A lot of you people call us Sven, for some reason. It's an old man's name for our generation! Ironically, however, Sven means "young man" or possibly "squire", depending on its context.
That is all.
t. fennoswede
t. Sven Svensson
>>53497776
Would you rather be called Mohammad?
What are common Swedish male names?
t. Yorik
>>53497847
Abdullah
>>53497776
So is Hans.
You just gotta roll with it, ladm8.
t. Björn
>>53497776
t. Svenny Svensker Svensson
>>53497891
what does Hans mean?
t. Hamlet
>>53497847
Erik, Axel, Björn. Such cases.
>>53497922
A more appropriate middle name in this construct would be Sverker.
t. Fortinbras
>>53497891
Nobody is named Tyrone anymore either.
Maybe /int/ is really just a bunch of cranky old people.
Ha, this reminds me of this one Swedish kid in our class who had his name down as Sven on the role and would correct every teacher by saying it's not Sven it's Anders.
He said Sven meant "son of".
But then it would be like "Son of" (insert swedish first name here) [insert first half of swedish second name here]son.
Cause yanno most Swedish second names end in son.
>>53497922
It's an obsolete stereotypical German name, now replaced by achmed
When i hear Sven i think of the classic skinny and faggy Swedish boy.
>>53497776
We had a fad in the 80s/early 90s with nordic names. I know a lot of Svens (also Lars, Nils, Erik) in their 20s. Is this weird for you, when you hear that there are foreigners who are named Sven?
>>53497975
>A more appropriate middle name in this construct would be Sverker.
Is there such a thing as svensker, if not what would be the closest real thing?
>>53498032
>someone being called Achmed
>stereotypical German name
>>53498078
No, svensker would be the Norwegian spelling of our demonym, in plural.
>>53497776
Ok Farouq "Sven" Abdullah
>>53498028
His name was Svensson, as in Sven's son. Not that hard to understand.
Are and Svens still named Ole?
>>53498124
>No, svensker would be the Norwegian spelling of our demonym, in plural.
Oh. so that's where it was coming from.
I call you Svenny from now on to accurately represent your "non-binary" identity, svenny sverker Tyrone svensson.
>>53498241
u wot m8
>>53498284
That statistic is obviously falsified.
>>53497776
People keep calling me Björn on here.
I see you guys really enjoy the show Vikings.
>>53497909
Half of my name is -björn, actually. That means bear. In English, my name would be Thunderbear or Couragebear, or just Thorbear, depending on how you interpret it.
>>53498347
t. Björn
>>53498343
t. svenny sverker Tyrone al-bagdadi muhammad svensson
>>53498347
t. Jon
>>53498347
t. Magnus
>>53498347
t. Haraldur Jón Hannesson
>>53498396
I had a friluftsliv Professor named Torbjorn, he was an alcoholic, and took us fishing many times.
>>53498347
I really enjoy it, but it's not because of that semi-historical show that people use that name. It's just stereotypical to call Icelandic people or even "vikings" in general Björn or Knut or whatever.
If it was for the series I'd start calling Brits Athelstan tbqh
>>53498509
I look just like him, but I'd rate myself as a 9/10
>>53498078
t. Ola Nordmann
>>53498749
t. Arnaud Dubois
>>53498856
t. Svein-Åge Berg
>>53498900
t. Rodrigo Mendez Garcia
>>53498856
t. Christian Olsen
>>53498856
t. Kjell-Ali Ahmedsen
>>53498939
t. Hans Gruber
>>53498856
t. Ali-Einar al-Oslobad bin Ole-Mohammed
>>53498945
>Sweden
>calling other people Ahmed
>>53498954
would be more accurate if I was austrian
t. fernando rodriguez
>>53498945
>>53498911
What's the swedish version of Ola og Kari Nordmann?
>>53498954
t. Robert Hernandez
>>53498954
t. Caleb Johnson
>>53499013
t. Nevaeh Brown
>>53498999
t. Christian Christiansen
>>53497922
Isn't hans basically a german version of the biblical name John?
It's funny how the most stereotypical name in most countries is always the national vareity of the name "john".
>>53499028
t. Friedrich von Schutzgruppen
>>53498999
The Svenssons lmao
Assuming you mean for purposes like this:
http://www.scb.se/statistik/ov/ov0904/2007a01/medelsvensson.pdf
>>53499067
>John
Johannes actually.
t. draco slavdrivid
>>53498347
Bjorn for me is stereotypical Icelandic because it's the male Bjork. I don't watch tv.
#1 baby name in sweden is william
but since we cant pronounce w its more like villiam
>>53499134
and hans is a shortened version of johannes, is it not?
>>53498983
I dont think a muslim would use Oslo in his names since the origin of the words means: "Meadow Consecrated to the Gods".
>>53499134
That's my name.
>>53499194
do a vocaroo of it, svenny :3
>>53499202
ja, this is what I meant
>>53499145
Björk is a really stupid name. It means birch. Björn is a decent name, because it means bear. We have a lot of animalistic names.
>>53499156
>>53499194
The originally Swedish version of William is probably Hjalmar, another popular baby name these past few years. Also Ville. Figure that.
>>53498057
Not really, Germany feels close enough for it to make some sense
We have tons of names in common
http://www.behindthename.com/names/usage/german
ctrl+Swed
>>53499242
Johannes or draco slavdrivid?
>>53499255
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jOLApn8Huf
My younger brother is called Sven.
I'm named after a Swedish socialist agitator, a Roman emperor, and Stockholm's greatest author
What is my name?
>>53499457
August?
>>53499457
t. Abu al-Swedi
>>53499457
August
Almost named my son that, but went with Maximilian instead. God tier name.
>>53499498
>Maximilian
>God tier name.
Bydlo tier. That's all I'm going to say about that.
>>53499498
Sounds feminine desu senpai
>Canadian pornstar
>>53499530
>gr8 short nickname
>works anywhere in the world
>impossible to fuck up pronouncing
>sounds badass when you say the whole name
What's not to love.
>>53499276
>Ville
;^)
>>53497776
t. Muhammad svension
>>53499649
t. Pekka
>>53499677
My name is actually Hans, though Pekka is a pretty common name here (not among young people, but still)
>>53499643
All the things you said just makes it even more bydlo. I really do not like it, but hey. I don't have to live with it.
>>53499649
A nickname of ours, that you somehow made into a proper name. Sort of like Jonne or Kalle and all those other "Finnish" names.
>>53499724
t. Hans Suomski
>>53499724
t. Tapani Pekkalainen
Also, are these actually male names? Tapani? Lauri? Pekka?
>>53497776
Thanks for the trivia, Olaf.
Not even being sarcastic, it's an amusing fact.
>>53499826
t. Stefan Hanreison
>>53499775
Then you have shit taste bud.
>>53499775
Ville as a name is older than you using it as a nickname, and everybody knows Kalle is also a Swedish name
>>53499795
>ski
This isn't Poland
>>53499826
Yes?
>>53499881
>Ville as a name is older than you using it as a nickname
t. professor of ancient finnology
Just stop. It's embarrassing. You probably think Erkki is an ancient name as well, and that "lääkari" is an ancient medicin man or something.
>>53499922
They sound feminine.
>>53499922
>This isn't Poland
I don't know any stereotypical finnish names. ;_;
>>53499868
t. Erik Hansen
>>53499942
Nah
>>53499594
It's weird when women have male names.
>>53500005
August is a women's name
>>53500034
August is a male name in German.
>>53500005
It's because the rootless cultureless new worlders associate it with the month August. And month names are feminine for some reason.
>>53500005
t. Vladim Varushkin
>>53500070
>And month names are feminine for some reason.
It's because they are, mostly. I'll concede that August is fine, but naming your kid something else that is also a month is bad taste.
>>53499965
Pekka, Lauri, Seppo, Matti, Eero, Timo, Juha, Antti, Jari are all extremely common, although obviously the most common names change by generation and today (according to google) some of the most common for kids are Leo, Onni, Eino, Oliver, Elias
>>53500005
t. Ивaн Ивaнoв Hвaнoвич
>>53500186
t. Tuomi Jokkinnen
>>53500186
>Timo
I heard that one before, but not in a finnish context
>>53500222
Neither of those are names, although Jokkinen is close
>>53500223
t. Fritz Jödl
>>53500186
Motherfucking Teemu Sällene. Legend.
>>53500308
t. Rodrigo Sanchez
>>53500223
Apparently comes from greek name Timotheus, most Finnish names have biblical/greek origins, only a few of the 100% Finnish names are still common (you will encounter most of those names if you live in Finland but maybe 1-2 persons)
>>53497776
Same here for Mario and Luigi,never seen a person being less than 40 years old having one of these names
>>53500318
It's Selänne. And Teemu isn't a super common name, not super rare either but definitely not in the same category as those listed.
>>53500387
>tfw no Finnish gf
>>53500392
t. Giuseppe Giovanni Andréa Boticelli
>>53500428
Fat whores.
>>53497776
Those christmas lights in the curtains look a bit shit tbqh.
>>53500470
t. Mohammed Al-Usman
>>53500392
t. Salvatore Ferrara
>>53500470
Low test beta manlet detected
>>53500577
>>53500515
Swede BTFO
>>53500070
>And month names are feminine for some reason.
Months are men.
>>53500719
based Timo Formosa
>>53500798
>April
>opening of flowers
>May
>goddess Maia
>June
>goddess Juno
Not really, then.
>>53498009
Have met middle aged Svens and kid Tyrones here. Almost no one under 50 is called Bruce.
>>53500000
fucking Fins, ruining a get
>>53497776
>>53500798
They are neither.
>oak moon
>pearl moon
>sap moon
>burnt-area moon
>fieldwork moon
>summer moon
>hay moon
>living moon
>autumn moon
>mud/mire moon
>death omen moon
>christmas moon
finnish names for months translated into english
>>53501098
>:^( tbch
>>53501098
t. fennoswede
>>53500885
>>53501036
All masculine here.
>>53501255
Pidorashka is real.
>>53498396
so your last name is thorbjörn?
>>53501311
No. My given name is Thorbjörn. There are two parts to it, that each can be a name on its own. My last name I won't tell you.
>>53500470
bruh they are thicc af, are you gay?
>>53501255
Ours are the objectively correct ones though
>>53501362
t. Tyrone McNeil
t. Svenberto Barbosson
>>53499492
>>53499498
August is correct.
>tfw Swedes pronounce August is 3 different ways
>>53500000
Lovely numbers there!
t. Olavi
>>53501785
>T. Olavi
t. ancient finnish name
>>53501842
>t. ancient finnish name
t. Olaf - the looter of names, rapist of beehives.
>>53497922
What is that map thing for? Orange and blue
>>53501963
>rapist of beehives.
brave
>>53501994
partiton of sweden, I tired to use the most fitting color for the surrounding countries who get to have swedens clay
>>53497776
Sven is the name of one of the cunts that used to crowbar your ass on Road Rash.
Maybe this is why so many ppl remember this name.
Together with PE.No.1 and Lucky Luc, he was a fucking retarded.
>>53502035
Not sure if Incase or Nebezial artwork.
>>53498078
>German humour
>>53497776
Can i call you Felix Ragnarsson?
>>53503539
Sven Svensonberg Al-Swedishani
>>53497776
Too much arse
>>53504453
Ya think?
>>53497776
People generally don't think of my name as a stereotypical American one, but they don't see it as weird either.
I was named after my uncle Alfredo and my godfather, Santiago, is the origin of my middle name.
>>53504151
t. Alberto Macacosa
I don't even know any stereotypically Scottish names
Hamish? Duncan? Stewart? Rab?
>>53504828
>t. Malcolm MacDonald
>>53504828
We're not interested in regional sterotypes here
>>53504905
>t. Gundjirita Wollogongo
>>53504554
high test
>>53500070
>And month names are feminine for some reason.
Depends on language
None end on -a nor iz ins panish, so they default to male.
Also, July --> Julius Caesar, August --> Augustus Caesar, for extra maleness
Weirdly enough, Caesaraugusta --> Zaragoza, which would be aa female name
Sven's by far the best Swedish name I've heard.
>mfw everyone calls me Shlomo, Isaac and Moshe, near-dead names from our grandparents' generation that are only used by ultra religious communities now
/int/ is so old school
>>53498009
21 year old here, I went to a ghetto middle school and knew a Tyrone or two. Never met a Jamal, though.
Most black males get Western names though. I work in Baltimore and we have three Roberts, a Jason and a Maximillian.
>>53501036
>living moon
Harvest moon
Elonkerjuu -> Elokuu
>>53504981
Highest of them all.
>>53505085
>old school
Conservatives, m8. Conservatives.
Sveduin names are changing Sven.
Will you name your child Omal or Ahmed?
>>53505527
I'd go with a nice, traditional name.
Like Mohammed.
>>53498983
top kek
