Sleepy kitties edition
>>53513033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SsUG1aJ4Nc
>>53513445
>I remember you mentioning something about webms.
Hmm yeah...haha I dunno if I have that much motivation ;s
>>53513535
American pussy belongs to Chinese cock
Recommend some animated hentai.
boku no pico
>>53513655
This is some type of meme right
>>53513599
https://soundcloud.com/humbreaders/radio-girl
>>53513666
not at all
>>53513666
Schindler's List is better desu
>>53513627
Outta my country, chinky.
>>53513620
>I dunno if I have that much motivation ;s
I think you just want us to beg.
>>53513641
Sono Hanabira ni Kuchizuke wo Anata to Koibito Tsunagi
Good night
https://youtu.be/99kbjOfqvY8
>>53513461
Intel's been a consistent performer, but AMD's priced competitively. I used to maintain a few tight racks of opteron clusters but exchanged those for xeons a few years ago on my LVM machines. It helps to do research on your particular application, but if you need a solid desktop CPU then Intel is always a good choice.
>>53513465
doesn't have the extra flag
>>53513744
Night
>>53513730
>I think you just want us to beg.
I think you're lusting after him, anon.
kinda cold lads
>>53513690
>>53513700
Actually after reading about it it seems bretty gud :o
>>53513730
>I think you just want us to beg.
WELL seeing as how you jerks never post anything, I suppose it wouldn't hurt!!
>>53513804
I don't think it's the Swecuck either, but to be fair she oftentimes does post from her phone.
>>53513744
night night
>>53513672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsdBeei07iI
>tfw fapping to affect3D Girlsfriend4Ever
Goddamn I love futas. Futa on girl = 100% straight btw. It's the same as boy x girl but with more tits.
I always blow huge loads to this shit.
>>53513834
I intended you to do the begging desu.
>>53513858
>WELL seeing as how you jerks never post anything, I suppose it wouldn't hurt!!
What will I get if I post something?
>>53513711
I'm native American.
>>53513849
Hello, what happens here?
>>53514011
give me a (You) finnish poster
>>53513897
https://soundcloud.com/soo-miso/x9y4et5y4t4p
>>53513994
You both should beg :DD
and idk, what do you want?
>>53513994
>I intended you to do the begging desu.
I can resist his charms.
kind of
>>53514011
Sissy Americans.
>>53514011
We post our thighs here.
And it looks like it's your turn, anon.
>>53514080
>what do you want?
I'm not sure actually desu.
>>53514011
it's lewdposting hours in canusa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wQR-jgw7PI
>>53514030
Here is your (You), take good care of it!
>>53514107
But Americans are manly and strong!
>>53514114
That's gay desu.
>>53514107
didn't sound like it!!
>>53513139
>>53514114
>>53514114
hmm...well give me some type of idea!
>>53514163
Thanks, I'll get sick if I don't get my nightly (You) from a Finnish poster.
>>53513730
>yuri
This is a disaster
>>53514256
Not enough dicks for a Swede?
>>53514107
>kind of
Fortunately I can since I'm 100%.
>>53514179
>hmm...well give me some type of idea!
I'm not sure. Webms could be entertaining. No homo, of course.
>>53514256
>disaster
It is not. It's incredibly cute.
Futabu I guess then since you said >>53513933
>>53514006
Heh, he said coming.
Heh, heh heh.
>>53514305
It puts me to sleep. So yes, needs more dick going into warm holes and squirting lewd milk.
>>53514355
Cute yes but doesn't wiggle my wang.
>>53514355
I'll consider the webm idea, I'm just not sure if I can...um...finish it. Maybe that's for the best anyways idk
>>53514328
I didn't ask for extra poi on my burger, why are cashiers always so incompetent?
>>53514355
>100%.
60%
>>53514420
>I'm just not sure if I can...um...finish it
Oh my. This should be entertaining.
>>53514453
Anon pls. All I did was flip through the pages briefly. I didn't read anything or even touch myself to it. Besides, it looked approved under the category of "practically futa" either way.
>>53514515
>Oh my. This should be entertaining.
might be 2lewd! I dunno what you pervs want!!
anyways, g'night all~
>>53514626
Sissy americans
>>53514626
I want to see you get a little embarrassed.
>>53514655
You've given me (You)s before, haven't you?
>>53514655
The sissiest.
Srsly, if you are so insecure about your sexuality that you can't fap to futa because you "feel gay" about it then you have real issues.
I got a gf (solid sexlife, she orgasms just from being penetrated Feels Good Man.tiff), I find girls hot and not guys (not even convincing traps do anything for me, because they basically look like curve-less girls) and I fap to futa and love it. I also fap to straight porn ofc.
>>53514656
1 webm = a pair of thighs
>>53514826
do not sexualize shima
>>53514846
sorry
>>53514826
I think we can get more than a 1:1 ratio out of him.
>>53514866
Don't forget.
https://youtu.be/IsT4vXmHk_E?t=72
do wagon burners give off about bogus indians dressing up as them? or is it only offensive if white people do it
this lads probably mexican ffs
does that shit he's wearing even have anything to do with a tribe
>>53514777
G A Y S W E D E S I S S Y B O Y
Enjoying that BBC?
>>53514877
For your thighs, that is.
>>53514693
Maybe. I like sissy americans.
>>53515336
Why are Mexicans so OBESE?
>>53515232
I don't know, anon. Mine probably aren't as valuable. I have no cute clothes and, besides being shaved, my legs aren't very feminine anymore.
You might have a better chance of getting him to post webms.
>>53515336
Aren't Finns sissies, though?
I just noticed that the maximal width of the ribcage is much further down than I'd been assuming
even though the base shapes I've been using suggest that
and this explains why my chests always look awkward
I should have noticed this much earlier
Is this the anime thread?
>>53516525
I bet you'll fall asleep before me.
>>53516628
no
>>53516805
I'd certainly hope so.
>>53516628
No this is Dayon thread.
>>53516846
You're not supposed to admit defeat so easily.
>>53515026
Fucking canuck more like cangetcucked lamo
>>53515388
Wholesome burrito diets
>>53517389
Damn he's ass mad. Pull down those panties and let me see how red it is.
>>53517820
Keep dreaming gayboy.
>>53518060
btw girls don't have dicks
God my neck hurts
It must be all the freedom resting on my shoulders. Sometimes it's such a heavy burden.
(you)
>>53518600
If I was gay, I don't think I'd be attracted to this.
Wouldn't I be interested in someone who is actually masculine?
>>53518600
Why do you have such pictures, Björn?
>>53518660
i am masculine
;_; r-right?
must rename thread
homosexual women
>>53518767
The facial expression is a joykill.
>>53518775
good idea
>>53518196
Futas do, and they're fantasy creatures m8 :^)
It's been proven time and again that straight men are interested in dicks (obviously not for sexual but you know), and straight men are the primary users of shemale porn. Why? Because actual gays like WHAT DO YOU KNOW, actual guys and prefer them over some weird half-thing. Not all, there's always exceptions, but yeah.
Fact is, sexuality is not a simple black and white affair, homo sapiens sapiens are complex creatures and it can't be boiled down like that.
>>53518817
T. Guy with a cock fetish
/int/ is becoming a containment board and /cum/ is part of the problem.
>>53518767
Where the fuck am I anyways? What thread is this?
Holy shit how do I make this fucking ache in my neck go away oh my god it hurts like hell.
>>53518933
/svt/
>>53518859
Good one.
>>53518923
Hey when I want to talk about sports, exercise, or even eating they get 1/4 of the replies that any homosexual or anime poster gets.
I think you might just want to accept that our countries are very sexually repressed, and therefore have some issues. Today it isn't even one of our own though, it's just some foreign fag.
>>53519234
The classic not facing the truth but instead just saying "he must be a fag". Weak.
This is why we need more education about human sexuality in schools. So many myths.
>>53519837
I really don't think there is a myth that the person posting those pictures likes men.
He is literally posting erotic pictures of himself to a demographic that is widely known to be almost exclusively male.
At the best he's a cross-dressing person with an interest in voyeurism who is indifferent about who views his pictures.
>>53519953
I fail to see why this would be considered gay
>>53520936
This is as cold as I can go while still enjoying the cool weather.
>>53514453
What is this?
Having a beer lads
>>53521040
http://nhentai.net/g/63735/
>>53515357
Sauce?
>>53520978
I'm surprised you read that one.
>>53521096
Those proportions are so fucked up. Those legs especially..wtf.
>>53521111
I have absolutely no idea.
>>53521096
>guys only
>guys
>>53521163
Pls. I know you read the file name,
>>53521220
:^)
>>53521212
http://nhentai.net/g/112512/
>>53521258
I just don't know what Japan considers a male anymore. Good stuff though.
>>53521258
Are strict Canadian gun laws enforced in the arctic wasteland to the north?
What do you do if there's a polar bear beating on your door? Throw Molson cans at it?
>>53521483
>>53521598
Our gun laws aren't really that strict. You just need to take a safety course or something to get a license.
>>53521095
Jelly desu
>>53521869
Let's be real senpai, are there any good Asian beers?
>Check weather app
>"Warmer than yesterday"
>-3
I want off this ride
>>53521976
Idk haven't really tried many desu, beer in general kinda sucks, I prefer wine.
>>53522177
Me too. Cheap box wine is still better than the best meme beer imo. Not really into white wine though.>>53522177
>>53521976
Kiuchi Brewery makes some pretty good stuff, in my opinion.
>>53521598
You can have permission to carry a large caliber handgun, like a .44 if you are in a remote enough area.
>>53521742
Safety course has questions like
>if you want to look at something in the distance, is it better to use binoculars, or the scope on a rifle
and
>is it better to be at the bottom of a hill, and shoot at targets at the top, or be at the top of a hill with targets at the bottom
>>53522251
I'll see if I can spot any tomorrow when I go to the grocery store.
According to the Washington Post I'm supposed to have about 140,000 dollars saved up for retirement right now.
I have 20,000.
I guess I could start sucking dicks after I can't work any more.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/get-there/wp/2016/01/12/how-big-your-retirement-fund-should-be-at-every-age-according-to-one-guide/
>>53522370
>retirement
Are you some sort of communist?
>>53522370
>retirement
Isn't medicare and social security going to go broke? Like really soon?
You probably wont be able to retire unless you have kids that are willing to support you.
You could always retire to some cheaper country.
>>53522277
The scope on the rifle, with your finger on the trigger and the safety off.
>>53522370
You're not the only one bro. It's not really surprising. My best education in financial literacy came in a high school economics class back in 2007, or a macro econ class in university. Neither of these really taught how to grow wealth. Most methods of investment are pretty foreign to my friend group besides what's available to them through work.
>>53522542
>tfw we were born just at the right time to die in poverty
>>53522370
I plan on just winning the powerball tonight
>>53522673
I don't really care. My profession isn't age sensitive.
>>53522584
Medicare and SS will go broke if no changes are made to it.
But in addition to those you need some extra savings if you want to keep up your current quality of life.
>>53522632
>tfw baby boomers fucked all of our shit up and will die with money before we can exact revenge
>>53522744
>My profession isn't age sensitive.
Your body is age sensitive. It will begin to fail and you will have no choice.
>>53522864
I have a certificate or deposit that just expired worth about $1350. The interest on it is garbage. What should I do with it senpai?
>>53522789
We have a national pension plan that's pretty well run. You're payment from it is determined by how much you worked which is pretty good.
But our healthcare system is propped up by the federal government giving the provinces 4% every year. Unless they find a way to grow revenues by that much, our healthcare is in a lot of trouble.
>>53513535
>>53513620
>>53513581
>>53513834
>>53513897
>>53514011
>>53514179
>>53514254
>>53514453
>>53514655
>>53514693
>>53522930
I have a 401b retirement plan where most of my savings go too, but people smarter than I keep telling me to switch to an IRA.
See if you can open one of those I guess.
Or talk to a financial advisor. That's what I am going to do.
Every time I think about my financial future I start having small panic attacks.
I recently did a rough estimate of what it would cost to pay a mortgage and raise a child every month. It's literally like twice what I take home every week.
Even without children, my future is bleak.
<(o_o<) hello (>o_o)>
>>53523226
403b*
>>53522789
It will go broke on 2035 if the government stops funding it, but if no one fucks with it it will continue working just fine.
>>53523458
Wrong on both counts. The funds are running a deficit and will be exhausted. Some of them don't even have the original investments anymore, instead they have special Treasury bonds that were issued solely so Congress could raid those funds and dump a bunch of IOUs in their place. This combined with the aging population means that the tax burden on able-bodied young people will be crippling.
I fucked up a lot and after thinking about it I figure I'm gonna go back to high school. I'm honestly really scared but I just want to do something right in my life for once.
>>53523130
http://www.woodberryinn.com/
>>53523684
Why not get your GED? It'll be quicker
>>53523684
DONT DO IT BREH. YOLO !!!1
PARTY ALL DAY FUCK ALL NIGHT TILL U DIE WOOOOOOOOOO
http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/10/woman-injured-by-block-of-frozen-poo-that-fell-from-a-plane-5613584/
Finally have four whole hours to spend at my computer and nothing is remotely entertaining. help
>>53523978
>India
>>53523226
How much do you make and where do you live? Just curious.
I just tried to watch musaigen no phantom world but all the bright colors and constantly changing small shapes are hurting my head
>>53523684
Get GED
Apply to community college
Get some General Ed credits
Transfer to real University
>profit
>>53524588
>not technical school
Dude dropped out of high school hes probably more like the type that wants to do welding.
>>53524649
Trades are more solid all around to be sure, but some people look down on them as blue collar.
I really wish I'd gone for electrician training, there's always good paying work and benefits (since it's fucking dangerous) and you can use those skills around the world easily.
>>53524649
>tfw no deep sea welding job
all dat hazard pay
>>53524361
80k, Northern Virginia
>>53524840
Government contractor huh??
>>53524754
Who cares about being looked down on when your personal wealth is greater than that of the plebs mocking you.
r8 my povertyomelettte
Morning lads.
>>53525074
>omelette
>didn't crack the yolk
>>53525074
Your plating leaves much to be desired, but I would still eat it.
>>53525074
made a stew lads
>>53525293
Looks rich and savory.
Would eat seconds/10
>>53525074
Fucking disgusting.
If by poverty you mean you heated it on a trashcan fire, that'd explain it but there's no reason that that should look so shitty unless you're actually mentally retarded and can't figure out how to crack some eggs into a bowl, beat them and put them in a hot pan.
>>53525293
>what appear to be lima beans
BURN IT TO THE GROUND.
Otherwise looks decent.
>>53524982
No, I am a software developer. Have never worked for the government
>>53525460
You should really just sell your soul for more money. I know our fields are different, but the option is always there.
>>53525518
>vestigial spirituality for sale
>>53525518
I'm in the process of attempting to sell my soul.
There is a marketing position at my workplace which requires a slight technical background. My boss asked if I wanted to apply for it.
I think the base salary is above $100k.
I despise marketing and sales with all my heart, but if I don't start pulling in more money at this age then I may as well commit seppuku senpai
>>53525397
Its pretty good but i think i added to much bbq.
>>53525453
Eat your vegetables
>>53525701
I love my vegetables. It's just that lima beans specifically have a texture so terrible that only water chestnuts are more disgusting.
>>53525680
I swear marketing is the root of all evil
>>53525680
The company I work for is basically the antithesis of my moral beliefs, but they pay well and it's in my line of work.
Good luck getting the job.
>>53525728
I didn't like water chestnuts at first but they kinda grew on me :3
>>53525728
I've adjusted to the taste and I kind of like it now
>>53525813
You know what else grows on you?
Malignant tumours.
>>53525907
Eat the lima bean and become one of us
>>53525907
Wow rude
>>53525680
Why don't you just move somewhere else?
>>53526058
Maybe I'll consider it if you eat your kimchi.
>>53526138
That's how I feel about water chestnuts.
There is nothing worse than being hype for some spring rolls or dumplings or something nice, and you bite into it... and fucking water chestnuts.
INTO THE GARBAGE.
>>53526190
Nothing can ruin dumplings
>>53526170
Wife works here and it's the best market for her.
>>53526264
Except waterchestnuts.
>>53526190
kimchi looks pretty good but how does it taste?
>>53526317
See above
>>53526381
A little sour, a little sweet, and spicy.
>>53526404
I stand by my assertion.
>>53526381
Better than saurkraut.
>>53526381
not good
>>53526381
Spicy and fermented.
Not my thing personally.
>>53527161
You shut your whore mouth, kimchi is delicious.
>>53526649
#triggered
It depends on how and to what you eat Sauerkraut.
My din din from earlier.
Chicken curry over rice $120
Grape tea $25
Butter bread $22
>>53527322
Maybe it's ok on sandwiches. I just don't like eating it on its own. I can eat kimichi as a side.
>>53527431
Don't use the $ sign for currencies that aren't dollars or comparable to dollars. It scares the shit out of me.
>Sanders closing in on Clinton
So fucking hyped
I feel like he's the only candidate who genuinely cares about the everyday American
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibw5WRuKqwA
Donald Trump does not care about you. If you think he does you're delusional
>>53527431
Have you tried a good Krautsalat or baked Sauerkraut?
>>53527588
>Reddit: The Candidate
no thanks. can't wait for the reactions when HRC sweeps the nomination though, it'll be great.
>>53527571
But its a dollar and they use the dollar symbol :)
>>53527591
No. Not that I wouldn't like to... Tbh usually when we eat sauerkraut at my house its just cooked with sausages.
>>53527913
>But its a dollar and they use the dollar symbol :)
BASTARDS
>>53522012
It's nice living in Central Florida. The lowest it's been in the last month was ~50. Mostly in the 60s-70s right now. Course, in the other 98% of the year, it never drops below 80. A few months ago, it stayed 95 for 2 straigt weeks, even at night.
Still, I feel for you, man.
>>53527588
>Donald Trump does not care about you. If you think he does you're delusional
You know this how?
>>53522012
>being this much of a baby
Dream was absolute shit, but this was pretty nice to wake up to 2bh.
>>53527997
Spent a couple months in Last Lake. 2many rednecks our in the countryside. Goat local news though. Does Bob Dance still have those ads with the annoying little girl?
>>53528242
Lady*
>tfw grilled ham and cheese sandwiches
>tfw no cheddar and using herregård instead.
>>53528242
Considering he died in '08 or something, no, he doesn't.
CF is weird. You can have rednecks living next door to lawyers, but have both families' children enjoy redneck activities. I honestly feel out of place sometimes. I despise redneck culture, partly because half of my family is redneck, but at the same time I don't have the kind of money to "go to the beach every weekend."
I'm a weeb with normie tendencies who just wants to play video games and ttrpgs. This isn't the place for me, but I can't ever see myself leaving. I like it here too much, for reasons I can't place. The weather maybe?
>>53528358
Sounds tasty. I love grilled cheese. I dream of owning a food truck that just serves grilled cheese and soup made with the finest ingredients.
>>53523862
>>53528680
I actually used to think about doing something like that when I worked as a cook.
One soup I need to learn to make really well though is goulash.
>>53528680
>giant containers of piping hot soup
>the floor of the van
>tomato bisque rotting til the carpeting is ripped out and never replaced
You're giving me flashbacks to working in catering anon....
>>53528739
good post
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How do I become mongolian?
>>53516805
>>53528786
I made goulash once. I added too much macaroni and it made it too thick. I should try again this weekend.
I'd like to try making Cream of Potato.
>>53528617
"I like the weather."
>proceeds to stay inside air conditioned house for 8 months a year
I don't know anything about the situation, but why do so many people hate those guys in oregon who took over that government building?
>>53529442
Sleep is for the weak.
>>53521258
>no sad panada
i think ur links broken
>>53529563
Most people would resent a group who's purposely "Rocking the boat," imo.
>>53529524
>>53529563
>>53529662
>>53529512
>>53529442
>>53529290
>>53529246
>>53528963
You won't get close enough. I maintain situational awareness in public.
By the time you decide to act, I will already have identified you as a potential threat and will have worked out a disengagement plan.
My hand is already on my weapon, finger in register, safety off.
Your last hope is to obey my verbal command to withdraw.
I wasn't trained to spray and pray. You'll get two to the torso and one to the head.
>>53529691
>Most people would resent a group
I mean the government would, but why would other citizens?
>>53529524
I like it in the way that it isn't cold. And I like high humidity over dry heat.
And I'd stay inside no matter the weather...
>>53529563
Leftists are mad because they see it as domestic terrorism.
Right wing is butt hurt because of bad publicity as the group identifies toward the right.
As a whole, as long as nobody shoots at them nothing is going to happen and they'll give up when they run out of food.
>>53529773
I don't know man, why would citizens resent a group of people purposely instigating conflict with their government when it could of been resolved peacefully? Sure sounds confusing to me.
>>53529662
sleep is fun
>>53529662
Go to bed this instant
>>53529702
?
>>53529823
I was consistently bullied while you slept desu.
>>53529877
I have awhile longer on this schedule.
>>53529814
>when it could of been resolved peacefully?
Wait they shot government officials? Why didn't I hear about this?
>>53529808
I just don't understand the hate tbqh, I don't even know what their goal is or what they've done but if they aren't actually hurting anybody who cares? Maybe they are right, if the issue they are protesting against is local that would make even less sense for people to hate them.
To me it just seems like an example of how the government uses media to control the opinions of most citizens.
>>53529808
Is the old man still having a standoff with the feds in Arizona? I mean I don't know how that could just go away. The dudes protecting the Bundys were out there threatening to shoot the Land Bearu people.
>>53529662
No bully.
I passed out.
>>53529702
>>53529999
nice script loser
>>53529563
People don't like them because they're an armed militia who took over a government building.
It doesn't matter if it was empty for the winter. It doesn't matter if nobody gets near them. Their cause doesn't matter. Most people don't like large groups walking around with weapons. It's the same reasoning why most folks don't like open carry laws or allowing firearms in schools. The general thought is "it would only take one small thing to set everyone off" and there's enough evidence from peaceful riots turning violent and the like to back up the claim.
Bought 3 quickpicks lads
>>53529951
Imo, they're in the wrong insofar as the locals really don't want them there, but that's about it.
As wacky as they are you're right, they aren't doing anything morally wrong, just camping out where they aren't allowed to be.
>>53529959
BLM is evil as fuck, I was glad they stood up to them
>>53529999
>proxyfagging gets with a sript
Made the mistake of going for the normie girl last semester. Trying my luck with the burned girl this time around.
>>53529951
>if they aren't actually hurting anybody who cares?
Ill just come to your house and live in it for a while. Who cares?
>>53529512
Macaroni... In goulash...
Is this some kind of American "" "goulash""" you mean?
>>53530091
I mean I do let people do that, but are they sleeping in somebody else house?
I was under the impression that government land belonged to the population, not just the chosen few who have government jobs...
>>53529907
>I was consistently bullied while you slept desu.
There are no proofs.
>>53530025
>>53530063
>implying script
>implying proxy
git gud scrubs
>>53529997
Did you like that one?
What's going on here?
>>53529951
No? What caused you to draw that conclusion? They're an armed militia and they're occupying a space owned by the federal government, that's causing quite a bit of tension in the surrounding area iirc.
Does any senpapi have the picture of trump in the car saying "get in we're gonna make America great again"
>>53530170
Because if something isn't peaceful that means there was violence at least at one point.
Occupying space is still peaceful...
>>53530029
>"it would only take one small thing to set everyone off"
I just don't like OC because it seems like attention whoring. It's like walking around with your dick out. Thankfully despite being legal, I never see people do it in Michigan.
>>53529907
i hope you're ok anon, sorry i wasn't able to help
>>53530209
Not if they're being threatened with military action to remove them. I'll just like, load some assault rifles and force myself into your guest room and stay as long as I want if you piss me off, because that isn't aggressive and totally a peaceful move, right?
>>53530313
>Not if they're being threatened with military action to remove them.
Sounds like the government is the one not being peaceful then...
Also you're comparing government land to personal land, why do you see your government as a separate entity than yourself? You realize it literally wouldn't exist without the population right?