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ミクさんの足
Anime is slowly becoming real.
>>53756240
>>53756507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nbmQN3m5CK
De vaknade inte :3
>>53756693
落第
I heard a clear Fu, you aint supposed to use that lip movement
>>53756693
shit tbqh :D
>huhuhuhuchuhuka
>>53756625
乙 for すうぇーでん
>>53756684
Who is this snake charmer?
>>53756625
乙 for IKEA
>>53756625
>not using an image of the best けいおん
Here, have one
>>53756844
Anna Nishikinomiya in 3D form.
>>53756913
Can I get your number, Anna?
>>53756814
>>53756818
Fugg... Då kommer jag bara skriver på svenska, så att ingen kan döma mig.
>>53756906
>Azusa
You managed to chose the only one that is worse then Mio
It was obvious through the whole show that she were craving for dick if you looked at the way she was a fucking whiny ass bitch
>>53756993
You look thirsty, anon, but I'm sure she'd share some of her love nectar with you (don't worry, it's sweet and pure).
>>53757036
>her love nectar
what exactly is the fluid?
>wealthiest country in the world
>our tap water is still contaminated with lead
This hurts...
なんだ今夜は瑞屑と例のアイツのせいでクソスレか
昨日は良かったのに
>>53757036
Are you trying to get me drunk? Not that I mind.
>>53757117
I'm not sure, anon. I don't know where love nectar comes from.
Japan has declared a state of national emergency over this recent spate of bad weather.
Thousands of cute Japanese girls won't even make it home from school today.
>>53757711
PANIC
>>53757711
NO!
センター試験受けたことあるやつ手あげてー
Thread rakugo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-3EW1PCIys
>>53758008
>センター試験
ブラジルのそのような物を遣ったぞ
今日は9時ぐらいに結果は出ます、落ち着かないと眠れません
今はまだ午前3時です
>>53758008
当然受けたやでー
国語クソ
>>53758262
いい結果が出るように祈ってる
ゆっくり寝たほうがいいよ
私のミクさんの足の同祭力は素晴らしいです
>>53758302
ありがとうございます
とりあえず寝ます
>>53758442
おやすみ!
Sweet dreams
I miss UMR-chan, the cutest American girl in this thread.
>>53758008
スピンスピンw
>>53758277
センター利用の私大受験だったから国語は受けなかったな
>>53758347
同祭力?
>>53758590
>センター利用で私大
>国語受けてない
????
どこ?
>>53758347
>>53758347
>同祭力
Huh? Do you mean 洞察力? What are you trying to say in English?
ブラジルって9月始まりじゃないの?
この時期センター試験なのか
>>53758671
Yes I meant 洞察力
I wanted to say that I have unprecedented insight when it comes to Mikus feet
>>53758675
2月始まりですよ
試験は10月に受けた
それにすいません、やっぱ緊張過ぎて眠れないんだ(´・ω・｀)
>>53756625
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j18PwYfXAh
>>53758806
じゃあ温かいお茶でも飲んで落ち着こう
大丈夫だよ
>>53758770
>>53758770
Try this. 私はミクの足となると、深い洞察力がある。
Perfection not guaranteed, as I'm not a native speaker, but I think it's fine.
>>53758806
ごめん、起こしちゃいけないと思って誰か他のやつに聞くつもりだったんだけど、ありがとう。
2月始まりの国もあるんだね。
良い結果を受け取れますように!
>>53758661
とあるマーチの理工
>>53759054
ラノベのタイトルみたい
受験の年は本番よりも模試の方がきつかった
毎週のように何かしら受けて全然休みなかった
>>53758997
Eh, するどい is probably better.
私はミクの足となると、するどい洞察力がある。
映画を見るたびに日本人とやりたいと思う
Thread died suddenly?
Hi anons
>>53760013
I'll be back
>>53759554
俺はかわいいケベック人がいい
>>53760181
Hey!
Could someone tell me what
Cookiezi (the Ozu player) is always talking about with the "Ely" person?
>>53760780
Here is an example.
>>53760716
Yeah! Love you, mayuyu!
>>53760800
whining about his own shit playing
LJL has very low lvl...
>>53760846
I love you too!
lel an exchange student from israel just talked to me after i asked her if a seat was taken
i think she liked me
it's always the subhumans that talk to me and never koreans
of course I wasn't interested in her so I told her that i have a gf ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
>>53761220
You sound autistic.
why japan smell rike fart
>>53761404
Yes, he is.
>>53761426
>rike
What a shame, m8
>>53761426
Because we have a neighbor that called Korea.
>>53761220
I thought you were from Peru
>>53761426
Bored English teacher detected.
俺的にはこいつらは糞以下だ
・女
・ゲイ
・黒人
・オタク
・関西人
・朝鮮人
・中国人
・ユダヤ人
・アラブ人
ヒトラーのような人はもういないのか・・・
>>53761650
アメリカ人は?^^;
>>53761650
>女は駄目
>でもゲイになるのも駄目
>>53761760
>he is just autistic
>>53761760
女は性欲処理機か生む機械
なので存在価値が無い訳ではない
みんなこんにちは
Is it considered rude or impolite to ask somebody the kanji of their name in Japan? I'm talking to someone, and since the conversation turned to learning kanji, I thought I'd ask what the kanji of their name are, and see if I know them. But before I do, is it considered rude to ask?
>>53761785
>he hate women and gay
>women and gay don't care about him
>>53761650
>he hate gay
are you serious!?
this is homo thread
>>53761910
Lol, it's absolutely not rude. Go ahead.
>>53761910
not rude of course
I wonder why you think it is rude
>>53761910
>>53761987
Too much videos in youtube about what is considered rude in japan?
>>53761952
Thanks. I just thought it might be offensive, since some people here with foreign or retarded kre8iv names take offence when you ask the spelling of their name. Also because the Japanese apparently take offence at more trivial things than westerners.
>>53762004
>take offence when you ask the spelling of their name
what the fuck
really?
>>53762057
Well it's rare, but some people get angry if you spell their name wrong, or if you have to ask. Most people with complex names are understanding though.
[悲報]ワイニートせめて自分家の前の雪かきでもしようと親父を誘い試みるも1/3もやらず両者ともギバプ
>>53762104
雪かきはけっこうな重労働だからな
やったことないけど
ワイ、雪が降って大喜び
>>53762122
今のなんか頑丈で軽い作りのソリのような手押しがたの雪かき器なんかだと全然楽
くっそおめえ鉄の平スコップじゃ無理よ・・
>>53761650
日本国旗でヒトラーに共感するなよ
二等種ごときが優性民族主義を語るなと激怒されるぞ
>>53762184
やっぱり装備がものをいうのか・・・・
I'm back for a bit before bed.
I have to work out in the morning...please help me ;_;
からあげクン調査
□レッド
□レギュラー
ヒント:答えはレッドでございますよ
>>53762313
Only have class in the afternoon, life is great.
>>53762004
>take offence when you ask the spelling of their name
I've seen that on tumblr on those "I too am whatever", didn't know it actually happens irl
>>53762313
Let's hunt the moose!
Maybe in Japan its more rude to write someone's name incorrectly when you could have just asked
Sometimes I see 尊敬省略 or something like that written on things when people absolutely have to guess what Kanji are used in a name or when the kanji are too have many forms/ uses an old form you can't easily type so they use a simplified one or the most common kanji for a name.
>>53762489
>talk to a Japanese person
>he asks my name
>I tell it
>he never asks what kanji are used to spell it
GENKI I
amazon.ca 72.75
amazon.com 49.99
omg
>>53762623
Are you taking 101 or something?
http://www.guidetojapanese.org/grammar_guide.pdf
>>53762574
I was wrong
敬称略 is what they write but thats a different thing.
Theres something you are supposed to write if you know you are using the wrong characters cause you can't write the correct ones
like 斉藤・斎藤・齋藤・齊藤。渡邊・渡辺・渡部・渡邉
I can't remember though
>>53759554
カナダ人てなんか体温低そう
>>53762602
Can i kill pepe?
![1041-pl03izv[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WaMB1Eb.png "1041-pl03izv[1].png")
>>53762952
Pepe was alreedy ded
>>53762082
Your wish comes true when you guess right the name of the Oni.
If I type your name you must go to bed
佐々木
佐藤
鈴木
高橋
村田
田中
中田
田村
>>53763026
I knew
because I killed him
>>53763207
Wew, a close one, but no
>>53763224
murderer・・・・murderer is here right now・・・・・・・
>>53763207
吉野、おやすみなさい。
>>53763266
The next is your turn...
>>53762602
真遊湯?
馬油癒?
魔勇幽?
>>53763321
p-please have mercy on me・・・・・
I have a wife and a son・・・・・・・
>>53763321
I think you mean:
>your turn is next
But it sounds better to just say:
>you're next.........
>>53763401
のぞみ先生?!
>>53763419
what
>>53763393
Back to the oven!
>>53763414
Thank you!
会社法めんどくせえ
To all the foreigners here, why do you study Japanese and how long have you studied?
I've studied going on about 2 years--originally for work purposes.
雪が降るながらお風呂に入ることは最も快適なぁ〜
>>53761650
>関西人
ごめん、大阪についてのみ同意。
大阪ってなんか下賤なイメージある
>>53764122
大阪人めんどくさそう・・・。
韓国人多そう・・・。
汚れてそう・・・。
大阪自体は嫌いじゃないけど。
食い倒れとかテーマパークとか。
ストライドのモンストコラボキャンペーンでテキーラフィギュア当選したった〜!!!
今年は運がいいもかもしれん!
そういえばたまに「外国には四季が無い」と勘違いしてる人がいるのは何故?
>>53764372
そんな奴いるのか
そいつヤバいな
>>53764036
日本人はこんな降雪として扱えないなんて... 今日は駅で無政府状態だった。 >.>
>>53764419
四季に当たる英単語があることくらい知ってるだろうにナww
>>53764419
少し前のスレにいた
>>53764424
それ、英語を日本語の単語使って書いているような
最初から日本語で考えて書くのはやっぱり難しいんだろうな
スウェーデン語では専門家は「Fackman」と言うらしい
>>53764521
aがuならえらいこっちゃ
>>53764521
ノルウェー語の「Fagmann」のほうが下品かな
オカマ男みたい
日本には、旬の食べ物を楽しんだり、季節によって調理を変えたりといった食文化が広く普及している。
また、桜・紅葉・月・雪などを愛でることを目的とした催し物をしたりと、季節の変化が文化の基礎になっている。
このように、日本の風習や習慣には、季節の変化と深い係わりを持つものが多いのである。
「日本には四季がある」という一文は、単に春夏秋冬の季節があるという意味ではなく、日本文化と季節の移り変わりとの深い関係を指している。
ひどい誤訳
>>53764512
Haha そうだ。時々こんなふうにして書く。添削してもらえますか?
>>53764674
ノルウェーにおもしろい地名とかない?
意味が変わってるとか響きが変とか
>>53763736
執行役員を置く場合の、監査役とか取締役の数とかの話かな?
>>53764696
これはベジタブルさんもおこ
>>53764686
元はそういう意味なんだろうけど
言葉通りにしかとらえられなくて外国に四季がない!と思っちゃう人がいるからねえ
>>53764733
Hellという場所がある
>>53764696
ジュース
>>53764792
welcome to Hell
I am from Hell
Where is Hell?
やばいおもしろいww
>>53764686
昔の中国の風習を下敷きにしているのがかなり多いけどね
>>53764262
韓国人は多いけど、結局東京の外国人の数には敵わないと思うんだ。後、前より全然マシ。両親世代は、小学校とかはかなり酷かったみたいだけど。
勿論、事件が起こる事もあるし、最近は中国人の店が問題になってる…。
でもお願い、来てみてくれ‼︎
>>53764733
オランダにはスケベニンゲン
>>53764792
これは地獄やでえ・・・・
一方オーストリアには・・・
>>53764792
2spooky4me
>>53764792
ノルウェーの地獄谷か
>>53764905
fucking funny
>>53764858
俺の先輩が占い師の押し売りに遭ったらしい(笑)
くっそ笑えたけど自分の身に降り掛かったと思ったらワロエナイ・・・。
行く機会があったら、おいしいものだけ食べに行こうかな。
ニュージーランドにはOtoko Valleyがある
男谷
>>53764996
WolfとFuckは出来ないの?
>>53765020
はい(英語的に答えるとNO)
>>53765020
There's a movie called Fuck with Wolves
>>53765120
thanks m8
you are my hero
「~じゃないの?」って聞かれて「はい、私は~ではありません」って答えたい時、
日本語だと「はい」って言い、英語では「No」と言う
他の言語ではどうなんだろう
>>53764996
英語では "to wolf"かto wolf down" = 早く食べる。
>>53764512
僕は、日本語勉強してるアメリカ人。日本語を書く英語者は特に変な習慣ある?うまくない日本語にすみません。
>>53765260
ちょっと悪い癖だ。
>>53765260
We tend to drop the subject in a sentence.
Japanese learners seem to prefer to state the subject all the time.
>>53765560
>Japanese learners seem to prefer to state the subject all the time.
That's because English generally doesn't leave them out.
>>53765560
When I wasn't as far along in my Japanese, I inadvertently used "I" a lot, and also called the girl I was talking to "あなた". I didn't realise it was a familiar term, I just used it the way we use "you". She called me by my name, but I didn't realise that was the norm in Japanese because it sounds really weird in English to refer to someone in the third person.
>>53765560
i actually like that about japanese, it makes things compact and minimal
conversely, i think english has an expressiveness and expansiveness you can't find in japanese, so i like both languages
>>53765603
>>53765678
The choice of watashi, boku, ore and so on makes so much difference to the tone of a statement. Anata, kimi, and omae as well.
I tend to avoid them wherever I can.
>>53765735
>compact and minimal
Just like haiku
So much is left to readers
Our haiku English
>>53764696
>>53765844
Especially "ore." If your Japanese isn't quite good, saying "ore" even in an appropriate situation can sound somewhat stilted and off puting. I have been told this by Japanese before. As it infuses you with rough, masculine kind vibe and also a familiar one, speaking the language in a broken manner belies both these ideas.
>Anata, kimi, and omae as well
You should almost never say any of them. Especially omae.
ギャルフェチ今日何食った?
>>53766063
That's just like お前's opinion
>>53766063
>You should almost never say any of them.
Why?
>>53765735
My Japanese isn't that great, but it seems really rigid and simple in its grammar. I'm by no means fluent, but it doesn't seem like you can play around with it as much and use it as poetically as English.
> I sighed as I arose from my seat. Towards the window I sauntered, and gazed through it contemplatively, until a sound broke me from my entranced state. It was a knock on my apartment door, which I was rather hesitant to answer. I was familiar with three different knocks – each frequentor of my home had their own particular style of knocking, and I had become quite adept at identifying each one. Doctor Finley's knock was fairly quiet and, unwilling to impose. A sort of wooden-metallic beat with an ever so slight raised inflection. The knock of Reverend Malcolm, the local vicar, was firm, composed, and self-declaring. It was not a request of entry, but more so an announcement of his presence. The knocks came in three successive thumps, with sensible intervals between them. Reflective of his personality, I often thought. Anne's knock, on the other hand, was not a knock. But it was indeed music to my ears; Anne always rung the doorbell. I discerned that the visitor at present was Doctor Finley.
I wrote this just now. It's the kind of English you would commonly find in a fictional novel.
What does Japanese look like when it emulates this style/tone?
>>53766083
海老餃子とほうれん草のソテー!
>>53766212
超うまそうじゃん!
>>53766063
I feel like that was correct many years ago. The thing is we have a certain generation teaching Japanese so they teach you what's appropriate for them. But many younger generations of Japanese people don't even call people by their last name let alone use honorifics. When I was in college we had teachers telling us it didn't happen even and then native Japanese students telling us to stop saying anything but their first name, no chan or San or anything. Cause they said it made us sound old.
Now that I work with Japanese children everyday. I can't tell you how many times the teachers express some sort of old fashioned sounding regret that all the kids refer to each other by first names or お前 lol. It's really hard to say something general about the language cause it's constantly changing. This is a fact for all languages
>>53766120
"You" pronouns aren't used nearly as much in Japanese as in English or Romance languages.
In most cases, the best choice of address is to use the person's name and some kind of honorific (san, kun, chan...)
It's unacceptable in English, but in Japanese it's the right way.
"Is this Bob's pencil?" (addressing Bob)
"How does Hanako feel about it?" (addressing Hanako)
>>53766206
>it emulates this style/tone?
Some Japanese writers like Haruki Murakami writes Japanese as if it was translated from something written in a foreign language.
It sounds a little stuck up to me.
>>53758262さんです
やったぞ!
大学に入った!
>>53766444
>>53766444
おめでとう
よかったね
>>53766320
Fair enough points, but as a foreigner you should play it safe if your Japanese isn't really good.
Also kids are kids. And they will grow up and switch to more conventional speech.
>Japanese students telling us to stop saying anything but their first name, no chan or San or anything. Cause they said it made us sound old.
This is a very specific situation though. Girls refer to their female friends as "-chan" all the time. In the adult world, you have to add "san" to any adult who is not a good friend. I can't imagine not doing that.
>>53766444
おめでとう!!!!
大学生活は実りあるものにするんだぞ
>>53766352
If you had to write poetic prose in Japanese (like the style of English I wrote), how would you write this basic scenario?
>ゆきのさんと私は映画を見って行きました。面白かったでした。それから食べたいでした。そしてレストランへ行きました。
>>53766238
Anonは?
Another sort of hot issue is teachers calling students by their last names or first names with no honorific 呼び捨て
It's a strange idea, but we are actually taught our native language and it's etiquette in school by our teachers. So young teachers sort of do it cause they don't care and older teachers justify it cause they say well teachers are in a position to do this because they're the teachers and the students don't get titles. Then there are teachers in all generations who find the idea absolutely appalling. Like just obscenely rude.
So the students get a very mixed message as to what is ok to do in Japanese. You likely will not find many younger generations with as strong a sense of how it is ok to refer to people as older generations because of this. Many of these kids will just choose on their own what's ok.
3ヶ月間話してない友達のことがなんだかどうでもよくなった
>>53766444
GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>53766573
ギャルフェチのオススメAV女優は?
>>53766444
おめでとうございます〜!
>>53766530
But what I'm saying is that across the board, college students were not using any suffixes. Regardless of gender or Senpai kouhai whatever. And I can tell you right now many of the younger teachers I know call each other by their first name with no suffix. This is at work in the office. I'm just saying that these generalizations aren't so easy to uphold
>>53766651
泉 麻那
ココナ
宮下つばさ
>>53766570
Are you telling me to write a poem here?
>>53766821
"Poetic" just means in a fancy style. I was wondering what that text would look like if it were written in a fictional book, i.e. prose.
>>53766444
おめでとうございます!
努力した甲斐がありましたね!!
>>53757348
her pussy
>>53766444
結果が出たから今日はちゃんとゆっくり寝ろよ!www
>>53766444
と、いうことは今18ということか
おどろいたなあ
>>53766951
ようFっち!
日本でももうセンターの自己採点みんな終わったかな?
何人か受けた人いたみたいだけど
>>53766988
I was sick this morning.
Either the sushi I ate last night got me sick.
Or I'm still having Diarrhea
昨日受験生の書き込み二人ほど見かけたけどどうなった?
>>53766570
ゆきのと映画を見に行ったが、なかなか面白かった。終わってから腹が減ったので、食堂に行った。
See, there's no "I" hehe
>>53767040
さっそく二次の勉強してるんじゃないか?
ところでまだ赤本ってあるの?俺の時は使ってたけど
>>53766487
>>53766489
>>53766567
>>53766630
>>53766667
>>53766914
ありがとうございます!
>>53766961
うん、ちゃんと寝てなかったから二度寝する
おやすみ
ひとり抱き枕持参で警備員に取り抑えられてたのいた
>>53767117
おやすみ
>>53767035
>sushi
Are you referring to actual raw fish or a Japanese girl's cunt?
>>53767035
>Diarrhea
大変だったのう
>>53766055
hey veggie
I like chubby girls
: )
>>53767117
sweet dreams
>>53767150
actual sushi
>>53767117
A young man with bright future ahead... I'm jelly.
>>53767082
That's interesting to compare with the original, thanks mate.
帰国して聞いて回ったけど日本情報規制ひどいな。ハワイじゃ中国の暴落とインドネシアのテロ、毎日ニュースでやってたぞ。
>>53767180
time to give up sushi
>>53767413
But I left some in my fridge.
I'm considering eating them but I'm scared of side effect.
>>53767035
Was it Swedish salmon?
>>53767169
I don't like niggers.
平昌テスト大会まであと37時間
>>53767437
Do you want to lose some weight quick?
>>53767131
中に人が入ってるんじゃないかと疑われたんだろうw
>>53767437
Why are you so fat, fatty?
>>53767505
Coming from burger
>>53767449
Does it make you addicted to dick?
>>53767464
Not the hurting way
>>53767373
インドネシアテロあったのか
>>53767449
>>53767604
The F., you should have eaten Norwegian salmon
>>53767373
死んだのが一人だけだったからじゃないか
>>53767373
インドの首都?聞いたこともないし興味ない
>>53767658
国連施設と2ブロック離れてないんだぞ?マジで日本特集してないんだな
>>53767669
どうした
>>53767604
>Coming from burger
I weigh 148 pounds fat boy.
>>53767709
インドネシア独立の志士を育てたのは日本軍なんだから、もっとインドネシアは注目されるべきだな
>>53767669
インドネシアに恨みでもあるの?
親日だし悪い国じゃないよ
>>53767761
Can you see your dick?
I wonder if France smells like farts cause they eat so much cheese there
>>53767761
>148 pounds
>pounds
Which font is most common? the font changes it so much i find it hard to tell what is what.
>>53767761
Well I don't use pounds so next time you want to troll me use the UNIVERSAL METRIC SYSTEM
>>53767813
French cheese is good cheese desu
>>53767859
Convert it yourself, you lazy fat fuck.
>>53767859
>America should do things simply because other countries do it
>>53767844
Yo!
>>53767450
veggie why?
>>53767839
Get used to the first and third last ones, they are the most common Japanese fonts you'll see online. But once you learn all of them, it won't matter and you'll be able to identify them in any font.
>>53767844
Hello
>>53767883
I weight 80kg for 1M85
I don't need to convert it because I'm not FAT
>>53767709
日本とはインドネシア独立戦争の戦友なのにな
>>53767761
>148
THANK YOU BASED HUNGRY SKELETON
Do you even lift bro?
>>53767859
>Metric system
merci, France
