Pertamax
I need one of you to cum in my pussy.
>>53416194
*boipussi
Market crash is haram
Time for me to make a small loan of a million dollars
pertamax
>>53416194
>>53416208
>drinks tea
>poo in loo
>>53416232
I'd poo in your loo anytime x
Just came back from Saudi brought back börk sandwich.
Life is good.
Spore is hardly come here again.
http://www.bangkokpost.com/business/news/822544/indonesia-tracks-terrorist-funding-to-australia
>>53416410
Good, clean yourself up with an enema as well.
Prepare your anus ;-)
>>53416232
>drinks coffee
>poo in pasig
>mfw I have a UK flag on /int/ now
There's a bright side to not flying home for the winter after all.
This proves flips posters are all underage edgelord highschoolers.
ughhh
>>53416573
Now that we have that out of our systems...
BEND OVER
>>53416632
>disgust.pdf
![475be33225f455acabbab0fae48d659a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6gz8F7v.jpg "475be33225f455acabbab0fae48d659a[1].jpg")
>>53416573
too much anime
>>53416602
where is home?
>>53416489
>implying its not Dutdut's fault foreigners wanted to bail out on his possible victory on the upcoming election once Poe is disqualified
>>53416632
I thought this was common knowledge
>>53416849
Home is where the feet keep going back to after a long day.
>>53416208
Hi Pajeet
>>53416778
qt Chinita thread?
qt Chinita thread
>>53417027
#NOMAKEUP
#NOFILTER
#CASTINGVAN
"The very Europeans who accuse the peoples of the colonies of indolence (and I am no longer referring to the Spaniards but also to the Germans and Englishmen), how do they live in the tropical countries? Surrounded by many servants, never walking but riding, needing servants not only to remove their shoes but event to fan them! And nevertheless they live and eat better, work for themselves and to enrich themselves, with the hope of a future, free, respected, while the poor colonial, and the indolent colonial, is poorly nourished and lives without hope, toils for others, and is forced and compelled to work! What? The white men will reply perhaps that they are not made to suffer the rigors of the tropical climate. A mistake! Man can live under any climate if he will only adapt himself to its requirements and conditions. What kills the European in the warm countries is the abuse of alcohol, the desire to live as in his own country under another sky and another sun. We the inhabitants of tropical countries, live well in northern Europe whenever we take the same precautions as the people there do. The Europeans can also live well in the torrid zone if they would only get rid of their prejudices."
![11377701_719595534829320_1690143326_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7c2m8zc.jpg "11377701_719595534829320_1690143326_n[1].jpg")
>>53416778
>>53416892
Nah he will just separate this country for the betterment.
start designing your own flag
>>53417280
i hope abnoy force charter change and extend his term.
![avatar[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UfXUjZ0.jpg "avatar[1].jpg")
>>53417265
>>53417429
We are not them obviously.
This is more than luzvimin division.
Du30 2016 for balkanization
>advisory notice
>>53417671
Murder is okay?
>>53416150
>$1 -> ₱47
I could still remember the good days where I could import good stuff online during the ₱39-₱41 rate.
Is it time to become a maid?
>tfw Du30 wants PH to be 2nd world
>tfw Mar wants PH to be 1st world
Make the choice lads, which is realistic with Pinoy behavior?
>>53417671
you forgot rape is okay and a priest should fucking him behind
and add some anti pope pictures
>>53417774
what?
back then it was 50+ pesos
>>53417774
Who even hires male maid anon?
>>53416150
Bump with 3DPD
>>53417850
Are male slaves not a thing over in flipland? My family used to have a couple of them, one is our designated driver right now
>>53417709
kek that smiling star behind her. I have one of that. /endblog
do you think this movie looks good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti6S3NZ5mKI
>>53417915
Mostly drivers or security guards.
Male helpers are quite uncommon to run into.
>>53417144
t. r/asianmasculinity poster
Hello, my name is Jose Carlos Ñguyen y Lim. Are you reading to Jose Rizal's published propaganda works again, Abdul Muhammad al Lajizz? You shouldn't be doing that, friend. Jose Rizal is a traitor to all Spain and Filipinos alike, he stired up lies and manipulated all the Filipinos to rebel. Under Spain, you would not be raeped if you walked down the street, now, look at Manila. We Spaniards.. I mean Mestizos also introduced Christianity into Filipinos, which is a core value of Filipino family life. We didn't ask a thank you for any of this, and we won't because we love the Filipino people. :)
>>53417703
Yes, apparently so according to Dut, he doesn't care for what the courts say. What if someone accuses you of raep? How are you going to defend yourself properly and fairly, if the people judging you do not follow judicial rules and things like "innocent before proven guilty"?
![w95Ia6jEUmg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cOTm44L.jpg "w95Ia6jEUmg[1].jpg")
>>53417568
>>53417987
Sounds like femdom porn to me.
>>53418055
>how to own male slave
Marry him if you're a woman
It's the only way
>>53417987
male rape is serious
protip: westernised Asian grils go for white guys because they enjoy cucking white women
![YBmEEGGi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DM7UsaH.jpg "YBmEEGGi[1].jpg")
>>53418034
>>53418186
Are there even white women that don't age bad??
>>53418055
Slip of tongue, the official term is "household servant". My parents usually have a guy who offers this job to villagers living in bumfuck nowhere. And they do get paid for this; I guess it's not really slavery but sometimes it just feels that way.
>isn't Indonesia poorer than Philippines?
>>53418231
Marilyn Monroe
>>53418249
I almost forgot about Jennifer Aniston.
>>53418241
It's better for them to work at factory rather than become 'household helper'
>>53418331
>factory
It depends on the opportunities presented at the time faM, not everyone can be taken in as a factory worker drone anytime.
>>53417027
is she who I think she is?
>>53418241
>>53418331
>>53418383
especially if you send them to the Middle East. I never get that, people go to Middle East to work as household harem servant, construction worker or cleaner and they expect to treated good by tribal medieval sand aetas and then they bitch about how terrible the people there are.
>>53418231
YES
E
S
>>53418211
>>53418531
I wonder if nosechan likes her eggs scrambled or sunny side up
P
I
N
O
T
Normies of /asean/ help me out
I want to give my gf a rimjob but not sure how to ask. Should I just go for it while sexing?
![bitch1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x4Dxi7q.jpg "bitch1[1].jpg")
>>53418211
>>53418848
tell her on SMS that you want rim jerbs
I like this game
Any more like this?
>>53418848
i don't know rimjob but i know sport rim
>>53418848
Tell everyone on your FB that you'll be giving your GF a rim job
>>53418881
>Alexander the Great
>>53418848
shave and bleach your anus
>>53418887
Oh you
>>53418848
Just tell her you want to give it to her
>>53418881
>every noble figure now has to be re-imagined as a girl
We get a Flamel vidja
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y39I-nAWrWE
>>53418848
Invite her to watch netflix just two of you, play with her until she gets horny and propose the rim jerbs
Is 600ml bottle enough for a whole day?
>>53419060
of diesel? of course
>>60665911
can't make this shit up lads
>>53419014
>flips
>social
>talk about flip grills
>show brown chinks
>>53419019
My plan is not to ask because feels kind of awkward and I don't want to freak her out.
Maybe just get her horny and then just go for it and try my luck
>>53419105
I'm sure most of you anime faggot posters in here do the same.
>>53419251
I shit like a proper eloquent British noble woman thank you very much.
>>53419328
What a fine young lassie you are then.
>>53417850
I hire young males to become maids
![10299783_974868662550074_1787621737_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JBFkk1Q.jpg "10299783_974868662550074_1787621737_n[1].jpg")
>>53418863
bumping with local flip diaspora
redpill me on Chinese chauvinism.
Is it a necessary evil for ASEAN?
Who wants to culturally enrich me
Final bump for the night
>mein plan
>finish uni
>try to get into London's big law firms
>climb up the ladder there and get experience
>go back to Philippines
>start law firm and provide free service to needy people when I have time
>get free pass to date qts and the daughters of my Dad's pares because good career and stable job but never marry
>buy farm house in the countryside
>when I have enough money and support I'll start small charity in my home region
>enjoy simple life in the countryside while wind carresses my skin as I sleep outside my bahay kubo
>eat itlog (egg) and buwad (fried fish fillet) everyday and listen to Bombo Radyo Philippines all day and Madam Brutsa
>>53420250
What type of law firm are you going for? Sharia?
r8
![12237535_416375045224821_1721809010_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n5djObW.jpg "12237535_416375045224821_1721809010_n[1].jpg")
>>53419751
>>53420310
No silly goof, I'm not trained in Sharia.
There's surprisingly a lot of moeslim qts learning normal people law instead of Sharia law in my uni like this one. She likes to play apehoop and an avid fan of a celebrity called Muhammed. :^)
>stopped posting for a week
>come back and see more 3DPD than 2D
what happened /asean/?
rare reaction pic btw
>>53416849
the number one
>>53420711
delet it now.
The 2d phase has ended and new 3d flowers bloom anon. I'm going to write a research paper on 2d and 3d in /asean/
>>53420798
Malaysia, number 1 sex tourist destination :^)
![11875359_1629419154007449_472411798_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1N39QzU.jpg "11875359_1629419154007449_472411798_n[1].jpg")
>>53420376
>>53420836
nah, this pic stays, it's not even hi-res.
>>53420899
the longer you leave it there, the less rare it is goddamnit
>>53420980
plenty more weirdnose rares at the secret thread.
this one is disposable
>>53420460
nahh, i think indonesia, philippines and indonesia is the same. No one is richest.
>>53420836
Not our fault malay girls are so pretty :^)
I swear it's that prudish upringing and/or excised glans clitoris in some cases
Tudung make farang so hot
>>53421050
>indonesia, philippines and indonesia
i mean indonesia, philippines and malaysia
>>53421069
I've seen this pic a billion times now and it still gets me hard
>>53420250
it's called bulad you silly qt
>>53420711
malay-chan is sick
>>53421050
nice try, but malaysia is truly asia
>>53421069
what even are Malays?
>>53420711
Join in,lads
http://www.salpakanna.com/forum/ucp.php?mode=register
![11333677_1081175581895796_903708699_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GBqqL6M.jpg "11333677_1081175581895796_903708699_n[1].jpg")
>>53420844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEIVhBS6baE
>>53421224
pls stop forcing your non-cebuano privilege, it's called buwad where I grew up and it will be buwad.
>>53421420
man, i remember being forced to play this game in PE when I was a froshie
>>53421585
Bulad not Buwad
Tinola not Tuwa
>>53421389
All races contribute in Malaysia developing. Indians and Malay many that works in private sector.
ayo
hol up
>>53421978
if you got so many races,why call it malaysia?
>>53422028
ayo ayo mau ke mana mas
>>53422036
please dont post nsfw
I might get fired
kontol, patola, upot kalabasa
5555555555
TUNA
>>53422113
>yo ayo
>ayo indonesia ku ingin kita harus menang
asu lagu suporter yang ini aja ampe dimaling sama malaysia
kelakuan
>>53422042
is this quiz? how about read wikipedia first?
>>53422042
Because Malays are the master race.
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┳┻|⊂ﾉ
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>>53422042
truly asia transcends racial barriers
>>53422383
hallelujah
>>53422536
No, Flips are the master of master races.
are papuans in indonesian media and government?
>>53422573
dunno but there are some in the waterboarding chambers
hah gottem
>>53422536
no you are more master
>>53422199
>>53422344
>>53422536
MOOOOOODS
>>53422536
I am chinoy,think again
>>53422536
only if you are tagalog too
this is like breeding to get golden chocobo
oi, sa /aco/ kayo magjakol, wag dito
>>53422752
Gusto niyang magsalsal
>>53422536
most powerful pure asian shitposter,only hiro himself can ban you
reported. fucking newfags i swear.
I SWEAR FLIPS ARE HORNY ALL THE TIME
IF WE WUZ IN A CONTINENT WE RAPE ALL THE WESTERN RACE
>>53423065
That's actually quite clever
>>53423093
I'm proud of you philipines,
>>53423093
>inquirer
no
Sometimes I wish I was a kaffir wanted by all women because of big benis.
>>53423605
that was released by Pornhub.
Hello
>>53423744
shoo shoo
>>53423744
salam akhi
>>53423820
rude desu
>>53423867
How are you?
>>53423896
alhamdulillah good
you?
Sino ba si nognog
yun mga tao parating bilad sa araw
yun mga tao malasakit
yun parati nagbibintangan ng di niya ginawa
Sino pa ba ON1Y B1NAY
>>53423951
Dr. Pavel, I'm NBI
Nobody here is pirating TV series / Movies right?
>>53424051
you're too modest for a flip
>>53424051
i am
hehehehehe
dude pek-pek lmao
>>53424359
>>53423969
Me too
So boring here
>>53424478
you are living in first world country with first world internet speed
how can you be bored?
>>53424574
Too many choices
>>53424621
Post internet speed.
>>53424478
>>53424621
>muslim niggers raping your women
>bored
Why? It's your opportunity to make a rebel group
>>53424700
rude,we should help those in need
When this plays on my spotify, I always remember k8 and feel sad because I don't usually see that cute pure innocent warm smile anymore :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrXpFh2IHZY
>>53424873
What a waste of time that game is
I love going red pill on that leftist game
Is it just a woman thing that they take fucking forever to reply?
>>53424652
I have 6 m/bits per second, not that good desu
>>53424700
I dont wanna be branded a nazi desu
>>53424941
she thinks youre noisy
>>53424941
just call them and be done with it.
>>53424941
Maybe you're just ugly
>>53424941
She hates you
>>53424934
rude there's nothing wrong with two girls making out. There's nothing funny about innocent christian girls getting bullied leading to her suicide because of sluts.
>>53424941
you should kill yourself for trying
>>53424985
>>53425004
>>53425006
the content when she replies says otherwise though
>>53424972
what's nazi about protecting your women from the bullshit of current society?
i want to put my small brown cock inside sofia vergara's mouth
god damn it
>>53425048
Post her replies here, sharing is caring
>>53425048
she just tries to be polite duh
>>53425055
All the people in charge are cucks. They want german women raped for some reason
>>53425091
can't do that
>>53425101
polite girls dont send the shit she sends me
>>53425122
That's why you meet up with people you know who disagree and take arms
That's the only way for change cause your enemies are faggots anyway
>>53425212
>cuckmany
>arms
>>53425212
but these boat people are big and tough,you want germanon to get hurt?
>>53425289
go to work you social welfare leech! The Ubermensch welcomed you there, now return the favour and work.
>>53425327
he's not a big guy?
>>53425327
>big and tough
Then you should crash his plane with no survivors.
>>53425289
>WE WANT MONEY
>WE WANT MONEY
>WHERE SHOULD WE GO?
>TO GERMONEY
literally the first chant of those bloody refugees the moment they step foot on Greece.
I feel for you ein freund
>>53425327
Who would want to hurt me? Most people compare me to a loyal dog
>>53425354
Not yet
>>53425505
Danke. Seehofer will close the border in Bavaria soon i hope. Or denmark will annex my part. But why would they want it now?
>>53425505
>people actually chanted that
PFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>53425505
I don't like how they're taking advantage of the conflicts to beg their way into Yurop. Especially the coward men, who just run away with their tails between their legs. Yuropean countries should only accept women, children and the elderly tbhwy.
Yurop should draft the refugee men into their army and send them to fight ISIL. Meanwhile, the children will be taught and will grow up under democratic values and will be shipped back to their countries to rebuild and become future leaders. After ISIL and the other dictators are finally kicked out, Yurop should help rebuild their ruined nations to remove the need to go to Yurop.
>>53425505
>>53425698
AND STILL LET THEM IN
Seriously what the fuck happened to the western world.
Did everyone go retarded all of a sudden?
Kappa
>>53425814
White guilt?
I mean fucking hell, if you want to take in Muslims then why don't you take me?
>>53425814
Many politicians say "they will just come in anyway, no point in stopping them". For some reason borders just don't work anymore in 2016.
>>53425848
I have christian guilt,I want to say sorry by taking you in :3
>
>ywn be an indonesian soldier hanging out with your friends, singing, without worries, and ready to attack anyone on a moment's notice by the president
Why live t bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f20-HjAKbCU
>>53426129
>you will never be anwar congo
>>53426066
Hot Dayum that's a lot of land mines in Bosnia.
I wonder how they live like that.
>>53426181
I watched a Bosnian war documentary the other day and it was I dunno...kinda cool? It was like some kind of thriller movie with lots of plot twists.
I don't remember this in my curriculum
What happened here?
>>53425572
I've heard that Denmark is doing a good job keeping their refugees in check. Merkel and her loyalists really did a number on you guys.
>>53425806
I'm not sure but I think Canada went to the refugee camp itself and picked up those who really are qualified to be called as "refugees" aka children, women, disabled, and the elderly.
>>53425814
Merkel Happened.
>>53425931
>"they will just come in anyway, no point in stopping them"
>and while we're at it, we'd also like to give them free moneiz and freedom to do anything that they would fucking want in our country.
>>53425848
>white guilt
Let me guess, a jew is behind this word
>>53426129
Is this like a cheerleading competition or something....?
>you will never be Filipino soldier guarding a checkpoint alone with your buddy
>you will never take on a truck load of communist and beat them all
why live t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOGy6V42EiA
>>53426181
It was really sad to watch the break up of Yugoslavia I watched the documentary.
>>53426330
where? history channel? 556?
>>53426343
Malaysia always cheat, they always drag the entire commonwealth with them when Philippines and Indonesia tries to bully them
>>53426181
They are mostly in fields, off roads, and shit. Potential minefields are all marked with signs, so people don't go there.
>>53426403
No I watched it on YouTube, this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt5n2381Fzc
>>53426343
Good times.
![21486_10153831009572012_7364805248808829254_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hq2Ppyk.jpg "21486_10153831009572012_7364805248808829254_n[1].jpg")
>>53426713
so, all their stewardess are ugly?
Any pinoys playing this game?
I need a decent challenge
>>53426788
Not possible, as marketing they will hire youngest one.
Tito was not a bad communist.
>a visitor to Yugoslavia once said that Yugoslavians in cinemas often whistle and shout lewd things to Tito like "go on, old man" when they see him shaking hands with women in his state visits
>the visitor also heard two Yugoslavians talk about how worried they are about Tito's health, they were afraid if Tito died now they might go back to killing each other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGueFwzCyIE
>>53426788
the stewardess didn't have hijab when I was riding with Malaysian Airlines... and the women were good looking too... the men looked like boipussies though
>>53426713
Is this supposed to be funny? On a side note, I always love to fly with Malaysian owned airlines (any kinds really). You really appreciate their manners when you've came across the ones from Europe/America.
>>53426346
Denmark barely took refugees. They still have their own currency too. They're the least cucked scandi country
>>53427008
My friend is MAS pilot, he is bishonen
>>53427085
Oh and when you arrived in Malaysia the pilot will say
To the visitors, Welcome to Malaysia.
To Malaysians, Welcome home.
Best feeling t bh
>>53427203
MAS or Air Asia?
>>53426343
You can read it rest on that wiki page
>>53427203
>To the visitors, Welcome to Malaysia.
>To Malaysians, Welcome home.
I think they actually say that, in Malay and English I think.
>>53427279
Both
>>53427085
>>53427203
>>53427279
>>53427474
Nice try. You would never convince me to go to Houdini Land. Na-Uh.
>>53427843
*could
>>53427843
Found the video
2:29 in Malay
3:55 in English
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0X5yWshbPg
>>53427885
Hi Fuad
>>53427998
Hi, lets go kedai mamak.
>>53427998
>>53428091
You guys got br1m?
hey
>>53428244
Yes. I don't know when it will be deposited though, I don't know the exact balance in my account.
>>53428270
¡Hi!
So we wait till stocks crash during election then buy when Duterte is about to leave / impeached / killed / overthrown?
>>53428393
I think they will bank in 28 Jan
putangina,can't sleep
>Laguna
>pokpok pakantot
>only 2000 pesos
How much are those in the cities in NCR?
---
Oh god Im so sleepy too I posted this by mistake on an /a/ thread
How many gays in your family?
I have 2 fag relatives
>>53430204
0, a young cousin was suspected but he's fine now.
>>53430204
0. faggots are unacceptable in our bloodline 2bqhwy.
>>53428244
>TFW I pretended to be a huge NEET on my BR1M form eventhough I'm a student studying in UK with no financial trouble
Hi Asean anons. I have a question.
Why does Vietnam have so many population? they are socialist people, right?
>>53431178
Because they like doing えつち stuff.
>>53431178
Because they can.
>>53431178
Ketentuan ilahi
>>53431178
Kantot
Why white races is always looks hornyand fuck anywhere but hardly successfull in breeding.
>>53420176
>chineses chauvinism
chinese seems chauvinist since ancient time, m8.
Should I try Big black Indon coffee or piss gold darjeeling first? Roll dubs, trips, etc >:3
>>53432588
Mix them both 2gether for maximum flavor
>99
>piss gold tea and big black coffee
>mix them together
a-as you wish m-master...
Can we stop talking about refugee?
