>tfw no 10/10 Scottish gf
>>53459448
Can we stop pretending some goofy introverted 4/10 that fronts a shitty pop band is worth any kind of attention given her complete lack of looks and talent?
>tfw no alcoholic gf
>>53459448
My mom is Scottish and I want to marry a Scottish girl, too.
>>53459556
0/10 bait
>>53459556
shes a qt desu
>>53459556
>complete lack of looks
Try harder, please.
She can't sing for shit though.
>>53460147
she just has to coax that microphone more
>>53460043
>>53460057
>>53460065
While he's baiting and she's qt, she's not a 10/10 and certainly not obsession material.
>tfw no 10/10 irish gf
>>53459448
>his waifu is a feminist coal burner
m8...
Would you suck Lauren Mayberry's toes?
>>53460191
No I don't find her attractive at all. Sorry I have better standards than some pasty goofy bitch with meme makeup on
>>53460191
>and certainly not obsession material
In your opinion.
>Would you suck Lauren Mayberry's toes?
Absolutely. I want to be lauren mayberry's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her lauren mayberry blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo lauren mayberry blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her lauren mayberry face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
