lads i'm gonna buy BLACKED and rename it MICK'D
itll be an irish themed cuckolding porn producer
anyone wanna help edition
http://strawpoll.me/6579862
threadly reminder that all UK, ireland and australian posters have laois accents in my head
>>53800250
why do you always post threads early? Is page 7 that difficult to understand?
business idea: more pakis
pakis out
when I go outside I always wear earphones and listen to pink noise on loop to separate me from the outside world and calm my anxiety. It also prevents me from hearing people make rude remarks towards me which happens quite often.
Doing a shitpost
Literally ignore this thread. Make a new one.
>>53800319
good post
thoughts on this post?
>>53800318
corbyn
>>53800283
same
welsh bretons and cornish are the only true british
>pozzed
>>53800319
Paki
Fischer-Z lads
need a sexual release
lads i'm gonna buy BLACKED and rename it BRUCED
itll be an aussie themed cuckolding porn producer
>>53800356
good post
you put your pakis in
your pakis out
in
out
in
out
paki all about
you do the paki cokey and you do a poo
that whats its all about wheyy
>>53800373
Blacked has excellent production values
>>53800340
ok senpai
>posting in yank threads
>>53800397
>>53800397
>>53800397
new
>Rasheed
>>>/pol/
>Rorke
>>>/reddit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79u0Zh4ebus
>>53800432
Paki
I feel like I have absolutely exhausted my supply of porn. I have seen every good video there is to be seen. I literally have to wait a matter of weeks before I see a good new video. Frustrating as hell.
t. someone who exclusively watches interracial anal porn
>>53800428
Jog on
>you will never be as alpha as sharky
why live?
>>53800423
Agreed
>>53800433
Heh
I remember when i was 16
>>53800456
dont be so picky
watch some bdsm and cumwalking
Im posting from my phone but I cant upload an image because the verification box is covering the chose file button. Help.
>>53800517
>>>/reddit/
>>53800480
I don't, there's 10 years of constant substance abuse between then and now
>>53800541
Degenerate drug smoker
who /lad/ here?
>>53800530
literally that feature inexplicably changed for me today for the first time in a year
>>53800555
better than smoking cocks
me on the left
never ever use the public toilets in whitby ever
there was literally wet pieces of toilet paper stuck to the ceiling with splodges of poo used as the adhesive. not to mention it smelled absolutely horrendous
seriously what the fuck motivates people to do this, i just want to wee for fuck sake
>>53800536
Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBxmfwKhrAs
dude
the gf
>>53800609
>muh pakis
Fuck off to reddit you leftist shit
How do I become a gypsy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omzI6QzRy0c
>>53800608
all me
>>53800604
>it's wrong to blame a woman for being raped
>>53800603
no homo we smoking penises!!
Anal porn turns me off
am I putting my health at risk by drinking 3-4 beers a night?
is this guy android 17?
I dmed donald trump on instagram and he hasntnseen it or responded to it
>>53800653
you gay?
>>53800644
>>>/pol/ please
>>53800655
most likely
young thug is the tupac of our generation
>>53800653
I can take it or leave it 2bh
>>53800688
>>>/reddit/ first
>>53800655
yeah but you're going to die anyway
Feel the need to exterminate an ethnic group.
>>53800655
yes, smoke weed instead.
>>53800688
reddit please
>>53800725
Pretty much this
>>53800701
let's hope he dies like tupac
>>53800724
what one la x
>>53800647
change your name to jim-bob o'rourke
move to cork
pretend to clean windows while actually robbing houses
constantly ask if someone is "star'in wi' ya"
>>53800712
>>53800735
>>>/pol/ cheers lads
>>53800725
Or u could not be a degenerate thats dependant on drugs
PAKIS OUT
>>53800701
good post x
>>53800724
do anglos count as an ethnic group
i can get behind that
except australians
>>53800777
you are such a retard
>i haven't tripped on 1000+ug
>>53800792
>degenerate
How?
>>53800792
yeah but what's the fun in that?
>tfw back in secondary school and you had PE the next day
>tfw back in secondary school and you had drama the next day
Those two lessons were the fucking bane of my existence
will a cocktail of MDMA and two hits of DMT permanently cure my depression?
>>53800816
PAKIS IN (the gas chambers)
>>53800820
fuck off jim bob
>>53800835
>PE
I agree, fuck that
>drama
fuck no drama was bants
>>53800835
Loved both desu, you must have been a fat autist
>>53800841
if it's meme depression then yeah
>>53800841
Not enough DMT
>>53800848
wtf does that image have to do with reddit
im confused
its a man in a hat on a bik
help
>>53800397
>>53800397
>>53800397
we (brits) are in here lads
just dropped 1200ug lads
what can I expect?
>>53800841
Youll be happy for a few hours then when u start coming down u will want to kill urself desu
>>53800777
Cba moving to Ireland just to become a gypo. I want to join some ones in England
>>53800835
PE was great unless it was one of those shitty days where all you did was laps and beep test
>>53800897
It's a fedora on the helmet
>>53800835
>tfw I was "that kid" that used to bring in a note every time I had PE
Didn't do a single PE lesson in year 10 or 11 desu
>>53800920
fuck off spastic
>>53800938
t. fatty
>>53800937
no it isnt
>>53800938
looking back at secondary I realise there were a lot of times I could have just not gone to lessons/not even come in without it affecting my future at all
>>53800991
fight me irl
>>53800922
childs play desu, talk to me when you've done a thumbprint
>>53800991
Dude, yes it is
Also, how much for a 20% stake in MICK'D?
>>53800835
>>53800878
>>53800938
fat brit fucks
>>53801025
not fat, just shit at sports and chronically lazy
>>53800835
drama was banter with the lads senpai
>>53800879
>>53800878
Drama was alright except for when we had to do performances. I'd be shitting myself with anxiety through every drama lesson waiting for the teacher to say "alright get in a group". If it was a lesson where we just fucked about and didn't have to get into a group, it was pretty fun.
>liking PE
Fuck off normie
t. literal fat autist
>>53801025
i hope you know we merely tolerate you.
>>53800835
PE depended on what we were doing. Either top tier or shit.
>>53801057
drama?
>>53801099
yes drama
>>53801006
swer to.me fuckin ma il fukn b8 da hed of u ye puec of shit i sswqre sde boiskl fuck yer ma in her arse
>>53801023
no it isnt
it costs a breakfast sandwich
>>53801083
hello reddit
>>53801068
Kill yourself my man.
>>53801068
I actually really enjoyed doing performances and was pretty confident when I did them. No idea where that confidence went 2bh
>tfw 'dance' was compulsory at my secondary school from year 7-9
you lot don't know the half of it
might change my name and move to a foreign country
do they post the dole abroad lads?
>>53801109
bit of a poofter are you?
need a big old tubby belly gf
>>53801111
make that a trip so i can filter you
>>53801109
do sissy brit bois have to take drama?
gay af class haha
either youre a poof or youre a country of poofters
>>53801068
Drama didn't bother me but I was about 14 when I last did it.
>>53801159
Filter the name
>>53801159
нeт
>>53801085
TOP TIER
dodge ball
Swimming
Bikes
Badminton
Capture the flag
GOOD TIER
track
long jump
Rounders
ALRIGHT TIER
Basketball
SHIT TIER
Football/rugby with Chads
>He didn't take drama
>He didn't do comedy skits with the lads
>He didn't make all the girls laugh by playing the class clown and getting away with it
>>53801195
>dodge ball
fuck i was so good at this wish it was a pro sport
literally did all my GCSE exams stoned (was in my DUDE WEED phase) and still got 5 C's or above
>>53801128
One proper weird lad picked dance at my school. Must have felt like a gimp when his name was read out in front of the year for the dance group.
>>53801215
lanky string of piss turn sideways and youd disappear
>>53801195
why do american shows always act like dodgeball is hell on earth?
even yanks love it
literally the best sport in PE
>>53801195
I have fucking nightmares of the times I had to play football and rugby. Fucking hell embarrassing times they were
one thing I definitely don't miss about school
Think my school did Latin instead of drama
>>53801195
>Bikes
>Swimming
Fuck off Eton Old Boy
>>53801195
>ALRIGHT TIER
>Basketball
alri nig
>>53801212
good post
>>53801244
was just really good at catching those balls 2bh
what balls do they use over there? we had some very odd soft pink ones that you can easily catch with 1 hand
>>53801111
>it costs a breakfast sandwich
Homemade or any place in particular? Which sandwich?
>>53801195
>no cross country in a tier below shit tier
>top tier
footy
>alright tier
badmington
>shit tier
everyone else
>>53801195
I was on the rugby team desu
not because I was a Chad but because I'm tall have strong wide shoulders
also
>no wrestling
>any team sports being good
I suck at team sports
haven't had a shag in almost 2 years lads
>>53801195
where's polo, cricket, or even archery on this list?
Vi veri universum vivus vici
>>53801323
havent had once since halloween x
>PE first period on monday
>Winters spent playing footy on icy pitches
>Lacing up my Predators
>Skipping around fatties and autistic mongs placed in defence like a white 13-year-old Messi
>Scoring a hat trick every game
>Seeing the girls check me out as they played hockey on the all weather pitch
>>53801307
Didn't mind cross country desu
haven't had a shag in over 19 years lads
>>53801195
We used to have fun swims and the spastics would go mental fighting for floats. They were always ultra-strong for their age too, but thankfully we operated in groups to sink the downey bastards.
>>53801331
>polo
fuck off billionaire
>>53801306
homemade is best
ingredients: sausages (the irish oned whatever the proper name is), rashers, black and white pudding, ketchup, all on a hard roll
>its a Yank namefag makes a overly verbose self falaciating thread episode
>>53801350
Rasheed
>>53801354
Do you mean the blacks?
>>53801351
havent had one since halloween haha x
>it's a leaf post
whats the best 3 animes lads?
>those lads who played soccer every recess every day every year
fuck off, can't stand soccer
>>53801349
My most prized possessions
>tfw you snap the elastic band over the bottom of the boot
wew
>>53801417
yuru yuri
k-on
?
>>53801417
1. anime
2. nonces
3. OUT
>>53801396
he means he went to a special school
would honestly say theres a 50/50 percent chance ill fuck my oneitis saturday night
HORRIFIC
>>53801349
>tfw eternally the autistic mong in defence
at least I was better on average than the other mongs
>>53801457
Excellent post
>>53801253
I used to walk off and hide in the toilets desu
Fucking hated the way they all took it extremely serious
filtered yank flags, /brit/ experience has never been better.
>>53801463
Good boy
>>53801440
you brought actual footy shoes to PE?
>>53801479
Sorry lad, nobody who played in defence or net in school was good. You were fucking awful.
Acid is just the first stage, Like matter is the first stage of life and consciousness. Acid launches you. But once you're out there, if the mission is successful, you jettison the first stage and you're traveling free of gravity. Which means free of matter. Acid dissolves the barriers which prevent the maximum possible complexity of energy relationships from building up in the brain. I'll show you how to pilot the second stage
>>53801488
yes
>>53801396
Special sorts, I don't know what was wrong for them.
>more non-brit posters than actual brit posters
pretty similar to london in some aspects
>>53801373
You fucking disgust me
>>53801488
When we played football or rugby, yes, everyone did.
anime nonces and pakis out
>>53801543
don't think that was allowed here 2bh
remember when it had rained and we had pe outside everyone would just slide everywhere
>>53800835
>dodgeball
>>53801515
mate I at least tried. I had the occasional success but it was mostly against notoriously sub par players
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDHrsqre_TQ
>>53801488
We got in trouble if we didn't.
just filtered the namefag haha xox
>>53801584
alri 1142 lad
>tfw I came first in our badminton tournament in PE
feels great
I can honestly say I never learnt any of the rules to rugby
The extent of teaching was here is how to do a tackle
Didn't really get the point
i want her to sit on my face
>Acid is just the first stage, Like matter is the first stage of life and consciousness. Acid launches you. But once you're out there, if the mission is successful, you jettison the first stage and you're traveling free of gravity. Which means free of matter. Acid dissolves the barriers which prevent the maximum possible complexity of energy relationships from building up in the brain. I'll show you how to pilot the second stage
who here played footie games in class with a girl you crushed on?
can proper remember the distinct smell of the PE changing rooms lads, like a mixture of grass, mud, sweat and lynx deodorant
>>53801549
At least it's all white countries. Just goes to show rasheeds have no actual interest in your culture, they only want your money and sometimes your women
>>53801621
But she's a darkie...
>>53801587
It's OK lad, I played in defence as well. I had my successes too
>crunching slide tackles on annoying chads
>went in with my studs every time
>cut a couple of lads' legs
>mfw
>>53801620
>one of the fastest plebs in the school
>get chucked on the wing
>out pace everyone
>didn't realise you had to ground to ball to score a try
>everyone had a right laugh at me
tamping
I know that if I stay awake I will feel awful tomorrow but this won't help me sleep now
took 4mg etizolam there
>>53801644
used to have 'foot sex' in french with this girl
she went to on to become my only ever gf and took my virginity
>>53801621
>black
>>53801621
wew
>>53801665
so will my dick be when I shove it up her shitter
>>53801620
Same, played it for five years and have no idea what the rules are today. Fucking dogshit sport anyway.
>tfw you saw some fat cunts tiny cock poking out of his boxers when he was getting changed
eeewwww
german army parka is arriving in the post tomorrow lads x
>>53801605
I was good at badminton. Shame it was a gay sport.
>>53801675
don't trust myself with benzos any more
I tend to overdo it, and since they stay in your system for so long, I'm stumbling and slurring for days or even weeks.
>>53800466
Not hard to be alpha when everyone around you is a 5'9 skinny manlet that could be blown over with a fart
>>53801555
http://strawpoll.me/6580230
http://strawpoll.me/6580230
http://strawpoll.me/6580230
your life has gotta be pretty lame for you to be talking about your school sports years later lol
>>53801699
qt tummy
>>53801675
pack it in with this shit gimmick or I'll chin you
german army burka is arriving in the post tomorrow lads x
>>53801644
no I touched her boobies
>>53801648
>america
>white
>I was in top/second best set for every lesson except PE
>I was in the bottom set for PE while all my mates from my other lessons were in top set PE
>all the people in my bottom set PE class were the dregs of the school, the fat weird autists with serial killer/rapist vibes
It was fucking banter though, absolute madmen those autists when you put them all in a room together.
There was this one lad who was a proper aggressive autist and he used to square up to me, and everyone for that matter for literally no reason, so once I locked him in the changing rooms and turned the lights off (he was afraid of the dark) and he started screaming and crying and he ended up having a full blown autistic meltdown. He grassed on me and I got in trouble, the little gimp.
>>53801748
>lame
FOY
poo'd my pants once in PE haha
>>53801749
would shag
>>53801680
how was the sex like lad?
>>53801726
got to the stage where a couple of days without benzos makes my left eye go totally out of focus
>>53801788
not a yankism
>>53801709
I know more of it now. The general gist of it is quite simple but the individual rules can be a bit complicated; sometimes the pros have to ask the ref about them.
All I knew at school was get the ball down the end and stop them doing it to you.
>>53801783
>mates
FONT
>>53801781
rasheed
>>53801829
rasheed
>tfw couldn't get past level 7 on the bleep test
was skinny as fuck too
>one of the lads throws a dodgeball at your butt in PE
What does this mean
Managed to fuck up the phishing scam even further
>asked for additional info to unlock the account
>go to facebook, try guessing the security question
>accidentally send password reset emails
>google probably sent warning emails too after how many suspicious login attempts there were
waiting for the new migos mixtape that comes out in 20 minutes lads x
>>53801783
Was literally the same as you. My PE class consisted of my and another seven set-4 retards
A RASHEED FOR EVERY SPARE ROOM
>>53801849
you're a fat cunt and your hips are wide thus an easy target
>>53801783
w0w! i bet you were really popular in high school!!
>>53801847
I scored 11 on it in year 9, tied with some skinny asian kid
>>53801847
I managed a 8 only one lad in my class managed to get a 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj7OJeyhq2Q
>starting year 7
>wanted to make a good impression and make friends quickly
>first class we have to introduce ourselves and say an interesting fact about us
>remember talking with my mum a few weeks before when I said ballet was bent and she said you actually have to be very strong
>consider saying I do ballet
>change my mind last minute and instead say I like scuba diving and footy
Fucking hell lads what was I thinking I would have got bantered to the moon and back
>>53801849
You had a qt bubble butt and they wanted to see it bounce, bounce, b-b-bounce
>in Maths
>sat in front of a qt girl
>she puts her hands on your shoulders and starts rubbing them
WHAT DID THIS MEAN?
Friendly reminder that the people that talk about how cool they were at high school haven't accomplished anything since they left.
anyone want to yiff?
>>53801847
I got to something like 9 I think.
Remember I was one of the best at it
Some other skinny lad was better though
>>53801878
Alright IMG_1142, calm down
I wasn't popular at all desu, but these people were beyond being even abnormies, they were cringe worthy literal autists.
>>53801926
Yes lad
>>53801926
>yiff
What is?
>year 7
>in new classes
>everyone, literally everyone is a complete arse to me unconditionally without even having met me before
>get bullied to hell and back during year 7 and 8
yeah those were great times
>Summer
>Girls play on the same field as you in their tiny PE shorts and tight polo shirts
My FUCKING dick
>>53801904
Did you actually do any of that?
>>53801922
I had three mates at school and once got an all rounder in a PE lesson
>Friendly reminder that the people that talk about how cool they were at high school haven't accomplished anything since they left
>Forget your kit in pe
>have to look in 'the box' for spare kit
>out in the pissing rain in a rugby shirt 3 sizes too big, shorts 2 sizes too small, 1 rugby sock and 1 school sock and 2 odd trainers that just about fit
>>53801959
just say yes
Science is a branch of philosophy. I'm sick of fags that make Science vs. Philosophy. I'm not even talking about "philosophy is useless" bullshit. We truly live in the age of philistine.
has anyone ever missed out on an ebay item then messaged the seller to try to convince them to sell it you if you'll pay more? i forgot to bid on something and i really wanted it
>>53801847
how many levels is 70 bleeps? school didnt do levels
>>53801922
Just a bit of nostalgia lad, don't think anybody has been really boasting
>>53801995
P-Pepe nooooooooooooooo!!!!1111111
>>53801803
you melon
go to a doctor
You spend hours on the internet making ineffectual posts every day of your life.
