>i am unfortunately of indian decent, and what you may refer to rudely as a 'paki'
edition
crayon pop
Charli XCX
>>53632370
now
i've nearly finished my first bottle
haxball tiem
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2a66732a2efad840ae596ad07dc7b2545ed1f88c8c50378f1eb80ef8613df44e5&pass=1
pw: wageslave
(on account of my not playing for a while)
Kyary
Pierce Brosnan looks like Gerry Adams now desu
nth for Gnomes
reminder that pakis are not welcome on /brit/
2 gram joint
>>53632442
8-9pm
>>53632409
>inb4 mental problems
>>53632472
Kill yourself
Azusa
>>53632342
paki slags edition
>>53632445
handsome as fuck desu.
i would love to be recently divorced and look like him at that age and just fuck milfs and younger slags
>2 gram joint
>>53632506
>>53632494
lonely men
>>53632472
degens out
>>53632442
see >>53632428
>>53632472
wew
is this yours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bW4bRcEVEk
what do you reckon would happen if a palace guard shot a tourist
>>53632472
>t. someone who sniffed glue but didn't grow up
>>53632445
What the fug
>>53632472
if i gave that a puff i'd have a panic attack
muslims out
germans killed this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hvtXuO5GzU [Embed]
to bring this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKu6Y7FtgF4 [Embed]
into their country
what the fuck lads?
>>53632472
why not just make 2 joints and pass them?
>>53632558
>>53632484
going to begin in half an hour then
>>53632543
Not me I live with my gf
>Northerners
>Human
>The North
>Not third world
https://www.rt.com/uk/328955-northerners-more-violent-southerners/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/12097094/Northerners-more-likely-to-become-victims-of-violent-crime-than-Southerners-says-report.html
http://www.wakefieldexpress.co.uk/news/local-news/northerners-much-more-likely-to-be-injured-in-violent-attacks-1-7673600
>>53632552
>>53632472
>2 gram joint
>>53632569
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-35312324
>>53632637
cornwall
>why yes as amatter of fact my fine sir I do not participate in such foul activites such as taking illegal narcotics, they are wickled poisons I shall not tain my bhody with thine swine juic
>>53632558
Yes
.>>53632562
t. Friendless stuck up loser
>>53632603
Because I have too much weed.
>>53632572
Nah lad it's nice and relaxing, good indice it just makes you uplifted and creative. great strain
>>53632623
Fairplay but you're still a stuck up wanker
>>53632614
what hav u got lined up
>>53632560
Honestly 3rd world country tier
bunch of armed men guarding a "King and Queen" that do literally nothing
Couldn't give a fuck less if the whole royal family gets killed desu. I dont want them to die, but wouldn't care if they did
moz
>>53632560
What is the point of pointing your rifle at tourists but holding it at the hip?
If he'd decided to shoot whoever was on the fence like that he likely would have hit someone else.
>>53632342
http://strawpoll.me/6545263
Future of Brit in your hands
http://strawpoll.me/6545263
Future of Brit in your hands
http://strawpoll.me/6545263
>>53632676
We don't have a king.
>>53632674
odd bottle of beer and 3/4 of a bottle of wine
>>53632637
Both are terrible things to do. Smoking weed is for cretins
>>53632664
are you smoking that to yourself or with the lads
>>53632664
>t. Friendless stuck up loser
someones triggered
>>53632342
>Paki
>Indian
A different shade of sub human
>>53632705
Would have hit another Yank tourist though, so no loss.
>>53632707
>http://strawpoll.me/6545263
I really wanted to pick anime posters and fedora posters.
Get a room, you two.
>>53632740
Gave my bro a puff before he went bmxing, the rest is for me.
>>53632743
Mate you got tiggered by someone posting a picture, fucking sit down you clown
>>53632472
>smoking it straight
Fuck off, yank. Cut it with tobacco
>>53632628
>The North
>>53632732
most excellent, drinks befitting of virtus
i on the other hand unironically have sake
>>53632664
>creative
Most weed smokers just sit around going DUDE WEED LMAO
>>53632705
he's just fucking scaring the cunt you brainless twat
>>53632676
You're that British guy living in America just trying to make the yanks look bad.
i thought those guards didnt have live ammo in those weapons. can't believe the UK would allow any type of thing like that in their country
is it true they'd confiscate a baseball bat from me?
what is deludemo?
what happened to kentqt?
>>53632762
But they weren't speaking english?
Not even Appalachian english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03iwAY4KlIU
>>53632707
>The British
>0 votes
>>53632842
Have no tobacco lad.
>>53632853
I do loads of graffiti when I'm high and not on buildings I do it on legal walls.
>i don't engage in immoral drug use, besides, i am already crazy enough as it is!
am horny lads
>>53632842
bit gay
i only put baccy in to preserve my weed but if i had unlimited weed i wouldn't before
inb4 urban myth of 'it doesn't burn properly'
>>53632913
>graffiti
>brother rides bmx
Are you fucking 14 or something mate?
>>53632932
cornwall
did a run
went for 5 minutes
threw up and passed out on the floor for 25
>>53632882
They would fine you £5 and tell you to drop it off in one of the bins at the police station.
>>53632947
20 lad I just do graffiti because I've been doing it since I was 10 and I'm really good at it.
Where I live is a fucking absolute shitehole with nothing to do at all.
WE WUZZZZZZZZZ BRITS
I don't need drugs. I'm high on life.
>>53632974
Why? Are you fat?
r8 my waifu please boys
>>53632842
I prefer to use a knife
>>53633015
Fat bloke / 10
>>53632913
>I do loads of graffiti
haha fucking wow let me guess you're on benefits and live on a council estate?
>>53632974
I went for a 25 minute run yesterday.
although as a yank I suppose you did well.
>>53633015
tranny
>>53632676
The queen is the head of the commonwealth, and the royal family generate a great deal of money through tourism. Of course they will be gaurded, and they are important. Sure, we could live without them, but their benefits outweigh the negatives, people like them, and it's a historical and cultural tradition.
There's literally no reason to hate them other than being a fucking edgy autistic child.
>>53633032
>>53633015
Can you please tell me >>53632894
I missed what this was
>Weed smokers think they are totally going to bring down 'the man'
That's right, you're going to bring about revolutionary change by inhaling a drug that makes you passive and docile. Congratulations. I'm sure the elite are terrified of you.
Did a painting lads
>>53633040
well he lives in northern ireland which is basically one big council estate of bennie scroungers
sick of everything recently
delivering a package
>>53633002
>The original people of Russia
>>53633091
Cheer up, lad.
>>53633087
Rorke
>>53633040
I like the adrenaline rush jumping into a train station and sneaking about
>>53633072
Conjecture. That paranoid era of weed is well over.
>>53633087
Carswell's jaw is spot on
>>53632472
BRUV
CHRONIC
AHA
>>53632850
last time i had sake it was for the withnail and i drinking game and was bad times
>>53633002
God damn niggers are stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pdXV_yVuPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TURr4jvBqN8
good videos
>>53633014
yes
>>53633053
I could do a 7:30 mile 2 years ago, but I've been sedentary for all that time.
saw this on Facebook today lads, had like 500,000 likes or something crazy.
there's hope yet
comfy friday night drinking tunes lads??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvF8h4AIXTc
Think this needs posting desu
>>53633002
More like Nigguh slaves from Ottomans
How many countries have liberals claimed at blacks were the original people of? They must be running out.
So according to liberals, white people just...fell out of the sky one day or something?
>>53633172
Get into cycling instead mate, it's actually enjoyable.
clients end
>>53633176
>500,000 likes
from disgusting male pigs no doubt
>>53633176
needs more jpeg
>>53633089
Stop being tsundere senpai
>>53632592
jesus christ
that's horrible
does anyone know what happened to her? confirmed rape or did she get away?
Don't feel like cooking tonight, should I have Subway or pizza?
>>53633183
stop spamming this shit song
>>53633176
>braud
>>53632676
it's a serving soldier guarding the home of the head of state of the UK, Canada, Australia, NZ and some less relevant places hah
>>53633176
This only works if your chad desu
>>53633214
>>53633176
That's true, however we live in a time when two people need full time jobs to even afford a basic starter home (this is by design of course)
>>53633193
Cry me a river Pakiboy
yank on tour here, why is british food so shit? why is public transport so shit? why is the weather so shit? why are londoners so shit?(much nicer people up north, guess the poortherners were right)
also got mugged in london and the police didn't do jack, what is wrong with this nanny state?
>>53633193
pleb
>>53633228
no lmao
>they are hiring a literal graduate babby at work
fucks sake
if they are a arrogant cunt I am going to lose my nut
>>53633193
Alri lad you on the soup tonight?
lads how do i move to NYC easily
pls respon
>>53633176
>>53633270
Lose it anyway lad
>>53633249
ask cornwall he has mastered the art
>>53632592
Fuck me that's awful. Did anyone do anything to help her?
>>53633298
fuck off kev
>>53633298
Marry a yank and get a green card that's my plan
>>53633157
>for the withnail
dont get it
anyway silly babbit its not very strong at all
>>53633270
>new starter comes in
>he's come in a literal turban
>he already asked people to stop putting pork in the fridge / microwave
>>53633270
>a arrogant
typical drop out
>>53633298
>fly to Mexico
>walk to America
>go to nyc
>have a baby
>get citizenship
>>53633196
Oh no lad, according to niggers whites were created as a slave race by the ancient black creator of civilisation Yakub to serve the black race.
>>53633367
>turban
>stop putting pork
Are Sikhs like that too? I suspect memery
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35304528
having pasty casty with dolmino sows
>>53633349
silly its a drinking game with the film http://www.withnail-links.com/drinking.htm we did sake for things we didnt have
been making halal dishes but then adding pork into them right in front of my muzzie housemate
>>53633298
Why would you want to live there?
I wish I had a handsome Cornish accent
Almost makes me want to cry knowing I don't
>>53633413
reminder that the rorkes on /brit/ think muslims wear turbans
LPT: if they're wearing a turban they're bro-tier
>>53633373
didn't even go to begin with mate
I'm going to be even more pissed of because the guy he is replacing is a top lad
>>53632442
ADIDAS
>>53633413
No idea, I asked him where he gets his table clothe from though, nigga was on point in that department.
>>53633345
same mate
>>53633455
re
FOnt
OK i thought i know where were going here , and yup i was right , id barely laid down when a bright blue condom was being thust onto my limp dick , im in no way bragging here but there is quite a big difference between my limp dick and my fully erect one , so she started with the BJ ,, on my limp condom covered member , i dont know about you guys but i dont find that in any way a bit fookin sexy , in time i rose to the occasion ,,, nearly ,,, as there was a distinct lack of blood reaching the top half of my cock , sort of looked like a smurf being strangled , didnt help that the condom wasn't fully unrolled , so i did the gentlemanly thing and sorted it out , no sooner had i released the flow of blood than she whipped her arse round and impaled herself cowgirl style on me and bounced up and down like the clappers , gotta say that looked good , a bit like an electric blue Apollo 13 re entering the earths atmosphere after a long flight .
Ok so that was kind of working , until she got bored and un docked , back to a covered blowie and frantic wanking , i did mention that she advertised OWO , er no that's not happening as you can catch things ,, WELL DON'T FOOKIN ADVERTISE IT THEN !!!!
>>53633492
What do you do?
>>53633493
>suspenders
wew
>>53633486
Chill out Ganesh. No once cares about Indians
How does it feel knowing a girl has probably masturbated to you before?
>>53633413
This. Sikhs are bro-tier but they just smell bad. Muzzies wear those little hats rather than a turban.
Pointing out what migrants do is racist. White people do it too
>>53633560
not real
>>53633431
>THE JANNER
>>53633546
web developer
the guy being replaced is a tester amongst a variety of other things. Top lad desu
>>53633560
i want to believe
so morbidly tired sort of feel in a Drunk State already how queer
>>53633548
beat me to it oh deary day
>>53633498
>nigga
Please don't do that
>>53633506
meanie
>>53633493
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMaT2nGaEVg
lads i asked for comfy friday drinking tunes and you haven't complied
sort it out
>>53633479
it's cool
>>53633109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2LxmESkV0Q
lads i was gassed at the mobo awards
>posting on 4chan
>hasn't been to japan
explain yourself
same
>>53633684
why?
Meine Ehre heißt Treue
>>53633493
want to hump her
>>53633684
well obv you hadn't won a mobo before aha lol x
Rate my gf lads
jacks status: B T F O
>Gold up 16% today
>http://www.investing.com/commodities/real-time-futures
Wish I could have been bothered to invest
>>53633431
Stunning work from the BBC as usual.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35296993
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35311422
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35326324
the etizolam's arrived in the post
>>53633747
eyes are skewiff to the third degree
>>53633778
Give us a few lad
>>53633486
FOS
>>53633298
get a good job with a multinational insurance company that will sponsor you to transfer there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTKSIk7Uqvo
THERE'S A WHOLE HEAP A GYALDEM RUNNING MAN DOWN TRUE STORIES
YOU CAN'T INTRODUCE RIDDIM LIKE ME
sikhs fucking stink
WHO PUT METAPHORS IN THIS GRIME SHIT?!?
MAN LIKE SHARKY AND I DID
>>53633778
Bew cazreful with them lad don't want you sufferinf from benzo addiction take care x
BOOKED MY TICKETS TO SLAGALUF LADS!!!
ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ Eeeeyyyy sexy laaady
ヘ(￣ー￣ヘ) Op
(ノ￣ー￣)ノ Op
(〜￣▽￣)〜 Op
〜(￣△￣〜) Op
(ﾟ∀ﾟ) Oppa Gangnam Style!
haha lads, ordered delivery. the driver said I look like justin beiber. i said "well there goes your tip" she said "i wasn't being mean, i think he's cute" i just smiled and said i guess i'll let you off then.
would it be creepy to message the phone she called me on for the delivery? i dont know what to say but she was quite cute and i feel like im missing a chance.
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/jan/15/netflix-to-stop-australians-accessing-us-content-library-with-proxies-and-vpns?CMP=soc_567
how about they stop been yank bias cunts and let everyone have access to everything
>i get addicted
>>53633923
mate..
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~28db0d80f9e8d47f849d1449e5d6336e6ed33d9990df8771f9c3e504ceeb25567&pass=1
password anime
>>53633910
shagmuff*
>>53633772
was going to buy some 1 ounce kruggerands 10 years ago, they were £340 then. Now around 800.
>>53633882
ok lad, i've been taking them on and off for 3 years and never had any noticeable withdrawals
banter gran https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crQ4llWDl0Q
>>53633989
>>>/REDDIT/
REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT
>>53633960
what? i could tell she was into me, i'm not an autist.
Oneitis turned out to be a bit of a cunt lads.
Going to drop her.
>>53634036
You sure convinced me
>>53632761
One of them poos in the loo.
I SOLD SO MANY SO MANY DRUGS
BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE 2BELOVED
Lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQziCltWo&
>>53634040
differing cultural expectations
>>53634036
why are you asking for help if you're so sure?
>>53634021
Fuck off Yank
>>53634115
no, no, no. that couldn't possibly be it. must be some complex reason that we'll never understand desu
>>53634103
not keen on females generally
>>53634036
>didn't recognise she was joking and you went on the defensive
>"i'm not an autist"
https://youtu.be/wNoareaNZus?t=1m10s
foy
>>53634174
This is awful, I hate drum and bass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQmOR_QLfQ
>Asian compassion
>>53634036
>even pretending to be offended by being told you look like justin bieber
he's wanted by most girls in the world. why do people pretend like it'd be awful to be compared to his looks?
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
>I hate things
>>53633973
top lad moderation is the key
>>53634232
White people are the only race that have empathy when it comes to animals
Jun desu lads
biget
>>53632342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzok3LsOtR4
>biget
>I like things
>Flatmate is in his room tripping on weed and acid
Wut do lads
>>53634230
so do i normally, that tune is an exception though, them vocals and reese bassline
Englands my favourite country and im not even english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqtaoz4QFX8
>>53634354
>tripping on weed
>>53634354
Shag him.
Made a lisicki thread on /tv/ again lads
catch me if you can cuz i'm the england man
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
>>53634354
Make him overdose then steal his shit
>>53634329
>(racist)
:/
also does that lad starts going out with Shaun's mum doesn't he?
>>53634334
god damn british men are ugly in most instances.
It seems like there is a group of just incredibly attractive brits, then the rest that look like this.
Can't wait to pull when I'm in england
Put my cv on cvlibrary and this fucking recruitment agency has been calling me daily, all they do is "graduate sales roles". Can't stand sales. I don't answer and they still leave voicemails every time.
>>53634370
Fuck off back home Raj
>>53634370
VERA
WHAT HAS BECOME OF YOU
proper tearjerker desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqNuNY0qaO4
>>53634372
You know what I meant m8
>>53634370
Rasheed
Good evening, lads! :)
I'm really looking forward to the brand new Argos catalogue that's launching nationwide tomorrow. With thousands of great deals and reductions on top name brands, I know I'll be able to find some great new year treats for me and my family.
How about you?
watching Mastermind lads
some bint got 3 (three) points for her specialist subject
>>53634401
>>53634425
I'm Scottish
>>53634124
she was into me for sure, but that's probably a work phone, might not be appropriate. fuck it. i just messaged her saying "thanks for the compliment, but I have to change my look now ;)"
nothing to lose.
shil
>>53634433
Pathetic viral market attempt. Fuck off. I can't believe someone gets paid for this shit
>>53634433
Argos is a fucking lifesaver. Internet shopping is great and all but you have to wait for delivery.
When you need something at short notice and claimed the same day, Argos is amazing.
>>53634392
>overdosing on weed or lsd
>>53634168
of course i did you mong, i was smiling when i said there goes your tip, and she laughed.
>>53634462
me with the hair
>>53634354
mixing weed and acid can make you prang out quite badly, make sure he's okay mate
https://www.youtube.com/user/hannahgirasol/videos?flow=grid&view=0&sort=p
>Modern British women
>>53634456
>I have to change my look from a guy that millions of women think is incredibly attractive
haha yeah fuck bieber man!!!
trolling
