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starwars edition
cara
Someone recommend me a pretty chill I can play, pc or xb1 please
>mfw i cleared all the spastics from /brit/ by sending them to /deutsch/
/brit/ is all mine
reminder for you all to do a cheeky bum wank if you can
Came back from the dentist lads
ANNA
NIGE
>>53772484
sunless sea
>>53772508
Don't post that name here.
>Friends say I'm spontaneous, funny, kind and sociable. I love people who make me laugh. Travelling is my number one passion, which is what lead me to move here from Australia to teach. However, it would be nice to explore new places with someone special. I absolutely love my job and couldn't see myself doing anything else. I'm a sucker for romantic gestures and are interested to see if my Mr Right is living in the UK.
xter for England is a disgusting shithole
reminder for brits: do not talk to me
you are all nothing more than sardines in my tin
thry literally just used BBC and buzzfeed as a source on our national news
little Juns hahahaha.
>>53772563
m8...
why won't you guys vote for corbyn? he wants to renationalize the railways.
>53772578
Nice (You) bait, better luck next time kiddo
>>53772609
my gf
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=110302371
>>53772609
agreed
Ayy where dem british slags at
>>53772610
DUP 1 2 3
any banter?
speed up the shitter benzos down the pipe
Oh what a wonderful life
would you?
Lads, how do I go about acquiring a posh English gf who hates me?
It is quite literally my fetish.
>>53772609
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>>53772633
>Miss Congeniality quote
She's a keeper
>>53772645
Please no bully
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>>53772685
yeah s2g bro would deck the shit out of all youse mouses if we ever got in an unch on 1 on 1 puss puss
>>53772612
>>53772591
You sent your fuckboys over to over our general, so I thought, I might hang with the boys for a while.
Fucking Anglos. Think they're the banter kings, love to dish out, but would like to take none.
Your attitudes are almost as ugly as the skanks you call girls here.
>>53772645
h-haha we've got em all here! Hahaha *hides a tear*
>>53772678
act like a posh french bf who hates her
you'll be like two peas in a pod
>>53772715
all me
new meme:
>>53772717
Why are you here if you don't like it Heinrich?
Jeez. According to mainstream media you'd swear they think being gay is better than being straight.
What the hell do they want from us?
>>53772717
P E R F I D I O U S
A L B I O N
>>53772717
are you even german m8? why are you in britain?
>>53772685
that's a very mean picture desu senpai.
>>53772732
That's genius.
Much appreciated lad.
according to some people when jesus was on the cross he asked for for womens clothing
i guess that would make him a cross dresser
@53772715
Haha NO mate I'll FUCKIN bang you out mate
>>53772717
>Fucking Anglos
>lives in England
Mate, go back to Germany so your gf can enjoy getting groped by Abdul and Khalif
>>53772752
Jeez! It's bananas! Gimme a break dude!
Fuck off
>>53772775
Doubt this actually happened
>>53772752
End white birth rates by making everyone turn gay
>>53772645
>>53772752
They want you to pay tax for Pajeet's family to come over, and offer your sister's hymen as a welcome offering.
Get to it, cuck.
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>>53772752
>Jeez.
alri Tom ya big gay aha
>>53772747
*puts fingers to chin and thinks profoundly* hmmm.. ah!
>>53772775
he's was going through an experience so painful that it literally spawned the word "excruciating", but you think he had the energy to ask for women clothing?
>>53772772
w-w-what's he doing?
>>53772816
Really really really really really don't like this gimmick
Looking for a program to make my computer think it's a different device, that along with my proxy and I'll be all set
which ethnic group has the highest fertility rates in the UK?
>>53772751
>>53772751
For work, crook-teethed friend.
I mourn the fact myself, but what can you do, right? Seems like I will have put up with you pisskings for a little while longer.
Only sunshine in my life is that I rarely have to deal with you. There is more foreigners in your capitals than Britons, what about that, old chap.
>>53772753
No hard feelings, matey. I'm cool with Aussies.
>>53772789
Make me, Billy.
can't think of an abbreviation for it but FONK sounds funny haha
>not being voluntarily crucified
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUPxjC7yfBA
>>53772894
th--the other guys
the uh..
the
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;dsfisdizsdifzifgsd
>>53772909
are you being ironic lad?
>>53772898
Are you in London lel? Poor cunt
>>53772916
Not this shit again
Poleaboo passed his driving theory test
47/50
2 years to learn to drive a car and pass the exam now
>>53772954
and the HP?
>>53772909
Fuck Off North Korean
lads if you ever get in my face consider yourself *pulls kung fu stance* ..heem'd
do it for him lads.
why did it suddenly go quiet
>>53772898
>germans thinking they can banter in this department
u been under a rock for the past year m8?
>>53773024
calm it ed
>>53773051
I blame the jews
Shaping up to be a brilliant day, think I'll treat myself to a takeaway
>>53773020
60-something
It's a piece of piss, you don't even need to know it exists before taking the exam
any scientists or glassblowing machine operators able to tell me why water (or any kind of liquid but you're a peon if you don't drink water) tends to sort of run down the side of a glass when you pour it at less than a 90 degree angle
made a right mess of my windowsill
>>53773056
Me taking picture
Surely the fact that Trump can't be bought by billionaires and be their puppet means SOMETHING to the public?
They all love their Facebook memes of politicians being mere puppets etc, but when it comes to the reality of the matter, they'd rather hide away in the safety of "lol trump is evil, can I have my social media points now?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo4UlflF3Sk
OI LADS
THERE IS A POSSIBILITY THAT A KOREAN QT MIGHT BE POSTING IN THIS THREAD
>>53758803
>>53758965
>>53759150
MY BODY IS READY
>>53773053
I'm trying my best, mate, cut me some slack.
Everybody gotta start somewhere, right?
>>53773105
On the contrary
I'd been on the road for 6 years before taking my theory. I couldn't wrap my head around what the HP test was trying to get me to do.
Once I'd figured out what it was looking for, it was easy to get max points, but it absolutely does nothing to help novice drivers.
>>53773111
Coz of the minute molecular attractions like the van Deer walls and the hygroscopic hydrogen bonds and whatnot I think
DQN culture best culture to be honest mates
>>53773137
fuck off loser
having lunch again
must be well past the 10,000th time ive done that
>psychopathic autists with criminal records can apply for driving licenses
pretty fucking scary that
Dear Korean girl,
Hi! A few things to start off.
1. My name is Jordan, and it's great to see you on /brit/ :)
2. I LOVE KPOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe Captain Chang is my favourite :))))
3. I'm not like the other /brit/ posters and will treat you right :)
4. I don't mind being the one in the kitchen!
So message me if you want to chat! :)
>Surely the fact that Trump can't be bought by billionaires and be their puppet means SOMETHING to the public?
>They all love their Facebook memes of politicians being mere puppets etc, but when it comes to the reality of the matter, they'd rather hide away in the safety of "lol trump is evil, can I have my social media points now?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph4VrJcRWEc
>>53773215
He fucking loves a lunch, this one
I hate Korea
anime girls.
>>53773226
wrong thread lad haha
Just shaved off my neck beard lads
>>53773264
utter mong
>>53773215
for those interested my luncheon is as follows:
>bowl full to the brim of weetabix with banana slices and generous slatherings of honey as per some autists indirect recommendation a few threads ago
>lovely big ham sandwich (3 slices of ham)
>cheeky peanut butter (crunchy) and jam (strawberry) sandwich
>2 (two) bunches of grapes
>1 (one) apple
>1 (one) glass of water
She calls out to the man on the street
He pretends he can't hear her
You can tell by the lines on his face
You can tell that she's been there
http://www.theguardian.com/education/2015/oct/19/lgbt-students-on-lad-culture-will-i-be-safe-on-campus-today
Why is the Guardian so shit ?
>>53773114
Racist
>I'm korean (desu)
>>53773288
Fat cunt
>>53773359
alri mr skeltal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti7k_xOomXE
>Men are forbidden to discuss what kind of shape they want their ideal kind of women to be
>Women freely post that they want tall guys and this is perfectly acceptable
>>53773440
dont conflate height with weight you autist
This generation's Orwell lads.
>schools finished
>there is an underage b& on this thread
I don't have any friends lol
>>53773490
if your school day didnt end at 3:20pm it was not a real schoool
this apple is neither sweet nor sour
it is merely bitter
i abominate it
>>53773461
same shit
Give us a job
>>53773440
>Men are forbidden to discuss what kind of shape they want their ideal kind of women to be
Mate of mine got knicked for this last week, absolutely fuming ngl. He spent the night in prison too. Country is going to hell in a hand basket I tell you pal.
>>53773617
men talk shit about obscenely tall/short girls all the time
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_02.14_[2015.11.03_23.13.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EKeuzwX.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_02.14_[2015.11.03_23.13.36].jpg")
>>53773531
3.15 lad, usually they gave up by 3.10.
>>53773531
Mine was 3.40
An extra twenty minutes of learning per day for several years. I wouldn't DARE try to match wits with me if I were you.
>>53773621
is that a big crab or a tiny man?
>my school day did not end at 3:25
>>53773621
Is that a Korean musical instrument?
>>53773678
>learning at school
>doing homework
>showing up on time
>bringing PE kit
>bringing any equipment
haha nerd
>>53773531
>not having your school finish at 3:05pm
>>53773653
yea but not in the same vain as girls do
I've never heard of british girls talking about height anyway
>>53773051
>why did it suddenly go quiet
sissy brit boys
>>53773531
3:30 master race
>>53773749
*takes off cool spectacles*
*unfurls roll of fabric in my hand revealing a sheathed katana*
you................
>>53773728
Manlet detected
going for a meal with 4 older women
post school timetable lads:
8.50 - reg
9.10 - 1st lesson
10 15 - 2nd lesson
11.15 - break woohoo
11.35 - third lesson
12.35 - lunch woohoo
13.45 - 4th lesson
14.50 - 5th lesson
15.50 - hometime wooo
>>53773824
family?
>>53773850
doxxable info
>>53773810
girls are fickle creatures
Got the the extension to conceal my origin, I'll grab a facebook photo downloader now
Gonna be a mental night for me
need a sissy yank bf
>double maths right after lunch and I played football at break instead of doing my homework
>>53773880
Explain m8
>>53773798
*takes off your panties*
*put my penis in your butt*
you were saying?
>>53773880
whats the extension and whats it do?
make sure to view photos on messenger chats from boiz for nudes xx
>>53773916
you may want to reconsider
lets call da boiz
lets run a train
suck on my nutz
lick on my butt
>>53773810
>Scottish """women"""
wouldn't want them anyway tbqh
>>53773850
8:20 - chapel, tutor groups, assembly, house meeting, or nothing (if it was wednesday)
8:50 - 1st period
9:40 - 2nd period
10:35 - recess
10:55 - 3rd period
11:45 - 4th period
12:40 - lunch
1:40 - 5th period (cadets during term 1 and 4, or volunteering if you dropped out of cadets after year 10)
2:30 - 6th period
3:25 - home (or sport if it was a monday or wednesday)
>>53773916
>>53773918
Make it seem like I'm on a different device
When you log into Gmail, it sends you an email detailing the login location and device if it hasn't been used before to log into that account
>His school didn't end at 3:10
What's going on lads?
>>53774071
>t. community college attendee
Dishwasher never ceases to demand rinse aid.
I curse its name.
MUM JUST SPENT AN HOUR EXPLAINING THE ENTIRE PLOT TO THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO SERIES WHEN I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW
I KEPT TRYING TO END THE CONVERSATION BUT SHE JUST KEPT CARRYING ON
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53774025
Reminder that ebina chan is a slut.
>>53774100
We used to finish at 3:30, but we gave up the last break between 4th and 5th period to be able to go home earlier
If my skull was shaped the tiniest bit different I might be good looking, unfair how a 1mm bone shift could make you a stunner
>>53774039
whats it called lad I need that
>>53774113
Did she talk about the counseller bum fucking the cutie?
just a closer walk with thee
>I went to a college and not a sixth form
How does it feel to be a chav?
>>53774150
User-Agent Switcher
just tried to reach out to my autistic son by talking to him about some shitty film i heard the kids were big on these days. He just looked bored to be honest, i don't think he's too used to conversations at the moment.
I hope we can find an interest in common before he flies the nest and we don't see each other much anymore
lunch was too big lads
shouldntve had that peanut butter and jam sandwich
cant find the strength in me to finish the weetabix or start on the hammy sammies
>>53773850
jan-first half of may: sit at home in my room, some labwork every now and then
second half of may-early june: read to exams, take exams
>>53774236
>autistic son
>flies the nest
>>53774113
who cares, that's garbage culture for plebs
>>53774150
probably i was probably half listening
on a side note elite hackers aren't qt goth girls fuck off sweden
just waiting for the donald trump parliamentary debate lads
currently listening to >muh housing in the commons
>>53774236
fuck off mum why are you in spain
>>53774293
toosh good sir, toosh
>>53773850
underage
brushed my teeth last night and woke up with dried blood on my teeth
>>53774384
i was telling you, we won tickets in the sun but you were already making that pig noise and screaming something about "norm-os" by that point, because i had mentioned the american version of the films
>>53774266
>got full off 1 sandwich
lmao, you should've known that peanut butter is calorie rich so it fills you right up
brushed my blood last night and woke up with dried teeth on my teeth
>>53774501
brush your teeth twice a day you manky twat
I like to think that I'm a fairly emotionally rational person, but my daughter is going into a phase where I know she will have sex eventually. I've told her all about being safe and all the rest of it, but the thought of that actually happening makes me sick to the stomach.
To be clear, we're an atheist family so have nothing against sex before marriage, and I know that it'll happen, it's natural and as long as its safe then it's healthy, but every time I think about it makes me absolutely sick. Not against her, but at the thought of her doing it.
I'm not going to stop her, she's free to make her own decisions and I'll support her as long as she is being safe, but can you guys give me some advice on how as to how to come to terms with this new stage in her life?
Rationally I know it's fine. Rationally I know it's healthy. Rationally I know that it is a part of growing up. But dammit if my emotions aren't irrationally acting up every time I think about it.
tired agen
>>53773850
9:30-11:20 first class
11:30-2:20 second class
2:30-7:00 break
7:00-9:00 third class
drinking cuke
*takes a sip*
Do you think she's "all that"?
>>53774623
whoa, her vagina is showing
they're literally bringing up
>MUH STEEL
in the commons lads
getting quite sick of this
>>53774623
>tfw like shiny
>>53774528
>atheist family
Nbd lad
You an your daughter were predestined for hell anyways
>>53774593
It's heaven in a can
IMG_1142
Where are you?
Spare me your words you pathetic slime - crawl back under from whatever rock you came from, and never show your face around here again.
Wish I could sleep on a futon on the floor like Japanese people do.
>>53774775
>>53774775
We got some work to do now
bit early for a dead thread eh? All the kiddies still at school?
never had sex
>/brit/
more like /skit/
>so where are you driving me today baby?
>We got some work to do now
>>53774887
haha there should be a word for that
then I could call you it because you are one haha
a massive one
>>53774569
weak cunt
>>53774887
same
>>53774867
that's a big neck
>>53774904
Rapesville, Tennessee
>>53774966
4u
used to have sex lots
accidentley reset my phone lads FFS
oh, here's a story from the test centre, Poleaboo forgot to share
>heading towards the lift
>23 year old female waiting by them
>kinda attracting, tights but legs to thich, husky voice
>the life comes down
>Polwaboo gets into the lift
>slag waits for the next one
made a date with this girl from work for latter in the week
Playing it cool but am a bit nervous and unsure what I'll even do with a gf
Don't even know if I really want one
>>53774867
what an absolute runt lmao
first time on /brit/ for quite a while and this fucking SHIMMICK ribena is still going
fuck me
>go to upload 1142 fedora images
>An Aussie beat me to it twice
do you dare, /brit/?
>>53775035
>what I'll even do with a gf
you will leave /brit/ and never come back
can't hold back the garage sound
>>53775069
early bird gets the worm padawan
>>53775074
Sershlad, is that you?
>>53775069
>gif
fuck off
We were born in a proper good time desu lads
Look at how far humanity has come in the last 150 years, scientific achievements have skyrocketed, the quality of life of the average human is amazing, technology is advancing rapidly, everybody has the right to free speech etc, this is truly the Age of Enlightenment.
Give us a job
>>53775124
Technology and globalisation has aided the unstoppable tide of Islam
>>53775124
yeah but no government-issue gf
IMG_1142 on suicide watch!
august ames died her hair blonde lads
first she fucks her lips and now this smdh unironically gonna send her a nailbomb
doing some reading
whats img_1142 all about, did he post a piccy of himself by mistake haha
>>53775072
no, i don't but thanks for asking
>>53775211
nice
>>53775230
Posted folders of thumbnails, asked us which we wanted to see, we got to like "holiday pics" or something and IMG_1142 was >>53774867
>>53775211
reading up on the enemy
good man
>I watch porn
>>53775230
opened his holiday album whilst we joked around telling him where to go on his pc without realising IMG_1142 was in full view
>>53775211
Sara please fuck off
RUNTHUNT
>>53775192
proofs?
>>53774947
noo
>Communism looks good on paper but I haven't read any Marx so I wouldn't know
Your "typical" porky
havent brushed my teeth or washed in about 6 years lads
>>53775412
I would still bump uglies with you
>>53775412
good boy
yanks with British ancestry = LADS and best kind of yank
>>53775440
i just posted that for (you)s but didnt take flags into account
disclaimer: i brush my teeth 2wice a day and have an extremely thorough shower almost every day
who /glasses/ here?
>>53774965
if whites didn't exist then the world would be taken over by chinks and that probably wouldn't be that bad really
just saw this bloke kick a ball just on my street
fucking insane, he actually kicked the ball
wish there was some sort of way I could watch blokes kick balls with their feet more often. I'd even pay for it
Why do normies believe everything they're told? My mates always tell me these "facts" that they saw on Facebook and I always feel like an autist when I correct them and explain why it's bullshit.
>>53775494
Extra flags stop me from extreme shit
posting
cant do ironic gayposting or extreme rorkeing for example because my rep is on the line
>>53775524
me
I look like Harry Potter haha
woke up feeling incredibly horny today
>>53775524
not me
fuck off with your shit genes
>>53775552
>t. trenchcoat wanker
>>53775552
>>53775552
i'll kick your ball if you don't shut up
>>53775550
>implying
It would be much worse
Look at China
Hundreds of years of autocratic control by the single God Emperor and no self direction or modicum of freedom for the overwhelming majority
Orientals are only good at tyranny and covering things in gold
>tfw can't play fast paced games because sometimes I feel on edge and shake too much
Feels bad man
just burnt my mouth with some very hot coffee lads.
>>53775637
>>53775552
this is literally 12 year old humour
>>53775615
what
nothing wrong with a kick-a-ball-about my friend
>>53775639
they'd have to drop that silly communism business eventually, and then they'll become as productive as their japanese cousins
