/Balt+AusNZ/ cuck edition
shit thread
bin a finn
shit edition
lads?
>>53423583
>>53423586
>>53423635
>>53423424
Why the high suicide rate lad?
n i c e
https://sauktiniai.kam.lt/
>tfw your name is on the list
>Lithuanian citizens
http://www.delfi.lv/news/national/criminal/lietuvas-pilsoni-uzdodas-par-latvenergo-darbiniekiem-un-apzog-sirmgalvjus-latvija.d?id=46931803
>>53423656
woah
>>53423834
but they all look like they're from some southern region of russia imho
>>53423883
Gypsies
>>53423772
Me too, any real tips how to dodge it??
>>53424014
Say that you are gay.
>>53424014
cuck
9 months ain't that much fąm
There's a spider on the curtain. I think I'll let him pass.
>>53424114
capture it and train it to scare girls
>>53424114
offer it fish and chips, register the response
>>53424106
>9 months ain't that much fąm
FOR YOU
would really appreciate tips on dodging lads, thanks
>>53424114
Build him his dream house and then burn it down in front of him
>>53423772
Is that the flight plan for big guys?
>>53424334
claim you are autist/psychotic person/insane
act like you're retarded while on medical inspection
fuck up your health
>>53424334
>>53424403
Or arrive at medical inspection drunk as fuck
You will fail and everyone else have great lels
>>53424403
I've graduated university already, cant claim I'm stupid
Is there any document stating medical problems restrictions. I have to wear glasses at all times, had slight back and heart problems. Can drop my weight easily to be severely underweight too.
>>53424334
Say you're gay and piss in bed. These two disqualify individually, if you say you do both surely it can't fail. Also you might need to start sucking dicks and pissing in the bed just to prove it.
>>53424334
>>53424403
>>53424503
>>53424637
>>53424720
>>53424720
>Say you're gay
does it really work, i mean i can say it, its only words after all ... :^)
>>53424148
>>53424299
>>53424372
Thank you for the (You). I'll give you a (You) back, chaps.
>>53424800
It doesn't work. At least here it doesn't.
>>53424800
You might have to suck a dick desu.
>>53424637
>I've graduated university already, cant claim I'm stupid
who /conscripted/ here
>>53423660
>Be Lithuanian
>Live in Lithuania
That's it. I lived there for two months, any longer and I'd probably Robin Williams'd myself too
>>53424800
>>53424874
All I could find was that one doctor that performs the medical tests for conscripts publicly said that gays shouldn't serve, no other records.
>>53424747
ROFL!
>>53424997
http://www.boredpanda.com/army-men-portraits-lithuanian-draft-conscription-neringa-rekasiute-beata-tiskevic-hasanova/
>>53423772
What's the list for
>>53425151
/conscript/
>>53425151
just banter
Dear Lithuanian Friends,
Your 14 powerful portraits of men expressing their feelings towards conscription service proved to be really powerful, but perhaps not in a way you envisioned.
We are both small, freedom-loving nations living in a dangerous neighborhood. It is only our determination, our love of freedom and our way of life, for our home and the dear ones that can uphold the peace and the freedom for us and our children. To this end, it is essential to be ready and determined to defend our freedom.
The Estonian Defense League is a voluntary military organization consisting of people like me and you, of people who have chosen to spend part of their time on serving their country. We learn and train to then shed our uniforms and continue our lives as teachers, drivers, lawyers, architects, etc. We believe the best response to the powers feeding on fear and aggression is to be prepared, and then go on with our lives.
We have taken these 16 portraits to support you and say: you do not have to be a gun nut, you do not need to prove your manliness, an assault rifle or a grenade launcher does not have to give you boners. You just have to love freedom!
Lauri and Kaupo, on behalf of our friends, the citizens of Estonia, and members of the Defense League.
>>53425151
conscription
I need to go back to Lithuania for this bullshit.
6 months of uni left and I'm finished with it, but noooo, gotta get conscripted.
Why the fuck do they need a shortsighted -10 both eye vision dude...
>>53425210
don't go.
what are they gonna do, kidnap you?
>>53425201
>http://www.boredpanda.com/army-mandatory-military-service-portrait-photography-no-tears-kaupo-kikkas/
>>53425210
Can't you tell them that?
>>53425044
haha this shit is literally banter suicide
>>53425201
>voluntary
keyword here
>>53425210
LIDF :DDD
>>53425175
>>53425197
>>53425204
I see
Why's it such a bad thing to be conscripted
It's not like Lithuania is actually at war with anyone, or will be at war with anyone in the foreseeable future
>Inb4 Russia
I've recently considered applying for the Army Reserve
You get paid like $3500 a year and It only takes up 2 weeks of the year and 1 weekend every month, you get all the military discounts and you get good work experience
So... anyone else's catalogue been fucking up for a week or so?
>>53425333
But what if I can earn $24000 minimum a year instead by staying here? I need that money.
>>53425333
Because you get paid below minimum wage to work your ass of for 9 months. And then 2 weeks every few years for the rest of your life.
>>53425390
No, what's happening to yours?
>>53425390
Nope. What up?`
>>53425333
Because its a mandatory service in a free country.
I'll be 1/100 of a motivated professional soldier, literally useless
>>53425210
If your eyesight is really that bad you probably won't pass medical. Sucks having to fly back here just to be told that though. I think you can apply for like 10euro compensation.
>>53425403
>>53425411
>>53425434
>>53425403
I agree It is pretty fucked that It's coming in without any warning, there should have been several years notice If they're going to bring it back
>>53425201
Post your assault rifles and grenade launchers
>>53425455
A whooping 10 euros.
Also checked
>>53425411
>>53425455
>>53425455
wew 10 euro.
>>53425480
Fuck those crybabies.
They could have put me on the list after studies, not during. Only 6 fucking months until my top level computer shit diploma.
>>53425480
WE WUZ INJUNS AND SHIIEET
>>53425210
>Why the fuck do they need a shortsighted -10 both eye vision dude...
I used to have shitty eyesight, it got much better now, can I still fake it to be super shit? Like making new strong glasses and failing the eye test. They have that eye machine though.
>>53425511
To be fair a diploma in such field is worth shit, the uni is only for networking. A diploma in this field won't land you a job. T. Experience.
>>53425630
You could pretend to be slightly mentally disturbed and bam, you're out.
Nobody wants a potential Full Metal Jacket bathroom scene.
>>53425511
You probably haven't been following this shit so I'll tell you what little I know myself. Because you're studying in Britain the ministry probably didn't have any info about your studies. I'm finishing my master's in half a year too and I'm not in the list. You might need to send them documents or something to prove you're still in uni.
Can we make this as our new flag?
>>53425682
>You could pretend to be slightly mentally disturbed and bam, you're out.
>Nobody wants a potential Full Metal Jacket bathroom scene.
that wouldn't be too far from the truth also
what would be handy to see is some guidelines for the medical test, what are the weight limits and so on
>>53425480
Pure Lithuanian genes
>>53425413
>>53425429
It's showing me threads in order of number of posts it has, rather than how recently it has been posted in.
>>53425044
"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here! Next to me!"
>>53425828
Whoops. And now I just realised how to change it back. All good lads.
>>53425715
Yeah, thought something like that would work. Hopefully.
>>53425678
I understand what you mean but I'm too stupid right now to reply properly.
>>53425828
Check this middle one.
>>53425860
>>53425903
Forgot my image anyway, waheyy
4am
>>53425973
I disagree. In 5 minutes, it will be 2AM.
16:56
literally crying because you have to shave your faggot hair, trim your fartsniffer mustache and get in better shape than a pregnant woman
hipsters pls
>>53424334
Just fucking do it.
T. 385 days of conscription
>>53426011
I disagree, in 3 minutes it will be 5PM
>>53426011
>shitnee
>>53426058
Now I don't know what to believe.
desu we should reinstate mandatory conscription
>>53426097
What? The time is the same in any city in the ACT, NSW, Victoria and Tasmania. I could be from any one of the hundreds of cities that have 2AM as their time.
>>53426058
17:00 was the time you were looking for mister hamburgerslut
>>53426170
I never understand your meme timezones desu
screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>53426200
Seitsemäntoista nolla nolla?
>>53426259
>juut
Kas su koht mitte kaminasse ei kuulu? :^)
>>53424334
If you want to dodge service then 9/10 times you will succeed.
>>53426316
shut the fuck up inbred slav
>>53426257
It's pretty simply during winter
But WA, NT and QLD don't recognise daylight savings so during summer It gets all fucked
At the moment It's
+11 GMT: NSW, ACT, Vic, Tas
+10.5 GMT: SA
+10: QLD
>9.5: NT
>8: WA
The people who think QLD should have daylight savings are fucked
The sun doesn't set until 7:30pm in South East Queensland anyway, why the FUCK would I want the sun to still be up at 8:30pm
>>53426264
shaventeen hundred charlie tango zulu rover out xDDD do you copy rover out xDDDDD
>>53426257
It's the same as any timezone besides the state which is close enough to the equator to not give a shit about DST.
fugg, i am not rover, i am eagle kek :DD eagle to nest, eagle to nest over...
>>53426320
pls give tips on how to succeed 10/10
>>53426341
Ma võin sinu jaoks ahju ka sooja panna. :P
>>53426257
East coast (Vic, QLD, NSW, ACT & Tas) have the same time, central (NT and SA) have same time, and west (WA) has it's own time. Not that hard,and it makes sense because we're quite a wide country.
HOWEVER, the tricky part comes in with daylight savings. WA, NT and QLD don't observe daylight savings. This means that SA and NT then have different times during daylight savings, and QLD has a different time than the rest of the east coast during daylight savings. Pretty shitty, desu
Also, it looks like >>53426355 explained it before I could reply. Oh well.
me and the gf
>>53426429
Find the law which regulates medical procedures and read which conditions disqualify.
>>53426468
>:P
are you fucking fourteen or something lmao
>>53426516
Otsusta nüüd ära, konksnina. :D
>>53426355
>>53426383
>>53426471
>be Australian
>make informative posts
What is the world coming to?
>>53426509
this.
>>53426429
if you're smart enough you'll find the thing that you can play out the easiest that gets you off..
i'd start right away if you want a "back-story" as in medical records and such...
>>53426516
i'm 88 :DDDDD
>>53425543
AYOOOOOOO
HOL UP FOR A SEC
>>53426602
he's probably from melbourne :^/
>>53426678
*puts down whitey scalp*
>>53426509
ye I tried, but its too elusive, will try again
What if I say during the psych test that I will kill myself 100% if I have to serve, don't think they would risk it.
really important question
is :< a duck or a frowny
>>53426614
>i'd start right away if you want a "back-story" as in medical records and such...
you mean fake some shit now, wouldn't that be too obvious, as in records would be there after the draft was released
>>53426763
Sad face 100%
>>53426783
go for anxiety which surfaced with this new big change in a life that until was stable... ?
be creative ;)
>>53426763
Looks like a sad face to me. :<> would be a chicken or something.
>>53426696
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
WE WUZ SUM KINNA
>>53426763
:V is a duck you goose.
>>53427000
I thought that was a dude looking down
>>53426988
*puts on layer of warpaint (by L'Oreal)*
>>53426711
They can throw you into a mental hospital. It's easier than that if you manage to find the law.
>>53427093
:v)
:^)
>>53427098
SUM
>>53427176
Haha, good one. You'd need to be a pants-on-head retarded reincarnated hitler to even have a chance at going to a mental hospital here. Throw your children into a well and you're put into a queue.
>>53427243
super cute
>>53427243
:v,
:^*
>>53427261
*straightens feathers on overly flashy hat made of animal remains*
/balt/
>>53427335
bahamas mamas :DDD
>>53427296
naughty
>>53427176
>>53427289
http://www3.lrs.lt/pls/inter3/dokpaieska.showdoc_l?p_id=333348&p_query=%202002%20m.%20spalio%2023%20d.%20Nr.%201586%2F522&p_tr2=2
here's one, but from 2008, so it's questionable
>>53427296
:v)-<-,<
___:^o
>>53427377
estonia :-DDD
>>53427414
l-l-lewd :D
>>53427444
Good quads
Meaning of the ":3" face.
:o C===3
:O===3
:O==3
:O=3
:3
>>53427409
Fucking hell it would take me 9 months just to read that. I hope there's no reading in the army.
>>53427414
>Giant vertical antenna mounted on the side of head
That's my fetish
>>53427554
that's a deep throat :DD
>>53427562
It's 50x worse than school, you will constantly be learning and writing and mopping and freezing your ass off.
I did 6 months and luckily finally managed to get out of that hell.
Meaning of life.
B E N I S
A
G
I
N
A
>>53427554
Upgraded it to the Annette Schwarz version
:o C===3
:O===3
:O==3
:O=3
:3
:|
>>53427176
>They can throw you into a mental hospital
They can't. There's no involuntary treatment. No matter how crazy, if you're "not a threat to anyone" you go free.
Pretending to be retarded/unstable to dodge conscription is pretty fucking stupid tho. It'll fuck you over later in life.
>>53427733
you wont get a gun license.. that's about it. other than that your medical record is classified and not accessible to anyone other than you, your doctor by your permission and the government in some rare cases
or is it largely different in lithuania?
>>53427409
>>53427562
desu I got Gilberts syndrome, and its in there
>28.2 straipsnis taikomas esant medžiagų apykaitos sutrikimams, kai funkcijos nepakankamumas nežymus ar jo nėra ir nereikalingas pastovus gydymas, pvz.: kliniškai neryškus Gilberto sindromas (kepenų fermentų ir tiesioginio bilirubino – norma, o bendro bilirubino kiekis kraujyje – iki 60 mmol/l).
so does that exempt me from it, or it says that "eh, it's no big deal, we don't give a fuck"
>>53427671
Sounds dreadful. Good thing I'm mentally redundant.
>>53427822
Gun, drivers license, several jobs that require health check ups.
>>53427872
Look for 28.2 in the table. Says tinkami so rip.
>>53427886
>jobs that require health check ups
let me guess, they are probably something like checking if your lungs are ok, if your eyesight is ok and some routine blood analysis perhaps drug screening etc.?
>>53427822
Have fun getting a good job with your crazy papers.
>>53427989
pfff. i already have a good job with my crazy papers
Mis teete, semumehed?
>>53427980
Lul, they'll check your mental health aswell as physical one.
>>53427943
thanks for clarifying this, it sounded as much
>>53428031
>they'll
who's they?
t. someone who does these regular medical tests at work every year
I think i can drop below the minimal weight
>>53427980
I don't know if it's mandatory for everyone, but I also need to get a reference from a psychiatrist that I'm not crazy every two years for my job.
>>53428133
I think I could go over the max. weight if I needed.
>>53428144
is your job something that requires use of some dangerous things like guns or chemicals ...?
>>53428209
I work at a powerplant. No guns or chems, but I guess I could do some damage.
>>53428133
>180cm
>56kg
Geez, I think I'm 60kg but I've probably lost a bit of weight since the last time I weighed myself.
>>53428248
ok, well that requires responsibility so i wouldn't hire a complete nuttah either :DD
>>53428265
First column is for girls.
>>53428265
56 is min for females 59 for males
>>53428265
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
>>53428308
Oh...
>>53428333
Nice trips qt
>>53428031
jõudsin koju, avastasin, et kohvi on täiesti otsas, mis on suht pask, sest üli külm on ju, nüüd lähen poodi ja ostan kohvi ja shokolaadi /blog
>>53428133
183 65, only 4kg to drop lmao, well probably 6kg, since have to be over the limit to be safe
>>53428376
Osta teed, semu.
>>53428265
i could literally sneeze on you and youd die kid
>>53424800
>Say you're gay
> patriotic skin heads hear this and beat your ass
>>53428497
Aids is viral now? We're all doomed.
>>53428495
ei maitse mulle tee
>>53423834
They must be Bulgarian
>>53428528
im surprised your bones didnt crack from clashing with the plastic keyboard keys while writing that reply
why do you want to dodge the draft so bad
its not like you're going to war
>>53428383
when are the medical exams though, if they are too soon youre fucked
>>53423772
>Lithuania
>Low birthrates
>Agression from russia
>Prime Minister:Wehavetodosomethingaboutthis.jpg
>And then BINGO conscription
>Patriots get to serve instead of just being drunk
>Other that dont want to serve will get kids.fkin liberals
>TFW Solves both things
>>53428740
>its not like you're going to war
exactly its wasted 9 months
>>53428031
>Lul, they'll check your mental health aswell as physical one.
Kek, they just asked me if I feel like I'm crazy and a few other questions, and that was basically it.
Physical health is more important to them.
>>53428740
The way I see it most people don't want to get drafted because it fucks them over. You see, we dropped conscription in 2004 (I think), and then it got reinstated last year all of a sudden. No warning or anything. If you're over 18 and under 26 you get to join that special club. If you're 26, and a normie, chances are you already have a job, that you can't leave for 9 months, a family (possibly with a small child) and a mortgage, that certainly won't be delayed for those 9 months you're away.
NEETs are just afraid of change.
>>53428869
>its wasted 9 months
and being on 4chan is somehow productive?
>>53428869
Kill yourself.
>>53428893
I think we have laws here that you can't fire someone if he's doing conscription. I might be wrong though.
>>53428924
The memes don't create themselves!
A frog just did a fucking shit on my window sil.
>>53428959
>tfw the spider in my backyard killed my bird
>>53428924
I have a job and pay my taxes, also I have free time that i can use browsing 4chan, its a free country.
In military ill be a detriment for a country.
>>53428955
>you can't fire someone if he's doing conscription
that's true (one of my co-workers is currently in the army), and you can't get expelled from school either
as a matter of fact, life is kind of awesome when being a soulja
>>53428959
post pics
>>53429054
>its a free country
Not for long if all the Lithuanians will start thinking like you. Nobody is going to fight for you if a war breaks out.
What are people thinking? Is really crying in the corner during the war a better alternative to defending yourself and your family?
>inb4 if war breaks out I will move to another country
>>53429224
This is a picture.
>>53429377
War with who? Russia is the only possible threat and they will just roll over you without even noticing it.
Our resources could be better spent elsewhere.
We must invade Latvia. They will never expect it!
>>53429377
let's say russia attacks, i die in an airstike. War is over in a couple of months. My parents get old, i was their only son, they get shit pensions and live in poverty.
Another scenario is, i emigrate, I stay alive, make a fortune for myself, parents grow old, I send them money for them so that they can enjoy retirement.
family > cuck governcuck
Am I still not allowed to post here .___.
>>53429718
>>53429682
I mean, basically every 4th person in Lithuania will be thinking the same thing - ports will be filled with people, highways filled with cars etc. And the government may limit the number of people they let abroad, especially adult males.
>inb4 we are a free country, I can leave whenever I want
Martial law allows to limit the freedoms of citizens m8
>>53423772
>https://sauktiniai.kam.lt/
Э, a гдe пo-pyccки бля???
>>53430320
I'm leaving this week though
>>53429616
>>53429682
Sudoku pls.
>>53430320
It's kind of late to try to escape when the war is going on. Russians shot at civilian convoys and at boats to Sweden/Germany last time.
I'm thinking of playing as USA in NWO mod in Victoria 2 and make USA great (again). Starting off by annexing Mexico.
So, how do we write "/balt/+/ausnz/" correctly?
/bantz/ - /balt/ + /ausnz/?
/balt/+/ausnz/?
/balt+ausnz/?
>>53431243
/balt/+/ausnz/
>>53431243
One of the first 2 definitely not the third
>>53425210
If you're in a uni they won't take you, you fucking mongoloid.
>>53431376
Probably >>53431346
because people will be commenting "/bantz/ minus /balt/ plus /ausnz/ xDDD" in case of the first.
/bantz/ is a very nice name, though.
>>53431243
>So, how do we write "/balt/+/ausnz/" correctly?
>write "/balt/+/ausnz/"
>/balt/+/ausnz/
I think we got the answer from the question, bud.
wew eestis, dzeck dis out
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1452400734732.webm
>>53432001
kawaii
>>53432001
vana asi ju m8
>>53425765
>how to make latvian flag even more shit
>>53432001
>ALMOST checked
Kawhy
>>53432001
>Iga kuramuse vietnami koopamaalingufanaatik on selline
just unbanned ama
>>53432270
Can you get dubs?
>>53432270
Who is ama?
>>53432310
Me hello
Ballon d'Or Gala opening act is two cellos playing Thunderstruck lmao :DDDD
>>53432307
yea
>>53432488
>>53432488
Brought a tear in my eye.
I can't sleep lads my bedroom feels like a sauna
>>53432565
find the keris and throw some leil
>>53432565
>>53432565
open a window you idiot xDD
>>53432565
Can't be hotter than here m8 just turn on your fan
>>53432565
>too hot
How does this make you feel?
>>53432718
>>53432695
it's 26C outside and it's 4am in the morning
>>53432658
sounds gay but I'll do it
>>53432962
look at some pictures of snow lad maybe that will help
http://turismagids.delfi.lv/jaunumi/foto-kemeru-purva-sniega-izjuta-pasakaina-pastaiga-baltaja-tireli.d?id=46930051#!dgs=dgslv-70321:5226633
>>53432862
my body feels exactly the same way it did before I viewed the picture
>>53432962
think of ice giant benis
sorry, i have no pictures of ice giant benises xDD
>be swedish
>get cucked by big brown cock
is there anyone more cucked than swedish "men"?
>>53433047
Interesting. I suppose we can rule out snow fetish.
>>53432101
postitaja vihjas rohkem eesti eurolalule mis animepeded ära vägistanud on
kuigi õigusega, see laul lausa anus vägistamist
>>53433047
>my body feels exactly the same way it did before I viewed the picture
Is your body a cage?
>>53433160
>swedish "men"
excuse me, the correct term you are looking for is african-swedish "people" (men is too inconsiderate )
>>53433193
Mu kõlarid ja kõrvaklapid ei tööta, ole hea, ütle, mis laulust jutt käib?
>>53433085
I imagined one vividly during my cold shower
>>53433037
neat, I think that did help actually. Thanks, goodnight
>>53433181
never rule out snow fetish
>>53433549
Leto svet
>>53433713
Mida vittu.
Sa teed nalja, eks ole?
>>53433762
ei
t. teine anon
>>53433696
Lads
This is for that one russian living in latvia.
living the dream t.bh lads
>>53433840
i was once permabanned, well, not me personally, but the IP i got, all i had to do was send them a notice and they unbanned me :DD
>>53433961
Is that playdoh on your camera?
>>53434039
no, it's a piece of blue electrical tape
it's to ensure le ebin hackers can't watch me wank
>>53434084
why don't you just disconnect the camera?
>>53434084
KEK I had same fear once I had laptop :DDDDDDD
>>53434084
There's blue tape? What a crazy world we live in!
So if anyone's like this guy
>>53424014
and don't wanna join the private army of Communist Grybašenka here's what you do:
Go to a lawyer and ask him about it. Really, he'll tell you exactly what to do. Worked for me last year.
>>53434217
>>53434173
what if i told you, that i am in possession of yellow tape with green stripes?
>>53434123
it's built into the computer, it can't be disconnected
>>53434173
in Australian office supply shops, you can buy tape in literally any colour you can think of - it's cheaper to buy clear tape, but obviously that didn't serve my purpose
>>53434348
>his laptopt doesn't have a hardware disconnect button for his camera and microphone
And that's why you should only buy a MemePa-, I mean a ThinkPad.
>>53434348
>it's built into the computer, it can't be disconnected
Get a screwdriver
