¡Yeb! edition
threadly reminder that 2016 is the year of the gf and we're all gonna make it
Press F to share guac recipe
Protect the black children
>>53606306
doubtful.
GF's are for normies, not psychopaths like me.
WE NEED TO THINK OF THOSE IN OUR SOCIETY WHO ARE MOST VULNERABLE
THAT IS
SPICS
NIGGERS
TOWELHEADS
SLUTS
FAGS
AND OTHER ASSORTED DEGENERATE SHITSKINS
>>53606347
>people at the bottom of the food chain
>most vulnerable
Swedes out edition
>>53606347
>>53606307
Avocados, Lemon juice, a touch of garlic, and leave it the fuck alone after that.
>>53606306
I hope this works man. I've made this pledge every year since 2006
>>53606306
but I like men
>>53606369
>LMM enters /cum/
>>53606367
what
it was half ¡yeb! quote half racial slurs
>dad abuses mum, she comes to live with me
>watching republican debates, she starts yelling at trump
>tell her to shut up, he's factually correct
>she screams at me for supporting him
>tells me she's moving back in with my dad
>calls him and says she didn't raise me to think like this
I tried to explain that it's not like I'm voting or donating to him.
>>53606388
literally call me omfg
>>53606388
you just THINK you do
with proper counseling and nightly bible readings, you will see the error of your ways and return to the path of righteousness
>>53606388
actual men or traps/twinks/femboys a.k.a trannies
>>53606405
your parents sound like retard trailer trash man, no offence lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhN5yv8lvdc
>>53606374
I think you meant to say limes
>>53606405
top kek
i feel like my mam is the same
like she doesnt have to benefit, shes a legal immigrant housewife
>>53606425
actual men
I AM the tranny
>>53606405
this is a bad post
How healthy am I
>>53606452
knee surgery
gonna start liftin next week lads
>>53606442
post tranny dick
>>53606470
but it's a blue board
>>53606432
I actually did. My error, thank you.
>>53606442
>300 replies 150 images omitted
>>53606476
fuck off janny
>>53606476
ya dude it will BLOW the jannie's MIND
>>53600985
Explain this please, Americans.
>>53606476
post it somewhere else and link it
>>53606476
https://uguu.se/
tw: blogpost
I'm a recovering aspie who's trying to get dates via tinder because i'm still a real life aspie who cant flirt with girls face to face.
Goddamn this shit's hard. Most matches are there for attention. Kinda making me lose my already low self-esteem.
>>53606505
the memes are real. it's literally explained in the thread
>>53606476
the jannies will like though
>>53606476
we havnt had a janny in about half a year now
>>53606537
But I don't want to believe that. I want to believe America isn't basically a daycare.
Don't do this, America.
>>53606405
>Mum says she knows Trump well because she watches his TV show and he'd make a good USA President
>starts whining about "bad things he says"
>tell her to stop forming decisions based on headlines and 10 second out of context clips
>she gets pissed off
>tell her reality tv shows are also fake
she doesn't talk to me about politics, it's great not living with them anymore because she can't scold me for days for no reason
>>53606557
Your mom sounds like an educated and worldly lady.
Do people in this general lift?
>>53606555
yah suck my willie dude
>>53606399
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
i fuck you
>>53606588
Gross.
>>53606586
she watches Doctor Oz, CBC, and loves health food trends so defiantly
>>53606476
lol
last /cum/'s image was a bottomless girl
there's currently a cowtit thread
that slav general had a video of a dog licking some girl's pussy and it never got deleted
>>53606588
I do now.
>>53606426
Their net worth is in the millions, they're just kind of crazy.
>>53606440
What really sucks is my mum is pretty far left. I tried to explain that only Bernie intends to help the working class as much as Trump.
>>53606444
This is a bad trips.
>>53606588
started lifting about a week and a half ago
gains here I come
>>53606588
i just lifted my pants a bit does that count?
>>53606624
>far left
>want to elect someone who's jingoism is on par with hitler
Comical.
Hell, he's already picked out his enemy within and enemy without.
>>53606588
yes
>>53606547
Bullshit jailisco is a janny
porn was the worst thing to happen to my life
>>53606679
ᵖʳᵒᵒᶠˢ
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/tales-trail-trump-gets-yawns-bush-s-guac-accident-n494331
>>53606588
babby's first time lifting I think
>>53606516
>>53606513
you know, I was depressed and attention starved enough to do it but my phone's dead
>>53606270
cool
>>53606840
Awe :(
Don't do that sort of thing anon. You can get attention for things you like about yourself, not likely hate :3
>>53606739
t. low test beta
>>53606888
I don't really care about it actually, I only dislike my junk in an abstract 'why couldn't I have been a girl' way
>>53606935
Alright, anon. Whatever suits you.
I still imagine it doesn't feel good to have people wanting the parts you least like about yourself. (Probably? I dunno. I'm just guessing here)
>>53606961
Stop projecting, everyone is different
>>53606971
Hence me saying I'm just guessing.
I'm just trying to be nice, why so rude?
>>53607005
like her style desu
>>53607005
I didn't choose the stug life, the stug life chose me.
Why do girls have no hobbies? If they do, they're usually very limited.
>>53606588
What happened? He used to be so aesthetic
lads, if a grill I know just liked and commented on a scattered month's worth of my FB posts, is this a sign
>>53607004
and then you went on to project what you think they should feel, which is bullshit tbqh. It doesn't work like that, and you of all people should know better than to be enforcing molds on others.
>>53606961
I don't really care about why guys want me, it's immaterial. What matters is how they treat me.
I just don't want them to pressure me to put it in their butt. That's always the worst.
>>53607039
sure, send her a message
>>53607005
Why is she so perfect, /a/?
>>53607066
l-like what
>>53607029
>tank
>no anime decals
>>53607092
"Hey"
>>53607090
wrong picture
>>53607092
go with a classic like
"ey bby u wan sum fuk???""
>>53607092
"stop creeping all over my facebook it's fucking weird"
>>53607092
"joseph stalin did nothing wrong"
>>53607092
hey bby u wan sum fuk
cum get dis ;)
>>53607032
video games and eating mcdonalds isn't a hobby
>anime
kill urself
>>53607090
>>53607109
>>53607032
My wife mods games. I'm the less interesting one. I just play vidya and shitpost here when I'm not busy with the necessities of day to day life.
I program, but not often lately, so meh, it would be disingenuous to claim that.
>>53607049
You know what? I think you're right. It was a poor way to frame a question and act of what in my mind was sympathy.
I made assumptions that I should not have.
>>53607054
Sorry for my assumptions :3
>>53607039
Based on that information alone, I can't give you useful feedback. Tell me more.
>>53607103
I hate those people so much.
>>53607117
>>53607123
seems a little abrupt
>>53607119
gas yourself, pinko
>>53607092
ey, you like big dicks
>>53607092
"I'm an emotionally stunted faggot that can't make his own choices."
>>53607033
too many roids
>>53607125
uuuuuh, yeah it is sweetie. :)
>>53607150
post underwear drawer or anime collection
>>53607135
um, We've known each other since High school. And she sporatically snapchats me about nothing
>>53607145
thats uncalled for
>>53607117
10/10
Holy shit I would laugh for days if I saw a guy do this.
>>53606469
good move
>>53607117
this for best results
>>53607137
this is a mean post please reconsider
>>53607178
>um, We've known each other since High school. And she sporatically snapchats me about nothing
Well, she either views you as a friend and wants to keep in touch, rather than let the friendship become increasingly distant and strained.
Or she's got a crush.
The appropriate response to both us... talk to her like a normal person. If you two seem flirty after a while, ask her out?
>>53607004
http://(4x2)ch.net/cuteboys/res/194553.html
hes looking for some wank material
>>53607135
Apologize to lmm
>>53607132
moe redefined
>>53607063
no
>this thread
>>53607229
join us
>>53607254
get outta my ukraine hitler
>>53606270
he's so autistic
does any1 want 2 b my frend ?
>>53607254
what does hitler bring for presents?
>>53607273
only in a purely heterosexual way
>>53607272
I feel like Cruz actually stumped Trump in this one.
>>53607273
ill be your friend
>>53607273
ill be your friend :3
>>53607267
no u
>when the acid literally blows your mind
>>53607277
social benefits, economic recovery, propaganda, and some death stuff
reminder that youre a failure if you have more guys in your contacts than girls
>>53607204
Why are you linking me this?
>>53607291
Cruz got a few good hits in
>>53607333
it's rude to reject gifts
>>53607329
[citation needed]
>>53607329
litterally only one boy in my contacts
>>53607272
watching jeb is like watching that one kid that school that is getting bullied really bad and you feel kinda bad
but it's kinda funny still because it brought it on himself
>>53607329
Is it bad if you have like 75% girls and like hardly any male friends?
give greencard
>>53607303
>>53607305
>>53607289
luv u
>Tfw when you drop out of college, finish a trade school and make more money than most college educated people
I honestly want Bernie Cuck Sanders to give everyone degrees so my job can be all the more needed.
All of you are /cum/ming too fast for me, I'll be going to bed. Good luck :D
>>53607329
>having contacts
>having IRL friends
>>53607387
do you have a steam anon?
I need to view straight porn
>>53607386
gib emma watson
>>53607389
>tfw not cute
>>53607393
make sure to lock down the house so you don't get murdered then raped while asleep
>>53607416
good taste, shes literally my childhood crush so perfect ;-;
>>53607414
/s/01107b7816/698440-1
>>53607414
go for it bud, do us all proud
>>53607414
Kinda gay Tbh
>Canada
Is your Prime Minister at fault because of his womyn economy minister, or will he just blame the previous PM because he can't take responsibility?
>>53607204
What is this? Are these posters from /cum/?
>>53607393
night germany~
>>53607329
I've tried friending people but no one friends me back
>>53607393
good night germany
>>53607386
Apply for the lottery. You're chances are about as good as yesterday's powerball.
well how about you friend and how about me, whats left when were all used up?
>>53607273
Absolutely.
Is benchmade a well made brand of knife?
>>53607442
Fucking kek
>>53607442
idk maybe if we pray to the money gods something good will happen
>>53607442
wow well I know where I'm going on vacation this year
>>53607426
That's the fun of commie blocks, you realize someone walking on the floor fast.
>>53607447
>>53607451
You too
>>53607444
yeah, montana is this fella>>53607451
and the mexican is this one>>53607303
>>53607414
http://nhentai.net/g/94904/
Guys I managed to save my bitcoins with the -zapwallettxes command line argument.
So happy, managed to salvage around $200
Just woke up from a very comfy nap too
>>53607487
>inb4 Canadian shota sex tourism
Redpill me on Southern Baptists /cum/
>>53607519
>redpill
fuck off
>>53607499
Pretty disgusting
Couldn't this be viewed as a raid? I see them targetting posters to bully off of /cum/ in that thread
What's a good board game to play with my wife's son? I have to look after him while she goes out tonight.
>>53607505
Good to know.
You probably shouldn't mess around with cryptocurrencies .
>>53607519
>caring about heretics
wew criminal
>>53607507
anon pls
>>53607507
protect your shotas!
>>53607547
I just made a mistake and forgot to change my settings from using a zero-fee transaction from when I made a smaller one a while ago.
My own stupid fault desu
>>53607505
noice bud
>>53607442
Saudi's are technically to blame, our economy, like Russia is based off oil and no governments make an effort to change that.
Liberals, and specifically Weedman's family also has a history of being bad for the oil industry here so when he was elected the economy took another hit. We're likely going to have a bad recession for the next while.
>The anger and alienation of Albertans also led Mr. Lougheed to oppose many of Mr. Trudeau’s proposed plans for the Constitution Act of 1982; he argued against granting Ontario and Quebec veto powers, fought for provincial resource rights and insisted on the notwithstanding clause.
> "Let the Eastern bastards freeze in the dark"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Energy_Program#Western_alienation_in_Canada
Some small manufacturing sectors will do well and tourism will have a boom, however, but those industries don't pay well and tend to be unskilled labour.
>>53607543
how old is he? Haven't played in awhile but I remember setllers of catan being pretty fun and easy to learn
@53607543
weak b8
>>53607559
>he isnt presbyterian
>>53607519
Really religious and conservative. That's it.
>>53607543
>using /sp/ memes on /int/
ISHYGDDT
>>53607601
Good lad.
>>53607601
>he isn't part of the one true apastolic church
>he doesn't attend Latin Mass
Shiggy
>>53607543
I play Jenga while my wife's out with her boyfriend.
>>53607617
Hallejua
>>53607622
latin mass is literally satanic. fuck off
religious people are so annoying. Jeez, just get enlightened already by science
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
http://hijra2ireland.com/
>want to try opioid medication
>only have Tramadol
what do
>>53607601
this
>>53607503
>>53607434
neither are working for me
gonna try non-brown schoolgirls getting raped
>>53607654
depends on the religion
there's this jesus group that gives out free food to homeless people downtown and yesterday I saw them flying a Finnish and Canadian flag. Kind of confused desu.
>>53607654
Do not judge thine brother with a beam in your own eye
>>53607622
this
Methodism is the only acceptable Protestant faith
>he isnt a freemason
>>53607643
>a Protestant calling mass satanic
>>53607654
>being so uptight about people meming and being open about their faith
Are atheists literally the new LGBT crybabies? Stop getting so offended.
>>53607654
>there will never be mecha pope
>>53607622
>go to funeral at church
>that part where they give you bread and wine
>only accept the wine, priest gives me a dirty look
>>53607654
>>53607675
no
Read something cute instead pls
/g/723968/189efe2987/
>>53607703
>implying you can't be both
C*tholic detected
>>53607717
yip yip yip yip!
this is the Canadian Minister of Defense
>>53607654
It's pretty heartwarming to see an entire thread berate fedorafags, tbqh
im bored family
>>53607700
Congregationalism is the only acceptable Protestant faith.
>>53607732
don't remind me
is our health minister at least not fat this time?
>>53607732
sikhs are brotier
>>53607732
but Sikhs are bro tier :^)
>>53607732
Pretty smart desu - once Trudeau's refugee policy inevitably backfires it'll be good to have a Sikh Minister of Defense to remove kebab
>>53607762
>>53607758
reddit pls go
>tfw learning about crusades in honors history
>teacher is a bull dyke saying the Muslims were innocent
Feels bad for my ancestors man
>>53607758
>>53607762
I struggle to tell when people are meme about this.
>>53607771
He's been pushed to be friendly towards them and apologized with memes when someone in Vancouver pepper sprayed some mudslimes.
>>53607740
I'm going to bed
night
>>53607732
Isn't he a total badass tho?
Feelin the Bern
>>53607804
All they really said in the media was he "saw action". But that's normal for soldiers that were deployed.
>>53607785
>Muslims were innocent
Just like Muslim rapists are innocent today :^)
>>53607543
>>53607623
This meme will never stop making me chuckle.
>>53607810
>he wants America to end up like the Europoors we make fun of daily
For what reason?
>>53607810
isn't he that guy who lies and promises free everything
>can go weeks without drinking no problem
>but when I drink I can't stop until I'm absolutely fucked
Damn. I envy those who can just drink a few brews after dinner or whatever, once I get a buzz going I simply cannot control myself.
>>53607836
DUDE
FREE SHIT
LMAO
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldZAmI2fCoA
>>53607852
I just wish I didn't need to drink so much to get drunk.
>>53607846
He's literally the Dude Free shit lmao candidate. If he wins, the US will hit another recession by the end of his term and will be fucked economically for a few decades
>>53607852
>drinking alcohol in 2 0 1 6
>>53607875
shut up
>>53607726
>>53607717
What does the yip yip yip mean?
>>53607884
Is this like grandma facebook memes trying to be hip and down the youth?
>>53607896
furry shit?
>>53607896
furries
>>53607836
many 'europoors' don't have it that bad. some of them have a considerably higher standard of living and human development index (hdi) compared to the us.
i'm not saying in any way that sanders could accomplish what he promises, though
>bought new mattress months ago
>spend so much time on it its already starting to sag
>>53607938
Is it going in or being pulled out?
>>53607925
>>53607910
As in a furry saying yip like instead of a dog actually yipping?
>>53607957
yea
>girl I know pulls down her pants
>fuck me, anon. pleeeeeeeeaaaas!
what does this mean? do you think she likes me?
>>53607957
As in a person pretending to be a dog.
>>53607946
god bless El Nino
>>53607971
Nope. Can't trust these whores ever. She's probably going to say you raped her later on.
t. /r9k/
>>53607942
just getting your moneys worth anon, how frugal of you
>>53607869
that's what I got from what I heard about him, sounds very unrealistic
>>53607984
socal?
me on the left
>>53608010
would vote
>>53608003
NorCal
>>53607836
I'm pro-choice, for background checks increasing in gun sales and closing loopholes, for increasing global effort to fight climate change, and for clean energy. Those issues matter most to me, so I'll vote in accordance
>>53608010
You and the guy on the right actually look normal. Strange.
>>53607989
>implying anyone that browses /r9k/ has even been near a woman
>>53607944
in you idiot
>>53607976
That would explain the aroooo
>>53608026
This picture is super applicable now. And I still can't believe this twink was ever a bar bouncer.
>>53608017
>for background checks increasing in gun sales and closing loopholes,
Which is cool and all but it's not going to prevent a single shooting. I'm sick of this stupid meme already
>>53606307
ayyyyyyy. ive been waiting to use this image )))))))))
want it to be morning so I can eat breakfast
>chinks
