Americans, I love you, you are my best friends. Come here and tell me
1) Are you happy
2) What state are you from
3) What are you doing in the life, you can describe your average day
4) Post pics of google street view or photos of the view near yor home
>3) What are you doing in the life, you can describe your average day
>wake up
>get shot
>>53641486
>Are you happy
Meh
>What state are you from
Michigan, upper peninsula
I don't think Google Maps came where I live but pic related is pretty close
>>53641520
>>53641486
1) Are you happy
Not particularly, as I've had a lot of stressful shit going down lately
2) What state are you from
Missouri
3) What are you doing in the life, you can describe your average day
Working, hanging out with girlfriend, going to bars with friends
4) Post pics of google street view or photos of the view near your home
ok
>>53641691
DAMN, so comfy
>>53641831
I live in a relatively poor neighborhood
>>53641935
is your pic poor? r u retarded? I live in shit, I should commite suicide.
also you have beautifull women, not crocodiles like russian girls are
>1) Are you happy
I've been getting better for the past few weeks, tfw social anxiety
>2) What state are you from
Connecticut
>3) What are you doing in the life, you can describe your average day
Wake up, browse memes, go to work/play vidya with m8s
>4) Post pics of google street view or photos of the view near yor home
You can't trick me, you're trying to find me and do communism to me
>>53642015
b-but I really like Russian girls. Those accents kill me and every Russian qt I've seen has been 10/10
>>53642216
they are worse than ameriqts
also, american girls love jews, russian are antisemite.
>>53642354
is it true most Russians are extremely poor?
>tfw follow this Russian qt on instagram
>posts picture of her house/town
>looks really depressing and dirty
>tfw you will never rescue her and bring her to your comfy town full of friendly loving people
>>53642216
>accents
yeah Russians don't have quality housing, any sensible jobs, healthy food, optimistic culture, any prospects of the future, peaceful cities, sensible politicians or even straight pavements but they have sexy accents
way to cheer someone up, John
>>53641486
I don't particularly like you.
>>53642436
I would murder to be born and raised in pic rel
1. Yes :33
2. CA
3. I'm a NEET x)))
4. No
Could any Russian speaker please tell me what this song is about? I understand it's a Merkel parody, but I don't understand Russian. My grandfather who usually never speaks to me sent me this link, and he speaks Russian, but I don't. Pls help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0utPlSPbW_s
>>53642512
You're always welcome here, friend
>>53641486
>Yes.
>Kentucky
>Secret
1. Very happy, I live a very fortunate life for which I am grateful
2. Massachusetts
3. Former academic turned software developer
Pic is town where I was born
>>53642573
>neet
die
>>53642597
I'm not, though
to get a visa I must apply and wait in 2 years long line, then *maybe* I will be granted a visa
already in America I won't get citizenship unless I have a valuable skill or some sensible income, I have none of these
even if I manage to somehow get the citizenship I will never afford to move into a comfy little town because it's usually really expensive, people aren't stupid and know what's valuable
if I manage to do all of these, I still won't be welcome in this comfy little town because of my bydło mentality that will quickly make everyone depressed and hate me
1. Yes, I have nothing to complain about
2. Florida
3. I go to university Monday through Thursday, and work at a Target on the weekends. I don't party, just kinda chill on 4chan or watch tv
4. No
>>53642436
Howdy neighbor.
>>53642748
Not him but I live in the same state. Want to get married?
>>53642824
not really
I would make the other person unhappy
>>53642919
Why?
>>53641486
1) lots of stress but my uni starts soon so ill be happy again once i get to be with all my friends.
2) Minnesota
3) Right now I'm on break but when Uni is on, i normally get up at 9 go to classes from about 10:00-15:00 then I work for a while at a local elementary school, after that study, play vidya and just fuck around. When Im not at uni im usually working
4) Pic related, my cities skyline, St. Paul. its the capital but only second biggest city.
How about you Russian bro? You wanna answer those questions too?
>>53641486
>Reasonably
>New York
>Studying, working. Also chill with friends often.
>>53642956
it's the default state of things
I don't even pretend to be some tumblr edgelord or /r9k/ autismo master, I'm simply unlikable and perfectly aware of it
>>53642748
Jesus christ why is it so hard for good Europeans to get citizenship? Its a fucking mess, I honestly may gay marry one of my best friends from Europe so he can get citizenship. Its no homo tho
>>53643042
Are you black or something?
>>53643091
>>53643057
>>53643042
>>53643016
>>53642982
>>53642956
>>53642919
>>53642824
>>53642772
>>53642764
>>53642748
>>53642747
>>53642700
>>53642680
>>53642597
>>53642591
>>53642573
Do you have qts in your place? Do you have gf?
>>53642772
heya pal
>>53642747
Are you a neet too
>>53643129
How about answering my question first?
>>53643129
Qt's yes GF no
>>53643129
A few. Most who are still here are generic trailer trash.
I don't spend much time in my hometown. I'm usually either in school or not in the USA.
1) I have my issues but in general, yes.
2)Ohio
3)Looking for work at current. Use to study but need a break.
4)No.
>>53643319
>>53643277
>>53643252
>>53643202
>>53643162
>>53643091
>>53643057
>>53643042
>>53643016
>>53642982
>>53642956
>>53642919
Do you drive this qt? WHat do you drive
>>53642748
You probably get angry when Americans say ''we like immigrants, but why don't they just come here legally?''. Well because its FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. No wonder you have so many illegals, they have no legal alternative, and non of you would even be Americans if you had the same immigration system you have now back when your parents came.
>>53643395
This beauty
>>53643129
Loads of qts from uni.
>tfw finnish gf
>>53643395
No. I drive a Lexus.
>>53643395
I have a Ford F-150 supercab.
And a little black chevy coupe which I actually drive more because I'm a cheapass.
>>53641542
87 get
>>53643545
alright i'll take it
1. uhh
2. southern new jersey but i now live in philadelphia
3. systems analyst, do shit with sql...i also am a music producer and have a moderate following among yurokeks
4. pic relat3d
>>53643545
>>53643532
>>53643501
>>53643470
>>53643429
I don't leave my room, I have money to brouse internet untill my death and don't work. I finished toppest uni in russia and now sit at home.
Do your life better than your? I hadnt gf 3 years.
>>53641486
>Am I happy
Pretty happy, yeah.
>What state are you from
Arkansas
>What am I doing in my life
Shit posting, going to a university
>Post pics
no
>>53641542
The photograph in the upper-right corner, the picture in the sauna, can you post a link to where it is from, i.e. the video, photo album or source?
1) not really, but I'm feeling better than the adolescent funk I was in a few years ago
2) ex-USAF dependent; lived in Texas, Oklahoma, Florida, and Okinawa, currently in Alaska
3) college student and professional shitposter
4) pic
>>53642512
I know that feel
>>53641520
>Be israeli
>get hit by rocks thrown by Palestinian kids
>bomb a quarter of their neighborhood in response
> OP gathering so much intelligence on American individuals successfully in no time
I'm still trying to deduce whether OP is the laziest FSB operative ever, or the most brilliant one.
>>53643820
>the city of my phone's camera
>>53643628
Why don't you look for work if you have a uni degree? Which uni was it, MGU?
>>53643907
>look for work
>MGU
oh shit
>>53643907
>mgu
Yes, economics.
I don't know, can'tstart doing anything. I took girl's number, but she cheated on me and I gave up again
1) no
2) Connecticut
3) trying to fix it after making a bad decision
4) I didn't feel like going on google street view so here's a pic of a house from my street off google images
>>53643129
Nah, never had gf
>>53643129
>Do you have qts in your place?
Probably, I haven't been looking.
>Do you have gf?
No.
>>53643998
You got to begin somewhere looking. As for women, I mean this from the bottom of my heart m8 when I say don't look for love and you'll find it.
>>53643877
underrated.
>>53643395
I drive a Honda.
>>53641542
98 please
>>53643877
Heh
>>53644205
>>53644198
>>53644123
>>53644055
>>53644055
>>53643986
>>53643889
>>53643877
>>53643870
>>53643834
Why american girls are such easy slags, do they like the dick?
>>53643870
Sounds like a fun day tbqhwy
>>53644279
>implying russian women aren't even bigger dryuchka
>>53644469
>>53644469
net
>>53643042
CARPINCIO
>>53644205
>>53644272
Just imagine the situation.
> The position of Special Agent "Yelena" and Special Agent "Anatoli" is compromised
> It's Friday night and Major OP just wants to go home, play some DotA 2, fap and go to bed
> "Major OP! We have this situation bla bla bla you need to find Yelena and Anatoli a new hideout in the USA and we lack intelligence on the matter bla bla bla motherland bla bla bla tonight or else..."
> OP may start researching satellite positions, looking for up-to-date military maps, comparing train schedules etc, the usual procedure
> instead, OP goes on a Laotian virtual art gallery
> "let's just ask Americans about their personal data, this shit worked with vkontakte in Georgia and Ukraine anyway"
I swear OP is the new James Bond
1)no
2)North Carolina
3)I'm a geology student. Every day is another boring class, I'm just trying to get done.
4)fuck you
>>53644279
Don't let the memes fool you.
American women are the biggest sluts around, however they only fuck a few chads while ignoring the rest of guys. The math seems confusing but it makes sense.
If 10 American ''''''''''girls''''''''''' meet 20 guys, they will only fuck the same 5 guys.
>>53644588
After living there for a year, I have no qualms saying Russian women are bigger slags.
>>53644788
they're also pretty plain looking, in general.
>>53644788
so be one of these 5 guys, what is the problem? Are you fucking manlet or what?
>>53644788
This is bullshit. You're fucking pathetic if you actually think this.
Was any of you Americans in the thread a teen when skateboarding and punk was the shit? I would still like to associate the american youth to American Pie but I'm scared that that kind of thing is extinct everywhere. Is it?
>>53645100
What skateboarding and stuff? I see college people skateboarding as a way of cheap transit but I don't see like "skater punks" or anything anymore.
>>53645100
"Skater punk" is dead as fuck. I'm seeing more and more people use long boards to get around though.
>>53641542
98 for the love of god
>>53641691
St Louis?
>>53641486
>Not really happy
>New York
>Just a student, I work in retail at the shit-hole of the entire state (Woodbury Commons).
My hometown is filled with nice people and lots of stories. We even have a homeless man who lives on a small island. He's actually not doing so bad, he has a tent and a lot of camping supplies. How about yourself, OP?
>>53645427
I couldn't get my actual street, this is a small restaurant in town about a minute from my house. I live up the left road
>>53645177
So it's only a means of transport now, that's a shame. Is there any so called fly-over states left where teenagers are the same as they were in the 90's or has hiphop culture swallowed them too?
>>53645240
Skater punk used to be the shit. I guess America needs to become great again
>>53645594
Your best bet is Idaho, which is a state that is perpetually 20 years in the past.
>>53641542
lol
>>53641486
1. I guess, life is pretty easy and I am provided for by my parents who just started making a shit load of money
2. Ohio
3. Going to College at the state University. Average day is waking up, showering if I have enough time, getting dressed and walking to class. I come home and shower if I haven't already, get something to eat, and sit down to drink and either do homework or play video games.
4. Pic related
1) I'm pretty lonely most of the time actually, but life's not bad
2)I go to school, work, and use 4chan, but not much else.
3)Florida
Pic related is the sunset outside my apartment.
>>53645871
Lies, pic is obviously Australian
>>53641542
12 get pls
>>53641486
a вы вepoятнo из paзвeдки чтo тaк пытaю
>>53645871
I feel like I could fall into that sky, anon :>
>>53641542
rawl
>>53646040
if you could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass you by?
>>53641486
1) Yes. Thanks for asking
2) California
3) Currently unemployed, searching for work. My average day consists of waking up, driving to my "job" and then going home to see my friends on /int/ ;_;
4) Can't really screen cap a pic since I'm on mobile. Sorry
>>53641486
1. Not really
2. Washington
3. Trying to figure out what to do with myself
4. pic related + filename
>>53643129
qts yes, but I'm a filthy homogay and a bf instead
This is the view of my house every morning at 06:00. Nyc and pretty happy with life.
>>53645839
I didn't even know that Ruskies are so obsessed with the America.
>>53646476
It's a common theme among people to idealize life in a country they don't live in, because they think they'd be happier there. See weeaboos.
>>53641542
Roll
>1) Are you happy
Eh.
>2) What state are you from
Pennsylvania
>3) What are you doing in the life, you can describe your average day
Wake up 2200
goto work
Optional: run errands
Eat
Browse internet/play games/code
Sleep
>4) Post pics of google street view or photos of the view near yor home
I'll pass. Everything currently looks like shit in the transition to winter.
>>53645838
C O L U M B U S
O
L
M
B
U
S
>>53646575
Fuck off. You literally can't judge people from 3rd world shitholes like russia wanting a better life. And yes, I would be happy as fuck to live in the US.
>>53647012
fuck you pedojew
>>53646968
None other
>>53647100
Glad to see another Columbus resident here. Don't mind me asking, you a Ohio native or did the uni bring you in?
>>53647173
>>53647100
have sex with each other, cum inside each other, be happy
>>53641542
All of them get
>>53647205
Я нe жocя, кaк и ты.
>>53647173
Was born in Oregon but I've lived in the Columbus area since I was 2
>>53641542
roll
>>53641486
Not really.
Maryland.
I wake up at 7, spend about an hour checking sites/email and reading, then drive 30min to an hour to get to work. I spend the next eight hours grabbing boxes from conveyor belts and putting them on other belts. Then I go home, spend about 45min making a combined lunch/dinner, since my job doesn't give me a lunch break and I'd be too sore and filthy to want to eat anyway, and then I shitpost here for a couple hours while reading or watching anime. Then I go to sleep. On weekends I sleep more, and occasionally leave to subject my poor, innocent Nobz to the tender attentions of either Riptide or Imperial Knight spam.
No pics available just now, it's too dark.
>>53647319
God damn it
>>53641486
Russian, I love you, you are my best friend.
>1) Are you happy
Mostly
>2) What state are you from
From Maine, in Tennessee right now
>3) What are you doing in the life, you can describe your average day
-wake up 1100
-breakfast
-shitpost, run errands, etc
-work at 1500
-Off work at 2300
-Shitpost, have supper, relax, etc
-bed at 0300
-on weekends I mostly fish, hunt, atv, kayak, hike, camp, go to bar, etc.
>4) Post pics of google street view or photos of the view near your home
Took these pics hiking the Abrams Falls trail at the Great Smoky Mountain National Park last month. I live about 35 minutes from the park.
>>53643998
How are economic degrees in Russia?
>>53647319
>>53641542
Come on 33 or 99
>>53641486
>No
>Born in New Jersey, then New Mexico, currently Virginia, soon to be California
>Was a student, taking some time off and moving to LA with a friend for a bit. Will probably work construction
>pic related, typically cookiecutter neighborhood in Northern Virginia
>>53647557
>57
56 would have been better, but I can make this work. Nothing wrong with a stern brunette Nazi girl
>>53645427
>>53645582
how is upstate shitty
>>53641542
r-roll
>>53641542
roll
>>53648843
I WANNA ROLL!!!!
>>53641542
rolling
>>53648874
weeell? roll before they ban me again :^(
1) Yes happy
2) Virginia
3) I wake up and fap all day, swipe right on tinder, talk to some girls, they want to meet up but I'm too akward to meet, fap thinking about fucking them, go back to playing video games
4)no
>>53648843
roll
>>53649069
reroll
>>53649069
rekt
>>53641486
>happy
>Michigan
>college student majoring in biology
>tfw no Slavic gf
>>53641542
Alright partner, keep on rollin baby. You know what time it is.
>>53649069
lel, 69 looks like a sjw
>>53642591
A piece of incredibly unfunny and poorly made shit about how Merkel is greedy and ungrateful towards Russia being oblivious to the fact that she (and Europe in general) actually depends on Russian in a different ways, such as it's gas.
>>53642982
Nice pic of St. Paul you got here cunt
>>53641486
>post pics of google street view near your home
NICE TRY NSA
>>53641486
1. No
2. Ohio
3. Wake up, search for work
4. No
>>53641542
I'll try
>>53650641
Shit fuck me I'm never lucky on these
>>53641542
thats a big roll
>>53650694
still better than mine, want to trade?
>>53648843
First and only Roll
>>53651769
It's my destiny
There's a belief that if Pedojew will stop posting, it's the end of the world.
>>53641542
Rolling
>>53645361
yes
>>53641486
>1) Are you happy
On content yeah
>2) What state are you from
New Hampshire
>3) What are you doing in the life, you can describe your average day
In school/Work/Drink some 12 dollar handle of vodka
>>53641542
uh oh
>>53648843
roll
>>53652826
>new hampshire
Nice. Can I move there? I'm not from New York I promise.
>>53641542
Nice, rolling
>>53641542
ypaaaa
>>53654432
I REFUSE
RE ROLL
>>53654460
kek
>>53654432
>32
Kek
1: ehhh
2: Pennsylvania
3: Go to work at warhouse. Come come home and spend almost the entire night on the internet.
4: pic related is out my front door
>>53643628
Where does the money come from to browse the internet all day if you do not work? Here in canada making $10/hour working full time is still not enough to live in a shit hole, that is not even considering food, electricity, water, internet, clothes, or even the computer
>>53641486
Hello Russian bro.
>1) Are you happy
Yes. The content, comfy kind of happy.
>2) What state are you from
I'm from Michigan, but I live in Kentucky.
>3) What are you doing in the life, you can describe your average day
I work,(just got a promotion even though I play on my phone all day and don't try very hard lel), spend time with my family, watch TV, and fuck around on the internet. Need to start working out. Now that my shift at work is changing it will be easier.
Pic related is near where I live, (Louisville East end), and looks very similar to my house. It's a very average place, nothing special.
>>53643395
I drive a 4 door F150. Dodge is junk, my friend.
>>53654432
Lol
>Are you happy
>Meh
>What state are you from
>Michigan, upper peninsula
How can you not be happy living in God's country?
>>53641486
>1) Are you happy
Yes
>2) What state are you from
California
>3) What are you doing in the life, you can describe your average day
Going to college. Pretty much wake up, go to school, come home and workout. Days with no school I workout, hang with friends and chill. My life is pretty easy right now due to hard work in the past.
>4) Post pics of google street view or photos of the view near yor home
I live in a southern California upper-middle class suburb, they all look the same
>>53641542
Kill me in my sleep.
>>53654765
Is it weird living in a neighborhood with no fences? That has always seemed odd to me.
>>53654432
lucky
>>53654460
>>53654565
>>53654648
>>53654884
well, at least i got the german girl
>>53641542
lets do it
>>53641542
Roll D:
>>53654925
>happy
>in Michigan
>>53646476
>>53646575
Russians are obssesed with USA they look at it as better Russia.
They love it not only for higher living standards, but also and that really important for russians for strongest military.
>>53655373
I guess I could see why, Russians and Americans are both militaristic people. A lot of Americans romanticize Russia.
>>53641486
1. No
2. Virginia
3. Wake up too late, browse 4chan, write an essay, browse 4chan, drink heavily, browse 4chan, sleep
4. Don't live in Virginia right now as you can see
>>53655366
Ohioan detected. Kill yourself, my man.
>>53655300
No, everyone property is separated by bushes or a tree line.
> are you happy
I'm content.
> what state are you from?
I'm from California, now I live in Texas.
> what do you do?
I'm an archtectural drafter. I work in a very small office with a couple of friends. I live close to work, so I often walk or bike there through a park, I exercise at a gym after work on weekdays. On weekends I take tango dance lessons, go to church, hang out with friends, and work on my house.
> picture
>>53654835
>Ford owner talking shit
>>53643395
I have a 1990 toyota pickup with 4 wheel drive
>>53655502
Fords are by far the best domestic brand. Domestics are catching up to your weebshit vehicles nowadays, but at least Toyota supports American jobs so w/e.
>>53655411
Pure Michigan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0bO5NDQTwc
>>53648843
roll
>>53655609
I'm more of a chevy guy. My wife wrecked the car so I have to use my pickup. I mainly use it for off roading
>>53655609
Not liking Chebby
>Found On Road Dead
>>53655636
Our roads are shit, yes. Pretty common all over the upper midwest though.
>>53655680
Chevy is my #2, I guess, but I've only really ever owned Fords.
>>53655720
Yeah, my family are all GM and Chrysler people and will talk shit about my Ford for having a bad bearing while they're replacing transmissions and engines lol.
>>53641486
1. sometimes
2. CA, hate it, moving to the east where I lived for a few years, all my family is there
3. go to work, come home, eat/nap, shitpost, go to bed
4. nothing special, suburbs near the coast. surrounded by mexicans, but in a little white enclave near a small army airforce base
how about you, russiabro? i should hope our friends in the east are doing well?
>>53641542
Rollando
>>53641486
1) Apparently happier than the slavs griping in this thread
2) Pennsylvania
3) Jerking off to russian qts and shitposting on 2ch.hk
4) pic related is my wonderous hometown, Sharon. Used to be a renown steel production center.
You ruskies should post some pics from your hometowns, too. I have a mild hard on for the second world.
>>53641542
83 get
>>53641486
>Pretty much
>New Jersey (vastly overlooked place, rural NJ is awesome. People who live here stay away from urban areas and the shore area full of NY guidos)
>working as a mechanic, hanging out with friends, play video games, watch anime, sometimes go to the range and shoot guns
The Trial of the Century (Lindbergh) happened in this building.
>>53641486
I'm pretty happy. It took a while to sort myself out, but I'm doing alright now.
Born in Ohio, grew up in Ohio and Illinois, and currently living in Colorado. Moving to Vermont soon.
I go to work and hang out with my wife and dog.
>out my front window
>>53641542
rollerooni
>>53655636
really late response here but this is completely normal to us Michiganders
actually feels a bit strange driving on a smooth road tb honest
>>53656449
I always thought Ohio roads were pretty bad, then I crossed the Michigan State line on 23 towards Ann Arbor. It got bad literally as soon as we crossed into Michigan. Also sort of related, I hear the taxes in Michigan are awful.
>>53641542
roll
>>53641542
Rolly
1. No, I hate college
2. Connecticut
3. Go to class, eat, study, sleep, get high, cuddle with gf
4.
