Captain Autism edition
>>53400178
Hi!
eek
>>53400288
Hi... how was your day, where is everyone, living normie lives?
>>53400409
playoffs, son
How many times a week do my fellow /cum/panions get drunk?
I seem to have a harder time remembering sober nights than drunken nights. Also looking for whiskey recommendations in the $10-$15 range that doesn't taste like shit
>>53400409
Day was okay. I need to get up early tomorrow and I won't be able to sleep for a while.
Gonna be rough tomorrow.
Explain yoursves , cucks
>>53400252
>>53400252
>>53400252
>>53400649
it's the exotic factor, just exotic enough to be sexy, not so exotic they have some backwards chauvinistic culture... why do white men like gooks so much
nth for don't bully!
>>53400649
Maybe in 2010 when sluts actually thought gweedos were cool. Now, everyone laughs at them
>>53400649
learn to speak English
>>53400517
I don't really drink
>>53400811
>>53400517
>whiskey recommendations in the $10-$15 range
Evan Williams is the best cheap whiskey
>>53400517
I'm honestly so thankful I won't drink
I know if I do, I'd be fucked.
>>53400517
Buzzed, 4-5 nights a week
Shitface plastered 1-2, a month
Drink, pretty much every day
>>53400517
>How many times a week do my fellow /cum/panions get drunk?
0 desu
>>53400855
STOP
>>53400517
Quit being a bitch and buy makers mark
YOU LIKE THAT?
>TFW GF leaving for another country tomorrow and we'll probably shift to being long distance friends
I need a gf and job quick... should I just get a shitty low wage job and get enough money to move to a place with more career opportunities or should I look for a good paying job in my field in a field I want to have a career in.
Was thinking of going to the mall, getting applications to all the stores worth working at and flirting a bit with some people. I'm socially good and probably about a 7/10 who knows how to dress.
>>53401760
what's with all the mystery flags?
>>53401799
the thread was moved from /pol/ apparently
>>53401851
but /pol/ has flags
Also how do they move a thread from board to board? I thought they just 404ed it
>>53401851
>moving /pol/ threads to /int/
disgusting
>>53401884
the flags can't transfer boards
I've seen them move threads from /int/ to /pol/ before and /trash/ is supposed to have threads moved to it but I think its just furry porn at this point
>>53401884
They do 404 it. It just gets moved as well.
>inb4 that chilean and Argentinean start posting anime
>>53401851
i didnt even know they could do that
>>53402061
I have both Chile & Argentina filtered
who /completely wasted their weekend/ here?
>>53400649
Every girl wants something different Antonio same thing happens with Italian women that love Anglo cock.
>>53402563
me
crossed both days and just took some m
life is ok
NEED a yank gf who surfs.
>>53400795
>why do white men like gooks so much
we reall don't. It's only betas that do
can't find my mgs3 copy anywhere
>>53402955
>not just owning the MGS collection in 2 discs
>>53402955
>mum gave away my ps2, xbox original, dreamcast, sega megadrive away
unironically cried
>>53403002
thats rough, lad
The DC and PS2 should at least be cheap on ebay nowadays
>>53402998
i NEED to smell the manual tho
>>53403011
doh
Was it mandatory in your middle or high school to read Brave New world? It wasn't in the homeschooling programme I was enrolled in. Only now am I disappointed, as I wish I had read this earlier.
>>53403423
I didn't read any classics or things people usually read in high school desu
>>53403423
I read it in high school
>>53403423
I didnt
we had to read animal farm, Lord of the flies, and I think 1984
>>53403448
wait no I forgot we had to read of mice and me
>>53403423
We did, but I don't remember too much from it
>>53403500
oh yah, that one too
>>53403423
yes, but not 1984
>>53403423
Most required reading was played on a tape or a cd over a speaker while the English teacher graded papers so you didnt miss much.
>tfw discovering lord of the flies for the first time
>>53403687
>Most required reading was played on a tape or a cd over a speaker while the English teacher graded papers so you didnt miss much.
Are you fucking serious?
That is a failure of the education system on so many levels.
>>53403687
man that must have taken forever
>>53403423
I read it on my own.
>>53400409
I dont have a normie life
>>53401884
I dont know but they can move the boards
>>53400409
Good day overall. Back to work tomorrow deliver some papers and other boring stuff.
>>53404039
>>53403837
No it was usually only ten pages and a small quiz that you couldnt fail because the answers are in the text book so you can check to see if they are correct. I honestly don't believe you can fail American Highschool unless you have some illness.
>>53403011
Your rat is cute tbqh... like the sweater.
>>53402563
I did
>>53404096
you couldnt graduate my highschool if you didnt do a senior project and have it graded by a panel of judges
but they got rid of that now for standardized essays
>>53403423
I never read it in mine. I need to look it up sometime
Born into a family of Chiefs fans, think we might actually pull it off this year?
Yesterday was the first time the Chiefs won a post-season game since 1994. They have not won an actual playoff game (not wildcard) since 1982. I'm pretty sure the city will burn down if the Royals and Chiefs both win respective championships in the same season.
>>53404096
Some real small curiousity why is that sometimes on TV portray the prom night as such big life changing event. At least it is.
>>53404138
In my school you had to write a senior paper if you wanted to graduate. The following year they replaced that with a senior project.
>>53404163
no I don't think so
>>53403500
>>53403614
How was it? It's on my backlog and I've been meaning to read it for some time now.
iirc, all noteworthy I was required to read in the aforementioned programme was Ulysses & some of Edgar Allan Poe's poems & short stories. Shame that I'm only getting around to other works of literary importance now.
>>53404246
I literally made a diorama of super mario kite runner complete with donkey kong bad touching baby luigi as a project in english
>>53404261
was okay I guess although most deep literature flies over my head
>>53404226
Girls get to live the princess fantasy, guys get to fuck the girl, and every rental business is making a ton of money.
Just got my new computer.
HER HAIR WAS BLACK AND HER EYES WERE BLUE
>at work
>super qt who used to work comes through
>she goes to another shorter line
>look up from my register
>catch her mirin
>she quickly looks away when she sees I've found her out
I might just make it boys
>l
>>53404584
yeah you totally did
for sure
>>53404584
>tfw dad is obese and is still able to cheat on his recent wife with teenagers
>listening to him fuck a girl from your class while you visit for xmas
>>53404436
what kind of computer?
>>53404584
Yesterday the girl at the pizza restaurant remembered my name. We're all getting gfs this year.
>>53404833
The fuck is wrong with him?
>>53404495
thats a great combo
How's your cat tonight, /cum/?
>>53404833
That's sound akward.
>>53404933
idk she's probably running around in the snow
Ask a guy who lost his virginity 4 night ago anything
>>53404833
That's just depressing.
1. I don't cheat
2. How the fuck can an ugly fat 50 something fuck girls that young
3. What kind of low self esteem do you need to have to fuck a guy who could be your father as he cheats on his wife
>>53404833
you should walk in on him and take pics
>>53404890
Green eyes black hair is beter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a401KQfiB0
>>53404833
>check flag
It fits.
>>53404933
this is one of many reasons missouri is an awful place
>>53404889
I don't know how he fucking does it but it pisses me off.
>>53404956
Its awkward and it makes me jealous as fuck I hate it.
>that feel when
>>53405166
>judaism
>tfw no Jewish gf
>tfw can't drink on SSRIs
>tfw parents don't understand my literary lifestyle
Tell me your feels, /cum/
>>53405166
>Rome
>not going for domination
Nice general
Good posters
Anime
I'm going to give /cum/ a 7.3/10
Daily reminder that the Denver Broncos are going to win the superb owl
>>53405491
No the Panthers will win easily 18-1.
>>53405451
My last win was a domination win, I wanted to do a cultural victory now that they added tourism.
>>53405512
$cam is going to get exposed against the xecucks m8
>>53405351
oy vey you're on to me
>>53405488
Thanks senpai.
>>53405488
Thank you
>>53405447
>can't drink on SSRIs
Yeah you can. I did it for years, you just have to be a little more careful depending which one you're on. I remember Prozac tending to give me blackouts more often. Benzos are the only one you can't drink on, and even then you can just not take them for that day.
>>53405518
There's plenty of other better civs for that though. Also
>266 tourism
Better get cracking on those hotels and airports.
>>53405491
>>53405512
you are both wrong
>>53405619
benzos are not ssris
>>53405676
I know. They're really the only kind of psych med you can't drink on, all the rest are fine.
>>53405666
>Barely beating the vikings
>>53405666
god I hope not
>>53405666
They practically lost today against the viqueens
Still though I think they're gonna beat the kittens
do you smoke /cum/ and what do you smoke
belmonts here, only cig that can compare with american cigs
>>53405654
I literally just won, it wasn't even a close game.
>>53405709
God I hope so
>tfw your chad best friend cucks you out of a British qt
>>53405755
>belmonts
Terrible. B&H or nothing.
>>53405755
I only smoke weed sorry loser
>>53405755
maverick menthols
>>53405755
>2016
>smoking
>>53405789
>flag
sure ya do bozo, your cops will gun you down like a dog for that
I really hope people keep downplaying the Patriots this week.
>>53405792
>Connecticut
>menthols
Hi Jamal.
>>53405755
Camel
Turkish Golds and Royals
>>53405808
It's more legal in parts of the USA than it is Canada senpai
>>53405757
>>53405755
Smoking is bad for your lungs anon so you should stop.
>>53405755
Smoking is literally degenerate.
>>53405825
I got used to bumming menthols over time, it helps cover up the harshness a little bit in cheap brands
>>53405892
Elaborate
>>53405755
Smoking is for the fake,
>>53405869
>>53405892
global rule 2
>>53405944
>acting like smoking is some grown up mature le manly man thing
>>53405944
enjoy your literal cancer desu senpai
>>53405944
Looks like someone is getting withdraw
>>53405778
That's why I trust literally nobody. Not even my closest friends.
has /cum/ been kinda dead lately?
>>53405755
I dont smoke
>>53406186
I dont know. This is the 3rd day I have posted here.
>>53406186
yes because of meme generals like /cuck/ /anglo/ and others
just got to mexico from the U.S.
Everything looks ghetto
eating a chicken ranch salad desu
>>53406186
Maybe
>>53406499
Based Texas.
Unironically wish I was a dixie.
>>53406342
You should do drugs and fuck a trap
>>53406499
Oatmeal desu
>mfw after fapping to rape porn
Even though it's clearly fake I feel disgusted.
wat do?
>>53406772
fucking casual
>>53406772
You're weak.
>>53406772
cut it out
I thought it was the wind...regardless, send help.
Come watch the goldenglobes with /int/
https://instasync.com/r/cheshirelad
>>53406772
Exercise to exhaustion in the heat and go at it like an angry dog, it makes fapping the best
http://strawpoll.me/6507212
>>53406906
>freezing rain
name something worse
>>53406906
goddamn cloest gays
>>53406906
it isn't
I really need to build this relationship like Trump is gonna build the wall, but I have no idea how. If I don't do something, I'm gonna end up being an orbiter and I'm sure my alpha friends will look down on me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir0K8Xhxc34
>>53405755
Camels, Red Marlboros and Lucky Strikes
if nothing's available i'll take whatever that is not menthol
>>53407031
hail
>>53406906
It's pretty gay but if you really like traps you can quit being a pussy about it and just be a top.
>>53407031
Flying roaches in Florida.
Fuckin Kolechians I swear
Every time
>>53407379
is he seducing you?
>>53407379
>those parts where you have to check there gender
>surely this is a woma-
>>53407379
Sequel when.
>>53407353
Oh god I didnt need to be reminded of the flying roach swarms. It was like the cloud and they were all over me. There was nowhere to go. :(
>>53407570
Is this actually a thing? Also is it true about roaches being immortal?
>>53407379
Had one try to climb the fence yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o-7MmhqNfA
/cum/ dead tonight
>>53408122
>>53406591
>>53406747
noice
meanwhile, I got bit in the hand by a flea and in the process of trying to kill it discovered there were like 10 on my pants
I'd literally been back for 15 minutes and there were none in my car, so somehow I got 10+ fleas on my pants (specifically there)
every piece of cloth in my room is in the washer right now and every other surface got hit with flea removal spray, I just got out of the shower
it was horrible
I'm going to kill my roommate's dog
LAST WEEK YOU ALL SAID THE PACKERS FACING THE REDSKINS WOULD BE THEIR END
HAH
HAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>53408281
I dont remember saying that
>>53408193
Don't like dogs. that sucks man. don't come here
>>53407689
I dont know about roaches being immortal. Thats a first that I heard. But the roach cloud happened to me.
>>53408281
It looked like it for a few minutes
>>53408122
there must be other things happening tonight
>>53408193
I own three dogs and they're all free of fleas. The problem is your roommate.
I need to fall asleep early today (11:30pm).
What should I do? So far my plan is just to take some Zinc & Magnesium, and then fap.
>>53408457
>The problem is your roommate.
Well, the dog is allergic to medication or something, but my roommate is also not capable of being responsible for another living being. His girlfriend and I conspired at various points for one of us to distract him while the other dumped the dog in Navasota or something.
Also the neighbor's dog is probably the source of the flees, his owners are dindus.
>>53408506
knocking yourself out with alcohol should do the trick
but the quality of your sleep will be quite shitty
I have a lot of respect for yanks 2bh. I often banter you lot too hard on /int/ but I would just like you to know I am sorry.
>>53408457
This.
I have two dogs, never get fleas
>>53408551
straight-edge
>>53408559
dont let it happen again
>>53408122
Highschool started again
>>53408529
That's dumb and kidnapping a pet is a crime. Just use Frontline or something.
![1257522586858[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9vINnzk.jpg "1257522586858[1].jpg")
>>53408559
nobody cares
>>53408506
Just go to bed at 1030 and by 1130 you'll be fast asleep
>>53408583
Watch some chinese cartoons.
>>53408559
t-thanks senpai you too.
>>53408506
Pop to the shop and get nytol. Or some camomile
>>53408630
idk last time I had that stuff I stayed up later than usual
Reminder
>>53408630
I don't want to have to walk ;_;
pic related
>>53408663
and you people consider Canada habitable
Just realized I signed up for a completely wrong class that I will need to drop
>>53408559
I feel the same about the UK
>>53408590
ur dumb
The dog is basically constantly on one sort of medicine or another for the fleas. Problem is, my roommate's a poorfag and (like I said) the dog's allergic to something or something else.
It hasn't been my problem but if this happens again it will be.
And it's not a crime if we send him to Animal Rescue.
>>53408686
Some of Canada is, not here tho
>>53408663
Jelly 2bh I prefer cold weather I think it's because I sleep with my window open everynight and it's a skylight. It's 3c here
>>53408645
Literally how?
>>53408686
this is actually pretty mild desu
>>53408710
Scotland weather is nice desu
Lived in Aberdeen as a wee lad
>>53408710
wasn't even tasty at all
>>53408713
This, it could be much worse
>>53408663
>>53408686
>>53408706
I'm sure we'll have aerogel clothing in a few years if you can tough it out till then.
What's the time across the Atlantic?
>>53408756
Aberdeen is fucking beautiful. you must have a good childhood.
>>53408804
23:34
>>53408804
11:35 EST
8:35 in PST, the only timezone that matters.
Sup migos.
>>53408804
8:34 PM on the Best Coast.
>>53408804
like 10:30
>>53408834
>>53408838
this
If you're not on Pacific standard time you're basically irrelevant
>>53408663
How are Canadians still alive?
>>53408710
>It's 3c here
same here
What is it with autists and Sonic?
>>53408819
Was there until I was 6 so I don't remember much except for the stone houses and rain
>>53408884
It makes a lot of sense
>>53408873
>How are Canadians still alive?
Scottish blood. Most likely descandants of Highland Scots who are hardy motherfuckers.
Watch a Doc on YouTube found my people amazed their more like me..
>>53408884
genetics
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21984201
>>53408890
Half my ancestors fled to Canada.
>>53408901
>1/16 Scottish
yeeeeeeeee
>>53408873
Barely feels like winter family
>>53408884
he can run fast and is blue
t. never played a sonic game
>>53408901
But how does that explain me and the rest of the South?
>>53408928
Yeah, shit ton of Scots here
>>53408804
its 11:40 where I am
>>53408920
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21984201
Wait what
>>53408954
Could be lowland Scots
>>53408901
I think my middle name is Scottish but afaik most of my family is from England
>>53409011
>bc
Hows life in the literal Garden of Eden
>>53408688
He shouldn't own a dog is he can't take care if it desu
Also, some animal shelters euthanize dogs.
>>53405755
Camel Blues. It's hard to find Kamel Reds in the NE. Picked up the habit from school and work-related stress, and it helps you concentrate.
>>53408980
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_hedgehog
>>53405755
American Spirits.
>>53409039
Pretty nice, outside of Surrey and Richmond.
>>53408884
Read this... makes sense to be desu
>>53409073
Want to move to BC 2bh have done so since I was a kid.
Never going to happen ;-;
>>53409118
Why not? You have your whole life ahead of you.
>>53409064
http://otd.harvard.edu/explore-innovation/technologies/robotnikinin-small-molecule-inhibitor-of-sonic-hedgehog-shh-signaling-in-hu/
>>53408920
>>53409064
Toppest of keks
>>53409138
20 and don't have the qualifications to get into Uni. I would need to go back to college(this is like a school where people who didn't behave well in school go to to get their a-levels)
All in I'd be about 26 by the time I get to uni
>>53409078
>every other shounen anime
k-on confirmed for not autistic
>>53409118
Easiest way in is to learn a trade, friend. They're always going on about how we need tradesmen.
Plus they make a decent living, starting at $30/hr as a journeyman for most trades.
>>53409139
> Robotnikinin inhibits the induction of the Shh pathway. The discovery of robotnikinin has provided a powerful small molecule probe of an important signaling pathway involving a step in the pathway not previously accessible to small-molecule modulation. Robotnikinin will be especially valuable as a probe of diseases associated with aberrant Shh pathway activity.
Just the fact that this is about autism... I can't stop laughing
>>53409209
It's not like a clarification was needed.
>>53409210
I've been looking into becoming a farmer.
>>53409230
post more hips
>>53408911
Wut
>>53409231
I wouldn't. It's real hard work for not enough pay and a lot of it is being automated and/or the work is being done by immigrant workers who are willing to work for peanuts, or people who get their family to work their farms for free.
The Laughs keep coming
>Autism makes you seem cool and deep in high school
>>53409278
Well fuck
>>53409209
its not autistic, its just shit
