I've been through the desert on a horse with no name edition
>>53354001
Just asked her if she would ever like to live in the UK.
Will post results I'm:
>>53353783
>>53354023
I'm memeing her lad.
Yorkshire.
plymouth
>>53354099
>>53354099
>Due to the average english language speaker there being fairly good
it felt good to be out of the rain nananaaa naaa na nana naa
lads does anyone have that Japanese dumb_shit.jpg?
Need it ASAP
BRITS EXPLAIN THIS SHIT
http://www.funnyjunk.com/Fuuuuck/funny-pictures/5794554/
hull
>>53354133
I've met a few and they all seemed pretty decent.
>>53354156
Really wish he'd post the full picture of his gf
>>53354151
I sex your mother
9 months later she take a shit
Hello son how are you
Ipswich
Only gone and done another cringe.
What do you think she will respond?
>>53354156
A faggot from a non-country posting a funnyjunk link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_KALTTUPc4
>>53354186
>damp from all the rain
reckon its all the fingerin shes been doing after seeing my banging profile
>>53354111
the bright side is that it was SO bad that any subsequent date couldn't be anywhere near that bad. it's not like it was so average that you lose hope in dating.
you also have a decent story to tell future tinder slags, and they will feel the need to make the date better.
>>53354156
I love brazil
TAVA NA RUA
FUMANDO UM BASEADO
>>53354156
>funnyjunk
literally how i found 4chan tb h
>>53354183
Felixstowe here lad
>>53354183
It's a pun
>>53354092
ask her if she likes the work of otto rank
>>53354214
can you vocaroo that entire story
why is Oswald Mosley a sir?
Redpill me on this Oswald Mosley guy? is he a meme or what lads haha x
>>53354214
yeah i've told a few of my friends about it so far so i'll probably try to capitalise on the whole debacle
taken any cute pics yet for your potential tinder profile?
>>53354214
>I'll have you know my last Tinder date was awful, so you're under quite a lot of pressure to make this one good girl.
>>53354198
>>53354223
>>53354240
I CAN'T POST ALL THE PICTURES IN THIS THREAD
READ THE FUCKING FUNNYJUNK SHIT
Popped another capsule.
Come down averted.
Now I'm minging hard on the toilet to poop.
>>53354186
mentioning the bedroom at all, you're good to go
>>53354209
Might actually say that to her.
I think I fucked up. Look what she responded. She's giving me emojis though so who knows.
Any girls here want to help me out? Bucks where are you, cali where are you.
Good evening lids
so close to being sick got to stop thinking about it
>>53354252
He's not, he's dead.
So lads there are predicted to be 2.8 million migrants in 2016, how does this make you feel?
>>53354292
well mr smart arse why WAS he a sir then?
>>53354183
>Ipswich
I'll be spending a few days there for work in a couple of weeks.
What is there to do (apart from murdering prostitutes of course)?
>>53354280
think you came on a bit strong. 3rd post in and already talking about hugging
>>53354276
>brazil
>>53354156
KILL THEM
KILL KILL
KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH
KILL
KILL KILL KILL
KILL HIM
KILL THEM ALL
RIP THEIR THROATS OUT KILL KILL KIILL
>>53354296
don't really care about your godforsaken subcontinent
>>53354262
i've got one half decent one but i've got something i have to go to this week so i'll get a couple there too
i need a portfolio~~
>>53354329
Euthanising sex workers without their consent.
>>53354242
>>53354243
yeah
>>53354329
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
watch some football
>>53354332
Was a social experiment 2bh. Wanted to see if attractive guys can get away with anything.
Actually like this girl so going to lay off the cringe.
Lads I dont know anything about LYnch. redpill me on luynch and his best movies so I can tlak to this girl
Should I banter her about the north being flooded?
>>53354256
That would be my pathetic fantasy, but it's impossible.
need to get into the wanking mood
>>53354415
see nothing wrong with this 2bh
could also be walking around in shariah police patrolling the streets
>>53354415
dölet zhius
I've been talking to a norwegian girl on interpals for like 8 months now. I initially only did it to see her tits, which I got eventually. But now I just talk to her. We're like real penpals now. we just tell each other all kinds of shit for no reason
>>53354429
say his best films are Lost Highway and Eraserhead. also say how sad you feel that the ordinary person doesn't understand him and how enlightened you feel after watching him.
>>53354429
ask her to explain the symbolism in eraserhead
>>53354429
post face
>>53354429
Complain about Dublin 3bh.
>>53354329
Nothing. Watch a match maybe. Sex workers.
Actually the prossies may have a football team too.
Thought I fell in love the other day
With an old friend of mine
I was running kisses
Down every inch of her spine
>>53354454
I always thought Interpals was a meme. How come it's not as popular as say Facebook or Reddit? I'm seriously considering signing up.
>>53354156
JUST
>>53354489
because there isn't anything to do on it besides long distance messaging
>>53354489
Strikes me as something guys would use as a hookup site desu.
>>53354489
If you're not good looking people will just ignore your profile and if you're ugly you'll get reported and banned from the website
>>53354489
its some third world bullshit where slavs and gooks fish for American citizenship
>>53354541
Pretty much >>53354528 then
>>53354453
dole zeus?
>>53354551
then how come a brit is talking to another qt brit like here?>>53354429
Dubs decides my interpals username :^)
>>53354457
>>53354460
>>53354466
Here's her respone. Mentioned eraserhead.
I literally have never saw it or Blue Velvet. summarise them for me so I can seduce this vixen
>>53354462
2bh
http://i.imgur.com/CtLGMop.jpg
>>53354588
sometimes you get grills from your own country message you
>>53354541
Lies. I am average at best and can talk to people on there.
>>53354594
Rorke
>>53354551
>its some third world bullshit where slavs and gooks fish for American citizenship
I am literally considering using Interpals to get American citizenship
Living in a comfy New England town is my literal life dream
only problem is jobs
>>53354156
WEHWAHWWWWWWAWDASDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDASDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
http://www.interpals.net/noisemaker
have a suspicion this guy may be lying
>>53354594
cuntsniffer442
>>53354594
Chuteman3343
threw up lads
all my bile just left me
which sound webm should I post
noticed my housemate has 4chan bookmarked lads
>>53354599
eraserhead is literally the worst film i've ever seen in my life
>>53354599
Literally 10 wtf
>>53354599
is that your actual face?
>>53354635
what board
>>53354599
oh, so you're using a fake account as a "social experiment"
post pics of the chick you're talking with.
>>53354629
something with chebs
>>53354599
where are you from mate
>>53354652
/sp/
lads
>>53354661
what's chebs
>when someone posts in the old thread because they haven't reached the bottom yet
>>53354588
dunno, I'm exaggerating and generalizing for yous obviously
>>53354668
do you live in a mcmansion
>>53354652
don't know, green link though
hopefully /b/
>>53354675
FOY
>>53354629
you can't.
>>53354675
boobies
>>53354599
say mulholland drive is your favourite due to themes of devastating loss manifested into grandiose delusion involving pathological narcissism la
>>53354675
funy post
>>53354693
There's always a chance Germans, South Koreans, and Japs are actually Americans in the military
>>53354698
are these chebs big enough
>>>/wsg/897352
>>53354761
post 4chan goes on a date
Lads why is my hairline so autistic hahaha
it's literally like a upside down mountain range
>>53354779
post it
alri lads? hahahah
>>53354742
Think I know what you're on about.
On that subject, why are there still troops there? WWII ended 71 years ago and the Korean war, idk, 50-60 years ago? Never really looked into that one and I'm not going to.
>>53354779
like vegeta?
>>53354761
why would you waste my time like that
>>53354817
Technically the korean war is still on
>>53354820
shes actually pretty cute
>>53354817
Probably to keep an eye on Russia and North Korea
thinking about the eternal void
>>53354817
hold on let me get Obama on the line and ask him
>assignment due in 30 hours
>barely anything done
haha lads
Just sent someone a friend request and now I realise its 3am and that probably looks fucking weird
>>53354820
brilliant
>>53354855
FOY
>>53354599
Kek I think I know you
>Just sent someone a friend request and now I realise its 3am and that probably looks fucking weird
>>53354896
nice fly-over state mate
>>53354861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKeiJ3igXg
>>53354882
me when i like a girls instagram picture at this hour
>>53354877
What's the assignment
>>53354914
tell them you work 3rd shift
there are some proper cute slags on interpals 2bh lads
going to wank, be back in a bit
>>53354941
Then I'd have to make up a job as well
>>53354939
Web design, make a website and do all the documentation shit, I'll probably be able to get it done but I might be working up until the deadline Monday morning
>>53354827
I said a mountain range not mountain peak
"When you are torn between 2 choices, always pick the one that will make the best story"
Discuss
>>53354972
might as well go all the way
>>53354983
>make a website
>get a boilerplate
>set columns
>type text
done
>>53354924
>commiefornia
>>53354983
What kind of shitty course are you doing
>>53354995
u need to evaluate which story ud rather tell in the long run
>>53355011
Nah, they'll pick that shit up most likely.
>>53355037
Perth is the most boring, shit shitty in the entire country. There is literally nothing to do there.
>>53355066
then type one up yourself lid fucking hell making websites isnt what it used to be
>>53354995
best story is subjective. ultimately a meaningless criteria. plus the quality of a story is in how it's told, and not necessarily the events related to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IGHByjToO4
good video
still not convinced that regular people actually have sex irl
utah is the most beautiful state i've been to (been to 32)
>>53355105
FOY
>>53355073
Perhaps, but Adelaide is worst. I'm from Melbourne anyway, only here for another year.
Nice flubromazolam buzz underway
and I'm going to sleep like a corpse and wake up with a huge afterglow, I love LOVE drugs
>>53355090
>not mentioned
well good morning
>>53355096
yeh it's pretty weird innit
like you'll be talking to a girl and just think "probably a few hours ago that guys genitals were in her mouth and we all acknowledge this and act like its normal!
"
>>53354173
Afraid to hurt her feelings :(
![Pan.2015.1080p.BluRay.x264.DTS-HD.MA.7.1-RARBG.mkv_snapshot_01.17.23_[2016.01.10_04.07.24].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JZRQGcl.jpg "Pan.2015.1080p.BluRay.x264.DTS-HD.MA.7.1-RARBG.mkv_snapshot_01.17.23_[2016.01.10_04.07.24].jpg")
the gf is cosplaying lids
>>53355090
This is a fucking joke, what fucking retard thinks the British Empire was the most evil and doesn't even have the Roman Empire on the top ten ? The British Empire was the greatest and most humane there ever was, whoever made this video hates the west and is mentally unbalanced. The British gave the world everything and improved every place it stayed in.... this video is pathetic. The Japanese Empire and Hitlers were a thousand times more evil than the british and the Belgians although they did commit terrible atrocities are but a speck on real empires. This video gets a rating of zero out of a hundred.
>>53355156
this desu
>>53355182
Have you got to the bit where they sing nirvana
>>53354345
>/int/ - /brit/
Are you retarded?
having a punt
>>53355202
literally just got past that scene
wish i could type on /brit/ with intonations, pitches and pace
some of my posts are typed casually and sarcastically but some are built up with heavvvy power, wish i could bold or highlight certain words that are meant to be read with emphasis
>>53354345
>/brit/
Are you retarded?
>>53355212
maybe joao, maybe
avin a cheeky wank
>>53355156
yeah, and then some lad introduces you to his gf and it's like "yeah, i stick my willy in her fanny and shoot my semen in her a couple of times a week." and then you think that these two at one point progressed from being complete strangers to doing this unbelievably intimate and animalistic thing with each other.
normies can mock us all they want, they are the real weirdos imo.
>some of my posts are typed casually and sarcastically but some are built up with heavvvy power
>>53354907
alri who are you? Where do you live
>>53354707
sounds like it'd make her psycho analyse me
>>53354662
Scotland
>>53354656
nope see:
http://i.imgur.com/7uIs68z.jpg
>>53354647
>>53354645
yep see above
>>53355212
>>53355241
Whyd you quote it twice?
>>53355287
are you Normandinian
pakis in
my vagina
t. progressive cuck student
>>53355293
Brazil.
>>53355287
myspace was 10 years ago m8
>>53355287
Edinburgh
How tall are you?
>>53355287
mate you look about 13 im not even joking fucking hell
>>53355351
>
progressives NEVER say "paki" that's offensive
it's pakistani or asian
>>53355397
this bf
>>53355397
I know mate. It works though.
>>53355373
six foot 1
hate the word progressive, it implies progression, however the only people who use the word are leftist mentally ill cucks and are causing the opposite of progression
urgh like wow
keep getting "Connection Errors" when i hit that naughty post button
keep having to close my browser and reopen to post, cause that's what seems to fix it
like really bit of a hassle, yeah?
>>53355436
want to punch/powerfuck you
just called the janny about this 13 year old lads
>>53355436
Hmm maybe I don't know you
You look very similar to someone I know
>yfw this guy still posts here
>>53355465
good lad
Doing Akinator lads
Give me someone
>>53355463
I do muay thai lad would love to scrap you for a laugh /no hatred intended just a bit of a laugh
>>53355482
A lot of Scots look like me 2bh
>>53355413
as a chinaman I'm offended when people call pakis Asian just by association
>>53355456
that's why educated people call them the "Regressive Left"
and while i agree with you saying "leftist mentally ill cucks" is no better than what they're doing. buzzwords 2bh. just like "racist bigoted nazis"
>>53354599
>>53355287
you look like an adorable little boy girl
>>53355498
>tfw sershlad doesn't
>>53355287
nah it's just using psychological terms for shit
she'd froth it
>>53355506
the janitor
>>53355508
thai lad mentioned
jeff are you still awake
>>53354077
can you believe she has 25 million followers? thats insane. imagine how much power she got, 25m people checking her pictures
>>53355542
all me 2bh
>>53355519
*while i agree with you, saying "leftist mentally ill cucks"
haha i guess punctuation really helps a message make sense
what should I watch
>inb4 yify
I have a small hard-drive, no bully
>>53355539
THAILAD
H
A
I
L
A
D
>>53355287
look at this emo fuckboi with hos Justin Bieber haircut lmao
>>53355584
o brother where art thou
>>53355537
Got anon in the first 20, close enough.
Lads.I'm in she's thirsty as fuck
>>53355617
Too anxious to get it cut 2bh. Usually have short back and sides.
Lads I got sent on some mandatory courses for work
Apparently if I quit my job I have to pay for the courses?
That can't be right?
Just threw up in my bin, then pissed in it for good measure.
>>53355621
do you not get annoyed that I keep posting this list
I did watch Tracks though, and something else
>>53355689
literally don't remember it
>>53355577
it's okay mate, I got your point and agree with you
>>53355625
purple aki
Think I'd really love to be a rich alcoholic, going to high class bars, drinking expensive drinks, and drinking till I don't care
>>53355638
post a full picture of her. She looks like a drag queen in those thumbnails
I have never drunk in my life
I am neither muslim nor underage
>>53355744
>high class bars
??????????????????
>>53355638
>48
What should I make my reddit username?
>>53355741
MENTIONED
25
Here is a list of all my trips and doses
27th oct 2014 (150ug LSZ)
30th oct (225ug LSZ)
7th nov (150ug LSZ)
14th nov (300ug AL-LAD)
22nd nov (300ug LSZ+150ug AL-LAD)
29th nov (300ug LSZ)
11th dec (375ug LAD)
25th dec (450ug LAD)
1st jan 2015 (450ug LAD)
10th jan (450ug LAD)
17th jan (600ug LAD)
31st jan (825ug LAD)
8th feb (250ug LSD)
14th feb (200ug 1P-LSD)
28th feb (1200ug LAD)
14th march (500ug 1P-LSD)
21st march (400ug LSD)
28th march (400ug LSD)
3rd April (300ug LAD)
10th April (500ug LAD)
2nd may (400ug LSD)
10th september (3.5g cubensis)
21st september (3.5g cubensis)
9th october (3.5g cubensis)
25th December (300ug LAD)
>>53355638
>48
Alri
>>53355784
Like the ones in movies. they could be fake for all I know, I'm poor as fuck
bought a ps4 few months back, literally never used it
>>53355584
Green street
>>53355818
can you see the matrix yet?
>>53355782
don't bother it's shit if you're autistic and the throwing up bit comes before the losing social inhibitions bit
>>53355782
>not a single (You)
/brit/ is getting hard
>>53355828
upper class cunts wank around in golf clubs and other more private things and don't order they get served shit
>>53355839
same, worst console ever
>>53355790
>>53355824
She's 23 I asked her.
>>53355778
see pic
>>53355841
>sex in the city
>pretty woman
>>53355884
what is that
oriental with light eyes?
what am I looking at here
>>53355870
staying up for the second night in a row waheyyy
>>53355869
are you rich?
>>53355884
camera angles, could be a fatty
>>53355649
Seriously lads help
>>53355896
that's me mams i swer on me nan
>>53355921
no i just live close enough to all those people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqQoYJXo1Hk
>>53355939
my experience is that if you tell your employer to go fuck himself there's not much he can do about it
I'm committing crimes against music..
I thought Kev's voice against Chopin would sound funny, I just feel like I'm doing something wrong.
>>53355931
Probably not considering her arm. Is she white or what
>>53355849
Thailad you cunt I moved my graphics card into the other PCI slot and now its all works, why didn't you tell me to do that?! I'm starting to doubt you work in IT
>>53355903
She's a yank, should I ask her heritage?
>>53355931
Welll she is a yank tbf
>if i close my eyes the room starts spinning and i throw up
>>53356010
he looks a little strange to be thailad m8
![MTE1ODA0OTcxNTg2OTc5MzQx[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y7YSxUO.jpg "MTE1ODA0OTcxNTg2OTc5MzQx[1].jpg")
>>53355986
Hi it's Chopin here, you have my permission Thailad.
>>53355967
well then I'd like to get drunk in a bar that isn't blasting shitty pop, country, or rock
>>53355839
can i have it then?
>>53356028
probably from drinking too much dirty water up there in the north
>>53356028
how can the room spin if you don't even see it haha
>>53356010
I told you to fanny around with it.. well done.
>>53356038
Oh, cheers.. thanks for the music btw
Straight out of the meme oven lads
>>53355903
contacts
>>53356017
they were just contacts I guess.
Still, she looks like some Asian, Italian mix
Hampshire desu lads.
>>53355818
Do you think you're addicted?
>>53356107
Hahahaha Japan reppin Hampshire I've seen it at all
>>53356073
Not paying the postage mate
Not exactly anything to play on it anyway
>>53356017
she is definitely part oriental something
