Smiley edition
crayon pop
>gif
fuck off
where did these fucking smileys come from
charli lads
doing a sigh at anything but classic simpsons on channel 4
i do not have a girlfriend
ama
goyim
it's the motherfucking D R E
DR DRE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!
chekc em
moz
>>53434043
Germany, idiot
no idea how they're still exporting these things after all these years
>lionel messi isn't the best player in the world
>>53434043
www.free-smiley.de
Kyary
>>53434051
fucking hell
>>53434043
it's a forced meme by an autist
>>53434097
but why
Look, yes it's sad that someone died, but David Bowie was a homosexual, so I have no sympathy for him
>>53434095
football is literally the easiest sport
poured myself a whisky
>>53434095
the man kicked the ball
why is my room so cold
>>53433899
Did you know that yanks don't have rice with chilli?
>Women winning ball kick awards
Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fort-
>>53434051
spoiler this hog
>>53434001
When people gloat about multiculturalism and diversity, what exactly are they bragging about? They're bragging, but who are they bragging to? I don't get it. It's like it's just a brain dead exercise of parroting buzzwords without actually understanding what they are doing.
The only arguments they can come up with is "cuisine" (a word to basically make dirty curry shops sound like high end aristocratic Parisian dining).
*schemes*
>>53434149
what do you have it with?
>>53434001
He is looking at the ball
kpop t͏bh fa͏m
>>53434097
http://www.free-smiley-faces.de/
has even more
I'm an obese lunk and I wear a rimmed hat
>>53434144
Draught windows m8. Maybe an air vent?
>>53434136
>>53434143
t. overweight anime fans
>>53434076
Go away Grandad
>>53434097
Virus do not click
the normies need to leave
>>53434174
>but who are they bragging to?
all their progressive mates, hoping for progressive brownie points
>>53434129
Bowie had a son, that son directed Moon.
Ben, how's business?
>>53434129
also, how very irresponsible. he had a 15 yo
>>53434233
Jesus Christ
>did the man kick the ball?
>>53434221
>>53434095
>I watch sports
>>53434051
phwoar
I once met an brit at a bar, we were so sarcastic it transcended normal human limits. I ended up not knowing if we were friends or if we were having an argument. Such was the level of bantz. Thinking about it still makes me anxious to this day.
>>53434221
the world saw through your """""sport""""" when 7-1 happened
*commits usury*
>>53434207
fucking hell i do actually have a vent
why did i never think of that
>>53434252
Only 4 cocks today.
Did the Japanese lesbian kick the ball?
How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
There's snow on the mountain lads.
communism is the best system
>I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
>>53434351
nice proxy sara
>>53434296
>see a fellow brit in a bar in aus
>he hasn't been back in over 20 years
>he was telling me about cockney reds and how great London was
>call him a rasheed and walk out
*conspires*
>>53434332
very good, seeing her tomorrow
>>53434332
Found one that might be interested, still testing the water
>>53434176
Lincoln yank? How have you been in Britain for years and you don't know that we eat chilli with rice?
What, do you think we actually have cornbread too?
>>53434326
so, booming?
unbelievable
so sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7SouU3ECpU
>>53434406
TINY FLAG
>>53434332
Irish Liverpol fan
>Bf material
*swipes*
depressed beyond belief
>>53434424
what the fuck is cornbread?
>>53434464
*financially supports all parties of a war*
C A R A
A
R
A
>>53434407
>>53434414
good lads
>>53434457
Where's UKIP?
>>53434296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN4QS8nL6bY
>>53434332
>>53434471
why are the irish so obsessed with liverpool
>>53434457
london even doesn't have the excuse of being poor for voting labour, it's literally that filled with pakis
>>53434362
kek
>>53434457
yfw 'coalburners' come from the same places
>>53434517
1 (one) seat
>>53434475
same
when did yours start
live 5 minutes from an offy lads this is great
>>53434475
Go for a run
>>53434514
dreaded valentines day is nearing though
>>53434487
ur nan
>>53434332
not great
>>53434457
absolute madness
>>53434233
>Being anti-nuclear power
>>53434517
ukip? UKIP!?
me on the right
>>53434557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
>>53434522
Do you not know where scousers come from?
>shilling for refugees on the Balon D'or
*changes channel*
im a gummy bear
oh yes im a gummy bear
gummy gummy gummy bear
>That's right, I do post shitty smiley gifs
just caught my gf putting a needle through my condoms
>>53434509
good post
>>53434617
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>>53434541
been unhappy as long as i can remember
serious depression started about 6 years ago (27 now)
Thought the lads at work were taking the piss when they told me Bowie died
Wish the reaper would've took me instead 2bh
>>53434605
council houses
>>53434351
alri aisha
*extracts money from US to support Israeli state*
>>53434587
Looking good Dave
>>53434617
this is a nightmare of mine
>>shilling for refugees on the Balon D'or
>*changes channel*
Poleaboo is going to check out the femdom manga releases over the last 9 months (hopefully some new MAME)
>>53434406
these dubs are wrong at a time when shitposting is going on
I fingered a bird and she shit down my arm..
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jan/11/hobbies-happier-gardening-bird-watching-stroking-cat
>>53434663
Get a vasectomy like me then
>>53434652
giz a plaster i have a cut doc
>>53434616
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA POOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOO
>>53434646
actually laughed
good job
>>53434051
Fucking nice lad
>>53434647
looks dead inside
>>53434647
want to absolutely own this babe's means of production
>>53434487
Yank bread made with corn. I tried it once, it's actually more cake than bread. It's way too sweet to eat for dinner.
>>53434617
>Using johnnies with your girlfriend
wew
>>53434332
>>53434076
Gonna be distraught when he dies lad
>>53434171
this
>>53434692
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>>53434697
>tfw love gardening, classical music and other old man things
>>53434647
Her arm looks like a boomerang
>>53434704
>>53434689
*shadily acquires wealth*
>fedora posting going into overdrive when the normies are home
hmmmm, so it was the normies polluting the thread all along, hmmm, this is susprising.............
>the year is 2050
>Germant is still struggling with its "refugee" crisis
>economy is tanking
>civil unrest everywhere
>Gerabia, a new nation formed in South Germant, population of 12 million descendants of Mulsim "refugees", is celebrating its 10th year of independence
>the year is 2050
>China, having no "refugee" crisis, is free to advance scientifically and economically
>the twentieth anniversary of their first Martian settlement is coming up
>millions of Chinese already living on Mars
>the year is 2050
>America still the number one economy
>many Europeans have fled here after it became clear that Europe was never going to be the same
>number one economy
>colonizing andromeda at this point after discovering wormhole technology
>the year is 2050
>Britian has abolished the monarchy after too many kings in a row instead of queens
>debates over whether or not Britons should add a seperate Pakistani monarchy to help the immigrants feel closer to home
>every ethnic Briton male must serve mandatory duty away from Britain
>all British females by law will required to carry and brith at least two Pakistani children for every one ethnic British person, because the ethnic Brits still are a majority, and majorities are rascit
>every married British woman who marries a British man is given one Pakistani boyfriend by law on their wedding night, so they can freely mate with him
>>53434766
2,1
can't believe people actually lurk this shit
>>53434774
same desu. can't think of a worse death. especially because all the lefties will be throwing parties
>>53434819
>>many Europeans have fled here after it became clear that Europe was never going to be the same
would if america wasnt so anti forst worlders
>>53434332
Can we not go for a different liverpool player this year la?
>>53434818
why aren't emoji's intergrated into browsers by now? baka
This cunt walks up to you in the pub and slaps ye gf's arse. Wot do?
>>53434858
should move on to a different club
i see the the degenerate hipsters are out again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O3B7m7244o
>>53434833
Don't steal my occasional gimmick you fucking nonce
Reading cute manga
>>53434868
pull out my shotgun and shot him in self defense
>>53434868
that's called a high five lad
>>53434819
t. Pedro Chan
>>53434858
good shout actually, I'll post a different one later
Onto Shrek the Third lads
>>53434854
That'll all change when the savior is elected
>>53434819
FOY
*commits war crimes*
>>53434868
>implying I have a gf
>implying I go to pubs
>implying I drink
>>53434899
gay
>>53434868
Tell him guns are illegal and phone the police
That will teach the cunt
>>53434868
Unsheathe my butter knife
>>53434858
Bob isn't handsome enough
>>53434954
Yes it is
>>53434191
photoshopped to hell dog
starting that making a murderer thing
>>53434913
A reminder that Trump is an ira donor and has British blood on his hands.
>>53434332
Still haven't managed to seduce Cara.
>>53434984
DROP IT GET ON THE GROUND NOW BIN THAT KNIFE
>>53434868
so long as he doesn't spill my tuborg we're square
>>53434868
slap his arse back that cheeky minx, maybe a light squeeze as well
>>53434999
thats because shes my gf runt
>>53434939
you forgot to change your name to Hamas
unironically prefer wanking to black girls than I do any other race of girl
>>53434998
why is trump so amazing?
>>53435007
*triple somersalts over you*
*decapitates you with the force of a thousand suns*
"nothin personell"
>>53435039
Do you say wank out loud irl?
>>53434998
All the more reason to vote for him, 2bh.
http://strawpoll.me/6511253/
http://strawpoll.me/6511253/
http://strawpoll.me/6511253/
>>53434998
this 2bh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2ZPcPHJAno
>>53435082
your spelt personal wrong
>>53435096
no. I don't say any word for masturbation out loud
gf just sent me this lads
>>53435161
fuck off nonce
>>53435033
Then I must beat in a battle to the death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SK0cUNMnMM
need a yank to vocaroo "I'm a yank doing a wank"
>I take strawpolls very seriously and always take my time considering which answer best reflects my opinions instead of picking the most banterous option
>>53435082
*calls in PC police and SAS forces*
*turn around and see the SAS dont fill the diversity quota of 50% minorities*
*start to shake uncontrollably and stutter*
*heart ruptures
*dies screaming in agony*
>>53435135
no lad, you just made it personal
>>53435135
you spelled spelt rong
>>53434998
isn't it a known fact that the us government donates to terrorists anyway? God I HATE the yank government...
>shrek movies after the second one
so so bad
how do you think you will die?
me? car crash
>>53435036
*demands reparations for shoah*
>>53435225
>I hate the yank government (HATE IT)
>>53434998
Based Trump
8 years please
>>53434998
Scumbag piece of shit.
>>53435249
a broken heart
>>53435249
I'm going to fall off of something or some sort of organ failure
>>53435246
ngl first one is pretty shit, remember it being a lot better. Second one is alright though.
>why is trump so amazing
>>53434998
Can you briefly do a tl;dr on this guy and why?
I'm reading about him now and it says he supported the peace process and got the IRA militants to stop violence in 2005, on the other hand it says he might be connected to a kidnapping and murder in 1972 but was shown not guilty in court. England > Ireland btw.
>leona lewis at ballon dor
pffftt
>>53435249
killed valiantly fighting against hordes of saracens to defend Zion and the people of Israel
>>53435225
Just a bit of banter lad
>>53435249
Aids
>>53435249
A hail of gunfire in the uprising
>>53435320
he had literally the best life ever
prove me wrong
>>53435360
alri danny
>>53435201
*resurrected by the ancestor spirits of yore*
*The multicultural hordes stand in awe of the miraculous event*
*send surges of omnipotent energy forth, decimating their ranks*
*ascend to space to achieve godhood*
*bend the cosmos to my will*
>>53435097
>I support a terrorist murderer
refugees? more like RAPEfugees lol
>>53435334
>ngl first one is pretty shit
>not liking
SOMEBODY
>>53435197
lads it's time you knew something
the reason you all think fedoras are associated with silly people is because the jews are controlling you with mind control satellites
the fedora is the perfect material and shape to disrupt the hateful jewbeams, which is why wearers report feelings of euphoria and elevated intelligence
spread the word, fedoras are literally the only way to defeat the lizard people and their jewish puppets - PHYFF3R [information is freedom]
KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE KEEP BLEEDING I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE
>tfw no 15 ft gf to smash your dick to pieces
>>53435249
probs cancer tbH
>>53435387
>betas doing anything except taking their meagre lot and resigning to being bitchmode for life
>>53435249
drug overdose probably combo of benzos+opiates+booze
is the FUT market going to crash tonight
>>53435423
Yank-tier post tbf.
I'll post a cara to make up for it.
>>53435097
>funds pro-mass immigration militant socialist murderers
>"all the more reason to vote for him"
>>53435404
the ira were freedom fighters ya twat
watching some old bangbros stuff with this milf redhead called neesa
>>53435496
>>funds pro-mass immigration militant socialist murderers
you mean the Clintons?
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcV1UpZAWAc
>>53435249
in my bed, surrounded by my loving family
>>53435404
A brit trying to take the moral high ground about supporting terrorism is fucking hilarious 2bh
>get called in for suspected plagiarism
>explain that it's impossible for me to copy a classmate's work since I literally have no friends
>the look of pity on their face when they allow me to leave
I want to kill myself
>tfw no roy cropper bf to dip his balls in the beans and make you lick it off
>>53435033
>>53434999
ummmmmmmm??? *scoffs* she's taken by a real man, move along little boys...
so you know the road well
but you never can tell
you've got to be wise
you could be surprised
get seen by traffic
morning and night
BBBBRRRAAAAP
BLUT BLUT
rate my freestyle lads
>>53435485
I miss spending stupid amounts of money buying coins on 15
>>53435549
>be americunts
>fund al-quaeda to fight USSR
>end up fighting al-quaeda
toppest kek well done lads
>>53435564
no no no nooooooooo
>>53435542
>loving family
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>>53435549
ARE YOU TAKING THE MORAL FOOKING HIGH GROUND
>>53435560
hahahahaha
why are brits so bro tier?
>>53435560
>tfw English teacher said my shakespeare essay was plagiarised
was fuming at the time 2bh
>>53435564
extremely funny post
Literally just got home
Why can't spastics stop crashing on the motorway?
Literally stuck this morning and stuck just then because morons feel the need to smash into walls and off of people
>>53435632
its over
>>53435560
That isn't even a real fucking problem m8, go make some friends if you feel like this
>>53435632
IT'S OVER, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
What does FONT mean, lads?
>lads it's time you knew something
>the reason you all think fedoras are associated with silly people is because the jews are controlling you with mind control satellites
>the fedora is the perfect material and shape to disrupt the hateful jewbeams, which is why wearers report feelings of euphoria and elevated intelligence
>spread the word, fedoras are literally the only way to defeat the lizard people and their jewish puppets - PHYFF3R [information is freedom]
>>53435642
>bro
FOY
>>53435097
And this is why I will always hate Americans. No memes, I genuinely hate you for what you have done.
DAVID BOWIE DEAD LADS
FUCK
NOOOO
IM CRYING RIGHT NOW TBBH
>plagiarised loads
>still haven't been caught
