly greater size of the Irish population relative to the population of Great Britain, compared to the 20th century. In 1800, Ireland's population was eight million, not far below the population of England at ten million, a ratio of 1:1.25. By 1900 this ratio had fallen astonishingly to 1:12. The immediately pre- and post-1900 enlistment was proportionately very high
By the end of the 18th century and the beginning of the 19th century, well over one-third of the military forces of the British Army consisted of Irishmen
>In 1845, the onset of the Great Irish Famine resulted in over 2,000,000 deaths. Turkish Sultan declared his intention to send 10,000 sterling to Irish farmers but Queen Victoria requested that the Sultan send only 1,000 sterling, because she had sent only 2,000 sterling. The Sultan sent the 1,000 sterling but also secretly sent 10 warships secretly full of food. The English tried to block the ships, but the food arrived Drogheda harbor and was left there by Turkish Sailors
The Black's were oppressed for 200 years we were oppressed for 800 years and more
Statues of Kilkenny meant Gaelic language couldn't be used, Irish couldn't marry English, Celtic laws and practices repelead and this was in fucking 1200s the first of its kind its comparable to the laws the nazis passed in 1930s against jews
For the next 400 years Irish we're genocided during the planatstions 60% of this islands population was massacred, raped, killed like cows
Then we dont even get our own island come independence
WE STILL DON'T EVEN HAVE OUR OWN ISLAND NORTHERN IRELAND AS TAKEN FROM US
>>53838131
my girlfriend
>>53837724
my mum got in an argument with my leftie cuck brother and had a rant about how all the """""""refugees"""""""" are just economic migrants and said bangladeshi immigrants will never be british the other week while having dinner 2bh
>>53838099
nobody fucking knows. leftists say WOW BERNIE IS WINNING ITS A LANDSLIDE DON'T BELIEVE THE RIGHT'S LIES!!!!!!!!!!!! and the right says the exact opposite. I don't fucking care. we have no agency in this shitty fucking nigger kike government. everyone who votes is a moron. Trump is not beholden to anyone because he's independently wealthy but the kikes will never let him win. Dude is probably crazy anyway and America would likely be terrible under him, it's sad when only an insane tan gargoyle has the right idea about immigration
>live in a farming village in the middle of nowhere
>set up a tinder
>no one for miles
>suddenly an American girl matches with me
>tells me she is lost and needs help
>asks me to pick her up
>sent the police instead
Did I do the right thing lads?
>>53838223
Is she going to get arrested?
>>53838146
She's Flip/Chinese but with a local accent, lived here pretty much all her life.
>>53838178
I am t bh
She still thinks I'm smarter than her but in reality I think I'm just well read. She's more capable than I am
[D-Walker beeps] Infiltration mode.
my girlfriend
see the drink in my cup that's way too much
>>53838171
it's fucking freezing
>>53838146
>famous on /brit/
>neetlyfe
>spying on qts
why dyou think
>>53838070
wood berries
>>53838171
its literally just some penguins and a military base
>>53838237
How come they can say cracker but we can't say nigger?
>>53838237
>this ugly short cunt is a British celeb
lol
Nothing Hitler did was morally wrong.
@53838250
FONT
>>53838189
You sound a bit upset
Just had a stroke because all I put in my body are eggs and coffee
>>53838307
white people aren't bitter subhumans
BU-BU-BU-BU-BU-BANG
>brother just got offered a job at a massive law firm offering him 120k a year
>I only make 55k
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53838307
Niggas be putting us down m8
>>53838249
Tbh I think its a fake profile.
Not sure why they'd want to lure a hairy, over weight dairy farmer with more guns than teeth though.
>>53838223
How to cockblock yourself: A guide by Austria
TbH it was probably a ruse, you did good to not get yourself killed or raped lad.
>>53838307
because we are the whip crackers
can't tell if he's canadian or english
>>53838376
kill him out of envy
shopping time lids
anyone here have a gf?
/brit is now officially an American clay
fuck norway
>>53838189
oh ireland, never change
I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK
>>53838439
>>53836966
Cara is gorgeous
>>53838189
nice copy pasta, the Irish aren't synonymous with "Potatoes" for no reason it seems ;^^))))
>>53838189
>>53838197
>>53838218
>>53838219
>>53838223
>>53838237
>>53838249
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>>53838253
>>53838255
>>53838257
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>>53838287
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>>53838347
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>>53838376
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>>53838390
>>53838399
>>53838409
>>53838417
Watch this, lads
>>53838261
...I thought it was hot. Isn't Argentina hot?
>>53838303
nah nah because they have a referendum whether to stay British every so often don't they
>>53838439
fuck off, cunt
>>53838498
all me
>>53838487
>>53838376
is he younger or older? ill probably gas myself if my younger brother turns out to be more successful than me 2bh
>>53838439
>spend any time what so ever on 4chan
>gf
>>53838528
hes older thankfully.
Watching Joe Rogans podcast again lads
>>53838498
Bit gay
>>53838498
seen it a million times
![birra%20moretti[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mX7ctH6.jpg "birra%20moretti[1].jpg")
Birra Moretti 660ml for £1.50, get on that!
>>53838498
you gay?
>ive helped loads of brits with research chems
this memester has ruined dozens of lives
>>53838570
where mate?
>>53838497
But this place is taken by Belorussians.
>>53838223
>>53838390
Austrian normies out
>>53838494
I would like a girl who listens and who I can talk about things with.
Also cuddles.
my gf
>>53838591
One Stop
>>53838532
She browses 4chan now
At first I didn't like it because she naturally went onto /int/ first. I felt like I no longer had a place I could freely speak my mind and get away from her etc
Fortunately she now only browses /adv/, /wg/ and /r9k/ (to laugh at them)
>>53838612
bit gay
>its a normies being loud in the most quiet zone of the library episode
>>53838390
>more guns than teeth
I hope you mean you own >32 guns. or >28 if you had your wisdom teeth pulled
As a muslim I am very much looking forward to charles reading verses from the Holy Qu'ran at his coronation
>>53838615
nice one x
>>53838614
shes fucking banging
would marry/10
>>53838578
maybey :3
*sucks your willy*
>>53838612
Nigga you gay
>>53838654
There is a special place in hell reserved for people like that
Making some cheeki fajitas lads
Just watched the episode of Community where Troy leaves
Tears welling up tbqh. Feel a bit gay because of it.
>>53838614
Where did you get that photo of my gf?
>>53838652
>>53838688
no
>>53838614
7/10 would be higher but resting bitch face
hello I am from the exotic location known as "California" AMA
https://twitter.com/crimesofbrits
>>53838713
looks fucking well shit mate.
>>53838713
Enchiladas are better
>But first, let's talk about parallel universes.
What did he mean by this?
>>53838735
I would have asked you if all Californians were attention seekers but you've answered that with this question
>>53838615
>one stop
>>53838735
Why, if your state is essentially a desert, do you insist on subsidising farmers who grow almonds and broccoli - both plants that require absolutely ludicrous amounts of water to grow?
>>53838654
Seen that one myself
The librarians just let them run riot
>why yes i am from california
>>53838746
Why are the English so insecure about their own history. Shit we literally celebrate Columbus day over here
>>53828358
>/brit/ is losing
goodnite
>>53838735
What's it like having no history? Where everything is new?
>wake up next to gf
>she says good morning in her cute tired voice
>she reaches down
>pats my dick and says good morning again with a cheeky grin
>>53837727
i voted on that poll
>>53838814
>closest One Stop is 2 stops on the metro
hahaha love irony lads
![1432827832786[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/W0gzybC.png "1432827832786[1].png")
>>53838701
>tfw can't stand it when it gets busy in the local pub so they turn the music up and now you have to shout at your friends over it and then they turn it up even louder
I didn't come to the pub to listen to Gareth Gates old single! If I wanted to spend my evening not talking to my friends while listening to shit loud music I would have gone to the club!
>>53838783
>https://twitter.com/crimesofbrits
shows an intense level of autism to the point he's coming up with complex theories of quantum mechanics in order to beat Super Mario as efficiently as possible
desu I tried that speed trick after watching the video and my N64 crashed
>>53838713
looks like shit desu
all the mixture has clumped together you didn't drain enough of the oil off
>>53838882
what
german meme rap 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22m5eU6uxeQ
>>53838836
>the English
guarantee it's made by and mostly followed by pakis, uni students, and angry paddies
Since when did going to the "paki shop" become an acceptable thing to say?
do we say, oh i'm going to the "white people supermarket" or the "black people concert"? No. Why do we have to be so racist when it comes to muslims and people of arabic descent.
#notallmuslims
>>53838498
not a single qt twink
s.mh lad
need my willy touched desu
having had bad experiences with people cheating on people previously in my life, i can say that i do hate people who cheat, it's disgusting.
>>53838882
According to him you need some way of locking the camera in place, i.e. emulating and messing around with stuff a lot.
can't stand professional victims like blacks irish jews SJWs and niggers
>>53838814
Yeah, won't lie to you I did also get a Birds Eye microwavable roast dinner...
