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>>53779182
first for Korea
Korea mentioned
>>53779182
You cum early
>>53779248
Being a koreaboo is a mental disease.
>>53779306
>Frenchy is mad he didn't get to make a thread
>>53779387
>I wanted to make the thread.
Look at archive. I don't make thread often
310を超えた前スレ立つ乙
Are jpop stars prostituted to the different men in the industry?
Or is that only kpop?
>>53779359
t. weaboo
>>53779709
I really like Korea but most koreaboos are mental
>>53779709
At least I don't go to Korean threads to speak about 위안부 or stupid shit like this.
Cute, sad looking girls.
I don't know about Kpop industry but Jpop stars are often said to be prostituted to their bosses to rise in the industry.
>>53780124
many korean celebrities commited suicide over this already, one blamed famous company bosses and all in her suicide note having been sold out to them as a whore by her agency
korea a shit
>>53779182
naisu demen semon
I want to ram my cock up a Japanese woman's asshole with full force and make her cum anally with the power of my ikemen doitsujin cock.
>>53780050
>tfw i know this girl IRL
>>53780301
does she smell bad?
Girls with dreads always stink
>>53780301
I thought she and the background looked Russian
I guess I can spot "us" then
>>53780320
i don't know
She smelled normal
Also she look stoned and retarded everytime, speak indistinct and she can understand what are you asked only after the second attempt
>>53780301
Why was she crying? How do we make her feel better?
>>53780644
is she narkoman?
>>53780946
She wasn't crying, just kinda stoned.
>>53780979
Probably, entire population of Saint Pe are junkies
WEEABOOS ARE LOSERS
今田耕司
>>53781144
but you are gay
コカコーラ北島
こんにちは
私は日本が好き
食品いただきありがとうございます
ロング天皇を生きます
>>53781080
Seriously? No wonder they say Russia is dangerous.
>>53781144
u make dabiddo kun sad
>>53781397
I mean they're mostly westernized hipsters
Weed, psychostimulants and shit
Not a crocodile/heroin junkies
>>53781546
He just wanted to be accepted.
Lemme get this straight.
You guys are telling me, you wouldn't slide your dick into some greasy korean dog's pussy?
>>53781939
of course we want to FUCK koreans, that's all their good for
but they're braindead sluts, that's all.
japanese are pure, perfect women.
koreans are whores.
>>53781939
this >>53782004
>>53782004
>japanese are pure, perfect women.
Most of them do porn after they get out of high school.
They act all innocent and pure, but deep down, they're cock hungry whores.
Admit it.
fellas, i'm in a bit of a pickle
now that i have my pure japanese gf... what do i do with her?
もっともよい復讐の方法は自分まで同じような行為をしないことだ。
>>53782196
BBA guy from yesterday?
>>53782178
>acts pure
>wants the D
I'm cool with dat doe
>>53782196
post pics of her feet for us to jack one off to
>>53782178
This, Japan's biggest export after the car industry is porn. They act all honorable and humble but they are major whores.
>>53779182
>>53782178
>>53782345
DON'T RUIN IT
>>53782307
no, i don't think so. she's only 23歳
>>53782308
even if they're very small like a child's?
one of her shoes can fit inside one of mine
>>53782442
POST DEM TOES
>>53782442
sure, i bet she has cute feet
>>53782474
>>53782493
how do i get a picture? i don't have any of her
i'm an old man so going around taking pictures all the time is out of character for me
>>53782632
ask her? she's your GF so she must obey
>>53782678
i don't think it really works that way
she says "no" to me all the time
maybe it's because she was raised here in america?
>>53782409
Marseille looks still great
>>53782786
>pure japanese gf
>raised here in America
>>53782786
>westernised whore
L
M
F
A
O
>>53782632
>i'm an old man
>she's only 23歳
Where the fuck do you live Hawaii?
Old men are always taking pictures of shit.
Tell her it's for your fap slideshow.
She's a Jap, She'll understand, desu senpai
What does (結局)なかった事 mean in 結局なかった事にされた?
>>53782862
she's pure-blooded
also pure of heart (kind and chaste)
>>53782867
i don't think so
i had to explain to her the other day about erections
>>53782878
not hawaii, eastern united states
i'm 30歳
>>53782281
神道でいう、人を呪わば穴二つ…だな。
>>53783104
>i had to explain to her the other day about erections
I think you're full of shit.
>>53782938
ahahahaha oh shit
>>53783104
>i had to explain to her the other day about erections
I don't mean to alarm you, but you may be dating a small child.
>>53783214
it wasn't "erections" it was "something about erections"
we were watching netflix and chilling and she didn't understand one of the jokes
>>53783104
>also pure of heart (kind and chaste)
>i had to explain to her the other day about erections
Come on anon, you surely can't be this gullible.
>>53783214
>>53783292
>>53783335
no, i remember now!
i had to explain what a cock ring was
>>53783104
>i had to explain to her the other day about erections
I call that bullshit
>>53781939
I wonder why all Koreans have a square arse just like their face?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l3WoSrtY84
Some relaxing jpop for the thread
>>53783161
女は穴二つ
>>53783616
wasn't there a joke here about 穴四つ?
it was a clip from some manga or something?
i remember a big argument about what the 4th hole could be
>>53782943
In this case, ...をなかった事にする means like "cancel..." or "call of..." or something.
Ex1: 来週のアメリカ旅行はなかったことにする。
Ex2:結局、明日のデートはなかったことにされた。
>>53783788
*call off
>>53783788
not that guy, but thank you!
i learned a new phrase today
>>53783755
1st and 2nd: nose and ears
3rd: p*ssy
4th: ass
>>53783526
So you tellin me, you wouldn't let that square ass sit on your face?
>I wana sniff bottom right's butthole
>>53783962
Japanese men are gay
>>53783945
but i think that's wrong. i can get 3:
1. 口
2. おまんこ
3. お尻
In Japan, round arse and heart arse is attractive arse. Square arse is ugly arse.
何故ドーナツは美味いのか
>>53783925
haha welcome.
The phrase is difficult(JLPT1 or 2 level I think) but we often use that.
>>53783616
鼻の穴と耳の穴で6つ
>>53783788
so like "In the end, it was called off"?
>>53783755
From Shimoneta
毛穴を思い出すんだ
>>53784303
yes.
>>53783788
Doesn't that mean to pretend x didn't happen ?
>>53784095
Why do the women have to look impressive but the men do nothing?
>>53784386
毛穴はいくつ?
>>53783962
Yes, my gf has a small‐sized heart arse, that's perfect. I really REALLY like her arse.
guys, how do you have sex with a virgin if you know it's going to hurt her? it seems a bit mean
until now i've only had sex with sluts...
>>53784587
見せていただけないでしょうか
>>53784454
It also means like "to pretend that X didn't happen or will not happen".
But I thought this meaning was too difficult for Japanese learners, so...yeah.
>>53784671
I would use lotion for her.
>>53785238
>lotion
I think you mean "lube", "lotion" in English is a sort of a beauty product
>>53785782
FUCK YOU
>>53785782
i think he meant "lube" or "lubricant" too
but fyi, gay men use lotion frequently
(please don't ask me how i know this)
I like to think that I'm a fairly emotionally rational person, but my daughter is going into a phase where I know she will have sex eventually. I've told her all about being safe and all the rest of it, but the thought of that actually happening makes me sick to the stomach.
To be clear, we're an atheist family so have nothing against sex before marriage, and I know that it'll happen, it's natural and as long as its safe then it's healthy, but every time I think about it makes me absolutely sick. Not against her, but at the thought of her doing it.
I'm not going to stop her, she's free to make her own decisions and I'll support her as long as she is being safe, but can you guys give me some advice on how as to how to come to terms with this new stage in her life?
Rationally I know it's fine. Rationally I know it's healthy. Rationally I know that it is a part of growing up. But dammit if my emotions aren't irrationally acting up every time I think about it.
Much thanks.
>>53785892
You mean they use the word "lotion" when they mean "lubricant"?
Or do they use lotion to get that silky soft skin?
>>53785884
Why?!
>>53785967
what age is she?
post feet
>>53786066
i mean they actually use lotion like normal people use on the surface of their skin
>>53786145
Hmmm, I don't understand why you brought them up then, the gays
How do the Japanese pronounce "Pixiv?"
ピックシヴ or something?
It's always seemed weird to me that they'd name a site something that's hard to pronounce for its intended audience.
>>53786266
>It's always seemed weird to me that they'd name a site something that's hard to pronounce for its intended audience.
It's just a thing Japs do. They come up with weird names for their animes too, like steins;gate and .hack//Infection
>>53786266
Sorry but I don't speak Japanese
My girlfriend is Korean not Japanese!
>>53786266
It's not hard to pronounce, it's hard to pronounce correctly (which they're most likely aren't too bothered about)
What does まさか尋ねてくるとは mean? To be specific, the probably source of my confusion is that I don't get why "とは' is ending the sentence.
>>53785967
shes going to fuck north africans lol
>>53785967
>german
>emotions
sure.
>>53785967
There will be a penis foreign to your family that will invade your daughter's vagina and will fill her womb with cum as that man kisses and hugs your daughter.
>>53782409
What the fuck is all this about?
all weeaboos are assholes
you are idiots
so stupid
pathetic losers
you sit in your room and learn japanese while I have a korean girlfriend and enjoy my life
hahahaahaha fuck you
>>53787660
>>53784501
shut up we know feminazi are secretly spiders
what's the point of having a skinny plastic girlfriend
my girlfriend likes food like me
food is good
fuck the submissive japanese girls with ugly faces and crooked teeth
>>53788019
please don't reply to him
leave him alone, very annoying
>>53788059
That would explain why they keep spinning their web of lies.
>>53788103
suck my dick
毎度のことながらドイツ人が。。。。
なんで報告されないの?バンされちまえよ
What happened to SMAP?
>>53786254
sorry, i'm having trouble today
let me say it clearly: Homosexuals use skin lotion as sexual lubricant.
>>53788267
They aplogized for the rumor? gossip? today
>>53788446
Aren't they breaking up?
What exactly did she mean by this?
>>53789060
Japan must apologies for warcimes
>>53788651
report me you fucking idiots
i want to leave 4chan
pleaaaaaase
>>53789099
Let bygones be bygones
Anons
俺は筋肉労働が好きじゃない。
俺はぐうたらな人だ。
heeey my nippon friends. I decided to watch some of your movies. And i have a question
Does this girl look japanese? or she will be treated as a half?
She looks very european to me
I hate you all
>>53789544
Currently sleeping. Come back in a few hours
>>53789867
ah... right.... but in a few hours i'll be sleeping. God damn time zones.
>>53788503
yup
>>53789544
do you know her name? Maybe she is hafu
>>53789544
She looks my friend (she's 100% Japanese girl) she doesn't looks half Europan, a part of Japanese looks like Southeast Asia people like her.
>>53790963
>>53791090
well... my friends... I just googled her and she is half. Her name is Nicole Ishida ( Father is American and mother is Japanese )
おはよう
My shoes are still wet from yesterday
>>53791907
おはようございます
>>53791907
Did you go out and play in the snow yesterday?
>>53791907
おはよ
電子レンジで暖めてみよう
>>53792259
No, I used the train
>>53792348
時間がではありません
YEP, I´M BACK
>>53786266
pikushibu ピクシブ
>>53791759
Well, technically she is Japanese Russian mixed, because American is citizenship.
Anki needs to sync on 2 computer fuck.
>>53791907
har du inget element?
>>53792867
Nä
Jag larem under Luftkonditioneringen men det funkade inte
>>53792831
>she is Japanese Russian mixed
Do you have proof of that?
>>53792259
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
And I drank from noon by suddenly, we got a day off for the snow.
>>53792922
KEK
egentligen ska man ha en skovärmare
>>53792922
よし、じゃあ、コタツを買おう
>>53792985
I didn't realise you got snow days in Japan. I thought you guys were too strict to have them.
>And I drank from noon by suddenly
kore wa nan desu ka
>>53788239
どうせバン回避するから無駄だ
>>53792979
I googled, her father is Russian in USA and her mother is half.
>>53793023
分かりました
>>53793182
copy and paste the link
>>53793299
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E7%9F%B3%E7%94%B0%E3%83%8B%E3%82%B3%E3%83%AB
She looks Filipina half for me 2bh
>>53793299
父親がロシア系アメリカ人で母親が日本人のハーフ。
I don't know what's written here. But google said that Russia in japanese is ロシア and this is the only sentence with "Russia". Can someone translate it?
>>53793639
Literally >>53793182
>>53793639
Her father's roots is Russia, but he has US citizenship. So he's ロシア系アメリカ人
>>53793639
I think it says that her father is Russian-American and her mother is a Japanese hafu
>>53793751
Americans is not race group tho
>>53793751
>her father is Russian-American
yeah... that's what google.translate said to me. That's why i asked...
whatever... the movie is great. Good morning to Japan... but i'm going to sleep.
>>53793424
She looks more middle eastern to me, or like girls from south caucasus
If I'd see her on the street I wouldn't think she was a foreigner though
>>53793965
Oyasuminasai
Yume de aimashou
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im9G1F0RwMo
>>53793896
But it means exactly that he is a man of Russian descent living in America. I didn't say that "American" is a racial group.
>>53794151
Just admit when you made a mistake
![cry-guy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CtH17Hn.jpg "cry-guy[1].jpg")
>>53793896
>>53794151
>>53794322
That's NATIVE American. Due to use, specifying this has become important.
>>53794282
Nope.
See image.
>>53794282
>this coming from a jap
日系アメリカ人 means Japanese roots in the USA. Sessue Hayakawa is 100% Japanese, but he moved to the USA and 日系アメリカ人 means Japanese immigration≠half. ロシア系アメリカ人 has the same mean.
>>53794483
>implying he isn't an English teacher
>>53794473
Lol you're using the definition of an English word to apply to a Japanese one that may not have the same nuance.
I'm going to Tokyo in the summer for a to teach engrish hopefully for a few years.
My most important question, as a 180cm, blonde, canadian dude, how easy will it be to fuck a shit ton of japanese girls
>>53795162
Nope. That's not what I'm doing either. I said what I ~thought~ the sentence meant and you replied talking about how "American isn't a racial group".
Right now, I was just trying to show you that saying that one is "Russian-American" doesn't imply that "American" is a racial group.
>>53795280
Dude so easy. Just go to city hall and apply for your permit
You just need to show your passport or residence card
>>53795341
Perhaps it means that her father is mixed Russian/white American?
>>53789544
she looks a bit like kebab, must be the eyebrows
>>53795535
Yes, maybe. Anyway, saying that someone "has roots in Russia" doesn't specify if the person comes from Russia or if his/her parents do.
>>53794048
夢で太ってるオタクのお前に会いたい人はないだろう
>>53795840
>>53795912
彼奴の馬鹿話を無視してくれ
会いたいよ
>>53796130
I have no idea if what you're saying is mean or not, but google translate suggests it is.
>>53796130
>>53796694
近いんだから電車か何かで会えばいいじゃん(いいじゃん)
>>53796694
I'm the mean one 2bh >>53795840
he was saying "don't listen to this guy, I want to meet (you)"
in all seriousness, you're learning japanese right? or why would you spend your days here
>>53796978
I don't really have any interest in learning Japanese (it's really hard). I just like the general.
>>53797081
chinese is harder than japanese
>>53796892
恥ずかしがりやだし、彼も会いたいかどうかも分からないし
それにたぶん彼は彼女ができたんだ
ムジカしいわ
>>53797288
Just because you failed at something doesn't automatically make it hard
For example even insects,which aren't known to possess great intellect, don't fail life
>>53797311
おかま,それとも女? もし後の場合ならばおっぱいを見せてくれ
The ride never ends...
http://time.com/4184252/japan-foreign-minister-comfort-women-sex-slaves-south-korea/
You apologize to Korea for your actions, but they still will not rest until they admit you are slave drivers. They will not be satisfied until Japan is their slave.
>>53797404
no one can master chinese in a year, I had meet people who needed 5 years to speak at a normal level
>>53797621
>comfort women sex slaves
That's kinda hot though bro
>>53797621
the problem with their relation is that the japanese never had something similar to the Warschauer Kniefall of Willy Brandt
apologies are more about symbolism and the demonstration of good will than the repetition of formulaic statements
>>53797578
女とすれば本当にここに通うわけがあると思うか
ありえない坊やw
>>53797917
>>53797975
ebin meme m8
>>53797838
Oh so everyone in the course you were taking failed? And everyone who took it before? Kinda makes me wonder why they'd still offer such a programe if everyone,not just you, failed.
>>53798030
>UK Trying to ban Donald Trump
>Getting kuked with refugees each day
Nippon > Eurokuks
>>53798209
They're not trying to ban him, they just have a legal obligation to debate any issue in parliament that has more than 100,000 signatures on a petition.
>>53798075
>Implying I failed
also 99% students were korean (taking chinese lessons since middle school ) , japanese (sharing the hanzi writing system) and overseas born chinese ( listenning chinese from their parents daily) , also whites with chinese girlfriends, I was the only with 0 chinese background. and I didnt failed,
>>53797838
I've read that traders from Congo who brings Chinese garbage tools and knockoff iphones to the African market, just stays 3 months in China for the first time they get there. After that time they know enough Chinese to read and talk practically all they need in order to do business there individually.
>>53798356
Are you really trying to argue that you didn't fail but "quit"
My sides, I thought even you would have at least a little bit of self confidence left inside of you. Being defeated and accepting it is one thing but what you're doing is just making up excuses.
>>53797917
Japanese Prime ministers apologized many times over about it tho, don't you know even that?
Treaty on Basic Relations between Japan and the Republic of Korea (1965) says that "the problem was resolved" and Japan already paid monetary compensation.
though that's just a false charge.
FUCK, FUCKING FUCK
fuck off whites
>>53798592
At least most of us whites here managed to graduate...
>>53795280
If you're beta, you won't. If you're a normie, you'll do well.
Ohayo
>>53793023
>コタツ
使って見たい!冬の時に出るのことができないかもしれません。
ドイツの冬はつまない。
>>53798556
that's exacly what I mean though, you apologized as if it was just some list with stuff you need to check off
you come across like a child that was forced by its parents to apologize
there was no real symbolic gesture that justs forces them to take your apology, because they would start to look like assholes if they don't accept it
>>53798845
コタツはドイツにも売ってるの?
>>53798720
Good morning Japan-san.
>>53799002
amazonは何にでも売れる。
こんにちは
>>53798720
Ohayo gozaimasu nihonjin, I hope you have a sugoi day today.
>>53781546
>you will never be a trust fund babby and go to Japan and be a total weeb NEET
>>53799151
たしかにw
コタツとミカンの組み合わせは最高ですよ
I'm having a ton of trouble syncing anki on two computers. Should I just delete everything on the computer and redownload them from anki server.
>>53799163
ぐっもーにん
>>53798919
in the first place (I already mentioned it in my post), WHY Japanese people have to apologize to the fake story lol
you really are a hopeless ignorant baka gaijin
that's disgusting. enough
>>53799590
omg i just got it, fuck that took longer than it should have...
日本は受験シーズンです
>合格祈願
Octopus = オクトパス = 置くとパス
映画は好きなんだ?
>>53799816
>getting this salty
anyway, I was referring more to the whole issue than the problem with this comfort women shit
>>53780050
Dreads....
>nope.jpeg
>>53799816
常連の荒らしに釣られるお前もバカだがなバカ日本人
>>53799816
>you really are a hopeless ignorant baka gaijin
Exactly
>>53800926
あいつはあの韓国フェチとは別人だろ
いつもいる奴の一人か、どっかから来たお客さんじゃないの?
Germany and France are just hopeless baka gaijins, but AmeriKKKa will be Best Korea 2.0
https://youtu.be/vPRfP_TEQ-g
namefag
>>53798424
This is really interesting desu. And I assume they don't cram in order to learn it.
Do you have a source?
>>53801059
どう見ても荒らし臭い
韓国フェチの奴の言葉遣いもしてるし
I really REALLY scary about the future of the West 2bh, it's time for sakoku Japan again.
Weeaboo should buy our mango and animu through dejima.
Is there life after shitposting?
スレッドのカラオケ!
今日は嬉しいんだね~
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Us4bvx8xDX
>tfw born Korean
>>53801571
Yes, cuteposting
>>53801059
I'm not that weird troll
what I mean is that as far as I know the japanese didn't have an event like this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warschauer_Kniefall
it's just symbolic, nothing big but it helped a lot to get along with our neighbors again
anyway, I'm going to bed now
>>53801676
>cuteposting
>>53801697
Oyasuminasai, doitsu-kun.
I hope you have amai yume.
>>53801697
I always think Japan should make a symbolic for Korean and Chinese comfort women in Tokyo. There are still a lot of comfort women from China and S. Korea.
>>53790118
COME IN HERE
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%81%8A%E3%81%AA%E3%81%B9
>職業上、男装して男性のように振る舞う女性水商売従事者や、女性同性愛者のうち男性的な出で立ちで男性的に振る舞う人に対する呼称。主に「おなべ」「オナベ」と書く。海外では「ヒーフィメール(Hefemale)」という言葉が使われる。レズビアン用語では「ブッチ」「ダイク」などと呼ばれる。尚、「同性愛」を指す「おかま」からの連想により生まれた対義語である為、この言葉がFtM(肉体は女性だが、性自認が男性の性同一性障害者)に向けて使われた場合、侮蔑的なニュアンスを持つ事がある。女性としてのアイデンティティを受け入れているビアンや性同一性障害(FTM,ボーイッシュ)の人らはおなべを嫌がる傾向がある。
>主に「おなべ」「オナベ」と書く。海外では「ヒーフィメール(Hefemale)」という言葉が使われる
>Hefemale
there's one hell of a troll on Japanese wikipedia
>>53801873
This design for strawboss
>>53801616
なぜ翼をくださいなんだ…
卒業したの?
>>53802203
昨日大学に合格した彼じゃない?
>>53802203
>卒業したの?
ううん。でもこの歌が好きだ
>>53802007
It's written like this in Wiktionary.
>hefemale
A female-to-male transsexual or transgender person.
Is this understanding mistaken?
>>53802274
おお、あのブラジルくん合格したのか
>>53802284
なるほどね! いい歌だよね
通りすがりに見かけたバルト三国スレの旗なんだけど、
エストニア→バルト海
ラトビア→中東か中央アジア
リトアニア→アフリカ
って感じしない?
>>53802274
>昨日大学に合格した彼じゃない?
ううん。それが俺じゃないんだ。
俺はすでに大学生だよ
>>53802406
そうだね~
>>53802501
写真忘れた
旗のデザインのことね
>>53802501
>エストニア
消しゴム
