Balts, the triggerers of the world. edition
>>53630649
First for /balt/ sucks
first for /balt/
Maybe it's just "made in Estonia" stuff.
>>53630707
Calm down, Selim
>>53630707
Why arent you at work, paying debts?
>>53630794
>post a reply
>forget to link it
Well, maybe I am getting kind of drunk, SO WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT HUH PUNK? NOTHING? THOUGHT SO!.
My previous post was meant for >>53630631
Does Latvia export any goods?
>>53630707
What's your beef?
>>53630750
>>53630768
>>53630893
Yes, karums.
>>53630940
allright gents
lets get the dub train rolling
Now ya'll..... should we or should we not break u these generals? I mean, I hardly ever see any posters except for that one based NZ dude posting here. Maybe it's time, you know?
>>53630707
chill out dude and gtfo
>>53630893
Memes and the famous "yell in a jar" which contains phrases such as
>NAZI BALTS
>FASHIST BALTS
>YOU GUYS ARE TOTALY SLAVIC
>YOU GUYS ARE TOTALY GERMAN CLAY
>YOU GUYS ARE TOTALY RUSSIAN CLAY
>YOU GUYS ARE TOTALY SWEDISH CLAY
>FUCKING FASHISTI LATVIANS
>>53630997
Don't they post during the night?
>>53630995
Ok, I'll start
>>53630794
It might be that "ooh it's a great quality product as chosen by some food tasters" thing.
I am not a robot desu.
>>53630995
Dubs pls ;'(
>>53631043
Cmon dude, try harder
dubs and Estonia gets banned
dubs 4 viper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdImHj86zio
>>53631100
>double doubles
Noice m8
>>53630750
Good lad
>>53630796
>>53630799
>>53630898
>>53631013
Bad lads
>>53631084
Ofc you are not a robot
You are a cockroach
>>53631100
CHECK EM CHECK EM!
>>53630893
yes
>>53631151
>be Greek
>no internet for debts for 5 months
>pimp your body for some money
>ooo great internet is back
>what about shitposting in /balk/ for a while
>too stupid to read properly
>shitposts in /balt/ instead
>tfw have two bedrooms in my apartment
>tfw have a big ass beds in my bedrooms
>tfw have no one to keep me warm at night and whisper sweet nothing in my ear
;_;
>>53631084
Excuse me, but I happen to have a masters degree in psychology and liberal arts so I know what I'm saying when I say you're using reverse psychology on us.
>>53631230
you called ?
>>53631230
I can be there with you on one condition, familia.
>>53631209
Tried2hard/10
WHERE IS OUR PERSONAL BANTER ARAB REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53631341
Why don't you Turks take it elsewhere?
Post pics of muscular roos
>>53631230
>Whisper nothing at my ear
Say no more senpai
Gents
I am SEVERELY lacking in /bantz/ memes
help me out
>>53631377
what have you got against insect fights?
singles - stay awake
dubs - sleep
>>53631406
they will come dear lithuania, they will come
i will personally make mint condition menes during weekend
i promise
>>53631377
Post some good shit you're listening to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg7l44LQwkk
>>53631401
>>53631552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de1aPKXBdAE
>>53631355
how you want your memes f@m?
>>53631552
>Good
>worst music
Have some real music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dav_BFvCNiQ
>>53631552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg&index=61&list=LLvI1tAF1BpHE-xVQDluR-BQ
>>53631406
You just cannot ask for for such things, not even the ones we've said. They will come on their own and the best will remain. Dubs out.
... no comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNSkjXGmnRk
>>53631552
>listening to the same album for the third day straight
I don't even know why I like her so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3i5OiHGK78
>>53631636
dank baltic and anti russian presented by the banter arab
I want to tell about you to the girl I love when we meet. What should I tell?
Starting to get a bit drunk, lads
eesti is beesti
letonia is amazonia
litwa is barmitzwah
>>53631552
Nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF7AU12LMB0
>>53631298
What condition would that be?
>>53631552
I like patriotic songs :c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qURQSlUHDYI
>>53631710
Is that you Rasmus? My drinking, buddy?
>>53631605
Sr senpai Germany said that I can't post images above 50 kb
>>53631552
Listening to a song about your mom kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
>>53631230
I'm here for you.
>>53631752
Patriotic songs are nice 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkR3ynb5YDY
>>53631732
Oh its simple.
United Kingdom of Courland and Samagottia.
After this is done im all yours, Vytaut.
>>53631644
Yo I can imagine walking through the desert tripping my fucking balls off listening to this on some arabic pilgrimage
>>53631752
>Is that you Rasmus? My drinking, buddy?
Nope mate
>>53631644
This reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUchAD44xA8
>>53631486
bantz is shit
>>53631800
What are your favorite WW2 warsongs from your guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1eo9-Mm1VI
>>53631810
Funny thing I heard it first after Latvia guy posted before
>>53631800
Lithuania somehow doesn't look like a shithole in this. Nice.
>>53631552
who /NotActuallyListeningToItRightNowButPostingItAnyway/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcqGVyjL59A
>>53631802
>Vytaut
Plz, it's Vytautas, or more precisely Vytautai in this case. But you can call me Andrej.
>>53631860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luwkeWGI8RM
>>53631839
Is the Alexander buying lad gone then?>>53631878
>Lithuanis being shit
>Latvia being shit
>Estonia being shit
>Baltics being shit
You're free to leave.
>>53631710
Holly shit! Me too! Are we the same person?
>>53631860
This is the most basedest song but it's a forest brother song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZIcnYcGmJA
>>53631860
>>53631912
Original version is called "SS marschiert in Feindesland".
Liesten up, mates
>>53631895
ANDRIUHA
Lithuania Religious
Estonia Atheistic
Latvia ...?
>>53631895
>Andrej
>>53632024
Lutheran
Listen to some Ottoman music. Trippy. I will never live in 1700s İstanbul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=248NZ73BE2c
>>53632000
>Pyzduha
>>53632024
orthodox
>>53631860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiiPLfq9mis
Yeah, I know it's a cover, whatever.
>>53632024
Every old grandma will be Christian, the rest are atheists
>>53632049
RETURN CONSTANTINOPLE YOU HEATHEN FAGGOT
>>53632024
>Lithuania Religious
You wot m8?
>tfw not smoking hookah and drink coffee with my bros in 1800s İstanbul
>>53631953
I'm not sure. I think I'm confused.
>>53632024
>Estonia Atheistic
Nope m8. Non-religious, not atheistic. We still have our spiritual shit from the ancient days. Just if you ask about spiritual stuff from Estonians, most of them answer they believe in these kinds of stuff. So not atheistic. We have a lot of pagans too.
>>53631988
>SS marschiert in Feindesland
The one i posted was the march of our 19th Waffen SS division, so its no wonder they had the same beat.
>>53631984
Sounds based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQFLN6B64l8
This is one of our partizan songs
>>53631912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqSXi24K1bw
>We dont worship those who were yesterday, we dont know who will come tommorow, Let Stalin or Churchill hang us, it doesnt matter how the dices fall.
This is one of the most based latvian legionnaire songs i can think of
>>53632133
This 2bh. My parents clasify themselves as catholic, although we never went to church and my dad literally said "god doesn't exist, everybody knows this" to a 16 year old me. Most people claim they're religious even though they aren't here.
>>53632176
Estonia is somewhere between Agnostic and Pagan. Most people don't care about organized religion.
>>53632133
lad...
>>53632024
latvians are wizards and witches, you should be careful of what you speak around them or you'll turn into a commieblock with chicken legs
>>53631720
there you are my based nigga with good taste glad you're still with us
>>53632024
Majority Lutheran, but most of the people are paganic becuase fuk de sistem
>>53632049
nice dude. this is pretty fucking catchy
>>53632133
KOKS ZMOGUS BE TIKEJIMO? ZMOGUS BE SIELOS .BE JAUTRUMO .TUSCIAS .TUSCIA VIETA UZPILDO KITA MATERIJA.
>>53632219
>The one i posted was the march of our 19th Waffen SS division, so its no wonder they had the same beat.
Yeah, I know. It was popular back in the days to take German military beats and write some awesome lyrics to it in your own language.
>>53631552
>>53632024
not retarded
>>53632326
Are you the regular UAE poster?
This one is good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emL4NbemciQ
>>53632295
Are you the same lad that posted memphis rap in a /balt/ thread a while ago?
>>53632400
oops forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-T63_DK8hc
>>53632400
do you have the classic image i could edit?
Im drunk and bored might as well produce shitty OC
>>53632422
>Ottoman """""""""""""""""""""music"""""""""""""""""""""
>>53632422
yeah it's me. playing Risk hence the tripcode
suomi
>>53632272
Bullshit. This is from a self-reported survey where they literally ask people "what faith are you?". The knee-jerk reaction is "roman catholic" because they've been baptized, but most people are agnostic or some weird as mix of christianity and pagan beliefs.
>tfw wasn't baptized because my father is an actual atheist
>>53632422
Memes aside, it is pretty good. Got anymore like this?
>>53632429
Yeah that's me man
>>53632471
Hi my friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9UrvjIXfEk
>>53632538
perkele
>Ottoman Turks dressing in Lithuanian flag
What the fuck is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5j-9cCHkq8
>>53632468
nope sorry i got this instead
>>53632686
They might be fans of cepelinai su spirgais. It's perfectly normal.
>>53632626
Ahh shit, glad you're still around, I thought you left or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta8QHq89Mnk
>>53632596
Not like this but this is very love sad music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpR0lrBlGfE
>>53632713
*remembers all those brave Estonians who died fighting for the glorious Nazi cause*
It is indeed very sad.
aw shit
I think I have Bell Clapper deformity
https://poal.me/vgaffw
vote /balk/
>>53632807
remembers all germans that died in war since the Empire
Ever woke up with a strong urge to off yourself for no reason really?
>>53631552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
>>53632878
It's a normal /balt/ic feeling.
>>53632713
Doesn't Argentina still have SS-like military parade uniforms and German military marches?
>>53632807
>*remembers all those brave Estonians who died fighting for the glorious Nazi cause*
You don't understand it, m8. They were fighting for our lands. Most of the Estonians in SS didn't give a fuck about Hitler or the future of Germany. All they wanted, was a free Estonia.
>>53632878
Not all of us Lithuanian.
Here have a not-totally-pessimistic Latvian war song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yoAt_P2vGI
Great song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUZhOi0upX0
>>53632878
Pretty much every morning.
>6:30AM
>hear alarm
>think to myself "kurwa blyad naxui"
>feel crushing despair
>shower, shave and brush teeth
>take dog out for a walk
>go to work
Literally EVERY Monday to Friday
>>53632779
haha I tried with no luck
what you think of this man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkejaZo5gNw
>>53632969
t.Joonas Eisenhausen
>>53632969
It is Chile, it is the same style, they even play panzerlied
>>53632807
Fuck off, Nigel.
Latvian and Estonian SS divisions had a chance to fight against the Red Plague and they took it. None of them cared or gave a shit about the war, they all wanted their country back. Its because of you all faggots who spout
>BALT FASHISTIII
>NAZI BALTS
that we embrace us being SS, to trigger you faggots.
>>53633054
>be NEET
>wake up when I want
>play games all day
wageslaves, when will they learn?
>>53633066
Great song, gives me the feels sometimes, nice music video as well. I haven't really gotten into Oddisee, but I really like his beats.
>>53633066
Odissee makes good beats.
>>53633066
Y'all niggas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXZ8LaMf_ac
>>53632878
If its sunny outside no.
If its not yeah.
I can't off myself and ruin a perfectly fine day for smb
>>53633132
Not all of us want to be autistic leeches, then yell at niggers for doing the same.
>>53633106
triggered
>>53633205
ebin :DDDDDD
>>53633132
Oh no, my job is great and it makes me forgot how shitty the rest of my life is. I don't curse each morning because of my work, I do it because I haven't died in my sleep, and I hate the rest of my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqJsBttxmjc
Listen to this. Shake your belly. Never think about suicide again. I like yours and I don't want your death
>>53633106
>>53632969
Just say that all balts are edgelords
>>53633046
There's this thing I don't get. Why is it called Ottoman Empire in English? I mean, in Estonian We call it "Osmani Impeerium", after Osman I, who created it.
>>53633066
noice, liked the video...
>>53633177
Project Pat's new stuff is pretty horrible though 2bh.
>>53633315
maybe they're just fond of ottomans
>>53633315
We call it Osmanlı. This happens. We call Latvia Letonya
>>53633311
>Not being proud of countries heritage and what your grand-grand/grand fathers fought for
Set yourself on fire, Narva resident.
https://euobserver.com/migration/131840
Is Lithuanian secretly Prussian?
>>53633315
>>53633392
We call Ottomans different as well. its Osmaņu impērija here
>>53633159
>>53633164
>>53633177
Based
This is why I love /balt/, respect guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPfDgFfoEns
>>53633404
>Baltic
>heritage
>history
>being proud of anything
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>53633435
>we need to deal with Russian dickery
>"HURR LITHUANIANS ARE SLAVS DEAL WITH IT FAGGOTS"
>shitskins flooding south Europe
>"solidarity"
every fucking time
>>53633459
No, Latvia and Estonia are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxggA_Xy1ck
>>53633483
>>53633435
>caring just now about something that has been a thing for over 26 years
>>53633459
There's nothing secret about it. A lot of old prussians moved to lithuanian when "the Christening" happened.
>>53633483
>how to spot an uneducated person 101
>>53633463
Fun fact, Bronson didn't actually drive the bike in the Easy Rider music video. They towed him or some shit because he's too fat.
>>53633483
Of course you cant make it up because it's there, you flaming faggot. At least we didnt get cucked by vikings like you did.
>>53633516
>Prussians
>Germans
Holly shit, I'd expect something like that from a foreigner but not from a latvian... What the fuck?
>>53633567
Whats in that article? Too drunkish too read it.
>>53633404
Yeah its important to speak to every british citizen why did we killed russians.
>>53633392
>We call Latvia Letonya
This I get - Lettonia is Latvia in Latin. But where did all this Ottoman thing came from. Osman is still called Osman in English, Not Ottoman.
>>53633462
Yeah, I get it. It's logical - Osman Empire in Latvian - after it's creator.
>>53633483
ah piss off with your banter, nobody's in the mood m8
>>53633578
hahaha seriously? XD He's too fat to ride a bike??
>>53632024
In this moment I am euphoric not because of some phony god's blessing or the pseudo intellectual ramblings of an edgy biologist, but because I've inhaled lots of bonfire smoke, and have been given a large dose of painkillers to numb the pain of the burns.
>>53633623
We could be meme prussians since prussians and baltic germans were the first dukes of the courland duchy. And of course livonian order n shit
>>53633712
Yeah he's pretty fucking fat
>>53633712
Better believe it.
>>53633678
Yes it is. Especially to
>WE WUZ EN EMPIR 300 YERS AGO
britcucks.
>>53633712
>>53633581
>>53633578
>>53633564
thanks for (You)
>>53633817
>haha gais i was onlie LE trolling gais
>it was all a RUSSSE
>epic troll!!!
>ill post this to my 9gaga friends of me TROLLING YOU ALLA HAHA
>>53633720
You do realize that prussians were a thing before germans decided to genocide most of them, enslave the rest, move into their lands and take their name?
>>53633674
a thing that was signed back in 1990 in dublin is about to be a thing
>>53633777
Actually British Empire was at it's peak bascially 120 years ago, during the reign of queen Victoria.
>>53633674
>ussians since prussians an
>In a matter of weeks, the European Commission will propose to unravel a decades old key asylum law known as the Dublin regulation.
>The system would allocate "quasi-automatically" """""""""""""""""Refugees""""""""""""""""""""" applicants to member states.
>>53633865
>tfw whenever I see "prussian" I automatically think of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQERyXXCMwQ
>>53633900
Did you get an autism attack making this post?
>>53633900
Guess its time to leave the EU.
>lel guis we cosed a mes pls fix
>>53633865
i do, but they were called Old Prussians.
Hence the difference "Old' and "Prussians"
>>53633768
>>53633774
That's pretty fucking funny desu. You guys heard of Joey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ44rc_D7sE
>>53634023
>"Old' and "Prussians"
Well that's just one of the historical injustices we yet have to fix. If I killed you, moved in your apartment and enslaved your gf/wife, I wouldn't be called Janis, and you Old-Janis.
>>53633900
>One of the principal aims of the Dublin Regulation is to prevent an applicant from submitting applications in multiple Member States. Another aim is to reduce the number of "orbiting" asylum seekers, who are shuttled from member state to member state. The country that the asylum seeker first applies for asylum is responsible for either accepting or rejecting asylum, and the seeker may not restart the process in another jurisdiction.
>The country that the asylum seeker first applies for asylum is responsible for either accepting or rejecting asylum, and the seeker may not restart the process in another jurisdiction.
THEY CANT DO ANYTHING TO US! FUCK THE BRUSSELS EU WARS NOW
>>53631860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5K-ZNkJ1ag
>mfw we used this song as a marching song when I served in the military
I heard someone saying the word Prussia is from old baltic language prūsa so he wanted to say something like that prussia was more baltic and somehow slav than Germans. Shocking.
Have a gondola
http://youtu.be/RCb09o0HKiA
>>53634142
Well yeah. In my humble opinion B4.Da.$$ was the 2015 hiphop AOTY.
Fav song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz9tFxGN30s
Latvians are extra autistic tonight.
>>53634146
actually kekd. i know it was injustice and fuck the germans for doing it since old prussians were just as baltic as me and you and their language was the same as ours, but on my original post i meant the genocided german rape baby prussians that were in the duchy of courland and before livonian order, so i could make and epic joke about latvia and estonia being le ebin meme prussia.
>>53634207
Yes, "prūsai" was one of the three major baltic tribes, but they got conquered by germans who took their name. Now only two remain.
>>53634226
t.ivan ivanovich ivanov
What's your favorite book, /balt/? Any literature that's particularly popular in your country?
>>53634156
based
We also sing legionnaire and riflemen songs in the national guard for fun, but not as actual marching songs.
>>53634285
Stop posting please, you're embarrassing Latvians.
>>53634319
War and Peace is my favorite book.
>Any literature that's particularly popular in your country?
Young Adult novels. Even adults read them. It's pathetic.
>>53634319
reading is for losers
>>53634319
>>53634215
that's DOPE! Man too bad you don't live in Eesti, we could be chillin'
>>53634319
from our literature or foreign?
if you meant our then it would probably be "Dvēseļu putenis"
>Storm of souls
We're making a movie about it now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DMbp2dZPKs
>>53634319
autobiographies seem to be very popular here
Don't really have a fav book
>>53634356
suicide please you're a russian subhuman
>>53634410
Can't you find any buddies that appreciate hiphop in Estonia? It's pretty popular in Lithuania. I've even been getting into Lithuanian hiphop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrAmX9xIb8Y
>>53634430
We have Forest of the Gods. I think a lot of people would say it's pleb tier, because it was required reading in school, but I kind of like it.
>>53634430
Why do Latvians never stop thinking about the war? How long can the butthurt persist?
>>53634521
It was good. I liked the gruesome humour.
>>53634529
Ignore the autist, please.
>>53634529
Why do brits never stop sucking cock? How long can they take the semen?
>>53634319
novels at all, but russian literature is strong here also
>>53634319
>Any literature that's particularly popular in your country?
yes, all the works by nietzsche, especially the antichrist, then, the satanist bible and dawkins god illusion etc.
the list of books we use to start fires and wipe ass with: the bible
>>53634572
>>53634602
#triggered
>>53634572
>sucking up to the british
Off yourself, russian.
>>53634649
darwin is also very popular, compulsory literature in the infant ward already
>>53634319
ket book is most popular book
2€ selle peale, et Taavi Mädaröigas on ka järgmine peaminister.
>>53634692
haha u sure got me :^)
When was the last time you saw a nigger?
>>53634815
Today looking at the mirror
>>53634488
Probably could, I just usually hang around the same crowd and don't go out of my way to go to shows.
That shit's crazy btw, never heard Lithuanian rap before.
You like AFRO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c3X91Ld-GU
>>53634649
>all the works by nietzsche
Holy shit, my nigga. Sama siin.
>>53634815
Few minutes ago in the mirror.
>>53634713
>>53634776
Every single post you've made tonight made me cringe. You are literally the most autistic Latvian I have seen in a long while.
Are you by chance lauķis?
>>53634815
Just right now, in the mirror.
>>53634835
Go to EHHF, nigga
>>53634815
in the screen reflection when i turned the light off
>>53634863
>youre a nationalistic Latvian and love your country
>stop pls
Off yourself, russian. Or perhaps you're one of those edgy teens "FUCK THE GOVERNMENT, LATVIA IS SHIT LET ME LEAVE" types.
>>53634768
Aga kes siis veel?
Poiss teeb hetkel head tööd ja tüürib Eestit õiges suunas.
>>53634835
Haven't heard many songs by him, but he's definitely got crazy technique.
>>53634838
no sa oled ju eestlane, ja iga eestlase kohustuslik kirjandus sisaldab niitset :DD
Guys, how do I keep from drunktexting my gf?
>>53635003
with your phone
>>53635003
>my gf
leave
>>53635003
turn off your phone right now
>>53634980
Why don't you go back to delfi and stop embarrassing the country you love so much.
>>53635003
>hide phone before drinking
>then drink so much you don't remember where you put it
>>53635003
>Guys, how do I keep from drunktexting my gf?
By drunkcalling her.
>>53635030
>>53635083
But I can just turn it on later.
>>53635058
You ain't the boss of me, I've been here for over 10 years.
>>53635090
You're a literal retard, you know that right? Whats that liberal shithole Delfi got to do anything?
>p-pls lev!!!!!!!
>>53634835
Holy shit this is great. Sounds like Tec9 w/o the ooh-me-so-scary bullshit.
>17 years old
Motherfucker sounds 30.
>>53634928
Ima be straight with you, I'm from the US. This stands for Estonian Hip Hop Festival I assume, and if that assumption is correct, when and where does it take place? I realize I could google it but i'd rather make conversation.
>>53634991
For sure man, you got any other good shit I can add to my playlist?
>>53635003
Crash your phone. With no survivors :DD
>>53634768
Võid kindel olla
Good morning ~
>>53635198
I think I do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ0sPxRf_fY
>>53635198
In Elva, near Tartu.
t. Tartufag
>>53635225
How ya go'an
>>53635225
Hey chap
>>53635198
Are you in the military or smth
>>53635198
I'm probably going to get shit from the other guy who seems to be much better versed in hip hop than I, but I think these guys were one of the first in Lithuania. albeit somewhat "mainstream".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCRurARBvJ8
>>53635178
>liberal shithole
Alright, lad, once again you've proven my point.
You should check out delfi comments, you will find a lot of like-minded people there.
>>53635304
>>53635225
Is Aussybois waking up finally?
