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Get in here cunts. 2759 (St. Clair) reporting in.

How are we planning to mark Invasion Day?
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>>53816563
>How are we planning to mark Invasion Day?
I got no friends and am a morbidly obese shut-in. So I ain't doing nothing.

I hope no-one sets any fireworks off. They really upset my dog.
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pls respond
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>>53816564
Same here, except I'm a hungry skeletal shut in. At least we can shitpost on /pol/ together.
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>>53816566
>shut in
So you are NEET m8?
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>>53816563
Back to >>>/b/ with you!
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>>53816567
Only during the summer. I go to university.

How about you f@m?
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>>53816569
Yes m8 I am a real NEET.

When I called myself a shut-in it should have been obvious, but I know there are lots of fakers around like yourself.

I am starting external uni degree in February though.
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>>53816570
Are you on DSP?

Hey, it's half true. I'm a shut in for 3 or 4 months.
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>>53816563
meat and beer
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>>53816571
>Are you on DSP?
Yes m8. am on the blessed disabilitybux.

They are going to pay me an extra $60 a fortnight when I start studying too.
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>>53816563
4000 reporting in.
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>>53816573
What are going to study? I do engineering at Usyd. It's alright.
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3194
getting drunk at a friends house and have a bbq and swim in pool.
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>>53816575
Am going to do Bachelor of Theology.

Used to do Law before dropping out in second year.

Decided I don't want to go back. Need to further explore faith instead.
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>>53816576
>swim in pool
Do you have a shredded summer body m8?

I look like the great white whale.
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>>53816577
Nice. Are you planning on joining the priesthood?
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>>53816579
>Are you planning on joining the priesthood?
No, that is very unlikely. I am too dysfunctional.

Plus all the churches are too leftist for my liking.
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>>53816563

>How are we planning to mark Invasion Day?

By running down a boong in my 4WD.
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>>53816580
>Plus all the churches are too leftist for my liking.
The Orthodox Church isn't. But then you would have to learn Greek, Russian, Serbian etc.
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>>53816578
Hey champ, I read everything you have typed im in the same boat
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>>53816582
>The Orthodox Church
As you said m8, they are an immigrant-based church.

I don't have much against Eastern Europeans and Greeks and Russians etc, but it is not my culture and so can't be my church. I find it all quite foreign and woggy.
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>>53816583
>im in the same boat
No wonder our boat is sinking m8.
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probably nothing

i have no friends
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>>53816584
Fair enough. What about the Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons? But their beliefs are fucking insane.
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>>53816587
>Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons
They are cults with heretical beliefs.
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>>53816585
well grab a bucket and start ......wait im out of breath hold on
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>>53816586
>i have no friends
That's unfortunate m8.

Maybe you should organise a /pol/ meet-up for Oz day.
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>>53816588
Where do you live?
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can i be Australian?
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>>53816564
>morbidly obese
You better not be getting disability just for that. My wife has graves disease and cant even get it.
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>>53816591
>Where do you live?
Adelaide m8.

>>53816589
>grab a bucket
Hope it is KFC m8.

>>53816594
I get DSP for depression m8. And fuck your diseased wife.
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>>53816590
Bloody good Idea, Im in WA Mandurah
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>>53816563
Canberrafag here

Going to a BBQ and getting drunk with some friends
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>>53816595
>Says the fat fuck

Depression isn't a disability
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>>53816563
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>>53816593
sure just bring your guns
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>>53816564
>>53816567
why can't you faggots just be normal
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>>53816598
>Depression isn't a disability
Well it has certainly limited my success in life.
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>>53816594
>graves disease
pretty serious name for a disease

what's next? funeralitus?
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I think this Australia Day is gonna be a big one.
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should i be worried about the metadata collection shit?
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>>53816603
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graves'_disease
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What's it like living with abbos?
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>>53816602
Boo fucking hoo, harden the fuck up.
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>>53816600
you underestimate me
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>>53816602
Depression is a consequence of failure, not success.

Cut the bullshit. You are depressed because you are either shit at what you do or you (probably because you can't understand it figure out how do do it correctly) or are at the bottom of the social hierarchy so you are ignored by women.
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>>53816607
>>53816608
The ones in the city are civilised enough.
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2566
ps im a gril
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>>53816574
4109 brisfag reporting. Which pub is best pub for Sunday sesh? I have Monday off. 4 day weekend cunts!
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>>53816609
>harden the fuck up
Post pics of your wife's goiter m8, and I'll get hard in an instant.
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>>53816604
http://psychohistory.com/books/the-origins-of-war-in-child-abuse/chapter-7-child-abuse-homicide-and-raids-in-tribes/

MURDER, RAPE AND TORTURE OF AUSTRIALIAN ABORIGINAL CHILDREN
The early infanticidal childrearing mode of Austrian Aboriginals has been arguably the most abusive and neglectful of all tribal cultures. It is possible that the poor environment of the Australian desert is partially responsible for their lack of progress in childrearing, though New Guinea was nearly as stuck as they are in early infanticidal mode childrearing and they have had a far better environment than Australia. The origins of the very violent personalities of Aboriginals are, of course, in no way caused by genetic differences, only developmental. Thousands of Aboriginals have been removed from their parents and brought up by modern city parents and they turn out to have personalities indistinguishable from others in their adoptive families.
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String rays are getting really brazen this time of the year, be careful mates
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>>53816563
Shitposting and trolling left fags on /r/australia. Every year they have a massive white guilt fest.
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>>53816595
>I get DSP for depression m8. And fuck your diseased wife.
you are absolutely disgusting

fuck off we're full and your overwide self is taking up too much room
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>>53816595
>I get DSP for depression m8. And fuck your diseased wife.

Enjoy losing it when you get reassessed
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>>53816610
no way that is your collection(?)
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>>53816597

Canberra here too: 2600
Going to Cancon, getting my /tg/ on.

>>53816563
>'traditional owners of the land'
>abos having the concept of land ownership

Pick one.
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>>53816563
>tfw have to put up with progressives ego stroking themselves on facebook until the end of the month
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>>53816618
I got downvoted to hell when I asked for proof when someone said that Senator Concetta Fierravanti-Wells is a literal fascist. That sub is an even bigger echo-chamber than /pol/, and that's no easy feat.

/r/circlejerkaustralia is good fun though.
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>>53816620
>when you get reassessed
I got assessed under the new rules the first time m8.

I agree that you should not be able to get DSP for depression or other mental shit so long as you are able to live independently.

But blame the people who make the rules, not me.
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>>53816611
Depression is a condition caused by chemical imbalance in the brain. This is why it can be managed with medication, and cannot be managed solely with therapy.
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>>53816563

4035

no plans yet, probably have a choof if I can score some bud
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>>53816623
>2016
>facebook
you deserve it
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>>53816624
>/r/circlejerkaustralia
That moisty guy is eccentric.
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Whitest continent on earth
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So tell me again why Zoophilia is legal ?
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>>53816630
That would be Antarctica tbqh
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>>53816626
>excuses

I couldn't care. Let them dig themselves even deeper into their shithole of a life until they destroy themselves and anyone who is stupid to stay around them.
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>>53816621
yessir
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>>53816563
Western Suburb Shitter here.
Got my L's today
>TFW when 12 months min.
Goddamnit RTA

>>53816586
>Tradie Uniform
How to recognize you're in australia 101
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>>53816635
Hello fellow westie. Where do you live?
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>>53816610
so much freedoms in one pic...
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>>53816636
2767.
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>>53816634
Why would you want too come here?

you wouldn't be able too bring that based setup

witch is shame, that's an awesome collection
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>>53816638
>Doonside
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>>53816639
Exactly, our guns got stolen by Howard.
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who /easternsuburbs/ here?

These Western Sydney plebs make me sick
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>>53816631
>sPAIN
lmao
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>>53816642
Fuck off Malcolm
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>>53816633
What gives you the authority to summarily dismiss the relevant combined expert knowledge of other people? Why should I care about your opinion?
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>>53816640
Poorfaggot, it's not bad here though.
Unless you're a bikie or non-white your chances of getting robbed is nil and it's honestly decent here considering abilities of Public Transport, Groceries.

>>53816642
Oh don't be a poof.
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>>53816610
I just came...... fuck straya

Im heading too you
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>>53816639
I'll probably visit, doubt I'll live there permanently

I love your accents tho, especially when you're pissed off about something
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Currently living in Berlin. Might try and band some other cunts together and go fucken bash some kebabs
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>>53816647
Likewise, fuck this no freedom dump that has been assimilated by leftists and softcocks.

I'll return to free the fucking shit out of this place.
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>>53816648
Mate it's definitely a good place, pretty sure you can keep your collection if it isn't loaded.
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>>53816646
Eh, I already live in St Clair, which is probably the best suburb in the Penrith area and Western Sydney in general. The only downside is that there's no train station here so I have to catch a bus to fucking St Marys.
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>>53816563
By beating everyone i hear say invasion day in real life to a bloody pulp

we should start a riot somewhere
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>>53816634
Dream collection. I saved those pics from a k thread which must have been you. ...sigh...
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2039.

Getting a few cases of VBangers, setting up my speakers to blast hours of Men at Work's "Land Down Under" before the Hottest 100. Inviting my mates around for a barbecue and drink fest. Probably slay my missus once I'm pissed enough and then chucking a sickie the next day from work.
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>>53816650
>No freedom
I don't know where you're living because australia is practically full of so many grey laws and literal officers who just wave you off most of the time.

Gun-wise yeah we could do a bit better.
But it isn't difficult to get rifles here.

>>53816652
>St Clair
Jesus mate you're only a few kilometers away.
Also, do you work inner city or are you a tradie?
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>>53816656
I'm still a student at uni (Usyd). I don't work part time though. How about you?
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>>53816656
Bendigo is about to get a mosque thanks to its corrupt council.
No one wants it here and all the young shits are becoming PC.

If nothing is done freedom is lost, speaking your mind can get you fired.
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>>53816644
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Our cuck government should never have apologised for being conquerors.
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>>53816658
Hardly. The mosque is going to be built because there's literally no legal argument against it. Muslims have freedom to practice their religion too.
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>>53816563
Going camping by myself and smoking DMT
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>>53816651
nah he's got no chance, plus each gun can carry more then 5 rounds in a clip,
the hand guns alone would be harder to get in the, semi-auto rifles
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>>53816563
2612 Canberrafag

Gonna get drunk with whoever has a swimming pool and hosts a straya day party.

Got 4 days off, get good and sunburnt and talk about how shit the hottest 100 is because I only like metal and new retro anyway.

Anyone else in Canberra WMSC?
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>>53816658
Two Weeks away from being a LVM Apprentice.
I don't know if I'll work part time, if I get a apprenticeship I think I'll just stick with that.

>>53816660
Kevin "MY HAIR" Rudd is the only fuckwitt who apologized mate.

>>53816658
>Bendigo
>Vitty
Remember mate, we're kind of like the United States, all our states have their own general behaviours and different ways of going.

>>53816663
You've got a point, laws must have been written by a bunch of impotent clowns.
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>>53816660
It wasn't for conquering it was for the stolen generation.

Right?
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>>53816663
>clip
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>>53816664
>metal

Even worse than the Hottest 100.
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>>53816563
me and me m8s usually go down to the park (thats right next to the beach), get drunk and get up to all sorts of mischief. its usually great

but one of ours friends is half aboriginal, and given that hes related to fucking everyone in the valley some of his family turn up. its normally fine because they segregate themselves but the older aboriginals have to always remind us what the day actually represents, which gives them a reason to act like complete fuckwits (according to them).
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Go fishing, get smashed and crank some 28days

Holy fuck I'm literally the only cunt in Aus that loves this band, even triple JJJ hate these cunts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFZ_wt9XSxo
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>>53816596
Rocko fag. The foreshore will be infested with biddies :)
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>>53816657
>USYD

Not a student but mate you poor soul. USYD students are fucking unbearable or at least Pol-Sci ones are.
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Anyone in cairns? I just moved here and need friends to drink up with.
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>>53816672
I know what you mean m8. Luckily I do engineering so most people here don't give a shit about politics. But you can't escape the socialists and their fucking petitions.
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2747 reporting here. No plans for Australia day. Just a break from work.
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>>53816667
Hahahahaa I got that, nice one champ

well played
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>>53816671
melbourne victoria here lonley 20 year old me but my chuch friends are in their 20s and there is a stunning south african in there that i chat to and will be hanging out with them for a beach get together
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>>53816655
This
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>>53816563
i could go out..
OR I COULD NOT GO OUT ON THE WORST DAY OF THE YEAR, THE ONLY DAY WHEN ALL THE WORST FUCKHEADS IN THE COUNTRY HAVE THE DAY OFF AT THE SAME TIME AND WASTE IT BY GETTING DRUNK, DAMAGING PROPERTY AND KING HITTING EACH OTHER
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>>53816675
>Werrington

Bloody hell, you live right next to me.
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>>53816669
>but the older aboriginals have to always remind us what the day actually represents

The day represents the founding of colony you fucking cuck.

Unless you are aboriginal culturally as well as ethically (which is essentially no one) our society is not an aboriginal one and therefore what happened to those groups isn't really relevant. All countries were founded by the spilling of blood. I am essentially certain that all aboriginal clans that existed when the British arrived were not the first groups to exist on that land (although since they didn't figure out how to write we will never know).

Don't be a fucking cuck mate.

In saying that I would just smile and nod if an aboriginal spoke to me about it.
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4217 here
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>>53816563
Maroubra reporting in.

morning surf then barbie at my sisters place with senpai.
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>>53816679
I'm a studentfag who is going to be working in a bottleshop most of the day. Should be aight, might have to deal with a little bit of shit but it's worth the $54 an hour.
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>>53816563
2049
Drink, I guess, until the whining of people saying "invasion day" louder and louder in the hopes someone says how progressive and amazing they are gets too much then I assume it's time to leave or coward punch/
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>>53816563

Going to be homeless soon cunts

How do I make enough cash to save myself
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>>53816674
chris?
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>>53816603
they name a lot of shit after which scientist/doctor discovers it you fucking retard
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>>53816681
Invasion day you white dog cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S30L_ZniRcI
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>>53816575
Science at USYD here. Are you the man who writes graffiti in the mens toilet block in eastern ave auditorium?
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>>53816686
u wot i dorm at uni shared with 7 girls
costs about 160 a week, rent assist + government pays to study

gooood shit mate
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>>53816688
i was joking you cranky autistic cunt. get a fucking life
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>>53816686
Get a job.
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>>53816690
No. The only toilet is go to is level 4 and level 1 in fisher library kek.
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4573
planning to spend my day in town, completely free of any abo protests because only whites live here and everyone else just likes to act white.

happy straya day cunts
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>>53816687
No.
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>going to uni
>not doing external uni saving time and money that gets eaten up by transport and lectures/seminars/'hanging out'

pure fucking pleb m7s. going to uni is stoneage as fuck.
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F O R E S T L A K E BRISBANE here

Moving to Milton in a few days though, AMA
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>>53816608

>split opening frankfurter
>poweful vagina

What the fuck
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>>53816697
What are you on about? Online uni is a joke.
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>>53816663
This isn't close to correct
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>>53816697
Because the only legitimate universities require physical attendance?
Unless you're doing nursing or something if you go to anything that isn't group of 8 you are wasting your time.
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>>53816700
>falling for the online uni is a joke meme

Yeah mate you surely need that 1on1 time where they go over exactly what you read before class.

You know why they push online learning is inferior? Cause if you stopped going to classes they'd make less money.

If you can't teach or motivate yourself without some faggot holding your hand you are fucking useless
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>>53816693

How do I get a job

I'm a white man with no prior experience studying psychology in uni

I'm also very ugly and unpleasent to look at
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>>53816702
>>53816703
uni has never been about learning
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>>53816703
Who would an employer rather hire, a person who went to an established uni or a person who did some course in an online uni ?
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Working. Double time and a half :)
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>>53816703
>>53816706
Besides, uni isn't just about learning. It's about establishing connections for your career. You can't do that online.
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>>53816698
Dude Milton is a shit hole, go to Manyana, Bandalong, Barringer or Ulladulla.

I have a holiday house in Manyana and it's amazing
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>>53816703
>If you can't teach or motivate yourself without some faggot holding your hand you are fucking useless
honestly this 2bh.

although if you learn by ear better the lectures are really helpful. then again at my uni the lectures were recorded and uploaded anyway
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>>53816563
4813
Invasion day you say?
Will be too blazed to be fazed
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>>53816709
He's probably talking about the Milton in Queensland m8.
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>>53816681
i know what it represents rofl, maybe i shouldve worded it better to prevent your autism from flaring up. what i shouldve said is thats what they believe, not what it represents (to us).

these guys are usually in their 50s, drunk as fuck and go on with this big tirade about the white man. every year they talk about it and we let them do it, its not a big deal t b h, until they start carrying on like, well, drunken aboriginals

>dont be a fucking cuck
legit if you piss them off they call all of their cousins (which is the entire valley), so being a cuck isnt really a choice. i dont live in the city which is obvious
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>>53816706
They will not give a flying fuck what uni you go to.
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Gonna go for a surf then have a bbq or something idk
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>>53816714
Yes they bloody do. Especially for more "prestigious" degrees like engineering, law, medicine etc. You are deluded if you think otherwise.
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>>53816706
>Who would an employer rather hire, a person who went to an established uni or a person who did some course in an online uni ?
>>53816708
>Besides, uni isn't just about learning. It's about establishing connections for your career. You can't do that online.

these memes are unreal. you cunts got any real arguments or you gonna keep repeating what you heard at orientation day at uni?
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Half abo here my (white) friends tried to convince me to jump on the "muh invasion day" bandwagon

I told them to fuck off, I'd rather be living in a comfortable house with all the comforts of British civilization than still stuck in some fucking desert hell hole probably getting raped by my uncles


Fuck can you dickholes fix your "academics" already
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>>53816563
Woah. Someone in my neighbourhood. 2750 (South Penrith) here
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>>53816717
How about you disprove it then, genius.
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>>53816712
That's even more disgusting
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>>53816708
>Besides, uni isn't just about learning. It's about establishing connections for your career. You can't do that online.
lmao did you do a meme degree like film and television?
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>>53816719
People from Doonside and Werrington have also posted itt. We should have a Westie meetup.
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>>53816716
>high school or first year or just dumbcunt
>the post

Open up a business. Who do you want to hire? The bloke with the portfolio of work from literally anywhere on earth with or without a degree or the bloke who went to Usyd?
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>>53816711
>blaze it 420

Stop trying to emulate seppos you pathetic cunt
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>>53816722
No. But that's for literally everything. Nobody gives a crap about your "muh meritocracy" nonsense. It's all about nepotism.
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>>53816563
>How are we planning to mark Invasion Day?
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>>53816723
A westie meetip could be cool. More people on /pol/ from this area than were in my last area. Up till about 6 months ago I lived in Petersham. Nothing but shitty leftie cunts out there.
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>>53816724
There's a big difference between hiring someone for some small business and hiring someone for some law firm. If two people with the same qualifications applied, but one guy went to Usyd and the other to Online Memeversity, then it's pretty obvious which one would be hired.

You're clearly a shill for some online uni.
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>>53816716
I work for a federal Govt agency, your employment is just like passing a subject at school. Each part is "graded" and at the end they tally up your points and the best candidates get shortlisted.

You need a Resume that hits the key words from the job advertisement
When you address the selection criteria, you need to hit all the points relevant to the level you're applying for.
Then you interview so they can make sure you're not a fucking retard.
Then they knock up the shortlist/Merit order

At no point does the Uni you went to come into it because of discrimination... Job experience trumps a degree unless the degree is mandatory (Engineering, medicine).

Unless you went to the dodgiest fucking uni in the world.
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>>53816729
>wanting to be a cog in a meme law firm

ah yeah cool, you're on the right track then bra. they surely don't head hunt anyone from honours from any uni, they take whatever they can get from usyd
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>>53816726
>university is an EDUCATIONAL institute
>NUH UH U GO TO MAKE FRIENDS
literally you
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GOODAY MATES
HOW GOES THE OUTBACK
FIND URSELF I NICE BREWSKI MATE
GUNNA FIND SOME CHIPS?
GDAY
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krikey!
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>>53816730
>Unless you went to the dodgiest fucking uni in the world.

Which is literally every online uni.

>>53816731
Kek, whatever. Enjoy your shitty ponzi scheme.
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>>53816716

It does matter what uni you go to, but only if you were already part of the 'in' club before you went, aka have connections, daddy's mates can get you sweet grad jobs or whatever at their company.

If you do usyd law as some westie pleb and think its going to result in you getting a sweet grad job at Clayton Utz you better be topping your classes and doing double time on 'networking' or else your precious grad role is just gonna go to some mediocre lazy cunt with connections.

Nepotism will win out over everyone but the absolute top students.
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>>53816735
>Kek, whatever. Enjoy your shitty ponzi scheme.

>cant argue facts
>throws out irrelevant words he heard on the radio

yeah youre gonna be a heaps good lawyer....... lucky for you that nepotism youre hoping will def. work! youre not gonna be an unemployable unlikable cunt at all!
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>>53816716
>>53816716
>>53816730

NO. For medicine, the uni you went to DOESN'T MATTER AT ALL!
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>>53816563
5108 reppin'
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>>53816736
Exactly my point.

>>53816737
>thinks I'm studying law
>can't even read the fucking thread

And you wonder why you can't get off Newstart, Bazza.
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>>53816729
Torn on this one.
I went to UTS studying Business with majors in Economics/Econometrics and Marketing and now I'm working at a pretty neato media agency, uni degree didn't really matter because I spent my time at uni working at a media agency in the dead brained entry level operations side of things.
Most of my USYD mates who relied solely on degrees are either struggling to find work or went back to do more uni.
Some of them are doing okay though, but only because they worked in relevant fields while at uni.
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>>53816735
Do you understand Online Uni is pretty much every Brick and Mortar Uni. I got my degree online from ANU while getting paid for by Military... Now I have a sweet job and zero debt.
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>>53816729

>one guy went to Usyd and the other to Online Memeversity, then it's pretty obvious which one would be hired.

Yeah, its obvious who gets hired. The one who has the connections. If you think you will get that Clayton Utz grad role based solely on going to Usyd you're sadly deluded, it'll go to some lazy kid who has a Barrister daddy who put in a word with his Clayton Utz Partner drinking buddy. Unless you are literally the top of your class, you will lose out on the best jobs in law to mediocre cunts that know the right people.

I watched it play out personally, used to know this utterly dumb cunt girl who scraped her way through a law degree with conceded passes at Macquarie Uni, but her Uncle is a barrister so she got internships and job offers from the top firms in Sydney. She's a fucking retard but knows the right people.
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>tfw ever since drank a liter bottle of jack in bed a week ago i haven't felt well

at least i didn't choke or something YOLO
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>>53816704
claim you are abo and bi.
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Are diplomas for shit cunts?
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>>53816680
I live in Werrington too!
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>>53816740
why would i read the whole thread trying to find your biography you stupid cunt

going to classes and wasting time and money < external uni
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>>53816744
> tfw trying to stave off drinking whiskey for the third night in a row
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>unifags
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>>53816746
you would have to be an absolute retard to get a diploma, get a bachelor degree or don't bother fambam and even a bachelor isn't exactly a huge accomplishment
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>>53816743

Pretty spot on, every job I got was through nepotism and these weren't even good jobs.
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>>53816748
Then what do you have to show for it? What's your job?
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>>53816749
i bought a carton of extra stout guinness because spirits taste nice and are efficient but damn they bring you to ruin so fast
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>>53816746
depends what your opportunities are like. what do you want to do? if you cant get into uni to do what you want but the degree will get you in, do it

if what you want to do doesnt require a degree, do it
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>>53816753

Clearly he is a DSP recipient.
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>>53816755
I usually just drink hard alcohol so i don't put on as much weight (tfw trying to build my fitness while trying to bring alcoholism under control)

It's a fucking mess
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>>53816753
paralegal, studying law at maq, going to 32 hours of classes a semester for required on-campus time
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>>53816757
Hey, you would have to be pretty skilled to rort the system, so kudos to him. It isn't easy.
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>>53816622

2602 is deakin or turner or some shit right? im just up the road
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>>53816759

Well aren't you a special snowflake.
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>>53816577
WHOA mate, post a fuckin trigger warning next time
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>>53816760

It isn't that hard to max out those impairment tables. Just act retarded and make a scene.
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>>53816762
the other guy asked him a question and he answered you stupid motherfucker

jesus christ you imbecile. honestly what the fuck
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>>53816762
nah im just a cunt who realised the 3 hour per class + travel time + 'socializing' was time better spent working/NETWORKING/earning money/leisure time

but trying to tell you fucking spastics that is like trying to herd cats.

keep going to class though, it's definietely awesome
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>>53816759
Why would you study online? Are you some autist with social anxiety? I bet you got home-schooled too, because it's the same thing, after all.
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>>53816765

Settle down cunt, was only taking the piss.
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Oi cunts,
I need a job while I'm at uni. Was thinking of applying at IGA tomorrow morning, it's literally a minute from my door, but it feels weird as fuck to walk into a supermarket and give a resume in.

Anyone given one to a supermarket before?
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>>53816769
What city la?
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>>53816770
Brisbane
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>>53816769
Made it to an ALDI job interview before. It was a group interview and all the other attendees were 40 + people with years of experience. Supermarket jobs aren't given out like candy like they once were.
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>>53816769

They will tell you to apply online and then you will never hear back because you aren't 16.
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>>53816767
time is valuable dumb cunt
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>>53816773
They've got no online recruitment at IGA
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>>53816772

Lets be honest, ALDI is top tier compared to IGA, it's very difficult to get a job at ALDI.
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>>53816563
>invasion day
WHAT FUCKING COUNTRY DID WE INVADE?!
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>>53816776
ALDI are stingy as fuck as well, always understaffed
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>>53816775

Then go in and ask I suppose but I doubt you will be successful.
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>>53816769
Just do it you freaking autistic.
At most they'll tell you to apply online with which you thank them for the info, leave the store, go home and fill out the pine application.
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>>53816774
Do you live out in the country or do you just have shitty time management? There are enough hours in a day.

It would be hilarious if they asked in a job interview you why you chose to study online
>uh...b-because i didn't have enough time to travel to uni and study there (aka my time management is piss poor)
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>>53816761
Chapman

Meant to write 2611. Fuck, I can't remember. I've moved something stupid like 4 times in the past 4 years.
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>>53816781

Or he can not be a retard and just say he was working a job at the time and the only way to study was online.
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>>53816781
>12 hours of lectures and seminars per week
>travel time minimum 1 hour each way
>around 20 hours a week gone for no net gain

yeah cunt you are really intelligent

thats 20 x your hourly you're just throwing to the wind because muh university is better irl than online
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>>53816783
Like that is a valid reason. Most students work part time and they still manage to travel to uni.
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>this thread is nothing but arguing
never change guys, this is perfect
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>invasion
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>>53816786
YOU TRYNA START SHIT, BRUCE?
I'LL FUCKING BASH YOU POOF
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>>53816785

What if he was working full time or casual? Make shit up.

Fuck I lied my way through tons of interviews and got the job.
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>>53816786
what the fuck did you expect
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>>53816777
Australia. It belonged to the Aboriginals. It was invaded by the Brits. Many Aboriginies were killed (not one was left in Tasmania). Thus Invasion day.
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> Online "Uni"
> Any non-Go8 "Uni"

Enjoy unemployment plebs
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>>53816790
pretty much what i got
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>>53816718
when we kill the bottom 90% of abbos to make them human, you're in the 10% breeding population, congratulations
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>>53816791
Skippy you best be trolling
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>>53816792

>Unemployment
>Wage slave

Business owner master race reporting in.
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>>53816570
>>53816577
>real neet
>has gone to uni

are you one of those people who are neet for 6 months and think you're the real deal?
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>>53816784
Well I bet you feel smart for choosing law, the most over saturated field. Tip top kek. May as well have chosen arts and spared yourself and extra 3 or so years.
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>>53816796
>Telling the goys there's an alternative to employee

Shhh.... Let the good goys fight for wages... Starting a business is crazy and doomed to fail goys...
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>>53816563
>emus
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>>53816686
Hit up gumtree
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>>53816732
cracks me up when you guys carry on like this.

>brewski
here it's just beer, m8
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>>53816799

>Starting a business is crazy and doomed to fail goys...

It probably is if you do it alone (aka sole trader).
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>>53816798
felt pretty smart when i dont have to pay a lawyer for the rest of my life :+)

who's transferring your properties? who's doing your wills? who's securing your companies? oh you have to pay a shitload of people cause you lack the legal knowledge and/or qualification? sucks to be you
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>>53816802
oops. supposed to be for >>53816733
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4053, getting fucked the fuck up.
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>>53816658
burn it, burn it all. Germoney does that to the refugee centres. The fire is cleansing.
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>>53816804
>who's transferring your properties? who's doing your wills? who's securing your companies?

People who are already solicitors (aka not you)?

Are you some fucking spastic who thinks that a university degree automatically entitles you to a job? It's the current year. There are more law graduates in NSW than lawyers.

Suck to be you, indeed.
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>>53816576
MELBOURNE FAG GET HIM

nahh 3191 checking in
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>>53816808
So whats it like having a PM so stoned he accidentally lets 12,000 terrorists in
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>>53816809
man you are straight up fucking retarded

you think solicitors work for free? or barristers? you recognise you can save that money if youre qualified?

i dont think i should be talking to a dumbcunt neet anymore i might catch retarded in the head
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>>53816810

3175 soon to be 3840 soon.
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>>53816796
if i get dubs give me a job
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>>53816812
>hurr everyone will come to me for my services and not the thousands of already overqualified lawyers in this state!!!!

Yep, reach for the stars m8. Who knows, you might even be a High Court judge one day!
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2780

So many poorfags itt
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>>53816792

http://www.afr.com/leadership/careers/jobs/lesserknown-universities-achieve-best-job-outcomes-20151012-gk6x16

melbourne has meme three year undergraduate courses to make you pay for an overpriced two year professional masters, giving you considerably higher uni costs for not necessarily better employment outcomes.
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>>53816815
What do you do lad?
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>>53816814

I can't do that, I'm still starting out. Hell I only registered the company with ASIC like a week ago and have yet to win any jobs yet (That I know of, have to wait will submissions for quotes close).
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