pakis out edition
Azusa Nakano
Brasil
Mohamed is the ideal man.
Kafirs on suicide watch
That feel when paki and slipping my dick to my 9/10 white blonde haired blue eyed gf
>>53496779
Plural is kufar, cumskin.
>>53499733
That's good to know
hi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI28qqXJ888
Thought I fell in love the other day
With an old friend of mine
I was running kisses
Down every inch of the spine
We had the roof down
The sun came shining in
The black fact is...
that I was thinking of you
If I could kiss you now
I'd kiss you now again and again
I don't know where I begin
And where you End
>>53499789
alri
>>53497961
wish I was as handsome as him desu
>>53499785
wouldnt you?
those thai trapboys....
who /MES/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIZ7AhqflYM
maisie.
>>53499860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0auwpvAU2YA
could you lads do a vocaroo of you saying "wew lads"?
>>53496624
this is very ofens pls delet
>>53499849
Back to /r9k/
>>53499849
tfw you fall in love with every woman who smiles at you
*kisses you*
*pisses myself*
>>53497961
fucking hate christian bale
want to break his face
>>53499920
I thought you were going to bed
>>53499920
bit off-putting 3bh
>>53499920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mWlgiWMq5M
>>53499946
that's a horrible way to make use of your fame
Hedging my bets
sperging out in conversation with my m8s a lot more this term lads
literally boshing out essays in two days now. 3000 words is actually fuck all, I'll go into detail on literally one excavation report and that's like half the essay.
>>53499946
boycotting de niro's films from now on because of this.
can't wait until the day of the rope comes.
>>53499979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izBUPZ3yjpU
alri?
do your IRL friends know about this place?
*spits at you*
*shits myself*
>>53499994
miss the times I did essays desu, shouldn't believed the stem meme
>>53500023
morning hanz
>>53500039
>irl friends
>>53500060
>morning
>>53500039
its not that much of a sekrit club anymore 2bh
Im really scared of the day where I will have to work behind a computer in a job I hate, waiting for death.
>>53500052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmDr54sfO8I
>>53500039
lol
>>53500080
is it not morning?
it's 2am
>>53500081
talking about /brit/ not 4chan in general
>>53500112
hope not 2bh
*does meth*
*chokes to death*
>>53500039
If by this place, you mean 4chan. Yes, and a few of them are regular lurkers. Got here through one of them during secondary school.
>>53500099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA9iW8iG4ps
>>53500107
oh my god
it's 2am
gonna go to bed
>tfw my dissertation went over the limit by 2000 words
it was 14,000 words of utter shite
*breaks your heart*
*farts*
>>53500153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCem9EZb-YA
>When you're trying to reach your word count on your essay.
>>53500152
night hans x
>>53500039
no
(they dont exist)
>>53500152
good night friend
>>53500202
ill be your friend (in exchange for sexual favours(
>>53500039
No, I don't have friends.
>>53500195
put aside the rhetoric get around the negotiating table
>No English GF
WHY
>>53500089
I've done it for 3.5 years lad. The worst thing isn't even the banality of your pointless job but the insidiousness and childishness of office politics. Bosses at my last job were literal psychopaths who enjoyed sacking women and making them cry in front of the whole office. I quit in the end because I was tired of committing fraud to cover up the incompetence of those fucks.
Just woke up lads, AMA
Flange
>>53500195
"So Ed, what are you having for dinner tonight?" "This question is wrong because negotiations are still ongoing. The household has acted in a reckless and provocative manner. I urge all family members to get around the dinner table, put aside the rhetoric, and stop this confusion happening again"
>>53500273
Why don't you have a job?
all my luggage louis v 2bh
>>53500198
>>53500210
Goodnite
Posted from my bedphone 5s
>>53500273
when did you wake up
>>53496696
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F47WZV8uKH
>>53500153
>tfw spent every day over summer doing my dissertation
>wanted a good grade, printed it on out nice
>get 50
kill me f a m
>>53500250
http://strawpoll.me/6522524
>>53500039
really really hope not but i fear they might
look at this snail!
>>53500304
I do la, on my days off haha
>>53500312
About 10 minutes ago lad
Thought of you lads instantly :) <3
Rina is qt peng fit hot sexy adorable voluptuous attractive Beautiful lush gorgeous etc. haha x
>>53500358
wonder what kind of idiot drew this 1000 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjfM6NiMGG4
Shaft
>>53500375
hope you thought of me first
Literally going to just take benzos until I'm dead
>>53500375
How did you get a job? I'm thinking of walking around the local shops and saying "Hi i'm interested in applying for a job here, I was just wondering whether I can hand in my resume." but I don't have any work experience and I've been out of school for over a year now.
What do you think of my plan? I really need to earn some money.
>>53500390
>The Lion King 2
worst film in The Lion King Trilogy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKu6Y7FtgF4
>>53500485
insanity to have watched the whole trilogy 2bh
>mfw Merkel goes on trial for treason and is sentenced to death
>>53500485
goat song tho
this also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrMRmEeCfJM
>>53500501
God those screams, that is honestly is horrifying.Kick out all the fucking shitskins.
want to crawl in a hole and die
>>53500345
im a girl btw
>>53500517
Lion King 3 is the patrician lion king film
Who are some hot british pornstars?
>>53500345
>3 girls
Gash
Merkel spoke on the congress of Sustainability and advertised their Book "Dialoges of the future, Visions 2050". It contains things like:
>The word "migration background" won't be used after 2040 in Europe because: (translated)
>"… people will be so "mixed" that every human will have a migration background"
>>53500551
if you are unironically give me some contact info xoxo
>>53500599
jaye rose
>>53500599
>>53500198's mum
>>53500599
sophie turner will be on babsetation in 2 years
>>53500623
good post
jk you should kill yourself
>>53500643
I think she's on the X-factor or something
>>53500599
tanya tate (milf)
>6. No contactfagging.
>>53500639
I was tabbed out and saw that I got a (You) and got a little excited only to find this. not only is this a very rude post, it's also factually incorrect.
>There was a Lion King 2 and 3
hahaha what
>>53500707
>tfw no ak gf
going to make some tea, but cant reasonably steal more milk so it'll have to be green tea
also might get some sake in for friday so i suppose im something of a weeb cunt innit haha aiutami
>>53500623
>China still 99.999% Han Chinese
>India still 99.999% Paki
>Africa still 99.999% African
Literally what are they smoking?
>>53500692
>>53500650
fuck me
Christmas in Belarus. No diversity. No lgbt agenda. Zero tolerance for degenerancy. Long live our Eastern European brothers
>>53500707
Lion King 3 was like an origin story/retelling from Timon and that Pumba view
>>53500737
>orthodox
burn in hell heretic
>>53500658
you'll be first on the scaffold ahmed
>>53500670
as a judge? or?
>>53500737
looks depressing as fuck
>>53500694
sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAFDtzNorjA
>>53500764
t. protestant "christian"
>>53500737
would rather live here
>>53500718
Extremely embarrassing lad.
Green tea is goat though.
>>53500643
girl at my place of work looks exactly like her
>literally married to a paki
lel
Lads I'm looking for a film
It's set in a modern conflict, Iraq I think. There's a bit where Samuel L Jackson shouts into a walkie talkie and a bunch of American soldiers start shooting from rooftops into a bunch of civilians who start running away.
>>53500873
pics
>>53500737
they all look brainwashed
>>53500883
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0160797/
?
>>53500883
snakes on a plane
>>53500883
Office space
>>53500926
cheers have this webm
>>53500941
was snakes on a plane the film where they made the script from forum posts?
>>53500941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amYzBQMT4VI
>>53500869
>Extremely embarrassing lad
you have no idea
i like it though and i cant get beers because id have to put them all in the fridge and look a right alky
also wines a nonstarter because its all silly bastards prices unlike taly where it was equal to or less than 1 euro
>she keeps sending me replies with 0 effort 12 hours apart
>>53500969
Literally just googles samuel l jackson war movie sm h f a m
>>53500969
>>53501022
forgot mfw
might watch mad men
DFS sale amirite lads haha x
>forgot mfw
>>53501069
watch rome 'stead
my heart hurts for around 30 minutes every 3-4 days
>>53501069
wew
>>53501069
what series
>>53501095
migraines or a brain abscess
watching the joe rogan experience podcast
>>53501007
Tough situation. Devised a system in halls whereby I hung a tote bag out the window with stuff in to keep it cold. Those were dark days though.
>he can't handle spirits neat
literal child
>it says here you went on a "soul searching expedition to india to find yourself" ?
>what did you do in those 4 years ?
>watching the joe rogan experience podcast
I am going to kill you all.
>>53500599
Paige Turnah, Nikki Jayne
>>53501090
'no'
>>53501113
sori WHAT
>>53501022
>>53501052
iktf bro
>ehmm, I think I'm busy
>maybe later
>no, not now
>...
Watching STAR-646
How's /gf2016/ going lads?
>>53499898
is christian bale british?
Reminder that yank women are the worst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWh1f301Xb0
>>53501146
what season of Mad Men are you going to watch
or are you starting from the beginning
>>53501183
think i've watched til somewhere in the second season but then cancelled my netflix sub years ago so i'll just start from the beginning
>Watching STAR-646
>>53501170
you forgot your pic
what kind of person becomes a proctologist?
>>53501133
It's good to have on as background noise when you're doing something else tbf
putting my Vodka in the freezer to chill while I lift and wait for my fish burgers to cook
>>53501132
>>53501176
Born in Wales brought up English
Evening my fellow vape bros
>>53501168
645 is better
>>53501176
yes he's welsh
>>53501177
>first 30 seconds is just shilling
>>53501212
a very anal one
How's /gf2016/ going lads
>>53501237
Does he have a welsh accent?
>>53501138
I'm already dead la'
>Evening my fellow vape bros
>>53501132
aka on the dole
>>53501262
>brought up English
>>53501257
Pretty good. My pocket pussy is in the mail as we speak
>>53501211
>23
>>53501257
>no lean
Bought a new weed pen that can vape hash, and a brick of hash, for me birthday at the weekend. Can't wait until they turn up. :3
>>53501296
Where would his accent fit in the best then?
>>53501132
i went to fucking india you pomegranate can you not read
Christian bale is QUITE the handsome eh lad?
>>53501248
Bale has stated, "I was born in Wales but I'm not Welsh – I'm English"
'no'
t.wikipedia
>>53501329
Loan signings don't get a lean
>>53501212
Nobody, thats why you can literally name your price if you are one.
>>53501347
England, are you stupid?
>Bought a new weed pen that can vape hash, and a brick of hash, for me birthday at the weekend. Can't wait until they turn up. :3
>>53501355
yeah I thought it was odd a white man was welsh
YOUR NANS DED LOL
Day 13/365
Things accomplished 0
>>53501257
good gimmick stealing
>>53501353
>>53501124
>Devised a system in halls whereby I hung a tote bag out the window with stuff in to keep it cold
what the actual fuck
anyway couldnt use that bizarre suggestion because im on ground floor
>>53501387
I can promise you that recreational marijuana users look nothing like that.
>>53501402
fuck off i started that gimmick you TWAT
>>53501124
could someone just yoink them from you
still got no idea what her ethnic heritage is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U73FbsTglcI
>>53501418
Cold beer and nobody thought I was an alky. They just thought I was a spastic.
>>53501385
No I mean dont you have regional accents beyond english?
>>53501441
haha
saw this really messed up jav once where this really tiny young japanese girl was getting gang banged by like 10 dudes at once while another guy was literally shaving off her hair
later on this made her walk around a city centre naked wearing a sign saying "free fucktoy" then they brought all these random guys from the street and she sucked them all off 1 by 1
the last scene was her in a bathtub with like 4-5 other guys pissing on her and then deepthroating her so hard she gagged on their dicks and passed out
japs are pretty fucked up
>I can promise you that recreational marijuana users look nothing like that.
Wait so the same men that dismiss rape culture are not angry that muslims fiddled some German women? Rightists are so silly
>>53501432
Actually that is me and I am.a recreational marijuana user
>>53501442
Was on the second floor. Did drop 2 pints of milk into the bushes below once though.
>>53501457
>They just thought I was a spastic
these normies eh
>>53501468
title of film???
i watched a maria ozawa vid that was totally vanilla until the end where 4 men pissed in her cunt
>>53501468
wonder what would have to go wrong in your life to actually end up in this situation
why do americans and canadians make such a big deal out of weed?
>>53501499
>get a net
>steal all your stuff
>>53501499
ah no now thats really mental
why wouldnt you put your milk in the fridge is this some new autismal thing im not currently aware of
>>53501468
saw one like that
http://javfree.me/81238/mmhd-002
>yfw burgers buy milk in bags
Cleaning the flat to annoy the bottom neighbours
that'll teach them to throw partie a monday and preventing me from sleeping peacefuly
>>53501530
because you live in stoner: the country and take it for granted
Got a big pecker it is
http://strawpoll.me/6522770
http://strawpoll.me/6522770
http://strawpoll.me/6522770
http://strawpoll.me/6522770
http://strawpoll.me/6522770
>>53501575
delete this post
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/the-rise-of-british-chav-porn-is-a-not-so-unlikely-outcome-of-cameron-s-austerity-policies-a6806441.html
>>53501581
DUDE
>>53501696
just save everything to google drive
>>53501581
think even when it was illegal it was smoked more ther 2bh
>>53501708
WEED
Victoria Givens claimed the title of World Record Anal Gangbang on October 23, 2004 after having anal sex 101 times without lubrication.
The previous claimed record holder, Brooke Ashley, had anal sex 50 times in 1998 in The World's Biggest Anal Gangbang and claims to have contracted HIV from the intercourse.
In September 2004, American porn star Ariana Jollee attempted the largest number of internal ejaculations (creampies) for the gangbang series Devils Films 50 Guy Creampie. The gangbang, staged in Prague, Czech Republic had in fact a total of 65 participants attempting to ejaculate in both her vagina and anus,
In 2004, Lisa Sparks had sex with 919 men at in Warsaw, Poland as part of the Third Annual World Gangbang Championship and Eroticon 2004
>>53501547
There wasn't enough fridge space so they were completely rammed with stuff all the time. Nicking runts about also as you know all too well. Was a lot more convenient to keep as much stuff as possible close at hand.
>>53501742
LMAO
When will le 2016 man make weed legal in Canada? I'm going to Banff in the Summer and I would buy some tbf.
>>53501170
my best friend is me mum
how do you think its goin
>>53501742
LMAO
>>53501703
what do you do with the bag once you open it?
>>53501581
move to colorado
>>53501817
would move there if i could 2bh
goat nature
>>53501705
literally worse than the guardian
LADS.
Should I buy a Hofner congress, or a Framus zenith?
Both german made archtop guitars from the 50s-60s.
>>53501816
what state is it in? looks weird as fuck
>>53501705
http://voyeurhit.com/videos/man-sharks-girls-skirt-up-and-spreads-butt-cheeks-dey-17/
wonder what this shows about japanese culture
>>53501758
hmmm, well, indeed yes, i suppose that may be so
(though tbf i also keep everything apart from pans and fridge/freezer things in my room)
>>53501817
>>53501834
comfyrado more like wahey
>>53496888
Tfw jungle chick and slipping my dick into an 8/10 brunnete girl, pic not related. Kek
>>53501816
>It's in French
>>53501705
>'Stacy from Southend gets dirty’
Fantastic
>>53501895
a lot of shit in canada is in french
went to a bunch of restaurants and shit in canada and the menus were in french and english
>>53501895
15%of Canada can't speak English
>>53501887
Do you have a small willy?
>>53501924
>>53501895
gee i wonder why
>>53501943
There's a higher English speaking rate in Netherlands and Scandinavian countries
We need to break the link between refugee status and being able to live in a rich western country. Surely the UK and France own some islands somewhere where we could send all refugee claimants so they could have refuge until they get sent home? Just because your country is shit doesn't mean you should get to live in a good country.
>>53501816
you are supposed to put it in a plastic container holder thing and then you snip the corner and pour from there
>>53501895
delete this post
>>53501969
alri nonce/mark
>>53501816
they put it in a jug
>>53501980
why doesn't it just come in a plastic container in the first place?
Was in a national park near Banff when a qt park ranger walked up and said "Hello, Bonjour".
>>53501978
why don't we just get the middle east secularised
>>53501971
our plebtier products are in english reeee
>france
havent got round to making the tea yet but when i do i might also have a ponk
