desi/ /देसी/ /دیسی/ /ދެސި/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/:
David Bowie edition
join us in desi irc chat
connect to rizon
channel name: ##desi
that's with two #s
tune: your favorite Bowie song
invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Maldivians + Afghans (if they want) + Diaspora and people with desi blood or whatever + gypsies
welcome: everyone
not invited: bullies and underage fags that don't know who David Bowie was
1st for Major Tom
2nd for WE WUZ VEDIC
>>53468247
>not invited: bullies and underage fags that don't know who David Bowie was
You forgot about the Dalits
Dhol, gawar, shudra, pashu, naari
Yeh sab tadan ke adhikari.
>>53468378
how memetastic is this paki lad
>tfw real general now
>>53468247
>implying anyone in South Asia actually listens to music
Its all honey singh senpai, yo yo blue eyes lol
David Bowie was a shit musician. Post avant grande classical is where the real shit is at. Bowie was also a rapist.
DESIGNATED CHEATING STREETS
BIG BIHARI LUNDS
>>53468536
>Post avant grande classical
>>53468536
>rapist
So was Muhammed (pbuh)
>>53468588
>LUNDS
confirmed for Punjabi.
i expected at least a benchod from you
>>53468649
>>53468595
>>53468649
Worked on /mu/ and it worked on /int/.
>>53468666
Gujju here pham, I thought lund was universal. I've also heard londa and londo
>>53468649
>implying any of that matters in a subcontinent filled where rape is common
Also delet this
>>53468734
lund is universal, but saying out so loud is a punjabi characteristic.
What is Urdu? Is it just Hindi with Persian loan words instead of Sanskrit loan words?
>>53468771
>mfw never going to LOVELY university in India
>>53468832
Yes. And the script is different from Devnagiri.
>tfw Muslims ruined Kashmir
>>53468858
Kek. How the fuck do you know about that?
>>53468858
>not going to FAIR & LOVELY uni to get a phd in Dravidology
SMDH 2BH FAMUEL
>>53468924
The Shias did not. It's always the sunnis
मिम्स
>>53471351
>page 8 after less than 30 replies
JUST
ayo hol up
>>53468734
it is universal
add lauda
>>53471351
y-you too
*designated street*
bump
>>53476185
what fuck is that liquid?
>inb4, semen
>>53476815
>what fuck is that liquid
Meri mutth
>>53476185
Syrian semen
>>53468924
*non Kashmiris ruined Kashmir
Ftfy
>>53477043
does university of Lahore have PhD in semenology?
Hi got back to london did some grocery shoppings
>>53481034
What did you buy?
>>53482772
2kg of chicken breast
2kg of rice
1kg of oats
4l of milk
6 pots of cottage cheese
a bag of capsicums
12 tins of sardines
still need some baked beans, lentils/toor, broc and carrots
>>53483158
That's a lot. All for you?
What kind of rice?
>>53483581
yeah
cheap rice long grain i think
bumpity bump
what's everyone up to?
>>53484433
making dinner
then going to watch a flick and go to sleep.
>post yfw someone posts a zakir naik video on memebook
I swear, only south asians are stupid enough to believe the man is an intellectual
>>53485341
>mfw this libyan guy told me that hinduism was a corrupted copy of islam because he learnt it in a Zakir Naik video
>>53485341
>>53485879
>mfw someone uses him to explain scientific miracles in the Qu'ran
>tfw picking elaichis and cloves from my rice
>>53468734
Tunne
>>53485879
2+2=4
>>53488411
Sule maga
Daily reminder that West Bengal is rightful Bangladeshi clay, fuck India 2bh
>>53485341
>>53485879
>>53486801
>brother asked a very good question
>Chapter number 6, Sura 32, verse number 17
>>53489913
Stop sending uneducated, muzzies over here m8. We already have enough of them.
>>53490329
It's all for the benefit to prevent non-Bengali scum coming to Bengal territory.
>>53489913
>Tfw no SAARC confederation yet
>>53490847
>wanting to dilute the Hindu majority
Fuck off
>>53491575
how would it dilute anything? there would still be borders and shit, we would all just work and act together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P1vjXIosyU
>tfw bengal will die a slow and painful death in your lifetime
>>53481034
fuck off blogposter
>>53483158
>capsicum
>cum
>britbong """people"""
>tfw some muslims are driving this green-saffron politics
>tfw hindus are falling right for it
>>53494100
>literally the reason /desi/ revived
>'hurr fuck off'
>>53494213
show proof you poofter cunt that you were the SOLE reason it was revived.
It was a group effort m8. Typical desi "I DID EVERYTHING" mentality.
SMFH PHAM
>tfw retarded Muslims in Bangladesh called our national anthem pagan infested shirk
>>53494316
>It was a group effort m8
Gaon basa nahi aur lutere pehle he aa gaye
>>53494316
look at the flag who of the person who kept posting /desi/ threads?
>>53494376
>mfw
>mfw talking to bangladeshi guy
>mfw he claims to have a persian great great grandparent
>mfw south asian muslism will never just accept that they aren't arabs or persians
>mfw there is literally no reason that south asian stuff/culture has to be conflated with hinduism nor rejected
feels bad man
>>53494462
Fuck off Chutiyee
>>53494498
Just posting the thread doesn't mean anything. You have to maintain it.
Also you sound like you have some P*ki ancestry from the amount of shit you are spewing.
#rekt
>>53494498
>he claims to have a persian great great grandparent
[spoiler]I have one too though, but I think she was a Parsi so it's much more believable[/spoiler]
Are indians in general starting to penetrate into mainstream western websites or do they create their own alternatives like the japanese?
>>53494998
>Are indians in general starting to penetrate into mainstream western websites
Yes. Sites like Facebook and Quora are filled with Indians
>or do they create their own alternatives like the japanese?
We don't need to because the English language is taught in schools here.
>>53495572
So are we going to be flooded by indians in the near future?
will india become culturally more closely tied to the western cultural sphere in the future?
>>53495822
>So are we going to be flooded by indians in the near future?
Most Indian ISPs have been range banned on 4chan for quite some time.
>will india become culturally more closely tied to the western cultural sphere in the future?
If by west you mean America, then yes it's possible but only when America stops their support for Pakistan.
>>53496024
>it's possible but only when America stops their support for Pakistan.
he's not talking military co-op, he's talking about culture as in Hollywood, Mcdonalds, Subway and Starbucks ,which have all existed here since the last decade.
>>53496024
Ah yes, spammers that are paid squat for advertising still exist
And by the west I mean europe and america in general, I'm interested in how this will affect india and the west
>>53496177
what do you specifically mean by western culture?
We've had the Multi National Companies bringing the stereotypical consumerism stuff to us for 1.5 decades now.
>>53496285
Just more contact between westerners and indians on the internet, and if it isn't a predominantly one way cultural exchange maybe indian culture will be more understood
http://www.thedailystar.net/city/bangladesh-now-open-defecation-free-country-200032
>>53496961
Show me your ways Avik Da.
>>53496501
>maybe indian culture will be more understood
What makes you think Indian culture is misunderstood? Also, what's the need for understanding Indian culture?
>>53497518
Honestly nobody gives a shit about india in general, occasionally something like slumdog millionaire will pop up and people are interested for a while but that's about it really
maybe that could change
>>53497518
Eat more fish bhai and remember toilet witches don't exist
>>53494498
but muh heritage
[spoiler]I don't know anyone before my great-grandparent[/spoiler]
>>53497637
>Honestly nobody gives a shit about india in general
indians are still a very very tiny minority in most western countries. they make up 1% of the US population and 2.5% of the UK pop and these are the two countries with the highest number of indian immigrants. the US in particular doesn't have as long of a history with south asians as they do with people from other parts of the world. i think there will be some rising interest in indian culture from the west as the subcontinent becomes more developed but it will take time
>>53497791
>remember toilet witches don't exist
t. Champa Chudail
>>53498066
DELET THIS
>>53498199
thx for the nightmares
Indian girls are qt
You guys do a good job.
Let's trade some dutch women for indian ones, I think that would be a fair deal
Real Bengali Hours
>>53500328
right as I'm off to the gym
>>53500176
send dutch boys instead
>>53500512
Sure, get prepared for tall white blond guys flooding your country
>Nederkankers
maar de hindoestaani-surinaamse meisjes daar zijn QTs oetz, ik moet dat zeggen.
>>53500738
>dutch hindustani girls
They have some of the highest suicide rates in the world for young females
Don't ask me why
But yeah, they're cute
>>53500780
dat is ook een grote probleem met de hindoestaani adolescenten in Guyana (de engelse versie van surinaam), ik heb gelezen.
that is also a big problem with the indian young-adults in guyana (guyana being the english version of suriname), i have read.
>>53500780
Are you the the Dutch Man City supporter from /sp/?
>>53500949
I once had to write a sociology paper on the topic, ( no It's not my major), and according to experts it was probably a cocktail of high family pressure, feeling alienated in a foreign country (dutch hindustani want to be Indian instead of Surinamese SO BAD, they learn hindi and just watch bollywood and whatnot) and seeing suicide as a 'noble death'.
>>53501100
Nope, not at all, I support Feyenoord
>>53501164
Do you listen to Gabber?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R_lH501UKo
>>53501447
God no,gabber is usually associated with the absolute lowest of lowest in society. And it's big days were more in the late 90's/early 00's, it's already seen as a more nostalgia thing by many.
Dance in general is still massive though
>>53501119
weird
we have comparable indian diaspora here, but these feelings and trends aren't very similar
>>53501559
I like gabber. I usually listen to it while riding the metro. Helps me deal with the crowd.
>>53501707
I guess the triple alienation is a part of it; they don't feel real dutch nor real surinamese nor real indians,so as a community they are prone to creating their own standards>>53501719
Cool Bro. Paul Elstak is still seen as a legend in that stuff,Rainbow In The Sky is a classic on every party
whats your favorite curb moment, /desi/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5EEaWMu6rA
Bump for 100th post
>>53501119
>want to be Indian instead of Surinamese SO BAD
How did Indians end up in Suriname?
Also, what is Suriname, and what is their culture like?
>>53501119
>dutch hindustani want to be Indian instead of Surinamese
really? i remember reading somewhere that east indian surinamese considered themselves totally separate from indians and indian diaspora and don't relate to them at all
>>53504212
contract workers from india during colonial times
Priyanka Chopra is gonna be in the Baywatch movie
>>53504212
Faggots went there to work nd stayed there.
Say t. Alberto Barbosa if you are thankful that Portugal took the meme heat off India for a few months.
POO in LOO could have killed us. Luckily our moorish brethren saved us.
pic related is Portugal's PM, who is Indian by blood
any good racing games for pc guys
>>53504769
Burnout Paradise
>>53504824
knew i shouldve gotten that over grid
grid is still pretty good tbf
>>53504675
That meme was getting stale anyways
>tfw posting in /desi/ was the closest thing to being productive I've done all day
>>53468247
Is Hindi actually a useful language to learn? I've met quite a few Indians that don't even speak it, and most Indians learn English too right?
>>53505442
I wouldn't say most Indians but, the educated ones do, not really that useful 2bh.
>>53504394
Overrated no tits cunt
Lara Dutta is way better
>>53504769
Dirt Rally is GOAT. Do you have steam? Add me if you do.
>>53488494
that was the epic-est explanation ever
>>53490548
who's this semen deamon?
>>53506640
Wish I knew, pic is old anyway.
someone post some memes or something
>>53507009
TITS OR GTFO
How's that for memes?
>>53507047
kek
>>53507047
rude baka desu senpai
>>53507009
>>53507123
>nipple slightly showing
HARAM
>>53507239
y? should it be completely visible?
>>53507123
Who is this Fuck Buck?
>>53507256
I was just memeing with you tbhmgm
>>53506035
I have a shit computer, hoping to work and get something better over the summer. Can't really run a game like Dirt Rally
I'm KingBong15, with the >Schalke avatar.
>>53507314
>filename.jpg
>>53507329
i get it, m8
>>53507329
i really don't know how a folded ankle look like vag!
>>53507471
I thought Yatin was a dude's name. Is she an actress?
>tfw no indian porn industry
>>53507506
i have no idea, m8.
i saw this pic while searching for >>53490548's sauce
>>53507506
there's usually a 'desi' or 'indian' category in most western porn sites tho
>>53507572
which are mostly third rate quality shit
>>53507506
Yatin is the photographer and he has some rather lewd stuff. Don't know the model though
>>53507506
>>53507546
so, apparently, Yatin is a photographer.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/29624440@N03/with/9598470308/
>>53507641
no lewd photos on there though
>>53507506
>>53507641
I got the name!
Kristna Saikia
>>53507641
So much fucking photoship 2bh senpai
>>53507763
>photoship
that's everywhere, senpai
>>53507713
If you look at the pic with the white dress her nipples are visible
>>53507825
that's about as lewd as a greek statue
>>53507763
pretty sure almost all photographers use photoshop nowadays
>>53507795
meh, its always deceiving, same with makeup
>>53507572
Yeah its all same 240p MMS clips with either malnourished or chubby chicks, mallushit with navel kissing or bhabhishit with bad camera
>>53507713
for lewd ones, head over to http://www.yatindandekar.com/portfolio/fine-arts-2/
>>53507795
meh its deceiving, same with makeup
>>53507572
Its always 240p MMS clips with either malnourished or chubby chicks, mallushit with navel kissing or bhabhishit with bad camera.
>>53507850
But, since she isn't a greek statue I'd figure that'd be lewd for countries like ours.
>>53507872
They all look Russian
>>53507920
yes. his models are firang without exception.
see http://www.yatindandekar.com/portfolio/ethnic-wear-3/
>>53507920
>russian
what? they seem pretty brown to me senpai
>>53507872
>>53507964
or http://www.yatindandekar.com/portfolio/intimate-2/
>>53507977
looks like he had an orgasm and died
>>53508031
kek. what?
>>53508058
i'm just saying that's what his face looks like in the picture lol
>>53508031
>death by snu snu
Best way to go desu
>>53508090
this. desu.
this is yatin motherfuckingfaggot, btw
>>53508150
>Dat look in his eye you just KNOW
>>53468247
his son made a nice movie. but i don't know why he uses things in his film about korea.
>>53508244
I think his wife is like half korean or something
>>53508332
some article say he had korean friend.
>>53508443
I need to watch the movie again, did he have a lot of Korean things in Source Code too?
>>53508150
This ugly son of a bitch is banging hot models and you are at home jerking off to pictures on a adult diaper enthusiast forums.
>>53508554
some yes. even the company is a south korea and america's joint venture. and his senior is korean old guy. but the korean guy is not a good guy in this movie.
https://youtu.be/unRldLdllZ8
why are we /desis/ so creative, lafas?
doing a economics test
>>53509123
fucking nri cunts
>>53509194
wew, lad
>>53509280
who r u
>>53509246
https://youtu.be/kJa2kwoZ2a4
>>53509383
fucking native cunts
>>53509383
Not that bad actually
>>53509418
wew
>>53509310
>tfw no Chakma gf
>>53505442
Hindi is a useless language spoken by country's poorest and filthiest.
>>53509584
where did u get this picture of me
>>53509605
pls be my gf
>>53509605
It was by fate
Please marry me :DDD
>>53509639
>be my gf
Are you bi?
DAILY REMINDER
>>53509716
i'm meme-ing lad
>>53509738
Damn....
>tfw I'll never be an alpha polygamous Muslim man
>>53509720
>mulla == aryan
>>53509720
I prefer non-Aryan girls 2bh
>tfw no Marma gf
>>53509857
>dravidian trying to scare me off
we are the true rulers of india, you are just race for one purpose, slavery.
>>53509908
you can take them as sex slaves if you want.
>>53509940
Neat
>>53509908
>chinkshit
Fuck off. Aryan masterrace
WE WUZ NAZI N SHIT
>>53509857
that's not the loo
>>53509995
>muh aryan blood
>indian babies
>>53510048
white slaves when?
>american people
>>53510086
>niggers
>>53510134
oh, don't you worry my white trash
>>53509720
Are there more light brown skinned people in India or more dark skinned people in India.
>>53510161
it varies depending on where you are but i think most people are a medium-dark brown
>>53510161
the brown one.
the most populated shitholes (UP and Bihar) are having larger proportion of lighter gene
>>53510054
>B... but anon Aryan blood more superior
>>53510151
pajeet my son
>>53510237
So Basically north india
>>53510161
there is no light skin or dark skin, Only Aryan master race and Dravidian cucks.
>>53510328
What do you have against Dravidians anyway? I mean aren't Biharis Aryans too?
>>53510385
they are honorary aryans, because ashoka united the india under one rule. while all other dravidians fought over petty disputes.
>>53510385
I think it's because of there skin colour
>>53510460
>Aishwarya Rai
>North Indian
>>53510454
>muh Ashoka
WE WUZ MAURYAN AND SHIT
>>53510454
Mother fucker there are no arayans or dravidians.
>>53510250
Me in the middle
Going to sleep now, night lads
>>53510532
stay mad dravid cuck
>>53510671
gn lad
i'm sleeping soon too
>>53510508
she is mix
Who else bored as fuck? Literally just sitting here like a retard.
>>53510733
We're are you desu
>>53510920
CP in Dehi
>>53510959
>Dehi
Literally the anus of India
>>53511071
*Delhi, my bad.
>>53510959
>>53510733
I think Ustad Amjad Ali Khan and Pandit Hariprasad Chaurasiya will be performing today at Modern School, Barakhamba Road. Go watch them.
>>53510683
If you still believe Aryan migration theory and still signing in English you are puppet
>>53511116
Tfw
>>53511283
So with all the pollution hype going around for the past few months, do you feel any difference in the air quality of Delhi?
Do I need to be worried or is it just another ploy of the jews to sell me masks and air purifiers.
>>53511103
sorry but the aryan-invasion (or at least migration) theory is still pretty much the narrative
only in India do they try to claim that aryans were native to India
>>53510710
are you ignorant or plain stupid?
>Rai was born into a Tulu speaking Bunt[12] family in Mangalore, Karnataka.[13] Her father, Krishnaraj, was an Army biologist, while her mother, Brinda, is a homemaker.[14] She has one elder brother, Aditya Rai, who is an engineer in the merchant navy.
>>53511103
this.
>>53511361
it would do some good for you.
https://genographic.nationalgeographic.com/
ofcourse there were migrations. It's like saying that euro didn't migrated from africa.
the point of contention is about indus valley civilization. The current research indicate a mix of allele between a tribe from north (ANI) and a tribe from south (ASI) about 20000 years ago.
>>53511361
It's a lie cooked up by both Germans and brits both have their own purpose.
It's idiotic to believe it
>>53511283
Are you that white guy in yesterday's /desi/ thread?
>>53511116
>posting from /pol/
>>53511447
yes essentially were IVC people sanskrit people, which I tihnk they were not, because Sanskrit speakers had not yet arrived.
whereas Indians argue on a sort of nationalistic basis that Sanskrit and IE people and languages originated out of India and thus was spoken by IVC people.
>>53511459
dunno man there is alot of evidence for it.
consider the light-skinned dardic pagans up in the hills for example.
>>53511509
>which I tihnk they were not,
your thoughts are irrelevant. there are no genealogical, archaeological nor literary evidence to support this claim.
The most recent migration happened 20k years ago and you can call this aryan migration, if you want to.
>>53511551
source?
>hurr your thoguhts on the matter don't matter because of le indian nationalistic """"""""studies""""""
>>53511509
There is no evidence it's all guess work
Lohri ki badhaiya bhaiyo.
>>53511283
>>53511616
national geographic
literally no
If Aryans came from India, why is only ONE set of genetics common amongst Indians common amongst other Indo-European people?
Why do all mainstream linguists say that Sanksrit must be descended from languages from outside of India?
>>53511680
>If Aryans came from India
no one claims the authenticity of 'out of india' theory. that's for idiots.
>>53511680
Genetic evidence?
Their is only 0.5% difference between human and chimp
>>53511642
rate my palms
>>53511501
you mean the highest quality board on the internet
>>53511778
5/10
Sorry desi something feels weird with your palm of your hand
>>53511812
>something feels weird with your palm of your hand
what? why?
>tfw no one returns your festive greetings
>>53511747
I don't think sanskrit is from 20000bc either
maybe 2000bc.
>>53511680
The word “Aryan" is same as the word "allah"
Allah used by Muhammad and Aryan used by Hitler.
>>53511844
happy pongal, makarsankrnti, lohri
>>53511863
>maybe 2000bc.
exactly, there are no proof of any large migration at that time in history.
so, vedic civilization is the rightful heir of IVC.
>>53511778
Did it hurt when you died last month?
>>53511915
but IVC ended around 2000bc?
>>53511808
>/pol/
>high quality
>>53511463
Yeah, last two days have been boring as fuck. Going to meet a friend in an hour but nothing to do until then.
>>53511347
Not too different from a couple or three years ago. I find myself coughing more often and the air is as smoky as always. I want to say that odd-even has improved traffic very slightly, but it's hard to tell.
>>53511951
they aren't pale, are they?
>dorsal part
>>53511995
no. IVC ended 500 BC.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Age_India
>>53512086
Why does every desi wear those huge gaudy looking watches?
>>53479483
This too :'(
>>53512194
Kashmiris are shit. They ruin literally everything. If I owned a hotel, I'd enforce a strict no-Kashmiris entry and admittance policy.
>>53512261
>If I owned a hotel
why would you own a hotel
>>53512293
To shit on Kashmiris
