the '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''northern''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' city of birmingham
>>53576517
... edition
crayon pop
Second pour le fil /fr/ançais
anus
moz
PAKIS
>>53576517
Nobody has ever called Birmingham Northern
>>53576607
>three fucking scimitars
Rasheed edition?
Just back from Liverpool lads, was very drunk last night, was in a club called mansion last night
the first 20 posts of a thread are just pure nonsense
The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes
>>53576633
why are his arms so hairy? seriously a turnoff
>>53576654
Last night last night last night
You've living in the FUCKING past mate
what do memes smell like lads?
Poleaboo's sister just found his crusty cumsock. Not sure what to do now.
>Nobody has ever called Birmingham Northern
>>53576654
Liverpool is absolutely wank for going out in
Fjording this thread...
..with no survivors!!!!
>The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes
Haven't had sex for weeks lads
>>53576692
that's a cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Gg7gdk5qk
>>53576712
pffft
stupid norway
>>53576712
>no survivors
YEAH YEAH YEAH I'M STILL ABOUT
>>53576733
you sir, are a sad sad individual
>>53576755
le grime gimmick, do you never listen to any other genre?
>>53576755
TEEEEEEEEEEEEMPZ
>>53576737
FONT
Any of you lads get it where your eyebrows will grow to a point where it almost looks like you have a monobrow?
Fucking annoying
>>53576776
>you sir
>sir
>>53576790
>le
fuck off reddit
Out walking in the snow lads.
/r/suicidewatch saved my life
>>53576792
Nah I don't get that because I'm white, you see
>>53576792
You shave your eyebrows don't you fa͏m?
>>53576755
IT'S BAIT IT'S BAIT
>>53576792
tweezer them out la
does everyone pretend like alan rickman was there favorite actor now?
Poleaboo doesn't enjoy the fedora meme at all.
Some mellaz don't like me cause I say I'm the king of grime
But time after time I show man I will never let no man gets the program
Over and over again I prove that any radioshow any DVD any station man
Put me up against gymmics sound effects flow man don't think that you go
Cause you're not ready for the slow man, you don't want drama trust me I can get hot like lava. So on point in the war, government, when I find out if I have been chattin to osama
Skepta the K I N G man start panicking when I MC yeh J Ables but his boy better know it's not murder INC.
>/r/suicidewatch saved my life
>>53576709
t. never been out in Liverpool
>>53576903
So I am
>>53576906
Course I do, it just brothers me
had enough of you cunts if im honest
check out my penthouse lads, prime london real estate
>>53576968
well, are you honest?
Just watched Calvary lads. What a film
>>53576965
Shaving your hairs promotes facial growth, you should have left it as is la
H-HAND OVER THE SLAGS...THAT'S IT...NICE AND EASY NOW...
Heating's fixed lads. The cracked radiator caused an airlock in the heating. Bled another radiator then did the thing where you blast water back through the hot tap to clear the water pipes. Running a bath now.
>>53577012
Well I can't not shave lmao
A fuck nigga that's that shit I don't like
>>53577021
ok then
does everyone pretend like david bowie was there favourite singer now?
>>53577012
That's a myth
>>53577012
isnt that a myth
>>53577012
Myth
wow, i woke up today and found another rich white man died
the white population is plummeting. the white birth rate is in dire straits while the non-white birth rate is holding remarkably resilient. everything is going according to plan.
>>53576956
I have and it was shite, the highlight of the evening was watching some scouse scumlord beating up his gf in the middle of the road while they both screamed unintelligible pidgin english at each other
>>53576703
shove it down her throat you degenerate
how many shits have fucked up today then lads?
>>53576965
t. woman
>>53577067
>>53577071
>>53577074
MYTHBUSTED!
>>53576934
Neither do I
I ignore every single post that contains a fedora image
>>53577074
>>53577071
>>53577067
mythmind
>Poleaboo found a video clip of her today
>She was with friends at a party
>it stirred up complex emotions
>mostly negative
>tfw Poleaboo will never be a part of that scene or one like it
>tfw she shouldn't be so happy when I'm so miserable and she's the partial cause of it
At least Poleaboo pulled a Harrison Jones from his Tavern Brawl pack in Hearthstone
These bitches love sosa
>>53577149
>poleaboo
stop this meme
he doesnt even exist
I SAID HAND OVER THE FUCKING SLAGS
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>53576857
it snowed in ireland?
heres chicago snow
cold out
>>53577149
feels good to be normie and never know the feels you are describing desu
>>53577176
>Michael Fassbender is related to west brit scum Michael Collins
>>53577067
>>53577074
>>53577071
NEW MOOOOT
Azusa
>>53577062
Nah, I think when a really popular celebrity dies heaps of people online get or act upset for like a day then it dies out.
Not really sure about in real life since I have no mates but I doubt many people talk about it desu, at least in Australia anyway.
7188
Fuck off underage spacker
>>53577108
soft lad
>>53577188
what neighborhood?
>tfw listened to David Bowie for as long as I can remember
>tfw go into work and everyone is listening to him
>tfw tomorrow I'll go in and everyone will be massive Harry Potter fans
>>53577180
mems first kiddo
>>53577210
Still more attractive than most of this general
>>53577214
i aint with the drama
you can meet my llama
dae take like 5 minutes to write a 2 sentence reply on the internet, hope it's not just me haha
>>53577214
>caring about celebrities
>calling people with different opinions other than yours shoneens
>taking someone who is literally called bender seriously
śmh ťbh fåm
Poleaboo just finished a wank to aforementioned video. Little bit of spunk landed on Poleaboo's lip. Tasted like warm snot. Poleaboo might try this again.
knickers keep getting stuck to me bum hole as there is dried poo plastered all over me crack
thank god these are my period knickers snap lol
>>53577188
Yeah it's been snowing up North and out West all day.
>>53577214
Germans, not even once.
>>53577188
Snow in England this morning
Much thicker now
>you actually start using 2bh instead of desu outside of 4chan out of habit
Oh god
>>53577284
That was NOT apart of the deal, slags first.
>>53577261
being from a third world catholic country I can understand why you think spousal abuse is ok
>>53577275
you liked them before they went all mainstream man
just be secure in the knowledge you are better than them
A pop bitch that's that shit I don't like
>>53577274
none of your beeswax
>>53577319
is the country still flooded to hell or is that done now?
>>53577210
shagged the bint on the left
Tell me about the Fjords! Why does they wear the snow? A lot of loyalty, for a hired fjord!
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would fjord a man, before fjording him out of a fjord?
>>53577319
been snowing all over the country tbf
I will literally unfollow anyone that doesn't support Donald trump
>>53577346
>Not being Catholic
no snow here ffs
>>53577359
Yeah, the bogs of the Mid East are still flooded.
Everythings frozen now.
>>53577381
The Sunny South East is snow free.
>>53577393
>unfollow
Fuck off normie
>>53577371
i want to lick your bumhole
how do you feel about this?
>>53577314
michael collins being one of the biggest traitors in irish history is no opinion you fat mess
>>53577364
stop stealing my gimmicks you cunt
>>53576654
Only been to Mansion once, it was aight
Went there for an international party for Erasmus students and got off with a Spanish bird
>>53577364
shagd ur mwm heheheheh lasd
>>53577381
i hear the reason theres been so much snow in the past 6-7 years (i think) is because of global warming, because temperature change slows the gulf current which is why ireland is so warm despite being as far north as canada
>>53577359
north or south?
>>53577423
>your gimmicks
>>53577286
/brit/ is filled with handsome lads
>stop stealing my gimmicks you cunt
don't like this gimmick very much, you should feel good that your gimmick is worthy of stealing.
>>53577414
I've never tried it, does it tickle?
selling a jgf
bring out the gold
>>53577342
FUCK THE DEAL MEMS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>53577405
>not pagan
>>53577408
obviously ye strawberry kikes dont get snow
>I'm protestant
>>53577301
>brothers mate went to school with fass
>met him once at a bar in london
>he was a boring cunt
no one can have it all
my boss caught me reading the Financial Times today, got promoted to CFO!
>>53577467
well put your underwear down and let me show you, cutey
Damn I hate being sober
>>53577470
how many yens?
>>53577495
fabulous post
>>53577492
No kikes here m8. They live in Kilkenny.
Kilkenny - Israel.
Carlow - Palestine.
>>53577371
post norsk qts
>>53577470
How many (you)s?
>>53577415
im anti treaty but calling him a west brit traitor is memeish
he got us independent in the first place
>>53577454
north, but still black
>>53577523
Why'd you stop taking drugs then?
>>53577482
Forgot the memes anyhow, lets say you give me the slags and next time i see ya i'll double the memes?
>ask my gf if she wants an ice lolly for the bants because it's cold
>only have mini milks in the fridge
>she chooses the chocolate one
Am I being cucked?
>>53577470
>>53577520
I have not shaven the hair between my ass cheeks, are you ok?
>>53577547
im just memeing haha
are there really jews in kilkenny? i thought it was maybe dublin and a couple in limerick
>>53577523
i feel you lad
just gonna fucking start already
>>53577554
>im anti treaty but calling him a west brit traitor is memeish
>he got us independent in the first place
never fucking respond to me again unless youre apologising for your ignorance
>a fucking leaf
>proponent of reddit
the stereotypes never fail
>>53577573
Maybe she just wants the chocolate one you mong
>>53577573
>giving her the option in the first place
confirmed for top tier cuck
>>53577602
Protestants are Irish Jews.
>>53577558
>>53577603
They're lyrics you fucking plebs
>>53577573
yes
establish your dominance by taking the chocolate mini milk back
>>53577607
lad the civil war is over
its ok
>>53577649
what song are these lyrics from?
>>53577602
dont listen to him carlow isnt a real place
>>53577470
irish or scottish girls /brit/?
got a funny picture for you all
>>53577649
retard lmfao
>>53577614
Don't be fucking stupid, you mong. Only a virgin wouldn't know every decision a girl makes has a meaning behind it
>>53577645
never met a prodestant except for immigrants
>>53577673
my auntie lives there though
and theres a song about it
>>53577600
i will pluck them with my teeth
>>53577690
Irish
>>53577690
niamh hanbidge
>>53577672
Chief
>>53577709
theres songs about atlantis too
Go on home British soldiers, go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we'll fight you for 800 more
>>53577690
im a gril btw
Lads I have found out the cork fella who is posting all the slags
>>53577699
its good but not good enough for you to be posting it every damn day
When will Texas secede from the US? I'm thinking of moving to Austin because of based Texas and cheap land. I only have retail skills, but whatever, it's better than staying in the shithole uk
>>53577565
hahaha I like you *slips a slag into your pocket then playfully slaps you on the cheek*
I'll see you next time then tiger
*slips a mem into your other pocket as walk away*
I've been balling so damn hard I swear I think that I'm Kobe
>>53577720
Who needs dental floss when they have a supply of norwegian ass hair, right?
>>53577730
we got lots of dope boys
>>53577611
>>53577772
they wont let you
>>53577795
damn yall some robots
>>53577755
It's Paul Kennedy. He doxed himself accidentally a while back.
busted.
What is love
>>53577732
well there isnt songs about my auntie
and i went there for my cousins communion
and i threw up on the bus there (even though i never get carsick)
>>53577823
Why not? I'm engaged to an amerilard
>canada
>>53577730
mean't these ones
>>53577672
>>53577792
who the fuck wants ass hair?
also fuck off yank
>>53577795
raris and rovers
>>53577858
>who the fuck wants ass hair?
fuck off yank
>>53577854
Chief keef
>>53577800
canada is LITERALLY reddit the country
Is Bradley Walsh the official ambassador for /brit/
?
>>53577830
Its Joe Cullen, the people of cork found out who he is, its all over jewbook
>>53577833
detective. pls...
anyone else use moisturiser lol
>>53577455
piss off you attention seeking wanker
I got cr'nack, yeah, I got cr'nack
Got that cr'nack, yeah, I got cr'nack
Started from the trap, now I rap
No matter where I'm at, I got crack
--
Thoughts on this gimmick btw?
>>53577848
you were really in laois
>>53577858
Hey, calm down, I didn't start it. All I want is posting fjords. But right now I'll post some comfy winter feels.
>>53577898
Post proofs
>>53577849
easy there strippin
Absolutely freezing, fucking hell lads
>>53577954
make me cunt
u wont
>>53577945
What are you spooks up to?
>>53577931
use femfresh meself
>>53577554
>im anti treaty
a gobshite is what you are
>>53577942
oh look its you again
>>53577945
i got mad craic, i got mad craic
got that mad craic yeh i got mad craic
started from the trap now i rap
no matter where im at i got mad craic
haha
>>53577985
yes
god yall some broke boys
>>53577985
Yes, but first I'd take the cat out of the blender since it didn't specify if I had to smash the motherfuckin' blend button with the cat in the blender.
>>53577985
yeah
literally reddit: the pet
>>53577985
yea boi holy shit
>>53577985
no
the thought of willfully ending somethings life is awful
cold and depressed
>>53578018
it really doesnt matter anymore
but you have to take a side anyway
>>53577950
yes
Pussy boy don't want war
Bitch this is chiraq
>>53578026
>>>/int/eire/
fuck right off
Coldest day of the year and stupid fucking CUNTS keep leaving doors wide open FUCK OFF outside and smoke if you want to be cold stop making the entire fucking house freeze you absolutely spasticated braindead muppets
>>53578026
FUCK
OFF
YANK
You're NOT Irish
>>53577985
>killing a cat for money
never
>>53578050
>implying snakes aren't reddit the pet
how would you describe your (you) game lads?
quality or quantity?
>>53578051
>>53578050
>>53578028
poorfags willing to do anything for money, go on bumfights instead of torturing innocent animals if you're so desperate to make a quick buck
>>53578076
the moral of the story is the glory
warm and happy
>>53578042
smart lad
Rate my uni room mates
gucci mayne
>>53578083
nice blog
>>53578091
quantity
I can't fucking believe I'm on /brit/ and NO ONE is watching The Chase
Fuck you all. This place has gone to SHIT
>>53578072
ludraman
>>53577985
probably not
once stamped on a hedgehog's head to put it out of its misery after a mate kicked it. still feel shitty about that
>>53577985
nigga i'd hit that button for 50k
>>53578122
Do they have blue eyes?
>>53578122
2, bin all the rest.
@53578091
depends how I feel on the day
Listening to the cork slags radio broadcast.
>>53578096
yes id also fight a bum for a million quid
>>53578083
spastic
but yeah my landlord refuses to turn on the heat and its frezin out
>>53578077
eire is ded half the time
"TOP O' DE MARNING TO YA! The name's Jamal O'malley and I've come back to the land o' green to seek my roots. My family (surely the name isn't common) comes from the little obscure village of Cork. Didn't see any leprechauns around here yet, where do you keep all that gold?
Also where's your nearest bar? I want to try out one of those famous irish car bombs"
>This place has gone to SHIT
>>53578122
3,2,1,4
>>53578091
Used to think it was all about quantity, now I reckon quality is more important.
>>53577985
Yes under the condition that:
1. No witnesses
2. I was able to dispose of the evidence
3. My money isn't taxed, I get the money in cash securely
4. No higher money challenge was available
>>53578135
this is and has always been a pointless general you cunt
>>53578096
oh fuck off you soft sissy EUNUCH C U N T
>>53578122
1, 2, 3, 4
>>53578186
don't give a shit if it's dead, fuck off and stay fucked off you insipid little turd
>>53578187
why do yanks always say theyre from cork
why fucking cork
basically saying theyre knackrrs haha
>>53577985
I've eaten parts of hundreds/thousands of dead animals before so morally this would be no worse
>frogposters
always shit opinions, always unfunny, always immature
>>53578194
>3 before 2
No taste pleb
Ha
>>53578227
nice b8
>>53578217
>not watching both
hang yourself
>>53578186
Worst poster on this board fucking top yourself
Reminder that the way we view Vikings today will be the way our grandchildren view terrorists tommorow
>>53578257
poortherners forever inferior
I drink a Boost for breakfast, an Ensure for desert
Somebody order pancakes I just sip the sizzurp
That right there could drive a sane man berserk
>>53578257
Fuck off yank
>>53578245
Dublin is too easy. Culture level 2 means you know one other big city
Dear post number 53578252,
bad post
