>bump into someone
>mumble an apology
t. ameribeta
>>53549463
>cute girl behind me walking
>I go hold the door open for her
>thank you
>y-you too
>>53549463
Is apologizing beta? Or are Americans just assholes?
>>53549463
Since when being polite is beta?
>cute girl next to me
>she sneezes
>blurt "excuse you"
>>53549545
>>53549565
Not OP but it was probably the way he delivered it
It was probably a beta shaky apology
>>53549569
>girl sneezes
>shout "GAWD BLESS YOU"
>>53549545
it's the latter
>go to Toronto
>everyone apologizing for literally anything
>people bumping into lamp posts and apologizing
>people apologizing to me for accidentally kicking a small pebble on the street to a 2m radius of my body
>cashiers apologizing before saying how much it is
on the same trip
>go to NYC
>people literally pushing me in order to move faster to the nearest McDonald's
>everybody seems to be an expert on elbowing strangers
>never once heard anyone apologize
>>53549463
>waiting for my next class in the lobby
>girl walk up and sits down next to me
>she starts talking to me(apparently we shared the last class together, i didn't know)
>sperg out and tell her i have to head to my next class
>get to next class and sit there by myself for 15 min
>she walks in
"o-oh hey, didn't know you where in here too"
fucking kill me
>>53549569
>>53549618
You're not doing it right.
>be German studying in America
>Americans don't cover their mouths or noses while sneezing
>American sneezes all over me
>Cover mouth afterwards anyway because I require the sensation
>>53549684
i would honestly kill myself if this happened to me
>>53549682
>Expecting the blob of people in New York to have personality
Go somewhere that isn't a city
>be american
>get shot
>>53549684
iktf...
>tfw attractive but autistic and former hikkikomori
>>53549853
>expecting a hick in Bumfuck, Iowa to have personality
>>53549865
same
i have had girls ask my out and give me their number and straight up say they are flirting with me
im still a kissless virgin because i have social anxiety and people talking to me that i dont know freaks me out
ESPECIALLY cute girls
>>53549865
>former hikkikomori
bullshit, once you go hikki you never make it out alive
>>53549684
Why did you leave her anon? She just wanted to have a nice conversation.
>cashier says hello
>stare at credit card/on something else while being quiet
every
fucking
time
>>53549919
refer to
>>53549914
i have sever social anxiety
i hate talking to people(apart from my friends)
>>53550074
they're not paying attention to you
I just blurt out something (most of the time they're not even real words) and pretend I'm in a hurry putting the stuff into my bags or loudly sigh in an impatient way while I wait for the "Insert your card" notification on the machine to show up
>>53549463
>Pass by someone
>Say hey
>They don't say hey back
>>53549682
New York City is famously rude though, even in the USA
>Pass brit on the street, say "How's it going?"
>he just starts crying
>>53549463
>Social worker is being a dick
>mumble what I need in a low test weak ass voice
>she almost screams "what" as if she is going to punch me
>repeat it with cracked voice and apologize
EVERY FUCKIMG TIME
>going to buy some bread
>someone walks in the opposite direction
>" 'Morning "
>"Good Morning"
People here are nice :D
>>53550577
>me walking in the street
>see someone i dont see in years in the street with some other guys
>says Ôh!
>he look at me and dont recognize me
>ignore me and continue talking with the guys
>>53549463
that's you bumping into a real American and acting like a typical /int/cuck
if anything it's more of an indicator of the people on this sub
>>53549853
>>53550609
flyover states please go
>>53549463
>Not being called young force by everyone you dont even know
>>53552748
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>>53549682
NYers aren't american they are just assholes
>see someone waving at me
>don't recognize them but wave back
>get a weird look as the person they were waving to walks by me
>sneeze in cute girls face
>"excuse you anon"
>it was my privilige
>>53552790
>at grocery store
>my turn at the counter
>"good evening"
>it's actually 10 in the morning
>>53549916
>implying I "made it" because I'm in school
>>53549853
>>53550609
>>53552784
but Toronto is literally our rudest city, minus French assholes.
