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>>53400979
意味がわかって着てるなら心配になるな
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twFu0ZABwvk
i saw your reply on the last thread nihonjin!
i love japanese punk and metal!
we might get along..
>>53400901
乙
The event of jinja in only Kawasaki became famous, though I think there are one of such type in each place.
Perhaps it is introduced by some magazines tho.
Cringe thread I guess
>>53401115
だよねぇ
実は母も漢字のタトゥを入れてるんだけど
意味が概してあってる(確認済み)とはいえ、漢字で表して意味を強める奇妙な力が活用できるという感覚は間違っていると思う
>>53401232
oh, I don't know that musician.
I know one German who likes the similar genre, therefore I wondered why some foreigners like those.
>>53401756
i naturally sought it out because i liked these genres in my home country
I drink a cup of coffee just now.
スターバックスは安物で駄目なのかなぁ。
コーヒー好きなのに味はよくわからんw
>>53401619
良い意味の漢字ならいいんだが自己嫌悪はな………
心なしかTシャツを着てる彼の表情も暗く見えてくる
>>53402027
*I just drank a cup of coffee
>>53402027
I'm also drinking coffee, with milk and sugar :-)
>>53402140
>sugar
pleb :^)
Japan a shit.
Korea #1
>>53402053
とにかく彼に意味が分かってほしくないというのはめっちゃわかるw
彼の周りにいる誰かのいたずらならすごく嫌だな
fuck i want some coffee now guys ima go make somee
>>53402155
書かれているフランス語の意味をどうか教えてくださいませ
>>53400901
I fucking hate Japan.
>>53402212
どうでもいいわ
>>53402163
normally i drink it with this, but we're all out. it's v tasty
>>53402212
I love you
>>53402246
Go bomb Pearl Harbor.
>>53402027
スタバはブレンディードリップと質も味もあまり変わらないような気がする
>>53402311
what satisfaction could you possibly get from typing such a witless sentence
>>53401879
Those Japanese genres are introduced to foreign countries by magazines or something, aren't they?
Or I wonder if you are the people concerned about Japan.
that's mysterious.
コーヒーを作った :D
>>53402311
You do realize I am American right?
我が国に恥をかかせるな、カス
>>53402298
>Pic related
Sorry but I don't love you.
>>53402346
A lot.
>>53402425
both
japanese bands have been introduced by magazines in the past. kurt cobain was a huge fan of the band shonen knife too.
>>53402468
do you care to elaborate? "Go bomb Pearl Harbor" seems like something you'd say as a child and shudder at the memory of.
>>53402155
自然に戻って物事をそのまま自然にさせる(放置する意味で)
>>53402536
>>53402456
I could shitpost better than that guy desu senpai
>>53402536
What do Japanese people call a Chinese man?
>>53402102
>otacos
www
>>53402559
アンカー間違っちゃった
>>53402200
>>53402642
*looks down at his lunch tray and magic cards*
g-go bomb pearl harbor...
>>53402642
A pincushion.
>>53402559
横レスだけど、裸に戻ろうという意味かと想像してたw
>>53402723
(￣∇￣;)ハッハッハ
と言ってほしいのか?ん?
>>53402723
listen, i know you're doing your best, but you need some element of cleverness in your posts
"go bomb pearl harbor", really not too hard to figure out why this one doesn't work, clearly pearl harbor has already been bombed and it's just awkward
"they call him a pincushion because look at this picture of them stabbing a POW with bayonets" i get that them stabbing him with bayonets is kind of like a pincushion but the formula of this joke makes zero sense considering there's no other part of the joke alluding to sewing or really any basis for existing other than to try to be "that guy" on 4chan
overall i hope this helps you be more funny and come off less like an angsty high school student
朝からデカ鼻sempai激オコ?
>>53402800
はあ、そういう意味もあるよ
>>53402863
My best is never enough.
>>53402931
bに戻れ!
If you can't get a Japanese poster to respond, you are not cut out for it!
Lol its way easy and you can't even manage that
>>53402559
ありがとうございます
謎な文章だな
もし俺がこのTシャツ着てフランスの街を歩いたらみんな笑ってくれる?
それともヤバい奴と思われる?
plane
>>53402912
まさか本当にあるとは思わなかった・・・
>>53402519
少年ナイフ。。
Indeed.
It seems that Japanese Punks fans are not good at overseas countries tho.
>>53402999
ミスだらけなので笑うよね
こういうのはfranponais(日仏語)という
Would you guys want an Aryan gf or a qt Japanese gf?
>hoping to take Beginning Japanese II in the spring
>was forced out of Beg. Japanese I last fall by a bunch of rescheduling shenanigans
>now aiming to enroll in the alternate class time that had been full last semester
>placement test is required to determine eligibility
>study hard
>study far past what Beg. Japanese I covered last year
>spend 5 hours on the 50 question test because there was no time limit
>got a 58/100
>eligible for not just Beginning Japanese II, but Intermediate Japanese I, though that's a fall-term-only class
>go to enroll in this class, finally, after all that
>The alternate timeslot class has been canceled
Any メアリーさん doujins out there to cheer me up?
>>53403245
よし面白Tシャツでフランスをわかせてやるぜ
一応本当にヤバい意味じゃないか調べてから行くけど
>>53403344
>>53402973
Hurr durr go back to b
>>53403401
I just want you to fit in somewhere
¥3,300
>>53403310
Any girl who owns shobon paraphernalia
>>53403376
うん、やばいのもあるのでご注意w
>>53403462
I want to put my asshole on your nostril and fart.
>>53403374
Uh do you mean that girl in the Genki textbook?
Cheer up, man. You can practice your Japanese here, especially when the Japanese posters wake up. Download rikaichan while you're at it, it'll really help a lot with the standard definitions.
>>53403624
What are you, 30?
:^)
my ass hurts
>>53403661
Yes
>>53403708
Who bullied your ass?
>>53403624
Can I lick your balls while you do it?
>>53402227
>>53403814
I think I might have hemorrhoids
>>53403898
おにいさん可愛すぎww
>>53403884
Of course you can!
>>53403953
でもクズだよ
子供が使えなくて困ってる
>>53403906
Go to hospital
早く行って治してください
>>53403898
いいお兄さんだよね
What did she mean by this?
>>53404010
問題なしだと思うw
>>53404032
子供や妹のためにやってあげてるならともかく、こいつらは自分のために親の金を使ってるだけ
>>53402807
Is there anyone who mentally functions as an adult AND likes any Will Ferrel / Owen Wilson / Paul Rudd / Ben Stiller / Jack Black / Luke Wilson / Vince Vaughn / Steve Carell films?
>>53404120
>Not liking Will Ferrel
Another reason to hate Japs.
>>53404120
What's wrong with Steve Carell? I loved Anchorman and Evan Almighty.
Should have added Adam "by the way, did I mention that I'm Jewish?" Sandler to that list though.
>>53404086
え
こいつはお兄さんだと思った
>>53404120
A lot of people like Will Ferrel and Steve Carell, actually.
>>53404206
>>53404206
He is probably the least talented person making millions in Hollywood. Also, I am American.
He is the face of that constellation of shitty stars that end up in the same circlejerk of shitty films that /b/ teenagers love.
>>53404221
I think his movies are a different category. He doesn't end up in the same films as far as I know.
>>53404247
Yeah but what I am asking is if they are adults, retarded adults, or what
>>53403651
Oh, definitely, I've already been doing a lot of that.
Oh, I have rikaichan already (well, I have rikaikun). I actually feel as though I'm getting a bit overreliant on it.
Also, yes.
>>53404297
Jesus fucking Christ you have no soul. Everything you say to me from here on out has no weight.
>>53404278
Is that actually a common occurrence?
>>53404297
Normal adults
>>53404337
How was your college experience with Japanese?
>>53404357
Clearly I touched a nerve. You sound exactly like my younger brother who has a melodramatic episode when I insult these people lol
He wears a fedora on the reg btw not even joking
>>53404120
>>53404278
>>53404297
>I think his movies are a different category. He doesn't end up in the same films as far as I know.
Maybe not exactly the same category ("dudebro films"), but they're really fucking bad and aimed at retarded teenages, like Mall Cop and Pixels. He's only ever made one good film, and that's Little Nicky.
>>53404444
Lol not including Big Daddy
Now I know you're a troll
what sort of memes do you have in japan? can you share some?
what sort of humour do you enjoy in general in japan?
>>53404468
I watched Big Daddy again when I was an adult and I didn't like it, even though it was one of my favourite childhood films
>>53404383
>How was your college experience with Japanese?
Nonexistent? As I said, I've had a single day of a Japanese class and that's it.
Well, it has helped quite a bit in some respect, my self-teaching so far was at it's best while I was studying for the test.
>>53404505
That hasn't changed for me. I think it was cause I was raised by a single dad for a large portion of my life so it touches me a bit
>>53404337
are you a cute girl
>>53404522
Do you have any plans to take Japanese on college still?
>>53404383
seems so
>>53404573
suomi i dont read nor speak wambamapanese
>>53404573
I love you sami
>>53404630
"Today too, I'll try my best"
Then something about sex
>>53404583
Idol "culture" has to be one of the most cringe worthy things ever.
>>53404803
After she said that she fucked all day
What are some typical programmes Japanese people watch on TV?
Do you have sitcoms? Soap operas? Reality TV shows? Is there a Japanese equivalent of Jeremy Kyle?
>>53404820
>>53404803
>tfw part sami
where are my designated reindeers?
>>53404916
Documentary, sports, comedy, drama
And there are A LOT OF shows about food
>>53405389
>And there are A LOT OF shows about food
Cookery programmes? Like competitions between who can make the nicest food and stuff?
>>53405046
I-I'm working on it
when you've just lost your best friend, had your last plan for your future fail, and have no apparent means of success, what do you do short of suicide
>>53405578
Drink until you feel better
>>53405578
In rare cases people go murder a bunch of random people and get arrested, and then be sentenced to death. It happened a couple of times in japan.
>>53405578
Muslim killing spree sounds like a better idea than suicide
>>53405578
Take a break and give it another go when you feel up to it
>>53405578
Spend your time here
The Japanese posters will comfort you along with us gaijins
>>53405578
Read philosophy.
>>53405522
>competition
Yeah, but mostly not
I can't explain well
Some of them are “how to cook ○○○” type show
And some of them are informations about good restaurants
>>53405550
actually it's in my freezer
>>53405948
Do you eat reindeers, half sami-kun?
>>53405948
>killing reindeers
B-but how will santa deliver his presents
Japanese women turn me on
>>53406030
Anon, I don't want to crush your dreams or anything, but in reality Santa doesn't ride reindeers, they are too slow and he wouldn't be able to deliver all the presents. He uses a magical jet plane instead.
>>53406056
Me too
>>53405945
Strange. Most cookery programmes here are competitions (in fact, a lot of the biggest shows on British TV revolve around cooking competitions).
I always wondered what kind of programmes Japanese housewives watched.
>>53406014
ofc, you can even buy reindeer meat in normal grocery stores here in stockholm
>>53406030
we kill them after he's done
so does anyone happen to have a favorite japanese singer? pls don't say kyary pamyu pamyu
>>53406294
One ok rock
>>53406335
i know them
>>53406294
kyary desu
>>53406271
Let me take you to dinner and eat reindeer meat at a fancy restaurant
Strawberry jam and butter and camembert cheese sandwich
>>53406294
Maki Nomiya
>>53406230
your tv has too much competition based shows imo. I guess it's not in our nature to compete all the time, get's tiring rather than exciting.
>>53406230
It may sounds crazy, but you can watch 10+ cooking show everyday in Japan
>competition
Is it interesting?
What is your favourite competition show
>>53406478
>jam and cheese in the same sandwich
stop
>>53406498
>get's tiring rather than exciting
I felt this quite often when watching Hell's Kitchen
>>53406514
Shit taste
>>53406514
Are you stupid lol
Camembert goes excellent with fruit jams
>>53406508
>What is your favourite competition show
Takeshi's Castle, but that's not a cooking show. It's very, very popular in the UK though, they still show repeats of it regularly 26 years after it stopped airing. I find normal cooking programmes boring, but most British females love them.
>>53406498
Competitions are fun. People win prizes, and the losers feel bad about themselves on public television.
>>53406498
>>53406230
But the cooking competition shows in the west were ripped off from Japanese program "Ryori no Tetsujin" (some of them are actually authorized but some are not)
It's old TV show in Japan so people don't watch it anymore but it seems like westerners love Japanese old shows too much (and they like to rip off)
>>53406687
Iron Chef is not the only competition cooking show, and it isn't necessarily the creative inspiration for them either
>>53406583
I watched 1 season of the great british bake-off, and I loved it.
I would have liked it better without the competition element though, needlessly tensing up the whole process.
But that's just my opinion, I think it suits the british audience better.
>>53406466
sure, if you pay because it's expensive
How do you feel against the constant weaboos shittin' up your country?
Might be you're all weaboos moefags yourselves, but please don't throw a tantrum, I'm just curious.
>>53406687
yeah, I know.
Have you seen the US version ? You should try it.
The dramatical effects are just ridiculous, but somehow terrific to watch.
>>53406768
what's a "weaboo" ?
>>53406687
I haven't heard of that one before, but some Japanese programmes attain cult status in the UK. The most famous (non-anime) is probably Takeshi's Castle.
>>53406806
Anyone overly obsessed with Japanese culture to the point where they become annoying.
>>53406806
>what's a "weaboo" ?
Davido-kuns.
>>53404571
Well, yeah, I do plan on taking Japanese, although I get less optimistic about being able to enroll by the day.
>>53406514
Would you eat this?
It's cheese + guava paste.
>>53406755
How much?
Anything for you
>>53406806
>>53406955
Sure, but I'd probably eat them separately.
>>53406955
eso se llama vigilante, brazuca
queso y membrillo, pero yo lo prefiero con batata
>>53406955
I've already done that. Killer combo
>>53406970
probably over $100 for a full course meal
per person
>>53406806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
>>53407005
Honestly, that way it doesn't taste nearly as good. The "contrast" is the best part.
>>53407036
Membrillo y batata?
>>53407059
It's really delicious.
>>53406882
OK, i'm fortunate enough to not have that sort of people around, but if I met one, I guess it will be pretty annoying.
I never felt like they are shitting up our country though ? They are annoying but not a big problem on the whole I feel.
>>53407111
>no friends and no gf where he comes from
>moves to Japan because he likes anime and thinks he'll be accepted there
>mocked on national TV by 2 presenters
>>53407175
He should have gotten an understanding of the culture besides weebshit before moving there. It really isn't hard.
>>53407116
We eat it either with membrillo and cheese or batata and cheese, not together, at least I don't. But it's probably yummy too.
>>53407098
For reindeer meat?
Why is it so expensive?
Would still do it for you
おはよう
皆元気?
>>53406487
i'm really enjoying her music, so soothing. thanks man.
>>53407372
おはよう〜
元気よ〜
>>53407372
Ohayo gozaimasu, nihonjinjanai. I hope you remember to pack everything before class today.
>>53407385
No problem. You should also check out her work from Pizzicato Five, it's pretty based.
>>53407230
I see, batata and cheese sounds pretty normal actually.
I haven't eaten membrillo yet though, I wonder if it tastes too different from goiabada.
>>53407372
おはようswedeちゃん
I hope you have prayed to your Danish overlords this morning.
>>53407418
It is a holiday today
Schools out!!!
>>53407433
i'll make sure to do that
>>53407372
おはよう せんぱい~!
>>53407439
I wanna try guayaba
D-Do you wanna go have breakfast some time?
日本人ではありません is here but nozomi didn't even show up the whole weekend.
>>53407555
Let us pray to god that Nozomi will come back to replace 日本人ではありません
>>53407555
I hope he hasn't karoshi'd himself
>>53407305
nah, that's just the regular price if you eat at a fancy restaurant
>>53407482
och jag har tenta, kul
>>53407482
which holiday?
>>53407523
>D-Do you wanna go have breakfast some time?
Yes!
>>53407555
I haven't seen him in months I think.
>>53407607
お前は酷いです
>>53407646
På vad?
>>53407690
datorteknik och komponenter
>>53407678
I cant remember
>>53407638
>>53407683
He was here like a week ago...
>>53407607
He's good too, but nozomi is nozomi.
>>53407646
Is that a yes?
We can watch NTV and chill after-- if you're into that.
>>53407718
Vad är problemet med det?
Jag kan ju dem med och jag har inte ens pluggat datorteknik
Moderkort och grafikkort heter dem
>>53407690
お前をいじめるのは俺の義務だ
>>53407718
>>53407769
I'm sorry I don't speak Somali.
>>53407811
>>53407755
I already said yes, la d
>>53407769
bild
men om du vill veta vad det är så:
https://www.kth.se/social/files/55817f3af27654616e3c3164/2016-06-11-exam-is1500-is1200.pdf
>>53407818
ooga booga
>>53407683
やった! dateですよ!
>>53407867
Do you look like this?
Please yes
>>53407894
Remember to use protection
>>53407908
もちろん!
>>53407903
I look like this
>>53407867
>Den där pedéeffen
Fattade lika mycket av det där som jag fattar vad som försegår i en feminists hjärna
Lycka till grabben
>>53407894
Just how cute are you?
>>53407974
>not best girl
Into the garbage you go
>>53408028
I don't really like it I just watched it because https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI_fgwbmJg0
>>53407992
>lycka till
t-tack detsamma
>>53407974
Hey wait a second aren't you that りあじゅう
>>53408093
no I think you're thinking of 瑞典人
>>53408024
とてもとてもかわいいです! あなたは?
I remember in a VN a character refering to herself as super detective and she said something like choou tantei, or something like that, minaaa たすけてください
>>53408148
Ah okay
What type of dinners do you like?
>>53408179
What's it like being a normie?
>>53408179
リア充 OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53408092
You aren't missing much, it's kinda shit, especially the ending. Nice soundtrack though.
>>53408170
超探偵?
超 is equivalent to the english "super-".
Is that from Milky Homes? Haven't seen it yet.
>あなたは?
Very.
>>53408221
>What's it like being a normie?
I wouldn't know
>>53408179
du får sluta skriva om när du blev nekad på älskogshotell hela tiden!
>>53408221
lots of protein because GAINS gotta get HUGE
>>53408240
I've already watched 3/4 of it, been on hold for almost a year soon though. Will probably never finish it tbqh
>>53408285
>du får sluta skriva om när du blev nekad på älskogshotell hela tiden!
har inte haft min benis i en bagina på 6 månader nu
>>53408269
>>53408170
>VN
Shit! Didn't notice that.
Never mind.
>>53408285
B-but aren't you a 美人すぎる half-sami?
>>53408271
Don't lie to us リアじゅう
>>53408269
ああああ!そ、そ、あれですよ! 助かったよ!ありがとう~!
If I remember correctly, it's from Comyu!
You aren't into VNs senpai?
>>53408314
>haft bille i bitta
att erkänna det är allt som krävs för att bli klassad som nbög mann1 :)
>>53408350
sry, I'm only 1/8th sami
>>53408414
du drack säkert alkohol och hade kul på nyår
sen sitter du här o kallar mig för normalbög
>>53408414
A-are you at least a 美人すぎる gf?
>>53408391
Not really, I tried playing 信天翁航海録 some time ago but the kanji scared me off, maybe I should try something lighter.
There another Brazilian who also comes here who seems to like VNs a lot though.
>>53408028
Jesus she looks like shit in the anime.
>>53408285
>I've already watched 3/4 of it, been on hold for almost a year soon though. Will probably never finish it tbqh
Don't bother, it's not even worth it. The last interesting arc is Ai and Marco.
Watch something more intellectually stimulating like Yuruyuri instead.
I don't want to go to college tomorrow and read 140 pages of textbook shit...
>>53408452
jag var faktiskt nykter på nyår då jag söp så hårt på juldagen att jag var bakis i nästan tre dagar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY68IAZ2xMM
^min video.tm
>>53408509
On the inside
>>53408614
I can't watch anymore Yuru Yuri
because I've already watched all of it
>>53408569
Take it back
>>53408757
>jag söp så hårt på juldagen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2oi4vhONXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmNpjCFSkZw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
>>53408550
I'm only just starting out but I have read many in english.
>I should try something lighter.
you should, visit us desu
>>>/vg/128114705
>>53408809
a-amen durå!
haru nåra tentor nu i veckan då?
>>53408892
2st :^(
skrev en den sjunde
>>53408757
You've played with my heart
>>53408845
Going to check it then.
In english I've read Saya no Uta, obligatory Katawa Shoujo, and one that I forgot but the tittle has something to do with medicine/drug I think (one of the heroines is bullied at school, there is one who think she's a fairy...) .
>>53408915
>sjunde
HAHA OMTENTA JÄVLA SOPA HAHAHA
jag skrev också en omtenta den sjunde :(
och nu har jag tre tentor på en vecka också :(
>>53408991
sumimasen
>>53408795
I mean, it's the truth.
Much better in the manga, like most things in Mirai Nikki were.
>>53408745
What do you major in?
>>53409132
Manga > Anime 90% of the time.
>>53409132
Is the manga different enough to warrant reading if you've watched the anime?
成人式やん!
俺は行かんかったけど。
それで、同い年がまた何かやらかしたのかな?
>>53409120
Be a girl from now on please...
>>53409191
Nursing
Taking a history class though...
>>53409273
okay!
今日の昼ごはんはあんドーナツです
>>53409333
You're my gf now
What's your gril name?
>>53409339
あんドーナツは美味しいですか?
>>53409401
this is going too fast
>>53409455
LOVE WAITS FOR NO ONE
>>53409401
When you get a gf, you're supposed to name her yourself, dummy.
>>53409401
>Girls names
I love ちなみ & くるみ
>>53409683
i like
なか だし
>>53409683
さおり
れいこ
かりん
I don't remember many names honest.
I'll be back
おやすhomie
>tfw my primary motivator for finally getting a job is to fund a trip to the local massage parlor
I'm also going to sleep, good night everyone.
Have a nice sleep.
おやすみ~!
>>53410020
Oyasuminasi, brazil-kun. I hope your dreams are as sweet as you are.
みなはとてもやさしいです
このこちらがいつもですか ここに??
