category 5 gaijuns edition
crayon pop
Maisie
>>53687361
Striker Eureka, the ultimate shitposting machine.
Redpill me on K-on
so this is a map of white people. what would you change?
>>53687370
those are syrians you cretinous mong
>>53687383
how does it make you feel that everyone in the commonwealth can vote here when they get a residence (all poo in the loo students can vote in the referendum)
watching toy story lads
ask me anything
Why are people that vape so fucking obnoxious
Some cunt doing it in the computer lab in the library and it's making the entire place smokey or whatever the fuck comes out of those mouth fedoras and it stinks as well
Fuck off do it outside you cunt
EU nation > UK nation
>unironically wanting to be a small fry cuckolded by american imperialism
>not supporting the rising european super state, the only country of sufficient population and economic mass to counter american advances
>In a new NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll published Thursday, Trump reached his highest number yet in that survey.
>The poll found that Trump was the top choice of 33% of Republican primary voters.
>That gave him a 13-point lead over the No. 2. Republican, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), who had 20% support.
Can't stump the trump.
>I'm a student
literally translated as
>I got £30,000 in debt for a certificate that says i can do thing
"Hi, do you have any footballs in stock?" me, talking to you as the JJB manager
>Iranians
>not white
>>53687514
Fuck off paki
Tay Tay to be honest
redpill me ;_;
>>53687497
Doesnt bother me desu. Wish we had stronger ties with the Commonwealth
>>53687538
I wasn't sold on this meme but the fact you are changing the dialogue on the last line each time you post it is making me warm to it. good work
https://youtu.be/D891gkTBpF8
>I wasn't there to bow down to Kyary
;_;
post the waifus lads
if there was freedom of movement migrants wouldn't need to ask before getting in here from france or germany.
don't say they don't.
we can refuse to take immigrants as it is and they're camping at calais, not dover
>>53687540
THey're Syrian you cunt and we know Irans are a bit white, they're the first indo-europeans after all
>>53687265
>for that
>trade
well because the way in which trade works, being part of a union ensures that your government or their government cannot enforce trade barriers such as quotas or tariffs or subsidise industries (giving them the ability to beat your native industries on price through rent seeking). Similarly being in a union ensures some level of standardisation which again removes a barrier to trade.
>migration and travelling
because if we left the EU, they would want to retaliate and probably make it difficult for us to go anywhere (Unlike Switzerland which never joined in the first place, but still sort of follows the EU's lead in a round-abouts way). We'd probably have to get a visa just to go on holiday to france. I mean ffor me personally I'm qualified enough to go to Europe under a visa scheme or whatever, but I would lose out alot of benefits like healthcare subsidies, if we left the EU and I went to try and work there 2bh
>>53687514
>Wants to be in EU
>Hates America
Muslim confirmed
>>53687575
*puts red pill on bellend*
*forces your head*
>>53687417
Yeah it lasts absolutely ages. You could have difficulty falling asleep tonight (I know I did my first time). This is why it's good to have benzos on hand.
In the end I had to take .25mg clonaz to fall asleep.
>picked one day delivery on friday
>it MIGHT come on sunday
>amazon
>>53687575
Nothing matters at all in the grand scheme of things because we live in a tiny fraction of universal time and our existence is insignificant so don't whatever the fuck you want.
why are normos obsessed with saying rip to paul walker
>>53687417
might be you weren't doing anything
like it might have been better if you were out and about with your mates
What is the most beta thing you have ever done lads?
I wrote a 4000 word essay on French history for a girl just so I could talk to her.
>>53687575
Ultimately nothing matters and hedonism is best way to live
stay in your villages, cumskins. we rule the cities now.
>>53687514
rasheed
Watching Merlin lads
I want to lick Katie Mcgraths arsehole
whats up with thailads link
>>53687621
Who gives a shit about you working in europe or not? Fuck off.
>>53687633
economic alliances with the yanks are one sided, EU was the only side strong enough to put up the necessary precautions. Dave would have bowed his head and started sucking
RIP Paul Walker
>>53687682
A girl was trying to give me a wank in a coffe shop and I said stop because people might see.
>Och aye ah doo hail from Scotland!
>>53687603
why do they always have a random idjit gurning in the corner
reminder
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
How many ISIS members joined to compensate for:
1) repressed homosexuality
2) being a manlet
3) small penis
4) pooskin
>>53687452
>Armenia
>white
Tajiks are pretty white
>>53687417
went out for a walk in the park, listened to music, watched some david attenborough docs
i imagine it would be more fun at a festival or something probably
>>53687682
when I was in 8th grade I a crush on a girl, and I talked to her a lot. Then she asked me to get my friends number
>>53687479
They can't retaliate as they can't make up one off exceptions and not allowing us free movement would fuck ireland up more than us
We would only leave the EU not the european economic community lol
>>53687802
>Tajiks are pretty white
nope
t. kazakh
>>53687718
he was unable to maintain his server while he was chained to a bed in bangkok
>>53687726
America isn't the one literally trying to take our national sovereignty away.
No im not gay i fuck bitches on bitches
pull it out suck on my private
there is literally nothing gay about feminine penises
>supporting the EU
rasheed
>Islam is incompatible with Western values
>>53687788
Probably most of the westerns who joined them, but probably not many people from the middle east
>>53687833
cant refute this
Why is she so perfect?
#ProtectTzuyu
>Meanwhile Venezuela's president, Nicolas Maduro, reshuffled his cabinet. Luis Salas, a left-wing sociologist who does not think that printing money causes inflation, will be in charge of economic policy.
kek
KEK
>if you disagree with me you are a paki
>>53687829
you're the lad with a paki surname
>ride to the cinema in my two wheeler this morning
>shoved a bag of Hershey Bars up my ass last night so I can bring them
>"that'll be $15.00 plus tip, and also the singles charge, so the total comes to $41.00"
>they raised the price of the showers to $5.00 per person
>leave my anvil outside the steam room
>put it under my shoes so no steals it
>steam room crab leg cooker appears to be broken
>walkie-talkie the attendant to come fix it
>begrudgingly leave the showers still wet
>come back out
>anvil missing, shoes gone
>"Sorry, sir, but the thief had a girlfriend, so we had to let him go."
>sadface.jpg
>finally go to the cinema anyways
>sit in the very back close to the ketchup dispensers
>step on something sticky with my barefeet
>feels gross man
>take out my notepad and start taking notes of the commercials
>movie starts
>lights go out
>take out my Hershey Bars
>about 1/4th of the movie in, really enjoying this
>guard tower spotlights shine down on me
>"Sir, what are thooooooose?"
>All the couples start laughing at me
>ive been eating my own poop shit this whole time
>run out
>slip on the sticky substance earlier
>it was piss from the last group to watch the movie
>go home crying
>two wheeler has been stolen
>im forced to walk bare foot 100 miles back to where I live
>>53687829
>Kazakh
>wants to tell me who is white
Stop right now chinky Borat
>>53687885
dat doujin where she fucks Ritsu's little bro
have got torrent encryption on and Sky keeps throttling my connection
Help lads
>>53687895
ugly git
>>53687895
PRB
>>53687780
Same reason pewdiepie fucks about in the corner of his videos I suppose.
Why is like LITERALLY every couple on every advert interracial
Gettin real tired if this meme
literally have never met a muslim in my life. Are they as bad as they seem?
>>53687935
link
>>53687923
kazakhs are chinks not pakis
>>53687900
Isn't Venezuela that country that Corbyn says is a paragon of socialism?
*takes a cheeky photo*
>>53687961
That's the future lad
sloogs
>>53687972
literally yes
all of them
https://twitter.com/commienick/status/684488578622164992
jasmine advocates communism and doesn't know about the US embargo of cuba
>>53687936
Get a seedbox
>>53687821
>They can't retaliate as they can't make up one off exceptions
yes they can.
>free movement
we exogenously have a treaty with ireland, so they wouldn't be affected.
>EEC
doesn't exist anymore lol
Nunquam vidi tam autism iuxta
munching on some maryland biscuits
>>53687972
I've only met one who owned a food truck, but American mussies are generally more well behaved than their european counterparts. honestly a good portion of the mussie acts here are done by fresh converts
>>53687972
Never met the type who want Sharia since they rarely go outside of their community. Never had a problem with younger Muslims they seem alright mostly. partially a meme imo
>Hello would you like to be an independent country
>"No"
EU referendum will be Scotcucks all over again.
>>53688040
same
communism: free healthcare, free college, labour rights, doesn't invade countries in the third world
>>53687361
can you use the one where I am not black thanks
>>53687742
Ye cud dae wi a bit mair lairnin o Scots
>be me
>go to Japan
>overweight, crown baldness with ponytail
>doesn't matter because I'm white
>walk down Meiji Dori in Shinjuku
>feel something tugging on my cape
>turn around
>it's a 10/10 AKB-tier j-honey
>"E-excuse me, you are.. American?" she says in broken English
>"Hai, ore-sama wa Amerika-jin desu" I reply
>"Woooow, American! Sooo coooool!"
>she gives me sex eyes
>takes me by the hand
>leads me to a love hotel
>I think you know what happens now
>"Hee hee thanks, Anon-sama"
>she keeps my fedora as omiyage and inhales my scalp scent deeply, her knees quivering
>"I will never forget you Anon-sama"
>"whatever, bitch"
>getting hungry after all that freaky, passionate sex
>Saved up a bunch of my Good Boy Points for the trip and the exchange rate is favorable because the yen is weak
>go to a 3 star Michelin restaurant (Tokyo has a lot of those)
>No tendies, just a bunch of fish bullshit
>yell at the chef because there are no tendies
>"gomenasai, Amerikajin-sama"
>He bows deeply
>He goes to the kitchen and commits sudoku with a kitchen knife
>I leave without paying
God I love Japan.
>>53687942
well its bloody soft
>>53688085
dont have that one on comp
>>53688068
teenage muslim gangs are a menace desu
the irony of using "tweeting from an iphone" to slander communists is that communism means an end to scarcity. everyone's got iphones
>>53688079
if it wasn't for the pro degenerate and pro immigrant/mudslime part of socialism, i'd be a socialist
>>53687993
Yes, Corbyn said he wants to emulate Venezuela.
Wew fucking lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob-qmfvnQVo
reminder to not race mix. If you really must race a non-white, adopt one
[they/them] Black non-binary writer. Intersect. feminist. Virgo. Queer in love. http://cash.me/$ApolloEnki ; support my writing! #BlackPower #TransLivesMatter
>>53688194
only non-white i race is lewis tbqh
>>53687813
You didn't take enough.
400ug is incredible. Moments of epihanies, major nostalgia from childhood and crying tears of happiness and joy
>>53688035
>EEC doesn't exist anymore
mean the EEA t.bh
>we have a treay with ireland
won't count when that area is know as the 'the european union federal province of ireland'
>yes they can
that would be incredibly petty
>says heavy snow here atm
>nothing happening outside
>>53688194
too late desu. im black and have a white gf
Im not ghetto though
>>53687361
reminder
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
>>53688144
Think memes might become reality if a true meme leader like Corbyn gets elected desu
I dropped my bag of shrooms up the mountain and couldn't find it again.
Gutted.
>>53688237
>incredibly petty
welcome to the world of trade-diplomacy.
hope david haye gets battered
>>53688244
iim in yorkhire and its snowing heavy
>be me
>go to India
>plane lands
>as its landing, it starts sliding around like an automobile on an icey road
>the pilot comes on the speakers
>"Roger, we've now landed in Mumbai"
>Step out of the plane
>foot lands in some shit
>whole runway is covered in shit
>realize the we didn't land at an airport at all, but one of India's designated shitting streets
>realize the pilot was Indian himself and didn't even know how to fly an aeroplane
>start trudging through the poop to get to a cafe
>order some curry
>I can hear the cooks getting whipped as they make it
>servant boy brings it out
>his hand is covered in blood
>BONG
>"What's that?" I ask
>"OI, ITS BONG O CLOCK MATE!" servant boy tells me
>giant picture of the Queen is displayed on Mumbai skycrapers
>the servant boy with the bloody hands runs to the streets and gets down prone like he is praying to Mecca, his face down in the shit
>30 minutes later he hasn't moved
>Indian krankenwaggeon rushes him to the hospital
>realize the driver is the same pilot of my airplane
>realize its not because they all look the same
>never got my curry
Feels bad man
we read up on revival
we stand up for the lookout
>>53688263
>leicester drawing villa
for fucks sakes
incel for almost 2 years now lads
help
>>53688331
>be American
>get shot
Cant wait to act smug on /brit/ when everyone decides to stay in the EU
>>53688257
Will Britain embrace the meme?
>>53688326
>tfw had to leave Yorkshire and come back South for university
>>53688331
didnt read fatarse
I FUCKING HATE MY BORING LIFE AT UNIVERSITY, WANT TO LEAVE AND DO SOMETHING ELSE OTHER THAN EDUCATION!
What type of hairstyles/cuts do girls find attractive?
>>53688315
again
>watched haye v klitschko even though I never watch boxing because it was so hyped up
>complete and utter disappointment
>>53688371
>everyone
>>53688371
There's little to no chance of a no vote.
Nobody can claim the status quo is a complete disaster, whilst the uncertainty involved in a brexit is very significant.
>>53688194
I'm mixed race and I don't have a fucking clue why these amerilards are complaining.
They're acting like they have no mates and can't get a job because they are mix race
>>53688416
tight buzz cut if you're sufficiently jacked
Work at Starbucks
AMAMA
>>53688469
there's the door, wog
Faugh A Ballagh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zla_v-7uEXs
>housemate melted the plastic handle of my pot
>she put the pot with food in it in the oven
>i stopped her once before and told her not to but she did it again
lads what do i do im enraged.
rasheed
Cuba has the best health service in the world, highest literacy rate, low unemployment & no homelessness
>>53688469
fuck off paki
>>53688469
you're not welcome here shitskin
>>53688469
They're mostly just mad that no one gives a shit. They should just make it so you're whatever race your mom was
>>53687895
is that summer glau
>>53688524
None of these things are true.
>>53688416
Ponytail
>>53688517
poo in the pot
gonna do rowing for cardio lads
>>53688498
t. alberto barista
>starbucks
>UK
nah...
>>53688424
>Wlad fights
he's the most dull and uninspiring boxer ever
The fact that he lost to Tyson fucking Fury should tell you all you need to know about the man
making a mod for dawn of war
>>53688248
Why are you posting in /brit/ if you aren't even an American with british heritage desu
>>53688551
but my mum is mixed race too
and so is her mum
and her mum
and I'm pretty sure her mum is
>competing in a halo 5 1v1 tournament right
>first round i win e Z p Z
>second round's against a pro
>if i win third round's against pro
yelp
looks like i'm gonna get beaten live on stream with 100's of people watching
FFS
Is Dunkin Donuts a thing in england like it is in New England?
I can't believe the green party wants to out breed all white people
>>53688517
She's been watching too much TV
pro chefs always seem to put pans & pots in the oven, they have metal handles and they always use a rag to carry them.
>>53688248
we're not really bothered about you dating fat women lad
http://en.cihan.com.tr/en/incest-and-legitimacy-1982264.htm
According to Turkey's head of Islam it is fine to fuck your daughter as long as she is under 9 years old. If she is over 9 then it invalidates your marriage.
>>53688531
>>53688548
>tfw would be considered white in the US
>people point out that I'm quite dark here
>>53688637
just ask yourself what he would do
>>53688511
Minimi BFAs look ridiculous, ngl
>making a mod for dawn of war
>>53688637
nobody gives a shit about your manchild games faggot
Is there a shadow government controlling everything? Or is every countries leadership who incompetent that bad things are an inevitable result?
>>53688517
lmao what is she like x
Poleaboo is really looking forward to tomorrow
Tomorrow is going to be the day
>>53688355
Poleaboo is glad City will win the league but he'd rather they won the CL
>>53688647
wish I was good looking
I'm mixed race and dating a Mexican American girl
AMA
mummys on her way to the chippy to get me a chicken burger and large chips
little brother came home from school the other day and said that his teacher told the class that UKIP wants to kick out anyone who's not white
fucking hell how deluded are leftists...
>>53688672
fuck off paki
>>53688673
Some very strange Dutch people
wouldberry
>>53688655
yes i even told her 'look that one has a metal handle that you can therefore use to put in the oven or you can even use my skillet to put stuff in the oven, but the plastic is going to melt'
and she paid 0 heed because she's on of those people who thinks they knows best.
>>53688706
New England has the most handsome athletes in the world, no need to be jealous of them
>lisicki shitpostig in /tmo/
Take him back
>>53688615
what are you mixed with? paki, gook, or nigger? or are you one of those non-white mixes, like gook+paki?
>>53688723
I made two chicken burgers with spicy mayo myself the other day, just as good as the spicy chicken burgers at the chipper desu
>>53688711
fuck off paki
>>53688517
In my first year of university there was an Austrian girl living in the same section of housing who put a tin of beans in the microwave. Suffice to say she was too rich to have ever cooked for herself before.
>>53688766
>paki, gook, or nigger?
why are Americans so racist? no wonder Trump's so popular baka senpai
>>53688750
She must be a literal moron if she doesn't see the issue with putting plastic in an oven and/or can't see that a handle is made of plastic.
>>53688766
dad is white, both of my mum's parents are Anglo-Indian. Her dad's skin tone is more Anglo than Indian, her mum's skin tone is more Indian than Anglo
>>53688758
Tom Brady is one of the most handsome men on the planet right now. Hard to believe he settled for a BR with a man face
PAKIS OUT
>>53688685
They're based lad like CQB submachine guns
>>53688798
I'm not a paki though
literally 100% British
>>53688820
paki detected
>>53688820
rasheed
>>53688763
why do you think he doesnt come here anymore
>>53688820
It's part of my culture you bigot
>>53688825
she's from africa, she's never used a tin opener before 2bh.
some how she's managed to get into a top 10 uni, and some how she reckons that all these little bits of advise i'm giving her like 'don't put plastic in the oven, or dont use a knife as a tin opener' seem to go over her head
>>53688848
>mfw Tom stole the only Brazilian QT
jajaja
>>53688859
What mixture are you then?
>>53688859
>i'm mixed race
>i'm 100% British
pick one
>>53688848
He fell for the super models are hot meme
>>53688647
There is one in Manchester. Never been but i knew a girl who would never shut up about it
>>53688833
>Anglo-Indian
what do you mean by this?
Question: If I join the army, will they let me dual wield lever-action shotguns and use a 200-fold genki steel katana as a side-arm?
watching take me out is like injecting ebola into your 3rd eye
>>53688859
>mixed race
>100% British
lol
fuck off paki
you will never, ever, EVER be british
>>53688745
shut the fuck up you stupid motherfucker ill kill your entire family and make you watch.
actually ill kill them one by one and make every single other member of your family watch as their family dies because of you
>>53688848
Gazelle is just a bear, everybody knows Brady and Edelman are really a couple
>>53688885
About 2 hours
>tfw mixed race irish/english
p-please don't discriminate against me i am a proud british man!
>>53688950
Only if you join the SAS or the Medical corps
>>53688647
dunkin donuts is grim my man, krispy kremes or supermarket donuts ngl
paki surname lad here
AMA
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12103359/German-finance-minister-proposes-EU-wide-petrol-tax-to-pay-for-refugee-costs.html
Germans want a new tax to pay for increased immigration that will be EU wide and be on petrol.
Will you support it brit/pol/?
>>53688934
No shit I live in Manchester in New England and just mad a Dunkin run.
I respect you guys a little bit more now
@53689014
how many (You)s do you want to get with posting this every day?
>>53688973
Why are all the """""""""""""""""""""good""""""""""""""""""""" QBs gay?
>>53688609
Good lad
>>53688855
I know what they are, I've fired one
I'm just saying the BFA looks silly
>>53688990
I'm mixed Welsh/Irish/English, what does that make me?
Thread needs more slagposting tbqh lads
>>53688915
>>53688908
>>53688957
>mfw ethnically and genetically I am more British than people posting with union jacks
English + Scottish + Irish. I can celebrate St Pattys Day, eat Haggis, and not brush my teeth
>>53688758
American football would be better if they had more rugby rules
Like actually having to touch down
>>53689062
Are you a civ?
I don't understand who these 'people' are that buy donuts on a regular basis. How are krispy-kreme shops in business past the intiial novelty phase (2009?).
Is it literally just fatties?
>all these (You)'s
yes, good, let the racism flow through you
FYI I'm English on one side and colonial on the other
>>53689005
>krispy kremes
went out of business I thought, the only one ever near me closed at least. Pretty gud donuts but not as good as the full dunkin experience.
Supermarket donuts, at least here, are the worst garbage ever.
>>53688990
>mfw european mutt with an Italian last name
god bless this land 2bh
what's the secret behind Showbox
>>53689070
Same lad, I've also got a Scottish surname
Poleaboo is
Doing a poo,
A number two
For me and you
He records it with
His spying cam,
And sends it to
His polefu pham
His fellow employees
Found his blog
Sooner after
About the polish bog
They called him a pedo
And reported him to the police
So he removed his blog
To try and keep the peace
Being kicked out from uni
And locked up tight
He turns to /britfeel/
To hear his plight
"But wasn't I true
and wasn't I right,
to piss in milk bottles
and record people shite?"
Lowe and behold
The anons replied
"Fuck off pakiscum
I wish you had died"
So he turns to third person
And shit posts here everyday
The man of mystery Poleaboo
The one who got away
>I support the existence of the alien language interpretation machine that emits radiation and occasionally kills a few people. It may never, ever be useful, but I don't want to get rid of it.
If you think that is batshit insanity, then why are you opposed to gun control?
>>53689070
>>53688990
Irrelevant Ireland, England, Scotland and Wales all have the same genetic background.
>>53689070
a fellow mongrel who just happens to be 100% white. its ok bro
>>53689117
It's like Showbiz, but with 2 minor differences.
>>53689049
>he doesnt live in Greater Manchester
>he just lives in Manchester
baka desu. we have plenty of American stores it seems. we got a Taco bell a year or two ago not sure you would find it too different
>>53689079
rugby is boring
>>53689071
She's right proper that one is
>>53688990
>>53689070
I only have Yorkshire blood going back to at least 1890.
>>53689073
>Patty
>>53689117
ya google it
ya click it
ya download it
ya install it
ya use it
5/5 breddy gud
I have it on my phone desu
>>53689058
because they know how to handle balls
Marina~
>>53689102
here they are pretty fucking dank ngl
you can also get donuts off street vendors which are quite nice in a very different way
>>53689095
>FYI I'm English on one side and colonial on the other
>colonial
Doing an Economics essay
poleboo just wanted to say that he hates all race mixers
>>53689181
I used virustotal on it desu
said it had viruses
Don't get how they can supposedly have 1080p rips of films that are still in the cinema, that are not even on torrenting sites
How?
>>53689089
>Are you a civ?
OTC, one one of our range days we got to shoot LMGs and Glocks
>>53689149
More of this please
>>53688946
People of mixed Indian and British heritage, not people of solely Indian heritage living in the UK
>>53689170
>says someone who watches irl chess with pads
>>53689164
Yeah but Dunkins isn't really an american thing it's mostly just a new england thing, that's why I was a bit surprised.
>>53689223
bet she has really pretty feet
>I'm an American
>>53689208
She definitely swallows
>>53689183
>tfw u win a game.jpg
This guy certainly knows that feel
Heh.
;_;
>>53689273
>football
>chess
Nah son
Irish+Italian+German+Ukrainian. Think I got all the bad ones, 2bh. good thing it literally means nothing to me
>>53689261
oh so like indians with one english ancestor, who pretend to be fully english, despite being brown people.
yeah i know what you're on about.
