Feeling a tad romantic today, lads.
>>53793699
Is Lithuania male or female?
>>53793739
fuck off with your labels
>>53793699
Fakin dabs XDDDD
>>53793739
they're all male
do women look like this in finland?
>>53793699
>Feeling a tad romantic today, lads.
Did you masturbate again?
>>53793739
He's gender fluid, you sexist pig :DD
fat cocks
>>53793739
They can be whatever they want, stop oppressing them by presenting your ancient social constructs.
Dub
Nice
Hello!
>>53793790
I didn't look at Estonias clothes and assumed it was female. And yeah ofc.
>>53793699
Man those are some ugly chicks
>>53793739
STOP BEING SUCH A BIGOT, SHITLORD!!!! IT'S 2016 AND LITHUANIA CAN BE WHAT IT WANTS TO BE. STOP BEING SO LITHUPHOBIC
So why are the Baltic states the best countries in the world?
>>53793802
No, translated my poem.
>>53791973
I secretly fell in love with your smile,
shall I give you a fish for your birthday?
Now my creativity has disappeared,
your present shall be a globe instead.
Butterflies are flying around,
searching for lonely souls.
Our love - is it just darkness?
Is somebody gripped with envy?
"I am below your window!"
I yelled half-whispering.
"Wait until the washing machine is finished!"
You said sadly, or did it just seem that way?
I took in my hands, slim screws,
because there were punks fighting in front of the house.
I fixed your washing machine,
you, however, stole my screws.
---
Why?
Because love is like a colorful butterfly,
flying around the world and infecting everyone.
Whether you're by the countryside and picking fruits
or shopping in the city, everywhere is full of it.
However:
There are exceptions,
a breaking beating heart that never heals.
New beginnings might come,
but no one knows when, perhaps already today.
Because:
Love without another loving back,
it is cruel and does not get better -
it can not be fixed with a hug,
only time can mend the wounds.
Also:
It is not meant for only humans,
but also for animals and things.
What counts is what the love is like,
what is it like on the inside, will it come fishing with you?
You must know:
What is their favorite berry,
what do they hate, who is their favorite animal?
What is their favorite show,
what do they want, what is their greatest wish?
You must also:
Give her red tulips and roses,
a fluffy bear and a good mood.
Perhaps some blueberry jam from the countryside,
a pink handbag or a statue of a white swan.
What are they like, are they:
Sympathetic or murderous, sad or joyful,
you are angry, is the thought of them ugly?
Must they be friendly? Is there no such person?
Aren't you a tad too conservative?
Like what?
They are as sweet as honey,
with pepper and a bit of chilli.
Sometimes as tasteless as water,
or like a moldy bread, but still I wait for their hug!
>>53793845
no no these are the world famous "beautiful eastern european girls"
fat dubs fat dubs
I want to hold you close
fat dubs fat dubs
I need my daily dose
>>53793862
is that fear of batteries
>>53793944
Mysterious creatures you Estonians
>>53793944
>shall I give you a fish for your birthday?
Fucking Nordic influence i swear.
>>53793978
How much do they cost?
>>53794032
To the Pussy Wagon, Scoob :DDD
>tfw only crazy girls with dyed hair hit on me
c-can't I get a normal gf? ;_;
>>53794077
melts my heart
>>53794115
Why are you in Sweden and why are you here in our /balt/?
Hello!
>>53794125
fuck off haha
>>53794178
Yes, hello?
>>53794100
sorry not for sale
>>53794170
this is /nice bantz/
I am an expat
>>53794178
go
>>53794125
bugger off ya bloody pipe
>>53794100
$1, that much will feed their families for a month
>>53794213
Türa sa ikka pidid, jah :DDDD
>>53794233
I just don't like all these foreigners coming to our /balt/ to dillute its uniquely Baltic identity...
>>53794292
Jah?
>>53794320
estonia scandinavian
>>53794320
Ikr. I dont like this fusing we had with ausnz
>>53794278
They are pretty ugly but a one buck fuck is a hell of a deal
I wanna go to /balt/ in the summer but I feel like I'm just nostalgic and it's gonna be lame when I actually go there.
>>53794367
>Not liking the Shitpost Empire.
It's like you're not even trying
lads
gather around
this is now dubs central
>>53794430
did they dump us? ;_;
>>53794498
Never, lad.
I-I hope.
>>53794498
It's 8 in the morning on a monday in Australia though.
CHI
>>53794587
Omg tenk u!!!!
I almost did a Lithuanian.
>>53794367
Let's fuse, Latvia.
>>53794383
I disagree, I would make Lithuania wear a dress and a cock-cage. Then I would leave him with a vibrator shoved up his butt tied to a bed post until he is crying and begging for me to let him cum. I would remove the cage and let him, humiliating and degrading him at the same time.
As I said, feeling a bit romantic today.
>>53794631
You almost ruled teh slavs?
Getsu
>>53794644
>>53794644
It's a dude?
fug nevermind then
>>53794690
>It's okay, anon. When I'm wearing a dress, I'm a girl.
>>53793086
>>53793086
>>53793086
IS THIS TRUE
>>53794677
Naissu desu ne.
>>53794644
L-Livonia?
>>53794674
No, I almost shot myself in the face while yelling at Pooland.
>>53794788
>>53794677
>>53794644
>>53794738
Does that mean hillary clinton is a man?
>>53794874
No, that is still a lizard.
>>53794762
i have green eyes and blond hair
is that ok?
>>53795067
post feet
>>53795067
If you're ethnic Estonian you also carry the blue eyes gene.
>>53795147
Are bluish-grey/greyish-blue alrigth?
GUYS I JUST FOUND SOME OLD HITLER DOCUMENTS!!!!
TURNS OUT THE MYSTICAL BLUE EYED ARYAN RACE YUGIOH CARD
.
.
.
.
.
WAS ESTONIA ALL ALONG!!!
>>53795549
>>53795267
Of course, the majority have those desu senpai
Balt is a shit country
>>53795775
Ca "off-by-two" nada
>>53795775
Maple leaves don't look great on a flag
sleep tight balters
>>53795913
Have nice dreams about cold lifeless rocks
suck my baltsack xDDDD
Gonna go out for an cigarette, hope i wont wake my mum up :(((((((((((((((((((((
>>53796407
>Gonna go out for an cigarette,
Can I join?
>>53796588
N-no i ONLY HAVE 1 LEFT
(best excuse ever)
>>53796407
Degenerate.
>>53796407
>>53796588
I'm coming too m8s
>>53795857
my dick looks good in ur mum
>>53796407
don't worry, she's not sleeping ;) if you know what i mean hehe ;)
>>53796644
This.
Don't be like those russian bydlos.
>>53796855
>implying only russians enjoy tobacco
smoking is very normal thing in France too, are they bydlos too?
>>53796818
;))))))))))))))))
>>53796977
>>53796855
>>53796977
WHICH ONE IS RIGHT
THE NEXT DUBS WILL DECIDE
>>53796977
Yes
>>53796977
Yup.
>>53796977
yes
>>53796977
Yeah
>>53796977
nah
estonia is not nordic
discuss
>>53797531
Damn right, mongol to the core
>>53797531
ofc we arent
nordic = germanic + north
we are finnic
>>53797531
Estonia is "Nordic with a twist". I don't know what this twist is though.
>>53797660
ups didnt want to post this pic
>>53797660
Just täna nägin poes mingit lehte pealkirjaga
Abdul Turay: "Ega mina ka neid pagulasi siia taha"
vms
>>53797782
>all niggers look the same
see oli dave benton, mitte Turay :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>53797806
Kad Abdul ei öelnud sama?
>>53797806
Türa Eestis on kaks neegrit ja ma ikka ajan nad sassi :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>53797899
see Abdul on pro-refugees, benton mitte(tubli mees)
>>53797806
Õppige vahet tegema!
>>53798012
seems legit :DDD
>>53797960
Ega vahet pole. Eks see mingi tsentristliku suundumusega ümar jutt ole. Vaadatakse, et ahhaa - eestlased nagu ei taha pagulasi, kuid samas Brüssel ja käputäis eestlasi järsku ikkagi tahavad neid siia. Siis tuleb ajada sellist paska, millega nagu midagi ei ütle, aga samas ikka ütled ka. Ja kõik on rahul, eriti erakond, keda skandaali selle tõttu ei kista.
Ja selline asi töötab. Sellega on näiteks reform ja selle wannabe variant KE pumba ääres juba päris pikka aega passinud ning pappi aina taskusse pistnud.
Where the fuck is /ausnz and why arent they posting here?
>>53797693
i identify as a northern germanic based on my facial figures
>>53798519
Sorry, I was up all night and dozed off.
>>53798668
>i identify as a northern germanic
Saaremaa detected
>>53799113
its 2am already, i have school tomarrow but i cant go to sleep before i know this thread is in good hands
>>53799171
t. Narva elanik
>>53799177
I won't let you down chief.
>>53793699
>/aunz/ not /ausnz/
>Niceland not nIceland
wew
>>53799171
ebin sweden meme to be honest with you lad
>>53799217
t. põhjarassi ja läänebalti rassi segu teeb mind rootslaseks
>>53799286
t. mu vana-vanemad deporteeriti siia sunniviisiliselt 70-ndatel ja ma olen nende järeltulija
>>53799359
t. ma olen idagoot ja viiking ning eiran geneetikat
/ee/ jätkub siin?
>>53799607
kill it with fire
Why are Estonians so rude?
>>53799560
lol ma pole kunagi väitnud et ma olen rootslane või sakslane, see anon kes ütles et ta indentifieb põhja sakslasena oli mingi teine. Geneetikat arvestated oleme me special snowflagid, arvestades et Leedu, Läti, Eesti j Soome on ainukesed riigid maailmas kelle domonantseks haplogruppiks on N
we have our dedicated estonia mocking thread so if you fags wanna emakeelne arutelu then take it there
>>53799607
asi on selles, et eestlasi on siin räigelt rohkem kui lätlasi või leedukaid, ilmselgelt me räägime siin Eesti keeles kui teised anonid magavad/on passiivsed
>>53799749
fuck off
>>53799748
Please don't resort to imaginary colors and numbers. Eesti are Nord Germanish people.
>>53799810
ESTONIA IS MOST AUTIST
>>53799821
näh, we are finnic, just as you, lithuania and latvia are baltic, germany and austria are germanic
>>53799810
nojah, mul suht suva, mõtlesin lihtsalt, et oleks viisakas või nii (noh, vahelduseks võib ju)
>>53799749
>arutelu
>>53799892
>(noh, vahelduseks võib ju)
;)
>>53799892
türa vahelduseks võiks teha /ee threadi mis ei lõppe sellega et kõik sõimavad kõiki, millega tavaliselt kõik /ee threadid lõppesid (mis pärast neid enam ei tehtagi) :DDD
>>53799903
>ta võttis seda tõsiselt
>ta võtab üldse kõike väga tõsiselt
s.h munni perse xDDD
>>53799958
:^)
>>53799890
Yeah right. Whenever I meet an Estonian I'm always surprised they aren't Swedes.
>>53800092
It's because we fell under the Corded Ware culture.
>>53799932
enamus eesti asju lõpeb mingi ütlemise või kaklusega
näide lähiajaloost
käisin lätis kossu vaatamas, kõik oli üli tore ja nii edasi, pri-balti fashismi teema oli laes, õlled värgid lätlaste ja leedukatega... ja siis eesti seltskond, no täitsa putsis, mis toimus, siuke möla ja rusikatega vehkimine, et karju appi
ainuke massi kaklus, mis seal toimus oli arvake ära kus, eks ikka eesti telgis ja kaklejateks ikka eestlased omavahel, mingi 100 vs 100 molli andmine käis xDDD
>>53800124
Pic related, average Nordic-Corded Estonian.
>>53800124
what is this exactly?
>>53800304
doesn't have blue eyes
discarded, not true estonian
>>53800353
it's the ~5000BC culture we had
>>53800304
More like this
>>53800393
*~4000BC
>>53800304
I have a round face with a big nose and droopy eyes. Feels bad, senpai.
>>53800393
And what does it have to do with modern Estonians?
>>53800124
>corded ware
Telephone stove culture is great
>>53800394
That looks like a Slav. Roundheads like that should have been cut in half by the Nordicware Estonians.
>>53800472
there was a divergence of cultures and hence genomes at that time or around that, the finns went on to finland to inbreed and we came to have the sexy times with you :DD
I wish I spoke Estonian
>>53800497
He already mixed with roundheads.
>>53800784
(finnish words) (gibberish) (finnish words) (gibberish)
that's what it looks like to me
>>53800784
Why?
>>53800833
I slightly prefer Estonian over Finnish because of the consonant shifts from k to g, which make it "softer" whereas Finnish is very "hard", if that makes any sense. And in general Estonian is more influenced by German which is bretty gool.
>>53800857
I'm an autistic estophile
>>53800574
6000 years is a long time and all of those cultures have mixed with each other.
Weren't Estonians almost extinct recently?
>>53800904
I think Karelian language is the nicest but it's almost extinct now and they use Russian words with Russian pronunciation.
>>53800952
>Weren't Estonians almost extinct recently?
Great Northern War nevr 5get
>In Swedish Estonia and Swedish Livonia (both of which capitulated to the Russian tsar in 1710), the death toll between 1709 and 1711 was up to 75% of the population.
>Sheremetev allowed 114 Swedish government officials to leave for Dünamünde and from there for Stockholm with all their families and households, taking the plague with them [...] refugees from Dünamünde also carried the plague to Ösel, where the fortress of Ahrensburg was depopulated by the disease
Behind [the walls of the primary city of Swedish Estonia, Reval (Tallinn)], was a population of ~20,000 people in August. By mid-December, about 15,000 of them had died of the plague, and the number of inhabitants was reduced to 1,990 inside the walls and 200 in the adjacent villages.
>>53800952
There was a population drop in the 1600s because Livonian War, plague, etc. But it recovered quite fast.
>>53800904
that doesn't make any sense, finnish is spoken more softly and melodically than estonian
the whole k-g thing is irrelevant or if anything, it only reflects that our written language is more in accord with how the language is spoken
>>53800952
recently? no. there was a time in history when there was war and famine and plague, but that was what... ~17th century?
>>53801054
also, just a few years before that:
>The Great Famine of 1695–97 killed some 70,000 people – almost 20% of the population.
>At the time Estonia and Livonia were seen as the granaries of the Swedish Empire and large quantities of grain were shipped to Sweden and Finland. Due to the low status these provinces held in the empire, priority was given to the fulfilment of these export quotas. The Government in Stockholm were slow to react to the developing famine and did not relax their policies until 1697 when it was too late.
>>53801151
No, he is correct. Estonian uses palatalization, we have "hard consonants" and "soft consonants". The typical Finnish accent is how Estonian would sound without softening.
>>53801200
i have no idea what the terms you used mean so i'm gonna trust you on that :DDDDD
>>53801184
Fucking Swedes killed so many of us Finns and Estonians in that famine. I hope they die.
>>53801268
Careful what you wish for.
>>53801268
it was just basic negligence... the over-seer of our lands was a dumb whore who didn't know jack shit about anything other than sucking royal dick
>>53801227
Take a random word like "tass". The s is softened. You can also try to say it without softening the s. Estonian does that, Finnish doesn't.
>>53801447
Not much has changed :DDD
>>53801491
kek, fucking eu let me out naow!!! :DDD
>>53801553
im afraid i cant let you do that dave
>>53801673
shit.. had to think for a second if that was from the moon or the odyssey
why doesn't this thread have a single post made by our southern brethren?
>>53802439
you're my southern brother though ;)
>>53802439
there aren't that many kiwis on /int/
dunno what's up with the aussies
anyway give it like three or four hours m8
>you will never be a soviet soldier invading germany and taking revenge for what they did to the motherland
>you will never take an SS whore, pump and dump her, then shoot her in the head for being an instrument of the fascist war machine
waheeey! hahahahaha
juhhei ja valleraaaa!!!
>>53804060
lower than average intelligence frog poster
>>53804333
trips
hõbõhõnõ
>õõõ, kyik inemiseq sünnüseq avvo ja õiguisi poolõst ütesugumaidsis
Näile om annõt """"mudsu"""" ja süämetunnistus ja nä piät üts'tõõsõga vele muudu läbi käümä.
its real baltic hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpCgbD_ngvg
ARE YOU LOST?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HJF9fg0u-M
>>53804060
>>53806325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRAjTq_efUo
t.bh lad
ehyeyeheye bruvs lad blud bros innit dudes lmao...
Whats going on NZ and balt
>>53793699
>forgetting ur_mum in the subject
shithouse
>>53806658
Not much, just 2 more hours to kill and I can go home and grab a beer.
Sada, vimo, ī'd stuņḑ,
Alā sada amā pǟva!
Sada vimo, ī'd pǟva,
Alā sada amā nädīļ!
Sada, vimo, ī'd nädīļ,
Alā sada amā sõ'v!
KAUPO DINDU NUTHINS
>>53806658
Absolutely hectic here mate hahah non stop craziness as per usual in good ol' Aotearoa haha.
Nar shes pretty quite might start thinking about what I'm going to have for dinner.
>>53806792
is there such a thing as new zealander cuisine?
what unique foods do you have?
>>53806702
Wageslave?
>>53806792
>Nar shes pretty quite might start thinking about what I'm going to have for dinner.
Sheep
>>53806819
See above
>>53806819
Unless we count the natives shit, It's mostly the same as yours.
>>53806658
it's muggy as fuck and i'm lowkey hungus
>>53806884
but what about your weird sweets? when I went to enzed a couple of years ago, they kept on ranting about their "chucklit fush" and some weird kind of ice cream, I forget what - they also had some different sweets in convenience stores and such, seems like more fruits in them
if the sweets are this different, surely savoury foods echo this?
>>53806865
Yeah, 12 more years, but after that I'll actually own my place. Also keeps me in beer and new books.
>>53806960
"chucklit fush" are just marshmallow covered in chocolate in the shape of a fish.
The icecream maybe hokey pokey ? do you get that flavour ?
>>53806894
>muggy
Do kiwis say that, i thought it was just here
>>53806965
I badly wanna move out but apartments cost too much and i dont even have a job yet
>>53807158
Honestly, I just got lucky.
20,000 euros kind of fell in my lap from some relatives who are less shit at life than I am.
Used that as a down payment and took out a loan to buy a small flat for myself.
Used to rent together with some army buddies before that, banding together with like minded assholes helps, but it can lead to some chaos.
>>53807158
I figured everyone who got that kind of weather would call it 'muggy' 2bh.
>>53806960
>seems like more fruits in them
like gummy strawberries and shit? do you cunts not have that sort of stuff
also our savoury food is the same old shit m8
roasts, pies and sausage sizzles
>>53807404
404 dubs not found :DDDDDDD
Just got up and made some coffee. Cat acts like a bloody alarm clock.
Hello, where are the bantz?
>>53807278
Thats alright, i might get a loan and pay it back later hehe
This coffee is kicking in. Need to take shit is rising.
Ok, chaps. Morning.
>>53807901
Arvo.
ДA BИ EБA MAЙКИTE
dubs
>>53808282
Like these?
whoa I don't even want dubs.
>>53808282
It's done like this.
Gonna play some Sniper Elite Sandy Edition.
>>53808898
Just go play in a sand box
Can any aussie redpill me on Norfolk islands?
I think I need to visit uni today but I have no clue if the lecture is actually kept on schedule because the prof hasn't mailed anyone on the course about the start date
I also have a book that I need to return to library for a fee because it's late, wish me luck balt friends and check em
>"""""""""""""""""""""king""""""""""""""""""""" ragnar
>>53809448
>>53809448
DESTROYE
D
Is lithuania baltic?
>>53809627
It fits the definition of baltic
>tfw in the health commission for conscription
Spooky desu laddyo
>>53809627
You're flag is nigger tier along with Belarus. but still Baltic
>>53809627
nahhh, m8. It's polish. :^)
>>53809825
Military service can be fun, I enjoyed my time in Kupi luure 2008-2009. Though I think they moved recon to Tapa a couple of years ago.
If you want an easier life try to land in mortars, for even easier Sidepat.
Whats all this about the army, is there an invasion of some sort
>>53810139
invading ur mums bagina tb.h
LMAO!!
>>53810139
Mandatory conscription that we need to make sure we aren't completely roflstomped the first time someone looks at us funny.
>>53810072
How was it? I hear recon is the hardest.
>>53810363
Recon is the shit in our National Guard. Its usually the hardest, so i wouldnt be surprised if its the same in estonia.
hungry af
>>53808700
oh, I get it
it's because your digits (0 and 0) make an 8 when they're on top of each other
noice
>>53810629
enough to eat my spooge?
>>53810724
What do my equal digits make?
Spiciness: Ass
>>53810862
8
as shown in the previous image
>>53810491
>>53810363
Recon in Fingolia is pretty demanding but there's various levels of demanding in recon depending on where you serve
>>53810894
Recon is considered the best of the best in our army, only surpased by the special task force. Im even thinking of trying to join them.
quite...
>>53812174
quiet, FUCK!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_urban_areas_by_population
>tfw you realise how miniscule estonia is
>>53810894
Our recon units have more freedom than the usual infantry I think.
I remember when I served in the infantry, recon units basically came to our commander before dark out of nowhere, discussed the plan and what information was needed . And basically in the morning they were at the commander's tent with all the information that was needed.
I didn't even actually remember that their camping site was even marked to our commander's map. Fakin ghosts :DDD
>>53812225
Hello, hows life ?
>>53810031
Meme indonesian?
Does Australia like /balt/, or is this just a shitposting containment thread?
>>53812290
We're best ladm8s
>>53812290
Straya is here solely because of me :^
Took my puppy on her first walk today, let her off leash and she ran up to the world's second most venomous snake hiding in some bushes fml
>>53812239
>Lithuania: 1
>Latvia: 1
>Estonia: 0
>Smallstonia
>>53812290
Of course we like /balt/ stupid question
>>53812359
Is she kill?
Nearly 8:30 and it's still 30.
>>53812359
This is why i'm scared of going to australia
>>53812554
Just avoid going into long grass.
Quick, what food do I make for breakfast?
>>53812663
Snags and eggs with toast
>>53812290
Yeah theyre not cucked like you
わたしわ/balt/ダイスィ
>>53812833
Why waste your dubs like that?
Hello I'm going to settle down and make this general my new home
