ITT: hate on France
nasally language
>>53563750
French pussy belongs to Eurasian cock.
france is not very nice
:^(
>>53563750
>Be britbong teen
>never wash, only use deodorant
>get gassed
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/teenage-boy-dies-from-using-too-much-deodorant-spray-inquest-finds-a6800926.html
>>53564044
>being triggered
>>53563750
France is too nice to hate on. I know it's just banter with you two as well nigel. Deep down you love them more than you're willing to admit.
Everyone but Muslims loves France.
>>53563750
French is a beautiful language
French cinema is 10/10
We would be in the middle ages if it wasn't for French philosophers and scientists
>>53564044
>gasing yourself with a freaking deodorant can
>>53563816
Plz stop the banter
>>53564044
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
that's brilliant, thanks for that
Britain sucks as well though, I never said it didn't.
I want to move. Just definitely not to france <3
>>53563816
Uncalled for.
>>53563750
No, fuck you. French are ok.
>>53563750
No
>>53563816
I wasn't ready for this
>>53563750
French are bros
Unlike the perfidious albion
>>53566617
Thanks Hans.
You mean Franceistan?
French genocide funniest day of my life
>>53571935
Post face, Bilel
>>53571961
I got a hive of pigskins on my ass trying to dox me though
I don't hate France but I can say
France is Western China (their revolution is just cultural suicide) and Britain is Western Japan. Island nation is superior 2bh.
>I will never be French
>French people will always assume I'm just another porto because of my name
kill me
>>53572456
Fun fact: immigrants to France are allowed to change their name for a more French-sounding one.
>There are people RIGHT NOW who aren't French
>They never skied in the Alps with people from all over the world and ended the day with a raclette
>They never hiked the Pyrenees encountering typical villages with Spanish influence
>They never walked the plateaux of the Massif Central enjoying the comfyness and buying god tier cheese and saucisson in farms
>They never spent money on drugs, hookers and casinos on the Côte d'Azur after a hard day of visiting the country side
>They never went to Corsica to experiment a life spent between white sand beaches and snow capped mountains
>They never went surfing on the French Atlantic coast, showing off their skills to the local qts
>They never wandered Brittany and its mysterious places and legends, comforting themselves with crêpes and cider the evening
>They never visited the insanely rich and sophisticated châteaux of the Loire
>They never fired catapults in one of the 1500 castles in Dordogne nor did they walk the walls of Carcassonne, feeling like a knight
>They never did the Road of Wines, tasting fine vintages from the sunny shore Languedoc to the famous Bordeaux and comfy Bourgogne until you rich the beaufitul Alsace and its hillside wineyards
>They will never wander in the City of Love soaked in a timeless atmosphere
>They will never go to Normandy and witness Vikings artefacts as well as the tortured shores of D-Day
>They will never go to Nord-Pas-de-Calais...
Kidding no one wants to go to Calais
>>53573305
>tfw last name is French anyway
>>53564611
>>53574613
>Kidding no one wants to go to Calais
Rude.
>>53575303
I told you, French places ending in "gny" are shit and there are a truckload of them in the north
>>53563750
nahh frig off France is cool
