Culture Pals: Too much Shrek edition
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Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, post screenshots from convos etc.
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Old thread
>>53659329
>>53659329
just had a hot black girl from the uk take her tits out
more later
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Thread here: >>53723140
From last thread
>>53723485 #
Old pen pal website penpal21 or 44 or some number shit
It was a real basic site was free too
long time ago buddy to remeber and interpals is way faster and better desu
Was using msn messanger and yahoo im and shiiittt
>>53723571 #
Eh maybe
>>53723604
Voted.
cp to the moon :^)
>>53723604
>make girl acc
>run interbopper with hello {username} please vote for /cp/ in this poll
>>53723766
From last thread.
It comes when you least expect it ;)
>>53723852
DO IT
>>53723777
nice digits
Where is Hans? Isn't he asking me and burger shit?OI HANS
>>53723921
herro
>>53723859
Basically
Now i just focus on me
>>53723921
Hans where are you?
>>53723946
Welcome to the rice fields mathafacka. Anything else you would like to know?I have Skype sex later on. :^)
>>53723965
Good.it will come just don't pull yourself out from the market just yet.
>>53724008
should i try to find a QT taiwanese after all tho
>>53724052
Taiwanese are good. Very hardworking and not too snobby. Less xenophobic than japs.its pretty good. But it also depends on the girl itself. I can't generalise a country it's unfair.
>>53724052
Try every where the more you message the more chances of a reply its like math and sheeeiittt
>>53724139
Yes.agreed.use the script Hans. Use the script.
>>53724190
: ^)
>>53724334
basically they're all dead accounts by now lmao
that feel when alpha as fuck
>>53724377
Well keep fishing.
>>53724509
I wish I had the free time to troll that much
>>53724509
Nice one sven
>>53724624
Just do it to the girls you can afford to waste. Whoever falls first loses as the picture entails
>>53693789
he isn't even a good looking nigger
>>53724738
I'm super busy with studying and working atm, exams in one month :/
>>53724509
Jaw brah is pure evil i likes it
>>53724738
Keep tutoring hans i have to break ice for the next 8 hours in the fridgid mountains fuggggg
Captcha was green grass T_T
Well it's nice chatting with all of you.once again I thank /cp/ for all the help last time.keep shit posting. I wish all of you will have a good ending as well as I did. May Buddha be with all of you. Ciao
>>53724878
Oh wait I thought Hans left.okay i can stay a while longer :)
>>53724865
Well do that first then start hunting during your break Hans. Don't ever put ourself out of the market.life goes on.
>>53724870
Ayy lmao be safe senpai. No worries Hans is in good hands.
>using interplebs
Come on lads. When will this meme end?
>>53725050
It's only a meme to you because you're Turkish Mehmet . :))
>>53725050
Just because you were born in a 3rd world country doesn't mean we all were.
>>53725050
>t*rk mad because every girl on IP has Turkey blocked
>>53725178
You go mate.though I'm third world too :( hold on let me get my butthurt cream
>>53725181
This
>>53725228
Don't worry lad, I'm a third worlder too.
>>53725287
Non aligned movement bby :^)
This triggers my OCD so much)
>>53725453
What triggered you?
>>53725336
>Non aligned movement
>>53725641
Hahahha ha damn right it does
scored a free place to sleep in taipei but she's chubby and has a face rounder than the moon
anyway, saved some money
maybe she sucks a good cock
>>53725741
Dont get your hopes high Hans. Not all women know how to handle a cock. Not even my pagan waifu. Got to teach her though. ;)
*Tips*
>>53724509
she is 3/10 or less
>>53725924
Tips fedora
>30 year old Russian man commented on my profile picture saying I look nice
n-no homo
>>53726149
he wants your blini
>>53725944
yes she's ugly, never said anything else
>Send Norwegian girl nice message
>even the ugly ones ignore me
>Send uninspired message to hot girl, even write the wrong name by accident
>She answers
I did apologize for the name but what the fuck.
>>53726149
>tfw Romanian trap commented on my pic
It wasn't even a qt trap
what the fuck
the people here seem to like redheaded men, what the fuck is this? why wasn't i told of this before?
>>53728426
Are you redhead?
>>53728478
yes, got about 15 messages from some qts already, didn't even have to message them.
>>53728412
Good photo where did u take it?
>>53728562
15 messages in a day, not scripting?
>>53728853
not scripting. i'm fucking amazed tbqh, thought i was ugly.
>>53728900
don't worry my lad, you are
>>53728933
probably true.
guessing these people just see me as exotic or something, they'll soon be repelled by my personality.
>>53728900
You are featured more often on the site on your first day, it will probably decrease soon, but it is still impressive.
>>53728562
This >>53728991
>>53728853
No
><3
Malaysian chink still here? Just wanted to say I remembered him and to wish good luck x
/Makatza1
Mad me really cringe
>>53729684
*made
>>53729684
Why? She's horribly unattractive but hardly cringey
>>53729841
>Don't flirt! I'm not like that. There's no excuse for having a dirty mind.
>Faith
>Respect
>Integrity
>Effort
>Niceness
>Dignity
>Sincerity
>Hope
>Imagination
>Positivity
>not cringey
>All those fakes from Germany
Mehmet stop creating fake profiles pls
>tfw your qt goes the movies by herself because she's that lonely
:(
>>53730683
Doesn't she enjoy her own company?
>>53730683
>by herself
>>53730103
How new to interpals are you? All girls are cringey. That's nowt.
>>53730755
Yeah, that's exactly what she said actually. I still feel bad though, she doesn't have anyone to hang out with :/
>>53730103
Those who write this are literally the sluttiest ones. I'm sure you could get her nudes >>53726349
>>53730846
All women say that. They're lonely, they have no one, etc. Usually if you dig deep enough they have a friend who they hang out with a lot but they're inflexible and usually harshly critical for no reason of them. Then they fall out and they're lonely. But of course, they still message on WhatsApp. They haven't fallen out for too long - maybe a day.
At least, that's my experience. Then they say 'I enjoy my own company'.
Do only normies frequent this general? Or are there some other autists like me who are here too?
>>53732441
moroccans aren't welcome here desu this is a white man's zone
>>53732627
>tfw not white
Feels good cucking Germany from its online qts
>>53732441
there are no normal people on interpals
>>53730782
you claimed she was "hardly cringey" you fucking retard
>>53732441
Funny how people either find these threads autistic or absolutely normie
>>53732627
Mechmed my son, did yuor mum tellimgs yuo that yuo're white again?
Yuo r Syrian people, get okay with dis
idk about you but russians messaging me go straight to the bin
>>53732868
yeah they can be odd
>>53725540
When they do this)
At least out a space first
got roasted XD
>>53730846
This is the point I was making in the last thread. It still baffles me how these attractive girls don't have rich social lives in their own countries
>>53733991
>>53733991
My qt says her friends like to drink and party so she doesn't go out often because she's not into that, plus she works alot. She messaged me all weekend so I believe her.
>>53733865
you got rekt son
>>53732441
There are more autists than normies in this general tbqh.
>drive with Korean in car
>everything frozen
>drive 50km/h because when I press the gas pedal the wheels spin while the car keeps sliding at the same speed anyway
>korean: why are you driving so slow? You can go 80 here.
>me: the road is frozen. I can't drive faster
>Korean: you're such a pussy
>don't answer, wait for a wider piece of road happening in 10 seconds.
>full-break the car
>spin 360°
>finally stop
>she opens the door and pukes
fuckin azns
>>53736884
I forgot to mention her screams while fearing a near death
>>53732441
autist reporting in
i have no profile pic, start sweating when people tell me to go on skype and get blocked even if i do nothing weird
>tfw in your 180 FB friends you have more Interpals girls than men.
Top kek.
>>53736884
That's what happens when you trade a 3/10 traditional Taiwanese qt for an westernized Korean, I doubt the Taiwanese would call you a pussy for driving slowly.
Guys, can you talk to several people at the same time? Or what do you do when several people message you at the same time?
>>53736884
but did she suck the dick you cheating bastard
>>53736884
lucky bastard, i crashed one of these fucking black/yellow posts today because my car slides of in the curve
>>53737247
Of course you can, have you already registered?
But I doubt many girls will want to talk with you lmao, since more than half of the girls on IP block Morocco/Africa.
Rate profile please
/missdancermia
>>53737500
fake/10
>>53737405
kek. My neighbour almost killed some children because they were building a snowman on the frozen parking lot.
How do I get QTs to repeatedly talk to me, instead of just once?
>>53737500
Within driving distance/10
>>53737443
yes I already registered few days ago, and only guys are messaging me, like few minutes ago I was talking with a guy when two other guys messaged me at the same time, and this is why I asked that question, a girl from Austria though did message me around that same time but it was just a bot that advertises its scamming shit site, like "come to this site so that I can sex chat/cam with you and show you my nudes and shit" and that girl only registered on Interpals 1 hour ago and had no description on her profile or anything so it was obvious that it was a scam account so I blocked her
Give me your best first messages boys.
>>53736884
Adventurous.
>>53737873
Sorry man, you don't have much of a chance on this site
Are you guys just autists shitting on normies or do you actually go meet the people you talk to?
>>53738867
if you haven't noticed already, 75% of the talk ITT is about the sex we have with out QTs irl
>>53738116
Are you an angel fallen from the sky?
B-because I love Satan and you look like him.
>>53738867
It's just a matter of a few generations until there will be some Asian towns in which every inhabitant partially has my DNA.
>>53737873
>>53738124
>Sorry man, you don't have much of a chance on this site
Or he could change his country and choose the UK for example like the Libyan anon did.
>>53738116
hello! :D
>>53739168
>not playing hardmode
I had Syria for months. It's hard but there were some funny moments.
>>53738116
I use
>AYO GURL ARE U A BEAVER? CUS DAM
Works 95% of the times
>>53738116
I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost an...gelical in a sense I suppose.
The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.
I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on Bodyspace and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful.
I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt..
>>53739292
>there were some funny moments.
Bost pics.
>>53739292
>tfw had a Syrian atheist messaging ne last year saying how shit religion is. I wonder is he's still alive or even pretty close
>>53739605
He is in Germany now.
>mfw these asian girls messaging me like they speak with a cockney accent
>>53738116
>¡Hola! My name a,Me llamo Her name, soy japan.
>I were interested by your long black eyelashes from your album piture. lol, please don´t be confused, i mean your eyes is so beautiful.
>Have you found some good friends from interpals already? I found it's not easy to maintain friendship from interpals, i mean, sometimes when i add someone on Skype or some other chat tools, at the beginning, we can talk about something, but after a few days, it seems no topics to talk about, then, we haven't had a talk anymore. What a strange situation!
>I noticed that you are interested in movies, would you mind to tell me which kind of movies do you like? Do you like animes? i do really like animes, Especially of Japanese Anime. The favorite movies in my profile, they are all animated movies of Miyazaki Hayao. Do you know Miyazaki Hayao?
>lol, i still have a lot words to tell you, but it seems i was talking to much. I hope i didn't bother you.
>Her name
I know it's probably copy paste apart from my "beautiful eyes and long black eyelashes", but it's nice nonetheless aside from the fucking spanish ofc..
Most of the time is just autistic messages or "Hello", "hi there" or straight up retarded shit.
>>53739605
Wasn't me. Don't worry. I was using my real picture since noone questions me when I pretend to be Syrian.
>>53739377
Posted them ITT back then. Don't have any on my disk.
>>53739692
I get this too. I had a yank stop messaging me because I sound too West Country and she had this fantasy of me coming out all suave and Benedict Cumberbatch on her
>>53739692
>speak to chinese girl on skype
>posh english accent
>mfw
>>53739794
Do you get a lot of messages from gold diggers? I am thinking of changing my flag for some days just for the lulz.
>>53736884
NOICE
scaring asians in my car is one of my hobbies
RIP Nissan silvia
>>53740152
Most of them have british teachers m8s every single chinese girl ive been with had a brit accent
>>53740498
Swiss flag makes German girls easymode. But it would be probably weird that you can't speak German. Asians are easier with a Germany flag because they mostly don't know about Switzerland (a Thai once asked me, why I moved away from based Germany to an unknown shithole like Switzerland).
Most messages I get are from Germans, Italians, Polish, Hungarians and a lot of /balk/.
>>53740000
>>53740152
They want the BBC (big Brit cock)
>>53740826
>talking to korean girl
>she keeps teasing me about her "handsome British teacher"
Getting cucked by fucking weeb tier betas
>9/10s replying to me
>everything under 7/10 blocks me
Weird day today
>>53741758
>>53741757
Interesting, I thought your messages would be mainly from Russia/Ukraine
>>53742151
Russia and Ukraine doesn't even answer. Probably I'm too ugly.
>>53741873
Get swole go to korea fuck him in his boi pussy m80 then fuck the korean qt
>>53742375
"I want you like Russia wants your country" 2nd best pickup line.
>>53744106
That was my pickup line tbqh and the other Brazilian told me to stop bosting screens using it because it gets boring.
>>53744106
What's the best?
lmao chicks and their sense of dick size
taiwanese qt i banged and i were chatting and somehow got on the topic of cock size, when she said her ex was smaller than me but she thinks he was about 20cm (>ON A TAIWANESE lmao).
when i told her 20cm is kiiiinda big desu and sent her a picture of my cock and a ruler she was speechless and shocked
>>53744373
THE G-Dogs pickup line
>>53744214
I know and I think it was me who said that, it gets boring if you only post the same several times in a short span of time.
Jesus christ this ruskie is unbelievably hard on my dick.
>>53744755
>Jesus christ this ruskie is unbelievably hard on my money.
Fixed
>>53744755
What's her ip? If she's ctually so hard on your dick, I shouldnt be able to cuck you, right?
>>53744645
What is this G-Dogs?
http://www.interpals.net/photo.php?pid=28032190
>those eyes
>>53744968
>What is this G-Dogs?
how new r u
>>53744964
Ur such a basic bitch. If younger lasses are your thing there's a quite hot Welsh lass I cba to talk to but you can feel free to humiliate and bully
>>53745070
Not so new but not often here
>>53744964
kek that acne
>>53744523
qts send me weird yaoi pics
One told me she wants to see me naked with another guy
Wtf
:/
>>53744964
no hate but this guy isn't even that attractive to begin with.
his jaw is fucking humongous to an extent where it starts to look ayy lmao and the potato nose does the rest
>>53744968
>>53745170
Guenter
>>53745359
That's what you get when chatting with weebs.
>>53745465
>>53745269
>>53745099
You're all good at being jealous, but the fact of the matter is that I could cuck you any day of the week.
I'm aesthetic perfection and you should all recognize my superiority
>>53745614
You only post screencaps talking with 5/10- though.
>>53745507
>>53745507
I only chat with asian girls
>>53745614
weebs are 2spooky4me
>>53745465
>being this overly critical
it's better to hide and ignore.
>qt got angry at me because i didn't know what a hanbok is
>>53745722
This. I have never seen jawbrah speak to anyone I would ever consider messaging.
>>53745897
>Koreaboo
Drop.
>all these German and Brazilian males viewing me
Stop viewing me Mathews
Italian QT just told me her parents are going to be gone for 3 weeks this summer.. Invited me to stay with and she will provide me hospitality
>>53746255
Post profile, I'll view you as well :3
>>53746430
n-no
hm
>>53746255
O-ok, I will stop it anon.
What are the best gifts to sent to someone?
I mean a little gift to go with a letter.
>ugly black girl messages me, seems very nice
>don't reply
fucking hell lads, I think I might be a racist.
>>53746847
if it's really just a letter, what are you gonna fit in the envelope? idk maybe a little bracelet
>>53746884
I though about a small box.
I was thinking about chocolates, but this seems like the "I haven't tried at all" pick.
>all these koreans studying in the UK viewing me
>>53746919
which country will the letter be sent to
>>53745359
Can I have her? Yaoi loving weebs are my favourite.
>asian girls without makeup
>>53746772
But I could view you. If I did, you'd have a view from a German and Brazilian in only one visit, wew lad.
>>53747031
Japan.
I made a nice friend there.
>>53746862
fucking hell another nigger. I don't need this guilt.
If this isn't the default status of your inbox I am sorry for you.
Taiwan #1 in the world
>>53747189
Things I usually send to qts:
>weird Ricola flavours
the only thing most Asians know about Switzerland is Ricola. So they usually start talking about it. Most Asian countries only have the standard version.
>chocolate
I doesn't even need to be exspensive one. I've never eaten any chocolate better than the Aldi nut-chocolate. Lindt BTFO by Aldi.
>basler leckerlie
My Taiwanese loves them
Other than that, specific requests. Try talking about snacks with your qt to find out what she likes.
>>53747424
Discounter Vollnuss ist immer die beste uezs
>>53747321
kek. You wrote to my qt. I have her password. I will probably flirt with you soon. And you will never know which of those Taiwanese answering you is actually me making fun of you.
>>53747424
Send a package to my qt with all kinds of chocolate,stroopwafels and regular waffles. Also included some chips and speculoos.
Package is about 2.5kg tbqh
>>53747424
Nice, thanks.
>>53747424
Aldi chocolate is pretty based but LindLindt is really great
>>53747533
i haven't written to any one of them, they all sent me first messages i have yet to answer
>>53747605
Oh hell no, this typo againgain
Vini, don't bully me! :c
>>53747623
Du bist nicht 24 und aus einer größeren Stadt in Hessen?
>tfw always send qts marmite
>tfw no one understands its marvels
>>53747571
you really think you gonna get laid by sending a random stranger 2.5 fucking kg full of food m8? What the fuck is wrong with /cp/
>>53747692
nö
aber gib den namen deiner schneGGe dann schreib ich sie mal an :^)
>>53747726
Don't mind me m8, get your nudes and post them here like everybody else.
>>53747605
Are you using SwiftKey? This occasionally happens to me with SwiftKey once I discard the dictionary prediction of a word that caused a newline.
Anyway, Lindt chocolate cream is great.
>>53747726
Hey man way to a girls heart is through their stomach
>>53747605
>>53747686
too lateate
>>53747921
Nice one
>>53747921
Via their pussy
>>53747921
>>53747998
nice biological discussion senpaitachi
>>53747738
>keine antwort
>the fear of cucking
>>53747855
I'm not even sure what this swiftkey is lmao but I usually have word predictions, when I tap on them and chose the wrong one, so I only remove a part of it because on part is right, this happens.
And in this case I chose the prediction Lind, removed one letter and added a dt. LindLindt was the result of it
>>53747060
Its not just one mate....
>>53745979
I barely post any of my convos
But as I said before, link one grill and I'll get her to love me np
>>53747321
Taiwan a shit
Everyone knows china classic is best chinar
>>53745359
I also have one who draw Yaoi stuff.
She's super nice though.
>>53747424
Ferror rocher is my go to chocolate for asians
>>53748657
Yea but they always have weird fetishes and sex fantasies had one watch me poop after sex :0
>>53748632
>Taiwan a shit
>china classic is best chinar
is it worth getting an account senpaitachi? i speak a little french and want to get into polish
pic slightly related
>>53748823
>be american
>be white
>be 6/10+
eaz tbqh
My qt told me that I waste time with video-games when I could be masturbating instead
Just got done Skyping with my qt and we watched two good movies this time though I ruined Harry Potter for her because of the character Rupert Grint plays in Charlie Countryman lmao.
how should I respond
>>53749157
JUST
What do you do when a qt ladyboy messages you?
>>53749184
RESPOND
>>53749308
BELARUS
>>53749303
You kill yourself
>>53749349
BEST
>>53749303
Yours is at least qt >>53728412
>>53749409
Salty because I'm stealing all your ladyboys. Get cucked m8.
>>53749524
>nordics in charge of not being faggots
>>53749303
>2 new Norge qts
>Block every cunt except for Asia
REEEEEEEEEEEEE.EEEEEEEEEEEEE.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.EEEEEEEEEEE.EEEEEEEEEEEE.EEEEEEEEEEE
>dfn ingen norsk jv
>tfw just made some qt do my homework
She literally went down to her library and translated some Polish history books and a couple primary sources for me.
>>53749575
Well I'm not going to bumfuck him m8, but I'm not so insecure that I can't admit he looked good for a tranny.
>>53748983
Shes right you know
>>53749692
Why are girls speaking such a shit tier language so perfect m8s?
>tfw no Agniezwka Dzecwinsky gf
>>53749157
KERNOW MENTIONED MAN THE RAFTERS
>>53749652
You are really desperate after that qt Norsk jv.
Turks had to go and ruin it for the rest of us as usual.
>>53749850
More like I want qts to practice norsk with but they all ignore me except for a few of them (2 out of those 3 I called the wrong name in my copypasted message)
It's magic
Posting your qt is like wife without hijab
>>53749900
Did the NRK stuff work for you btw?
>>53749851
That's what they get for putting their Skype name there...
>>53749900
Pic related is the revealing of a common magic trick
>semi post related
>>53749980
Nah but it's okay. I'm just listening to the radio. Late evening NRK P3 has this morning show where they get calls from people, it's very great to practice.
>>53749765
>tfw no singing Polish gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdY_IfitsdE
>>53749909
t. Jewbrah
>>53749652
Koreaboo/weaboos, nothing of value was lost.
>>53749820
Màrthuz dá!
what's your opinion on qts that put their instagram on their profile?
>>53750083
i didn't know that i felt this feel
Message /blackwater1993 I'm sure he's got plenty of stories about being an oper8or.
Does everyone block Thais? I just can't comprehend them.
>>53750595
Thais have the highest percentage of qts than any other nation.
>Italy have the highest percentage of qts than any other nation.
FTFY
>>53750887
Thats because their men are also qts.
>>53750887
Thais are literally the Mexicans of Asia
>>53750965
Can confirm went to thailand everyone thought i was thai
At least shit was cheap
T. Mexican
>>53751314
build wall
hi)))))
>I have a question for you. More like a philosophy thing haha. Do you think it's possible to fall in love with someone you only talked to for a week? I mean if you never met only wrote each other or skyped?
what the fUCK
>>53751468
got you covered
>>53751468
Nah rather fuck asian qts
>>53751665
go home pedro
THREAD THEME SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_RdaqF5kUQ
>>53751698
Nah Muhammad im comfy
>>53751528
hi ...my freind.... am mehmet from turkey....would love getting 2 know u bby. do u have skype???
>>53729659
I'm here bro..thanks for remembering
>>53752371
Did Hans ever get his chinese qt?
>>53751567
I believe you can think you're in love.
>>53752552
Hmmm,he is still racing about his Taiwanese qt. At least he tool our advice.
>>53752580
You can think . Falling in love is for the movies. I believe love is nurtured. As long as the person can handle my autism I don't mind desu.my fiance is a 6 at best. But I love her and she let's me spank her till she cries and give her anal and tie her up to do depraved asian things. You can fuck a 9 but still not fall in love
