Meetup edition
>>53573207
1sgt for glorios nashaan
>>53573207
kek
>>53573177
When do you pay your rent deposit? Is it during you move in or before that when you sign your contract with the landlord?
Why are there so many people in Indonesia?
what happens if I smoke dwarf bamboo
>>53573340
they come to Philippines in the mountains and in the jungles in their summer kampfs to learn about Islam.
Does asean consider indoneasians asian or arabs?
>>53573493
Aryan
>>53573493
Chinese & Indians
>>53573493
/sea/men
>>53573493
arab 24/7 no single Han blood
>>53573493
KINGZ
How do you make girls feel sorry for you to get a free rape pass?
>>53573340
horny children, and no its not a joke.
nigs prefer opposite sex's attention than achievement
>>53573684
have a kebab-like complexion and claim to be a refugee
>>53573273
You pay deposit before you move in. Rent comes later after a month of moving in. That's how it worked for me at least. There's also no written agreements except that I pay the landlady after every 4 weeks. It might differ from landlord to landlord though
>>53573207
>abdalla al- filipini
wait, you have isis too, lol?
>>53573684
[spoiler]you rape a swede[/spoiler]
>>53573842
no we have CrusAIDS
>>53573840
Ah okay, thanks.
>>53573684
>Sweden's neo-nazi grouppe
>>53573262
Stand with Malaysia. We had been falsely accused by Indomeesia ;_;
philippines is next, calling it now lads. With that many muzzies and MILF, there's no way manila isn't gonna get bombed
>>53573842
Seriously though, there is a group that claims to be with ISIL. They're not really ISIL, they're just doing it to get attention like a feminist. The government wrecked one of their camps a couple months ago and they've made an ISIL style video, which was composed of children in the countryside playing on wooden makeshift monkey bars.
Hey lads, how can i know i'm not gay?
i jerk off ma dick with lesbian porn and i love latinas and russian qts but i don't know, never i felt atracction to boys but i dreamed i was gay once..
>>53573974
Flip ISIS added video on Normiebook claiming they would bomb some in some valley that many claim to be that valley Manila is in
>>53573974
I wonder what country to blame that time.
>>53573974
I'm surprised it hasn't happened to us yet, our secret police must be god tier.
>>53574142
Or it's because friendly fire lmao XDDD wkkwwkwkkwkwkwkw kontol aku
>>53573974
I doubt it
>>53573974
>Spring Major happens
>ISIS bombs Manila
>dota pro scene dies out
Riot should work on this lmao
>>53573974
We're now watching this thread
>>53574218
I dont want our guy EE to die ;_;
Mmm
I love jamon, and you?
>>53574218
>mfw vietnam is unironically 2nd most peaceful country in asean right now
>>53574299
Vilat would kill for that to happen tho
>>53574329
feels good tbqhwy families
>people always say Philippines will collapse because of internal problems
>mfw I just roll my eyes when people say that
>mfw I just look at the fact that Philippines is one of the most unstable countries for decades and decades and still nothing has changed
>mfw instability only made Philippines tougher and stronger from all the challenges
>>53574327
>>53574061
>>53574327
bacon I love it :3
>>53574351
First world regional superpower when?
>>53574132
Our feelings of Luv will drown the hate <3
>>53573340
Fertile land. Not too hard to stay alive and make babies.
>>53574351
Manila looks comfy under US rule tbqh
If i jerk off my dick with girls since i was 12 yo... I'm not g-gay, right¿?
>>53574422
After we finish paying Marcos denbts
Fuck this guy sa totoo lang
>You can count the dead with one hand.
>Bombs barely do damage.
>/sea/ will not stop talking about it.
>Not denying these two-bit Wahhabiwannabes any attention by not talking about it.
This Jakarta shit is a fucking Sunday stroll compared to what the southern Thailand rebels and MILF could do on a daily basis.
Also, reminder that Jemaah Islamiyah pulled bigger stunts within Indonesia alone and got curbed stomped for it. Whoever fucks with Indonesia is going to be royally fucked themselves.
>>53574460
>go out to eat at Savory
>look at all the vintage pictures of cities withh US Cadillacs and such on the wall thinking they are pictures from 50's-70's US
>mfw they are actually from Manila and other Filipino cities
>>53574460
You mean when we were less than 20 mil population nation wide, sure
If i jerk off my dick with girls since i was 12 yo... I'm not g-gay, right¿?
?
>>53574588
Yeah and especially with all the trams on the road. I don't think other asian countries have that.
>>53574574
They handled the situation 18.57x better than Frogs
>>53574460
I preferred Spaniard rule tbhwy, at least they weren't traitors. There is no worse crime than betraying your allies.
>>53574638
Philippines could actually be like South Korea today, hadn't there been a JUST period sa totoo lang
>>53573974
If they want to damage us bomb the tourist spots. NCR has been bomb before several times no one really cares
>>53574633
No, Carlos. You're not gay, just because you dreamt you were gay it doesn't mean you like cock.
>>53574705
Bombing LRT was the last thing Muslim did anyway and that was like more than a decade ago
>>53574707
but i can be gay if im 18 yo and never i wanted a boy?
since i dreamed that shit only i jerk off my dick with lesbian porn
>>53574574
>office on thamrin
>go out for eating, hear sirene
>look at the streets
>fucking convoy of APCs, mil trucks, humvees, and buggies
>not police, this one is army
I was wondering if we are actually secretly invaded. Turns out just 5 idiots with handguns and bag of fertilizers.
>>53574763
Still it made no impact, bomb where the white people go to if you want a world wide attention
So what is /asean/'s inner demon?
http://www.quotev.com/quiz/2055035/What-Is-Your-Inner-Demon
>>53574790
You just need to fugg a prostitute to re-confirm your manhood, Carlos. I heard you Spaniards spend the most on prostitutes in Yurop anyway.
>>53574638
Those trams with those narrow streets were a mistake tbhfam
>>53574847
Bomb the US military bases while its still not fully functional, kek
>>53574862
probably i will die virgin, only i could fuck with scorts of 150-300/hour, i'm scared of sifilis gonorrea and herpes
>>53574853
>anime image immediately shows as you open the link
validity fucking discarded to be honest friend
which asean cunt has the cheapest prostitutes?
post how much you can fug a prostitue for in your cunt
Does Vietnamese sound angry?
I have a Vietnamese flatmate and whenever he speaks to his parents on the phone he sounds angry.
>>53574847
D-don't suggest ISIS to kill me ;_;
>>53574588
American cars used to be regarded as top of the line shit by millionaires and Malayan politicians during the 1940s and 1950s.
Even not-so-great ones like the Chevy Bel Air and Nash Rambler.
>Pic related.
>>53574934
>living in first world
>no gf
>die a virgin
>has loads of Euros
Are you a mestizo, perhaps? :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz5gja7XtYE
>>53575074
>tfw i have a big fetiche with asian girls
>tfw only we have fat uglies chineses hookers here
why live
>>53574428
did it work?
>>53575149
>Buick Super in Kuantan
>>53575191
Those chinks you see when you google 'Chinese girls' are those fayyk as fug barbies who look like 0.0000000000000000000000000001% of all chinese girls lmao
I think you'd be better off with a gypsie hooker if there is any such thing there
>>53575177
>has loads of Euros
what?
no
I'm low-middle class
>>53575149
The first thing that I thought when I saw Jim Carrey The Mask's old car was "Hey that kinda looks like Tunku's car!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiLCEBdLSmo
>>53574460
but how will we ever integrate?
plus I don't want to be neighbors with black people and white people to a lesser extent
I don't want this place to end up like hawaii
>>53575074
varies around $5 to $6000
depends on the age and the girl
>found a single room house
>guy who posted it is called Shalim
>I message him inquire about rent
>he asks me questions like what year I'm in and what my proffession is
>he's all happy and shit
>ask me what my course is
>I told him Law with Criminology
>says no he can't accept me
I swer landlords don't want to accept me because they wouldn't be able to milk every shilling I have because I know my legislations and rights when it comes to property and renting :^)
>>53575386
But there's like only 10,000 native Kawaiians :3
If Philippines was a US state like Hawaii, there wouldn't be anything like dominantly whites, as it's not like the entire US population would move over there
You got 100 million citizens. that's like a little less than 1/3rd of the US
>>53575539
You shouldn't be honest
You should have told him you were taking History wkwkkwkwwkwkwk and then jew him
>>53575572
fuq, I mean 200 000 natives
>>53575572
during the fil-am war there was only like ~10 mil people here,the US even tried to dump their niggers here but didn't succeed cuz the locals couldn't stand them either
>>53575539
lel
hoping to get a foreign ministry internship somewhere in asia this year, maybe i should keep my education to myself
>>53575298
one day i saw a qt chinese girl in the street, she was so qt, but her ass was weird
>>53575340
That would be a circa-1950 Studebaker Commander. Studebaker's leagues ahead of Nash in styling and ornamentation but I like the simplicity of Nash cars.
>>53575244
>Cadillac Fleetwood as a Malaysian presidential car in the 1960s.
Visayans WILL defend this, while projecting at Manila
>>53575090
Because him angry ?
You guys always seem to have more exciting lives than me.
We should invade you.
>>53575692
>,the US even tried to dump their niggers here but didn't succeed cuz the locals couldn't stand them either
LMAO
M
A
O
Based Flips
>>53575759
Heavy metals in water supply makes ass weird
>>53575090
he's in rebellious phase
>>53575847
How would I know, I don't speak vietnamese.
>>53575852
Try getting invaded by a hurricane or two sometime, it'll give you a change of perspective.
>>53575804
Here we go
>>53575889
he's 24 m8
>>53575936
late bloomer
I need help
I have obssesive thougts, what should i do?
>>53575967
Pay then rape the girls to make the voices go away.
>>53575967
Pull the herring
>>53575936
how many girls has he fucked??
PD: SORRY BAD ENGLISH, BAD SCHOOLS HERE
>>53573684
she felt sorry because
he didn't finish and just cried.
awww, nigga, awww.
>>53575782
>Chevrolet Deluxe at an abandoned tycoon's mansion.
Damn, I thought Indonesia was a good musilm country.
What went so worng?
>>53576008
theres no voices
>>53576039
i will die at my 20 years old, im 18 right now
>>53576054
I don't know
If I had to guess I'd say zero. Or one.
>>53576164
[spoiler]it wasn't indons[/spoiler]
>>53576205
was she asian?
>there's Google Streetview in Philippines for once
finally
Time to explore Baguio :D
>>53576221
>"BE 52" Chevrolet Bel Air, associated with Malaya's independence.
Just a reminder that I'm in q. ave, centris working if anyone wants to meet me up. ;)
>>53576164
the perp are Malaysian, just like the guy in OP pict
>>53576385
Has it been confirmed?
>>53576361
>Same car during the 1980s, but with the tacky cop car and "Merdeka" and "1957" paintjob.
theres difference beetwen the indo language and the malay language?
PD: sorry bad english XD
>>53575224
Yes. Evetyone is awed by our display of affection :)
>>53576309
How do you support yourself in Philippines? Did you bring shitload of money from Norway or do you have any job there?
>>53576514
Who needs money when you can just be white?
>>53576514
He's getting paid prostituting himself and his gf. But mostly himself due to high demand to white sperm.
>>53576475
Just like British & American English
>>53576416
they're indonesian isis sympathizer
meme off
Why the fuck does ISIS attack Indonesia?
Why would they be angry after Indonesia? It's literally 99% Muslim, with almost no Shias at all, and its laws are still highly influenced by Islam.
What do you feel watching this photo?
>>53576385
I'm honestly not surprised. Some of JI's big shots came from this country. Mas Selamat being one of the most notable examples.
You may find it hard to believe but Muslims here are generally more conservative than Indon Muslims because they're more exposed to social media and the Wahhabi trash that comes with it. It's no surprise that the proportion of Malaysians who end up fighting for ISIL is actually higher than Indonesia's, even though Indonesia's Muslim population outnumbers Malaysia's 10 to 1.
>>53576665
I don't even fucking know.
It's probably because of the fact that Christianity is the 2nd most popular religion in Indonesia.
>>53576221
>>53576385
Well that sucks. Probably still coming to Bali to fuck some hot brown chink
>>53576706
i want to invade poland. i dont know why
>>53576488
what about yours? am I the only one who is in awe?
>>53576514
Brought shitload of money, or not that much
But I live life simply, and is mostly served meal with family, so I don't spend that much
>inb4 sex tourist memes
>>53576598
Well meme'd
Heard rich sluts pay guys in gay bars to rub their dicks on them
>>53576706
Someone going to die soon?
I remember black dog meme.
>>53576665
because they want us to give them troops
>>53576959
how many ripe 16 yo's have you fugged?
>>53577016
no
>>53576706
elliot was such a qt ;_;
>>53576774
most muslims think sea are improper muslim desu
>>53577102
no homo?
>>53577102
May his gentleness bless him with 72 virgins in Heaven
>>53577006
...by attacking you?
that seems retarded
>>53577121
if that were the case wouldn't it make much more sense to focus on Africa? African muslims are pretty much half-pagan (just like African Christians).
>>53576665
>>53576774
They targeting institutions that symbolize Western presence and a government that they believe is not appointed by god to lead and thus has no legitimacy. Basically the same shtick as JI 15 years ago.
Indonesia may be vastly Muslim but it's never going to be enough for them until the rule of Islam subjugates all.
>>53576665
It's not ISIS, just ISIS wannabee. They're still a step behind in their modus operandi, more al-Qaedae-sque than ISIS-esque. ISIS is focusing on nation building, urging muslims around the world to make hijra to Iraq/Syria while al-Qaeda focuses more on destabilizing the government with terror attack. ISIS only carry out terror attack on civilian because they can't fight the western troop on the ground. They're sick of the airstrikes. When they really attack, the attack itself shows their credibility as a well trained and coordinated fighting forces. What you see in Philippines and Indonesia are just some old timer trying to stay relevant by attaching themselves to ISIS.
>>53577200
it just friendly banter between muslim m8
>>53575090
Probably complaining about his shitty flatmate
>>53577000
>there is a region of the world where people are horny like this 24/7
>>53576665
they couldn't get past the hordes of ilaga but they couldn't leave SEA without blowing something up,so they went to jakarta
MABUHAY ANG ILAGA!
>>53577064
literally why else would you be in flipland?
in b4 >flip GF
why not bring her to norway?
I'M NOT GAY OKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>53577428
not able to apply for residence yet
When I finish my Master in Computer Science, we're only going to work there for 6 years or so saving up before we move over to Philippines to settle down, build home, invest in business, and enrich the genepool
Opening a restaurant in Baguio would be a good place to start :3
>>53577563
They sell puto for like 5 pesos each wkwkwkwkwkwkwkkwkwkwkkw
>>53577581
if you're blond haired blue eyed WHYYYYYYYYYYY
if not, w/e.
How do you know she's not gonna cuck you? How did you meet her?
how can you know you are not gay?
i never feel atracction to boys.....
>>53577581
please post daily blog
will share it with #Nofilter on social media
>>53577200
indons are bandwagoner, once the fear intensifies they'll ge given choice between live in fear or join
time to sleep
give some (you) for tomorrow pls
>starbucks will never be the same
starbucks tomorrow will have police operating all centres
>>53577121
They do?
>>53577689
people are only gonna bully me if I tell more ;_;
But she can't cuck me because BWC
>>53577696
I will post everyday about my daily struggle on avoiding being stabbed by all flips in this general
>>53577937
>>53577937
>>53577937
>>53577937
>>53577937
okay my friend
>>53577937
Here's one 4(You)
>>53577979
why care about starbuck anyway?
>>53578130
they missed a bule
>>53578027
Filipina's actually prefer TLC.[spoiler][spoiler]yes[/spoiler][/spoiler]
>>53577832
It depends on how long and how often cells like these can keep up attacks on soft targets. JI has been operating like that for years, and their effect on the local population is still negligible at best, because there are too many Indonesians not giving a fuck for scare tactics to work.
Going by past experience Indonesia has this shit.
>>53577991
Yeah, they think the Muslims here are too pagan-like with too much unislamic "innovations". They'll just being fucking autistic about their religion not being pure enough.
>>53577200
same as africans
sea muslims are infidels
>>53578130
m-my colleague works for starbucks here
>>53578370
>TLC
what this mean
Have I missed something?
>>53578384
well but they do trying to scare us, they do sent us warning video a few moths ago.
but on the other hand they forgot that indons are welcoming death, niggs even cheekily walk in the middle of battleground to sell some peanut
>>53578649
Yeah, Indons in Jakarta usually have this not-giving-a-fuck attitude anyway. The brand of terrorism that works well to sway attitudes in the West won't work in a place like Java where lots of people are already indifferent to even more fucked up shit.
And warning videos don't mean jack. Until the act itself these are just verbal threats.
>>53576706
I see a vast dark emptiness in his eyes
Daiz you see this?
>>53573207
>>53578071
>>53578035
>>53577937
>>53577696
>>53577693
BOMB
>>53575090
>Denmark
I have this sudden urge to write every nation that come to /asean/
>>53575177
UK is third world, go back to elementary school.
>>53578027
come on lad, you can tell us, we won't bully. It can't get any worse than
>live in literal social utopia, high wages, high standard of living, plenty of cushy government jobs
>go to a third world country instead
right?
>>53579559
>live in literal social utopia, high wages, high standard of living, plenty of cushy government jobs
But you know for a fact that they don't welcome us dirty plebs.
>>53579736
he was born there though right? he's norweigan right?
>>53579843
>Read the discussion the wrong way.
FUCK
>>53579559
I want to live in a Norwegian prison cell.
>>53580500
bomb norway then
>>53580595
Easier said than done.
You know what a day for indonesia.
>>53576838
Indonesia now in full alert so bali prolly will have much more armies and polices for protection.
>>53576939
I'm awed by your beauty :)
Ojisan to Marshmallow - 02 [720p].mkv good anime
>>53574088
Link?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58eSTWOh43U
This is my favorite Justin Bieber song. What is yours?
Are there any chinks here? I'm trying to pick a Chinese name for myself, and I want it to sound native enough to fool the Chinese government.
>>53588818
Jackie Chan
>>53588818
I'm one.
Why do you want to fool the Chinese gov?
>>53589246
I'm kidding. My main concern is choosing a name that doesn't sound stupid.
Does 宋仁孙(宋仁孫) sound stupid?
>>53590201
You are asking a Chink who can't read or speak these moonrunes.
>inb4 cucked for not being able to speak native tongue
>>53590507
God damn you diaspora chink
>>53590576
Well...you asked whether there's any chinks here and I answered :^)
>>53590507
>>53590976
Please be in London
>>53591660
Sorry hun, only in Brighton ;)
>>53578027
>BWC
kek
I wish I didn't know this was a lie, I'd rather have not seen your little dick
the canadian victim are muslim with indonesia wife It seems
>>53592024
I still don't understand how those tits got past the censors.
>>53592766
Because she's best girl. That's why it got past them censors
>>53590201
Doesn't sound stupid enough to me. You're good.
Hey /asean/ any good memes to get women?
>>53596508
money
Its about time we invade malaysia
They had been harboring and funding terrorist.
Just look at every nearest ph,thai,indo borders near malaysia is always a warzone. Yet there is no terrorist attack in m'laysia
Selamat pagi
Just got my phone yesterday and it came with a girl's number. Wat do?
>256kpbs minimum speed for the internet
Wow
>>53598489
>posting from the hotel wifi
>>53598521
Nigga no, NTC did this shit right now.
>>53598521
>>53592032
kek! Zhang the bully is back, Norcuck.
>>53572012
he's refering to you and not the nip singer doe.
>>53598552
>>53598632
Sounds like there was a shady deal that happened while we were busy about #PrayforJakarta
>>53598884
Pretty much that, also its so exploitable for other ISP's they could just change the cap to that and say that they are not breaking any law since its the minimum.
>>53598949
We really need a satellite internet provider
>>53598632
Congratulation mate.
>>53599229
>congratulation
>>53598884
>>53597058
mang we've had so many terrorist attacks that we've become unfazed by it tbhwy
>>53598632
>>53598489
>mobile
So anyone can tell me how to unlock my 5k worth of iphone 6?
#PrayforJakarta
#JesuisMalaysia
>>53600170
>buying a password protected phone from a snatcher
wew lad
>>53584800
I think you're cute
>>53598632
>0.26 Mbps
>2016
lel, hindi man lang 1.00-1.50 Mbps
>>53573207
Nasheed!
>>53601029
You are my snuggly little teddy bear <3
>>53573493
I consider them as my friend :3
>>53601283
>>53601330
K8...why is your pantsu on your head?
Who bahrum naim?
>>53601283
I bet you jerk off to the thought if this
>>53601518
Of course. I cannot contain my love
>>53601489
isis leader for asean region
here is his personal blog
http://www.bahrunnaim.co/
>UP graduates from Manila joining the NPA because they couldn't get a job
>so they scare away even more foreign investors causing less jobs
>they can't get a job so they blame the gov'ment
>they didn't look in the mirror and think "maybe I'm the reason why I can't get a job"
>the government funded part of their education as well
I fucking swear.
ungrateful retards, they can't even appreciate the what the government has done for them and returned the favour by being a law abiding and productive memeber of society the lazy cucks.
So whats the recent story about our shooters lads?
>>53601796
i ama shoot my jizz in your mom's vagina lmao
>>53601796
You mean shooting number 2,385,847,485? The usual, attention whore group demands attention by saying they did it like a thirsty slut in a desert asking for everyone's cum (attention).
So whos Elliot Rodger's crush?
She probably responsible to make this guy feels mad
Selamat pagi /asean/
Semoga sukses hari ini
>>53601906
>crush
You do realize he just wanted a blonde bimbo to be all over him right?
>>53601283
you're very huggy,aren't you?
>>53601549
oh my
>>53600170
balik mo na yan Junjun
>when she sees BBC for the first time
>before BBC
>after BBC
>>53601976
I-I can't stop. You are so fluffy and soft.
>>53602005
>>53602039
>>53602076
You seems very enjoy saving those gooks image arent you, tiko?
>>53601964
Well yes, I just wondering what kind of women rejected him in the first place, that guy has already have unstable mental before being rejected by a woman which make it worse.
Good night famfams :3
I must sleep now.
Have wet dreams
>>53602202
Think Stacey-tier roasties and then the less qt ones started to follow suit.
>>53602129
>>53573684
Talk about............
...........
Stockholm syndrome
>>53602249
wat?
I ordered a carton of Djarum Coklat from Indonesia and the police catched it.
>>53602376
The popular ones didn't like him, and every other qt agreed.
>>53602129
>>53602415
kek did they charge you?
>>53601669
You don't have to graduate from UP or to be even born in Manila to be like that tbf
>>53602446
>kek did they charge you?
No I booked it to an anonymous post box to be safe, they're asking me 450€ so no way I'm going to get it.
>>53602129
the weird and wonderful.
test bane
