>be Muslim
>tell all my Muzzie friends that all the prophets before Muhammed were technically jews.
>see them get visibly angry at me
How can Muslims hate jews if the prophets were jews?
>>53668475
How can christians hate jews when Jesus was technically a jew?
>>53668532
>king of the jews
>jews don't believe in him
>>53668570
>king of the jews
>jews killed him
Reminder that true salvation only comes from Ahura Mazda, heathens will drown in rivers of molten steel
>>53668475
The majority of muslims are dumbasses. That's why.
have fun being and outlier :^^^^^^^^)
>>53668475
>>53668532
Jesus was a CHRISTIAN you Libshit
>>53668475
Why christians, jews and muslims hate each other when they all technically speaking pray the same God?
>>53668475
>>be Muslim
stopped reading there
There are christians who hate jews yet claim they love Jesus so...
>>53668869
Jesus was already dead when christianity was founded.
>>53668869
>Jesus was a CHRISTIAN
>>53668869
Are you stupid or just pretending?
>>53668869
Jesus was the original neet, he belongs to r9k
>>53668944
Jesus converted to Christianity and accepted himself as his only and true savior.
>>53668889
All semetic people are retarded, should all be genocided 2bh
>tfw Bangladesh will never be Buddhist again
Why live?
>>53668475
KOM DEG UT AV LANDET VÅRT MUSLIMAVSKUM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I said Muhammad had sex with a child and got disowned. After 4 years my parents have started letting me visit then against .
>>53668475
>>be muslim
>norway flag
>>53668889
In 100 years of solitude, a priest speculates that it's actually Satan sitting in God's throne, folling all of us ever since the beginning of time.
I actually like this image, explains a lot.
They weren't technically Jews, they were Jews. They followed the teachings of the Torah, had curly hair, and a piece of their dick cut off in the name of Hashem. Mohammed was born 1300 years after Moses received the Ten Commandments.
Judaism is like a movie that spawned two more shitty straight to video sequels.
>>53669032
you were pretty edgy back then tbqh
>>53668983
Not really, he was a delusional Jew who thought he was the messiah but fulfilled none of the requirements. He was more of a prophet like Elijah and preformed miracles and shit.
It was his followers that created a religion around him and jew Paul who worked hard to distance himself from Jews
>>53669152
He was a pedophile and it was a post online which my sister then showed to them. They confronted me and I told them I don't believe in god and especially don't agree at all with Islam.
>>53669336
He wasn't a pedophile though
Political marriage with children was perfectly normal back then
>>53669598
Marrying 6 year olds and fucking them with 9 wasn't normal even at that time.
>>53669691
are you an expert for early medieval history?
>>53669146
>tfw american admit soviets achievements
>>53669691
It has been always normal among mudslimes.
>>53668869
Who baptized him?
>>53669742
it's written in the quaran you dumbass
>>53669888
where lol
>>53669742
No I am just not by the light from Allah's butthole.
>>53669826
Mohammed was the first mudslime though
>>53669860
John the Baptist. I'm not even Christian btw, just find mythos in general interesting
>>53668475
Are you the Arabbro who posted 2 years ago about his athiesm and the fact that you gave up prayer?
You disappeared after that and I was scared.
>>53669948
nevermind,it's written in a book supposedly as important as the quaran
>
Bukhari vol. 7, #65:
"Narrated Aisha that the prophet wrote the marriage contract with her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: "I have been informed that Aisha remained with the prophet for nine years (i.e. till his death).""
>>53669801
CCCP was strong desu
>>53669860
>>53668475
What's even more fun is to remind them off that the land Israel now posses belongs to the Jews according to the Qu'ran
>>53669975
>>53670068
it's hadith. but it wasn't shocking back then, all of his friends, foes etc married with children. even younger than her.
>>53670192
Then why is it still happening today?
The Muslims believe that they were practicioners of the original Islamic faith, and that Judaism and Christianity are mere corruptions of it.
>>53670192
>b-but all the others did it too, that makes it okay!
I thought Muhammed was supposed to be the perfect moral human being. That's not much of a defence.
>>53668475
Jesus is great muslim prophet 2bh
>>53670239
Ah, yes. Islamic time goes both ways I must have forgot.
>>53670192
>wasn't shocking back then, all of his friends, foes etc married with children. even younger than her
Proofs? Did they fuck them at 9 yo too?
>>53670192
>direct word of god
>meant to be completely timeless
>"b-but it was okay back then!!"
>>53669598
Fucking children will always be wrong
>>53668475
basically they believe that everybody on earth since the beginning of times were born muslims, that if islam didn't catch on until the 7th century it was because all the previous prophets of islam who were muslim got allah's orders corrupted and twisted by men
>>53668532
Even god sacrificed him, he could only do this because he was a dirty kike
>>53670303
Russian Muslims are the best muslims. They are well educated.
We do not have any problems with muslims, here in Russia.
>>53670322
They think Adam and Eve were Muslims. To them, those other religions were later inventions.
How can Christians worship Mary when she cucked Joseph?
>>53670424
>later inventions
Earlier, but corrupted inventions
>>53670336
the only shocking event was he married with his stepsons ex-wife. after that arabs stopped adopting children
>>53670342
>direct word of god
it isn't direct word of god dingus. it's hadith. it comes via people, not quran. and it's not even only hadith about aisha's marriage.
>>53670416
Russia is probably more then 50% muslim.
>>53670520
lel stupid monkey
mary isn't worshipped
go back to sunday school
>>53670416
lol ridiculous
>>53670604
catholics worship her
>>53670567
Sorry, but that's not a proof.
>>53670717
It is all about languge.
Russian languge makes everyone Enstein.
>mfw muslims literally believe that stars are fireball ammunitions placed by allah in the sky to throw at the bad "djinns"
>>53670604
Muslims define worship in such way that they claim Catholics worship her. It's an underhanded trick, but such is that entire religion.
>>53670737
The difference between veneration and worship is made perfectly clear by catholics though.
Also veneration of mary is also done by orthodox.
>>53670737
And they are all a bunch of semi-heathens because they had to adopt so much pagan beliefs to appeal to Roman and Germanic pagans.
worship and so on
you guyz forgot who is God
God is love
worship Love
>>53671033
God is strength and victory over enemies
t. early missionaries to Germanians and Slavs
>>53671166
Da.
But in the end...IT is love.
just feel it
>>53670416
>Kadyrov.jpg
>>53669975
Tell me where to begin m8 I'm interteested in it.
Genesis was boring and noah's ark was a massive letdown, it was just one paragraph, I was expecting a long story.
>>53671342
Бoгy пoклoнятьcя пoчётнo, aнoн.
generally, you get angry when you hold an indefensible position with a billion loopholes
that's why no one gets mad when Jesus gets mocked, and muslims go mental when mohammed gets mocked.
>>53670416
chechens.jpg
>>53670239
This desu.
>God has infinite power but draws the universe with a 3D-editing program for 7 days
>presses play
>brings adam down on earth because someone eats a fruit that satan doesn't tell everybody in existence to not eat today.
>suddenly bring up the expanding universe fact
>"God isn't finished creating the universe?" (he's making mods)
>"O-O-OF COURSE NOT IT IS HIS WILL AND THAT INFLATIONARY UNIVERSE MODEL BULL ISN'T MENTIONED IN THE QURAN)"
>>53670818
>Russian languge makes everyone Enstein.
Einstein had a delay in speech during his childhood. His brain had an extra helping of gyri (more cortical mass distributed in folds) and better interhemispheric communication.
This is according to the major studies after dissection of his brain. He is not a good example
>>53670177
Oh man please show that to me.
>>53671421
Шлoмo, я pyccкий.
>>53671408
Good argument, but I believe it is mostly about us being not retarded about religion anymore but other things instead.
Why does religion have to organised and not personal?
When I was young I believed in God and went to church etc but I also believe3d in reincarnation, and I can remember a really religious family friend going NO THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENS AT ALL when I told her that I believed you can be reincarnated or stay in heaven for a while.
>>53671578
Christianity had en enlightenment Islam didn't, it's really as simple as that.
It's similar to how Hitler is vilified in Germany but Stalin is respected/simply ignored in Russia. Germany was properly denazified, Russia was never properly decommified.
>>53671652
Old indo-european religion(paganism) was infinitely superior as it allowed for much more freedom but retained some community-wide aspects(important for knitting society together).
>>53671672
True, they had tries on enlightenment though.
Like the Mutazila, but sadly the conservatice shat on it fast and hard.
Similar to how the emirate of cordoba got shanked by moors because they were to soft in islam.
Give unto cesear what is cesear's is one of the best aspects of christianity.
>>53668475
>>be Muzzie
>>Muzzie friends
>>53671720
Paganism has a bad name now thanks to stupid hippy types though ;_;
>>53671672
jag tycker om en norge flickor.
>>53668475
>be Muslim
Stopped reading
BRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT
>>53668978
But He didn't kill a lot of people before he died; being killed by government.
>>53671720
Yeah, it was pretty liberal.
Ктo cпacёт этoт миp?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBDc2pDQgVg
>>53671652
>Why does religion have to organised and not personal?
Because the invalidity of religion is intolerable if you submit your worldly existence to these archaic rules..and the outcome is a waste of time...And even worse if you're alone and others aren't doing the same.
>>53671944
Religion shouldn't be about validity or rules. It should be about finding your place in the universe, finding peace and all that stuff.
>>53671761
>ceasar
>ceasar
>ceasar
It's Caesar 2bh.
>give unto Caesar
That's the main difference between Christianity and Islam. Islam started from "the top" and Christianity from "the bottom".
Islam was always meant to be dominating and Christianity to be subservient. This aspect of it had to be heavily modified though when they were to convert the Germanians who were all very warlike and independent-minded.
>>53669006
>>53668475
This. Fuck off and die muzzie
>>53671874
Jag med Jarmo, jag med.
>>53671910
You can see it in how pagans could casually start worshipping new gods, they just assigned them a new place in the pantheon.
I haven't believed in God or Islam for a few years now. Should I tell my parents? I've even had a gf for over a year now which is a big nono.
>>53672083
Depends, will they kill you for being an Apostate?
>>53671999
>>53672081
It also helped that Balder was Jesus like as fuck.
>>53671994
>It should be about finding your place in the universe, finding peace and all that stuff.
It should be substituted by proper science until verifiable and reproducible evidence of God's existence presents itself.
We are, according to the Big Bang, the product of the rapid expansion of an infinitely small and infinitely dense point and roughly 150,000-90,000 years of constant adaptation to our environment.
Its a more integral framework than religion is, and by far.
>>53671943
'no'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9AMtUeyDP0
>>53668475
>Norway
>Muslim
Uhhhh.. . . .
>>53672193
Not impossible that he as a god was heavily inspired by Christian beliefs.
Also the whole Balder creating a new world after Ragnarök is very Christian.
>>53672202
Why did you bring science up though? Why doe science and religion have to be against each other? If you believe in the forest spirit or w/e I don't see how that interferes with anything science related.
It's only organised religion created by men that does this because they make shitty books with rules and saying THIS happened even though it's bollocks.
I don't understand it
>NO GOD MADE THE UNIVERSE IN 7 DAYS
Why don't they believe that God created the big bang?
>>53672330
Might actually very well be.
>>53672202
On a related note, the discussion about where we came from and what our purpose is has long since moved away from clerics and most philosophers who don't care about the empirical and rehash the words of great thinker from the past.
Instead mainly physicans and some philosophers combine verifiable knowledge and scientific theories with already existing thought schools to create new models of the world and possible answers.
There is no need for religion at all.
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fuck your semitic religions
>>53672631
Santeira is heavily influenced by christianity though.
>>53672469
There's still the afterlife though.
>>53672876
Is there?
>>53672948
Well that's a massive part of religion.
>>53672992
Yes and people belief in it because it is reassuring.
That's pretty much it
>>53672992
Not necessarily. Afaik classical Judaism basically didn't have an afterlife. I know Finnish paganism's after"life" was basically lying around sleeping in a cold cave.
Norse paganism's afterlife was that you went to Hel no matter what you did except if you was a great warrior then you might get to come to Asgård/Vanaheim.
>>53673104
true, isn't the Jewish afterlife just a dreamless sleep?
We Muslims don't hate Jews
We do hate Zionists though, but Zionists can be Jews or Christian or even atheist
>be me
>too kafir for muzzies
>too muzzie for kafirs
>>53673274
That's what sheol is, eventually they started whining about having no afterlife and that's when the messiah shit came about.
so it's dreamless sleep until the trve messiah returns
>>53673363
wow its almost like your religion is a joke and you should believe in something else
>>53673352
>We Muslims
>>53673274
dreamless sleep after you die is called death anon
>>53673473
True, sounds comfy desu.
>tfw whether there's an afterlife or not my dad is at peace
>>53673444
Explain
>>53673557
convert into buddhism
>>53673473
>>53673545
eternal nothingness sounds really creepy to me
>>53668475
>Muhammed were technically jews
And jews were me in my former lifes. So bow down to your master king now gawd damn madafaks
>>53674439
you ''were'' in the nothingness before you were born if that makes you feel better
>>53668475
>tell all my Muzzie friends
for shame
>>53674439
You won't exist so you won't care.
>>53668475
I don't know, some Christians had no problem hating Jews despite that Jesus, Mary, the apostles, and most of the very first Christians were all Jews.
>>53668475
Most muslims don't even know their own religion.
>>53672345
you've been surrounded by protestants for far too long
>>53674896
>some australian yank-tier looney is anything like Anglicanism
>>53674896
American batshit "nondenominationalism" etc. doesn't resemble historical Protestants who tend to be pretty okay like Lutherans, Anglicans, Reformed churches, etc.
>>53668475
Because religious Jews are dumb so they kill a good Jew, then dumb Christians use that to hate dumb Jews more, year later you have dumb sand niggers who also want to hate and need an excuse and then you have all 3 in this thread to laugh at
>>53668475
>Muslim
>Norway
>shitposting on /int/ instead of being a productive member of society
Please die.
>>53671394
The Christian Bible is a trimmed down version of the real texts.
>>53668932
There is no "founding of christianity". Youre talking about founding of the church, an organization the bible frowns upon.
Jesus was baptised so he was a Christian.
>>53668475
>implying that religion has any logic
I thought Jew was supposed to be for Jacob's ancestry.
Muhammad was from Abraham's ancestry.
>>53676427
The "church" or organised christianity was arguably started by the apostles since catholics, orthodox and eastern churches all claim apostolic legitimacy. The first council of nicaea was where christianity was standardized before becoming the state religion of the roman empire.
>>53670717
Its because russians are equally violent.
>>53676523
Muhammad like all muslims descend from the child of a nigger slave, Ishmael.
They even try to twist the Tanakh so Ishmael is the good guy
>>53668532
jesuits and murrikan protestants like Jews.
>>53676734
It wasnt though. The apostoles didnt even write the texts.
But you cant be a christian and support organized religion. The bible specifically tells you not to pray in public, but always in the privacy of your own home. Same with charity, if people know you gave it its worth shit.
>convert to islam
>thought i can slam my cock into 7 years old's vagina after
>you can't
what is the point?
>>53674439
ironically, having no escape from existance (aka afterlife) sounds really creepy to me
