How do I attract a British woman?
>>53494924
You require: four limbs, a torso, a neck, a head and a face.
>>53494924
You need to show them your BBC
I don't even have arms and I got laid by a British slut here lol
I wish I knew.
>>53495091
That is the biggest ass on the entire continent.
>>53495134
>on the entire continent.
>>53495205
Well, Europe.
>>53495134
m8...
>>53495280
stop :(
>>53494924
be spaniard
i have fucked 8 british girls in the last 4 years, only in sunmer. and i am pretty "normal".7/10
>>53495377
>.7/10
>>53494924
m8 you don't want to
>>53495921
But british women are literally perfect. especially that accent.
>>53496009
>british women are literally perfect
>>53496009
don't see the appeal tbqh
>>53494924
Vodka and cocaine
>>53495919
maybe 6/10 desu. 1,77, normal height, normal spaniard features.
>>53496009
Not exactly true.
>>53496663
>>53496663
Tell me the truth mate.
british girls are my fetish desu
>>53494924
Where can I find a gf like this in England?
>>53496784
It really depends a lot on class and location
>>53496907
At the arrivals lounge at Heathrow
>>53496009
>british women are literally perfect
>>53496907
>i don't like homosex
>i just want a girl who look like a boy
kek
>>53496907
In the basement of Mahmoud Ahmed's kebab shop.
>>53494924
just chiming in as someone who's lived in britain, france, and west coast usa,
you don't want a british woman.
>>53496009
>But british women are literally perfect.
>>53495377
Tell us your secrets
Did you achieve this alone, or did other degenerates help you? Does this need to be done in Marbella and other slag hotspots?
>>53496009
I agree, I wish I could have one
>trying to get citizenship in a western country and canada's not having any of it
>>53497148
they are whores and always are drunked. this is the secret
>>53497338
all women are whores, and always get drunked on thursday, friday and saturday nights
I still don't get to have them (from my room)
>>53497430
penis
>>53496009
>british women are literally perfect.
>>53497501
what about it
I've tried rubbing it on drunken women at clubs and it didn't work
>>53496663
Don't bother with working class, try with nice middle class women and if you've got a good chance of course go for the rich ladies.
>>53497541
That still isn't considered sexual assault in Spain?
>>53497541
echales algo en la bebida
>>53496009
nice emem
>>53497625
through the pants of course
In Spanish we even have a verb for that: to lend chives
>>53497731
here we say "to make them feel the presence"
>>53497625
>through the pants of course
Never change spain.
>>53494924
Can someone explain the straw in bottles? I see this all the time. Isn't it easier to just drink from the bottle itself?
>>53498320
no u need a straw in order to strawpedo your drink
>>53497731
ARRIMANDO CEBOLLETA LOOOOL
>>53498320
Let's air in to even out pressure.
>>53494924
>Step 1
Dont be ugly
>Step 2
Get drunk
>Step 3
Find drunk slag at club/bar
>Step 4
Chat her up and let her grind on you for a few songs
>Step 5
Offer to take her home
>Step 6
If yes, the u pulled, if no, then try again.
Unless you're r8 ugly and autistic then its fail proof
>>53497785
daje chicco!!!!
>>53498320
>Can someone explain the straw in bottles?
It lets air in so you can drink it much faster.
>>53497080
but why famm
>>53498455
>>Step 2
>Get drunk
>>Step 3
>Find drunk slag at club/bar
This is illegal in canada now.
>>53497311
What are you talking about usbro?
>>53500412
they're all fat
