£1200/week london flat edition edition
>there are people itt that unironically believe londoners have a higher quality of life than poortheners
>>53420002
he's gonna get ya
JANNY
>>53420002
fuck off, you cringeworthy britboo cuck
JANNYJANNYJANNYJANNYJANNYJANNYJANNYJANNYJANNYJANNYJANNYJANNY
>>53420002
London costs as much as NY (or even more), yet it looks like a particularly shitty place to live.
Why do people move there?
Do their jobs pay THAT much higher?
>>53422054
yes but all their wages go toward overpriced and shitty housing and public transport
>>53422382
yeah when I saw that a monthly pass for subway costs something like 300 pounds I was really shocked.
tfw camden
tfw hate every hipster cunt
at least its comfy to walk arounf at night
maisie
crayon pop
THREADLY (DEADLY) REMINDER THAT
David Bowie was killed.
Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, Michael Jackson, Hitler, Jimmy Hendrix, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, JFK
ALL POP STARS
ALL DIED AGED 27
>"d-d-durr its just le COINCIDENCE!"
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
WAKE UP
milo said 4chan is a safe space for young males on this podcast
fucks sake lads i spend all day playing football manager but i'm still absolutely shit at it
fucking kill me
>>53429081
Milo is a faggot
>>53429090
am the same with payday 2 bit fucking embarrassing 2bh
>>53429090
I've spent thousands of hours on it I'm still shit at it
unironically reckon i'm gonna win the ballon d'or lads
new gimmick: we call gay-bullying "benter"
>>53429128
>>53429127
>>53429090
get euro truck sim 2 lads
>>53429089
C H E E T A H P R I N T
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London is only nice for rich people, who get tax agreements. Prove me wrong.
>>53429161
I'm not German or autistic sorry
>>53429176
same for Switzerland
that was feeder, just the way i'm feeling
>>53429176
Grew up here all my life and love it desu
lads I got some red pepper houmous from Aldi and it's bloody lovely Tbh!!
Feel like I'm gonna have a seizure or something; my brain feels weird.
>>53429228
Bet you've never been outside it either desu
http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/10/sheffield-united-fans-barred-for-chanting-youre-just-a-town-full-of-isis-at-bradford-city-supporters-5613221/
>Sheffield United fans barred for chanting ‘You’re just a town full of ISIS’ at Bradford City supporters
Marina 'my cock is' Diamandis kinda looks like a young Nigella haha
>>53429186
i'll deck you if you ever use those kinds of words again la
>>53429253
anxiety
>>53429253
You on drugs or something m8? Call an ambulance if you're that worried.
Never really liked Bowie's music desu, but I still managed to get a few likes out of his death with a comment about being sad he died.
>>53420002
This isn't bad at all, think vertical
You could have the bed near the ceiling on a bunk, and below it have your gaming pc by the window, TV mounted up higher, and surround sound in the walls
probably going to kill myself this year lads
my farts have been absolutely vile today
>>53429254
Been on holiday plenty of times
And you know abroad because Blackpool beach isn't a holiday poortherners lmao
>milo said
>>53429176
I wouldn't live in London unless I was a high-earner and could live in one of the really nice bits. But a lot of the well-off London crowd I know from uni are incredibly insufferable. Especially people from some leafy suburb in Surrey who talk like they're a yardie from Brixton
buying a flat lids
how do people live in housing estates
it seems so awful
theres a thai ladyboy escort in my area, on the fence desu
>>53429326
Imagine being this fat
Do you think he'll do his own TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU? or will he just laugh at Penaldo?
>>53429288
yeah, he had some good tracks (I liked Starman and a few others) but his music isn't really my sort of thing. Still sad though, and apparently Blackstar is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-8yLB1KA9Y
remember this lads?
r8 the new london flat
>>53429360
piccies
>>53429352
>tfw no significant other to buy a home with
>Marina is 30 ( THIRTY) YEARS OLD
dropped haha
>>53429325
Live a county bordering your disgusting city m8.
London might as well be another country.
>>53429388
not seen that in years desu
Or the comics that went around for years after
>>53429388
Has she killed herself yet?
Who triggered the poortherners again? Or did they finally get their internet back after the flooding?
>>53429360
What's she doing up there then?
>>53429368
he'll just look uncomfortable as per usual and thanks iniesta and xavi even though xavi's in qatar now
>>53429424
>buying in oz
won't you need at least a couple of significant others to pay for a shed there
>>53429438
the hostel only allows them on the computers for 1 hour a day
>>53429429
yeah would be good to not to have to send any tax money to the benefit scroungers in the rest of the country
fucking scum
>>53429360
benter
>>53429428
lol she has nub arms
>>53429501
sleep on the couch?
>>53429428
Looks perfectly ripe.
Bucksqt if you're here I went to Aylesbury yesterday and as always there were pakis everywhere.
>>53429501
>A chair on the fridge
>German interior design
>>53429481
Reckon he is as Autistic as we all are? what board would he browse other than /sp/
>messi will win ballond'or
delusional
>>53429429
this is true desu. Walking around London gives more of a similar feeling to walking around a foreign city than any other English city. And I'm not just talking about the number of brown people, it gives off that feeling even in the posh bits.
hows life on the isle lads?
>>53429573
Isley
>>53429531
and pinker than shepherd's delight :^)
>>53429573
Comfy
>>53429573
yeah not bad haha suicidally depressed though haha wahheyyyy yeah p.good not bad really hahaha wew
>>53429573
cyka
>>53429573
wet, dark and depressing la
>>53429482
whats your budget?
>>53429546
I think he would browse /an/ and /out/ and smile and giggle quietly to himself looking at the nice pictures of the animals and flowers whilst sipping on a Rubicon Mango.
>>53429583
ya neber lern man
>>53429553
>implying le tsu man will win da balloon door
>>53429530
Yes, there's this invention called folding couch.
>>53429538
Behind the fridge. There's at least another two feet there.
>>53429428
Never heard anything her personal life Wonder if she has a bf.
>>53422054
I just don't get it, plenty of londoners move to "commuter towns" like my own which are expensive due to the proximity to london but are still a lot cheaper than london.
>>53429573
oh...you know, the usual...comfy.
>>53429618
thats they gayest thing i've ever read
>>53429610
fuck all right now desu am looking for a job but i'd never be able to buy the flat in that pic anyway
>>53429626
fucking effort though id rather sit 15 minutes longer in a train or bus
>>53422054
>yet it looks like a particularly shitty place to live
to be fair the nice bits of London are really, really nice. The only thing is they cost serious Ps to even consider and half of them are on a flight path
>>53429634
Imagine how bad the rest of England must be if people voluntarily pay London rents or commute for four hours a day. How could you guys let your other cities deteriorate so much?
>>53429553
something really boring like /ck/ and he'd probably bagder on about old traditional meals his ma used to make him back at home
>>53429553
>calls others delusional
>is delusional
wew lad
Messi's gonna win it with a maybe 2% chance of Neymar causing an upset
>>53429654
GOOD
>>53429605
lamo hard at thsi loosers sad gay life lol
>>53429686
>Imagine how bad the rest of England must be
depends where you are. A lot of places are a bit grim but there are plenty of good cities.
>>53429654
fuck off
>>53429686
You get paid a ton more to do the same job in London than if you did it anywhere else, simply because if you live in London then you need the extra money
That's why people bother to live outside it but travel in
>30 YEARS OLD
>DOESN'T HAVE A HUSBAND AND 2 KIDS
JUST
>>53429662
oh ok
average house price here is 550 000 aud which is like 350 000 euros
what would that buy you in holland?
>>53429654
>>53429689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
why is nobody replying to me
Would you describe your political views as socially unacceptable?
>>53429714
>loosers
love that mickey ds ad where the young, alternative qt who obviously is full of attitude is proud of herself for making a sandwich
subtly reinforcing gender roles
>>53429739
drown in your rubicon mango
>>53429686
>commute for 4 hours
They're not commuting from a commuter towns then. Commuter town are border towns to greater london where it's 1 - 2 hours.
Also it's not the souths fault the north only just let go of being industrial towns and joined the 21st century. They let themselves deteriorate, blamed the south for decades and the moment they got with the times things started to improve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtsosPF7MhI
>>53429755
checked
>>53429735
For example?
could have sworn I saw a (You) whilst scrolling down
Would someone mind letting me borrow theirs?
>>53429808
since i like yanks here you go :)
>>53429805
when is she coming back ;_;
>>53429409
>>53429769
She's making a wrap actually mate
A pulled pork one
Why is every good footballer mentally ill in some way?
>Messi: autism
>Ronaldo: narcissism
>Neymar: body dysmorpia
>Suarez: violent outbursts of anger
Is it a requirement?
>>53429797
1 - 2 hours per trip, I was adding up the return.
>>53429747
anything from a tiny flat in amsterdam to a huge farm in the more eastern parts
they're asking 375 for this
>>53429858
>Neymar: body dysmorpia
what?
>>53429798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9KVIfpNG4w
>>53429806
York
Durham
Newcastle
most cities in the south west
Notts
Winchester
can't reel all of them off but yeah, there are a lot of good cities in the UK
When I get a lift somewhere then get the bus back and have to get a single it always has a big mac + chips for £1.99 voucher on the back and then i got mcdicks like the pleb i am
>>53429858
>Schweinsteiger: nazi
>>53429863
Then it's not about the rest of england, it's simply about londons prices.
This is the best damn sandwich I ever ate, it's a baguette, with brie and butter, I had four of these damn things every day I was there. You gotta try this.
>>53429846
how much? i would
>>53429771
suck my fucking cock and drink the cum you nigger
>>53429846
hot but I get the feeling that that's just a really got picture and she looks like a man irl. only one way to find out though ;^)
>>53429858
'No'
>>53429840
shes moved on lad
only a few cucks are still in contact
>>53429898
Bristol too
>>53429849
same thing
>>53429897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hguf6IR3xkg
>>53429858
>big wayne rooney: Doesn't give a fuck, eats chips, shags grannies and has still banged in more england goals than anyone else
>>53429905
Should have stayed at bayern 2bh
>I watch football/soccer
>>53429905
If he could go back in time and be hitler himself, he probably would.
>>53429912
francis la rasheede
>>53429898
All of those are meme cities.
>>53429927
I said most cities in the south west. If you move nightlife further up your priorities you can add places like Leeds and Manchester as well
>>53429883
He literally thinks he's white
>>53429941
just nabbed this off the search for unlimited power, not endorsing this nonces reddit videos
>>53429941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_DqV1xdf-Y
>>53429953
>soccer
Fuck off yank.
Why did you even add that?
>>53429952
he was already finished there
retired to manu like its la galaxy lol
anybody know a word that rhymes with trousers? just trying to right a wrap battle
>>53429898
The 'Tied Up In Nottz' Notts? On my trip the ones that looked the neatest to me were Cardiff and Bristol, Swansea also seems nice but it was off route. Then again I only have shitty Liverpool, dirt brown Bath and London tier London to compare them to.
omg hello
>>53430003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfPJhoZhBG4
>>53429858
robben seems fine desu
>>53430021
Scousers
>>53429744
>massive chebs
>flat tummy
>smart enough not to marry or have kids
>vagina tight as a drum because it hasn't had to accommodate Jamal's kids
10/10
>>53429915
from reviews of her she doesn't look as good IRL and has aged a bit but still passable. apparently she is a bi polar nutcase you'll either have a shit time or a good time, sometimes she tries to ask for bareback some guy said it was an effort to fuck her with a johnny
>>53430003
>Darth Bain
>>53430021
Pokemonisforhomousers
>>53429127
>>53429128
>>53429161
>mfw got sacked
>>53429915
I'll fart in your mouth lad
he'll be fine
>>53430112
By whom?
>>53430059
That's pretty fucking funny. Shag her just for the story.
Link me her profile la
>>53430112
>mfw not sacked
>>53430117
why would he think this is a good idea?
>>53430112
Give me your steam, lad
how do you message someone on twitter?
>>53430043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJrlezLvWnU
>>53430029
fucking hell the 45 bus they go on in 'tied up in nottz' is the bus I get to town.
The place they stop for a while is the playing field I used to play football on attached to my old secondary school right next to the londis people used to fight outside of after school
proper weird some guy from germany knows about it, that song is a bit of a local meme.
>>53430029
>Tied Up In Nottz
yes
>cardiff, swansea
You asked for English cities. Swansea is a bit of a shithole, but Cardiff is great
>>53430173
@username, WHY TF U UP AND NOT SMASHIN DAT LYK BUTTON?
woman you turn me on with your big babylons
>>53430117
i've never been so disappointed with a game as i was with guildwars 2
how could anyone managed to so thoroughly and completely fuck a game up
the warning signs were there with the bitchy comics they made comparing it to WoW and somehow saying that making dps literally the only possible option was a good thing
insult to injury with the literal SJW propaganda, copy pasting their own story 5 times for every playable race and literally only focusing on microtransactions and female armor
the mere mention of guildwars 2 should be worth the death penalty
>>53430173
u slip into der DMs niggah
>>53430142
newcastle, literally did worse than McClaren,
beat man utd 2-0 in my last game but they still got rid of me
>>53430173
Just whap your message up any old place and it will eventually find it's destination.
>>53430145
>>53430197
>tfw you will never get shitfaced with locals at a sleaford mods gig
>>53430305
>notts locals
absolutely disgusting
>>53430211
excellent post
>>53430272
very funny post
Need a Horne gf
>>53430256
how do I do that? I can't find the option
pokemon ŧbh
>tfw my poz cuckold song isn't in the charts yet
>>53430349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA9iW8iG4ps
>>53430316
>>53430305
>tfw notts local
this is big bro taking over the show with his nu flow
you need to listen up and feel this shit shit
cuz we won't quit quit
>>53430316
That's why yer getting shitfaced m8. Brits should know that alcohol makes Brits bearable. :^)
from my point of view, the jedi are evil
>>53430385
bad lad
>>53430197
trying to think where it goes, you go to bluecoats?
>>53430300
post yeri time
Is Dublin any good?
>>53430392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1DcD8e55YY
>>53430419
>>53430316
know loads of people that go notts uni tbf (3rd year)
do you know many brummies
>>53430392
you are arguably entirely correct
>>53430346
>>53430349
might play some myself
>>53430385
>>53430316
>tfw Ilson local
>>53430436
Avoid the m50
>Is Dublin any good?
>>53430450
what are those sausage looking things
>I'm above the age of 18 and still play pokemon
>>53430444
nah i'm 2nd year
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/jan/11/73-cant-bring-myself-to-orgasm-any-more-vibrator
>>53430444
>students
>locals
this guy
>>53430441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA9iW8iG4ps
>>53430454
I literally don't see this option anywhere
>>53430480
sausages
>>53430470
Proper laffed out loud at that picture 2bh
>tfw you get desperate in your facebook phishing attempts and drop emails into the university inboxes of 3 girls who are all friends with each other
>>53430419
>>53430443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9KVIfpNG4w
>>53430505
Sign in u dip
where's her big baps gone
>>53430480
Battered sausages.
>>53430505
do you have a twitter account
look under their bio
>>53429090
>trying to play prison architect in sandbox mode
>have to start over 4 times because I'm way, way over budget before my first prisoners have even arrived
>>53430517
poleaboo
Things that will never happen:
"Hello, welcome to Saudi Arabia, white Christian migrants. Feel free to settle and build your churches here"
>>53430500
I'm from Ilkeston and go to notts uni, I live in notts now obviously though
>>53430502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YSozbfIQbY
>>53430511
>>53430530
not sure what i was expecting
>>53430528
here
me on the right
>>53430530
I'll batter your sausage, boy-o
How do we burst the housing bubble, lads?
I want to own a home but not pay 600,000 for a cardboard box.
>>53430021
Council housers.
Brits: how common is it to meet someone who speaks in an old fashioned BBC "ecc'nt"?
In high end shops, do the shop employees adopt the accent?
really not enjoying my course at uni lads but i cant back out, what the fuck do i do
>>53430533
>>53430526
yes I am signed in and all I see is "tweet to X" no message
>>53430505
You need to be following each other senpai, are you trying to message a celeb? :^)
>>53430492
>>53430580
wait it out or switch or drop out & become neet
>>53430580
draw dicks in all your answer fields
>>53430571
you can literally see her left nipple outline ffs
>>53430574
vote for parties that will reform housing regulations and stop pumping up demand
>>53430528
did she ever have big chebs?
>>53430580
What course?
>>53430388
we make them hits and stack them chips
who's this?
>>53430021
delouser
>>53430537
I wish someone would try and make this point to liberals tb honest
>"do you think Christians would be welcomed with open arms in the middle east?"
>"w-well, i-it's different. Whites have a long history of being the colonizer an-
>>53430574
You move abroad and leave this island to the cucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abYsH0cp4uM
>>53430620
There are none. We need to burst the bubble ourselves
>>53430580
switch to a different course
So many hoe ass niggas itt
University of cumbria, lancashire, liverpool or northumberland
Which one homeboys
>>53430662
namely u
>>53420002
Another question: why are puffy haired mulattas so incredibly popular in British media?
>>53430624
ample
>>53430616
it's worse in this
pretty sure someone did an x-ray of this too where you mess with the colours to make it more pronounced
>>53430574
Mate don't I have a house
>>53430669
liverpool. red brick, rustler's, fun student city
>>53430669
ahh, very impressive
>>53430669
>people born after 1998 still fall for the university meme
What the fuck? How many warnings do you need?
>>53430684
Huge nipples
>still no job
>still no money
>wonder how i'm gonna survive
>worry about it a little bit
>oh well, i'll find a way to get rich tomorrow
when will this feel end
>>53430625
i did economics for my 1st year but i failed the maths module (said i only needed a B at GCSE but we were doing A level stuff) yet i passed my economic theory module with a first and the politics module on the side i did with a 2:1 so i had to swap over to politics because the bint in charge of the economics department wouldnt let me do economic theory and politics
like they let people who got a sportsmans in the inferior theory module and politics do the course but not me, fucking sucks dick
>>53430593
oh right
I'm trying to message a qt but I'll just have to hope she follows me :3
Need a curry twink bf with a supple bp
>still no gf
