Why are western euros so disgusting? This is literally india-tier
>>53526534
Comparison with non-shitter sea
Western euros should learn how to poo in the loo instead of the sea
>what are mud flats
It's literally called Wadden Sea, and wadden is Dutch/Frisian for mud flats. During low tide you can walk to some islands from the mainland
>>53526864
>cucked by the moon out of dry land
baltic notidez master race!
>CUXHAVEN
>>53526534
Tidal Mud Flats != shit.
>>53526534
>all that land we claimed from mother nature
>>53527123
w-what happens when it's windy and raining?
>>53526534
fite me cunt
So what did a person from there exactly say to you to make you this buttblasted to post about it on a anonymous mongolian image board
>>53527212
>anonymous
>>53527252
who am I?
>>53526534
Cuxhaven
>>53527109
>>53526864
>>53527212
>>53527212
>i-it's not SHIT i-i swear its mud!
indians are gods of hygiene compared to you fiends
>>53527148
they have a series of dams they can shut, this being the most famous i think
>>53527432
indians have save busses compared to german city centers if you look at rape rates.
>be German
>get raped
>>53527688
>damage controlling this hard and making up things
POO IN THE LOO NETHERLOONDS
german unsuccessfully bantering swamp germans. what is this world coming to?
>>53527788
>cologne
>>53527688
Indians as in India...? You do know that's a country where women have to worry about getting gang raped when they go to piss in a bush, right? There's also rural communities that try to punish a guy by ordering his sisters get gang raped. India loves rape.
>>53527123
>I told him to build a catwalk BELOW the surface of water
>He actually did it the absolute madman!!!
>A SWAMP
>>53527827
what you gonna do?
have a heart attack on me because of your high level of colesterole caused by overconsumption of high-calorie foods? LOL
>the netherlands is so dirty you can actually see the shit from fucking space and you can probably smell it too
>>53527976
>colesterole
Is this the kind of cholesterol you find in a coleslaw salad?
>>53527976
german "humour" is apparently not a meme
Poor-quality posts from Germany itt. Probably a t*rk.
>>53528089
GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!
t. netherpoos
>>53528095
For once I concur with the british.
>>53527148
>your country can control the elements
>>53528146
Is this an insult somehow?
>>53528095
>t*rk
>being able to write
probably just your average bleached Wböngosch nigger, it managed to write something understandable.
>>53528089
dont listen to him, german humour is really good.
>>53528265
>the amount of methane released into dutch atmosphere caused by fecal matter is so high the netherpoos can not comprehend english anymore
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>53528265
niet op hem reageren
Ik ben zo in de war van deze draad.
>>53528348
i like mexican food
>>53528505
>>53528528
>speaking slurred german
another side effect from digesting poo-water? LOL
We should built a wall
>>53528653
first we annex what was rightfully ours after WWII
holy fuck german banter is bad. someone please bring some australians in here to insult us.
>>53528653
I'm sure you would have shitted up your sea anyway even with a wall, you should have built toilets instead LOL
>>53528783
>French Flanders
>rightfully yours
I'd like to see you try
HAPPY NEW YEAR GERMANY
HAHAHAHAHA
>German """""""""banter""""""""""
>>53528960
whole of Belgium is 100% rightfully ours because 1830 was a mistake. Every problem western civilzation knows today is a direct consequence of 1830.
>>53528783
I support this idea, even my grandfather did.
As long as we don't have to speak your ridiculous Rhine-Franconian Dialect I am with you.
Fuck all those Bavarian shitheads
>Lever dood as Slaav
>>53529280
>whole of Belgium is 100% rightfully ours
kek
>>53529406
are you mentally challenged?
>>53529448
>>53529280
>>53528783
>netherpoo ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''nationalism'''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>53529448
Are you ?
Belgium is an artificial creation, up to Gand it is rightfully French, as is Rhineland.
>>53529569
Why are germans so obsessed with poo?
>>53529615
why are netherpoos so obsessed with shitting up their sea?
>>53529609
haha, also its pronounced as Gent not Gand
Germany is just jealous because he has no shore
>>53529406
if we do it like this then we could say half of europe is Dutch because of Karel de grote(Charle le magne)
>>53529870
Remind me what country Frankreich/Frankrijk is and where was Charlemagne's capital.
>>53529995
where is Karel from?
>>53529995
Aachen
say it
>Aachen
>>53530084
get out cuck
>>53529615
I always wondered that
All their swears are pretty much about asses and shitting
>>53530116
relax, cücklein
>>53530169
your capital is less than 100km away from malmo, the negro capital of europe
get out
>>53530084
>Aachen
What ? No.
the capital was Paris, he only had his personal residency there to shed the blood of the Saxon men.
>>53530247
you do know that Frankish men originate from Dutch lands
>>53530198
Could've sworn your capital was the negro capital of Europe.
>>53527307
Hello Dirk
>>53530247
>Paris
>What is Doornik
>>53530282
This.
>>53529569
>>53528873
>>53528618
>>53528464
>>53528146
>>53528081
>>53527788
>>53526596
>>53526534
Stop trying to make Netherpoos a thing.
It isn't.
>>53530373
>salty cuck
Say it after me
Frankrijk
>>53530282
They are from modern day Belgium and where they originated is irrelevant, it's like claiming Guillaume wasn't French because he had 3 Nordic ancestors over 6 generations.
>>53529835
I grew up 20m behind the dike in a land that is more flat than a Eastern Asian girl, so i find this very offensive
>>53530416
>>What is Doornik
>Charlemagne
>even related in any way to Tournai
lel
>>53530500
Karel was born in Dutch lands
Karel was king of frankmen
Frankmen were literally Dutchmen
So if we continue going by your ideology in this post >>53529406 .
That makes half of Europe Dutch
>>53530500
You don't even speak Frankish, unlike us.
>They are from modern day Belgium
>What are the Salian Franks from Salland
>What are the Ripuarian Franks from Limburg & the Rhineland.
>>53530498
>>53530500
Niederlande?
Belgien?
Frankreich?
My grandfather marched through all three.
>>53530579
>That makes half of Europe Dutch
And it makes half of Europe Corsican as well.
The Frankish empire from his founder Clovis was centered on France.
Where they were from is irrelevant.
>>53530675
this
they unironically think they are something more than german lapdogs lol they even speak a dialect of german
>>53530694
>Where they were from is irrelevant.
so what you are saying is that your post >>53529406 is irrelevant?
You continously speak up against your own arguments
>>53530548
>Who is Karel de Kale
>>53530729
we speak our own language that is as old as german, why are you so ignorant?
ITT: A german demonstrates the highest level of teutonic autism since Kant
>>53530848
ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz
t. spaniard
>>53530694
>The Frankish empire from his founder Clovis was centered on France.
No, it was centered on Toxandria.
>>53530836
WE WUZ KINGS N SHIET
you are right in part though, you ARE kings of shit lol
>>53530729
>Implying German is not a dialect of Dutch
There's a reason the English still call our speech "Dutch", while you had to make do with a loanword.
>>53530906
[Citation needed]
And no, the Wadden Sea is not shit you autist
>>53530880
The capital of Clovis was literately Paris and he was buried there, his bones are now in Saint-Denis.
>>53530762
No I'm saying that the country of Flanders de jure belongs to the crown of France and that it is its northernmost border, just like the Rhineland is our legitimate easternmost border.
>>53527432
>t.Özkan
>>53530906
wat is de Waddenzee?
Isn't it weird that according to your map we ONLY dump shit in de Waddensea which would be quite weird, surely is hasn't to do anything with nature processes. Being this ignorant and hardheaded about delusions
>>53530918
>>53530962
>>53530991
>netherpoo fairytales
i see the methane induced hallucinations are kicking in again
add in the manlet complex of dutch people and you get a REALLY fucked up '''''''''nation'''''''''' lol
>>53530675
>>53530729
>mfw Germany is still occupied
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmikQeMOJVQ
>>53527432
I saw that on 9gag, he's from new zealand
>>53526534
How can you be so stupid?
That's river sediment, it's completely natural.
>>53528265
He's trying to force a retarded Meme without realizing a Meme has to have some little fact associated with it.
>>53530966
but its not
Guys pls, everyone should know that the germanic languages come from scandinavia anyway
>>53530966
>The capital of Clovis was literately Paris
Yes.
Doesn't make Clovis French.
Francia=/=France
Franconia=Francia
Franconian=Frankish
>>53530729
At least we still have our beautiful old city centres.
>>53531058
Sure, letting excrement out the body is natural but on this large scale that its visible from FUCKING SPACE its fucking disgusting, netherpoos should be eradicated
>>53531033
German """""""""banter"""""""
>>53531066
>but its not
But it is, and it is literally why Belgium was created, so that France wouldn't have access to the seaport of Antwerp to launch a double assault on England from there and Calais.
>>53531183
>Dutch speaking lands doesnt belong to the Dutch
>>53531139
>At least we still have our beautiful old city centres.
its a matter of time before they are covered by shit, just like your literally shitty sea
>>53530373
Heil Magna Friesland!
>>53531183
>and it is literally why Belgium was created,
do you create your own history books?
>>53531183
> it is literally why Belgium was created
Not JUST because of that. Also because the south of the Netherlands was Catholic and William III wanted to limit French in Wallonia and Flanders (whose upper class spoke french due to it's prestige).
>>53531249
Everywhere should just join England desu
>>53531249
>invent a language using german as a base
>call it netherpoo
>W-WE WUZ NETHERPOO N SHIET
>talking shit about our Nederbros
Fuck off turk
>>53531317
I'd glady give you Amsterdam, Rotterdam and the Hague, no on can speak Dutch there anyways, only Moroccan and English.
>>53531249
Rhine is our natural border anyway.
>whose upper class spoke french due to it's prestige
desu all the upper class of the world From France to Persia did
>>53530836
>is as old as german,
Probably older. Hoch Duetch was an 18th century literary language that was later made a spoken language by giving it Saxon pronunciation. Having said that who knows what his native dialect is.
>>53531317
if we can kill off french id happily
>>53531328
>invent a language using german as a base
That's actually more what Standard German is, not Dutch. Standarddutch evolved naturally in Southern Brabant for Flemish and Holland/Northern Brabant for Netherlandic.
>>53531384
I really don't care, all I want is just that you stop believing the illusion that anything above the Walloon and flanders border belongs to the French.
>>53531050
Hasn't the Rhine Army almost completely left Germany?
But we still have tens of thousands American Soldiers in Germany. And as a German I can tell you it's a good thing.
1. they protect us from others (because our own army is too weak)
2. they protect others from us
3 and most important: they protect us from ourselves
I am sure American Soldiers also secured the existence of many German breweries schnitzel Restaurants
>>53531274
>Magna Frisia
>netherpoos
>>53528653
You're too BFF for that
Franz, please
>>53531518
Rhine famalam.
It's above and beyond Belgium.
>>53530498
>Netherlands has poop inspection day in schools
>netherpoops
>>53532388
holy shit
is this how a new /int/ meme is created?
>>53532815
that picture is old as shit
>>53528146
The Netherlands are alright. Its the swedes who are the real joke and cucks of europe. Its too bad the Netherlands are near Sweden
>>53532840
i-is that a word pun?
>>53532388
>nederpoos actually eat that
literally can not fabricate such anecdotes
>>53532388
Meh, poop inspections is odd, but its also medically necessary when searching for cancer or internal bleeding
>>53530966
Clovis made Paris his capital after he conquered it,
You don't conquer the place you're from
