watch out haha! banter! haha! edition
JOY
getting bullied for using emotives lads :(((
may go to bed
should i keep posting this shit
does anyone care
>in
union jacks and flags with little union jacks
>out
everybody else
>>53701979
keep posting er kid
>this braindead shite is considered music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNKRTikqTc8
Can't fucking stand canadians or their reddit tier posts
WWI is literally the most interesting war in history. If you disagree you have no idea what you're talking about
>>53701986
Rasheed
>>53702003
JOY
>>53701979
post less general war photos and more like these
>>53701996
rite
just a reminder
>in
Christian nations
>out
Non christian natiuons
>>53702003
Catch yourself on big man you are a yank you eejit even worse
Would literally marry, absolutely gorgeous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xip6TQcz3lA
just watched my first anime lads
i didn't get a boner, and i had maternal feelings for the characters. is this how you're meant to watch the animes?
i like canadians ^_^
>>53702038
How about you respond to me in English next time
>>53702045
>maternal
please be in halifax
>>53702039
biffer, first grade
>>53702016
JOPY
drink kabuto beer (tm)
>>53702039
She's a cracker, giz a buck of that.
>>53702059
Will I fuck, I'll knack yer ballix in.
>>53701900
Just listen to these
http://askhistorians.libsyn.com/askhistorians-podcast-035-ww1-myths-misconceptions
http://askhistorians.libsyn.com/askhistorians-podcast-episode-036-ww1-after-the-somme
Kyary
shane:
https://youtu.be/GVPQqhW6zKs
Business idea:
We all talk in local slang to confuse yanks and non commonwealth posters and to get them to fuck off
yeah i got nothing
>i type in my regional accent
waaaa *beat drops* HEYYYYYYYY
>>53702100
I hate being so.
>>53702009 are you that cali girl that did those vocaroooooos :(?
>>53702104
I like the cut of your jib bud
>>53702082
actually a podcast from www.reddit.com
>>53702109
t. someone with no regional accent because they are fruits
>>53702104
You geg
:D
>>53702104
been in /brit/ long enough to make sense of scousers so i'm ready for anything
>>53702128
Go fuck yourself leaf
>>53702104
fukin oath lid
>poorthern """"""""direland""""""""
>>53702145
JOY
>>53702133
>>53702109
>he doesn't tweet in Scots to get the vital Scottish twitter numbers
>>53702104
just done a gambowl haha
not racist
why do brits call each other poor
bad sportsmanship iyam
why are pakis such vile people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGzYsiZOutU
pen tings on my whats that and my iphone 2
>>53702102
decent enough choon at least youve done SOMETHING right this evening
>>53702104
Sounds rather jolly. When do we start?
>>53702153
>>53702137
>>53702128
>>53702178
Sound as er leds, keep her lit till the fireman comes.
>>53702156
Richer than Cornwall and wales :*
>>53702104
/Brit/ tier post
Marina is:
1. cute
2. not a paki
3. pure
4. a good singer
5. my wife
6. best girl
this is spam but it isnt spam pls no delete janny
>>53702104
you berk
>i like canadians ^_^
>why yes monseigneur, i do use twitter
>>53702185
true banter has no limits
reminder
>>53702198
Nai mucker, it's going to be beezer like.
>>53702210
Why weren't we invited?
>>53701986
ours is still there, just really little
Alright boys fill your boots while I go somewheres for a dart
baby in plastic hahaha
fucking great now there's two of them
>>53702192
>pen
FOY
>>53702123
yea
>>53702243
invited where?
>>53702282
To the wedding.
>>53702273
JOY
>>53702239
>>53702292
sorry lad family only
here's a picture though
>>53702277
>not noticing 'whats that' or 'iphone 2'
FOY
>i live my life with the guidance of bronze age mind control software
>I'm a Canadian
wee jaunty was down in ardoyne battling the peelers like his head was half cut while wee bonzer was keeping dick en the RA showed up and he said "ballex fuck this" so he pulled up his knickers and ran.
Cant eat lads
>>53702342
Irish appetite
>wee jaunty was down in ardoyne battling the peelers like his head was half cut while wee bonzer was keeping dick en the RA showed up and he said "ballex fuck this" so he pulled up his knickers and ran.
Science shows us that every particle of matter from here to the end of the universe was at one time at an extreme dense and hot point that was smaller than the head of a pin. That means yourself, your father, this planet, all the stars and galaxies, everything and everyone who has ever existed was at one time the same thing.
When we die, our consciousness is ended and the energy kept in our body dissipates back into the universe, to be used again as another organism or perhaps to wait an interminable time underground. But one day, as this planet ends and if the universe does indeed go through a 'big crunch' at the end of its life, we will all be reunited again, closer to each other than we ever thought possible.
So when you look up at the night sky and see all those massive furnaces in deep spaces burning wildly, remember that you're looking at a part of you and him that you lost 14 billion years ago. Every photon of light is a part of us, we're the product of stars forging complex elements inside of their massive bodies which then had to supernova so Earth could be pelted by everything beyond hydrogen and helium.
The death of any person is a loss to us all for the very reasons I've outlined but know that one day in the future we'll take the same walk back into the stars.
i will continue later some other day
>>53702336
good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkiMz-e2ZcE
The last thing alan redditman did was a video promoting refugees, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
its snowing wahey wahoo wahaa
>>53702363
lol
>>53702393
Here mate I'm well scundered for you.
>>53702393
all me
https://www.fb.com/groups/berniesandersmemes/
>>53702393
please west midlands don't make me go to that weeb hell hole, i won't make it there
>>53702373
Alan Rickman more like Alan Prickman lmao
>>53702374
actual settled snow here lads, wish it would fuck off
>>53702281
prove it lass
>>53702410
Pure wick fuck off eejit
>>53702415
stupid eejit you are get out now
>>53702374
Aye baltic out there
>>53702446
now then
think youre a big man do you threatening little girls
Feel like fucking crying lads spelt my morning coffee on my sweat pants and the verendah
IM a twat
Someone keep dick for us while I go out for a johnnie? Cheers muckers.
>>53702373
good riddance traitor
>I'm the lad with a Jewish gf
>went to a pub quiz type event tonight at a social club frequented exclusively by jews
>good turnout, lots of people including many fine looking jew-t-3.14s
>I stick out like a sore thumb
>actually have a decent chat with a young-ish liberal rabbi, sound bloke desu
>came first place in a general knowledge quiz in a room of 50+ obnoxious religious Jews
>mfw seeing the collective superiority complex evaporate as I up to the front to collect my vouchers
ken what a mean like troops
Culchies in
Yanks out
>>53702468
maybe you can clean looks dirty as shit
>>53702467
Yes.
Yes I do.
really failing hard in life
Would you hang out with the top lads from /brit/ I don't mean the autists I mean the tip top lads and lasses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pdXV_yVuPo
>>53702496
>stealing their vouchers
Literally another shoah
>>53702434
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pBo8wTPjST
>>53702446
no
>>53702503
Catch yourself on, is your head cut? Someon haul my coat while I lamp this eejit.
>>53702506
No i would not
They finally fucked off
Thank god
>>53702506
i'd partake in a few tots with the lads
maybe go few finger a few birds
>>53702503
are you threatening me master jedi
>>53702506
nah probs not 2bh
cant trust you to be normal
Life is still meaningless and you're fucking lying to yourself if you imply otherwise. Death and life are equally pointless and none of you scum even know this.
came second in a pub quiz and won 4 pints, it was free to enter as well pretty fucking chuffed
>>53702542
Belfast.
>>53702553
Yee same, would be good getting spangled with some of you too
>>53702574
good lad
>>53702574
good lid
>>53702564
>Death and life are equally pointless and none of you scum even know this.
>>53702542
wew suck my willie <3
Fucking housemates said they were going out tonight but they still haven't left
Don't reckon they'll go at all if I'm honest, now they're bouncing round the fucking gaff punching walls and screaming
Walls are paper thin and they're all singing above my bedroom. Doing my nut in
>>53702506
yeah lot of /brit/ are good lads
>>53702542
>>53702543
>>53702560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmDr54sfO8I
https://www.fb.com/uniladmag/videos/1871464196209964/
me lads
>>53702564
T. 16 years old
>>53702542
post belly
You don't have to be an atheist to see that the bibles are messes of nonsense fabricated, modified and re-modified by many pathetic men over a period of hundreds of years.
And that Christianity is nothing but a brainwashing machine which only exists in its current widespread form because the controllers of many governments have determined that Christian religions are useful for producing easily manipulated people who have trouble thinking independently and pay far less attention to what their governments are doing.
Seriously, go watch that episode of Family Guy where Brian and Stewie go to an alternate dimension where Christianity never existed. No crime. No wars. No hate. I guarantee you it will open your eyes to Atheism.
>>53702506
I'm a twat. No, for your own good.
>>53702612
Join them
>>53702574
>tfw good at trivia
>tfw friends minus like 1 are utter plebs at it
ffs
>>53702620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mReLVQYP0Qw
>>53702646
Wind your neck in
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Role_of_Christianity_in_civilization
>>53702579
dunno if a decent proper meet up could ever work 2bh
if everyone was just up for getting bang onit then it'd be an alright crack really
>>53702574
fuck is a pub quiz, what are the questions like senpai
>>53702672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnevjnLdjvo
>>53702672
very good lassie
>>53702689
I'll be in England soon might organise something doubt anyone will show though
Footering about tbqh
>>53702651
>start drinking At 2am only to go back to bed
Nah you're alrigh
Do people really believe in christmas? This has to be one of the most retarded holidays ever created. It is made to celebrate the birth of jesus, who in addition to NOT being the son of god (which does not exist), himself did not exist. Check it out- any credible historian will admit that there is NO proof he even existed. The whole idea of jesus was just a bunch of propaganda created by religious fanatics.
Not only that, it is continuing a pagan holiday. The tree is a symbol of fertility, which is pretty much the opposite of Christfaggotry.
The "modern" aspects of it are just as bad. You are pressured by society into buying presents for people even if you don't want to and don't have the money for it. In exchange you get shit you didn't want and would have been better just spending your own money and things you wanted. Then people still lie to their kids and tell them a magic fat elf will slide down their chimley and give them presents. No wonder you people are fucking retarded, if you believe this even as kids.
Fuck christmas (not going to capitalise it either, as "christ" is not a real person.)
>>53702693
You've never played trivia in a pub before with your m8s?
>>53702693
who scored the most goals in the 1986 mexico world cup
>>53702713
B I R M I N G H A M
>>53702693
General knowledge questions, it's good fun normally
>>53702693
i remember one of them was "name was many countries as you can that start with e"
whipped out with equatorial guinea; needless to say all the girls were over me that night
Saw a guy get a 6 pack of fosters at the bottle shop yesterday how wierd is that
>>53702738
>King Wayne Rooney
>>53702739
except when the questions are all pop culture shit house questions
>>53702738
What are the drugs like in Brum, can you be my dealer for the week also can I sleep on your couch
just realised i've had sweden filtered for 6 months now lol
>>53702785
dont stop now
>>53702769
*temporarily takes off my /brit/ spectacles and wears my /ausnz/ speed dealers sunnies*
yeah thats fucked mate should have asked him how life is being a literal meme
>>53702732
nope, pretty sure that doesnt exist here
>>53702738
literally autism questions then
>>53702758
Madman
>>53702730
Is this ironic shitposting or post-ironic shitposting?
>>53702785
Sershlad detected
>>53702775
for coke weed and mandy fucking everyone sells it
>can you be my dealer for the week
yes
>can I sleep on your couch
no
>couch
FOY
>>53702758
i had some that were like "who composed swan lake?", "how many arms does an octopus have?" and "for which paper did eistein receive the nobel prize?"
the sheilas were gushing when i pumped out those correcties
What's your job? /int/
try my best not to do any charlie tnight im better off with my mary jane defo gettin drunk need a messy night tnight really wannna get so out of ma face i dont no whats goin on cus i dont like it but owe well thats life init you have good days n bad days need to dance n have a buzz tnight get rid of this shit feelin ive got the blues man i scare ma self when im like this swear no one better so sommat to annoy me tnight cus i feel like a really lose cannon i think i might have to b sectioned soon propoer losing it feel like an insomniac lol anyone who can understand me bust me a message let me no my heads more fuct than this shit country n thats sayin summat cant relax at the moment its like theres a hundred thoughts running through my mind i feel really creative but at the same time really destructive its like a war zone my brain at the moment
would you lads love a dragon
why does NZ get included in Bruce generals on here? Does NZ even have culture?
who /slowdive/ here
>>53702884
>how many arms does an octopus have?
is it not 8 or what
>>53702876
What do you sell?
Can you get me ketamine?
>>53702886
pro uni banter lad
if I came across the pond would any of you go out for a pint with me?
>>53702895
Does Norn Ireland?
IN: nice posters
OUT: bully posters
SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT: willy
>>53702893
i read all of this
>>53702886
no need to rub it in
>>53702506
>lasses
LITERALLY WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME THAT GIRLS MIGHT BE POSTING????
>>53702895
>does NZ even have culture?
dahh boi better back it up if u want to sketch dahhhhhh
>>53702895
yeah we're mad friendly cunts haha
>>53702886
i recently graduated from the university of none of ya damn business and am now a full time mummy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olP2KvITKSQ
nicht lads
okay so lads
would you love a spectre
>>53702917
Yeah the answer is pretty much in the name too
>literal Staceys on interpals
not a fan of this
>>53702917
nah la, it's 6.
they have 6 arms and 2 legs.
http://instasync.com/r/IvanIvanovsky
http://instasync.com/r/IvanIvanovsky
http://instasync.com/r/IvanIvanovsky
late night insta anyone?
>>53702946
good post
r8 my oc lads
>>53703022
fuck off
>>53702895
>you will never be in the 1st XV for an all boys kiwi private school
>youll never have your saturday matches televised
>youll never then get poached to play for an NRL team
>>53702918
don't really sell now 2bh unless opportunities arise and yeah don't do horse tranquiliser personally though
literally cannot imagine a qt female ever posting on /brit/
reckon i'm probably the most attractive person to ever post in this general
>>53703030
sound mate
>>53703022
No
I refuse to join an instasync made by a smelly Scottish poster
I think the west should declare war on China now
if we wait 30 more years they will be overwhelmingly dominant economically and militarily
we can blockade them using korea japan taiwan and the phillipines and nuke pyongyang while we're at it
*throws AIDS blood on you*
:3
well alright then fuck you all too
>>53702646
>The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.
All tipping aside this is a great sentence from a purely literary stand point
>>53702970
Turn on your flag ulster.
>>53702958
Mate there's like 4 girl britposters.
>>53702935
Very conservative country of course, dont even allow abortion.
>>53703005
Rate my QT, have her number and all. Was on the phone last night
http://www.interpals.net/darceee?utm_medium=pp-userthumb
>non extraflag user plebeian cunts
literally the very worst of the worst
>>53703005
>Saxilby
That's a silly word
>>53703005
>26
>has an 8 year old daughter
>>53703047
there are some really attractive people who posts here
even with me excluded from the mix
>>53703068
I'm immune.
>>53702946
>>53703063
We have huge levels of trade with them
Star Wars was horrendous lads
Nothing redeeming about it
>>53703059
suit yourself ya penis
>>53703081
>ivan
>ulster
yer a wrongcunt mate
>>53703063
they're becoming more and more open to the west so in 30 years it'll all just be a lot more like shenghai
>>53703084
fuck off you reddit flags cunt
Has anyone had a girl say she wasn't in love with you? It really hurts.
>>53703063
china shmina - who cares? *sits back in hammock and laughs for four hours*
haxball ne1
so /brit/ is failed normie general
>>53703117
stupid opinion kill yourself
don't know what to do
>>53703120
What about ye.
>>53703144
yes
>>53703144
yes.
I miss sershlad
>>53702958
no lasses here
>>53703144
depends on time of day
>>53703063
lad this isn't vic2
Taking a bird out tomorra lads, the boy's done good
>>53703144
Cyborg general.
Is the Super Bowl a big deal in Britland or is it something fat Mericans get worked up about once a year?
>>53703173
sershcunt was an annoying gay twat
>>53703173
t, sershlad
turn regional flags on you big baby
>i go online to post contrarian opinions about sequels to universally loved films. th e sequel of which has had fantastic reviews -- but i, a literal who, presses forward with the notion that i know better than professional reviewers who have been critiquing films for decades
>>53703154
if yer replying to the ivan post I thought it was in reply to the instasync post
I'm also a limmyposter 2bh
also decided to start an instasync rather than go to bed for your information
>>53703025
Impressive and you're cool
>we're an anonymous imageboard!
>we have free speech and aren't tied down to names or heavy moderation!
>we can finally have deep open discussions about topics!
>at every turn insults are thrown at every single person posting
>everyone tries to discredit other opinions though ad hominem attacks, tier lists, my opinion > your opinion and other middle school tier arguing
>you idiots get mad when sites like reddit post your content even though you claim to not care about fame or status because of anonymity
>everyone here thinks they're intelligent or better than everyone else when most of you are pseudo intellectual autistics with no friends, no emotions, no jobs, no relationships with family aside from them paying your way and having never kissed/hug/touched a woman.
>but you're better than everyone because you scored high on tests or have a high IQ and sit around telling everyone you do while the world moves on without you and these "idiots" have lives, jobs, family, experiences and enjoy themselves and become successful while you sit around arguing about this board and its content and how "superior" you are to "plebeians".
>my face when you're all deluded sheltered children with no grasp of reality.
If I ever had the chance to kill one group of people it would be 4chan users. You guys are everything wrong with society bunched up on one shitty website.
>>53703165
>>53703171
>>53703180
>>53703197
have any of you talked to a girl in real life (irL) today
>>53703203
Nah, it's not. Sometimes uni students like to get together and watch it and eat nachos and all that, but nobody really knows the significance of the teams or anything.
>>53703192
where you off to? is she fit?
>>53703227
didn't read LOL
>>53703231
my mother
>>53703231
talked to a girl i know in wow does that count? she's pretty fit
![1452987864758[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4D6BXRH.png "1452987864758[1].png")
>>we're an anonymous imageboard!
>>we have free speech and aren't tied down to names or heavy moderation!
>>we can finally have deep open discussions about topics!
>
>>at every turn insults are thrown at every single person posting
>>everyone tries to discredit other opinions though ad hominem attacks, tier lists, my opinion > your opinion and other middle school tier arguing
>>you idiots get mad when sites like reddit post your content even though you claim to not care about fame or status because of anonymity
>>everyone here thinks they're intelligent or better than everyone else when most of you are pseudo intellectual autistics with no friends, no emotions, no jobs, no relationships with family aside from them paying your way and having never kissed/hug/touched a woman.
>>but you're better than everyone because you scored high on tests or have a high IQ and sit around telling everyone you do while the world moves on without you and these "idiots" have lives, jobs, family, experiences and enjoy themselves and become successful while you sit around arguing about this board and its content and how "superior" you are to "plebeians".
>>my face when you're all deluded sheltered children with no grasp of reality.
>
>If I ever had the chance to kill one group of people it would be 4chan users. You guys are everything wrong with society bunched up on one shitty website.
>>53703219
>professional reviewers who have been critiquing films for decades
Garden State got 80+ percent on Rotten Tomatoes
>>53703223
Top lad.
>>53703231
Went on a dander with a girl on new years.
>>53703203
It's shown on BBC but its always on too late for anyone to watch it
calming down however my hands are still shaky
>>53703144
Kinda
>>53703147
It was bollocks
The story was shit
The ending was shit
The twists were shit
The locations were shit
It was full of forced callbacks to memey quotes
And above all else, the acting was diabolical
>>53703255
LOL
>>53703231
well it's 2am now so not in the last 2 hours haha, but 'yesterday' i did
>>53703231
yes at dominos when i went to collect my pizza haha
she was qt
>a nice white girl working in a kitchen full of pakis
"accidental" drunk texting is literally the best way to get chix
prove me wrong
>>53703251
will you leave already?
@53703273
stupid opinion kill yourself
>>53703284
JOY
>>53703227
haha too long BITCH BOY
look at all that text haha you think ive got time for that? ive gotta change out of these coffee stained sweaties
>>53703281
haha alri jordan *spits into the air then catches it in my mouth* yeah you could say that
>>53703278
i-i know her in real life too
Just got back from work lads, how are we all doing tonight?
