What is the invention by your country that has had the biggest impact on humanity?
inb4 vodka
>>53813395
Did we discover electricity or did we invent it?
Thanks to us now we can kill muzzies from the skies.
>>53813447
>>53813427
some shit is going to happen itt
Tanks and the fridge.
The USA
>>53813453
You're supposed to tie it to the other side you stupid kiwi
we invented stocking companies.
Fencing wire.
We invented shame.
cellphone with camera and mp3 player lel
>>53813395
Modern Parliamentary system
>Dynamite
>>53813395
in all honestly, probably the disposable hypodermic syringe
Invented:
Cars
Printing
Light bulb
Telephone
Periodic table
Dynamo
Jeans
Train
Motor bike
Record player
Toothpaste
Discovered:
Vacuum
Bacteria
X-Ray
etc.
Does starting and ending 2 ages count?
>>53813646
>Invented:
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
colonialism
>>53813646
more liky to be invented by you is: lying
>>53813646
>Printing
?
![stock-market-quotes1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rFw0LQf.jpg "stock-market-quotes1[1].jpg")
Stock markets
>>53813671
the spanish did that
>>53813696
without you, i would be starved to death.
>>53813711>>53813505
I think we invented WiFi, ultrasound and the QuBit. Don't quote me on this.
Bravo Estonia!
>>53813646
>>53813723
>I think we invented WiFi, ultrasound and the QuBit.
we invented
tacos
burritos
chocolate
pop corn
color tv
number zero(mayans)
contraceptive pills
discovered
corn
vanilla
tobacco
>>53813722
the spanish attempt was crude and unrefined, we perfected it and turned it into an artform
>>53813646
Germanys would be the printing press by Johannes Gutenberg
>>53813790
nice bait
![wortel-large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eUXlJnR.jpg "wortel-large[1].jpg")
>>53813722
Alright. Orange carrots.
>>53813790
yes, killing all indians insted of create a new race.
>>53813790
>Doesn't understand what the word invented means
Doesn't matter what you did with it, you didn't make it.
A fucking lot lemme tell you right now boys. In 200 years we've surpassed nearly ever other country's contribution towards humanity. If that isn't impressive I don't know what is.
Oh btw, the FUCKING MOON
the bombs
A and H
what a coincidence A-H
>>53813670
>>53813672
>>53813757
Google it
>>53813682
Printing books
>>53813798
Yes
I forgot tomato and tequila
Developing the practical applications of Atomic Layer Deposition technology
>>53813812
we made you
>>53813798
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jikji
I'd say plastics polymers
we bullied europeans to bathe and poo in loo
>>53813844
Not anymore.
>>53813682
I think he meant the Printing press with movable letters.
Everybody knows that Chinese used to use stamps before..
>>53813815
American's invented the moon? So it's true then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnEcJyjkYD4
>>53813815
Thanks to German rocket scientists
modern electric transformers probably
>>53813905
el birome was made by a Hungarian. the pencil
Freedom
>>53813395
Electromagnetic induction, i.e. how we generate electricity.
Phone text messages and different kinds of phone related stuff.
>We
Tell me which part of the invention you came up with lads?
>>53813802
i forgot about that one, without us people would eat unhealthy food because they think purple food is grose
HILLS HOIST
I
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H
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racemixing ;^)
>>53813646
This is what Germans actually believe.
Reminds me of Russians who believe we invented radio and TV and arc welding due to nationalistic propaganda in schools.
Pathetic.
>>53813860
Why not anymore? Has someone travelled back in time and altered history?
>>53814032
but Lenin invented Lightbulb, then Stalin invented industry
radio
>>53814025
y la chupachups.
>>53813646
Could go even further
TV
Tee bags
Coffee filters
Magnetic levitation train
Jet engine
Helicopter
Nuclear fission
Computer
Currywurst!
Birth control pill
Airbag
mp3 format
(...)
>>53813395
Biggest impact? The BBC probably, as in the broadcasting company not black man's willys
![800px-Astiankuivauskaappi-20060227[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RMYfn8a.jpg "800px-Astiankuivauskaappi-20060227[1].jpg")
>Molotov cocktail
>Satchel charge
Hmmm. I'll go with pic related
>>53814074
they are not white anglo anymore.
>>53814078
Makes sense. It's called лoмпoчкa ильичa after all.
My great-great-grandfather invented the hickory wood golf club
kiełbasa
>>53814117
contraceptive pill is mexican.
In 1939, Russell Marker, a professor of organic chemistry at Pennsylvania State University, developed a method of synthesizing progesterone from plant steroid sapogenins, initially using sarsapogenin from sarsaparilla, which proved too expensive. After three years of extensive botanical research, he discovered a much better starting material, the saponin from inedible Mexican yams (Dioscorea mexicana and Dioscorea composita) found in the rain forests of Veracruz near Orizaba. The saponin could be converted in the lab to its aglycone moiety diosgenin. Unable to interest his research sponsor Parke-Davis in the commercial potential of synthesizing progesterone from Mexican yams, Marker left Penn State and in 1944 co-founded Syntex with two partners in Mexico City. When he left Syntex a year later the trade of the barbasco yam had started and the period of the heyday of the Mexican steroid industry had been started. Syntex broke the monopoly of European pharmaceutical companies on steroid hormones, reducing the price of progesterone almost 200-fold over the next eight years
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combined_oral_contraceptive_pill
>>53814111
y el futbolin y la fregona
>españa
>cogiendo inventos de otros y poniendoles un palo
>>53813505
>>53813711
Thanks for globalizing and destabilizing the financial system, not just making products to make money, but using money to make money. The stock market has been fucking with economies for years now and a healthy portion of it somehow magically disappears in Mr. Guldenstein's pocket, which fuel political agenda bribes and other corrupt projects that are supposed to fuck up goyim.
We invented the ethic of working for the sake of working.
It still has impact on our productivity.
>>53813395
Modern vaccination I guess
>>53814186
ustedes nos inventaron ;)
>>53814134
Whether or not that is true (it isn't) does not change the fact that britain founded the colonies does it?
>>53814123
>Molotov cocktail
Hey, you son of a bitch! That's spanish, don't steal our few inventions.
>Improvised incendiary devices were used for the first time in the Spanish Civil War between July 1936 and April 1939, before they became known as "Molotov cocktails".
>>53814204
ok. Are you gonna ban Trump?
>>53814175
We just beat our girls until they have misscarriage.
>>53814117
>TV
>Computer
>Half those things
>>53814228
hahahahaahha with vodka?
>>53814214
>stealnland
>>53814198
>implying that without the stock market it would have been possible to develop any advanced industry
Don't blame the mechanism, blame the Jews
![Molotovin_cocktail[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JTU9XFh.jpg "Molotovin_cocktail[1].jpg")
>>53814214
>The Finns perfected the design and tactical use of the petrol bomb. The fuel for the Molotov cocktail was refined to a slightly sticky mixture of gasoline, kerosene, tar, and potassium chlorate. Further refinements included the attachment of wind-proof matches or a phial of chemicals that would ignite on breakage, thereby removing the need to pre-ignite the bottle, and leaving the bottle about one-third empty was found to make breaking more likely.
It's not stealing if you actually make it better. We invented Molotov cocktail, not firebombs.
![barbara-peluzo--tokamak-fusion-reactor---fig3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5jhoV5I.jpg "barbara-peluzo--tokamak-fusion-reactor---fig3[1].jpg")
try invent something cool plebs
we invented all sorts of agricultural techniques like drip irrigation that helped third world populations boom
you're welcome
>>53814576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-fbBRAxJNk
>>53813395
>Julius Edgar Lilienfeld
>american
Fun fact: In the Fallout universe this thing has never been invented and the heavy usage of nuclear energy is a result of that.
>>53814258
Easy.
Prove me wrong.
>>53814318
But the stock mechanism IS the problem.
INVESTORS boost the business. They give the cash for ads and a small fraction of the profit. Not the stock owners.
Stock market means sleazy businessman invests a little, gets a paper for it, paper is worth the percentage he invested, company makes success, sleazy business man gives the papers away for cash and suddenly the ownership of the company becomes a financial gloryhole.
It's like taking credit from the devil.
The stock market makes the well-being of companies a trading card game which is such a clusterfuck of back and forth that, if you put together everything, there should be a 0, but no, somehow there's still missing money. Millions, even.
It's a huge loophole with a blackholenberg in the middle of it, sucking in everything the circle spills.
>Implying we didn't invent literally everything
Concentration camps
>>53814617
Actually I'm impressed by your agrculture.
You live in fucking desert and managed to create successful agriculture and even export a lot of food(I often see some veggies and fruits from Israel here and they are always tastiest).
>>53814011
Noice.
An object that drys clothes and created the best drinking game of our time.
>text message
>IRC
>>53814203
The spanish empire was a mistake t.b.h. (no offence).
>>53814887
We also had Facebook before Facebook
>>53814742
>if you put together everything, there should be a 0, but no, somehow there's still missing money. Millions, even.
interest rates
>It's a huge loophole with a blackholenberg in the middle of it, sucking in everything the circle spills
blame christianity, it forbade interest rates do the jews had an oppurtunity
wifi, clotheslines, fridge, blackbox recorder, ultrasound and complete black genocide
Semtex
These things
>>53815045
STICKY OUT
>>53814391
No you didn't. It's like saying that Gutenberg invented the press or Apple the smartphone.
>>53815068
I can't remember the last time I used one and still I have around 400 recorded cds in my house.
>>53815191
Remember the millions of useless cd's you'd get back in the day to install some useless internet provider schlock? I think I still got 10 of those lying around in the attic somewhere.
You're welcome
>>53815068
don't forget these
>>53815344
Heh, I remember that thread.
>>53815330
LEVERPOSTEJ
a tie t b h
>>53813395
>Julius Edgar Lilienfeld (April 18, 1882 – August 28, 1963) was an Austro-Hungarian-born German physicist and electronic engineer. He was born to a Jewish family in Lemberg in Austria-Hungary (now called Lviv in Ukraine) and moved to the United States in the early 1920s (he became an American citizen in 1934). Lilienfeld is credited with the first patents on the field-effect transistor (1925) and electrolytic capacitor (1931).
>>53814956
>blame the good guys, they weren't big enough assholes
I mean, I agree with this philosophy on national and racial interests (fuck refugees, germany to the germans.)
But on things that are purely theoretical, such as literally anything like a contract, it's just the reason the world can't have nice things.
>>53813474
Dudn t know finland invented backyard monsters
>>53813395
best mode of transport in world
literally created majority of TOP TIER memes including picrelated.
only finland can beat us in amount of invented memes.
>>53813815
Literally how has flying to a barren rock benefited humanity in any way?
Contact lenses or pilsner type of beer
Zero
>>53817134
The number of toilets?
>>53817171
They are shame of BRICS.
In Russia over 70% of people have private toilets.
>>53813429
Neither. An American businessman stole a European scientist's invention which in turn was based on English and German scientists' work.
>>53815027
>complete black genocide
not quite
>>53813395
>>53814117
>Computer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Vincent_Atanasoff
>>53817463
>It was not a Turing complete computer, which distinguishes it from more general machines, like contemporary Konrad Zuse's Z3 (1941),
might as well count the greek Antikythera mechanism from ~200 B.C
>>53813395
lol we invented reggaeton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0q936lJVbg
>>53817996
your country should be partitioned
oh wait
>>53818160
oh wait, yours was?
eat shit snow
>>53818214
should have thought that one more through
>>53817882
>making it the first design for a general-purpose computer that could be described in modern terms as Turing-complete.[5][6]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analytical_Engine
>>53814617
>drip irrigation
drip irrigation is pretty old.
But your news technicals using genetic modify insects to destroy their population from inside to out.
Brilliant.
>>53817463
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konrad_Zuse
Self-hatred.
>>53817232
>Airplane is brazilian meme
>>53813429
>stealing Serbian proudest achievement
>>53813395
Democracy
>>53817222
POO
Tetris, electric rails and synthetic rubber.
>Scotland
Capitalism
It is symbolic that one of our nations greatest achievements is practically unknown.
>>53818853
wasn't flash memory invented by some japanese guy
The entire industrial and modern world
>>53818911
Israeli jew came pretty close, but we beat him in court, you should be glad to hear that Germany.
>>53817270
tasmania la
>>53818983
i dont like this post
>>53813395
Vaccines
Belgian inventions = best inventions:
>Contraceptive pills
>Asphalt
>Saxophone
>Mercator projection
>JPEG conversion
And co-inventions of the world wide web.
>insulin
>weed
>flags with leaves
>hockey
>snowmobiles
Beer and Aspirin.
Pretty good mix, tbqh.
>inb4 beer is thousands of years old
![flitspaal001%20groot[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QPKVVRI.jpg "flitspaal001%20groot[1].jpg")
You're Welcome
>>53813853
Yet turks don't bathe.
>>53813395
World Wide Web obviously.
>>53814117
>Computer
'no'
Olympic Games
Flamethrower
Democracy
Cure for cervix cancer (PAP test)
Pizza (inb4 shitalian damage control)
Geometry
Gyros
>>53819303
I like these, thank you Germany.
>>53819303
>Beer is one of the world's oldest prepared beverages, possibly dating back to the early Neolithic or 9500 BC
>>53819303
>inb4 beer is thousands of years old
but it is, even subhuman africans make it
>>53819483
They're donners m8
>>53819483
>(inb4 shitalian damage control)
>jew bread
>pizza
What
>>53819178
>Insulin
>Hockey
Those are Scottish lad.
>>53819483
>Italians
>shit
>not bro tier
Fuck off t*rk.
>>53819483
>Flamethrower
but that's was credited to an architect in muslim overrun Syria
>Gyros
but that's Turks
>Geometry
but that's Egyptians and Mesopotamians (you perfected it though)
CD
Cassette
Bluetooth
Microscope
Telescope
Submarine
Donuts
Fire hose
Modern Olympic flame
>>53817222
>European scientist
He was an AMERICAN scientist who wisely abandoned his European roots
Water mill
Odometer
Alarm clock
Cartography
Medicine
Philosophy
Science
Analog computer
Archimedes' screw
Ballista
Claw of Archimedes
Flexible glass
Frappé coffee
Greek fire
Water organ
Sarissa
Streets
Rutway
Caliper
Escapement
Crane
Truss roof
Tumbler lock
Gears
Plumbing
Spiral staircase
Urban planning
Winch
Showers
Central heating
Lead sheathing
Astrolabe
Canal lock
Ancient Suez Canal
Lighthouse
Chain drive
Cannon
Clock tower
Automatic doors
Surveying tools
Olympics
Democratic Government
Architectural Design
The Hippocratic Oath
Theater
Marathon
Screw
>microscope
>telescope
>wifi
>cds
>black and white cows
>speed cameras
>dyneema
>bluetooth
And the list goes on
>>53819818
Wow.
When did it go wrong?
>>53819888
Fucking Ottomans
>>53819888
Turks genocided and raped ancient Greeks. Now there is only Turkish rape babies.
>>53819916
You are cruel
>>53819517
>>53819538
Sure, they just call everything with alcohol that is not wine "beer". Most of the beer we drink today is based on the Reinheitsgebot of 1516.
Funfact: good bit of the piss Belgium produces can not be sold under the name beer here.
>>53819704
>Modern Olympic flame
Wasn't that invented in Germany?
>pic related
>>53819888
Laziness and we wuz kaingz mentality.
>>53819734
You're not a true American if you speak any other language but english, and this fucker spoke like 8
>>53819818
>water mill
>cartography
>medicine
>philosophy
>science
>streets
>crane
>urban planning
>truss roof
Love how Greeks claim to be the craddle of civilization and absolutely denies that they were heavily influenced by other cultures such as the phoenicians and others.
Literally WE WUZ KINGZ mentality desu
>>53819959
>falls for b8
![AIV-rehu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HHqrSmM.jpg "AIV-rehu[1].jpg")
>AIV Fodder is a kind of silage. The AIV liquid is added to the green fodder to improve the storage.
>A Finnish researcher of chemistry and agriculture Artturi Virtanen invented the method and named it after his initials (Artturi Ilmari Virtanen). First commercial AIV fodder products were introduced in 1929 and the method was patented in 1932. In 1945 Virtanen became a Nobel Prize laureate in chemistry "for his research and inventions in agricultural and nutrition chemistry, especially for his fodder preservation method" (AIV Fodder).
We actually have a Nobel in chemistry?
This thread is filled with WHITE EUROPEANS jerking off to DEAD EUROPEANS' INVENTIONS.
Triggered.
>>53820010
How is it bait? They ruled you for hundreds of years, and Greek genocide is documented. Put a modern "Greek" and a modern Turk together and you will not be able to tell them apart. The Ottomans loved sex slaves and rape, and it has clearly left it's mark on modern "Greeks".
>>53819626
>insulin
smh
i was wrong about hockey though
>>53820130
Hey now you are just asshole, we have nothing common with fucking turks they are close mind muslims extremists.
>hand grenades
>land miness
>exploding bullets
>peace through dialogue
fuck yeah
>>53814198
>hurr hurr hurr capitalism is bad
t. Die Linke
>>53820282
you forgot the most important thing
>>53820125
This is a thread about contributions to humanity, what did you expect?
>>53820130
>implying
Many Anatolian Greeks (with middle eastern phenotypes) came in Greece as refugees in the 20's due to Genocide, we got race mixed together so that's why you can't tell a difference.
t.1/3 Anatolian Greek
we and the greeks invented civilization. All your accomplishments are derivative, suckers
>>53820130
Do you see the difference?
>>53820424
Anatolian Greeks are rape babies. Greeks mixed with rape babies making them half rape babies. At the end of the day, you are Turks now and not the same as ancient Greeks.
>>53820481
Is it really we wuz kings, if they were actually kings?
>>53819704
>CD
Base technology was invented by am American and then Philips AND Sony developed the CD.
>Bluetooth
Pretty sure it was the British hence the name.
>Microscope
Sort of, it was a person with a Frisian surname in Paris.
>Submarine
We weaponized it first. Otherwise the're kind of worthless.
>Donuts
Everyone in the West made some version of what here we called oil cakes (that name was from Dutch settlers here). Most cookbooks listed it as an American Food.
let's see
>industrial revolution which allowed the modern world to exist (including countless industrial processes and machines)
>theory of gravity which laid the foundation for modern science
>theory of evolution
>us, canada, australia, NZ
>>53820558
fuck off diabetic cunt
>>53820130
>>53819916
>>53820481
>>53820552
>>53820538
>>53820595
Do you even have friends or you are all day in the computer being asshole?
>>53819959
IIRC the only thing special about you guys compared to your Balkan neighbors is your mitochondrial DNA otherwise your just the same as the South Slavs with a little bit of Turk thrown in. Basically you aren't really Turks but you are blanda upped.
>>53820658
Yes
>>53820595
Shut upyou fucking gay and pull out the black cock from you vagina
permanent professional army
I bet getting anally ravaged by a warrior nation was pretty influential for you.
>>53820424
>t.1/3 Anatolian Greek
Is this bait? How the fuck can anyone be 1/3 anything? Are you the result of a genetic experiment?
>>53820713
That would by definition make me hetero, or at the very least bisexual.
Nonsensical turks ruining 4chan. What's new.
>>53820429
What about the Fertile Crescent? Or the Egyptians, or the Chinese.
>>53820713
Or do you mean I'd own a black cock and a vagina, and thus me manually pulling out my black cock out of my vagina? This would make me a jewmerican pron producer.
>>53820531
Nit really and the Turk has lighter skin desu.
>oh hello there i'm from the netherlands
>>53820865
LOL ρε μαλάkα. "Lighter skin" xaxaxaxa LOL
>>53820552
For the Romans they really didn't untill Julius Caeser and the Empire had been around for a while by then.
>>53820713
Also, the whole gay thing, isn't that a very Greek thing? With women being second class citizens and adult males having young hot boipuccis to fuck?
You're a complex people.
ps. Pay denbts please.
>>53820630
No rebuttal so you use a personal attack. Fucking Moroccan detected.
Industry
cant really top that bh
>>53820881
Good afternoon.
>>53820531
Greek face looks more European
Turk looks like an depigmented A*ab
>>53813395
Father of Modern chemistry.
>>53820713
>Shut upyou fucking gay and pull out the black cock from you vagina
Gay...vagina.
That's not how it works.
>>53819016
theres still abos in tazzie lah bro
GREECE
GERMANY
BRITAIN
WE
WUZ
INVENTORS
rest can go fuck off itt
I'm so sorry you guys have to see my cringy butthurt people ITT.
>>53820906
Why would you think I could read Greek? Its quite possibly one of the most worthless languages unless you are Greek.
>>53818983
literally chink jews outjewed the jewish jews
>>53821048
Σkάσε
>>53821096
I don't give a fuck James.
>>53820778
1/4 I mean
my grand grand mother was Anatolian Greek refugee.
>>53819818
literally half of that shit was invented in the levant
>>53820531
not really
Insulin.
Without us the USA wouldn't exist anymore.
>>53820849
and straight not gay
>>53821173
you did us all a disservice there
>>53821153
Ok that makes a lot more sense. Are the Turks still being dicks about the Greek Orthodox in Turkey?
>>53821229
I suppose this is the real reason Paulescu never received his Nobel Prize.
Now on something more cheerful, how about jet engines?
>>53820558
CD (&DVD) is Philips & Sony, so Dutch/Japanese
Bluetooth was a Swedish and Dutch invention
Microscope pre-cursor dutch, first real microscope dutch as well.
You're right on dutch submarine, it was pretty gay.
Too vague to really call the inventor of oilbread, although I think oliebollen goes back the furthest.
>>53813395
Wi Fi or Russel Crowe
Earth orbiting around Sun, before the birth of Polish nation the Sun used to orbit Earth.
>>53820531
lmao
>>53814083
Italy invented that you cunt
Humans
first oil pipeline
>>53820531
Greek face looks like urine.
>>53821412
No
>By the time Santos-Dumont got around to his maiden flight the Wright brothers had already flown numerous times, including one in which they flew 24 miles (39 km) in 40 minutes.
"Even in 1903 the airplane sustained itself in the air for nearly a minute. If it's not sustaining itself under its own power it's not going to stay up that long," Jakab says.
Even in France -- never a country too eager to agree with the U.S. point of view -- the Wrights are considered to have flown before Santos-Dumont, says Claude Carlier, the director of the French Center for the History of Aeronautics and Space.
"There's a strong nationalist issue at play here," says Marcos Villares, Santos-Dumont's great grandnephew. "Flight was a very important step in human history, in the history of technology. Every country wants to claim priority."
He was a pretty interesting guy though.
>>53813395
ITT: Every cunt claiming shit we invented in a pathetic attempt to seem even remotely relevant in comparison to the greatest country of all time
>>53821337
And Skippy the bush kangaroo
>>53820531
Why did you post 2 pictures of the same guy?
>>53813395
Can't decide between Wi-fi, television or refrigerators
>>53813395
Nothing
the word "robot"
sugar cubes
blood types
genetics
electronic music instruments
contact lens
screw ship propeller
polarography
cell theory
>>53820921
Rome had kings (rex or princeps, wich were basically the same thing) before the Republic, you know
>>53822121
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>53822121
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caravel
