Questing in the West-Midlands edition
cara
>>53804648
???????
caranimaizusersh
whats this movie about?
>>53804671
esp
>>53804655
>I want my chair to smell like farts
>more and more """"""""refugees""""""""" want to go home
pretty fucking good that wahey
At Gregg's eating a pastie!!!
Watching the Simpsons where Homer joins the Naval Reserve
>>53804693
why are you smelling your chair you grub?
>>53804707
what's a jib?
Me and you should team up
We could RULE this board Spiderman
>>53804708
cuck
So lads, which should I go with?
I usually have a thing for dark hair but I do love dirty blonde/dirty blonde with the right face shape (slav girls)
>>53804734
Headsail
the thing with the pakis is that there taking money away from the soldiers and giving more money to the bankers bonuses
and dont even get me STARTED on the footballers wages!
>>53804702
agreed
>>53804671
The movie has a certain stickiness to it.
M. Night Shamalan won't film a script that doesn't have a certain stickiness to it.
>>53804750
right for lore reasons
also
>sex mods in Skyrimjob
I've got a prostitution/sex mod for immersion so I can have consensual sex with my wife
>>53804671
why, my peenus weanus of course :)
hahaha! :D
it's my weeeeeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah
what's this movie about? my answer, of course, my peenus weanus :D
hahaha!
I can't wait until James McClean doesn't wear a poppy again next year
do people ever make money by just buying foreign currencies and then selling it back when they're worth more?
>>53804813
yes
>>53804813
What do you think investing is, Gary?
>>53804734
>>53804790
She's not a nord mate
>sex mods
Thought about trying that so I can give some blow for cash on an underworld/thief girl like my Fallout 2 dumb slut adventures but it all seems a bit much and too forced.
I don't want to have dialogue come up for every NPC I run into saying "face fuck me hehe" because some 350lb anime autist set it up
>>53804828
>>53804834
didn't think people invested in currencies desu thought it was just stocks
would there be much of a point investing $100 into some foreign currency?
>>53804828
>>53804834
Where and how can you buy currency on an individual level that will actually be profitable?
Banks have massive markups/downs on buy/sell
Amateur forex is for retards do not
>>53804813
Usually some places have some exchange rate you have to pay to prevent this
ffs lads quitting smoking is pretty hard haha
fuck
>>53804837
better one I know only allows sex when you wear a certain amulet so its not like everyone had that "lets fuk lele" option
>>53804917
cock is pretty addictive m8, but you should see how bad it gets with cigs
Bitcoin: Is the crypto-currency doomed?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35343561
>>53804857
Like anything, you've should really have some understanding of what you're investing into. It's not much different to investing into a company. If you have reason to believe that the country/company is going to improve for whatever reason then it's worth a punt. The major difference being that countries artificially inflate, or deflate their currencies for trade so it's a lot of homework. I'm sure people with inside knowledge on such things do it all the time.
>>53804912
>>53804953
hi, dr david m window here
>>53804964
Kek
>>53804946
terrible
>>53804917
get an e-cig then, inb4 fedoras
>>53805037
nah apparently they're just as bad
>>53805037
a robot's dick
>>53804953
yes
unknown pleasures track 1 by the band Joy Division
>>53805041
>they're just as bad
In what way?
Certainly you don't mean health wise.
>>53805058
maybe just as bad wasn't the right word but iirc there was some study showing that they aren't as healthy as people think
i'm literally fucking freezing lads. living in these big old houses with shitty radiators is horrible when it's cold. my room literally has the old fireplace converted into a decorative mantelpiece and it'd literally serve better as an actual fucking fireplace
Sucking on a straw will give you the same wrinkles that sucking on cigs will
>>53805055
closing credits to an 80s movie/10
Can someone post the football hooligan beast with ten chins and no neck webm?
So here I am literally on the opposite side of the world (~19000km) and I bump into a group of Jerseylads.
Absolutely mad t bh they've even got this.
There must be only a few hundred of us outside the island at any one time, what are the chances?
>>53805089
EYE
just did a wicked shit
was sat on the loo for at least 10 minutes, feel lighter now (:
>>53805071
There's a lot of misinformation about them, vapour is fundamentally harmless, smoke isn't. They're as healthy as the liquid you put into them. So if you fill it with Chinese metal laced water, then yeah.. that's bad. If you put in decent liquid then they're safe as houses.
You've got to expect a certain amount of backlash against them, doesn't mean it's true.
>>53805104
>jersey
so are you the peado or the terrorist
>>53805160
Neither. I've been around quite some time now, I just don't announce myself unless its relevant
anyone got the image that contrasts japanese and western porn? it has the phrase "shameful dispray" in it
>>53805194
yeah
>>53805217
thanks
>>53805145
i unironically use one
if i was gonna smoke fags otherwise it's infinitely better
>>53805217
liar
>>53805194
yea
makes me laugh every time
especially the beyblades part
>>53805194
Why did the Scottish vote to stay a part of the U.K?
>>53805263
would you vote for your state to be independent?
>>53805263
because your dads a nigger
BRITS OUT
im bloody bleeding cold and do sorely miss my hot water bottle
>>53805230
fair play, I keep meaning to get one myself. They're kind of difficult to come across here though for some reason.
>>53805261
>boring classical paintings from yuropeans
>bold and interesting use of shape and color from the Japanese, human form is almost abstract in its distortion of the features
the japanese painting is far more interesting, lol @ british education
>>53805280
>>53805285
>>53805297
BRITS OUT
>>53805305
>lol @ british education
ahI seem to have made a mistake
>>53805280
>California
Hell yes!
>>53805082
same thing happens when youre a long time dick sucker
BRITS OUT
AMERICANS IN
>oh, i didn't catch you there
>didn't i mention?
>i come from the greatest nation on earth, the united states of america!
If you wear a denim jacket I need you to leave cum
>>53804635
>>53804766
>>53804903
>>53805082
>these boring classical paintings doing nothing but representing reality one for one
these are the type of thing my grandma would say Now THAT'S a painting! literally the reddit of the art world
>>53804886
is that munster?
>>53805401
>>53805436
BRITS OUT
bit dead
>>53805428
desu you have to remember at the time this was completely unheard of, literally no one anywhere bothered with realism or representative art at all.
People like Durer might have made dull paintings by modern standards, but things like pic related were revolutionary steps in art
(specifically this in basically portraying himself as Jesus)
meanwhile art elsewhere was far too caught up in convention and archetypes for any meaningful change
new gimmick: stay up all night to enforce britishness
>>53805428
>reality one for one
whats this mean
>>53805518
MOOSE FUCKER OUT
>>53805528
TEA PISSER OUT
>you will never ram your cock into thailad's bum
>>53805518
nothing against classical paintings, I just don't feel challenged by them. I prefer contemporary art where you have to work a little to tease out the meaning.
as an aside, do any anons know of a good art archive where the images are large enough that you can see the brush strokes? its hard to find good high res pics of paintings
business idea: lie in bed with eyes closed to enter a restorative state of unconsciousness
gonna wear my Hawaiian shirt to work
I will end you
>>53805590
BRIT OUT
>>53805591
ROO FUCKER OUT
>>53805610
haha looks like this seppo has some (f)attitude going on
>>53805610
shut up
>>53805617
top shelf post
just ate 2 slices of beans and toast and 1 normal toast
didn't do enough beans for all 3 but decided to go with 2 slices with good coverage instead of 3 sparsely populated slices
muller corner for pudding, strawberry shortcake
>>53805553
it means the artist is just portraying reality as his eyeballs see it, I believe impressionism was one of the first steps away from this and then with Picasso we had modern art: abstract, not as concerned with subject or eschewing it entirely
>>53805617
STRAYA OUT
>>53805619
BRITBOO OUT
>>53805629
>>53805635
BRITS OUT
>>53805591
or you gay or a party animal
>>53805669
Can I stay?
>>53805644
good post
>53805669
bad post
>>53805669
aye dont have an anuerysm you porky cunt
>>53805675
the latter
>>53805675
maybe he works in hawaii
>>53805635
I really miss muller corners t bh
Managed to find a few excellent products at an import store though. Cinnamon grahams (I'll never accept the new name) and bottle green elderflower cordial. Having a nice refreshing summer drink as I type this.
>>53805586
>I just don't feel challenged by them
you know nothing about art and its history then
not to mention even "photorealistic" art was often used to portray very deep or complex scenes
I think your issue is more with Reformation era German art where the focus was technical skill and perfect realism over any deep meaning
there is a painting of several farm animals (pic related) which was one of the most celebrated paintings in all of Europe at the time for both its size and its realism.
now however its fairly dull.
either way though if anything realism opens up new avenues for art beyond very basic crude representations
NEED EVERY SINGLE YANK OUT OF THIS GENERAL RIGHT NOW
YOU ARE NOT A BRIT
YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE COMMONWELATH
FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEE
>>53805683
YES
>>53805694
STEVE IRWIN OUT
>>53805703
GOLEM OUT
>>53805709
MOOSE OUT
>>53805718
KANGAROO JACK OUT
>>53805709
so what's so deep about a painting like the ones anon posted? I see the emotion in the men's faces, I understand you can look to the political climate at the time of the painting and see how it influenced it. what is there beyond that
>>53805586
>do any anons know of a good art archive where the images are large enough that you can see the brush strokes? its hard to find good high res pics of paintings
Wikipedia
>the commonwealth
>hi there im an american
>>53805703
It's good when you see something homely in the supermarkets/shops init..
>>53805732
cheers
>>53805644
just because the setting is "realistic" doesn't mean the scene portrayed can't be powerful
like this is far more emotional and meaningful than this fairly plain, though still pretty Chinese landscape http://data.whicdn.com/images/26679506/large.jpg
>>53805738
wiki is not good at all their pics are small
>>53805735
>there has to be meaning to it
Why? How much do you hate art that you have to see an agenda behind it?
greetings lads
(sponsored post)
>why yes do reside in thailand why do you ask?
This picture was painted the same year Hitler was born.
>>53805777
>777
think your fuckin hot shit or wot cunt get fucked
>>53805811
really?
spoopy
>>53805744
FUCK OFF BRIT
>>53805749
FUCK OFF STRAYA
>>53805751
FUCK OFF MOOSE
>>53805777
FUCK
OFF
>>53805798
FUCK
>>53805821
OFF
just filtered the USA flag
thread is so much comfier now
since this is anime central, help a brother out
I'm looking for an episode of fullmetal alchemist where someone is killed inside of the talking armour
I saw it years ago and I've been thinking about it, I can't find it when I don't even know their names
>>53805857
>>53805859
FUCK OFF BRITD
topkek
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PlayIt2TheLimit
cant believe he got an UD entry 6 years ago
>>53805735
>so what's so deep about a painting like the ones anon posted?
I'm not talking about those, but European art in general and why it is far more developed and diverse than other cultures
the ones posted here >>53805261
are all very good portraying a wide range of things from dramatic re-telling of ancient history, to an almost fantastical yet ordinary riverscape showing the beauty in day to day life, to the horrors of war
pic related is annother fantastic exampel of the power of realistic styles
you can really feel the emotion of Ivan IV here simply because of the skill taken with portraying his reaction to killing his own son
in the Japanese painting you can hardly tell the emotions behind it at all, its just some scowl with hardly any human connection.
>>53805879
>>53805883
FUCK OFF
>>53805883
You realise the Japanese painting is cherry picked, right?
>>53805883
you sound like you have decent taste in art desu senpai
>electronic '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''sports''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>I wasn't raised lutheran
business idea: make electric cables using water instead of copper wire
>hello i know what lutheran means
Immature seppo grubs need to fuck off back to /cum/ (they can take the Canadians with them)
>>53805750
It is indeed. Must be exceptionally rare in Thailand. I remember how chuffed I was just finding ribena in HK
>>53805883
my brother has shown me this painting many times, this is his favorite painter. I like the use of light in the European paintings, it is magnificent. but the shapes and colors are boring to me. maybe the japanese painting is normal to them but having been bombarded with images of european art my whole life I see the japanese painting as pushing the boundaries, edging towards abstraction. which of course leads to shit like Warhol who imo was the real genius of the 20th century, showing us the beauty in the everyday. you wanna talk about the power of realistic styles
business idea: perform a task for someone in exchange for money
business idea: exterminate yanks
>>53805999
and thus, prostitution was invented
>>53805929
this is not any better
the Japanese like nearly every other culture didn't care about emotional impacts but rather valued art more for its meditative aspects, which is why you have so many "peaceful" landscape paintings, which although pretty are not terribly impressive or moving.
desu Christianity combined with Roman-greek ideas of the human form is what pushed European art so far beyond the rest
Buddhism, Islam, and other assorted pagan faiths are not terribly conducive to diverse and moving art.
annother painting, my favorite depiction of war in all its brutality and chaos, the masses of men almost merge together as a single entity in the melee, yet the use of lighting and position among other highly developed European ideas draws your eye to the key figures in the scene to tell a story through each of them.
>>53806032
rude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzIFjGcOKbg
Choon
>>53806051
all me
>>53805981
>Must be exceptionally rare in Thailand
You'd expect so wouldn't you? You'd be surprised though. Every supermarket carries European/American/Australian imports, some more than others. There's one owned by the Waitrose group that has all their homebrand stuff. Occasionally with a ridiculous markup, admittedly. There's another which specialises in imports.
There's only a few things that I can't find to this day.
>>53806062
FUCK OFF
U
C
K
O
F
F
fucking hate /cum/
@ all yanks
JOY
>>53805998
desu it sounds more like you are just bored in general, but that's no knock against the quality of European art through every era.
being an Orientalist is all well and good but ultimately its just due to your own isolation and the "east" having this fantastical quality.
here is one that is bordering on realism and expertly uses the light and feeling of movement to show these two men almost as monsters.
>>53806133
FUCK
>>53805998
>but having been bombarded with images of european art my whole life I see the japanese painting as pushing the boundaries, edging towards abstraction
>>53806140
OFF
Living in an all white society must have been pretty fun
YANKS
OUT
>>53806167
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>53806190
GET THE FUCK OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
/cum/ here. sup lads?
here's something simple but also great to show the power of realism, look at the detail and emotion on the faces of all the party goers
the painting as a whole is a scene in itself
>>53806230
i just tasted your mothers sweaty cunt lips
>>53806231
I feel like an asshole for posting such a lowres pic of a Picasso but hey, I love realism as much as anyone but this type of thing really speaks to me. To me this captures the movement and emotion of the scene as much as anything. Picasso found people on the fringes of society like these jugglers and painted them, he humanized them, these people were just gypsies looked down on by most people. but here we see them not flying through the air on trapeze but in a mostly ordinary domestic scene, although the boy is practicing a circus act
based HLG hiding in an pro qualifier making news headlines all around the e sports world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNfFsksdgT8
If Atlantic Canada left Canada and joined the UK, i dont think anyone would mind
plus, since they're more ethnically British (English/Irish/Cornish/Scottish/Welsh) than the UK, it makes sense.
>>53806312
forgot pic
>>53806255
do all americans run with a knife
livechan is a fucked up place
>I am Noel Fielding comedian, actor, artist and musician, one half of The Mighty Boosh ! I take many forms.
>>53806354
FOY
>>53806312
abstract styles are good too, but Asian art isn't abstract, its something else entirely with completely different goals in mind compared to European art.
beyond that its also very static
European art is very alive and active, the realistic paintings look they could come to life in a moment
then you have works like this where its almost purely an image of momentum and vibrant emotion alive and invigorated on the canvas, like as if the very idea of "movement" was painted down.
>>53806441
POP
>>53804635
This dude is the best smash brother melee player in the world at the moment. He has hundreds of thousands of fans.
>>53804886
pardon the cliche, but this is literally HUSAUSAHAHSHUSHUSHUSAUHSHSAHUSAHHUSAUHSAHUSAUHSAUHAHUSHUSAHUASHUSAHUSAUHHSUAHUSHUSUHSHUSAAHUUHHUAHUSAUHSAHU worthy
How do you feel when you look at this image?
>>53806354
fuck off with your shithole meme province
>>53806487
POO
>>53806487
kek
>>53806354
>since they're more ethnically British (English/Irish/Cornish/Scottish/Welsh)
>Irish
>>53806461
>mang0 came so close but failed
>>53806533
what?
since when is Irish not an ethnicity of the British Isles?
>>53806487
well thats what im trying to ask the brits, we would like to leave, we've never suffered more economically until we joined Canada
>>53806357
This is so beautiful. I am moved even now looking at it on a computer screen. Doesn't it feel like a memory?
>>53806487
the only province I'd accuse of being meme tier is PEI. the rest of the maritimes are fine.
>>53806635
Newfoundland is the official meme status province
>>53806624
Looks like someone ordered the poo poo platter
>2016
>being white
>still not believing in allah
Can I have a nibble on one of your ears lads
>>53806635
Newfoundland isn't part of the Maritimes ;^)
>>53806667
>2016
>being fooled by false prophets named Muhammad
el oh el
>>53806667
I believe in Allah
and his only son our lord and savior Isa Ibn Maryam
>>53806679
nah mate i need that for smelling things
>people always make fun of Atlantic Canada
>mfw they're the whitest
>mfw they have the lowest crime rate (10 or so homicides/yr with 2.4 million people)
>mfw they're the happiest Canadians
>mfw they hold the torch for Canadian identity, as they are the only places in Canada that havent seen large scale immigration in the past 100 years or so
>>53806359
thats how we did so well at the olympics for so long m8, until Jamaica caught on
>>53806766
Apparently we're just leeches feeding off the oil money in the West.
And look where that obsession has gotten us now.
alri
>>53806766
>>they're the happiest
>>53806796
well all the newfies would still be back in their fisheries not giving a fuck, but Smallwood was smart enough to led Canadians sell away the grand bank fishing rights
>>53806840
ay up me duck
>>53806878
what's your duck's name
was smoking a spliff out the window and dropped it onto the conservatory roof
can't reach it and have to fully climb out of my window to retrieve it
hopefully it doesn't rain before the morning
>>53806869
Still makes me angry
>>53806863
Yes, they are, whats your question?
>>53806920
I'd be happy too if I could be plastered 24/7 and on disability
>>53806907
>conservatory roof
Business idea: don't fall through it.
If your hoover has a long enough nozzle thing, put in a new bag and suck it up.
watching this 'making a murderer' on netflix
all the normies are raving about it
hopefully it's alright
>>53806920
>Ontario 2nd last
kek
>the Indians are too loud
>my feet hurt
>I wish I was part of the USA
would be happier if all the yanks itt gassed themselves to be honest with you my brothers, yanks need not respond to this post as i have filtered their flag.
>>53806954
have climbed out there loads of times before it's just a bit of a kerfuffle
bit late for all that
>>53806902
Harold
>>53806998
sounds adorable
post pictures
>>53806985
Alright then, gib 2's when you get it back.
>>53806950
and you got politicians to thank for making sure Newfoundland would be economically screwed
special thanks for the Canadian government in allowing East Asian and Russian fishing tankersto absolutely destroy the fish population, young and old, while wrecking one of the richest fish breeding grounds in the world
see
>>53806869
going to play Super Mario 64
>>53806973
kek, and its apparently "the place to be" in Canada.
>tfw just realized Canadians have taken over /brit/
Who here /hypochondriac/
>>53807042
played through it with cheats last year, gg.
>>53807064
>with cheats
As punishment you must now play through it with the Chaos mod.
>>53807064
I'm playing on N64 tbf
>>53807085
It's just fun to be able to fly around or turn metal whenever you feel like it. Set a button on xbox controller to trigger it.
>Chaos mod
Never played any mods, i'll look into it.
>>53807042
But first lets talk about parallel universes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
>>53807102
I think emulating is actually better.
Doing a wake up in the middle of the night haha
Had a dream where Jez aka Big Jezza aka Jezbollah aka Comrade Corbyn aka Jihadi Jez aka Hobo Stalin became PM and as part of his new progressive socialist policies gave me a government issues Syrian refugee gf who looked exactly like Golshifteh Farahani and she had really nice feet and we lived happily ever after but then I woke up and now i feel depressed because it wasn't real hahahaha
http://strawpoll.me/6581719
http://strawpoll.me/6581719
http://strawpoll.me/6581719
>>53807047
Ontario isn't all bad, really. Kingston is very nice.
>>53807111
Have fun.
>>53807128
What the fugg :DD
>>53807165
this might still be a dream, dont give up
>>53806920
>4% difference between the highest and the lowest "satisfied or very satisfied with life in general"
m8 you literally can make 4% of people say they're satisfied or dissatisfied with life by sending them free samples of soap in the mail. what a worthless statistic to even drag up. and between 2003-2011? the years when statscan was bleeding out the ass thanks to cuts? you could reference a burger joint's customer feedback box and get more telling results.
>>53807128
>This A press autism
holy shit
>>53807213
Keep going, it gets a lot worse
>>53807179
thats true as well, i grew up in Orangeville and that was pretty nice
its just that about 80% of the population is in the GTA + Hamilton which is a miserable place to be
we need more brits and less Canadians for /int/ live chat
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int
>>53807017
put some duct tape on the end of a coat hanger and managed to get it back
was soaking wet anyway and beyond recovery
>>53807042
good lad
>>53807212
desu if you've ever been out east, you know the people are happy living simple lives and not bother with the rest of the world.
literally hobbits with boats, its a pretty neat life.
>>53807221
I've seen videos like this before regarding SM64, but never trying to get stars with the minimum amount of A presses. The following of this game is insane.
>>53807235
gutted lad.
>>53807235
stick it in the microwave
>>53807211
I'll never give up on Jay-E-Z
>>53807128
>I do need to build up speed for 12 hours
THREE LIONS ON A SHIRT
>>53807336
nah it was soggy and falling apart
may roll another or just go sleep
>>53807355
lol this.. what the actual fuck
gabapentin has me on another level
>>53807367
JULES RIMET STILL GLEAMING
>>53807370
your lack of addiction disappoints me
>>53807403
>not being in control
wasteman
gimmick idea: takes posts from /cum/ and post them in /brit/ with fedora images attached
It's £2 for 50 weeks of the year
why the fuck do you need this extra £1.50 right now?
Fuck you asda.
@53807477
do NOT i repeat DO NOT bring /cum/ into /brit/ you fucking runt. I will destroy you.
gimmick idea: take posts from /brit/ and post them in /cum/ with fedora images attached
DEAD
