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I'm around 5.5k in the list, you?
How to avoid conscription my friends
>>53480083
>can i fit in there to avoid conscription?
Of course. I would let you stay in my home for some month if you are seriously wanting it.
>>53480155
ok, but can i drink alcohol there?
>>53480141
Try enlisting. Then it's like you were never conscripted lad.
>in the 100s
>going to get my boipussy virginity taken by a bunch of chavs
>>53480120
i'm numbah wun on every list
>>53480221
Yes.
>>53480141
Join the air force
>>53480240
I bet there will be enough volunteers just like last years, don't you think?
My friend got listed last year and all he had to do was just sign some papers in a point, didn't even have to check for health etc
Help me choose lads
>Guerta
>>53480375
mum with child, post tits if there are any
>>53480341
>Literally in the 100s of the list
If I was in the 1000s I'd be able to relax more. But as it stands I'll be one of the first ones to get conscripted. Do you think they'll accept me with really shitty vision?
http://www.goldmansachs.com/our-thinking/pages/millennials/
>scroll though the infographic
>It’s not just homes: Millennials have been reluctant to buy items such as cars, music and luxury goods. Instead, they’re turning to a new set of services that provide access to products without the burdens of ownership, giving rise to what's being called a "sharing economy."
>burdens of ownership
>goldmansachs
>burdens of ownership
thank mr gold
>>53480541
>gommunism
>>53480541
mister gold and mister green don't seem to understand that mister pirate is in charge of business
>>53480526
I don't know, but there are conscripts with glasses nowadays, so you might fit in. We'll have to hope there are enough healthy volunteers desu :D I was kinda ready to serve last year if I were conscripted, but now I have a job and feel like I'm too lazy to get up 6am every morning and freeze my balls in a swamp somewhere in the middle of nowhere
>>53480549
I remember that face from a particular BLACKED cinéma
>>53480375
>no 26 year old Mahmed, who decides to go on a journey to Germany, because he heard they give you money for nothing and you can rape all the white women you could ever want
shit game
>>53480541
>prime spending years
allow me to kek
>>53480741
really? which one if i may ask?
>>53480777
Absolutely checked.
why latvians don't get conscripted
it's unfair
>>53480851
Instead of forcing it, they just put up some ads and now people go there themselves.
>>53480851
>unfair
let me tell you something about unfair
getting singles in a doubles game
that! is unfair!
>>53480141
Your best bet would probably lie that you have hearing problems or allergies.
Be really careful and smart when lying about that stuff tho.
>>53480777
>really? which one if i may ask?
I bumped into the webm with her several times a day when they spammed the bbc meme on /tv/. Also exceptional trips, my friend.
>>53480541
all those objects are liabilities, not assets. What money is a compact disk or mid ranged sedan going to make you? None. They're going to cost you money, and you're responsible for damage to them. It's smart to reduce all the undue risk you can while still recieving what you need - you need a car for transportation and music to not kill yourself, and a house to not be a...let's call it "A person without adequate living space"
>>53480851
because they weren't retarded and encouraged conscription, put up ad's, etc.
one of my mates got off the list because he is an alcoholic, really... they said it is "substance abuse"
>>53480984
i must visit this /tv you speak of and find out if these dirty rumors have any substance!
OI
>Millenials
>they are dedicated to wellness, devoting time and money to exercising and eating right
doing bullshit like yoga and drinking soy milk isn't necessarily the smartest thing. imho, they are just taken advantage of in new clever ways: appealing to "health" as a money maker
>>53480141
what a pussy
>>53480541
Cancer. Thank god I'm not a normie
>>53480851
Mandatory conscription should be a fucking thing. The young ones are getting too weak, although our Youth Guards organization is climbing in numbers.
>>53480141
join isis
>>53481328
what exactly are you then?
>>53481343
but i wanna be weak to be dominated by a qt strong domina natasha
Ever eaten your own cum?
>>53480996
These aren't some kind of well-considered choices that people are making, they aren't buying things because they just can't afford them, plain and simple; so they rent apartments, take loans, and do all sorts of unwise, but hardly avoidable decisions.
>>53481455
A self diagnosed high functioning autist.
>>53481471
SWEDEN
YES
>>53481471
strayapls
>>53481458
how are we gonna conquer europe if you dont know how to hold a gun
>>53481471
SWEDEN
YES
AND OTHER MENS CUM TOO
>>53481551
he can hold a sword xDDD
>>53481551
>how are we gonna conquer europe if you dont know how to hold a gun
with memes?
just woke up haha
>>53481352
I wanna infiltrate isis so I can fuck some brown qts and then shoot the turists in the back and behead any t*rks they have captive before I leave
>>53481551
>how are we gonna conquer europe if you dont know how to hold a gun
Superior genetics
>>53481343
>Youth Guards organization is climbing in numbers
Last year about 1200 people joined the organization, but roughly the same amount left.
>>53481696
Same as your mum then
>>53481696
In the parades this year they predicted around 7k this year
>>53481763
>predicted
>>53481763
last year*
FUCK YOU 2016!!!!!!!!!!
>>53481763
>nazism on the rise in latvia
t. RT
>>53481805
>Hitler Youth membership climbing in Latvia
>>53481696
we have around 30k last time I checked iirc to be honest, some politicians wanted to introduce a right for every each of them to hold an automat at home
>walking around
>someone shouts your name
>think that someone actually wants to interact with me
>actually is meant for some other person
>>53481838
>wanted
>not did
What the fuck Lithuania
>>53481805
>>53481829
fugg
>>53480375
>15
>child soldier
>>53481911
iktf, when someone spouts my name, I get that little vibration in my heart everytime
>>53481911
what's the lithuanian version of john smith
VOTE NORGE:
https://poal.me/ma3eim
https://poal.me/ma3eim
https://poal.me/ma3eim
>>53481929
>What the fuck Lithuania
yeah, I mean, they kinda introduced the law, but it didn't get through I suppose, too "dangerous"
>>53481957
it triggers me
>mfw was forced to sit with 2 other guys in class with same name just so teachers could fuck around with us
>>53481995
Who won last time?
>>53481942
WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA? WHY ARENT YOU MORE TOLERANT, YOU IGNORAT SHITLORD BIGOT. GET ON WITH THE TIMES YOURE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY RACIST NAZI SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!
>>53481985
Jonas Smitas
>>53481838
>Pašlaik zemessargu ir nedaudz vairāk kā 8000, bet atbilstoši valsts aizsardzības plāniem līdz 2020. gadam zemessargu skaitu plānots palielināt no 12 000 līdz 13 000
We have a little more than 8k, and, as my moronic compatriot said >>53481763
, they plan to increase that number by 7k, though not in a year, but in 5.
>>53482051
no you memelord the super common first and surname combo
>>53481911
>tfw somewhat rare name and absolutely sure it's you that they are trying to communicate with
>>53482111
nice trips :D patikrinau ;)
>>53482144
patikrink tai
*unzips dick*
>>53482111
Statistically the most common name and surname combination is Jonas Kazlauskas
>>53482111
>Jurģis Staļins
We were close tho.
>The memoirs of another Bolshevik, Anastas Mikoyan, mention that, before the death of Vladimir Lenin in 1924, Lenin proposed Rudzutaks as a replacement for Joseph Stalin as the secretary general of the Communist Party.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C4%81nis_Rudzutaks
>>53482111
Gediminas Pimpalas
>>53482214
Fuggen collaborationists.
>>53481911
>>53482044
>>53482111
>>53482144
>>53482233
t. Vladimir Ivanov
>>53482111
>>53482169
>tfw 30 year olds tend to name their kids with weird ass, sometimes western names
>no more lithuanian names that were popular during the 1920's, 1930's and 1990's
>jewish/latin like Jonas, Paulius are still alive
>>53482010
>too "dangerous"
Because some guy stole the AK-47 from bolis?
>>53482111
Grzegorz Pilsudski
>>53482314
t. grandpa
>>53481995
this >>53482036
>>53482365
t. Raivo
>>53482314
What are some good old lithuanian names`?
>>53482308
t. Manivald
>>53482036
>>53482395
>>53482314
me - lithuanian
sister - lithuanian
mom - lithuanian
dad - lithuanian
uncle - german
aunt - lithuanian
cousin - jewish
uncle2 - german
aunt2 - greek
cousin2 - lithuanian
niece - latin
>>53482314
Well, there are still names like Austėja, Viltė, Ugnė and Liepa in the top 10 of 2015.
It's a sadder business when it comes to boy names. Names like Lukas, Matas, Nojus and Jokūbas dominate the lists.
>tfw my name is Džiugas
Feels pretty Lithuanian.
>>53482448
t. Meeme
>>53482314
people who grew out of families which formed during the "national romantic" era named their children as ethnically as possible and you want to go back to that time?
>>53482448
t. Helmut Johann-Waldur Puusepp
>>53482424
Džamalas
>>53482470
t. Aadu
>>53482455
>/aus/
those were the days
>>53482455
>rekt aus in the first round
>now best friends
>>53482455
Let's win this again Iads
>>53482424
Švitrigaila
Traidenis
Daumantas
Švarnas
Vaišelga
Butigeidis
>>53482548
don't sweat it, we're gonna REK the shit out of that meme chart
>>53482574
t. Mindaugas
>tfw there are only two people on facebook with my dad's name, one of them being him
Pretty obscure yo
>>53482495
still better than religiously (christianity era+soviet era) or pop-culture (EU era) formed names
>>53482619
t. marko
>>53482680
>tfw I have a longer name on ID/papers and everywhere official, but everyone names me by my shorter name and I have to explain it to every new group of people I meet
>>53482687
Pagan names a best
t. Vihavalla Lembitu Sutepelg
>>53482762
Augustinas?
>>53482770
sounds pretty nice even for a lithuanian ear to be honest
>>53482762
state your asian name
>>53482687
i somewhat agree, though i'm at a shit position because all the men of my lineage have german/danish names
but tell me this: what do you think about people who change their names to fit into the society they are part of?
>>53482829
>>53482844
Vaidotas
>>53482860
I think that's pretty cuck tbqh, had a classmate who changed his name because it sounded gay to him
>>53482860
Cancer. Many women living abroad change their surnames because they are cucks.
>>53482901
here for instance some people change their germanic names to sound more estonian, some change their russian names to estonian and so on..
>>53482860
>all the men of my lineage have german/danish names
Saarlane detected
>>53482901
How much do you earn off of Youtube?
>>53482973
since everything has an -as/is by default any name already sounds Lithuanian-ish
t. Deividas Bovis
>>53482986
what the fuck are you stupid or something? saaremaa names are probably the purest estonian names ever... fucking höövel, haavel, sahtel etc. :DDD
>>53483039
you can be Deivid Bovi or David Bovie in passport, just like Igor Bartoševič etc
>>53483104
>höövel, haavel, sahtel
Germanic as fuck
>>53483118
Please rate my Lithuanian tongue twister, I heard if I say this and practice it i'll be better at pronouncing things
>>53482860
>>53482901
list of cucks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_people_of_Lithuanian_descent
>>53483181
omg I forgot to link it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06XnUjyxIEb
>>53483181
>Lithuanian tongue twister
that sounds kind of sexual :DD
rate my poem:
50m get
david bowie is dead
>>53483234
sounds like a native Lithuanian girl to me
>>53483234
Is this you speaking?
>>53483305
pretty shit dose sangpong
>>53483234
not bad, but still not close to that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TovRuf-bL8g
>>53483104
>what the fuck are you stupid or something? saaremaa names are probably the purest estonian names ever... fucking höövel, haavel, sahtel etc. :DDD
>>53483308
>>53483339
yes it's me, i'm glad you say that, gives me a confidence boost
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D2Rv02TvVQ
is this one good too?
>>53483366
>cheerleader effect is real even when it comes to individual facial features of a single gril
live and learn
>>53483411
Yeah, it honestly sounds like a native Lithuanian.
>>53483438
everyone is ugly if you closely examine their face desu senpai
>>53483411
bit slow, but sounds really lithuanian, aren't you posting some grills from penpal record, steve eh?:D
>>53483438
>cheerleader effect
hadn't even heard of it before :DD
>>53483490
ever stare at your own face in the mirror for an extended time? kind of fucks up your ego dezi singboi
>>53483533
no? what would you like me to say
>>53483550
>ever stare at your own face in the mirror for an extended time?
Are you a master of black magick?
>>53483438
>>53483550
me neither, the more you know:DD
Why are estonians so good at horsearchery?
>>53483586
Šešios žąsys su šešiais žąsyčiais
This one fucks me up.
>>53483586
something in english
>>53483631
>because we wuz mongolz n shiet
>>53483690
estonia stronk
biggest empire in the word!
>>53483607
i heard this from an estonian artist and tried it
it changed the way i perceived myself
>>53483631
you know there are competitions of horsearchery here?
>>53483586
muh heritage
going to watch Narcos desu senpaitachi
>>53483775
>>53483631
we Hittites now
>>53483914
me on the right
me in the background with benis out spray painting /balt+ausnz/ on the snow lmao
>>53483859
Keep me posted family
me on top
>>53483859
Keep me posted too, chap.
>>53484030
>>53483411
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D2Rv02TvVQ
Already speaks better then the russians and poles that live here their whole life
any memes to make my pockets bigger? i need to carry around all these dubs
>>53484496
Excuse me, sir, but it seems you have someone else's digits in your pockets.
>>53484496
>>53484585
>dubs
do you even?
>>53484640
america waltzing in with the doubles!
>>53484761
sike....
Welp, it was fun while it lasted
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_f9RE_NhPLg
>>53484761
isn't waltz a doubles dance? you came singlehanded
>>53484830
who is this and where are the nudes
i am a lesbian
Today's dubs harvest wasn't that good. Must be something.
I think we need sacrifices - blood to please the Goddess of Dubs.
>>53484830
literally who gives a shit
>>53484954
literally what is going on? where are they?
The Queen has abandoned us
No more dubs
No note videos
>>53485006
her eyeballs are bulging out of her skull LMAO!
>>53484935
lesbian american speaking lithuanian
holy sheet, merry me
i can crossdress
>>53485061
Post anything valuable to please her.
This lack of dubs is making me feel sick.
I.. NEED... DUBBSSS!
>>53484935
vocaroo what you would do to a sexy lithuanian grill... pls :DD
Get now
>>53485162
>>53485329
>>53485329
gtfo noob
>>53485189
if you inform me on who the youtube girl is or get dubs
>>53485273
i don't date outside of america sorry
not dubs
50m get for telephogne stove
>>53485461
hehe
Fuck the haters
Get
i'm a lesbian too btw, i only like girls :3
>>53485264
>no homo
>>53485610
hahahaha just admit you're a noob
Dubs motherfucker
Do you speak them
>>53480078
Aight, I'll lift the curse I placed upon you digitless fools.
Let there be DUBS
>>53485722
Fuck you
>>53485722
Holy shit
>>53485702
you obviously don't
>>53485702
Hello my friend. How are you?
never forget le 14 lads who died in January 13 events
rip in pepperons lads
press F to pay respects
>>53485610
I believe in you, Belarusebro!
the last dublets were ~hour ago
oh wait:
>>53485722
CHECKERS GONNA CHECK!!!
B
>>53485782
savi į savus etc. etc.
>>53485775
>>53485784
See>>53485766
Shitty get 2bh,but still.
That madman really broke the curse
E
https://telegram.me/joinchat/ADeU6wDvZmRZw06l5vp6Aw
>>53485891
reported to lithuanian authorities for hate speech
Has there ever been a better leader than Gorbatšov?
Very good Turk song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py9-XrX7L9M
>>53485956
i have no tg
>>53486012
stalin
>>53485891
honestly, although that commie is a fucking idiot, I really hate that he was fined for it. It's like we're still living in soviet union. No free speech whatsoever.
And by the say what does 'savi y savus' even mean? Lithuanians shoot at lithuanians? It's 100% possible. Lots of lithuanian KGB agents who wanted to stay in soviet union.
>>53486012
>>53486012
>Gorbatšov?
>tš
goddamnit, estonian-russian is fucking cute :DDD
http://www.neuzmirsk.lt/
NEVER FORGET
>>53485779
Bad 2bh.
Retarded teacher in uni makes me stay for a week.
>>53486211
heheheh my local conservative candidate for singlemandate thing here gave one to me few days ago
>>53486119
It means that CIA-kike-trained Lithuanian snipers were shooting at misled protesters, with the objective of hampering the return of LTSR to Glorious Motherland.
Which is 140% true btw.
>>53486129
borya was based :DD
>get smashed
>do deals
best bro we ever had
>>53486276
good lad
t. will not vote for conservatives as long as landsbergis circlejerk continues
>>53486306
enjoying those 30 rubles lad? better spend them soon before ruble hits harder than my dick in yo momma's pussy
>>53486213
I feel sad for you. I love a girl for 2 years and I finally met her and she accepts another time with me. I was sure she would reject but noooo she is insteresting in me.
>>53486416
go home ivan
>>53486306
Well it's possible. If that's what he meant then why the fuck did he get fined? We're like niggers where we think we're always gud boyz we dindu nuffin we wuz kingz n shieeeet then evil ruski came n took our madzhical powaz
>>53486416
t. villager butthurt of broken kolhoz
>>53486401
Das right mane
>>53486440
Oh well, good luck then.
Stay alert btw,she might lure you to ISIS
>>53486464
i'm actually pro-librul
they seem to be the least worst party in this country
not commie socdems or "russia is going to attack us" conserves
>>53486584
did the police catch the sibul who threw red paint on it?
>>53486615
>Stay alert btw,she might lure you to ISIS
No she is secular girl. She is too cute. She was very excited when she talks to me. I love these girls. I hate smiling girls and funny girls. If I married to her I won't go to Vilnius. I will go to Minsk for you my good friend.
>>53486622
liberals only speak like liberals in front of TV cameras.
Remember when they were yelling how they were against conscription. Then voting time. They proposed to delay the vote so better solutions could be found. Conservatives and Socdems said no. Oh well we lost guess we'll vote for conscription then. They're weak, as God Emperor Trump would say.
>TFW Conservatives are behind liberals in polls.
I am going off this ride.
>>53486884
How far behind?
>>53486884
They're basically the same either way. Seriously every single party just talks big during debates and then act like random retards once they're elected.
>>53486884
plebs hate kubilius and people are still salty about conscription and landsbergis, therefore conservatives will not be popular for like 10-15 years
>>53486959
>#1 Socialdemocrats 23% (commies)
>#2 Liberalcucks with 13%
>#3 Concervatives with 9%
>>53486774
>I will go to Minsk for you my good friend.
Not worth it
>>53486884
GET OUT OF THE BALTICS NOOOOOOW
>>53486884
just like they were 4th place in polls but came second in seats in 2012
>>53487234
very disturbing pepe
ur mum has a big dick lmao
>>53487256
ur mum came second last nite haha
>>53487138
Why?
>>53487356
>>53487305
VERY rude
LOL
>>53487458
i like how he likes all of his posts
>>53487408
Truth is not rude Texas
>>53486025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDR-7ouuwsY
>>53487458
B
A
S
E
D
How did this guy even win that time in Kaunas?
please remember that politic discussion in lithuania is taboo and it should stay that way thanks
>>53487611
hendrix would be proud
>>53487612
because 90s
but honestly his poorfag march to Vilnius was helluva epic
>>53487824
it was in 2000 though
>>53487611
Did you post Shaskin before?
>>53487886
friendly reminder that baltics are 5-10 years behind the rest of the world
(unless it's Estonia)
MEME
>>53487971
Don't remember doing so.
>>53487985
(then its 20)
>>53487458
Kobra 11 Sustausko Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HpvhPZmO0c
>>53488014
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dav_BFvCNiQ
>>53487985
This is great thing. Modern age is cancer age.
>>53488013
but Riga has a lot of russians too though
check and m8, m9
