Bathalackbar! edition
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>>53476345
Hi malaysia :3
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nice thread
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>>53476552
why the strange flag shape?
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malaysia please stop :(
>>53476284
more like bathallah akbar
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ey anons, do you get an erection with photos of qt girls?
they are not undresses
I'm 18 and I don't know if I saw a lot of porn or if i dont have enough libido
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>>53476849
not really. boner at most tbqh
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>>53476593
RAWR!
>>53476911
and if you image the girls sucking your dick?
your dick erection is 20%?
or your erections is like you are fucking with a girl or watching porn?
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>>53476849
you get boner from just a photo?
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>>53477001
nope, but that's normal at least here on 4chan...
i asked on brit and it's normal there
you get bonre from a photo?
and if you imagine the girl of the photo sucking your dick??
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>>53465237
Jobless pol sci students or r/asianmasculinity posters
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>>53477149
stop shitposting José.
>>53477149
unless it's nude or at least showing beewbz then no.
then do not imagine it Raoul, why you have to go there anyway
Goodnight my SEAmen,see you next pagi
I love you
>>53477208
Pol-sci prospect is bright right? R-Right?
>>>53480439
obviously not, what jobs do you actually get with it? Become a politician? Do you have funding? It's just obviously just for people who will be employed by politicians called "advisers" to do their work for them and then the politician gets to look good and get credit for pol sci people's work while nobody even knows that Pol Sci people existed.
>>53481691
>>53481827
I'm thinking to do something like that desu
VOTE FOR NORGE:
https://poal.me/ma3eim
https://poal.me/ma3eim
https://poal.me/ma3eim
>>53480439
Make anti SJW channel on Jew tub
>>53482119
Nobody is even representing /asean/ wtf
>>53482018
you okay with politicians earning loads of money for your work? kwi kwi kwi kwi
>>53482119
What is this?
>>53482200
>implyingrigged
>>53482414
4chan cup still exists?
>>53482435
Last time I checked it was 2014
>>53482188
If we won I'll get shitload of $$$ nigga
>>53482591
excuse me? I'm no nigga. I'm a black person.
>>53483650
Same thing
>>53483650
t. Kaffir
>>53483650
Isn't nigga a term of endearment?
I brought a lady suit today, the lady who sold it to me was really nice. I-I went to a legit classy tailor of course... hmp
>>53483851
>>53483881
>>53483970
>>53484100
imma shiv ya'll lil bitch ass sissy negro skank ya smd
>Be me at econs lecture
>Topic on inequality
>Lecture boring until lecturer goes "muh wage gap"
>Shows diagram with women earning 87% of a man's job.
>Surprisingly nothing about "muh institutionalized sexism" or "muh patriarchy"
>Talks about how it is complex and shit such as maternity leave.
>He asks, "Can you think of any other reasons for the wage gap"
>One obese Tumblr feminazi stood up.
>"Two words, "Institutionalized sexism"
>I stood up to counter the landwhale heretic.
>"Bullshit!"
>Whole lecture hall gasps in shock.
>I activate my meme mahou shoujo powers and transform into the God and King of the Universe, based Milo Yiannopoulos in female form.
>"Women make different choices, take on jobs that would be lower in income than their male counterparts, they take more time off in general"
>"NOOO!!! THOSE ARE FROM WHITE MALE CIS SCUM!! THEY ARE NOT TRUE!!"
>"Also, women are less likely to negotiate for higher wages compared to men!"
>Tumblr landwhale feminazi starts hissing at me as her hair turn into snakes
>"Whats wrong darling?"
>"STOP THAT!!! YOU CAN'T CALL ME THAT YOU RAPIST!!!"
>"Hold up, am I inserting an object into your privates without your consent? Am I groping your greasy breasts or caressing your privates? How can I be a rapist?"
>"EACH TIME YOU CATCALL ME, I GET RAPED!!"
>"wow, wow, nice job downplaying the severity of rape by redefining it. It's not even funny anymore".
>Tumblr feminazi starts throwing tantrum and stomping her monstrous stumps.
>Whole lecture hall trembles.
>"G-G-Guys please stop this at once!"
>"WHY YOU DIE CIS SCUM!!"
>Landwhale lurges toward lecturer
>I took out my rosary from my dress pocket and start chanting "Hail Mary" and "Our Father" 33x.
>Shoot out magical blast that exorcised the fat tumblr feminazi by vanquishing her...xir..tir...bir?, to Purgatory
>Whole class celebrates and lecturer gives me first class honors for Econs module.
still the undisputed
LFS
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>>53491035
calm down
>>53491766
I cannot. I'm desperate.
>>53492229
then strip down and initiate a happening over there, cologne 2.0 perhaps
http://www.antaranews.com/en/news/102462/komodo-island-named-indonesias-main-marine-tourist-destination
>>53493473
I'm just gonna masturb8
http://www.globalpost.com/article/6717849/2016/01/11/brunei-ranks-2nd-asean-eco-index
Good morning
Question for everyone especially Sakurahime. My university accommodation states the end of the contract is June 2016. However, the summer term is from June to July, so that means I have to move to private accommodation, right? I don't think I the money Student finance gave to me isn't enough to pay for rent during the summer term and the summer holidays... I've already written an email to them asking for clarification :s
>already written an email to them asking for clarification
>still proceeds to ask clueless people over the interwebs
lad
>>53496007
yes, do it with a nitrogen tank its easly bought it medical supplies
>he has to answer an open question with retarded remarks
Anon, pls if you don't know anything you don't have to utter a single reply.
>>53496007
>However, the summer term is from June to July, so that means I have to move to private accommodation, right?
Yes. Uni accommodation are usually reserved for first years. Second year must move out to private ones.
One of the best sites to look for accommodations outside uni is gumtree if you don't know about this.
Try posting on your uni's accomodation fb group. Every uni should have one.
There should be a department at the uni you can go for advice on financial matters. If you don't have enough, go there or try getting a part time job which your uni would have a sort of department to deal with this. Go to them and inquire if you feel your student finance isn't enough. You can also try inquiring around shops, cafes...etc to see if they need part time workers. Sometimes you can even forge your CV. One of my friends did this and he's now working part time at Sports Direct.
If you are going back home for Summer break, get a storage reserved. Big Yellow is the place to go for this or if there isn't any where you are, just google.
>>53497118
>gumtree
will look into it, my uni does also have its own website that provides students with private housings that are available. I already found a good one that I'm trying to enquire for September.
>should be a department at the uni you can go for advice on financial matters
I see, I need to ask them as well. I could probably pay rent from June to July by living on short-stay accommodation, but I can't afford to pay rent between July to September.
>storage reserve
Okay, I could store up my shit there during the summer holidays and just come back in September.
You're super, thanks!
What's it like to study in the UK?
Can I start there if I only take the A-levels without a high school diploma?
Ey amigos, do you see lesbian porn o porn with a girl and a boy fucking?
>>53498071
It depends if the university wants to take you. Plus you would have to pay up front to universities and pay for your living expenses, it's pretty expensive if you're not a resident or a UK citizen tbhwy
Allahu akbar
Selamat malam
>>53497980
Can Malaysia student study at UK?
>>53498071
Getting Bs or Cs in A Levels like I did can easily land you into the average uni in the UK.
Top tier ones however...requires As.
So qualification isn't really a problem, you don't have to go all out for the As unless you are looking to into London School of Econs or OxBridge.
Or if you don't want A levels, go for foundation, if you did well in your fifth form or get your standard Bs and Cs.
The main problem is as >>53498151 explains, is money.
>>53497980
>I already found a good one that I'm trying to enquire for September.
Yes, remember to do this as soon as you can. Chances are, there'll be others trying to get that sweet sweet accommodation you found.
For financial problems, ask the uni and try getting a part time job. It'll help ease the financial burden though you would be spending less time here.
Good luck and hope you can sort this out.
test post
do nut reply
>>53498485
of course,qt
>>53498922
Would you study in the UK so that we can meet up and date?
>>53498990
but I don't want to distract you from your studies
>>53499336
What University the best at Philipines?
>>53498151
>>53498492
Is the undergrad program only going to take 3 years? What if I have CLEPs in tow while applying?
>>53499410
Mostly Manila-based ones are Ateneo, DLSU, and UST.
Go to SLU if you want to study in Baguio.
>>53499410
inb4 UP
>>53499410
And don't forget University of the Philippines
>>53499537
What's going on in UP nowadays? Is the isko and iska ng bayan still in effect?
>>53499410
ISIL Physical School
>>53499537
>>53499555
I'm not kidding though and I will get a lot of hate, but it seems that most relevant Filipinos came from UP
>>53499422
Yes.
>What if I have CLEPs in tow while applying?
The uni will give you a conditional offer if they accept you. Usually you need testimonials and forecast results from your college to apply.
>>53499336
Christmas and Summer Dates don't distract me from my studies silly :3
>>53485243
you're not white are you though?
If you're not white they can't say anything to you.
>>53499624
UK it is for undergrad studies then.
>>53499645
I'm not White. But, by being a fan of based Nero, I would magically turn into one according to the religion of Feminism.
>>53499705
See (You) soon I hope
>>53499624
its okay then. what do people do on dates?
>>53500199
Hand holding in public
>>53500196
More like in 5 years
I have to work on funding myself desu
>>53500348
I would probably be back in Malaysia then.
You can get some funds by pillaging your local INC temple.
>>53500348
H-how much do you earn? £9,000 in PHP is over P600,000 just for tuition fee
>>53500460
>P600000
No college for me then
>>53500343
how about the beach?
teach me how to swim please?
>>53500460
This is year 1 right?
And based on what I read up, this is the price for EU citizens
>>53500769
Yes, you can still find Unis with £6,000 tuition fees though, but there's only about 50 of them out of 300 universities
>>53500441
Why you didn't go University Malaya?
>>53500880
3 years for undergrad is too tempting...
>>53499606
>t. UPfag
>>53500724
Yes, I live near a beach so to speak. I can take you home after we are done swimming :)
>>53500897
Because my mom wants me to go overseas.
>>53501025
who's home? your home?
oh my
>>53501105
That's right :3
>>53501025
You go to UK with spm or stpm qualification?
>>53501381
I did A-lvls.
Amagami SS is so lewd I'm going to have to watch it now!
>me on the far left with curly black hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcvAY_9UoaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wN6w4_1G90
>>53501322
I'll be using your bed for a bit
>>53501693
B-But it's a single bed and I'm lying on it. T-T-That means we have to cuddle
>>53501843
well,it's not a singe bed anymore
>>53501933
I don't mind as long as I can have you
>>53501419
It's impossible to enter UK University with STPM result?
WHAT? YOU FUCKING PEACE OF SHIT YOU ACTUALLY THIN THIS IS
FUCKING FUNNY? HAHAHAI AM CLOSE TO THE JUNGLE I CAN HEAR BULLETS
GOING THROUGH MY FUCKING HUT HAHAHA I A CLOSE TO THE MOUNTAIN I
CAN HEAR "GOOD MORNIGN SIR GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR PUTA THIS IS
KIDNAPPING I AM TAKING TEH CAPTIVES LIKE A TRIP TO THE JUNGLE TO
FUCK CARABAOS PO!"
people died because of them
Many people
Many Tourism to the fucking jungles has vanished
Many fiestas were put off because they heard it was dangerous to
ride a carabao here
It isn't fucking fair to the Philippines. This is what actually
happened. Bernabe Buscayno got butthurt because people say he
have gay name and they decided to shoot 2 carabaos and blame
Muslims and enkantos
they are pathetic degenerate scum and they lied to the world to
try and take tourism from our country.
fuck off NPA. Also it isn't funny to make fun of the dead so why
are you pretending that post was good?
>>53502000
with those trips,ladies will go crazy over you,I think you don't need me anymore
>>53502067
No. It's basically the equivalent of A Lvl
>>53502214
Should Malaysia change SPM to A-lvl?
>>53502169
N-N-Nooo, don't leave me ;_;
>>53502271
No desu.
I don't mind having STPM changed to A level though.
>>53502339
What's different between a-lvl and stpm? I think stpm science stream is hard like fuck.
>>53502433
I never take STPM so I dunno. My guess is that you can write in Malay for STPM. It's English alone for A-levels.
A-levels also have more subjects to choose from though this is limited by the college offering it.
>I think stpm science stream is hard like fuck.
In A-Level, Further Maths is hard as fuck.
>>53502508
I didn't take stpm, i take matriculation. Chinese at matric all get 4 flat..
I will just leave this here
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>>53502787
>indonesia masculinity
h-hey qt
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>>53502787
sauce?
/asean/ is officially dead at this point. We should annex with another general like /balt/ and /ausnz/.
/cp/ anyone? Everyone comes here for girls anyway.
>>53502922
geert-hofstede dot cum
>>53503040
people have jobs and classes to go to
>>53503040
It's a morning dude
>>53503040
/asean/ is actually the product of /pinoy/ annexing other regions.
>>53503040
/ausean/ was a mistake tb.h
>>53504683
>Me on the left
Everytime
>>53504683
>tfw I remember Vivian-chan on infinite chan /pinoy/ from /soc/ who would post nooods of herself just for /pinoy/
She left because of some dickhead mean anon ;_;
Holy shit, college textbook here are so fucking expensive. It's absurd.
>>53504683
Where's /gif/ ?
Wait, we're all /gif/ :DDDDD
>>53505146
>his college library doesn't provide free ebook versions
>not buying 2nd hand
>>53504683
this is accurate labelling desu
>>53505183
I found really cheap copies of the first, but I still can't find any cheap copy of the second (I found one, but it had a virus.)
>>53504683
why did you label me /soc/?
>>53504683
>not posting the real flip posters
>>53505248
Are you a gril?
>>53505183
>buying 2nd hand
I don't know how that place's culture works
but, why don't you just borrow it from your graduated senior?
>>53505269
I'm a freshman, so I can't.
God, I miss my old school where books are almost unnecessary (depending on the professor) and completely free otherwise.
>>53505219
look for pdf versions
>>53505328
Done that. I found one, but it had a virus.
Hugo Chavez's legacy wrecked
I'm a faggot desu senpai
what does /pinoy/ think of Michelle Malkin?
Would she make a good President of the Philippines?
>>53505466
wanna suck my cock? its pretty big
>>53505520
>>53505517
>>53505466
>great people of Australia truly Asia
>>53504683
flip posters batch 2013
>>53505259
flip posters batch 2014
the 2015 one is along dannyboi and norcucks
>>53505520
Eww no
That's homosexual
>>53505571
Flips are becoming whiter every year, I wonder what the 2016 batch will look like
>>53499606
Depends on what you focus really.
In general, not in any order, and only big4:
>Politics
UP / ADMU
>Business
DLSU / ADMU
>Med
UP / UST
>Eng
UP / DLSU
>Theo
UST / ADMU
>Philo
UP / ADMU / DLSU
But other universities do beat the big4 in a course by course basis, people in general just have bias towards them.
>pic related
Filled up registration form for this. Selecting Philippines filtered the university graduating from selection to the Big4 [spoiler]and "other"[/spolier].
>>53505560
I thought that pic was John Howard at first, pretty disappointed it isn't desu
>>53505952
nice memeing
Fag4, and the others incl ama and sti(your alma mater) <<<<<<<<<<<<< TESDA
>>53505517
No, monkey-chan for flip president 2016
>>53505952
>universityfag
Oh boy it's pinoychan 2010 all over again
>UK government turning into NSA
Don't commit thought crime now, lads :^)
I will fill my computer with smug anime girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3uFuuECryM
What /asean/ have for lunch?
This is my lunch
Magandang tanghali
>>53506154
TESDA is good if you want to work for labor abroad, metal wielder, hotel and resutant staff, seamen crew even maids, they really do help you out
>>53506633
And PT and old fag caregivers,
>>53506591
how much is that 200 billion indoniesian rupiah?
>>53506591
chicken, eggs, sambal, rice
>>53506591
whatever the campus stalls are selling I guess
I think today I'll take some rice with sweet and sour chicken
subscribe to my blog at http://
>>53506833
I tried your link and it redirected me to reddit. Is this normal?
>>53506833
busbciribed and foluwed
>>53506591
Nasi Kandar Everyone?
>>53502070
Andal Ampatuan pls
It was your subordinate who shot first.
>>53505602
It depends regarding who hooked up with who
>>53506907
that looks fucking delicious
I'm a self-hating ASEAN. How do you tell that all these non-ASEAN flags are actually non-ASEAN and not just dirty ASEANs living abroad?
>>53506907
Diarrhea here we come ewww
>>53507077
t. sex tourist
>>53506907
average plate during fiestas
>>53507136
So cheap only RM10.50
>>53507202
33k in rupiah
>>53507202
113.47 Philippine Pesos
not bad
>>53506591
Fried Bangus
My trip to Viet
>>53507520
Did you bang her?
>>53506591
Mashed Poe-tay-toes and Rotisserie Chicken.
>>53507562
No.
Because, you know, Pic related
>>53507683
inshallah
>>53507520
Bet her name is Nguyen
can I be friends with indons and malays?
>>53508450
Give her the Dong, Nguyen
nape bersepah cina bangsat kat sini
China will collapse in our lifetime
>>53508647
>Norkek© still posts in your lifetime
>>53508647
in your lifetime, yeah
t b h s m h f a m
>>53509075
M Fàm Shamalam
>>53505952
Are UP and Ateneo still inside the top 500 universities in the world or not?
>tfw seeing meme arrows on kaskus
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>>53509626
>>53510076
>>53510103
\d+ match a digit [0-9]
Quantifier: + Between one and unlimited times, as many times as possible, giving back as needed [greedy]
, matches the characters , literally
\d+ match a digit [0-9]
Quantifier: + Between one and unlimited times, as many times as possible, giving back as needed [greedy]
, matches the character , literally
>>53510180
WAKE ME UP
>>53510236
can you even buy anything for 100 Rupiah
>>53510263
A single candy, yes
>>53510263
100 rupiah is worthless
>>53510289
>candy for 100 rupee o's
in 1946 maybe
>>53510329
>in 1946 maybe
lebay beut kakak
>>53510076
http://www.topuniversities.com/qs-world-university-rankings
>>53510346
beli permen pake 100 di mana kakak
reveal unto me your wisdom
t. urban dweller
>tfw I have to carry a wheelbarrow full of rupiahs just to buy a couple of cup noodles and a small container of instant coffee.
POWERBALL
>>53510527
>>53510446
>>53510346
>>53510329
>>53510305
If you 've never eaten this food as a kid, then you might consider to kill your self right now
What's the biggest Rupiah bill?
How would life be if it was just 1000, and you had 1-rupiah coins
Anyone going to bali next week?
>>53510651
it'd make us feel less like zimbabwe and would make more sense when comparing with other currencies in my opinion
>>53510634
is that the rock hard candy than can't be possibly chewed? or is it just the poor man's m&ms?
Tell me about Singapore. Is it simply a meme country or would any of you recommend it as a good country to visit/expatriate to?
>>53510696
>10 000 is biggest bill
That's like 1$ right?
>>53510742
putang ina mo dr. pavel
>>53510703
It's the poor man M&Ms, it taste like a plain sugar with a little peanut inside
>>53510651
> 1 rupiah coin
The smallest coin value is 1k rupiah
>>53510748
unless I'm being baited, before deleting your post, look carefully
>>53510742
It got a big economy
>>53510742
The most westernized country in SEA I think t.bh s.mh. f.am. You white people would enjoy to live there
siesta
>>53510703
Nips desu
>>53510755
I thought so, I've tasted that as a kid.
what other junk foods do you have in there in the 90s to 00s?
>>53510852
the GOAT 90's-00's junk food coming through
the shower in my university accommodation is so hot I can't breath
>>53510749
bit ride desu
>>53510773
>>53510785
kinda like the idea of a city state desu, a shame hong kong is supposedly becoming defiled by the PRC
>>53510880
nothing cools you down faster after a midget basketball game for sure.
>>53510880
oh icecandy
wasn't into that desu
>>53510742
bule out
>>53510924
hindi mo pwedeng dalhin ang mga kaibigan mo, punyeta ka.
>>53510954
its pretty gud
>>53510946
Overpriced compared to iced candy desu
>>53510893
Malaysia weather right now so hot i can't breath
>>53499410
Depends on what you're after but there are only two universities here that are worth anything, the rest are just elevator diploma mills.
The first one is Ateneo de Manila University (ADMU) for short, houses the absolute best and brightest but still falls short compared to the top Asian unis much less Western ones and the other is University of the Philippines - Diliman (there are a lot of UPs and all of them are shit save for the satellite school in Manila specializing for medical students).
Real pros study abroad but those who can't afford it or need a stepping stone to dem Ivy Leagues those two are the best and only bet.
>>53511090
I wish I could share my rain with you
>having sex with your conservative catholic wife in your bahay kubo master bedroom, while you can hear the rain outside
>
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