S L A G S Edition
Iceland
cara
crayon pop
>>53338733
How much would it take?
BEST edition in a LONG time
Kyary
My daily hygiene routine rivals Patrick Bateman's desu
I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
>>53338818
is this a ky edit
>I don't shower every day
>Like shampoo and bubble bath products, many are marketed directly towards children.
>These often feature scents intended to appeal to children, such as fruit scents, or treats such as cookies or cotton candy.
yfw you realise /brit/ is literally infested with children
>>53338829
Do you have a creepy monologue going on in your head at the same time?
got 100% battery lads
>>53338720
billionaire-tier
>>53338733
Now you're speaking my language
>2015+1
>falling for the "no shampoo" meme
jesus christ lads
>>53336362
eporner.com
vporn.com
pornhd.com
all 1080p streaming sites with full videos. I can never go back to shit like youjizz or pornhub
>>53338875
>gif
fuck off
>>53338808
What do you think they are posting, I bet it's nudes
Is it illegal to steal your neighbor's internet?
i won best hair in high school and rarely shampooed
>>53338938
yes
kpop desu lads
>>53338915
>replying to a 50 minute old post
kill yourself
>i care about the showering habits (or lack of) of random mongrels on the internet
Reminder that if you didn't receive at least one bottle of aftershave for Christmas you're a literal child
>>53338733
Where can I meet British slags?
>>53338953
It's unsecure
Bestie
Capitalism, as a totality, reduces every subject involved in its production process down into an object of reproduction
#resistcapitalism
All that time
wasted
I wish
I was
a little more delicate
>>53338959
where is her ass haha did somebody take it??? :P
Hi lads, I know a british old man who served in India in WW2, he was in the hangars repairing planes so they could rekt the nips. Now he's enjoying his retirement in comfy Spain. I think I'm lucky to know a person who fought in WW2 desu.
more of the slag someone was posting before with the NHS stickers please
>>53338944
>i won best hair in high school
why do yanks have such stupid competitions no wonder they have so many school shootings
>>53338963
I can justify it by the fact I left to go do shit, and when I hit update it was the next post. I had a good answer that I wanted to share
>>53338984
probably not then, and if they're too stupid to figure out how to put a password on their wifi then i doubt they're smart enough to catch you stealing their wifi.
Advertising is the outcome of a monopoly economy which produces a surplus that it is unable to rationally distribute #ResistCapitalism
>>53339014
>>53338985
UJI
J
I
>>53338999
Is he a Sikh? I've heard they're bro tier
>>53338991
t. person who lives on his parents' money and never had to work
me on the right
Smelly buggers btfo
>
my gf on the right
>>53339015
When I left school we had these "most likely to ..." Things for each other. I got most likely to be rich and most likely to be a model
>>53339015
its not really a competition.
its just dumb yearbook stuff and they give you a ballot of like funniest person, best couple, most likely to succeed, and stuff like that
it can be pretty banterous when your mates skew the votes and get some beta losers to win things
thats probably what causes the school shootings
>>53339064
He's 100% British, he was born in London, when London was London. He's also a Tottenham fan.
>>53339102
one on the left is better desu
Imagine strapping an oculus rift to your mate that just passed out and having him wakeup on a spaceship or something freaking out.
Would be bants.
>>53338999
It's not that great believe me.
reminder
>>53339095
In what way is this not rape?
>>53338999
my grandad repaired spitfires in india in ww2. dead now, would be about 95 if he was still living
>>53338900
want him to do a da vinci one then
>slag/kpop edition
Good thread lads
>>53339108
>american """""""""""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""""""""""""
really wish yanks'd stop using that word desu
>referred to local CMHT 2 (two) months ago
>heard absolutely nothing since
Not even a letter through the door to say I'm on a waiting list or anything.
>>53339131
what it's not supposed to be great?
>>53339121
>He's also a Tottenham fan.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TOTTENHAM?
>>53339146
It still can be if she decides it is later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84YXPw4htnQ
SHEEV
DANCE
OFF
she's like the asian hayley williams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WIuI5VZKA
left pocket lettuce right pocket lettuce
>>53339095
Imagine if this was a guy losing the game then fucking his gf in the mouth without asking. Feminists would be triggered so hard, but not the other way around
>>53339015
My school did this at the end of 6th form, was bare jokes
>>53339184
I'm not much of a football fan, I support Valencia, but I don't even watch the matches. I also check sometimes how's Tottenham doing and I'm glad when they win because the old man will be happy about it.
Fedora
https://twitter.com/OfTheNegative
>>53339215
relish
fuck
will have a real meetup in manc when i win the 60 mil tonight lads, will buy you all a pint
>>53339211
So, she's shit?
>>53339256
you are meant to say 'shit'
>>53339182
I've known plenty. Had families members too. It's nothing special.
The aporia of philosophy is whether to out-Hegel Hegel, or to revert to Kant. Lukács chose the former, and Adorno chose the latter.
>>53339061
>>53339256
>valencia
fucking scammed us with soldado
>>53339271
delete this
*sigh*
to true...to true........when will the madness end
>>53339257
>that header
ayyyyy
>>53339104
how rich are you and what modelling agency are you with?
>>53339257
fucking lel
>really wish yanks would stop using that word desu
>>53339245
yeah, because we live in a patriarchal society.
that comic strip was a way of revolting against the male masterrace.
>>53339265
going to stab you and take all your money if i'm honest with you lad
>>53339211
i want to hear conscious korean hip hop
Both Amelius and Porphyry were very much taken with religious movements, ritual, and oracles of all sorts. Plotinus did not share these interests: Amelius became keen on sacrificial rites and went out doing the rounds of the temples at the New Moon and the religious feasts. He once wanted to take Plotinus with him, but Plotinus said, ‘they [the gods] should come to me, not I to them’. We were not able to understand what he might have meant with such grand words and we did not dare to ask him.
rate my favourite albums
relish is supposed to be ground up pickles but it literally tastes like shit instead of pickles
>>53339290
well because if you're british it's more normal to know people who were in ww2, I guess
>>53339287
well they're 4th or so, right? it's not that bad, I guess. What makes it shit for you?
>>53339245
>but not the other way around
Because the sexes are not equal. Guys are (generally speaking) stronger and more assertive, he could push her off if he wanted to.
>free filesharing sites
>please wait 60s
>thank you for waiting
>please wait another 60s for the captcha
>captcha is incorrect
>please wait 60s.
>while waiting 60s, consider buying a Premium account
>your daily alllowance bandwidth has run out, please wait 60s to close this message
>>53339354
>listing to hip hop
cringe
>>53339104
>tfw got the most handsome person in school and the most witty
I'm a literal autist I don't know how
>>53339396
christ your fucking stupid
>>53339319
>All pawns
Bit of a weird game of chess aha
>>53339382
>no thugger
fuck off
>>53339315
Soldado was a fine player until Spurs got a hold of him and Spursed him up.
>>53339413
>>53339413
>not listening to hip hop
pleb
>>53339382
>rage against the machine
>>53339457
>gif
fuck off
>>53339424
speaking of chess
wanna play a game?
>>53339416
They were taking the michael out of you
>>53339319
too not to u gaylord
>>53339382
>RATM
Literal child
>>53339413
go fucking kill yourself instead of cyberbullying defenseless danes on 4chan spastic.
>yanks
>>53339420
>"your"
I start to doubt about your literacy
>>53339426
just acquired it
based uloz
>>53339479
Not him but I'll give you a game lad
>>53339450
Yeah, it's the clubs fault he forgot how to kick a football and kept missing sitters.
Wot do we fink of tutenum
>>53338733
>>53339326
I am neither. I'm 21 now and I'm on 18k as an apprentice MO
what did he mean by this?
>>53339382
I like Simon and Garfunkel
>>53339527
SHIT
>>53339479
I'm rubbish desu
>>53339483
Nah pham, I was friends with everyone and my gf at the time was the hottest girl there. kissed half the girls in my year.
>>53339494
those are from various points in my life 2bh
>>53339498
I'm actually a Dane on hoilday, think you should apologise.
>>53339550
thumbnail looks like a black COCK
>>53339522
not if your chesslad
i dont feel like getting bantered today
>>53339537
ah yes, very impressive
>>53339533
1,4,2,3
>>53339319
Whoever drew this has no sense of perspective. The board looks like a fucking rectangle.
>>53339014
>Nigger music
>>53338995
noice pic lad
>>53339524
When it's Spurs, and it happens to every player you buy damn right it is.
>>53339527
WE'RE BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN*
*Disclaimer: there are actually a number of teams better than u
Daily reminder that Anglo-saxons used to put their shit and piss in a hole in their back garden
The word 'hygiene' in the first millennium, certainly among the Anglo-Saxons, was an oxymoron.
For instance, people would dig their latrine pits outside the backs of their houses, apparently untroubled by the odour, which would have mingled deliciously with the droppings from their animals and perfumes of similar pungency.
The flies, of course, must have had a field day. A good tramp in the latrines, followed by a stroll across any food they might find lying about in the house, no doubt made their day.
For some reason, the Anglo-Saxon thought it only fair and reasonable that his or her body should play host to any parasite that was anxious for shelter. The whip-worm, despite its name, was relatively inoffensive. The maw-worm, however, was not. It favoured people's liver and lungs, and had the most startling habit of suddenly appearing from the corner of someone's eye.
Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/4310657
>>53339382
>Eat Pray Thug
odd/interesting choice
>>53339382
24 year old depressed female blogger tier
>>53339382
>>53339571
Not him, but I think I've beat him once
Οι ορυχείο λόγια τώρα
Ego sum et creator
Quia viderunt Pueri igitur hereditate possedit terram meam
Et accipiet mihi benedictionem
Σοφία θα έρθει από τους αkροατές
>>53339568
sorry haha i shouldn't have let my autism get the better of me lmao
http://lichess.org/JdKRoBjs
LETS GO BABY
>>53339568
did you fly back to the UK in between the time those posts were made
went to a 2nd arsenal game in under a month tonight lads
feelin kinda normie
Slags
>>53339592
Yes, players are never good for Spurs and other clubs do not buy flops.
Trying to download a porn torrent from this Russian website but I'm confused as fuck I have no clue what to fucking do, there's something about trackers and shit
I'm a torrenting noob help
>>53339656
who won
>>53339653
>on hoilday
Are you a mong?
High test, lads
>>53339679
>players are never good for Spurs
Well true.
>>53339656
Fuck off Tory billionaire boy
Slags confuse me
>>53339745
*picture of a man being sick*
>>53339691
arsenal 3-1
http://lichess.org/Mm8QAowz
http://lichess.org/Mm8QAowz
http://lichess.org/Mm8QAowz
http://lichess.org/Mm8QAowz
http://lichess.org/Mm8QAowz
>>53339624
I can't say I related to black music much but I've been getting into it more and more. Inclusion is pretty much symbolic just now
>>53339729
want her to milk me for hours on end
>>53339729
>you'll never see her bent over in that mini skirt
my dick wants to fight someone
alri God
>>53339677
>middle-aged women trying to pretend they're still teenagers
top jej
https://twitter.com/commie_mami/status/685926533605756930
>>53339762
27 and I've never touched a woman lads
>>53338904
if syphilis were a language
>>53339729
>trying to use epick memes to justify your love of whales
sad desu
Token lesbians on Casualty lads, this time with a kid
>>53339745
literal nonse
>>53339791
ye you
Picked up a takeaway pizza lads should I drive home or have a comfy rainy night drive whilst eating pizza ? Can't decide
>>53339561
sounds like you weren't an autist then
y lie
>>53339656
kent
Anyone know the name of the website where you put your dick length in and it tells you how you compare
>Riot police have used water cannon to disperse anti-migrant protesters in the German city of Cologne.
>Right-wing groups, headed by the anti-Islam Pegida movement, gathered after reports emerged of a wave of sexual assaults on women on New Year's Eve.
>Pro-migrant activists held a simultaneous counter-demonstration. Earlier, hundreds of women's right activists rallied in the city.
it's a blooming powder keg lads i'm telling you
>>53339729
I don't think there's anything better in life than a big pair of boobs desu. Also dem legs.
>>53339734
you wot
i didnt pay for either match
settled into a nightly routine of listening to bowie and getting moderately pissed
>>53339773
Heems not black.
the biggest most successful piece of capitalist propaganda is that socialism will never work & that our current system is the only option
>>53339836
Can't wait till the racist cunts are thrown in jail
>>53339807
2 is passable i guess
>>53339829
/soc/
>>53339773
wasn't that big on the Heems album but Das Racist were the shit
>>53339827
drive and eat m8
save the crusts until they get hard, then carve into offensive weapons
>>53339807
4 is dead cute
>>53339827
park up and have an ultra comfy experience mate
>pizza in the passenger seat
>/brit/ on your mobile device
>heater on
Under capitalism you can never be free, you're limited to what your pay-packet, your job and your background allows.
http://en.lichess.org/Mm8QAowzIHEM
>>53339828
I'm an autist now, never used to be. 4chan made me an autist. Either that or I've always been a high functioning autist.
Being good looking and also being socially awkward is worse than being ugly and socially awkward. When hot girls hit on you and you start to quiver and get nervouse, it's fucking horrible going home thinking "fuck I could have had sex with her" but you end up saying shit like "y-y-you too" when she says you look cute.
>>53339876
do girls deliberately pose like this to make it look like they're prepped to receive you willy from behind
>>53339836
>germany is going to explode again
>>53339688
Right click the page, click 'view page source', then look for the word "magnet" in the source. Copy the magnet link, then google "how to add torrent from magnet link in [your torrent client here]".
>russian download site
Anything other than the magnet link is probably a virus. Even that is probably a virus.
>>53339895
>implying flaccid means anything
>>53339920
Pretty much
>>53339878
yeah i probably listen to them more
>>53339947
does when a girl sees it and thinks you have a proper small willy
>>53339920
their whole presentation is asking for it
>does when a girl sees it and thinks you have a proper small willy
>>53339920
ummmmmm??? no? get away from me you fucken creep!
>>53339932
found it la
8gb wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lciWWQ47vI
>>53339979
if a girl thinks flaccid is linked to erect she's probably dumb as fuck, so I guess I'm dodging a bullet
>>53339895
Thanks lad
According to this I'm in the 96th percentile for penis length. That can't be accurate
how do i fix myself lads? pls no bully
just gonna pop to the gf shop anyone need anything
>>53339989
first time this has happened to me desu
>>53339836
>be brown
>move to country and rape their women
>nothing happens
>complain about brown people coming to your country and raping your wives and daughters
>get water cannoned
>>53340001
cry more
This explains why all you english fruits are smelly as fuck
The word 'hygiene' in the first millennium, certainly among the Anglo-Saxons, was an oxymoron.
For instance, people would dig their latrine pits outside the backs of their houses, apparently untroubled by the odour, which would have mingled deliciously with the droppings from their animals and perfumes of similar pungency.
The flies, of course, must have had a field day. A good tramp in the latrines, followed by a stroll across any food they might find lying about in the house, no doubt made their day.
For some reason, the Anglo-Saxon thought it only fair and reasonable that his or her body should play host to any parasite that was anxious for shelter. The whip-worm, despite its name, was relatively inoffensive. The maw-worm, however, was not. It favoured people's liver and lungs, and had the most startling habit of suddenly appearing from the corner of someone's eye.
>>53339895
CHODE
H
O
D
E
>watching the undateables
>guy goes on date in suit and fedora next week
oh my god, /brit/s gonna have a field day with this shit
>>53340026
you're not special, i'm just trying to get people immediately after they post
you were just there when i updated
>>53338733
kevleena is my waifu
>>53340063
thats peak :c
>>53340024
Barr Cream soda, a munchy box, five bars of whispa, a bag of wine gums and a dib dab
>>53338733
excellent edition
I think I want to hang out with you guys for this edition :)
half brother is Korean lads
does this give me a possibility for kgf
>>53339807
4 is def polish.
It is official: #ResistCapitalism is the #1 trending topic in the U.S.
Wow.
KEEP GOING! Stay louder than the bigots.
>>53340039
kek
>>53340101
>Barr Cream soda
good lad
>>53340071
You're mum is my fuckfu
>>53340062
link
>>53340104
>>53340111
YANKS OUT REEEEEEE
someone post more qts with a bit of hair on their stomachs
>>53340001
That pic turned gay, thanks a lot
>>53340013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbsjtPAuTnI
2,8 million migrants predicted for 2016
how do i fix myself lads?
pls no bully
Warmer in my car than it is in my house right now.
>>53340001
2bh i would probably fuck left if i was mad drunk
>>53340159
sounds piff
rate the new specs lads
>>53340062
Did you watch 'Virgin School'?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-419973/Channel-4-sparks-outrage-school-teaches-virgins-sex.html
26 year old NEET, well he does a paper round iirc, bloke who wants to have sex so goes to the Netherlands to a 'school' that teaches him about women and eventually he has sex.
>tfw 23 this month and virgin
>>53340208
Looking good
Why do people keep fucking resetting the router when the internet is perfectly fine and never skips a beat?
challenging any of you fucking maggots to 1v1 me bare knuckle tonight
feel like knocking someone the fuck out, which one of you will it be?
>>53340200
it's peng
>>53340062
>start watching
>realise I wouldn't be capable of going on the show
>these freak-show losers being paraded around as the epitome of undesirable are still above me
>turn iPlayer off
>>53340208
your face is literally green
>>53340174
>>53340246
I will destroy you on fifa family
>>53340246
alri are ronnie
>>53340191
So turn the heating on
>>53340147
http://www.watchseries.li/link/5646100
46:30
>>53340243
need a new ip to evade 4ban
>>53340246
Come to Wakefield and i'm game you fat cunt
>>53340281
P R O T E I N L A D S
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>>53340214
he has sex with one of the sex teachers, basically a prostitute
british slags look incredibly strange to the foreign eye
wew
