out with the gf edition
crayon pop
1st for /balt/
>>53471727
>gf
>>53471744
one on the right is pretty hot, would creampie
other 2 look a bit ugly and autistic
One can dream, considering calling the ex I hate for a fuck. Should I do It lads?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effects_of_long-term_benzodiazepine_use
Kyary
Anna
anyone here on sertraline
>>53471795
how many dicks do you think have been in that arse?
10, 30, 50?
my car kept making horrible grinding noises so i took it to some old man with a little garage. took him 2 hours to fix and he charged me 50 quid. based old man
>>53471609
A lot of my mates know I go on /fit/
Nobody gives a fuck. Was a bit weird when someone who I had a couple of mutual friends with but had never actually met guessed who I was on a uni thread though
>>53471777
If you're that desperate for a shag go for it lad
Wouldn't be for me tbqh but you are your own man
Maisie Williams
>>53471808
Nah, I'm on citalopram
>>53471808
yeah mate, you!
ngl some of these modern housing estates are actually quite nice.
Shame I'll never be able to buy a house though.
>fill in captcha
>you aren't a robot
>press post
>you have incorrectly entered the captcha
fucking hell gookmoot, sort it
kpop desu lads
got a feeling i'm starting to appear weird to people lads
need to control myself
>The perks of a teaching job
>>53471846
>tfw i live in one of these
>the walls aren't solid brick
>i'm basically an american
>Wittgenstein’s response to me was humiliating, and his response to female students who tried to attend his lectures was even worse. If a woman appeared in the audience, he would remain standing silent until she left the room.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Witty knows what's up. Yet /lit/ pathetically tries to pretend that literature can be worthwhile when it's saturated with females.
WE'VE GONE THROUGH THIS. Women are the sexually in demand sex and will therefore NOT be incentivised to work hard in areas that require results / risk / standards of work that can be objectively judged. Women in any field is a sign of its deterioration. Go and do something worthwhile such as pure mathematics, brain surgery, garbage collection, theoretical physics, etc
moz
just flew in first class from amsterdam lads, cost me £2500, wasn't really worth it in retrospect
>>53471877
>the walls aren't solid brick
Wot really?
That's disgusting.
>>53471892
did you shag a prostitute while in amsterdam?
>>53471814
0, she's as pure as snow
>>53471826
One of my mates lives on /fit/, another occasionally goes on /a/ and my cousin browses /fit/, /fa/, and /gif/
Any updates on the anon who got cucked by his own dad?
>>53471883
soz
>>53471892
>paying £2500 for a 45 minute flight
What a mug
>>53471727
I hate how the opposition of migrants and Isis is met with "hurr tarnishing all Muslims with the same brush"
I'm sorry, but whether Isis is true to Islam or not, it's irrelevant. You saying they don't represent Islam isn't going to stop Isis from saying they represent Islam. I'd rather listen to what Isis say about themselves than anyone else.
So if Muslims migration is being called to stop, well that's not our fault. It's Isis that's ruining it for them, not us. Im not going to be happy with mass immigration on the HOPE that some of them aren't Isis.
how many of you lads grew up with a master system? if I don't get any (You)s I'll feel well old ahaha
>>53471892
It's less than an hour for a flight lad, what's the point?
Germany has ruined Europe more than any country in the entire world.
Their quest for world relevancy has fucked Europe three times.
They unironically deserved to be eradicated. The citisens need to be put in labour camps. Merkel deserves to be raped by 500 syrian refugees.
They are barely even germanic.
fucks sake lads
keep forgetting to record my work search on the government website even though i genuinely am applying for stuff and now they're making me go in for an extra appointment this week, costing me another £30 in travel fares
for fucks sakes i want to fucking die
>>53471913
I know someone who goes on /fit/, /pol/ and /fa/, think he posts on /brit/ as well.
How do I last longer in sex?
At BEST I can last 5 minutes without blowing my load
>>53471892
Are you joking?
>>53471843
>>53471808
>taking SSRIs
Enjoy snapping one day and commiting homicide:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3513220/
They are the reason there are so many shootings in america
>>53471950
> I'd rather listen to what Isis say about themselves than anyone else.
Do you also listen to what North Korea says about themselves over what other people say about them?
People aren't always what they say they are lad
>>53471970
Just wait till Trump takes power, he'll allow White Europeans to seek refuge in America.
>suicide bomb in turkey
>attacks in egypt
literally where is safe
>>53471991
>he doesn't last a good 2 hours
>>53471866
used to love getting a peek of a girls thong when I was in secondary school. Main thing I miss desu.
>>53472029
here desu
>>53472005
But if they're are killing in the name of Islam, then you have to watch out for Muslims. And if that's unfair, that's not our fault, it's theirs. That's the point. They are actually killing in the name of Islam. Some westerner saying they don't represent Islam isn't going to change what they do and what they do it for
>>53471991
Get pissed.
Not super off your face pissed, but just pissed.
You'll be able to last a long time but finishing in my experience can be harder.
consumed by negative thoughts
>>53472044
>flooding
>>53472044
>on the continent
dont think so mate
YOU SHAKE MY NERVES AND YOU RATTLE MY BRAIN
TOO MUCH LOVE DRIVES A MAN INSANE
YOU BROKE MY WILL, OH WHAT A THRILL
GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
>>53472005
>Yorkshire
Rasheed, Big Daddy Baghdadi or whatever his name is has a phd in Islamic Studies.
>>53472057
See when I get pissed sometimes I struggle to get hard, sometimes suffer whiskey dick, other times hard as a rock its very hit and miss.
>>53472059
im not in northern uk lid
>>53472064
we don't have any terror threats unlike the uk which isn't even on the continent
>>53472055
I'm not talking about 'Some westerner' saying they don't represent Islam I'm talking about western muslims saying they don't represent Islam.
>>53471952
Had a Megadrive you old cunt.
>>53471952
I never had one but my m8 did. I had a C64 then an Amiga.
>>53471777
I had sex with my ex while she was going out with her new BF they now have a kid and he doesn't know she cheated. Go for it lad
>>53472066
he did sort of destroy his career by marrying his 13 year old cousin
>>53471952
still have 8 inch floppy disks 2bh
>>53472075
I'm probably whiter than you tbqh.
>>53472095
booze makes me struggle to get hard
a small dose of speed or something would work, enough to get stim dick and struggle to cum but still get hard
>>53472135
what a nutter
>>53472021
Would unironically move to Texas in one of the white communities
FUCKING CAPTCHA
FUUUUUUUUCKKKK YYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>53471937
Flew there and back for 60 quid last year lad.
>>53472135
more like 8 inch floppy dicks
>>53471952
i had a sega megadrive. this was the first game i ever played. would've been christmas of 94/95
>>53472147
You wish
>>53472164
Same here, would be cool to walk about with cowboy boots and say "howdy pardner"
God is a squirrel and he gets killed and eaten because god is dead
>>53472029
Luxembourg
>Pop song with young black rapper #237 doing a verse
When will this meme die?
/fit/, /lit/, /mu/, /fa/, /his/, /trv/ and /int/ here.
>>53472149
Struggling to cum is so fucking annoying.
Best sex of my life happened last year, fucked her in loads of different positions, no word of a Lie I lasted 20+ minutes but I just couldn't cum. She came multiple times but I was angry at myself, eventually had to jack off into her mouth
>>53472248
hipster twat
>>53472248
/int/, /ck/, /g/ master race
got a new watch
>>53472275
>/g/
awful board
>>53472248
>no /out/
>/fa/
>/lit/
21st century beta man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYuDMDdfGjA
>>53471991
Weirdly I find not wanking for as long as possible between shags helps me last longer.
>>53471783
I haven't fucked anybody since we broke up, meanwhile she's practically fucked the whole of North Dublin. I don't want used goods but I'm desperate for a shag
>>53472292
this desu. /out/ is the best board on 4chan
>>53472288
I enjoy participating in the BattleStation and Mechanical Keyboard threads. It's also helped me keep up to date with new PC components as well.
What's the happiest you've ever been lads?
I saw Eir Aoi's first live performance in England and even queued up to get my album signed by her last year.
>>53472309
>tfw 600 quid camping set fell off a cliff
>>53472252
FONT
>>53471795
>no ass
>even with heels and leggings
not to mention she's kinda fat
>>53472307
Whoops, meant for
>>53472119
>I enjoy participating in the BattleStation and Mechanical Keyboard threads
>>53471952
I have an NES
>>53472333
When I had a gf.
>>53472292
t. Bear Grylls wannabe
>>53472342
Shut your mouth
used to be really neurotic about my height because I'm a 6'2 king of manlets but now i've realised actually I have other interesting things about me like my personality and sense of humour and my 7/10 facial aesthetics
i'm gonna make it lads
>>53472337
Why would you spend 600 on a camping set you pleb
>>53472370
she looks really slav, i know shes swedish but still
>>53472330
Most of the board is retarded /v/ kiddies desu
my hand tremors are becoming extreme
>>I enjoy participating in the BattleStation and Mechanical Keyboard threads
>>53472352
well deserved fedora
>>53472351
A shags a shag lad. If she doesn't have a fanny that's like a wizards sleeve anyway or if you have a pencil dick don't bother.
>>53472369
I've been camping before I even knew who Bear Gryll's was.
Also Bear Gryll's is a shit Les Stroud wannabee.
>>53472292
>reading makes you a beta
Pleb
>>53472164
>living in Texas
wew
>>53472398
Should probs see a doc about that lad
>>53472391
>why would you spend 600 pound on a gaming computer you pleb
>why would you spend 600 pound on something you love that you do nearly every week
>why would you spend 600 pound on something that can last forever so long as you take care
>why would you spend 600 pound on something that you can go backpacking with and save a lot of money
>>53472435
Doesn't make you beta, /lit/ is just for pseudo-intellectual leftists.
>>53472435
no but going on /lit/ does
>>53472464
where do you camp in the UK?
especially where you need that much gear
Park the car at the side of the road
You should know
Time's tide will smother you
>>53472502
Highlands. Antrim Plateau. Lake District. Dartmoor.
>>53472409
Words of wisdom m8, I'll think about it
just bought a load of XXXL t-shirts
>>53472516
messis' wife is such a qt
>>53472464
>backpacking
what do you keep in a bergan that can cost 600 squids?
>>53472542
pretty nice ngl
reminds me a little of Alberta
Is it gay to have sex with a trap if her cock is bigger than yours?
>I leave the house
wew lads
dad just called and said he needs to tell me something and to make sure i can't be overheard
and he thinks it should be done face to face on skype and it's something he told my brother and sister last night
spoopy
>>53472624
only if balls touch
Might go camping in Snowdonia this week when it gets cold desu.
>>53472624
it's gay regardless of willy size
>>53472641
keep us updated la, sounds juicy
>>53472641
You'll be overheard by microsoft on skype mate
>>53472679
have 2 ideas about what it is
some family member i don't really know has died
they won the lottery
gonna shower then I'll go on skype with him
>>53472641
he's got cancer mate...i'm so sorry
That poo slipped out incredibly smoothly, and it was a big one as well. Think my bum hole must still be loose after last night ;3
>>53472641
he's getting divorced
I want to destroy the British economy.
How can I achieve this? What do I boycott?
might go flick the bean x
every morning I wake up with intestinal pain, diarrhea, stomach pain, cold sweats and urinary incontinence.
I haven't abused drugs in two years. Must be dying lel
>>53472743
Employ Corbynomics and boycott China, America and Germany.
>>53472743
/Brit/
>>53472753
grill
>>53472743
World finance and arms.
>tfw 10/10 nympho gf
>>53472743
do a george soros
>>53472766
Why not see a doctor la?
>>53472801
FONT
urgently need a 5/10 plain looking loyal gf with no ambition
took a shower lads
Her hair was black and her eyes were blue.
ay i ay i ay i ay i ay
>>53472825
Already have he said it could be IBS. Told me to stop eating spicy food and drinking alcohol, I don't even do any of them apart from drinking alchol maybe once every two months.
My doctor is fucking shite.
>>53472872
Are you at least a 5/10 with monies
>>53472743
>>53472743
>What do I boycott?
Nothing because we run a service driving economy not a resource based.
Got amitriptyline to help me sleep better lads. One before bed.
>You may have thoughts about suicide while taking an antidepressant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjVe_n_EI58
>>53472872
>with no ambition
This is not a good trait in a gf
>>53472902
I'm sure they can do a test for IBS, ask for that to prove him wrong.
>>53471879
He went to the same primary school as Hitler and they were in the same year.
>>53472935
Amitriptyline fucked my shit up when I took it for stomach problems. Mood changes, sleeping 14 hours etc
>BBC doc on the insects of phuc-yu in Indochina
>filming takes place somewhere near the Indian Ocean, where the jungle meets the waters
>David Attenborough is tired so he takes 5
>so does the crew
>they see him fiddling with some insect
>>53472935
>>You may have thoughts about suicide while taking an antidepressant
Only lasts about a month.
Amitriptyline is the monkeys nut 2bh, gives you lucid dreams every single night.
>after about 20 minutes the director tells one of the crewmen to get David
>"David"
>no answer
>"David!"
>goes to fetch him
>"D-David?"
>the insect is fiddling along his sleevless motionless arm
>he is just staring emptily towards the open Ocean, surrounded by what he loved most, his rigor mortis a calm serene smile
>mfw
>>53472965
I hate lucid dreams though.
>>53472982
good post
have to drive 30 minutes in rush hour traffic every thursday so that I can go to one (1) mandatory class lads
>>53472982
Underdevoloped munter.
>>53472985
Then enjoy utterly terryfying nightmares until you get used to it. I'm on a similar medication, like it's brother medicine and for the first month I had the worst dreams ever. Satan was ripping me up in the ninth circle of hell and regurgating me just to eat me again, I could honestly feel pain.
>>53472935
>Amitriptyline
>Not Mirtazapine
Get on my level
>Effects of sudden cessation of treatment with mirtazapine may include depression, anxiety, panic attacks, vertigo, restlessness, irritability, decreased appetite, insomnia, diarrhoea, nausea, vomiting, flu-like symptoms such as allergies and pruritus, headaches and sometimes hypomania or mania
>>53473050
>>53473050
get a bike?
>be NEET
>use time productively to study, read, meditate, stay in shape etc
>still be NEET
whats the point desu lads
>>53473062
Fuck I don't really want to take these, my GP didn't say they were antidepressants or that I'll get spooky dreams.
>>53473067
>mirtazepine
jesus fuck, I must have put on a stone when I was on mirtazepine
It wasn't worth it, all the confidence I gained back from not worrying about stuff was wasted on the fact that I was turning into a fucking whale
>>53473127
Hour and a half on bike
>>53473137
Should've asked for sedatives then retard.
>>53473143
I've gained 1 and half stone, but I was pretty skinny beforehand. I use myfitnesspal to track my calories and shit thanks to this weight gain.
>>53473132
>be NEET
>think about killing myself constantly
>never apply for jobs because i don't want to exist
>stay NEET
>>53473067
I'm on mirtazapine too.
I've been on about 6 different anti-depressants it's definitely the one with the least unforgiven side effects.
Also the most effective.
>>53473143
Learn some self control. I know what you mean though. I gained two stone. I forced myself to fast for a month. No matter what I ate, even if it was like 200 calories a day I still put on weight.
>>53473137
>antidepressants
They aren't really anti-deprassants, they are more of anxiolytics.
They are worth it. They cured my anxiety and depression 2bh.
All sleep medication gives you spooky dreams.
http://www.openbaaronderwijszwolle.nl/Lists/OOZ_Nieuws/DispForm.aspx?ID=518&Source=/Paginas/nieuws.aspx
Dutch school children introduced to Islam
What animal would you choose to be if it wasn't a human?
Peregrine Falcon 2bh
>>53473246
seriously where does it end
>>53473243
could have tried occasional MDMA dosing desu, apparently shrooms and LSD can help depression too without those honking side effects
>>53473243
Nobody told me to expect an increased appetite
if they did then I would have been more on top of it
I've never had to count calories, I just don't stuff my face every day
>>53473308
Heron
>>53473308
An orca. If you can't be top of the food chain, might as well be on the next rung down.
>>53473246
>making presumably Christian kids do the headbanging
fucking hell
>>53473246
If muslim children were ever taken to a church and made to pray there'd probably be bombings.
>>53473308
A Paki
>>53473246
>those female teachers in the background
>>53473206
>>53473243
I don't need strong sleep medication, I sleep fine but I feel exhausted all the time.
Fuck it I'd rather stay tired than go insane from some shitty pills desu. Last time I had a lucid dream was awful and I was doubting reality the rest of the day.
>>53473367
>>53473314
Lol. I have done every drug under the sun.
Ketamine was the most effective in curing my depression. You feel really happy for a week after taking it. In fact it's already used as a depression cure.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-26647738
Shrooms were very effective for making me less insecure. LSD was trash. Even at doses of 1000ug+
>>53473399
You don't go insane lol. The side effects only last about two weeks anyway. Just hack it out it's worth it.
>>53473246
>RANDSTAD
>>53473243
I was on Citalopram beforehand, but I was really struggling to sleep on them. I had to be prescribed sedatives, and in the end asked to go on something different as I was just too exhausted all the time.
One thing I do really like about Mirtzapine is that I actually haven't once thrown up whilst on it, probably not good for my stomach during heavy drinking sessions but oh well.
>>53473308
Bald Eagle
>>53473399
Then don't take them. I get some weird dreams with my medication but never had a lucid dream.
>>53473445
Have you done DMT?
>>53473246
>none of them black-haired
disgusting
>>53473476
>One thing I do really like about Mirtzapine is that I actually haven't once thrown up whilst on it, probably not good for my stomach during heavy drinking sessions but oh well.
Lel yeah it also makes you get hammered on about five pints.
>>53473512
Yep. I talked to some sort of diety after travelling through a strand of DNA. Fucking mental.
>>53473552
based
>>53473445
I'll pass I think.
alri lads? haha
>>53473445
>ug
please fuck off
>>53473246
>Zwolle
lmaoing@thise fucking farmers that go muh Holland every time
>>53473749
Yanks fuck off
>>53473692
Alri Bruce
>>53473764
degenerate plebs fuck off
>>53473246
JUST
>>53473749
You're a faggot. It was dosed via liquid acid in a vial on a dropper. Hardly going to call a liquid a microgram am I? Neck yourself.
Bet you yanks can't even get Sandoz tier liquid acid.
>"""""""""unpaid"""""""""" internship
literally why is this allowed
>>53473830
You're either underage or have no friends. Every Brit over the age of 20 take drugs
>>53473920
To give you experience which will help you find a paid job.
>>53473920
isn't that just a yank thing
>>53473868
You literally called it a microgram though, you just used the wrong symbol
imagining life with the oneitis lads
>>53473921
wew lad or maybe it's because I wasn't brought up on a council estate
>>53473920
Experience, since every university degree related job requires experience.
>>53473979
no otherwise I would have an internship right now
>Why yes, I do take hallucinogens
>>53473979
Negative. I'm doing an internship right now
>>53474086
4 3?
>>53473960
what happened to hiring graduates, and training them yourself?
>>53473979
no they're rife in london
>>53474012
But they bar lower class people from entering certain professions.
If i wanted a job in finance, i'd have to
>get a degree
>do unpaid internship for a year(in london, no way I can afford it, mummy and daddy defo can't afford it for me unlike all the trust fund kiddies)
>therefore I can't have a job in finance
why is it allowed? it's literally slave labour, you just fetch coffee and shit, much """""""""""experience""""""""""""
>>53474001
>you just used the wrong symbol
No I didn't. They are both correct, I'm not publishing a fucking medical paper. Autistic spacker.
>>53474095
yeah lad
@5347060
>why yes as a matter of fact I don't fit in on /brit/ I get literally no (yous) why am I even here?
so what's the difference between a cob and a scone
>>53472679
wew lad it's very juicy
gimme a sec
>>53474116
>ug is correct
"no"
>>53474155
A cob is what corn comes on, a scone is a doughy cake you eat with cream, jam and tea
>>53474155
>cob
you mean a bap?
My pubes are so long that I can play the banjo with them.
>>53474112
Looks good on the CV and WILL set you apart from other candidates.
Well thats your fault, poortherner should live in the south. But in all seriousness, over here it's quite easy to gain an internship, would imagine it's the same over there. I'm balancing my part time work and uni with it.
>you used to be able to walk into a chemist and buy LSD for "headaches"
Life back then must have been so sweet.
OTC opium, OTC cocaine, OTC speed, OTC LSD
>SNPs budget plans relied on $120 a barrel oil
>Brent is now at $31.22
Kek
>>53474011
>being this sheltered
Bet you've never even been threatened with a machete or a knife.
Pleb.
>>53474242
What, like
*puts elbow against crotch and pretends to play a banjo with fingers*
?
>excuse me sir but I have found the standard of your post to be unsatisfactory, please leave so us refined gentlemen may converse in peace
>>53474264
>part time work, uni and an internship
how? I'm just studying and feel like I barely have time to sleep
‘I eventually found him too rich for my blood.’ David would tell Clark’s biographer. ‘He offended the last of the puritan in me.’ The final straw came when Clark had once again borrowed the penthouse while David was away. Afterwards his charwoman handed in her notice. Investigating on his return, he discovered that when she had gone in there to clean up, she had found blood on the wall. She had consulted the concierge, a former Scottish policeman; together they had decided to have the flat redecorated before he returned. The concierge was entirely silent about it. David never asked for details. In retrospect he thought that the girls were much younger than he had realised: ‘there was some very dark stuff going on’.
very very juicy family drama going on now lids
>>53474281
Very edgy wanting the ecomonic downfall of your brother country.
Got contact lenses and got my hair looking much better
New year new me and that
>>53474304
What's happening?
@53474298
>he gets no (yous) because he doesnt fit in
>>53474336
Contact lenses are for ugly people.
>Ah yes, my fellow gentlemen and ladies wink wink *tips* I DO fedora post on /brit/
>>53474284
>being proud of the fact that's he's been threaten with a knife
Stop it now lad you're embarrassing yourself
>>53474302
Work 3 days, night time after uni and sunday.
Uni is like 2-3 days for about 4 hours.
Internship is 2 days.
>>53474319
I'm a Scot
>>53474319
Oh right, Now they're out brothers?
>"FUCK OFF YE WEE ENGLISH SHITE BASTARD"
>oil prices drop
>"h-hehe we were playin, like brothers see? Heh"
>>53474365
>Contact lenses are for ugly people.
How does this work?
>>53474374
When do you have time to study?
>mfw the new top gear is gonna be shit
Clarkson, Hammond and May made that show what it was.
>>53474391
t. someone who has never been to Scotland in his life
>>53474410
Because attractive people look good in anything. You wouldn't be worried about what you look like in glasses if you aren't ugly. Attractive people set trends and that.
>>53474425
and Evans is the biggest tosser on TV
>>53474421
>uni
>study
pfffft
I really don't know lad, I just make time. I'm going into post grad studies this year, so I'm probably doing one day of work and intern.
>>53474425
Obviously it's going to be shit, nobody thought for a second it was going to be good. Thankfully Hammond, Clarke and May are doing that Amazon top gear
>>53474425
Get ready for the Amazon version. Apparently Amazon refuse to meddle so they left the lads to do what they want with a massive budget
Think this benzo withdrawal will kill me soon, literally can't walk through the house or even stand upright without holding onto something
>this retarded bitch on 1000 heartbeats
>>53474534
Wait a minute.
Are you trying telling me that being addicted to drugs is bad?
I don't believe it for a minute
>>53474557
Is that 'spoons?
POST CHOONS ABOUT YOUR CUNTRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceWKrsJX9N4
>>53473050
used to be my thurdays
train in early morning at 8 for a short tutorial then a 1-2 hour bus ride home
lucky the prof let me switch to the tutorial on yuseday.
>drug-abusing degenerates are ITT RIGHT NOW
wew lads
Still in bed. Jesus Christ.
>>53474580
Yes you can tell by the plate lad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRVkFgJrQnk
Hmm yes, very good album.
Very patrician.
