jane edition
crayon pop
Charli XCX
Azusa
Karen Kujou
Red pill me on hypnotism.
Is it even real?
Doing a sad post
kyary
emptying my piss mugs and cups
Poleaboo doesn't know what to do with his time
Where do the drugs in the the UK come from?
>>53641803
dunno
29
remove yourself from my divine presence this instant
i live with 4 shit spanish girls and my room is literally beside the paper thin wall next to the toilet.
i wish i had a piss fetish, they piss constantly.
>I don't wear a decent watch
*tips dunce hat*
red pill me on Crayon Pop
doing a wank to black girls
>>53641863
Europe
When is the next /brit/ meetup lads?
>>53641860
kill yourself
>>53641863
Poleaboo believes Afghanistan, Netherlands and home grown
gf on the right
>>53641922
>>53641889
next time you walk past one of them say "tienes un cuerpo brutal que todo hombre desearia tocar"
>>53641889
it's all that rice lad
really want to fuck a japanese schoolgirl
>>53641978
nonce
>>53641863
Homegrown/domestic labs
Netherlands (lot of speed & ecstasy)
SE Asia & Thailand (lots of precursors & cocaine)
S. American cocaine
Afghanistan (heroin & weed)
Some N. African weed too I guess.
Supposedly a lot of ket from Chinese sources too.
hello my name is the cornwall man
post willies
>>53641963
gorgeous, bruv. congrats
>>53641903
not as good as k-on
red pill me on the red pill
Kyary
>>53641756
Is Geummi pronounced like a French person saying 'Gummy'?
>>53641803
Kind of... there's lots of misconceptions about it.
You can induce a state of quasi-dreaming into people and make them act in ways they normally wouldn't act, but only to willing participants, and only if they're inclined in such a way.
It's difficult to explain. I had a chat with a stage hypnotist performing in a hotel in Greece a few years ago. Obviously he wouldn't tell me the in's and out's of his trade, but he explained what is required for things to work.
who #shavestheirpubes here?
>>53641903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORRcWF647UY
>>53641978
Poleaboo would rather be a Japanese school girl
going to wank my willy all night and there's nothing you can do about it
>>53642089
me, because it makes my benis look bigger
>>53642106
don't we all
>>53642058
goes without saying desu
moz
>>53642089
here lad
i shave all my bodyhair including arms and legs
>>53642021
>Supposedly a lot of ket from Chinese sources too
not my jam personally but that depends where you are. In the countryside/semi-rural areas most ket is siphoned off veterinary supplies
whats the craic tonight lads?
>>53642089
thinking about doing it, because I fucking hate body hair
Literally bored of the chon. Hopefully I'll stop wasting my time here haha.
F R E E D O M
>>53642174
Poleaboo believes there is Chinese weed sold in Aberdeen but it is of poor quality
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
reminder the thread is dead as we are all in here
>>53642167
A dreaded sunny day
So I meet you at the cemetery gates
Keats and Yeats are on your side
A dreaded sunny day
So I meet you at the cemetery gates
Keats and Yeats are on your side
while Wilde is on mine
So we go inside and we gravely read the stones
all those people all those lives
where are they now?
With the loves and hates
and passions just like mine
they were born
And then they lived and then they died
seems so unfair
and I want to cry
You say: "ere thrice the sun done salutation to the dawn"
and you claim these words as your own
but I've read well, and I've heard them said
a hundred times, maybe less, maybe more
If you must write prose and poems
the words you use should be your own
don't plagiarise or take "on loans"
there's always someone, somewhere
with a big nose, who knows
and who trips you up and laughs
when you fall
who'll trip you up and laugh
when you fall
You say: "ere long done do does did"
words which could only be your own
And then you then produce the text
from whence was ripped some dizzy whore, 1804
A dreaded sunny day
So let's go where we're happy
and I meet you at the cemetery gates
Oh Keats and Yeats are on your side
A dreaded sunny day
So let's go where we're wanted
And I meet you at the cemetery gates
Keats and Yeats are on your side
but you lose because Wilde is on mine
>>53642221
do it lad take literally everything off except for your eyebrows and head hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g
can't stop watching this video
>>53642089
Got to
Can't be pulling out a rainforest in front of qts
>live in comfy upper class white northern town
>not seen a paki, pole, non-white or refugee in years
what does ahmeds cock feel like londoners?
>>53642255
wondered why /brit/ was alot better
>>53642307
>white area
Almost always shitholes
>>53642255
Not really happy about this desu
really wish my willy was bigger desu
>>53642345
rasheed, plus it's upper class lad, no chavs here
>>53642268
VERY good post yank
>>53642350
i hate it
which one of you wants to get creampied
>>53642307
wouldn't know, i live in richmond which is also part of the best city in the world
very cold feet
>>53642384
Poleaboo does
>>53642307
>tfw live in north yorkshire
whole place pretty much a paki free zone.
>>53642398
>london
>best city in the world
hahahaha
>>53642419
stop posting
genuinely the most unfunny and least interesting thing ever in the entire world
just went to the instasync
literal shit
What did he mean by this?
Can I get pussy in Pet Shop Boys concert?
>living amongst pakis or northerners
know which i'd pick 2bqh
>>53642469
it's a containment site for all the chavs
>>53642493
>bro
fuck off yank
with niggas I don't play round
my boys shoot up the playground
What's it like living around Pakis?
>>53642502
that's like going to a gay club
>>53642345
Not true at all, try leaving a large town or city m8
>>53642482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-3_pZcFjow
i want to hold you close
skin pressed against me tight
lie still, close your eyes girl
so lovely it feels so right
i want to hold you close
soft breasts, beating heart
as i whisper in your ear
i wanna fucking tear you apart
instasync room = poo
>>53642560
you've gotta ask the londoners lad, us superior northerners wouldn't really know
Poleaboo wants you all to know the instasync is shit and not worth visiting
>>53642549
SHIEEEEETTTTTT *covers mouth and dances*
>>53642603
even though I hate you that's a good post
>>53642398
Known for it's cigarettes and sausages
>>53642560
What's it like living in a country where 100 white women are raped by black men every day?
Grasping my second beer. Bit behind the curve ngl
>>53642307
How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.
How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.
London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.
What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
>>53642560
Is this really a thing?
Fuck, I'm east London too
this is top tier faggotry
>>53641894
Can't afford a decent watch and I don't wanna be caught wearing a shit one.
>>53642244
>Poleaboo believes there is Chinese weed sold in Aberdeen
and Poleaboo is a delusional retard
>>53642678
It's the Sun/Daily Mail, you retard
>>53642678
limehouse represent
>>53642560
dunno don't live in london lol
>>53642656
>t. triggered
ahahahahahhahahaa he lives around pakis ahahahahahhahahahaahahahhahaha
>>53642678
happened ages ago he and his mates got done lol hahahahaha
1. nothing wrong with me
2. nothing wrong with me
>>53642674
>I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.
haha alri paki
>>53642560
>all that devotion to Allah
>won't get into heaven anyway because he doesn't have a soul
just checked out 'Deaths Grips'
what is this literal fucking trash
>>53642674
>this pasta again
here have a picture of some of the finest women london has to offer(you can look, they've been sharia approved)
who the fuks that posting under the 'kyary' pseudonym
kpp is that you
bet it is, typical normie filth activity
>>53642674
>t.wage cuck
>>53642678
>>53642743
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/459782/Muslim-Patrol-handed-Asbos-banning-Sharia-Law-promotion-or-meeting-Anjem-Choudary
Thank fuck desu
>tfw found my slagfu
>>53642708
Poleaboo was smoking weed with his friend, his gf and his friend
The friend of the friend mentioned some bad "chinky shit"
Poleaboo told him off for being racist
going out in london tomorrow night lads
worried the dress code is gonna be stricter than what i'm used to in the north and i'll get refused entry somewhere for looking scruffy or something. would die of embarrassment
>>53642826
and what are you exactly?
>>53642743
>>53642780
Nice try GCHQ
>>53642674
>being this obsessed over superior northern fellows
>>53642780
Dank Ogre Smasher
:(
why are women incapable of starting a topic of conversation on tinder are they mentally incapable or too busy snapchatting fucking jamie the lad her nudes
who is this guy?
>>53642782
They're my favorite band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oLOWXLsmxI
what happens in south london
do they have a different accent from the north
>>53642926
Bond, James Bond
>>53642674
>mfw drinking dole cider
>>53642926
Chuka Umunna
>>53642849
do you like munted women?
>What do northerners have to show for their hard work? A big house in a white town, no pakis or anything. No sharia lessons in their children's schools
>And what do I have to show for all my years of hard work in london? This apartment, which is above a mosque and below another mosque
>>53642849
Ex-gf owned that first dress
>>53642775
not an argument
>>53642815
not an argument
>>53642826
not an argument
>>53642893
not an argument
4/4, great job guys!
>>53642871
Student. A few years of being paid to sit on my arse and take notes, then it's straight onto 300k starting :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYOsbsz6B8k
CHOON
>>53642947
yes they say things like "allahu akhbar" and "inshallah"
>>53642976
>apartment
fuck off yank
>>53642918
maybe they don't know how to talk to men?
>>53642918
You're pretty boring too
>>53642976
Sounds like the setting for an utterly hilarious sitcom.
Wag1 lids
Who /Universal Credit/ here?
When will I get my award letter, lids?
>>53643085
bigtingsaregwanlad
>>53642926
An actual cuckold, no memes.
http://www.eonline.com/news/460777/idris-elba-reveals-child-he-thought-he-d-fathered-was-not-his-son-says-it-s-tragic
almost been up for 24 hours now
>>53642918
Because they don't have to?
>>53643087
Poleaboo still hasn't moved to ESA
How the fuck do you get rid of that hair in your arsecrack?
Fuck me
lid.jpg
who /JSA/ here?
>>53643114
Did 32 or summit when I got back from America weak cunt
>>53642849
didnt get it until she started bringing out the hotpants
>>53643085
>>53643087
>>53643090
>>53643111
>>53643113
>>53643114
>>53643122
>>53643134
>>53643140
all wonderful posts
glad to be in your presence
Daily reminder that white ''''''''''''culture'''''''''''' was entirely stolen from black people.
could stab someone right now
>>53643183
all me
>>53643140
tip top
>>53642881
Why does this guy always look like he's about to cry?
>>53643213
*pulls pants down and bends over in front of u*
I'm ready
>>53643200
>mfw the blacks outside oxford circus on a saturday giving it a large one about how almost every notable person in history was black and that the original jews were too
>>53643256
because he's a fat, white, ginger muslim
>>53643200
Daily reminder that liberals and Labour voters ACTUALLY believe this
>>53643169
no u didnt
>>53643213
*flashes hilt of concealed shortsword*
try it
>>53643283
wouldberry
>>53643282
*shoves longsword through the length of your body and it emerges from your mouth*
What the fuck are you doing inside at half ten on a Friday night?
paki stole my iphone again today lads, guess it's the benefit of living in the vibrant metropolis we call london haha
>>53643090
would swipe right to this fine young lady if you know what the cornwall man means
>>53643306
Yeah I did I think it was even 34 or maybe EVEN 36 hours.
>>53643165
Poleaboo is
He might move back here from /britfeel/ since /pol/has invaded, it's a slower general so ruins the whole thing
>>53643350
having fun
Why are all road users except me complete twats?
I bet you're all shit drivers.
just downloaded like a billion tunes
>>53643350
Don't wanna get beaten by pakis for drinking desu
>>53643336
Seriously though, you'd actually fuck a guy?
He'd undress with his semi erect cock on show and you'd fuck his shitter? Please don't ever call yourself straight if this is something you'd do.
>>53643415
Please tell me you didn't hand it over.
Brit girls are hideous but have nice feet
The further down the body you go the better they get
>>53643415
Reminder that most crime is committed by pigskins
>>53643439
How's it hanging dude?
poleboo just drank 2 litres of cum
>>53643428
no
rong
I am from the future (2030 to be precise). Ask me anything.
>>53643415
how do you get robbed
i live in london and look like a vulnerable bender yet I've never been mugged
>>53643477
>>53643491
>>53643510
He's obsessed with London.
It didn't happen.
>>53643510
>i live in london
paki
Just watched that Sherlock Christmas special episode. Absolute wank tbqh
>>53643509
Do England win the world cup
>>53643475
It's not a cock it's a boiclit
>>53643350
it's exam period, but given a lack of exams I have very little to do and none of the student nights are running
>>53643542
strong independent womyn
in a bit lads
*disappears into a cloud of smoke*
>>53643509
where did I leave my car keys?
@53643542
no one cares about you and your opinion
>>53643542
it was hideously awful
>>53643283
Profile pictures should have mugshot or passport photo standards.
Even I could look attractive (as a woman) after tweaking a photo.
>>53643510
my uncle is a manlet and got mugged when he went for a piss down an alley
Thing is he's one of those honey badger type manlets so as soon as the bloke told him to hand over his wallet he belted him and ran past
>>53643611
>it was hideously awful
is dat wut ur mum sed wen she gave birth to u hahahaha
#banter #justpoppingdowntogreggs
>>53643641
Have you seen her insta? she's incredibly sexy and beautiful.
who here is lurking?
reply now
>>53643672
>insta
FONT
>>53643493
Terrible (Carl?)
No chance of getting a job so stopped trying, just fill up the work book with actual jobs that I don't actually apply to
Do nothing but play Hearthstone and work on my project which always ends in failure
Dad wants me to pass my driving test, revising the theory by doing mock exams but it's still only 33% chance of passing with the exam on Monday
>>53643663
so he didn't get mugged
>>53643506
Immutable proof
>>53643709
Radical dude
>>53643611
like ur face
>>53643599
This is an automated warning. Please to not attempt to destabilise the (You) market. Thank you for your co-operation.
>>53643724
alright, someone tried to mug him
you get the picture
>>53643439
>since /pol/has invaded
I'm sick of you tublrinas trying to rewrite history. /brit/ has been rightwing from thread 1.
t. been here from thread 1
from snowmageddon proto-/brit/ threads
from Anglo pre-/brit/ threads
from pre-flag /int/
You stupid cunt.
never wanked to a gloryhole vid, they just seem weird to me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mKkKrDCuXs
me spitting bars til the instasync lads skipped it
>>53643543
No, they only get as far as the quarter-finals. They managed to get second place in the Euros 2024.
>>53643580
No idea tbqh. Sorry lad.
Should I get a full body wax?
I'm quite hairy
took a pic of my daughter at the new year celebrations in london, think it turned out pretty well haha
>>53643798
you sound like a bellend
>>53643791
a girl swallowing a load without even seeing the dude's face is hot stuff
>>53643810
yes
>>53643787
When will the pendulum swing back against this bullshit?
>>53643798
actually not bad desu
>>53643798
>That dejected ending
o i am laffin
>>53643738
I feel terrible, all the time, every day
I just want to die, I'm angry at myself and everyone else, I can't bring myself to do anything, it aggravates me on every level
>>53643865
Never, the future is upon us, comrade!
>>53643730
lyeing
an wheres me edite
>>53643787
he was talking about /britfeel/ you nonce
>>53643865
rationality and critical thinking are now racist values
>>53643942
nice reading comprehension
i eat like 600 calories a day
might get that fitnesspal shite so that I can live above the minimum
>>53643840
hhahahahha piss off
fight me irl
>>53643876
cheers la
>>53643891
aha
bit annoying
>>53642780
"Top Pussy Expander"
>Top Pussy
Is now a meme.
>>53643787
>getting your pronoun wrong is violence
I'll give him a bloody good hiding and then he can see what actual violence is
enjoying a very manly cock(tail)
>>53643963
Odd since racists aren't capable of rationality or critical thinking
>>53644051
Rasheed
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
Why aren't you in here lads?
>>53643973
bizarro rorke
>>53642297
>all those dislikes
Liberals would crush little girls hopes and dreams just because they hate a man
>>53644051
you're using the outdated definition
>>53642780
RECTAL
PENIS
SMASHER
>>53643933
Beginning now
Will be quite good I think
>>53644051
/pol/ BTFO
>>53644076
because its fucking shit
just fell asleep for 40 minutes
>>53644076
BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING SHIT
terrorists attacking westerners in burkina faso
is nowhere safe????
done a calm down
realised nothing I have learnt actually affects me
such is life
>>53643200
>culture
Not having a Gf, being obsessed with computers, living in a 2-story house, having a decent paying job
>mfw blacks have none of this in common
>stolen
>black
I see what you did there.
What film should I watch lads?
No meme answers AND ABSOLUTELY NO ANIME
>>53644174
Literately where?
>>53644145
Why aren't you at the pub having a cheeky pint lad?
>>53644115
okiedoke
>>53644178
your own fault for cyberhacking someones facebook
>>53644135
>>53644155
fuck off literally me
AND THE LAND IS DAK
>>53644202
Admiral roaring currents, basically Master and commander weeb version
>>53644202
No Country For Old Menp
>>53644202
www.imdb.com/title/tt0099871/
just did a thing
>>53644202
I, Origins
>>53644289
fuck you
>>53643283
>niggers were the original jews
>mfw neither of those traits are good
>notable people
>mfw notable for slavery, being killed in gruesome ways, protesting and failing
>>53644202
it folllows
