one hour edition
Mugi
fucking hate it when I'm trying to britpost and people keep calling me for drugs
crayon pop
>>53698177
>Not a paki free edtition
shame
HUZZAH!
Korean popular music
>>53698229
life's a struggle
In the name of Allah and his messenger Muhammad, delete this thread.
halo
>>53698229
literally this
me and the lads
Told the gf why she's stupid in great detail today lads.
>>53698262
allah and his messenger muhammad can both go fuck themselves tbqhwymf
>>53698284
autism relapse
haha imagine the shitposting if /brit/ was around during WW1
>>53698264
helo
darts is shit
>allah and his messenger muhammad can both go fuck themselves tbqhwymf
reminder that it doesn't matter what you say if you're good looking
>>53698317
just been bombed aha x
>I'm a student
literally translated as
>I paid the government £30,000 for a piece of paper which says i can do thing
"Yeah i'll have big mac meal and a sprite please" - Me, ordering from you at maccie d's after you graduate
>>53698356
it's alright to play with the lads at the pub for a laff, but it's boring as fuck to watch on tv
FEET
E
E
T
me on the far right
>>53698389
epIC!
>>53698350
no
halo
A mad collection of top quality tunage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He78FYyaCYQ
>>53698284
>random add
haha ffs this was life before tinder
hello i watch sports
>>53698389
bet you're neet
get fucked wayne
>>53698415
no
helo
>>53698374
>posting my private conversations
not cool m8
>>53698438
spastic cunt
>>53698317
me on the right
>>53698374
>being attractive helps you pull women
fucking hell einstein, what next?
>>53698254
Tay Tay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRAi43RE-NU
FIVE
LONG
YEARS
took an etizolam
>>53698463
>wayne turns out to be a bender
>literally gets fucked
Taylor Swift is overrated ugly shite.
FACT.
>>53698527
my nigga
>>53698438
>ASMR isn't a sexual thing
lel she is like one of the most popular asmr youtubers
Feel sick lads
>>53698411
me in the middle
Is there literally ANYTHING worse than couples who go to museums?
They get in the way fucking constantly
They don't look at anything there (they just go there to tongue the face off each other)
FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING TROGLODYTES I WANT TO VIEW THE COLLECTION IN PIECE WITHOUT HAVING TO MOVE AWAY FROM YOU RETARDS CONSTANTLY AS YOU POINT TO SOMETHING "pretty cool" EVERY 60 SECONDS OR SO FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>53698527
was such a shit game
#SUPPORTTZUYU
#PROTECTTZUYU
I wish i was from some irrelevant yet comfy country
>>53698389
t. manager at jjb
>>53698564
dance isn't a sexual thing either you spoon
>>53698570
>PIECE
![1452988876255[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/viUyidA.jpg "1452988876255[1].jpg")
sweets and crisps
>took an etizolam
>>53698598
you're half there with the irrelevancy lad
>>53698570
literally asking my gf right now if she wants to go to the museums in the future
>>53698570
this post is why i still post on /brit/ t.bh
I would personally like to nominate a group of hyperactive kids, fuck off
>>53698557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp3sxC7oVhk
i'd prefer if you called me something else other than ''nigga'' I'll have you know I'm quite racist
>>53698598
aus seems pretty comfy tho
>>53698549
yeah, but you and most men would still fuck her given the chance
i'll do it lads
i'll fucking do it
is anyone drinking at home tomorrow night
>>53698570
I'll go with you lad
Where abouts are you
>>53698570
I never talk with my gf in the cinema, and if she starts to talk to me, i tell her to shut up. she gets bored in some films and starts trying to give me head and shit. i always tell her to fuck off
>>53698651
i want her to milk me
>>53698539
alri west midlands
Having a Kinder Bueno
What is british """"""""""""culture""""""""""""?
like all other countries have a clear defined culture, for example russia :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBqlfKtqTgc
But what is british """"""""""""""""culture""""""""""""""?
>>53698652
drinking later on must allow opportunity for oxidization
>The only difference between crocodile and alligators are a slightly different snout shape and an enlarged 4th tooth
>Classed as two different species
>But white people and black people aren't
Marina Lambrini Diamandis
>>53698647
Unbearable sweltering heat for 75% of the year aint comfy lad
t. Australia pro
>>53698651
I'd only """"""""""""""""""fuck"""""""""""""""""" her for the story
she's a horse-face plank who can't sing and writes shit songs for shit people
>>53698598
>want to play an irrelevant yet comfy country in hoi3
>play australia as it fits half the criteria by being comfy
>get invaded by Japan
FUCK
>>53698677
Morris dancing
>>53698652
>drinking on the day of our lord and saviour
>>53698677
morris dancing as an equivalent
>>53698677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZjLATAUwao
>>53698652
why
>>53698720
good lad
>>53698708
>she's a horse-face plank who can't sing and writes shit songs for shit people
Agreed
>>53698698
Go to Tasmania
ky where the fuck have you got to
>>53698677
lmao that video is literally the equivalent of MORRIS DANCING you fucking nonce haha
>ywn go to a museum with a gf
>>53698675
good lad
>>53698657
london
i go to a new one every weekend, but couples are seriously putting me off.
just leave me in PEACE.
>>53698647
too hot
>>53698682
you are beneath sticky bits of popcorn on the cinema floor
out of my sight
>>53698751
>>53698720
i was going to tonight but i forgot
>>53698674
nope
>>53698677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V72qxbTu5ao&t=45s
Culture isn't just define by folk music and dancing either laddy. Just because British culture dominates the world and much has been appropriated, doesn't mean it's not ours.
reminder about that thing you forgot
Shaved my cock today
>>53698539
they're pretty decent aren't they lad
![1452989209821[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BGOe10Q.jpg "1452989209821[1].jpg")
>>53698672
what dreams are made of
>>53698778
>PEACE
>>53698687
crocodiles and alligators are 2 different genuses but also two different branches of their order my man.
crocodiles are to alligators, what we are to like lemurs or bushbabies or something, probably even more distant 2bh.
>>53698677
>that
>russian dancing
this is breakdancing you ukrainian trash
>>53698716
>>53698732
>>53698733
>>53698767
s-sorry, i-i wasn't born in britain
>>53698802
told my gf i loved her for the 12th time today
>>53698803
It feels good doesn't it
>>53698687
just got done for off roading on private lands lads haha
gonna try and do us in for criminal damage because we drove over a mound of dirt hahaha
fucking mental night so far, what about yours anon?
awoops drunk text a girl last night
>>53698647
Fuck off
>>53698669
FONT
>>53698638
FONT, and stay the fuck away from the london ones you fucking vermin, i don't give a shit if you enjoy your partner's saliva.
>>53698825
jdimsa
>>53698832
if you're brown, get out of town.
>be sick
>haven't texted gf all day
>she hasn't texted me
is that weird?
was quite drunk last night lads aha
started making some weird posts
>>53698780
you literally what
ill kill you for that cunt
no thats it dont think i wont
Post a better tune than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g
HINT:You can't
>>53698716
>>53698732
>>53698733
>>53698767
>>53698799
>>53698832
haha lads we sure showed him
whats happening in one hour?
>>53698881
did the prossy ever come
>>53698423
what sports
>>53698832
if you're black, go back
>>53698846
I did it so I don't tickle my bf as I fuck him
>>53698873
gettin dat bbc
>>53698858
angry paki
>>53698888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqukWXviyew
>>53698827
>stealing my content
see you in the next life
DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE LEVY
Did anyone else ever sleep with their m8 on sleepovers
>>53698939
If I have to spend an eternity with you I'm going to live forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro
me at the club lads haha
>>53698888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwhjqdSPw5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c
>>53698883
>>53698939
making a lot of enemies
figaro figaro figaro
>>53698616
This guy
he is pointing
pointing at me
>>53698888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvF8h4AIXTc
>>53698902
long story that involves a lot of drink driving
one i booked didn't answer the phone when i got there aha ended up phoning some romanian at the last minute aha
>>53698959
[ignites lightsaber] you most certainly wont
You know what I don't get?
"Man wanking onto print out image of female celebrity" porn.
Who the fuck is getting turned on by that shit?
>>53698935
Fuck off leaf
Portsmouth 2bh
Different species of ants are more fucking similar to each other than different races of human.
But political correctness has classed us all as the same species :)
>>53698981
He wants your garlic baguette
>>53698981
no frogs
>>53698956
BUT THE LEVY WAS DRY
absolutely GOAT tune lad
i still havent seen star wars coz its fucking gay
foy
>>53698973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
>>53698284
a girl's never done that to me before
>>53699005
Same. The sight of semen makes me gag
>>53698507
Me behind the lines memeing the shit of the huns via telegraph.
>>53699005
someone no doubt
>>53698828
fukken nerd
>>53699005
Gays
The "Mountain Chicken", is a species of frog that is native to the Caribbean islands of Dominica and Montserrat.
IF YOU'LL BE MY BODYGUARD
fucking pakis amirite lads?
gonna have a shit and a shower
>>53699042
haha what r u like
kind of crashed my car last night
was driving quite fast and the brakes kind of went on me at the island
only ended up going over a grass verge and carrying on at the other side
slightly wish i'd hit a tree though
>>53699050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-KUzWNdpbg
yank?
jog on
>>53698858
I live in London :^) sorry pal
nothing personnel kid
>>53699100
absolute plonker mate
sort it out
>>53699091
u r 1 tho m8 haha
Wahey lads do you want to see some great tits?
>>53699097
CALIFORNIA WOO LADS NO MORE VIRGIN-IA
>>53699100
learn to drive you chav
>>53699146
fuck off cunt
>>53699128
paki
>>53699148
who are you wales
>>53699100
Did a bit of a skid at a roundabout the other day haha
Went fully sideways but I pulled it off and got it going straight again. Looked proper Tokyo drift.
>>53699146
it better not be birds you fucking dick
>>53699137
haha what am i like
>>53699129
life's a madness la
not built for this
euthanise me
>why yes I most certainly use extra flags
>>53699204
tried death; didn't like it
>>53697448
>William the Orange
>extra flags
>>53699215
Will you please just stop.
>>53698958
I'll take that as no then lads hehe
>tfw the appeal of neetdom is wearing off and I get anxious when the week starts
Help me bros ;_;
>>53699203
how many places did you bomb today you crazy muzzie hhaha
>>53699203
a paki haha
what subreddit is this?
>>53699266
I've never even BEEN to a sleepover
>Will you please just stop.
villa should have beat leicester but got refballed
bit fuming about this ngl
http://furthestcity.com/city.php?ID=DUNEDIN_NEW_ZEALAND
this is the furthest away city for me lads
Its snowing in berkshire lads!
>>53699277
including or excluding yer nan's fanny? lol
>>53699278
hahaha good one!
>>53699200
>Looked proper Tokyo drift.
going to sleep lads
good night
do you guys bring laptops to class?
>>53699255
>hamilcuck
Listening to anime remixes lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4CCCGYyn30
Dango, dango, dango, dango
Dango, dango, daikazoku
Dango, dango, dango, dango
Dango, daikazoku
Yancha na Yaki dango
Yasashii an dango
Sukoshi yumemigachi na
Tsukimi dango
Osumashi goma dango
Yotsu ko kushi dango
Minna minna awasete
Hyakunin kazoku
Akachan dango wa itsumo
Shiawase no naka de
Toshiyori dango wa me o hosometeru
Nakayoshi dango te o tsunagi ooki
Na marui wa ni naru yo
Machi o tsukuri dango boshi no ue
Minna de waraiau yo
Usagi mo sora de te o futte miteru
Dekkai otsuki-sama
Ureshii koto kanashii koto mo
Zenbu marumete
(Piano solo)
Nakayoshi dango te o tsunagi ooki
Na marui wa ni naru yo
Machi o tsukuri dango boshi no ue
Minna de waraiau yo
Usagi mo sora de te o futte miteru
Dekkai otsuki-sama
Ureshii koto kanashii koto mo
Zenbu marumete
Dango, dango, dango, dango
Dango, dango daikazoku
Dango, dango, dango, dango
Dango daikazoku
Dango, dango, dango, dango
Dango, dango daikazoku
Dango, dango, dango, dango
Dango daikazoku
>>53699291
Fuck off
>>53699293
No friends? Or did your parents not let you?
>Will you please just stop.
>>53699291
/r/pakilovers
>using extraflags in 2016
dare one of you man try get loud
some argentinian girl just commented on my interpals profile pic
>>53699332
terrible post
>>53699291
/r/RedditFlags
>>53699323
i dont understand, this is most irregular
nighty night if so
>>53699306
villa's goal was a blatant handball, you can't just control it with your arm
they did deserve a pen though so it works out
>>53699326
Yes about 2/3rds of the time, but it generally means I pay less attention and take worse notes lmao. Only to lectures, not seminars.
night
>Why yes I post images of grown men wearing funny hats on a Shekels exchange Zionist forum
>>53699320
>good one
unlike pakis haha
>>53699382
t. Child rapist
tummy troubles again
>>53699345
I had no inclination to ask, the thought never crossed my mind as something that I would like to do
>>53699326
no because mine is a piece of shit that gets really loud
>Of course I use extra flags. How else will people know that it's me posting?
I hate unconsciousness, materialism, the educational system, politicians in general (very few exceptions), fanatics, groupies, steroids, soldiers, police men
>>53699306
-u
>>53699332
not gonna cry, not gonna cry
>>53699296
>>53699352
>>53699310
Dunedin as well, conveniently the Edinburgh of the South
>>53699413
good
>>53699371
t. graham poll
>>53698229
Genuinely know this feeling haha
gonna eat some saussies on a burger bun hahahaha xD
wot am i loyk
>tfw wearing comfy new pyjamas, drinking hot chocolate, laying in bed on 4chan listening to a bit of Eno
So fucking glad I live on my own, imagine having to share your space with another human being when you could have this bliss instead.
>>53699401
haha m8 you're on fire
are you a standup comedian or something?
>>53699382
semi-rare
my dad goes on a lot of business trip there, instead of a conference leaflet they always give him some tablet with it all loaded on lel rich cunts
>>53699432
paki, or paki loving lefty tosser
which is it?
>>53698651
>she wears short skirts
>I wear teeshirts
>>53699450
are you actually an arab?
>mum is starting one of her 'diets' again
ffs she does this at least 3 times a year, stays at it, eats reasonably well then goes back to her old self, which was fine by me in the first place
it's infuriating watching her buy all this exercise equipment, which she'll use once and then put in the loft, or the newest fad diet book
I genuinely feel sorry for her, which no son should have to
snagged an argie birds profile pic and commented on some brits page , what an absollte bellend hes losing it hhahaha
normans are making proper racket
>>53699440
lmao meant for this eejit
>>53699419
>>53699450
I'm a sitdown comedian, wahey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBosAirL8ds
favourite musician lads? mine is KSI
>why yes I do pretend to be from meme countries on 4chan by way of proxy
How do I go otter mode lads
Why does the media make such a big deal about ISIS when the bankers are doing things that are much worse?
>>53699452
>semi-rare
N E W
E
W
i used to britpost all the time a couple of months back
>>53699320
including of course lad haha x
>>53699435
>crying at Clannad.
Only ARIA has made me cry before
>>53699450
>you're on fire
I don't know about him, but you'll soon be
Why do some people just talk and talk so much?
Just shut up for a bit ffs
>>53699448
how do you cope with the soul crushing loneliness? I know I can't hahahaha
>>53699490
>ft JME
wadda fugg
>>53699450
im a paki so im actually a blow up comedian haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEcjgJSqSRU
toss me an upvote
oneitis sent me a kissy face lads
tuck me in? :3
>>53699505
yeah so why have you come back you paki cunt
fuck off back to wherever you crawled from
getting too many (You)s right now so I'm just gonna leave haha
>>53699505
i've been on here for over 2 years t.bh, just don't go on consistently
>>53699505
russian lad? or the other lad
making a voodoo doll in the likeness of the gooky popchild
