/asean/ integration? Oh my... :3 edition
Bisayan squatter butthurt tirade
round 3
post more bisayan infested manila squatters pls.
the chimpout continues
>>53782380
butthurt tagalogs or bisaya not welcome.
I'm going to bed, goodnight guys
>>53782401
but its fun when bisayans gets assblasted
they start posting bisayan squatters in manila
>>53782473
g-good night
>>53782179
>all those samefags
speaking of malay-chan, is he finally kill?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNZH-emehxA
>>53782651
butthurt posting with a tripfag, geez ya think?
>>53782651
Apparently he was ill
>>53782713
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kIDWgqDBNXA
How skinny is too skinny? if i lose more weight would that be too much? Im 65kg 169cm
>>53783066
>wearing skinny jeans
yuck, your benis must be squashed
>>53782811
you realize that being ill is 1 unfortunate letter away from being kill, right?
See I told you when the bisayan squatter bootyblasted chimpout commences
the flip animemes are gone
>>53783066
what the fuck man. your weight to high(bmi) is alright but lose the skinny jeans. I thought you were a girl based on the thumbnail.
>>53783484
*height
>>53783066
Too skinny would be going below 55kg for your height
Secks
>>53783066
>169cm
>65kg
you're good
>>53786026
kwikwikwi
Duterte is the dumbest person in the philippines
Kateposter where are you? ;_;
>>53787510
I'm sorry but he an heroed. but instead of putting a bullet right between his eyes, he imitated kate by throwing himself off the roof of his pathetic dorm.
>>53787510
Maybe she became a nun
>>53788681
>she
>>53789235
problem Indoge?
>>53787510
k8 was a great church memeber, we will never forget her. She's busy with her work or skool.
bump
>free medicine for children gets cut in Manila
>mayor Estrada blames previous administration for reckless spending
Sounds like Liberal Party of Australia putting all the blame in the previous government.
>tfw no duels anymore
LFS
F
S
>>53792832
someone said Live for Speed?
bump
Have you ever wondered why Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world? It's because [ Censored ] just look at the time when [ Censored ] What did we do? [ Censored ]
Good morning /asean/
..There's nothing on my fridge. ;_;
>>53795465
guess what I have on my fridge?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcH6hV788zo
>>53795465
>There's nothing on my fridge
Lie.
>>53787510
>>53796428
>>53796428
fucking whore.
>>53796111
I've got a box of tissues and some stubby holders on mine
>flip grammar
>>53796929
>bule banter
>>53796929
I wasn't pointing out the bad grammar, that's just expected from Flips
I was saying that I'm 99.9% certain they're lying and there is food in their fridge
I dont have a fridge
I dont need a fridge
There is mcdo if i just need a food.
Do you guys own chickens?
>>53782651
died of dengue
>>53798990
I wish I had the space at my house for it
>>53798990
No, I only have a cock.
>tfw you will never again colonize pinay qts
Why live
>>53799327
>invade Pilipinas to colonize
>successful at invasion
>tells Filipinos that they'll receive their independence
kek at you senpai
>>53782179
Jesus christ I hate Malaysia
>>53799658
t. diaspora
>>53799658
t. syrup muncher
>>53799767
Shut the fuck up arssie I'm not a jew away from isreal or a t. alberto shitbosa
I have a filipino passport because my dad is married to one, should I migrate to the philippines? Can I buy a decent home with swimming pool for 60k in a gated community?
And are all flips asian brazillians or are there normal people too?
The one posting all those bisayan squatters in manila is in school at the momment.
No one to answer your questions. Try asking around lunch or 4:00pm here
r8 my dinner wiv my parents
>>53799658
please no
Breakfast lads?
>>53800632
pandesal
>>53800632
black coffee
Ohayou, ASEANs
>>53800632
I hope my little imouto wakes me up and cooks me some sunny side up eggs and bacon (haram) with some warm darjeeling tea
good morning everyone. who else in /int/ relationship with qt aseans?
>>53800632
Mie goreng and a poached egg? That looks delicious tbqh
>>53790118
cum here
>>53798102
>>53795465
You mean to tell me you guys dont even own a single rubber shoes?
>>53802816
W-what do you mean that your fridge isn't your fishing boat?
>>53803118
I wish I was buff
>>53803118
Those guys are off living adventurous lives while I shitpost on 4chan.
>>53782179
By looking OP's image, I'm thinking of find a gril from Papua to become Papua-Chan
Everyone love Papua, amirirte?
>>53800632
Mie goreng satu A', pake telor
Minumnya kopi cappucino ya A'
>>53803321
*es coffeemix
>>53800632
Fresh rice with raw egg and soy sauce
I found Jackfruit for breakfast is a bad idea
>>53800632
underdeveloped duck eggs
Duterte is a Stupid unevolved monkey
>>53783066
Enjoy your impotence
>>53798990
i have no chick but i got mine cock
>>53783066
do you take cocks up the arse?
>>53803569
At least you didn't experiment with durian and coffee
t. victim
Just moved back into uni and haven't met my new Burmese roommate yet. But I ran into a Brazilbro from last semester and he said he met him and uncomfortably told me that he is very "touchy," as in he "gets too close for comfort."
Is this normal for Southeast Asians, or should I be spooked?
>kalo harga minyak naik, harga bensin langsung aja dinaekin
>giliran harga minyak ancur lebur kayak sekarang, bensin masih tetep aja harganya
taeklah jokowi
>>53804473
please translate?
>>53804502
TL note:
>"if oil prices rise, just increase gas prices"
>gas prices stay the same while oil prices go to shit
fuck jokowi
that will be Rp 500,000 (or peso equivalent) for the translation
Recommend me British sitcom m8, I've seen Blackadder and IT Crowd
>>53804572
Red Dwarf
>>53804502
nah i dont want to translate it
>>53804140
I've heard that durian and alcohol is a very bad idea, but what happens with durian and coffee?
>>53804572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf9jJx0NSjw
>only one episode
>>53804322
define touchy
>>53804322
pat on the back touchy or touch my tralala touchy?
>>53804624
Dunno if there's any scientific basis for this (and it might just be an isolated case) but I personally experienced dizziness and nausea about half an hour after the coffee. I might have vomited once and was forced to sleep it off. Overall very unpleasant
>>53803839
good luck receiving death threats from his supporters
>>53804711
mabok itu namanya pak
>>53804651
Gets really close, puts arm around shoulder a lot, that kind of thing.
>>53804743
Beda mas
Kalo mabok dari alkohol ga ada kendali diri jadi ga ngerasa jiwa lu lagi dihancurin
Tapi kalo dari durian + kopi rasanya malaikat turun dari surga trus langsung narik jiwa lu dari pantat tanpa pake anastetik
Dalam opini saya sih
>>53804848
>puts arm around shoulder
that's normal
my friends and i do it too
>>53804848
that's normal for close friends
>>53803839
Meet me at Davao
>>53804893
>>53804969
Okay, thanks.
My Brazillian friend seemed a little creeped out by him so I got nervous.
>>53804729
Given how bad his supporters can get I'm surprised no one has been sued for libel or harrasment yet.
>>53804848
asians aren't so insecure about masculinity as western countries desu
they're very comfortable showing affection between friends
>>53805406
t. /r/bulemasculinity poster
>>53805406
B-but that's g-gay!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7YW045deBY
My grandmother is dying
>>53795465
Yes, I have nothing on my fridge either
But I have alot in my fridge
>>53804555
>taeklah
>tae
You say POOP Jokowi? :3
>>53805775
liberal translation
you know what, maybe "jokowi a shit" would have been better
I need to adjust my prices now
>https://www.malaysiakini.com/news/327365
>Jokes aside, out of 10 messages asking for sex, nine are from Malay youths
M'Pervertsia
M'libogsya
>>53805221
I guess no one wants to fuck with his cunt following supporters
>>53805842
hehehe
>Translation is out
>No people besides me is at home
>Download speed is shit
;_;
>>53805892
They should be targeting him and not his stupid supporters, they can just use them to build a case against him
>>53805927
sauce please
>>53805961
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/754724/up-student-receiving-threats-from-duterte-supporters
>The issuance of threats from Duterte’s supporters may not have the mayor’s go signal but what he did was to inspire them. After they heard Duterte saying ‘I can kill you,’ they now share the same view that killing those who do not agree with you is the right way to serve justice.
>>53806035
bunny black
>>53806035
>>53805439
i dont get the joke desu
>>53805550
I think it's nice actually, I see asian guys here that are good friends and they have arm around eachother and stuff
people in our countries are so scared of being labeled gay
>>53806125
Mass shootouts when?
>>53806215
Which is Australia's fuccboi capital? Sydney or Melb?
>>53806279
I was going to converse here but the amount of anime pictures is disconcerting.
Sorry.
>>53806279
idk
depends what you mean by fuccboi
melb is for sissy hipsters
syd is for literal faggots
>>53805775
Yes lah
No lah
Indog lang is shit lah
>>53806303
is australian irl racist towards seamen?
>>53806437
U Wot?
>>53804572
The Thin Blue Line is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nDRqwhEUQ0
>>53805927
Bunny Black is shit, though.
>>53806575
I haven't seen it, is it cheesy sitcom style or actual good comedy?
Something came in the mail today
>>53807152
Actual godly tier comedy, the best of Rowan Atkinson performance IMO
>>53807259
call a bomb squad
anyways please blog more about it to us
I'm hungry guys, suggest me something for lunch?
>>53807495
a meal without rice or noodles
what do you guys use to download pictures off instagram? in good quality pls
>>53807765
Why not just find the source image and download that?
>>53807342
I "bought" it, will watch soon
>>53807788
the image is large but grainy, is that normal?
>>53807928
oldskool grainy filter
>>53807846
I used to justify this by telling myself that I won't be giving money to the Jews.
>>53807846
Brunei!
>>53800632
salsal
>>53807408
It was received from an anonymous sender in Jakarta, on the front of the box it says
"hey mister"
There's also some kind of ticking noise coming from inside. Wat do
Just went out to the sister's store, passing by a group of schoolgirls
They all got surprised when they noticed me and shouted "kuya! Kuya!"
I turned around and they said I was so tall and handsome, and asked me where I would go
I am so flatteted :3
>>53808345
inb4 NORPEDO REPOOOORT TO NBI MANHUNT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhrBDcQq2DM
WHAT IS LOOVE
>>53808330
He picked you as test subject for a prototype watch from a new Indonesian clockmaker company
Don't worry, it's top quality material that will blow your mind as you got it for free
>>53808345
>ticket to first world
take me with you
>>53804053
I only give baby
>>53808345
they were harassing you
Just had lunch senpaitachi, forgot to take a picture tho. Pls like and subscribe for another food pics
>>53809123
hello malaysia
>>53809123
Malaysia is the best
>>53808408
Oh ok
Thank you so much, I feel a lot better now. I'm just about to ope
>>53809188
>>53809196
Are you ready for 3D Upin Ipin yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJNVUkY3Gxo
>>53809369
is there rule 34 for upin and ipin?
>>53809402
I don't think so
>>53808466
They were too young
>inb4 norpedo
>>53808747
No
Bad b8
>>53809402
>>53809537
There should be, Kak Ros is hot tho
>>53809319
Good, good
Going exactly according to the plan
>>53809369
Which one is more popular: Upin&Ipin or Boboiboy ?
>>53809745
waktu rehat
>>53809785
This imo,at least it was subbed and I didn't have to listen to god awful malaysian english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg79sg9bTs0
This is what my niece watch
>>53809830
this t'bh
>>53808466
>wanting to come on this sinking ship
>>53809842
>dipsy is spelt almost the same as gypsie
>is the only brown teletubby
POTTERY
>>53809785
True
Fun until Nik Adruce left in season 2
>>53809842
What the hell are all those straps seriously for?
Journey To The North.
>>53809943
leg spasm when having diarrhea
Are cute girls in SEA always looking for tickets to the first world?
Why don't they make their own success in their own country.
>>53809991
Sultan of Brunei, represent your great nation>>53790118
>>53810123
Listen to this song and shut up anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN7HQrgakZU
>>53810123
>t. Zhang
>>53810123
It's memes
Do you think if it was rare to see chinks or indians in Canada, and a huge majority of the ones you've actually have seen are old ugly fat farts, you wouldn't be surprised to see a young one?
>>53810559
Don't you think*
>my three posts in the OP
DELET THIS DELET THIS
>>53810123
cute girls are treated here with 1000% more priviledge than normal filipino.
those who want your tickets are backwater bucktooth brown niggers like you see in canada.
if i were a qt girl i would definitely exploit every priviledge i get.
asu mencret
Why doesn't indonesia just steamroll malaysia and philippines?
>>53810906
indon is peace and innocent unlike evil malaysia
>>53810906
W-We're pure and innocent, anon.
>>53810622
>>53810906
Theyre afraid of toilets
meanwhile in normie land
http://www.wheninmanila.com/photoshop-battle-sleeping-lady-at-mall-becomes-internet-famous/
>>53811027
rude post,juanon
>>53811027
Rude, even we're on 2nd position, the 1st and 2nd position have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge gap between it.
>>53810937
>>53810976
but don't you want to be empire again and whip everyone into shape?
>>53811282
is this the work of your local indians?
Are you all just little naked brown kids at the local internet café?
>>53811308
local chinks
>>53811027
DESIGNATED
>>53811311
h-how do you know?
>>53811099
Kek, this is so lame
>>53811367
do you guys not have chairs or is sitting like that more comfortable for you guys?
Ask Chinese/Vietnamese anything.
>>53811311
t. William Tjhandra
>>53811489
Haffu?
>>53811489
do you like SEA?
>>53811520
>>53811474
i don't have chair because i like when my skins touch the carpet
>>53811311
I don't know about the others, but that describes me perfectly
>>53811629
Yeah certain countries sound cool.
>>53811643
but what about the dirt on your feet that have made contact with the carpet?
>>53811489
how much sucky-sucky? i give you 5 dollar.
>>53811668
dirt what?
i wash my feet after i go out of my house and clean my carpet regularly
>>53811681
McDonalds or BurgerKing?
>>53811643
is the carpet a good place to cuddle? :3
Top cuck
>>53811780
how do i know?
>>53811780
Yes :3
/Asean/ bruv, what are you guys doing for living?
>>53811918
Breathing, eating, sleeping, taking a shower, drinking water, and the daily dump.
Everything stated above is done by every living being and the only ones to die are because of complications.
>>53811918
I manage the back dock of a warehouse
G'day lads
What did I miss?
>>53811974
>>53811997
Are you happy with whatever you doing?
gan, cara download di bakatb gimana ya?
>>53812033
I'm venturing for a new way to earn money.
>>53812033
Not particularly but i like money
>>53811821
jelly desu :(
>>53812030
me ;)
Give me that fpi fentung pasta m8
>>53812081
>tara kape tayo. open minded ka ba?
so a while ago I read news on TV of a couple being caned for being lone together. was this in Aceh?
I think they're just jelly they don't have gf ;_;
Where do people go when they dia /asean/ friends ;__;
>>53812383
what's dia?
>>53811363
And Papua
>>53811918
Cashier
I earn like $2.250 a month though, and that's minimum for this is kinda minimum for a work like this at my age and level of education.
I will start study in a year
>>53811918
terrible code monkey
thanks to globalization, i replaced some more competent old schmuck out there in white man country
no ragrets
>>53811681
>limang dolyares
mahal ang puta
>>53812591
2K US Dollar a month for a cashier?
And how much that in Flip Peso?
>>53812789
>>53812591
how
>>53811918
Secret~
>>53812789
>>53812840
over 100k peso and 31 million rupiah
Yes, no joke, but I didn't work fulltime until December, and taxes are like 7k for me as I didn't have some shit called taxing card.
Also, most of the other money went to buying roundtrip ticket. One for me, and one for gf.
I can open a sari sari store here if I want though
>>53812882
that's like more than some yearly salaries here
Hol up, I am going to Norway
>>53811489
How its feel like to be half chink ?
>>53812905
>>53812882
Wait, norkek does not live in Filipina?
>>53811918
IT monkey
>>53812923
What no
Why you think everyone call me sex tourist?
>>53812961
I thought you were gay for some reason
arent you that shitposter who pretends to have filipino flag
>>53812961
you are a faggot! go home sex tourist!
waito piggu go homu!!
aloha snackbar!!
makan kontol wkwkwkwkwkwkkwk
>>53812870
~service
australian on holiday desu
next stop, my second home malaysia
why can't indons drive motorbikes in a straight line?
>>53812999
no, but flips are qt brown people, and I also want to suck James Reid's dic- HAHAH NO HOMO DUDE WKWKWKWKKWWK
>>53813003
>arent you that shitposter who pretends to have filipino flag
Literally who
>>53813170
>sex tourist
>>53813199
im here with my wife bruh
>>53813170
BLAKE
What are you lads drinking tonight
>cheap german beer
