Bunda edition
>>53453079
>low test betas wouldnt smash that
you shame /cum/
![1244053804986[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/O22FXCi.png "1244053804986[1].png")
>>53453079
>that's no moon
>>53453079
anyone that doesn't want to smash this, right there in a mcdonalds bathroom has no right to consider them selves a member of /cum/
>>53453079
disgusting
>>53453021
Thats how I felt when I had to drive through Saint Louis. And that was before the riots
>>53453147
you don't see it at first, but between her arm and leg is where her gut is hidden
the bulk of the whale below
FAKE thread
Real here >>53453052
>>53453079
U white people are weird
>>53453079
If i get too close, will i get pulled by her gravity field?
>>53453193
i see it and i don't care. she probably got some titties too.
>>53453052
>>53453052
>>53453052
This was made first.
Get in here you dindu loving faggots.
>>53453174
St.Louis isnt terrible if you CC and stick to the bars/attractions. Visiting nigger towns is stupid if you aren't black though and its suicidal if you are alone.
>>53453235
but we've already started this one
>>53453235
>>53453079
These are both terrible threads
That wall is probably filthy
>>53453235
This one has bunda.
>>53453235
God damn it you fags are going to split the general again because janitors wont clean up
>>53453295
Anon knows
>>53453296
i don't think so, this one has ass, most people will stay here. the other one isn't even a cum thread, it includes greenland.
>>53453235
I prefer the bunda edition
Let there be Bunda!
>>53453370
U doin it wrong m8ty
>>53453341
>greenland
>not /cum/
Sure anon, I certainly think you think you're telling the truth
>>53453147
>>53453193
>>53453233
How can she have a normal face but a fat body?
>>53453452
if you spell it cumg its not cum. greenland is not in north america.
>>53453426
>that visible airbrushing
This is why mexico will never be first world. You guys don't care about quality.
>>53453484
i dunno but i've seen girls that look like this irl. i always get this weird desire to wreck them for days while simultaneously feeling slightly put off.
>>53453506
Autism
She probably looks like shit from other angles.
Would smash however.
Would like to get her pregnant. Come to Micky D's, see my developing child grow inside of her while she serves me a low quality, Southern style chicken biscuit, with the cook's loose nose hairs in it. Have other customers see it, internally in awe at my penis's work. Think of how her focus was customer satisfaction, not the future cost of childbirth as my sperm raced toward her eggs in that dirty, filthy bathroom. Someone's girlfriend, someone's respected employee, bent over the sink like the cheap whore she was made to be. The customer's cock comes before your dignity.
All this is coming from someone who once served as an Arby's cashier.
Truly, the thinking man's fetish.
>>53453499
LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD
>>53453079
Holy fucking shit that's disgusting.
>>53453079
I remember when the rule was no fatties.
Now look at all you fucking underage faggots. Acting like a bunch of fucking niggers.
This bitch is gross
just messaged a couple girls on tinder and i feel like throwing up
im fucking pathetic lmao
>>53453557
we're high test bitch. look at that ass until you stop being a fag.
>>53453484
Some white women are medium sized until the hips, and then they've got titanic asses.
Black guys lose their shit for girls like that.
>>53453544
This, that's her best possible angle.
>>53453449
>>53453312
Nice thumbnails
very australian friendly
>an entire thread about "high test" meme.
Ask a guy who lost his virginity 5 nights ago anything
>>53453542
Check out my gf, 100% real woman. Nothing amiss here.
>>53453484
Don't know but it happens, my man.
![1250994953994[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4p5uFG.png "1250994953994[1].png")
>>53453604
We could bring back the "sweden yes" threads.
Would you like that?
>>53453608
did you bring her to orgasm
>>53453604
>meme
nah we just think fat asses are hot.
>>53453604
You've just told em' how to keep you away
>>53453622
I'm beyond anime baits m8
>>53453604
>low test
>>53453608
Did you finish?
Did she finish?
Did you wear a condom?
Was it a hooker?
If you answered no to any of these questions you're still a in the eyes of the gods and man.
>>53453583
Congrats on the progress bro, its going to take alot of trial and error to build those romancing skills but you will make it anon, we all will.
>>53453686
Not really. I'm basically a dyke, remember?
It's just that girlposting is kind of boring.
>>53453720
Fuck, I mean if you answered no to the first two questions and yes to the second two you're still a virgin.
>>53453604
>meme
>>53453720
>if she didn't finish it doesn't count
wanna know how i know you're a virgin?
>>53453604
You don't have nuts how can you ever know the hunger for overweight girls with big ol titties
>>53453741
You're also a cuck
>>53453741
>It's just that girlposting is kind of boring
Wew
Jesus lads. I just started my first day observing a high school class of kids with aspergers. Some of them were cool but damn. I'm stuck in the class for 2 months. There's eight kids and they're all so different
>>53453741
Share your tastes
>>53453696
No worries, I've never gotten a chick there with my dick, I recommend learning to use your tongue bro.
>tfw no high test jewress
>>53453783
remember: the mute ones can't tell on you.
>>53453783
wew pedo alert
>>53453769
>he's never made a girl cum
wanna know how I know you're bad at sex?
>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-B-b-b-b-BBB-b--b-bBBBbb-bbbbbbBBBB----But girls never EVER cum during sex
This is what people who are bad at sex have convincedw themselves Try rubbing her clit while you're fucking her. Thank my later.
>>53453803
mmmmm
>>53453828
>>53453810
>>53453813
By observe I mean I have to see how the class works. I'm planning on helping kids with disabilities
>>53453785
>Share your tastes
They're extremely varied, honestly.
>>53453783
why where you put there?
If it was official it is now. /cum/ is the worse general on /int/ after the Swedish one.
You guys are incapable of making new thread, learning the bump limit, and probably wiping your own asses.
>>53453828
>this guy
>>53453828
this is unrelated but how bad do you think it would hurt to just jam your thumb onto a girls clit? The urge is there but I dont want to get slapped
>>53453883
I'm going to get a job helping kids with learning disabilities and I was offered the chance to see how the class works
peaked in 7th grade 2bh
>>53453834
>she will never visit my flyover state
JUST
>>53453803
>tfw never ever
>>53453895
>wiping your own asses
Well there's one tripfag who falls into that category
>>53453878
>I'm planning on helping kids with disabilities
oh, no i believe you *wink wink* *nudge nudge*, you want to help them. right out of there tiny,poo-stained disney princess undies. you sick fuck. smart move going for the disabled ones though, they can't tell on you or run away.
>>53453878
I thought they took assburgers out of the DSM. surprised they're still using that term
okay buds
>>53453925
i peaked at birth
>>53453919
are you really asking this guy for sex advice right now?
>>53453920
Good luck.
>>53453426
I don't have her ass shot... could go either way I suppose, but I choose to believe it's fantastic.
Also, fatties.That is all.
>>53453946
DSM-5 removes it as a separate diagnosis, but I am not surprised to see continued usage of the term, and there's also the other book.
Which I forgot the name of, but I believe is the standard in Sweden for instance.
>>53453879
This is 4chan.
I've seen many things, many I liked, many I did not like. Some that were confusing.
We share here anon.
>>53453998
Bored desu so yeah it might turn into something entertaining
>>53453983
I never piqued
>>53453919
>just jam your thumb onto a girls clit
I feel like I get what you're saying but your wording makes it sound so violent. Just gently rub it man, you don't have to "jam" anything. If the word "jam" is in your sexual vocabulary that's a bad sign.
Let's assume you're doing missionary, just put your hand down there and give her a rub while you're sliding in and out. This also works well when she's on top because when one hand's on her waist guiding her the other can be rubbing her off.
>>53453898
>>53453998
>everyone'should be as awful at sex as I am
Tell me what's wrong with my advice then guys.
>>53454125
One example would be lagertha from the show vikings.
>>53454134
Wow, she's still alive.
Could i pass as local in you're country??
>>53454276
>>/soc/
>>53454276
ayy lmao
I have the urge to describe these kids
I'll give them fake names
Terrance: short kid, white hair, he always talks like a mafia member, he loves 5 nights at Freddys and Call of duty. He constantly looks out the door as the "normal" kids walk through the halls
Dawson: tall, fat kid, who likes to do shifty accents. Noone in the class likes him. I noticed he was wearing a Mario shirt *with food stains and cat hair on it. I asked him about his favorite video games. He responded in a Russian accent. He then asked me if I liked creepy pastas.
Jack: Skinny Mexican kid, plays basketball, he gets on everyone's nerves.
Zack: cool kid desu. Average height, muscular, he does mma apparently, he speaks German and Spanish. He also knows some Japanese. I overheard him talking to a 7/10 girl about gundam. Apparently that girl is his gf.
George: neckbeard, held back twice, wore a troll face shirt and loves rage comics.
Sam: Overweight kid who wants to join Delta Force. He is cringy obsessed with the army and hates Muslims and apparently drew a picture of him killing them.
George #2: quiet kid, smells weird.
Maria: skinny girl who likes rap and deathcore. She's often hanging with Zack and they joke around.
Noah: really religious kid. He constantly brings it up.
I'm with these kids for 2 months.
Pray for me.
>>53454216
>If the word "jam" is in your sexual vocabulary that's a bad sign.
You must have sex with the most boring women imaginable.
>>53454276
No.
>>53454276
you posted it to many fucking times
STOP
>>53454035
Thanks senpai
>>53454276
I have a similar shirt
>>53454392
zack sounds like a cool guy to hang with, desu
>>53454232
warrior women are hella sexy
>>53454461
He's really nice too. He asked me about myself and he gives out compliments.
>>53454392
you hittin maria yet?
>>53454392
>Jack
Is he a chinky mestizo or a swarthy caucasian?
i'm off to watch college sports
>>53454517
you get him to suck you off yet? or maybe you wanna suck him off? i dunno no judgement man.
>>53454527
No. I think she likes Zachary desu.
>>53454531
Tan Caucasian
>>53454562
He's 8/10 desu. I don't swing that way tho
>>53454597
you're getting let zachary horn in on your bitch? you need to knock him the fuck out and tear that ass out.
>>53454216
>crickets
Glad you virgins fucked off.
>>53454597
>unabashed pedophiles on 4chan have returned
>>53454636
She's too emo for me. Also Zack could fuck me up.
>>53454655
She's 18. She's graduating this year
>>53454695
>she's 18
hurry.the fuck.up she's never going to get more attractive. fuck the emo out of her! or back into her, it really all depends on if she consents.
>>53454681
Delet this now, you sick fucker.
>>53454681
groty
>>53454681
Photoshop you've gone too far this time.
>>53454734
Bruh. She's a good student. She's got a bright future. I don't want to ruin it. Besides I like a girl at my college
>>53454757
>>53454774
>>53454782
fags.
>>53454640
your advice was shit. everyone understands what a clitoris is and that women enjoy it when you rub them.
>>53454844
>everyone understands what a clitoris is and that women enjoy it when you rub them.
Just don't "jam your thumb in it"
>>53454844
my hacker friend is tracking your IP right now you piece of shit
>>53453213
I bet you prefer a skinny no-features twink that reminds you of an 8 year old?
>>53454844
>can't make a girl cum
Apparently not you.
But keep posting dick clits if that makes you feel better.
>>53454216
>you don't have to "jam" anything. If the word "jam" is in your sexual vocabulary that's a bad sign.
>>53454757
>>53454774
>>53454782
what's going on here?
>>53454844
>saves tranny porn
>calling other people fags
dohohoho
ffukc i didn't check for a new thread
>>53453639
>>53454954
get back to /d/ and stay there
Can one of you set me up with a qt black Yank girlfriend please?
>>53454954
Hope you get banned. Maybe then you'll have time to work on pleasuring women.
>>53454984
/cum/ isnt a gf delivery service, nigel
>>53455004
>>53454981
calm down, bruh.
>>53453785
She's stated many times she's into butch women and dark skinned refugees because they put her in her place and call her a dirty slut ;)
>>53454984
sent
>>53455044
THIS CANT BE REAL
getting lots of lake-effect snow and wind tonight lads
think I'm gonna gear up and go for a walk through the woods and pretend I'm a survivalist
>>53455101
It isn't.
>>53455126
same here
Was freezing as hell earlier now it's slightly above zero
Why is Putin so based?
>>53455126
ny?
>>53455044
Is she the long lost Queen of the Swedes or something?
She fits every single /int/ meme, and I especially fucking lost it when she was going on about Islam a week or so ago
>>53455032
Oh OK, just thought I'd ask :3
>>53455080
Thank you :3
>>53454943
no problem, glocks are near indestructible and will last a few generations
>>53455006
i assume that's what they were called before being gobbled up by the national monopoly
>>53455161
the heat in my house went out tb honest
>>53455165
>mfw poopootin is 5'7
post it /cum/
>>53455165
Everyone should be based lad.
>>53455538
Near your 2013/14 dot iirc.
>>53455161
-9 earlier today, and there was a fire alarm pulled in my building fuck the cold
>>53455165
because he suffers from a sever case of napoleon complex
>>53455538
>Leaning left economically
>>53453079
Her thighs look like the La Brea Tar Pit.
>>53453106
Just because you wouldn't not smash that doesn't mean it's attractive. A butt needs form, and not the kind of waveform you'd clock in an oscilloscope.
>>53455585
>by a smudge
>>53455565
Hey, didn't you say you'd vote for SD in that swecuck thread? :^)
>>53455538
Oh wait, no, I remember now.
PERSONAL LIBERTY YES
>>53455538
>>53455746
I did.
Eating a sandwich lads
>>53455999
checked
SOURCE ON OP PIC NOW!!!!!!!
>>53455999
ordered a burger
>>53455763
>still leaning left economically
>>53455808
>Authoritarianism
Literally why?
>>53456077
Yup, and I make no apologies for that.
>>53456084
>>53456107
SWEDEN
YES
>>53456131
>An American being anti-freedom
You should be shot like a traitor.
>>53456084
Because people are dumb as shit and will rot away if left to their own devices.
>>53456146
Enjoy being told how to live your life, I guess.
>>53456146
survival of the fitness bubs
>>53455915
Yeah, sorry, I only caught it after it was archived. Is SD closer to anarcho-syndicalist opinion than our 2-party political environment or do you just fear for your physical safety in a country of reckless humanitarianism and systemized guilt?
>>53456077
>being anywhere near right economically
kill yourself.
>>53456146
Basically this
Without a strong hand to guide them people are lost and a nation is weak
>>53456141
>Getting shot for different opinions
and im the bad guy
>>53456107
>make no apologies for that.
sw*des
>>53456206
>supporting the only economic system that actually works
>bad
>>53456261
>support state capitalism
>good
kill yourself.
>>53456192
I fear further strain on the welfare system, increasing crime, and the continuation of a serious housing crisis.
The swedish immigration system is a complete failure, and SD is the only part I can vote for that would represent a vote against the current system.
I need to do further research into all the parties prior to my voting, but I don't believe they are anarcho-syndicalists or anything. I believe they are sort of centre-left economically.
>>53456241
You're the one who wants the authoritarian state. Only fair that you be punished in an authoritarian manner :3
>>53456270
no YOU kill YOURself
>>53455538
>>53456317
No seriously, slit your throat take the American with you.
>>53456300
>Wanting Authority = Authoritarian State
>Swedish """""Intellectuals"""""
>>53456370
Explain authoritarianism in the absence of authoritarian statism.
We talking mafias, or what exactly here?
>>53456326
>all the way left economically
What are you doing, I will fucking kill you, git out of the USA now, git out git out
reminder
>>53456358
hahaha please tell me you're only being ironically that angry you little weenie
>>53456405
a strong state government senpai
>>53456458
No dude, just do it.
>>53456503
Soooo, authoritarian statism?
feelings
>>53456532
look bud, i know you've been feeling blue and have been thinking about ending it all lately, but theres no need to project those feelings onto strangers on the internet
>>53456222
But how do you suppose an authoritarian system would work in a country that disposed of its landed elite? The Medicis never had to grovel for public approval.
>>53456300
>I fear further strain on the welfare system, increasing crime, and the continuation of a serious housing crisis.
Housing crisis? You mean the bill in the Riksdag to convert residential garages to immigrant apartments never passed?
>I need to do further research into all the parties prior to my voting, but I don't believe they are anarcho-syndicalists or anything. I believe they are sort of centre-left economically.
Yeah, there must be some way to consolidate SD's general sentiment with a party image that doesn't alienate the Swedish left-leaning public. But I don't know anything about politics over there.
>>53456636
Take my advice """bud"""', just end it. This country would be a better place without retards like you around. I'm
>>53456639
We restore the aristocracy
>>53456566
sure sven if you can only think in absolutes, i mean weak federal government and strong state government
>>53453079
>she sent this to someone and it wasnt you
>>53456659
>being this mad because you're stoopid
>>53456659
easy there tiger
>>53456662
We're probably there already. I don't own a fedora but I do think our democracy is more of a ceremonial thing than a practical democracy.
>>53456779
It worked well before. The country is far too large for a functioning republic now, though.
I heard this general is full of faggots
I sure hope so :3
>>53456917
There's nothing gay about giving your friends a hand
>>53456917
fuck off we're full
>>53456917
nope, no gays here
we all like vaginas here... right guys?
>>53456847
It did give us a nifty anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPlQS1pzHdA
Imo, the better anthem.
>>53456960
Make me
>>53456917
sissy swiss boys
>>53456917
there is nothing gay about liking dudes
>>53456988
If the USA were overtly fascist, I feel like this should be the anthem.
Did someone just say BUNDA?
ask anything to a native from the land of bundas.
>>53456917
only at certain times
>>53457063
Why are you in my general?
>>53456989
Leave you stupid fucking proxy
>>53457063
will you post some bunda?
>>53457063
Is southern Brazil actually "white" or is it just the memes?
>>53456917
Which area of Switzerland do you live in? What's your primary language?
>>53457063
is it summer or winter there
whatcha listening to boys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2GemaJPTuY
>>53457063
how hard would it be for an americunt to get a wife in bundaland
>>53457102
Southern hemisphere, anon. Summer.
>>53457077
>proxy
Nice meme
>>53457018
Agreed
>>53457075
What times so I uhm know what time to avoid, yeah
>>53457018
t.gay
sneeeeek eater
>>53457123
lots of gay anime posting in a few hours
i'm so full of hate
>>53457107
Good taste, that whole album is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvrMQD_SGj0
>>53457153
>>53457178
not gay when I do it desu
>>53457122
Not necessarily
cum lol
Now that the worst event of 2016 is already out of the way, the rest of the year is looking pretty good! We can't go any lower than the day we lost Bowie.
listened to so david bowie for basically the first time since the dude is now dead
its not really that good
>>53457280
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just post. Oh, and we all know the way you post. The "epic" Australian, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click submit that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a North American general on /int/. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "CUM, LOL!." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>53457280
Do ozzies drink foster's or is it just a export beer?
>>53457299
same. Ive listened to a bunch of his albums on YT over and over again and they just dont click for me
>>53455538
okay here
>>53456639
>Housing crisis?
I mean that the queue time to get an apartment, rented directly from a company, and not second hand... Is measured in years.
4 of them at the earliest in my city.
>>53456673
It's still an authoritarian government. It doesn't solve the root problem of restriction of individual liberty.
>>53457297
I believe in the eternal recurrence; Bowie will be alive again in a few billion years and making new music.
https://cartridge1.bandcamp.com/track/carnage
>>53457419
a small strong government is more suited to represent its people better therefore the illusion of restriction of liberties is less than a powerful federal government
>>53453079
that picture is truly disgusting
>>53457095
South Region, Brazil
Data from 2008:
White (European, Caucasian) 78.65%
Brown (Multiracial) 16.98%
Black (African) 3.50%
Yellow (Asian) 0.49%
Red (Amerindian) 0.31%
Undeclared 0.06%
Do note it's based on self-declaration, but if anything people would benefit more from self-declaring black/brown as that can provide you with government aid in the form of priority in scholarships and what not.
While I'm in /cum/ I'd like to ask: how likely am I to be kidnapped, raped, tortured and killed by the cartels as a tourist in Mexico? Any areas I should avoid at all costs?
>>53454276
Yes.
>>53457447
He didn't actually die. He just had to go to his home world, and they made up his death to cover it up.
>>53457379
I don't drink alcohol f a m so I wouldn't know
/cudm/ when?
>>53457508
>d
what
>>53457478
low test beta spotted
>>53457517
obesity is not high test tbqhwy
>>53457517
that just sounds like unconditional surrender to fat chicks
can't even blame you
>>53457419
That's abysmal. How the hell did you get in? Do you live with your in-laws?
>>53457492
If you don't drink alcohol, what's your analgesic for the tedium of day-to-day life?
>>53457478
I agree
>>53457551
Video games, 4chan, crying myself to sleep
>>53457584
now imagine how much more fun that would all be if you did it drunk
>>53457515
dixie
>>53457591
that sounds even more depressing
>>53457551
>How the hell did you get in?
I flew? After arrival I applied for a residence and work permit on the grounds of being married to a Swedish citizen. Approval took one year.
> Do you live with your in-laws?
Unfortunately yes. We're having a hard time finding a place.
Hopefully I start working soon and we can just go the route of paying more to maybe get what we want, maybe.
>>53457591
sounds awful
>>53457517
