Israeli thread. Goyim also welcome.
Today's thread topic is why the world should be one big kibutz.
My working place.
Its not all desert here
שלום
I know our relations have gone down the shitter a bit because of the Obama administration, so who would you like to see in office lads?
>>53558453
Cesar of all the Americas Donaldus Trumpeo I
>>53558389
are you a doctor?
>>53558511
No. I carry the corpses to the freezer.
>>53558328
I think Israel seems p cool desu
And Israeli girls are the best in the world
Tel Aviv seems really cool
Or is that a meme city?
>>53558440
Yo Wazzap nigga
>>53558503
might be remembering incorrectly but doesn't he want to cut funding to Israel?
>>53558453
Is this realy an issue anymore? Trump seems like the only human amongst these mutants robots and aliens.
>>53558545
AINT NO PARTY LIKE A TEL AVIV PARTY
>>53558545
Everything is a meme city. We live in a meme world
>>53558328
By the way the holocaust is a lie. Just sayin.
>>53558696
t. Mohammed Abdullah Abdullah al-Gazi
>>53558696
PALYS OUT
>>53558894
>>53558808
Americans...
>>53558696
YOU'RE NOT MY PALI, GOY
>>53558935
born to Israeli parents...
>>53558696
not a lie just highly exaggerated
>>53558545
>Israeli girls are the best in the world
no
>>53558533
give back the clay
Whatever makes more idiots that didn't actually study the text.
Muhammed doesn't actually exist. There's no record of him beyond theory. I literally tried to find him in text. He's a theory.
>my working place
with the idiots i see daily 4chan starts to seem like a nice place with intelligent discussions .
My question for the Hebrew speakers is how (overall) mutually intelligible are Arabic and Hebrew? I've taken a bit of Arabic and I was listening to some Israeli newscasters and was able to pick up some words. How hard is learning Hebrew vs. Arabic for an anglophone like me? I already understand the sounds and the prefix and suffix verb changes.
>>53559216
theres some words with common origins that sound the same but the languages themselves are completely different .
>>53559245
That's interesting, what about learning Hebrew from a person that understands the sounds and the constructs of basic Arabic?
>>53559146
I'm a Jewish American. I still tried to see where there was a muslim prophet mentioned outside of their text.
They literally made a deity up, and still study the reason of it. There isn't any.
They made things up to fit in with their own religion.
>>53559287
To be fair, we could claim that for any religion seeing as most peoples in the world have had a religion so it's plausible to suggest that religion was a universal human need, but we really don't need a religious argument in an /ISR/ thread.
How does it feel to know you're a mutilated freak?
>>53559359
>hurr durr muh foreskin
Argentina confirmed cocks on the mind
>>53559359
My mother is Jewish, yet my father is Norwegian. I don't need jokes about my dick to drop you, Argentina.
>>53559359
What about you? I hear many African cultures practice female genital mutilation as well as male circumcision at old ages as a test of masculinity? I hope you can find a way to work past your former cultural norms into a more acceptable South American standard.
>>53559044
I fucked an Israeli we year old that subsequently joined the IDF.
Honestly, GOAT women.
>>53559489
18 year old*
>>53559489
They have to as adults.
Does boredom make us take over the banter?
Fucking hell, you're bad at it.
>>53559587
rekt
Who /himushnik/ here?
>>53561182
Shut the fuck up you crote.
I make a career out of protecting them.
Their destination tourist spot invovles people floating around on tons of salt.
Eugh, I like them because they suck....
Why are you jews so evil?
>>53561421
The super-religious ones are actually super, super nice. I'd protect them with my life. It's no different than getting a bodyguard.
I'd drop your arab ass.
>>53558389
more necro pics?
Please nuke the allah people already
more like ISN'Trael ahahahaha
Greatest ally.
ani rotze lehitabed ;/
This triggers the muslims
>>53558328
Dispute?
>>53561996
>>53562173
god damn it the only anti-isreal canidate running is bernie
I mostly vote democrat because they are anti-isreal but bernie is getting crushed by hillary
at least with obama we got 8 years without isreal ass kissing
>>53559145
Which text?
>>53562248
No party will have Everything you want.
Even in Canada where there are more than 2 major parties, none have a really good balance. They all stretch to extremes to sway voters with their hearts instead of their minds.
>>53559216
Apart from a few words its worlds apart
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BOARD YOU FILTHY KIKES
>>53567050
cringe
>>53567050
back to /pol/
>>53559359
you tell me spic
>>53567050
back to Somalia
>>53561881
sure if you invade
>>53561980
and >>53567050
The latter gives you free white pussy
Do IDF girls have soft and good-smelling hair?
>>53567551
No but they have something like an octopus in where their vaginas should be and if you have sex with them their tendrils coil around you, poisoning you and rousing a vast lust of power, gold and money inside you :D t. Knower
>>53561355
Reporting in, hel shiryon.
>>53567662
HAHAHAH XDDXDDAZD
FEZS
zcdsdc
fx
>>53561355
>>53567687
משתתף בצערך
how do i into jew?
i want your wimminz jews
Where can I find a boyfriend like Eliad Cohen?
>>53571608
in tel aviv probably
>>53571608
>Cohens
They have reptile genitals
>>53571608
fagville
also known as tel aviv
איפה הכוסיות?
>>53567050
Still salty about the ban Al-ladin?
>>53572061
אתה הברזילאי שלומד עברית?
>>53561355
ex-himush here
only good thing about that debacle is that i never do miluim because they have literally no need for me
כן.
אני מדבר עם בחורה על אינטרפלס וקורא זה
http://www.hebrew4christians.com/Grammar/grammar.html
How do you say "What do you think"?
>>53572477
as in 'what do you think about this'?
normally it would be מה את/ה חושב/ת but that means 'what are you thinking'
>>53572579
Yes, and what do you think about this link?
I know it's religious and stuff but it's the most comprehensive documentation I could find. I also have the Colloquial Hebrew book but it's not as straightforward as this.
>>53558328
>kibutz
yeah nice communism you got there
>>53572755
It's alright, there is also http://foundationstone.com.au/FoundationStone.html?./OnlineHebrewTutorial.html
and it would be 'מה את/ה חושב/ת על X'
'what do you think about X'
>>53572802
>cucked into islam by turks
subhuman 2bh
>>53573527
>the brazillian will know hebrew before this """""""israeli""""""
quit pretending you Moroccan shit
>>53573527
Did I trigger you Mosche?
Better call Bibi
>>53573651
just bantz my albanian friend
>>53572934
מגניב!
תודה
>>53573808
Right back at you my arab friend.
>>53573635
Let me use this moment, besides these two>>53572934
>>53572477
any more good resources on learning Hebrew mainly in holding a convo.
>>53574154
>Let me use this moment, besides these two
what?
>>53574172
besides these two links
How many palestinians have you oppressed today, guys?
>>53574449
unfortunately none :(
>>53574449
unfortunately none :(
כל העניין הזה באח הגדול עם ההוא שכולם שונאים רק גורם לי להבין כמה נשים זה מין חלש ורכרוכי שצריך שישלטו בו אין להן שום ביטחון בעצמן.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.jpg
>>53576889
למה אתה רואה את ההאח הגדול
>>53576990
אני לא רואה אבל בעבודה שלי מדברים על זה כל היום ואני מבין עד כמה נשים זה זבל.
נפל לי הדיסק קשיח ואבדו לי כל הממים של ישר
>>53577847
חחח יפה אמרת
Is Hanukkah as comfy as it looks? It looks very enjoyable.
Are Greeks good goys or bad goys?
>>53559011
The total victim toll of the Holocaust really is between 5.5 and 7 million, and that is one of the best documented historical facts out there. By no means it is highly exaggerated
>>53579509
It's literally the most insignificant holiday in terms of importance next to maybe to Tu B'shvat The only reason it's such a big deal nowadays is because it usually falls around Christmas and Jews want to feel special too.
Pesach is where it's at. If you get to go to a Seder, it's usually pretty dope. Purim as well.
>>53580250
>what is l"g b'omer
Last week in shithole Qatar until I go back to Germany lads. What should I give to my legal slaves as a going away present?
>>53580416
bet it's got pakis than london ayy
>>53580387
You know, I've never actually celebrated that one. Our congregation always talked about it though. Is it popular in Israel?
>>53580165
Bad goyim honestly. One of the most antisemitic countries in Europe, bad history between us in general.
Too bad LOL
at least you guys are cool on /int/
>>53580555
bydlo chavs steal 2x4s and shit and make huge bonfires all night
that's it really, I think the dosim have a thing for it but idk
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFZmcSVHnxs
>>53580165
>greeks
>goyim
most jews know not to trust your kind from the start, much like armeninans
>>53580904
delet this
>>53580208
5.5M was the number of jews in my country in the 8th century.
Zero is the total number 7 centuries later.
Fugg I love the Holy Inquisition.
>>53581439
>meanwhile all euro countries with a significant jewish population are successful and actually relevant
On a scale of 1 to 10, how butthurt would SJWs get when they hear about Idan Raichel, considering that they might literally consider all of his work "cultural appropriation"?
>>53580617
Sounds breddy cool. I'm based out of Germany so maybe next year most of Germany will be on fire anyway
>>53581439
>lived under a dictatorship until the 70's
should I exploit the goys ?
>>53580616
Well Greece is considered anti semitic due to Golden Dautism although they're mostly anti Islamic they're still considered neo nazis.
Tbfh money doesn't have a race Jewish tourists are more than welcome here.
>>53580904
wow i feel shame. whats wrong with u Israel ?
>>53581880
of course man
i jew therefore i exist - albert einstein
>>53581880
Hath not a goy eyes? Hath not a goy hands, organs,
dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with
the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject
to the same diseases, healed by the same means,
warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer
as a Jew is? If you prick them, do they not bleed?
>>53581967
why? it's a really funny song.
>>53582129
LOL
>>53581960
Not quite to be honest, I'm talking about population census and beliefs of the common person, not neo-Nazi parties.
http://global100.adl.org/#map/weurope
I mean look at this shit.
>>53582129
>>>>/venice/
>>53558328
I'm a Korean goyim would I be welcome in Israel?
>>53582445
nobody here can even locate korea on a map
you're good
Stop burning our forests
>>53581644
Only France desu. They're silly goyim.
>>53581875
>still lives under a khazarish sanedrin but calls it a """"""democracy""""""
>Yes goy, we are democracy, goy! look at us free elections and shit! 10/10 pure democratic! (hahahha stupid goy! He believed it!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAA)
>>53582500
fuck you
>>53582216
That's just sad,my subhuman kind blames it's problems on everyone but themselves and they hate you for probably childish reasons such as le evil Jews caused crisis N shiet.
>>53582646
That's Japan idiot.
>>53582646
le fun joke
Hitler didn't kill enough of you desu senpai
>>53583091
edgy
fuck kikes fuck israel, second shoah when
nuke jew york too
>>53583392
>>53583091
ow ze edge
>>53583392
CHI
>>53582595
Well Pablo "Medina" Is that why Spain is such a shit country and essentially the asshole of Western Europe? Because you were cucked by sandniggers for so long?
>>53558328
Isn't the word "goyim" a bit derogatory? Using that doesn't help your cause desu
>>53585027
literally means 'non jew'
lighten up goy
What does a jewish cop shout when shot?
Oink vey
>>53558328
>why the world should be one big kibutz.
How successful are kibbutzim actually?
I imagine they can work pretty well as long as people know each other and are not being dicks.
Can't imagine it working well at scale where it's impossible to know everyone though.
>>53587355
more people are leaving them yearly and move to the big cities
