elusive red baron-edition
lmao this is how natives announce that their brother died
fuckin lel
>>53558060
poor kid ;_;
>>53558060
fuck i hate natives more than muslims tbqh
americans will never know true suffering
>>53558060
those stupid emojis or whatever they are make it look like it's some dumb twitter post.
>>53558075
not making fun of the kid that died, moreso making fun of the retard brother who thought the best way to respect him would be emojis on his facebook
>>53558089
i live in winnipeg man, i feel your pain
>tfw I imagine a very specific meeting a girl romantic scenario and I realize because of how detailed I was it will probably never come true and if it does it will just feel crazy
>>53558108
no one deserves emojis
>>53558089
Innus and micmacs are alright. Iroquois tend to be scum.
>>53558060
He is in a better place ;_;
>>53558089
We have chicanos here
truly scum of the earth
>>53558126
a fate i wouldn't wish upon my greatest enemy
slav husband when
>you will never be loved by a qt girl
>>53558221
>girl
>>53558089
We have natives too, although they do tend to stay on their reservations.
>>53558089
I don't know. They're annoying wastes of space but once they find our you won't give them money for alcohol they leave you alone.
Saw a woman in the full ghost nigger costume today. Kind of upset.
>>53558221
s-someday I will ;_;
>>53558221
pretty sure that's a not a girl
>>53558210
hi
этo хoхoл
>>53558236
Ours come into the city for easier access to drugs and alcohol. Most stay on the reserves around their casinos or whatever otherwise.
hey
i won powerball guys !
do u want sum munny ?
Canadabrahs- Montreal or Quebec City for a week trip in Feb-Mar?
>>53558294
sure
>>53558256
>>53558256
))))))))
>>53558307
1) What are you looking for in that trip?
2) Can you speak french?
>>53558210
>>53558256
don't you steal my bro
>>53558307
dont
>>53558307
quebec city, i liked it much more
cinnamon or honey teddy grahams
>>53558294
use it to buy a communal /cum/ bounce house
>>53558294
pay me in dank memes
>>53558331
fuck yuo
>>53558315
your parents are rich, let the poorfags have some fun for once.
>>53558345
That's dumb
>>53558017
The new Peanuts movie is patrician-tier tbqh
>>53558307
Quebec City is apparently quite nice. Montreal is more generic tourist stuff but they have comedy festivals with English jokes at.. some part of the year.
>>53558365
YOU'RE dumb
>>53558318
>>53558331
>>53558354
>>53558398
>>53558379
its pretty damn good
Im glad he told the truth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4cGqu2_GQQ
>>53558291
There's two reservations close to where I live. You really only see natives if you go to walmart on the day that they get their government paycheck, and then it is ABSOLUTELY packed with them.
They never seem to go to other stores though
>>53558485
god damnit
>>53558327
This
>>53558488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg
>>53558307
Québec city. There is literally nothing to see in Montreal.
>>53558354
don't make me come over there
>>53558488
>that chorus
How much longer till summer? Can't fucking wait till move to UK.
>>53558538
>removed frogs(french)
>removed kebab
>removed krauts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5HK0iErV5U
>>53558485
Do you have the pic with the trump hat?
>>53556267
Anyone defending /cum/ in here is a faggot this general is shit and we all know it
>>53558612
>>53558672
I never said it was good. Just that I chose it over svt
>>53558673
>fags supporting trump
not surprised tbqh
Will he die this year?
>>53558672
It's a bunch of surface level shitposting and normal conversation, much better than some of the shit you see on here. We don't devolve into /pol/ arguments every thread or have massive chains of posts that's nothing but banal one liners
>>53558724
Kinda hope so desu he's a bit of a cunt.
>>53558673
I could never be with a tranny because I want kids some day
>>53558724
I get the feeling a lot of celebrities will die this year.
>>53558673
thanks
>>53558731
the shitposting isn't good shitposting, we don't even have our own memes. almost every other general is able to develop their own memes and culture. although now it sounds like I'm just describing america as a whole, so I think I've found the problem.
>>53558538
pls no fight
>>53558548
Kinda wish I had some of those in my apartment right now.
There was a shit ton of them at my parent's place.
>>53558770
Celebrity meetup in France will coincide with Euro 9/11 I'm predicting it now.
>>53558672
It is when you and your butt buddies are throwing temper tantrums and enabling communist shitposting.
>tfw you will never fight for space America
bad feel buds. You guys were right tho, very entertaining movie and unironically better than I thought'd be
>>53558724
he'll be fine
>>53558803
where were you when the eiffel tower fell
>>53558746
How is neil young a cunt?
>>53558806
the communism thing hasn't even been a thing for too long, /cum/ has been shit for a long time.
>sees utah state flag
UTAH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53558871
You're complaining about the quality of /cum/ and you post a reddit frog?
>>53558871
all the blue flags look the same to me desu
>>53558871
commies have a special place in hell
>>53558803
don't jinx it pls
>>53558871
I know that, I'm just giving you a hard time for no reason. It's shitty here, but at least we have memes and friends right?
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
:^)
>>53558909
THIS
>>53558888
not even your quads can take away my green may mays
>>53558893
same I have to hover above them 2bqhl
>>53558724
I predict neil young will live to be 96
>implying this isnt the worst /cum/ has ever been
we left the golden age not long ago
>>53558794
>Kinda wish I had some of those in my apartment right now.
Why not make some? It takes a little practice but they're cheap to make. There's lots of templates out there for simple traditional designs.
I've made them as gifts recently. Only have rejects or failures for myself. Need to make some for my own apartment.
>>53559012
Awful motor skills
Always tried to make them growing up but never got the hang of it
Always just left it to my mom to do the mom things
>>53559012
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>53559009
the golden age consists of no tripfagging
>>53559076
stop replying to him
>>53559012
Yarn, buttons and eggs?
>>53559076
>not wanting to be held responsible for the quality of your posts
>>53559087
I dindu nothing you cunt
>>53559087
I dont trust Indiana flags because of him
>>53559102
pls no more anime
>>53558830
uhh...
heh heh heh
>>53559039
Like you can't hold the kristka steady when applying wax? I have trouble with that too for smaller lines.
There's even more "blotchy" styles that are traditional though. You could always ask your Mom to make you one. She might be happy you asked.
>>53559102
Yep. You dye them and use wax to seal in the colour, then add more dye on. It's called Pysanka.
>>53559129
wot?
Farts smell fucking rank right now. I love it
>>53559148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKKbxZvj0lQ&index=2
Good meme I just found lads.
>>53559148
a lot of those have had literally nothing to do with Obama
>>53559139
I just get tremors sometimes so I can't do really accurate stuff like that.
Speaking of which, she will probably make some for dinner tomorrow (I guess "today" since it's past midnight) for the old new year.
Hello, fellow /cum/munity dwellers. I'm the one who will make /cum/ great again.
Expect some changes soon.
Best poster of /cum/ out.
>>53559148
>the president directly impacts such things as teen pregnancy
oh ya ok
>>53559224
my mommy makes good posole
Chloe desu
>>53559224
I think im probably the best poster here 2bh.
wont leave though
>>53559266
obviously being the commander in chief means you pull in mad poon
>>53559292
you got to move on bud
>>53559292
what is this game even about?
>>53559219
Fair enough. There's still more simple ones I'm sure you could do. I kind of of like the splotchy ones.
http://www.pysanky.info/Types/Krapanky.html
They're nice decorations, hopefully you can get some for your apartment.
>not getting your tacos from dirty trucks
whats wrong with people
>>53559315
A lot of presidents have been quite loose actually.
JFK and slick willy in particular
>>53559366
>tfw mexican food trucks all around me
god bless california
>>53559219
>I just get tremors sometimes so I can't do really accurate stuff like that.
Knitting helps a lot desu
You can use big needles to gain confidence and if you don't want to pinch yourself
>>53559377
haven't seen this in a while
>>53559383
what do you usually get
>>53559375
>only thing the right could do to try to impeach him was lying about getting head
>still couldnt even nail him even with the damning evidence
BASED
>>53559316
I possibly can't. Not that I don't want, I just can't.
>>53559325
A heart ripping story of friendship, love and tragedy.
>>53559421
Do you have to be a dyke?
>>53559292
>>53559421
lesbian hipsters?
does any1 want 2 cum over
>>53559413
special plates, usually a combo of burritos or fajitas or something
Theres a great authentic mexican restaurant near me ran by real immigrants
>>53559442
I'll come over if you match 2bh.
>>53559448
>fajitas
>>53559442
i'm afraid of people desu senpai
>>53559442
I'll bring the burgers
>>53559473
They see me rolling.
>>53559466
I know, but I never know what to actually order there, so I go for the "american" stuff
its the restaurant where I really try the unknown stuff
>>53559415
I'm not a huge fan of leftists normally, but Bill was a good president. I don't really care about the moral majority stuff though so I don't really understand the hate he gets sometimes.
>>53559487
they forgettin'
>>53559473
Will tottenham pull the treble?
>>53559364
It is good you reminded me, my matushka will be happy.
>>53559400
Eh, I might try that sometime actually.
It is related to some stuff that happened a few years ago, so it is really uncontrollable and there isn't much I can do to help with it.
The doctor's have said it will probably subside after 5-6 years just with time.
>>53559473
will i get gf
>>53559488
nah it's not about authenticity, I just really hate the way fajitas taste. too much bell pepper and I don't like the onions they use.
the time is for bed
Really want to fuck a trap lads
>>53559437
No, you just have to have an open mind to play it.
>>53559441
No. It's not about homosexuality. It's really about tough friendship, friendship I've never had. ;_;
>>53559502
AHHHHH DONT TEASE ME LIKE THAT SATAN.
>>53559473
>>53559473
REROLLING, WILL TOTTEHAM PULL A TREBLE
>>53559531
good night buddy
hope you sleep well
>>53559531
Sweet dreams.
>>53559532
me too man
On that fateful night in 1985, Martha and her brother went to play among the rubble of the Florida Memorial College, which had been abandoned for years, as they often did. David had given Martha money earlier to go to the store, and when she asked him for more money and he declined, she punched him. Getting angry, David pushed his sister, and she fell backward, landing on a protruding metal spike. It impaled the young girl’s skull. Panicking, he buried the body in a shallow grave and kept the secret for over two decades.
>>53559531
its not even RNH yet, senpai
>>53559550
UGH
>>53559473
GIVE ME AN ANSWER SATAN WILL TOTTENHAM PULL THE TREBLE
>>53559532
you've come to the right thread at least
>>53559576
he said yeah the first time bro
>>53559561
become one and I can fuck you
>>53559593
just go fap and you won't want to anymore probably
often have dreams about my wife and daughter dying in a car crash even though I have neither. really hope it's not a premonition 2bh
>>53559584
oh youre right I missed it..
FUCK YEAHHHHH HAHDSFHAJSDFJHASDHFJASFJASJDFJAWEFJASJFDHAEHFHAEFHDAEHDHAEHDAJSEFJAEJFAJWEFJAJEFAJ
>>53559620
or maybe you kill a mother and a daughter...
Just snapped charge cable inside phone
>>53559620
maybe it's not a premonition at all but a memory. Maybe you did have a wife and a daughter but you've repressed the memory so well that you can only remember it in your dreams
>>53559655
now you can take a photo of your ass
>>53559646
>>53559655
>>53559675
>>53559683
too many canadians
>>53559743
not leaving
>>53559743
fight me
>>53559531
the time is not for bed
>>53559532
nothing wrong with that
>>53559799
>theres nothing wrong with wanting to fuck traps
yes there is like you can't you just be a normal faggot
Bed time
>>53559856
>>53559646
that might be worse, 2bh
>>53559856
night man
Is Canada a better place to live in than America? Only post if you've lived in both otherwise you're just shitposting.
>>53559887
the grass is always greener
>>53559887
we're not accepting non-muslim applications currently
>>53559887
100% subjective
and this >>53559901
>>53559799
>nothing wrong with that
you have 10 seconds to name a worse movie series than Fast and the Furious
dont bother, you cant
cum lol
Recommend me some good cool comics
>>53559937
http://nhentai.net/g/105429/
>>53559926
Twilight unless you're gay
>>53559936
Itu dia. Ada dia pergi lagi. Lihatlah, semua orang! Dia diposting sekali lagi! Bukankah dia hanya orang paling lucu di sekitar ?! Astaga.
Aku hampir bisa melihat bingkai kelebihan berat badan menyedihkan Anda bersinar dalam gelap, diterangi layar komputer Anda yang merupakan satu-satunya sumber cahaya di kamar Anda, cekikikan seperti seorang gadis seperti Anda sekali lagi mengetik posting kecil Anda dan mengisi captcha. Atau mungkin Anda bahkan tidak mengisi captcha. Mungkin Anda seperti NEET menjijikkan bahwa Anda benar-benar dibayar untuk lulus 4chan, sehingga Anda hanya posting. Oh, dan kita semua tahu cara Anda posting. The "epik" Australia, bukan? Saya bayangkan Anda sedikit kotoran tertawa begitu keras seperti yang Anda klik submit bahwa Anda drop Doritos Anda di lantai, tapi itu ok, ibumu akan membersihkannya di pagi hari. Oh, itu benar. Apakah saya gagal untuk menyebutkan? Anda tinggal dengan ibu Anda. Anda adalah lemak sialan fuckup, dia mungkin begitu sakit dari Anda sudah. Jadi sakit harus melakukan semuanya untuk Anda sepanjang hari sialan, setiap hari, untuk pria dewasa yang menghabiskan seluruh waktunya di postingan 4chan tentang seorang jenderal Amerika Utara pada / int /. Bayangkan ini. Dia memiliki Anda, dan kemudian dia pikir Anda akan menjadi seorang ilmuwan atau astronot atau sesuatu yang besar, dan kemudian Anda menjadi NEET a. Sebuah NEET Australia menyedihkan. Dia mungkin menangis sampai tertidur sehari-hari berpikir tentang bagaimana buruk itu dan bagaimana dia ingin dia bisa menghilang. Dia bahkan tidak dapat mencoba untuk berbicara dengan Anda karena semua yang Anda katakan adalah "CUM, LOL !." Anda sudah menjadi parodi diri Anda sendiri. Dan itu semua Anda. Seorang pria sedikit sedih tertawa dalam gelap sendiri saat ia mempersiapkan untuk menikmati tarian lama yang sama bahwa dia melakukan satu juta kali sekarang. Dan itu semua yang Anda pernah akan.
Really good cover, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLkWyuW2JTg
![iu[10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pWfucNR.jpg "iu[10].jpg")
>>53559926
>>53559967
I watched a summary of 50 shades of grey. It apparently originally bad Twilight fanfiction and she just changed it to not be about Vampires. there will be multiple movies so I'm going with that.
Twilight looked like a very incoherent plot though. Also uncanny CGI baby and child.
>>53559887
Objectively yes.
>>53560028
is that a fucking troll doll
>>53559926
Alvin and the chipmunks. It reminded us that you can always be more vomitive.
>Interview with THE Vampire
>not Interview with A Vampire
Gotta live the Mandela effect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4BIxR58kGo
ayyyy, you faggots were wrong.
after a complicated conversation I'll spare you all the details of, the girl I was messaging said she was interested in going on a date next week.
![7GOEWOC[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/WwKQlT9.gif "7GOEWOC[1].gif")
>>53560063
It was the original baby doll stand in they were going to use. Apparently it scared the actors so they did uncanny cgi instead.
>>53560053
>I've lived in Mexico, Canada, and the USA
>>53560112
Well he is mexican
:^)
![dsGfZCY[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/MU4ILXL.gif "dsGfZCY[1].gif")
>>53560028
>that fear
Dude
I'm off to bed.
Night everyone, hope you all sleep well too!
>>53560135
hey-o
>>53560218
weed
>>53560236
nite
>>53560284
lmao
>>53560101
The year of the gf m8, pic of her?
h
>>53560236
night senpai
>>53560101
the one who said "aww" when you said you liked her?
congrats f am
she wants the D?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g14Jj6gSgPY
>>53560397
good post
>>53560317
>>53560337
>>53560355
>>53560407
fuck thats spooky
>>53560397
Literally absolutely fucking this
>>53560432
>>53560426
>being Mexican
I have no interest in watching anime, 2bh
>>53560469
do you knot see my flag lad
>>53560469
>being american
>Fucking posting anime
>shitskins
>>53560469
Mai is literally built for sex
>>53560313
'no'
6/10 face, but jesus, her body. One of the nicest, biggest butts I've ever seen.
>>53560374
yeah, that's me. It's just a first date, so who knows. I think it will work out.
How has everyones night been? Whatcha up to?
>shinkansen
>>53560469
>>53560526
good taste desu
>>53560482
Are you interested in anime watching you?
hey senpai. can I get a disease from a lap dance?
>>53560516
t. third world mexispick
>>53560496
disgusting subhumans they all are
>ksmz
>>53560556
Are you 12?
>Piensalo
>go on twitch looking for gameplay of a game without talking
>scroll through people with 1 or 0 viewers
>one is somebody who forgot they were recording their screen
>hes still there watching donald trump videos
god bless america
>>53560603
>Tfw going to see Trump this monday when he comes to my uni which has it's name literally in your image
the memes are real
>>53560646
purdue? more like purpoo
>bap
>>53560657
L i b e r t y
desu. It's gonna be a madhouse here
>>53560603
Kek
Keep us updated anon.
>>53560668
is it bapping tiem?!
>>53560690
currently watching the gayest thing ive seen today
>>53560689
What did you think of Bernie's speech?
>>53560527
good luck then
>>53560718
>he fucking looked it up
>"bap"
>>53560722
He did a good job trying to not sound like a lefty socialist maniac. He knew the crowd here is predominantly evangelical, and didn't go too far but still made his points. He's not a bad person or politician I just can't agree with his policies
>>53560777
I have to ask, what's it like there? I always heard there were curfews and student laws and codes that cannot be broken or you can get thrown out of school. Is it really that different from a public non-religious school?
joe cool edition
>apologies
>>53560840
lel it's not that bad, conservative kids can still drink and party to a degree as long as you don't get caught, there are some curfews and rules in dorms though for sure. A big one being absolutely no sex whatsoever and there are stiff penalties. In my experience the student body is a little different for sure, but it's still a university lifestyle.
>>53560856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIbNQnOKdYc
>stiff penalties
>>53560893
>no sex
Good. Sex is degeneracy
but can you really not dance? I know baptists hate it for some reason and heard a rumor
they are saying nigger a lot and talking about being banned from GW2
>>53560777
What did your friends think about it?
How do you think the student body generally viewed the speech?
>you will never be a narco in mexico
Feels bad man :(
>>53560934
He just realized he's streaming and I'm watching and is having an anxiety attack now
>>53560929
>Sex is degeneracy
Anon pls
>>53560893
where do you live?
>>53560934
>playing WoW
>2016
>>53560934
Awwh shit I got a headache seeing that image.
>>53560893
wait do you go to liberty university?
>>53560946
some people actually liked him a lot, most of my friends were kinda meh on him cause of stances on abortion, economy, gun laws, and really almost all his policies. But I think it's good that they let us hear both sides and form our own opinions
>>53560929
well just don't get caught going to a dance was my interpretation. Technically kissing is even not ethical
>>53560973
Fuck with him on the chat pls.
Say that you record him.
>>53560998
you know what they say is a good cure for headaches
>>53561020
Yeah I do
>>53561037
I already left they immediately became boring when they realized I was watching
>>53561061
I've known multiple people to go there. I live in NC. You know someone named Weston?
Are games like ARK and H1Z1 and those style of open world type games actually fun? I want to play a game where I actually interact with people again, I feel like I haven't played one like that since gary's mod
>>53560983
It's far too lewd and indecent
>>53561024
>the rumors are true
literally what is wrong with dancing. At least tell me singing in the shower is allowed
