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/CUM/
candy and cuties edition
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>>53772371
First for cute Finnish traps!
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Good morning everyone.

I hope today is a lovely day for you.
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>>53772371
I don't want this thread to die.
Bump.
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>>53772371
>caps

why
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>been awake for 24 hours
>6 hours of work left
why do I keep doing this

I am so tired.
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Helping
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>tfw no American gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FqNYEy48xQ
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Where are americutes
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>It's a /cum/ is full of anime-posters episode
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>>53772592

Thanks. I wish the same to you
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what was your favorite flash site as a child
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Need a qt Canadian gf A$AP

Pats for Superb Owl
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happy MLK day lads.
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Oh! DAGASHIKASHI !!
I like it very much!!
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>>53780460
I'll also settle for a qt Japanese gf

Please give me one, senpai
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>>53780404
My thoughts waking up this morning were:
>no class woo~!
>extra day of work noo~!
>let this day go quickly I need to play more Dragon's Dogma
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>>53780506
sorry.I can't understand Englsh.
Prease,tell me more simple...
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>>53780817
Hiro, that you?!
Give me your wife to inseminate
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>>53780973
shut upwwww
Take it bro.
http://www.tbs.co.jp/anime/dagashi/
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I just woke up
I hate sleeping in
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Nigger, nigger
Tellin' lies
Black face and bloodshot eyes
Crooked toes and crooked nose
That's the way a nigger goes
(That's how he goes)
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>>53780973
oh. I remembered... She is my angel.
http://i2.wp.com/loveca.jp/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Jo8JQZB.jpg
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>>53781331
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>>53781454
ヴェ''ェ''ェ''⁉︎
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>>53781282
Catchy.
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>>53777610

its syndicated now
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>>53780404

Happy mlk day indeed
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nth for don't bully!
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>finally held a girl's hand
>it didn't hold up to my lofty expectations and was vanilla compared to the hand holding videos I've seen on the internet
>the mystery is now gone
>looking back I realized I unhealthily obssessed over hand holding when I would have been better off doing something constructive with my time
>now that the dust has settled I wish I could take it back I hold the hand of a girl I really cared about instead of some girl on tinder who has probably held 3 hands this week
>I caved to societal pressure and bought into the mass hand holding narrative
>I'll never be my own man
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i fucking hate this place
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remember that comrade sanders will mkae /cum/ great again
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>>53780404
Makes my classes start a day late. That's nice I guess.
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>>53783202
Antinatalism is going to lead to the niggering and eventual death of the species.
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>>53783202
>tfw you will never marry a modern woman who will make all the money while you chill and do chores and cook

Because they only want to marry men who make more money than they do.
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Are all Florida posters as soft, dumb and easy to trigger as that guy with the regional flag?
Yesterday was just embarrassing, he got bantered so hard by Australians he started responding with a bunch of MS paint ironic reaction pictures completely out of context and was unable to formulate a single coherent response. It's the closest I've ever seen to anyone whimpering in humiliation on /int/.
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>>53783862

I don't know

South Africa went pretty strong for a while with like 10% white representation

It'll never get there here, whites will become defensive and isolationist once they realize they're getting outdone, somewhere below 50% of the population

it's not like Hispanics are that bad either
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>>53783937
Probably.

Florida is an awful place.

Insurance companies don't even operate there, the State of Florida had to invent their own company to insure property from the shit weather down there.
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>>53783937
There's tons of people with florida flags on /int/
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>>53784042
At the moment we are fine because black population is in decline due to rampant abortions and gang violence.

>It'll never get there here, whites will become defensive and isolationist
We also have 9,000,000+ sq km of white people land to retreat to.

>it's not like Hispanics are that bad either
I would rather be 50% hispanic than 13% black, hispanics are more violent than whites but that are nowhere near as massively over represented in violent crime at blacks.

Hardworking Christian/family values > hood rats/niggers
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Accurate for me desu
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Spanish speakers, how do I pronounce the name of the Argentine writer 'Borges'?

"BOOR-hays"?
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>>53783937
>they got so booty bothered that somebody remembered it
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>>53783937
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>>53784332
But then you did exactly what he was talking about

and got triggered

kek
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>>53784277
>my mom was strict when i was 12 yo
>i dont have friends because she
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>>53784273

Yeah, I'm not too nervous about the U.S. We have a nice thing here, wide expanses of land, and the current invading population isn't quite as terrible as Africans or Arabs.

We'll adapt if anything goes too badly.
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>>53784435
Nah m8, nobody gets triggered about aussies shitposting.

But post 4 pictures of shitty ms paint liberal memes and 5 countries bombard you crying about how you should argue against walmart pictures instead of dump silly pictures.
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>>53784483
Iktf
I went over to a friend's house literally once in my childhood and then she flipped shit and said I was smoking and drinking there
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>>53784736
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>>53783405

daww
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>>53784666
>666
Nice try, Satan, but what you're missing here is, your reactions have to at least make sense. It's like you weren't even reading what they were saying, so triggered were you.

Nice to see I'm triggering you again, though, so I'll wear my kid gloves around you next time.
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>that expression
What did she mean by this?
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>Text grill
>She doesn't resbond
fugg :D
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>>53784804
when did these become a thing?
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>>53784666
>implying
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>>53784483

My mom was really strict too. I wasn't allowed to go to friends houses at all. Just went to school and went straight home afterwards.
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>>53785107
I think he made them himself.

He's showing us because he's proud of them, I guess.
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REMINDER if your gf doesn't have hips like this you are dating a man
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>>53784892
>your reactions have to at least make sense
They don't though, because 20 dirty foreigners got assmad enough to spam me in response and hold a grudge a day later for posting 1 picture that actually had something to do with the aussie then dumping what little I had.

You have so little going on in your life that you remember every time an American shitposts and then whine about it a day later in the America general.


>>53785107
A few days ago on /pol/, I really really like them but there are nowhere near enough.
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>>53784277
there's no

>never around and doesn't care
+
>pretends to care but forgets you exist


growing up was lonely
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>>53785166
Same but I did anyways for a while stickers since my parents got home at 7pm most of the time
Then my dad lost his job and mom's shift changed :^(
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>>53785080
>send texts with read receipts
>their phone still hasn't received it after 30 mins


Are they dead
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>>53785327
phone might be dead or they have a life outside of their cell phone

sometimes even after I see a text I procrastinate on answering and either take a day or never to get back to the person.
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>>53785274

I couldn't get away with that because I had to take the bus home and I lived in a rural area
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>tfw no burger
Please post a burger for a hungry european soul.
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>>53785243
lol, no grudge at all, nobody got mad at you, you were saying a dumber version of the exact same thing everyone else was saying. I legitimately found it funny and kind of cringey, so I commented about it today, and honestly, you surprised me by doing the exact same thing again. I'm just saying, if you think you're winning arguments or getting people mad, you're doing it wrong. If this is some kind of meta-trolling and your intention is to make cringe, though, you're kind of a genius.
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>>53785703

I have no burger photo
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>>53785703
Europoors don't have souls
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>>53785470
Which is very rational thinking, i don't really send anything important

This person responds fast, they just haven't received it at all. Guessing their phone is dead or they have shit signal it something.

I'm not like 'pls respond' but more annoyed that the text hasn't gone through at all
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>>53785835
t.european migrant nation
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>>53785703
Enjoy anon.
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>>53785750

>you were saying a dumber version of the exact same thing everyone else was saying

>If this is some kind of meta-trolling and your intention is to make cringe, though, you're kind of a genius.

>>53784804
>>53784736
>>53784666
>>53784423
>>53784332
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morning, /cum/
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>>53785703
SOMEONE PLEASE

GET THIS POOR MAN SOME BURGERS
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>>53785898
Could be lost or issues with the network, there's been bugs with texts that has caused some odd ones to not show up for a day.

>>53785992
1 hour and I can go home and sleep senpai
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>>53785992
Good morning, cali.
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>>53785992
It's already afternoon anon
I'm disappointed in you
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I am now 32% fluent in Spanish waheyy
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>>53785992
*grabs your're butt*
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>>53785906
It might be a foolish question,but what is the yellow cheese made of?
It has a unique taste.
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>>53786096

Good morning, Oil Baron

>>53786111

Afternoon doesnt start until the hour hand passes 12
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>>53786152
>build wall
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>>53786079
Yeah I'll stop being a spaz now
Thanks reassuring Canadian
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>>53786115
ching chong nip nong
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>>53786179
its dyed yellow.
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>>53786179
>burgers 4 bulgaria

That's cheddar, except our cheddar is dyed extra orange because Americans think all cheese needs to be orange kek

Or it could be like Kraft singles (which is actually corn that's been turned into cheese).
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>>53786303

oh lawd, is dat some 5 guys?
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>>53786115
>ya means GO in Spanish
>yallah means GO in Arabic
>ole is a Spanish cheer
>ole comes from wallah, an Arabic cheer

>learning brown people speak
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>>53786303
>corn turned into cheese
Is corn really that cheap in the US of A?
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>>53786423
Kraft is Canadian black magic.
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>>53786383

>cheap work hand
>great people and food

Why not nigger, literally the only other language thats not useless in this continent.
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>>53786115

well thats great
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>>53786383
>ya means GO in spanish
no it doesn't
also a lot of english comes from arabic, especially numbers. Is english a brown person language?
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>begin sweating

>>53786423
It's incredibly cheap, and the vast majority of it is just grown for animal fodder. They invented the fake corn-cheese during WW2 I believe, to last longer and help rationing.
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>>53786423
It's GMO'd like crazy
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myaoo
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>>53786303
>>53786283
American's don't like cheese that is not yellow?
Here it's associated with it not beeing real cheese if it's yellow.
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>>53786423
You have no fucking clue how much fucking corn we have.
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>>53786538
Mrrrow.
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>>53786558

nah, senpai, monterey jack is top tier
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>tfw no dead gf
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>>53786586
And I guess you can actually produce more if there is need for it?
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>>53786586

>iowa has more corn per acre then nebraska

kek
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>>53786558
I don't know the specific of where it began, and it isn't actually all cheeses here, but the ones that may have a slight yellow color naturally will always be dyed to exaggerate that.

Also no cheese in the US is made with raw milk, the feds crack down harder on non-pasteurized milk trading than it does bootlegging nowadays.

>chili cheese burger
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>>53786676
>tfw no spousal death benefits
>tfw no spouse
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>>53786477
You make a good point, hombre.

>>53786518
You make a faggy, dumb point.
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>>53786766
Fuck that looks amazing
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>>53786690
Supposedly we use 360,000 sq km for corn in a country of 9,000,000+ sq km

So yes.
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>tfw gf
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>google "burger with extra cheese"
>expectations exceeded
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think I'm going to vomit lads
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>>53786847
What an amazingly productive nation.
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>fully erect
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>>53787035

and guess how much of that is just thrown away
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>>53787054
>and throbbing
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>>53786918
Make sure it's in the toilet. The nasty toilet or overwhelming fragrants will help you puke, and as a plus, you won't have to deal with the smells in your trashcan.
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>>53786690
We have alot of land that can't be used for farming not because its bad but because the government doesn't want to usa to be only crops. GMO is also making it much easier to farm we could turn most of North America into a farm but we dont because Europe is worried about the long term health effects of GMO on their population and we dont donate to third world countries because they think we are going to kill them with food. To make money farming you basically have people betting that you will either succeed in your harvest or that nature will destroy your crop.
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>>53787187
thanks buddy
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>>53787197
At the same time, real farmers are going under left and right and Monsanto is skirting around a farming monopoly.

Awful company.
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>>53787035
We waste so much though it's infuriating.

One day we will get back on the right track and colonize the solar system.
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>>53787072
>mfw we could feed the world easily
>mfw we pay every branch of farmer to not overproduce
>mfw we still have enough food to get fat
>mfw low quality meat producers only do their shitty practices because mcdonalds will always pay them for shit meat.
>mfw the usa will someday fall and people will speak of a legendary Eden of food with people so fat their limbs fell off.
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>>53787317
Organic family farms here seem to manage somehow thanks to hippie stores that only want to buy locally and use that as a selling point for their products. We had some stronger organic food laws in place before the food market got too fucked so Canada lucked out slightly. That new trade deal will probably fuck us though, as all trade deals never end up in our favour.
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>>53783901
this is pretty much true internationally. even among my female chinese colleagues, the single ones all say, "where are all the good men?" They don't care that there is a male surplus of tens of millions of extra men in their country. They don't want to date or marry anyone "below them".

There is a similar problem in the US (to a lesser extent). Women are ~60% of college students. Women with college degrees don't want to date/marry men without college degrees. Men with college degrees don't share the same prejudice, they will date/marry women with high school diplomas. "Where are all the good men?"
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>>53787472
Fuck that man we WALL-E
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>>53783901
So long as he didn't act like a homosexual about it I'd be fine with that, so long as I could get a job to pay for the whole family. In reality both parents need to work to pay for the family. Single parent working is unrealistic.

Unless you're talking about a "sugar mama". In which case some cougar business women do have trophy boyfriends, though I doubt they take care of the house.
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>>53787317
Yeah alot of farms go under its not a job you do unless you really love it fanatically. The majority of my families land is bought up from people who couldn't keep up with loans, equipment costs, vets, drugs, and their family.
>>53787527
Organic farms here are usually a small field or section of a larger GMO field as its not worth going big on non gmo because of its rate of failure on top of nature fucking it up.
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>>53787796
Smaller/ family farms only survive due to organic sales. They could also have some GMO crops on the side but in Canada that's bad business because our chain grocery stores are sort of mafiad into buying only your crops. If they try to buy locally they'd risk being cut off certain products.

Like the entire fish section at my local safeway is supplied by 1 American company that processes all the food in China.
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>>53787989
>mfw other countries try to supply themselves
Chain stores always produce the lowest quality food its why its so cheap but I didnt know we bullied you into buying our food.
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>>53786882

its the year of the gf
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>>53788447

we're all gonna make it, just like zyzz said
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>>53788293
Have you looked at a map of my country? We can and have done just fine feeding ourselves. The vast majority of countries can but things like "free trade" exist and kill off local industry. One of the new trade deal things wanted to make it illegal for stores to push "shop local" adverts for food. It's how business goes, the USA isn't uniquely skilled at growing food. It's just a very jew-tier country in terms of trying to crush foreign industry and gain monopolies.

Reminds me of that old movie about the son of the devil that was around in the 70's or 80's. I think it actually had the whole "gain a monopoly on food to fuck over the world with prices" as a selling point of evil.
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>>53788293
>Chain stores always produce the lowest quality food
i've never seen an american complaining about that, i've seen lot of americans being excited because they're going to eat b.k, mc donals or taco bell
I thought that was the regular everyday american meal and that actuall cooking was in special occations
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>>53788447

You may be right
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>>53788719

you're kidding right?
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>tfw can't find any decent summaries for "The Omen" franchise
>they apparently want to try another bad tv series spinoff for 2016
oh no please no
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>>53788852
seriously i've never seen an american saying ''fuck mc donnals man that's not quality food'' they're always disposed to eat it all like it was made by gordom ramsay
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>>53789081
McD's tends to be a restaurant for hobos, drug dealers, and drunk people here. Or a truck-stop kind of place. Probably the same for them... "it's kind of food" attitude.
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>>53788719
The quality of food has to be cheap because it has to be shipped on a truck to the store and then it has to last until someone buys it. Fastfood is only good if you are intoxicated its not meant for sober eating because its so bottom tier that after you take a bite you can only taste salt and flavorings no meat, no vegetabgle, not even the bread. It turns your shit into a liquid hot spray that stings your ass cheeks and leaves you hungry because you didnt get anything out of consuming 900calories of shit tier burger but because the majority of anons can't go to a butcher to buy a lb of fresh ground beef they settle for shit.
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>have a job interview in an hour
>haven't done one in like 3 years

well fugg
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>>53789404
Interviews make me want to kill the interviewers and myself.

All I can say is good luck and don't fuck everything up like I always do.
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>>53789404
Shower, shave, put on dress clothes, comb your hair, and put on some deo. Tell the dude that anything you don't know or have experience with you are willing to learn.
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>>53772371
who is in that pic
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holy fuckshit

just got a call back from Air Canada after 2 months of nothing

they want to interview me in Montreal

EXTREME EXCITE / ANXIETY
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>>53789579
what you applying for brah?
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>>53789579
Are you a pilot lad?
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>>53789609
>>53789618
flight attendant
i must have gotten it because of my language skills and dashingly good looks

i am so nervous you have no idea, i am waiting on a call with the specifics
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>>53789728
Best of luck to you, buddy.
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>>53789728
Noice
maybe I'll see you on a flight one day :3
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>>53789728
Good luck, man.
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>>53789728
>Male stewardess

kek. Enjoy being sexually harassed by 65 year old fairies in first class
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>>53789728
Be confident lad as a male in a field aimed towards females its clear you are a QT
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>>53789485
I think i'll just try to stay neutral and professional, I usually end up spilling my spaghetti if I try to get to friendly

>>53789547
not sure how dressed up I should get desu, its just a part time on campus job and i'm thinking just a button down with maybe a sweater should do

>>53789579
godspeed bud
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>>53789945
A button up and a sweater should work fine just make sure they are clean
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>>53789758
>>53789775
thanks guys
>>53789773
that would be awesome
although you wouldn't know if it was me you saw, lel
>>53789789
meh
i can deal with it desu
>>53789888
Thanks hahaha
>>53789945
Good luck to you too man.
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>ywn mediate a two state solution deal between Israel and Palestine and get respect and adoration from both the Western world and the Arab League
why even live?
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>>53790210
we need a secret message like
"boy is this flight every comfy"
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Is baseball truly the national pastime in america?
Or was I cheated by media again?
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>>53790227
just let the jews have it all for extra mad

plus then they have more land to shoot missiles from and that's always fun
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>>53790274
At one time it was but not so much anymore.
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>>53790227
>Wanting a state run by a terrorist group
>Implying Judea and Samaria isn't rightful Israeli land
>Wanting a two state solution
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when is america going to get a moderate socialist party like britan has?
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>>53790372
Do you even do anything together as a nation anymore?
It seems like your soceity is out of steam.
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>>53790246
Never gonna remember that lmao

Just hit on the 5'10 guy with hair like pic related, except wavy and less faggy
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>>53790525
American football nonstop.
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>>53790274

yes

dont let handegg fans lie to you
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>>53790566
>>53790246
forgot pic
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>>53790525
We kind of cycle between fighting sports, football, and baseball.
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haha cum
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Considering this in a slowcooker what does /cum/ think?
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i am just staring at my phone waiting for a call

this is going to be a long day
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>>53791126
thats a bad feel

read chinese comic books~
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>>53791192
don't know what i would read
maybe i should start One Punch Man
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>>53790428
>Socialist
>Moderate

Get out of here leftist scum
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>>53791103

do it

absolutely
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>>53791249
read d-frag or hinamatsuri if you haven't read either
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>>53791249

Jojo
>>
I support the jewish state. What's your excuse?
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>>53791303
>hinamatsuri
that looks good, ill read the first few volumes
thanks anon
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>>53791372
I have none,they have my support(even though your word on on imageborad is pretty wothles,when it's about the survival of a nation.)
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>>53791425
Really comfy
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>>53791103

I personally dont get the appeal of a slow cooker.
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>>53792463

get some broth, throw in some chicken/pork, veggies, potatoes, let it stew while you're away at work or in class, come back for dinner, you've got a delicious meal
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>>53790274

it used to be. It could be again
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>>53792463
tender meat, delicious, flavorful dish if cooked properly
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>>53792463
I can jam food into a pot and forget about it and have 6 meals ready.
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>>53792645

I feel like something bad would happen if In left the thing untended for some reason
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>>53792771

not if you check on it, dummy
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>>53792809

But if I'm at class or work then I can't check on it for quite a while
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>>53792771
You can buy a slow cooker with preset timers on it for like 10 dollars more then your regular one. After 10 hours mine just flips a switch and keeps the food warm
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>>53772371
saya best grill
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>>53792975
>leaning tower of pisa
>France
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>>53792975
Not far from the truth.
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>>53792869
Depending on the amount of time required you can usually just go to bed and scoop it all out in the morning, it can take 3 hours or it could take 10 depending.
>>
Oh dear Lord in heaven, our unearthly creator of earth.

This fucking potato soup is rejuvenating my lost soul from a rugged path of hobbling into a march towards a shimmering dawn.
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>>53793055
that's the joke.jpg
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>>53793353
Geography isn't a joke
>>
>get home
>need to sleep
>neighbour is screaming on the phone at someone
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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>>53792975
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>>53793306
>This fucking potato soup is rejuvenating my lost soul from a rugged path of hobbling into a march towards a shimmering dawn.
write more poetry about potatoes please
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>>53793444
>not throwing a bowl of hot soup at their window and threatening to murder them with steamed vegetables for disturbing your sleep
be an asshole lad your sleep is important
>>
Is it too early to be buzzed?

Should I have another beer?
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>>53791126
Sorry, that is an unpleasant thing.

>that wait for the phone call
>tfw you get it at an unexpected time
>tfw the in person interview goes terrible
>tfw you spend your evening crying and drinking yourself unconscious
being young am I right
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>>53793557
This neighbour is quiet during normal sleep hours, I don't want to make enemies. My last one was two old faggots who literally blared music and action movies between 11pm and 4am. Never answered the door when I knocked and landlord did nothing. I hate life.
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>>53793759

>action movies between 11pm and 4am

sound like real bros
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>>53793865
i honestly hope they're dead

>>53793579
just don't over do it or you'll feel likes shit before bed
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>>53793450
good show desu
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What are good languages I should try to learn? I was thinking Russian or Mandarin
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>>53794201
russian is cool
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>>53793444

Call the cops on him
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>>53794201

russian
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>>53794308
>>53794415
russian is one of the most difficult languages out there
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*continues charging spirit bomb*
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>>53793958
I know that, but I don't care, i'd rather get drunk at 2:00 and post here and a few other boards
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>>53794561
RASENGAN
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>>53794561
allah akbar
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>>53794700

>getting drunk at 2 in the afternoon

bro...
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Glenn Frey dead
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>>53794913
What's going on?
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>>53794913

FUCK

why is 2016 so awful
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>>53794913

well thats number 3
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>>53794913
who
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>>53794913
who cares lmao
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>>53794816
I only do it cause I have nothing better to do... Anyway that way I'll be sober by 6:00 when my parents get home. I have nothing to do and would rather get drunk during the afternoon than be drunk when my family's home
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>>53795084
Member of the Eagles, he sang a lot of their bigger songs (Peaceful Easy Feeling, Take It Easy, etc.)
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>>53795123

>every /mu/ death sticky ever
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>>53794913
Good, fuck the Eagles. Shitty band tbqh
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>>53788719
What? Fuck no. Literally everyone considers that shit either fatass trough sludge or drunk at 2 AM food. Even here in South Texas, going to a taqueria is basically once in awhile thing unless you're a fat Mexican.
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interview went okay buds, hope I get the job if only so I won't have to do another interview for awhile

also

>dankest dungeon apparently releases tomorrow

naice naice, time to read some Lovecraft desu
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>>53795394
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>>53795373
good to hear man
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>>53795373
>darkest dungeon releases tomorrow
>I lose my virginity tomorrow
>some other third thing I cant remember but who cares

tomorrow's gonna be a good day
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>>53795761
>I lose my virginity tomorrow
lol what?
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>>53795915
the gf is coming over and we're ditching our v-cards

we're both very excite
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>>53794913
dadrock BTFO
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>>53796007
Can I watch bro?
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>>53796097
my gf would never approve
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>>53794913
Fug man
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>>53796202
She doesn't need to know :^)
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>>53772371
Candy > Coffee 2bh
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>>53796007
>gf
>haven't had sex with her

man you kids throw the word gf around like it's nothin nowadays
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>>53796368
poorly-timed periods and vacations

I've cum in her mouth twice
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>>53796368
What? Nigga, ain't nothing wrong with commitment before sex, Christ almighty
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Left a cheese stick in my car for 3 weeks

Scared
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>>53796368
>>53796496
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http://www.engadget.com/2016/01/10/us-college-campuses-ban-hoverboards/
>Amerilards need fucking hoverboards to move around
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