HATE FUCKING NIGGERS
HATE FUCKING PAKIS
HATE FUCKING JEWS
BRITAIN WOULD BE FAR BETTER IF IT WAS ALL WHITE
edition
first for DRAKE
having a look
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>53761470
>>53761472
*was wearing armour*
>>53761484
Bin that knife
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground ,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
>>53761505
grime lyrics
doing a poo
Why am I awake lids someone help me out here
>>53761583
im not a lid haha
Is it true that weed in the UK is amazing or is that just a meme?
First for MLK day
I will never be this man's passenger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE82FZpq0qM
>>53761602
DUDE
it's quite good, probably not as good as north germany cos amsterdam
this poo fucking hurt lads
it looked like a pinecone and all
'fic rim
>>53761681
is that blood? goodness!!
>>53761625
Honking the horn at someone because they're going a bit slow in the fast lane lol what the fuk
makes me sad seeing all those car manufacturers that are now dead
morris, austin, rover, mg, leyland, alvis, wolseley, hillman
can't think of any other nation who's motor industry crashed in such a short space of time
we lost like 10 companies that were making hundreds of thousands of cars a year in the 70s
Brits asleep, post burgers.
anxiously waiting for my pills to arrive
can the micks take that muh heritage namefag back please
Gonna go to Japan and get me a gf like Kyary lads.
>>53761854
dont come back
>>53761854
who the fuck are you
you have no authorisation to post fuck off cunt
redpill me on anime
>>53761854
good luck lad
There's loads of these weird pages with loads of followers. They have paki names but pretty young white lads as profile pics and they always post pictures of disfigured or people with cancer and ask you to comment "amen"
Dunno what they gain out of this desu
Could they get money?
>>53761598
Joker haha
>>53761920
you sell the account for shekels to advertisers or whateever
>>53761911
It makes real life not worth living
Bare hungry senpai
https://youtu.be/vIC7Fw1rFF4
american tv makes me want to neck myself
Thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82PQyY1djI
>>53761911
its crack for sexually repressed nerds
REAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayA1vX6BDYU
Anyone else remember this?:
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leicestershire-31982088
>>53761911
waste of life same as vodka
Has there ever been a worse Monarch of Britain?
>Lost the entire Empire
>oversaw the complete dismantling of the British military
>Once ruled the Seas now don't even rule the streets
>allowed unchecked invasion of her British People without a shot fired
>Race riots
>Mega mosques
>Shariah courts
>diversity police
>population completely disarmed
>cultural Marxist BBC mandatory payments
>>53761911
it's japanese cartoons
>>53761537
>running your mouth about foreigners when your country is literally overflowing with them
am I white?
Reading about Soviet writers yelling about Revisionism like /pol/ spergs. Nice desu
I've just noticed that vernaculis is bog eyed
my entire world has just come crashing down around me
>Has there ever been a worse Monarch of Britain?
>>Lost the entire Empire
>>oversaw the complete dismantling of the British military
>>Once ruled the Seas now don't even rule the streets
>>allowed unchecked invasion of her British People without a shot fired
>>Race riots
>>Mega mosques
>>Shariah courts
>>diversity police
>>population completely disarmed
>>cultural Marxist BBC mandatory payments
people with borderline personality disorder shouldn't reproduce
>>53761484
>this is england
>mother of main character married to a paki
>>53762128
The Queen has no power
>>53762200
isn't frequent sex a symptom?
my knowledge on the issue comes from Girl Interrupted
>>53762186
imagine posting a picture of yourself by accident, it's alright. u good looki boi
countryass mother fucked up town
>>Has there ever been a worse Monarch of Britain?
>>>Lost the entire Empire
>>>oversaw the complete dismantling of the British military
>>>Once ruled the Seas now don't even rule the streets
>>>allowed unchecked invasion of her British People without a shot fired
>>>Race riots
>>>Mega mosques
>>>Shariah courts
>>>diversity police
>>>population completely disarmed
>>>cultural Marxist BBC mandatory payments
>>53762215
I'm not sure, my sister has it and she's a prostitute fwiw.
>>53762207
>implying the Reptiles are powerless
Thats how they get you lad
>debate in the commons today on whether or not to ban Trump
Shows what a cucked nation this is.
>>53762207
She is the British Queen, the Defender of the British lol.
If she is not accountable then who is? What a cuck.
>>53761484
It were*
>>53762215
>isn't frequent sex a symptom?
wew, well I can rule myself out then.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-35339840
You're not going to take this lying down, are you yanks?
>>53762270
>If she is not accountable then who is?
British voters and politicians.
The Queen is just an old lady who meets famous people and brings in lots of tourist money.
>>53762328
Then she needs to be replaced with a REAL Monarch who sides with the REAL British people.
Literally the worst Queen of life time.
Serious question, are the Britain first guys all inbred?
>>53762366
You'd know m8
>>53762194
dunno if i should save this in my lisicki folder or my fedora folder
>>53761681
have you ever had a general anaesthetic?
the dump after one of them is legit like trying to shit out a pineapple.
does England have any craft beer industry?
>>53762246
is your sister a prozzie now?
i've been subscribed to your BPD sister blog for a while 2bh, top read
>>53762451
Does Jeremy Cuckbyn have any support in the UK?
If I'm in your country and I act totally chill but insist on calling them the Malvinas, will it get weird?
Can /brit/ stomp out the use of "mate" and "lad" by Americans?
>>53762499
Yes unfortunately. Mostly students.
>>53762515
FOY
>>53762499
Yep Tories fucking love him, he keeps getting front page which keeps them off it. Nige must hate him though, poor Nige no more headlines for him.
FUCKING HELL WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
WOOOOOOOOFFFFFF
>>53762366
>Serious question, are the Britain first guys all inbred?
They are impressive and proud patriots. I'd like to join their organization and start a chapter in my town.
>>53762515
don't think so lad
>>53762549
I like that choker
Makes her look ready to take load after load of hot jizz
>>53762559
Cultural appropriation is problematic.
>>53762515
Cultural reversal mate, happened to the Romans, the Brits, every empire. Your culture spans out its tendrils but after a time those tendrils return with verbal artifacts, music, art or whatever attached and the process starts reversing.
>>53762499
I like Corbyn but this Trident thing makes no sense really. Hard to see where he is coming from having the submarine but no nukes.
Probably the worst thing he has done/said so far. And not just from a tory-media overreacting sense, this is just plain stupid.
>>53762451
Going in the Corbyn folder lad.
>>53762499
Kind of. He has massive amount of support from party membership (due to all those who have joined) but isnt really loved by many MPs who tend to be more moderate than the party membership. In terms of the public im pretty sure is doing really badly in polls due to the retarded shit he says on Defence and national security.
Heres the YouGov poll for him and it looks pretty bad desu
https://yougov.co.uk/opi/browse/Jeremy_Corbyn
>>53762582
she's lost weight
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35339475
Are you in the 1%? I am ngl.
>>53762499
Students like him because he's a revolutionary going to bring peace or something like with Bernie in the US
>>53762617
still not attractive though
>>53762549
>>53762617
New Maisie Youtube videos when??
>>53762611
>moderate
more pragmatic, you have to temper your view with the reality of the situation once in government, whether as opposition or otherwise. Most managing is like this, you go in with expectations but are in fact a slave to the reality of externals, only pushing your true agenda where it fits.
s-she'll get it right?
>>53762611
Will he last until the next election?
>>53762658
ye our house is worth 1.3 mil and my grandparents house is worth like 3.5 hahaha
>>53762617
desu
job centre interview at 10 but my dads dropping me off at 9 on his way to work
how early can you go to the interviews? what will i do for an hour? :S
>>53762671
>180cm
>tfw i'm 180cm
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53762671
>weeb
>doesn't puff ciggies
Binned
>>53762694
Have a cheeky pint
>>53762694
Be 15 min early, walk around in the streets.
I found an absolutely top drawer slag on facebook last night, gonna post some pics later on today lads
>>53762728
might actually do that lmao
20 years old and still can't make eye contact
>>53762668
>more pragmatic
Yeah. most learned from the decades in opposition after Blair saved them from dying slowly
>>53762675
No clue. Next one is 2020 bit hard to tell. He might get kicked out if Labour loses the London mayor elections later this year. But nobody can really see a good replacement. Hope he lasts desu i enjoy reading his fuck ups every day or two
>>53762743
PAKIS OUT
>>53762743
Autism
>>53762737
you'll smell like alcohol, instant dropped tbqh lad
>>53762694
Go to Frankie and Benny's and have a fried breakfast
>>53762743
I had to learn how to do that, due to autism. The trick is to look inbetween the eyes but shift focus to something else every 5 seconds or so to avoid looking to serious.
People with BPD sicken me.
>im from north ireland
>>53762694
nando's lad
>>53762694
touch willies with me in the car park
>>53762743
You don't need to when all your women wear veils Rasheed
>>53762775
It's Job Centre you cuck
You're doing well if you even show up
>>53762838
Looks like a spooky ghost
My gf thinks she might be pregnant, sweatingpepe.jpg
>>53762860
How are you going to break it to your bull?
>>53762714
kek that website
>>53762860
ask her if she prefers the stairs or a coat hanger
>>53762743
>>53762808
Nonces
>>53762873
>implying the bull needs to know
He has provided his seed, his work has finished. It is the cuckolds responsibility to raise the child.
>24ºC inside
>3ºC outside
Not happy lads
>>53763006
>>53762873
Your obsession with black penises is worrisome
Tyso Fury is the king of banter
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aFpgdh0m__M
>>53763046
>not being obsessed with black penises
Racist.
life pro tips:
>when meeting someone for the first time, focus on remembering their name
>when meeting someone in a formal or professional, try asking three questions for every answer or bit of information you give
>getting into a 9 to 5 routine will pay dividends for a very long time
>practice being 10 minutes early for everything
Never seen /brit/ this quiet tbqhwyf
>Go downstairs, pick up paper
>Sit on toilet to do a shit and read paper
>Push particularly hard to get log out
>Piss squirts out
>Right down the back of my jeans
Fucking great start to the morning lads
>>53763029
>72 inside
>28 outside
Not happy either lad
At least I have the day off tomorrow
>>53763101
Thank you for your kind advice
>>53763101
>getting into a 9 to 5 routine will pay dividends for a very long time
This is terrible advice, I work 9-5 and I'm fucking miserable. It's Monday morning and I'm sitting on a bus full of rasheed's and smelly old people and I want to gas myself
>>53763138
DESIGNATED
>>53763124
Whats that in proper temperature
>>53763138
POO IN LOO
I wish I was a NEET.
>>53763149
>>53763158
I don't speak American, pls translate
>>53761911
People who like anime are less likely to be from reddit.
>>53763101
>he fell for the 9-5 meme
40 hours for 40 years to retire on 40% of what you tried to live off. Thanks but no thanks.
>>53763152
22 inside
-2 outside
>>53761911
Better than what I imagine sex to be like.
>>53763120
Lick it off
>>53763168
नामित
>>53763198
Hahaha
Lads I'm really depressed, I don't even enjoy sex with my gf anymore. I think it might be this weather
>>53763138
no worries good sir
>>53763146
it's not about whether you enjoy it, but running that schedule keeps you attatched to reality
>>53763180
what else is there to do tbqh lad, you just gotta get a better job
school caretaker who hates kids here AMA
>>53763223
>Getting cucked by Jack Frost
>>53763223
FONT
My friend told he that he's bisexual, what a bender
>>53763223
Chug some Frosty Jack's
>>53761911
Tool to bring out the best in you
reccomend me shoes lads, i'm 22 and need to get some adult footwear
>>53763239
Haha
>wageslaves
Haha have a good day at work cucks!
>>53763274
Hush Puppy loafers
Hello, I am a non-white who lives in Britain and is a British citizen. How does that make you feel?
>>53763302
Enjoy your student loan repayments, my spotty friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrVDATvUitA
2016 will be a good year 2bh lads
>>53763327
Same as every other inaccurate statement on the internet, absolutely nothing with a sprinkling of disdain
>>53763327
I'll get a large chicken kebab with chilli sauce, some cheesy chips and a can of Rio
>>53763329
Unless you earn over 21k you pay back nothing.
Have a nice day, hope the traffic isn't too bad :)
>>53763426
Enjoy being poor and living with your parents, laddo
>>53763379
>rio
Shouldn't you be selling somebody drugs, my melanin enriched east london friend?
Looks awfully cold out there today.
Hope the wagecucks aren't too cold.
>>53762499
I think he's great. He's saving the Labour party and is gonna change British politics for a long time to come.
how is life in a council estate?
>>53763457
Stay upset, Jamal
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%A5%A5%E6%A7%98%E9%81%8B%E3%81%B3
Wife carrying race
>>53763439
>What are housing bennys?
Enjoy your £3 Boots meal deal lad. Maybe a room temperature Greggs sausage roll.
>>53763468
bants
>>53763468
not too bad, knives have shorter range and are much easier to get away from compared to bushmaster rifles
>>53763468
From what I hear it seems to be like living in "the hood", but with less guns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlprozGcs80
>>53763489
I really want a Cooplands sausage roll but they don't exist outside of Yorkshire apparently.
>>53763489
>housing benefits
Fuck off murderer
>>53763518
DESIGNATED
Mobile phone throwing championships in Finland
Does anyone have that photo of a shop in America that calls sausage rolls "beef sausage croissant"?
brit I must tell you: goodnight
>>53763570
SHITTING
No joke, my mum is thinking about fostering a "refugee".
I feel sick, /brit/.
>>53763596
Night night night OF SHIDONIA
>>53763603
KEK
>>53763517
>2016
>Actually being upper middle class
What did you do on your gapyah, Tarquin?
>>53763603
kek, enjoy your enrichment
>>53763603
She wants a brown baby
>>53763620
STREETS
>>53763625
Get back to work, Dean
>>53763603
Tell her not to
Throw a fit
Do whatever it takes
Do you really want a little paki half brother running around?
>>53761484
>HATE FUCKING NIGGERS
>HATE FUCKING PAKIS
>HATE FUCKING JEWS
>WORLD WOULD BE FAR BETTER IF IT WAS ALL WHITE
There, fixed it.
>>53763723
Jews are based, Pekka
Calm down
Just queued for over an hour for something and they ran out just before I got to the front
What are they like haha
>>53763744
Kill them
got a willy
>>53763650
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>>53763767
give it back
>>53762128
Like germans and swedes the brits are cuck's too.
>>53763603
How does that affect you
you're an adult, you can live on your own if you're so afraid of a Maghreb becoming your new dad
just move out
Early job centre lad here, sitting in mugdonalds
Look at the flick of the wrist
any lads want to touch willies when I visit england?
Rugby lads should be horribly murdered desu
>>53763797
t. Mehmet
>>53763675
I'm not autistic, anon. It's not like I live at home, I regret telling her, "they're not refugees, they're rapefugees", I shouldn't have done that.
I'm going with "you'll have to get rid of your dog because they don't like dogs" now.
>>53763823
Fuck off poortherner
Im as cold as a wagecuck walking to the job centre
>Select all the images with candy
FOY
>>53763603
Bring a brown friend home. Tell your mum he's a refugee.
ladies and gentlement mr barney wilen
>>53763840
>>53763840
Why? Because I'm telling the truth?
I would never house a sandnigger myself though
>>53763869
So sorry I don't like blithering posh fucks making the same repetitive jokes every fifteen minutes and egging each other on into degeneracy
why are most of the refugees young men? it's like europe is asking to be raped
should have only let women in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTz5xjmso4
>>53763937
that's a very cis straight white male attitude you've got there tobh
>>53763885
Thought he was holding a machine gun at first
Watching Maisie lads xxx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ercdWXNJtg
>>53763937
I am also mad that I am being cucked by Big Syrian Cocks
>>53763950
not really since i'm arguing for only women to be allowed in and for men to fuck off
>>53763962
Very good lad
>>53763937
Because ficki ficki
>>53763937
Canada let's in no single male refugees
>>53763971
i literally cant
can someone please restrain this shit lord?
>>53763962
Enjoy it mate because it'll be another year until she uploads anything else
>""""""""""syrain"""""""""" """"""""""refugees""""""""""
do pakis like the Syrian immigrants coming?
they're considering banning donald trump again lads
lads
You know what really gets me going? You know what reaALLY excites me all day long? You know what makes me yell and whoop and dance around?????
when the man
kicks the ball
With his foot
FUCKING GO ON MY SON
>>53764035
why are british politicians such morons?
haha I only swipe right on worldies and I bet a get more matches than you lot
>>53764060
What the fuck does that even mean? God I hate this website
>>53764060
wtf's a worldie?
goin 2 hav a wank
>>53764053
They have to debate it because 500,000 cucks signed a petition. They're going to say 'nope - next'
>>53764094
It's watch British people call a 10/10
now fuck off yank
>>53764035
America had banned Modi until he won and came in office
>>53764113
fuck off scotcuck
get out of my sight
fuck off fuck off
>lads
>
>You know what really gets me going? You know what reaALLY excites me all day long? You know what makes me yell and whoop and dance around?????
>
>when the man
>
>kicks the ball
>
>With his foot
>
>FUCKING GO ON MY SON
>>53764113
seems like a Turbo Normie phrase desu. Like shouting BANTER whenever one of the lads spills Nandos peri peri on his Chinos
>>53764157
which yorkshire is this i need to know
>>53764163
It's not
t. normie
>>53764163
>banter
fucking hell lad I'm not a tory
>>53764157
> he doesn't like it when the man kicks the ball
So glad I'm not autistic
COME ON LADS KICK IT
KICK
>>53763899
Don't be such a killjoy
>>53764183
It really is>>53764169
>>53764163
>Chinos
No-one wears these anymore you autistic twat, it's all about turtle neck jumpers and slim jeans
Hate push people to be quite honest lads
And chinos
I fucking hate chinos
>>53764221
*pushes you*
haha bet you hate yourself now
I like chinos
They're an informal trouser
>I don't get excited about the man kicking the ball into the net
Alri lads
Just shook on the deal for my new flat and I've not felt such relief in years ţbh
One of my new roommates is from Glasgow - any advice?
>>53764206
Fuck off Steve Jobs
Planning to do something productive in few minutes 2bh friends
>I don't wear corduroy trousers every day
ey, if you see porn where a boy is fucking a girl you are gay or bi
only i see lesbian porn because i'm not gay
>>53764266
Don't do heroin no matter how hard he pushes you
Poleaboo will be signing on in 20 minutes
>>53764276
poo in loo
Letting in all these """" refugees """" because they need lots of dumb workers who won't protest a low salary for future generations
Politicians don't give a shit about them as an individual, they don't let them in because of empathy
>why so many men
women have literally no rights in those African countries, they wouldn't even think about leaving for an easier life in Europe, they have to stay behind and care for Ali's kids while he promises he will bring them to Europe later and wouldn't waste a single thought on ficki ficki with Eva from Germany
>>53764251
No they're fucking not
They're smart casual
Which is a fucking oxymoron
>>53764266
Invest in some stab proof armour
>>53764266
get lost normzoid
>>53764169
There's no difference between us. Yorkshire and all it's inhabitants are all one big hive mind.
>>53764313
>it's
FUCK OFF IDIOT
>>53764290
>he can only watch lesbian porn
Normal people watch straight porn so they can project themselves onto the male.
>>53764303
Yes they are
You'd feel a bit overdressed going to uni in trousers but chinos are good
>>53764290
same mate lol
cocks are gay 2bh, even on a lass
>I don't go into uni in a suit
THE GMAIL PHISHING WORKED
JUST GOTTA WAIT FOR HER TO GO TO SLEEP BEFORE TRYING IT OUT (since Gmail sends an email when a new device logs in)
imaging touching a female
>>53764384
Show us the image when you're done mate
>Poo in the loo authorities have arrested 6 ex-british soldiers turned mercenaries who were on a merchant ship protecting it from pirates
>The charges are having illegal weapons on board
Fuck off designated shitting country. You should be allowed to carry weapons on board to defend against pirates. Even the UK, which hates guns, allows British ships to carry weapons to fight pirates.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Zi1DM7iR4 tunearoid
Whole new day to waste, good morning you beautiful bastards.
>>53764305
How many gbp have you saved up lad?
>>53764291
>>53764303
Wohoh! Careful there that's bordering on OFFENSIVE language
>commutecucks are wet, tired and probably late
>i've literally just woken up with the central heating having already been on for 30 minutes
it's time to hunt some runt.
Squeal piggies, SQUEAL!!!
>>53764435
it's the real yorkshire
hi
>>53764464
*squeals*
How do I reduce forehead wrinkles?
>>53764469
Hello
>>53764464
>piggies
haram
>>53761484
alter bist du nazi????
>>53761517
why is this nigger a meme in every thread
could literally dds any of you nubs out any time I wanted
>>53764502
Stop frowning
>>53764502
that age defying cream, and wearing sunscreen spf 15-30 every day
flight mechanics test today lads
wish me luck xx
>going shopping with mum and sister
>whenever i'm in open public spaces I get really sweaty and hot
>if I wear just a t-shirt I'll be too cold
>if I wear anything more I'll be too hot
on a shit one today lads
>>53764531
Aero engineering student?
>>53764446
Jokes on you, I don't go to my well paid job until 2pm.
>>53764514
Is that a new Photoshop feature?
>>53764035
People literally don't even listen to what he says. People just know mocki trump gets you social media points, so they jump in that
>>53764543
>me on the left
Best thing ever when my gf wears a skirt with no underwear into the bedroom
put an ad of me self up haha what am i like lads
HEAVEN KNOWS IM MISERABLE NOW
>>53764543
Big fan of the "severely autistic lad gives us a blog update involving his mother and sister accompanied by anime picture" gimmick
>tfw i cant get an erection with porn
>>53764543
Right looks like the bowlegged yank girl
>>53764595
She also wears that into my bedroom too haha, thanks for sharing her lad
>>53764430
arent PMCs standard on large shipping boats now? they must have been carrying something out of the ordinary.
>>53764555
Trump haters here don't even listen to what he has to say or God forbid actually visit his website and read his positions for themselves
They just parrot whatever they read on HuffingtonPost or Salon
>i go into uni
>>53764554
That's it you're getting dh bombed the minute you set a fucking foot in the wildy
>>53764613
same
>>53764605
sloley
Why is post-punk so based?
>>53764553
>starts at 2, probably finishes at 9-10ish, probably doesn't get home until 1am
commutecucks, reddit.
>>53764627
Wew she must be floating on all those air miles lad
Your mischief might just get me a free holiday!
>>53764658
>new cuckland
>>53764643
no se me ha levantado con porno del todo, me la he cascado medio flacida medio dura y ya me he corrido
la vida es triste
>>53764633
>This is what Yanks believe
>They think a meme candidate isnt a meme
Wish Janny would ban you all desu
>>53764682
rasheed
>>53764613
I always make sure to put anime images with my autistic posts so people know anime people aren't smelly normalfags and that they actually belong here
it's not a gimmick
>>53764673
Jorge que coño haces respondiendome vete a lat o a esp coño dejame en paz
>>53764643
>>53764673
>>53764714
fuck off erasmus spics
Lads think I'm going to set up my workstation is bed how crazy is that!?
>>53764702
very good lad
https://youtu.be/V6HS6jyxoFE
N A U G H T Y
A
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G
H
T
Y
>>53764714
Two pints of your finest paella silverplate mon ami
at the doctor the other day, diagnosis depression, on tablets now for it
tablets make wanking take longer
>>53764714
es que me he preocupado
>>53764633
I've seen one of his rallies and it's unironically 50% calling Jeb Bush a faggot and 50% reading poll results.
>>53764746
good boy
*strokes your hair*
>>53764746
Cut it out now lad
For real, they won't do anything to help and it'll just give you some form of ED that'll make life more miserable. Just Google that shit
too many JF flags ITT
also not enough anime
1142
>>53764742
camera man got a bit too into it haha
>>53764742
DELETE THIS
DESERVE TO BE PAID AS MUCH AS FOOTBALLERS
>>53764755
100% yuropoor butthurt
>I've seen one of his rallies and it's unironically 50% calling Jeb Bush a faggot and 50% reading poll results.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3404104/Passed-snow-carried-home-friends-boozy-Brits-drag-chic-French-ski-resort-gutter-Locals-blame-noisy-rowdy-behaviour-Val-d-Isere-Magaluf-ice.html
>>53764777
I don't care, not like I'll ever have sex anyway
dog is snoring
>>53764812
>giving the daily mail website hits
I will not
>>53764812
>Le Frenchmen mad at people enjoying themselves
Didnt know France was as autistic as Finland
>tfw i cant get an erection
>>53764779
>also not enough anime
Kill yourself
>>53764867
are you on antidepressants lad?
>>53764867
lol
You patrol both sides of the borders
If I lived in America I'd be a hardcore bernie sanders supporter
would go to rallies and shit
>actually falling for the SSRI jew
wew, white people lmao
>>53764885
nope, i have OCD but i dont take pills
>If I lived in America I'd be a hardcore bernie sanders supporter
>would go to rallies and shit
lots of runts out today....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3404586/Luther-star-Idris-Elba-warn-MPs-lack-black-actors-British-television-leaving-talent-scrapheap.html
>Luther star Idris Elba is to warn MPs that a lack of opportunities for black actors on British TV is leaving talent 'on the scrapheap.'
>He added that people in the TV world often aren't the same people as those in the real world and that television screens are at risk of not properly reflecting society.
Would you have a relationship with a women that is 7 years older than you?
I'm about to take chances on a girl, we both like each other but I'm kinda scared.
Why is she so perfect lads?
>>53764629
They only had handguns and machine guns on board, nothing special.
The problem is they strayed off course into Indian waters and weren't a registered vessel.
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
>>53764906
>fell for the pray to allah to heal wounds meme
wew, rasheeds
>>53764957
>He added that people in the TV world often aren't the same people as those in the real world and that television screens are at risk of not properly reflecting society.
Black people make up 2% of the British population and I bet they make up more than 2% of TV actors, so they're over-represented if anything.
Pakis out
QT girls from Dubai in
it's my mum's birthday in 3 days, what do i get her lads?
>>53764964
>comic sans
discarded
>>53764963
vete
>>53765005
ill shag her for you, best present she'll ever get
>>53764963
you have to consider the generation difference lad
>>53765018
yeah, nice, real mature
>>53764963
my m8 has a gf who's 12 years older than him, i reckon he's cucked though
rock hard cock straight up the shitter
>>53764754
Jorge, que carajo haces?
>>53764976
>voluntary giving yourself ED and various other mental disorders
enjoy snapping and going on a viscious rampage la haha x
>>53765032
she has his own flat, studies and works but im only studying and it will take another year to finish my studies
i dunno if she could make me a NEET in her own house
>After an exhausting journey from Budapest, hundreds of relieved refugees arrived in Frankfurt to be given a warm welcome by huge crowds of cheering locals, Saturday. Armed with water and food supplies, volunteers applauded the refugees as they boarded off trains at Frankfurt's Hauptbahnhof train station.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVLNSOvpmT8
Germany
YES
>>53765005
A refugee
Need to get a daki pillow lads, stuffing three normal pillows into the cover didn't work very well
>>53765080
>implying I take SSRI and not NaSSA
>>53765096
If the Germans are this dumb, they deserve to be destroyed. This has nothing to do with matters of the heart, but logic and philosophy. These people are immigrating from places that wouldn't accept refugees that hate the host country's ideals. What happens when they breed like rabbits and their culture takes over the German culture of empathy? The obvious answer: Germany will no longer help anyone because it's now called Germanistan.
Too much empathy is a crime against yourself. I'm reminded of the story of the giving tree. It gave everything it had to the boy who grew up playing with the tree until it was just a stump, unable to do much to help anyone.
>>53765074
Rock hard shit straight up the cocker
any memes?
>>53765121
kek
source?
>tfw my second wank without a good erection
>If the Germans are this dumb, they deserve to be destroyed. This has nothing to do with matters of the heart, but logic and philosophy. These people are immigrating from places that wouldn't accept refugees that hate the host country's ideals. What happens when they breed like rabbits and their culture takes over the German culture of empathy? The obvious answer: Germany will no longer help anyone because it's now called Germanistan.
>
>Too much empathy is a crime against yourself. I'm reminded of the story of the giving tree. It gave everything it had to the boy who grew up playing with the tree until it was just a stump, unable to do much to help anyone.
>>53765121
They only clipped the text into his head because they just worked out how to do that in Photoshop
Eating 2 day old bbq tuna and sweetcorn pizza lads
>>53765170
fuck off murderer
>>53764963
Go for it.
I dated a woman who was 45 when I was 18.
I am sick and tired of people not using their brains on this matter and calling others who share real concerns and outline the consequences heartless racists.
I am German and I am fucking sick to the stomach, knowing 1 million people with a completely different culture, values, religion etc are coming to my country in just this year.. plus another 2 million in the 3 years following.
What about the Germans eh? My grandmother bought a nice house 2 years ago that was a nice, big former british officers house, where many others were once empty.
3 weeks ago, 600 "refugees", who are mainly young men are occupying many of them now in her area and the problems are totally clear. Last week a young german girl got raped by "An Arab man" in that area as said by the press, the first people are already planning on moving, meaning house prices will go down. Plus, many places will start to become no-go zones for Germans because they just stick to themselves, stir racial hatred towards us etc etc..
This is the fucking reality and I get so mad when idiots just spout all this "they are people, we need to help and welcome them" shit, whilst the majority of people who will be affected oppose it and will be hit hardest by it.
I watch German debates and news all the time. How can anyone be happy, knowing 3 million are predicted to come in the next 3 years? thats fucking barmy
gibraltar es español
>>53765121
This shirt looks far too short.
>>53765194
why?
>>53765194
The fuck man
WHY CAN'T I GET A GOOD ERECTION LADS??
I'M WATCHING PORN AND MY DICK IS 40-50%
>>53765205
But if you put it on a girle you can see their tummy and that's good
If it's a nice tummy
>>53765194
Story time lad?
>>53765197
NEIN
>I am German and I am fucking sick to the stomach, knowing 1 million people with a completely different culture, values, religion etc are coming to my country in just this year.. plus another 2 million in the 3 years following.
>>53765192
fuck off insect
Really attractive girl at work, but I don't find her attractive anymore since learning she's a Corbynite.
>>53765205
it's a girl's shirt, for people with fannies
*rubs your tummy*
Do you have to pay in cheques to your own bank? My bank is akward to get to, but there's a barclays near my work.
if you dislike migrant then you are a bigot
>>53765212
>>53765221
I like older women.
>I am sick and tired of people not using their brains on this matter and calling others who share real concerns and outline the consequences heartless racists
> select all trucks xD
> select all caaaandy Xdddddd:O
> select all recreational vehicles looool
> select all French frriiiiessss
FUCK
OFF
YANK
FUCK OFF YANK
>>53765194
I talked to a 30+ year old when I was 14, I met her on a gaming forum of some sort. We would text all the time and talk on the phone and shit. It was actually a woman. I realise now she was probably a paedos because we would talk about wanking and when she was having sex with her husband. She was a yank. Lasted like a year then I deleted all my accounts
>>53765300
thats so hot
would have been even better if she had children that were older than you
>>53765300
their fannies are looser and smell worse than younger fannies
>>53765286
*I wet my knickers*
>>53765294
Fraid so lad
>>53765300
GET HIM JANNY
>>53765317
good lad
>>53765322
This guy wants to fuck his mum
go away
>>53764964
thats a trilby you runt
>An affluent school district in suburban Maryland has become the latest district to recognize Muslim holidays on its calendar, a move that reflects a growing push for greater inclusiveness in schools across the United States.
>Howard County, which is home to many of the wealthiest communities in the Baltimore-Washington metropolitan area, announced Thursday that it would expand its list of religious and cultural holidays.
The announcement followed a unanimous vote Thursday night by the Howard County Board of Education to give students days off on the Muslim holiday of Eid al-Adha, the eve of the Lunar New Year, and the Hindu holiday of Diwali, in addition to two Jewish holy days.
AMERICA YES
Not even Britain recognises paki holidays lol
>>53765328
for fucks sake m8 get it together
(cam I wear them later?)
>>53765325
There are some negatives as well though.
why are girls so pretty
>>53765343
the jannies taking an unpaid holiday right now
Poleaboo turned down voluntary work but agreed to be referred to the NU-TRAXX program, they have a high success rate when it comes to getting people into work and even give you a personal budget of 600 quid for driving lessons, qualification like a CSCS card and even clothes
don't think my benzos are gonna arrive today lads
sad times
CAUSE I WANT THE ONE THAT I CAN'T HAVE
AND IT'S DRIVING ME MAD
ITS ALL OVER ALL OVER ALL OVER
MYYYYY
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhby4dlOYOg
>>53765413
why are you taking benzos you fucken degenerate, you're going to get addicted
>>53765398
Poleaboo also has a criminal record for stalking, meaning no employer would ever employ him
>>53765379
most of them aren't
>>53765244
>be 18
>volunteering to help my application for grad school
>meet 45 year old woman who works there
>We catch on pretty quickly, I have the personality of an old cunt, which garners the usual "you're so mature for your age."
>Start taking her out on dates, and asked her out after we fucked for the first time.
We dated for half a year. I'd do it again desu.
>>53765398
>>53765424
>Poleaboo is on the Sex offenders register
aint no thang mayn shiieeet
Tzuyu
>>53765447
Not true
>>53765424
If you do the "getting into work" module, you follow a young guy finding work while having a record
Paki reporting in and go fuck yourself you little racist outcast
>>53765398
>NU-TRAXX
uk a shit haha
>>53765434
Shut up
I had two wanks with bad erection
why?
Is listening The Smiths considered gay in the UK?
>>53765442
you weren't mature, she was just really immature... anyone that's over the age of 30 who can relate with an 18 year old is stupid af lmao
>>53765459
>Pro Independence won election
>Every kpop fan now hates China
>LG and Huawei say they will not be dropping Tzuyu as a spokesperson
>JYP has stated Tzuyu will continue in Twice
Everything looking good.
>>53765484
>>53765489
We're trying to enjoy a meal here waiter. We'll call you when we want you.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNVomngq-Qc
>i will never be a carefree teenager ever again
>>53765464
Looks and sounds good, what's the problem?
>>53765325
It was fine.
She took care of herself better than most girls my age.
>today he attended dressed for his first day at work
>Daryl has just secured a job at an old coaching Inn in Altrincham in the kitchen
Off to work in the kitchen, better put on my suit.
>>53765516
just think up a really good Business idea that'll turn you into a literal billionaire.
>>53765484
Because you are obsessed, do nofap for a few days.
>>53765532
kek
>>53765532
Depressing
>>53765442
I bet she had some really great opinions and outlook on life
>>53765484
Leave your willy alone for a few days
>>53765466
>>53765484
>>53765489
>>53765536
lads why can't we get jobs? like i literally can't understand 50% youth unemployment, i know we're lazy and generally bad workers but surely there's something that can be done?
>>53765005
Spend the day with her, take her out for a walk and lunch, do something fun, talk lots with her.
It will be better, and cheaper than any material gift.
>>53765494
By "mature" I mean that I'm austere unlike most people my age. Dad used to be beat me, and my boisterous personality went out the window.
>>53765536
P-pero llevo un dia y ayer llevaba dos y seguia igual
>>53765566
if she's dating people that are 30 years younger than her then I doubt it aha x
didnt put edition edition ffuckkckckinnggg aaaarrrrrrrrrrrOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
someone else make the new
ONLY 3 MEALS A DAY FROM THE CHIPPY?
THIS IS LITERALLY TORTURE!
>>53765572
It's even higher than that, university sucks up a good chunk of youth that would otherwise be unemployed.
errrr did someone order a pint because we're being invaded by waiters
One hour or two before Poleaboo sets off for his driving theory test
This could be the best day of Poleaboos life in the last 2 years
>>53765572
get on the dole la
>>53765577
you gay?
>>53765593
morning lad, it's there - give it another check
>>53765194
How was the sex?
Was she kinky?
>>53765572
Fucking neets man
I can assure you that any idiot that makes a FP course can get a decent job in Spain.
My goal is to get my economics degree and get the fuck out to Manchester with my post punk wife.
>>53765572
because we are niggers
>>53764992
half of British shows are set in London though mate
>>53765580
Tirate una semana sin pajas, se te pasa, no te hagas pajas por rutina sin ganas.
Vale chavales, he tenido una ereccion dura, el problema es que desde creo que el porno hetero es para maricas no estoy tranquilo
My work is literally hiring 70 people in the next few weeks.
No idea how people can say it's hard to get a job. I've never been unemployed longer than 2 weeks.
>>53765647
This one made first
>>53765647
Non man child one
>>53765614
pathetic aphid, crawl back under the leaf you came from.
Why are there no gubmint initiatives for very well educated, double university dropout NEETs who are 22 years old?
It all goes towards dossers.
errr did someone order some tissues because we're being invaded by wankers
>>53765577
>tfw my dad hit me and the same thing happened.
Every tells me I need to stop being so serious on a daily basis.
>>53765616
No.