new banger edition
crayon pop
Rachal roo roo
moz
kpop desu lads
>Sex starting requires the man to get an erection, and sex ends the moment the man ejaculates.
>Why would you think anything else?
>>53332722
Go away Grandad
all the lewd girls who tweet about masturbating on yik yak are fat aren't they?
More of a Carol man myself...
or am I?
can't stop plucking hairs from my neckbeard
Azusa
>>53332788
Lovely Susie
what do you call impaled turks? a kebab
https://youtu.be/4PGAVcnNSew?t=106
y/n?
>>53332788
why would you do that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycZss6Rpxxc
Listening to a nice little Fenian ditty desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAPyRB7fy10
>yfw remembering no matter how bad things get you can always commit suicide
>>53332876
gimme a 12 pack and a few shots of fireball and I'd fuck the shit out of that
>>53332876
Nay lad.
nice little tune here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOg_8hCC4u4
test
>>53332876
y
>>53332837
>>53332900
suckling yer ma's nice little dittys deso
>>53332931
>Germany: Sales of pepper spray skyrocket in wake of NYE attacks in Cologne
REDPILL
E
D
P
I
L
L
sexual revolution in islam
no more burkas
no more rape
>>53332889
>worser
Moved on to Jock music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feLT7Btuqpc
![20160109_185544[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wt1H52M.jpg "20160109_185544[1].jpg")
>46 (you)s
Lol what is like being completely and utterly baited by a communist?
listening to stan rogers lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI
>>53332889
Is this satire
>>53333033
there's only one thing the jocks are good for and it's music wish england had folk music like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP8A9rtg0iI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14mFabPxk80
>>53333027
>yes I'm a white christian male here to dictate how your religion should be!
They'll never know it was me. The Corpses are all spaced out all over the country. Each is own grave too
Doing these one after another
>>53332664
Lmao who knows lad
I read realiable news sources like The Economist and Financial Times.
I bet you lads get your news from The Sun and Daily Mail lmao, get on my level plebs(if you can afford it)
>>53333044
Nice. I'm going around the Commonwealth myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUrVeRGo5IM
>>53333016
im honored
Reminder that London is an Italian city
Literally P I S S I N G it down lads.
>wake up next to gf
>she looks me in the eyes and says good morning with her soft cute voice
>she reaches down
>pats my dick and says good morning again with a cheeky grin
>>53333042
You're the sara poster aren't you
massive choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLZs_HTOp5U
>>53333101
it will come from within 2bh
1 tin of tennents super and i'm relaaaaxed
>>53333178
literally one of kanye's worst songs
Underlying Plato’s image
of the cave is his “theory of forms.”
The theory assumes the existence
of a level of reality inhabited by ideal “forms” of all things and concepts. Thus a form exists for all objects (like chairs and
ducks), and for all concepts (such as beauty and justi
ce). The forms are eternal and changeless, but inhabit changeable
matter, to produce the objects and examples of concepts that we perceive in the physical, temporal world. These are always
in a state of “becoming”
—
that is, on the way to another state. The
ever
-
changing temporal world can therefore only be the
source of opinion. In the “Allegory,” Plato likens our opinions about the temporal world to the prisoners’ perception of
shadows on the wall of a cave.
True
knowledge requires that one perceive the for
ms themselves, which are eternal and un
-
changing. Thus for Plato the realm of ideal forms is “real,” while the constantly changing world of time and matter is illusory
and unreal.
Although the forms are invisible to the eye, our souls have participated in
the eternal world of forms before being
incarnated in a physical body, and retain a memory of them. Although this memory is not readily accessible to the conscious
mind, its presence is enough to enable our limited perceptions of the forms. Plato maintain
s, however, that the philosopher
can achieve a state of perceiving the forms directly, through the strenuous exercise of insight and reason. All learning, Plato
argues, is nothing more than the recognition of what our soul already knows.
>>53333176
No. But I sent a picture of my dick on top of the communist manifesto to sara lel
>>53333175
>things that didn't happen
>>53333209
fuck off its smooth af
>>53333170
What a qt
>>53333175
>wake up next to gf
Lads I've got 2 weeks to find a girl to bring to a house party I'm going to that my oneitis will be at to make her jealous. That doable? Probably not ahahah time to go on tinder x
FUCK ANGLOS
>>53333105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
>>53333141
i think you might like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFjUoTVCbjo
>>53333259
why?
>>53333222
not this morning but it happened about a week ago at her place
>>53333259
I always do
>>53332647
met kano in the smoking area when i went to his gig a few months ago, hes a good lad
he got proper excited when i told him he was good in top boy
CHARLES IN CHARGE
>>53333175
>wake up next to gf
>the cunt has taken all the blanket
>take some back
>the smell of 6 hours of trapped farts is released
>>53333175
>wake up next to gf
>she looks me in the eyes and says good morning with her soft cute voice
>she reaches down
>pats my dick and says good morning again with a cheeky grin
>wake up
>>53333259
She's cute.
having tangfastics lads
Literally walked 10 (ten) miles today and haven't even eaten except for 2 small samosas I bought from the Pakistani gentleman in town. Don't even feel hungry desu.
Just gotta check haha
>>53333333
>>>/pol/60510450
>hes moved on to bait /pol/
>>53333368
>>53333364
benders
>>53333364
>>53333368
>>53333393
>>53333405
That's some nice autism you have there
What would be the first big purchase you'd make tonight if you won it all?
>>53333370
>giving muslims money
>eating halal food
disgusting
>Wake up next to the GF
>Start combing her hair
ps me on the right
>>53333435
Thanks.
Want some?
>pre-elections
>Daily Mail is farage stronghold
>post-elections
>Daily Mail is SJW hotspot
i decided to watch "the pta disbands"
absolutely loved it start to finish
the braking mechanism, perpetual motion, booby trap, kearney's jig and prison gags were personal highlights
>>53333458
>>53333435
Thanks.
Want some?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>53333473
>>Daily Mail is SJW hotspot
where is the proves
how come /pol/ has user IDs?
>>53333451
Freddos
you smart
you loyal
>I care about "gets" on 4chan
>>53333479
What about the girl in the gym?
>>53333541
Thanks, I worked hard on it. Really hope it scares the birds away so my crops can grow and I make money for my family
>>53333541
probably my least favourite new gimmick of 2016 so far
>>53333541
all me
>>53333524
to make shilling a little harder
>>53333294
Thanks. What a catchy tune. Ghanaian. Have something from India.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQY6f1T5YO0
>>53333524
to prevent shitposting
>>53333339
As Prometheus, having stolen fire from heaven, begins to build houses and to settle upon the earth, so philosophy, expanded to be the whole world, turns against the world of appearance. The same now with the philosophy of Hegel.
Marx, Notebooks on Epicurean Philosophy, 1839)
>>53333033
jocked off all over yer ma's face
someone tried to steal Obama's dog lads
>>53333636
why do other boards not have them in that case?
>>53333689
to allow shitposting
>>53333643
I don't think anyone is actually bothered about communism lad
New gimmick :
Futureposting, post a reply to a post that hasn't been made yet
>>53333730
haha sick that lad
>Watching homemade porn
>Girl out of breath from getting fucked says "i love you baby"
just fucking end it all
![Screen_Shot_of_Cyberbully_2015_TV_Movie[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3i2ocqA.jpg "Screen_Shot_of_Cyberbully_2015_TV_Movie[1].jpg")
never forget
Me
>tfw no 6/10 gf
>>53333738
>texting with her toes
>>53333738
epib. sequel when ?
they can do a daddy daughter abuse scenario
>>53333753
bit outta ur league lol
>>53333773
>>53333807
Nice strawman
£5 to whoever can name me something uglier than Maisie
(bonus points if its human)
there has never been a worser thread than this
>>53333733
Make a Cex thread
>>53333737
There's this video of this girl in an Alliance tshirt blowing her boyfriend, and at the end of it she says "I love you so much" as she stretches her arms out to hug him. It's really sweet. Almost makes me wish it never got posted to the internet
>>53333643
The owl of Minerva flies at dusk
>>53333857
no u
>>53333842
Saoirse.
Kate Middleton
>>53333842
Susan Boyle
>>53333820
Nice strawman
>>53333793
Nice strawman
>>53333842
Showed her
>>53333631
Thats good mate, like that. This is one of my favourite desi songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMAP84puoQM
>>53333853
ive seen worserest
>>53333888
rasheed
>>53333842
>>53333919
Nice strawman
we need more americans in europe 2bh
>>53333909
Nice save
>>53333948
Nice strawman
>>53333853
good hayperson
>>53333842
>>53333948
>we
Stopped reading there.
>>53333934
Nice strawman
>>53333948
Nice strawman
>>53333909
nice one
doesn't work so well when it takes you 3 days to reply though
>>53332929
>>53333939
using gimmick incorectly
delt
>>53333842
>>53333984
you're going to exhaust this meme before the weekend is over
>>53333990
Nice strawman.
>>53334021
It's more than one person 2bh
>>53333729
old gimmick
>>53334042
wow
>>53334018
only picture I had of it desu
>Nice strawman.
>>53333965
the hay people are back!!!!!!! :o
we must sacrifice our first borns to placate them
>>53333948
I could live in Poland I guess. I spent 6 years learning Polish, even though I have no reason to learn it. I'm not a MUH HERITAGE since I have zero polish ancestry, I don't know any Polish people, and I'll probably never go there, desu. Just thought it looked neat
>>53334048
memes need to be used sparingly. Please cease operations imminently.
found a girl on OKcupid with depression, OCD, bulimia who constantly scratches bit of skin off, she's qt
Baby do you remember when fireworks at lake michigan
>>53334061
Hi bucks xx
how can i find a qt brit for a quick succ
>>53334074
dealers use em as currency, they do it with fabric conditioner too.
>>53334105
you should come visit
>>53334117
Nice strawman
>>53333990
>3 days
Danish education
>>53334155
Nice strawman
>>53334140
Is this real?
>>53334140
what
No respect for guys who don't rub their nipples when wanking
>>53334155
thursday, friday, saturday, 3 days you spastic
>>53334125
choon that
wagwan
>>53334195
Nice strawman.
>>53334178
yes
never bought a gram for five freddos down at the old bridge?
>>53334195
i pour wax on mine
haha too bloody right dave f****ng forenners are ruining this once great counttry
>>53334105
Poland is 1st world now because they've been leeching off the EU since 2004
>>53334133
>qt brit
you got a magic lamp ?
KEIRA
E
I
R
A
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x1WuqO5w2l
Does it get better
>>53334207
nm just having a few tennents supers got them an absolute bargain it's usually 4 for 7.50 but I got 3 and a guiness taped together from the bargain bin for 1.80
might go out but idk it's cold out and I dont fancy walking
>>53334200
>46 hours
>3 days
Danish education
>Ulsters here
what mixer should i drink with my johnnie walker lads
>>53334234
irish is fine with me as well, i want a succ and footjob from saoirse
>>53334234
>le brits are ugly
It literally works on a class system here unlike other countries
>>53334242
is that the entire pizza on the right?
>>53334263
>what mixer should i drink with my johnnie walker lads
>mixer
I hope it's Johnny Walker red lad. Otherwise nothing obviously. Ice only.
>>53334263
none you big bent twat
>it's another man utd 0-0
>>53334256
this is bullshit. you're overcomplicating a simple situation to the point of no longer adding anything useful to the discussion.
>>53334258
Thought we were pals desu
Bucksqt I'm going to Aylesbury tomorrow want to meet up for a bum?
>>53334220
Laocoon on the left
>>53334293
it's a moldy cardboard base thing
>>53334294
nah its black hahahah x
had a funny gimmick where i was going to take a picture of my tongue being black and saying i ate out brums mum but you can't fucking see it on camera
any other normies in here? get a bit bored by the pathetic autism of the virgins at some times
>>53334329
mouldy*
>>53334329
so its just the grease from the pizza?
>>53334178
>>53334180
easy currency mate, it used to be washing powder boxes but the little bottles are easier, same with freddos, it used to be a a big dairy milk bar for half a gram but it moved to 10 freddos
>>53334312
Damage control
I'm watching 0(ZERO) anime this season, i'm finally growing up and becoming an adult.
Now it's time to get a job, GF, hobbies and a social circle.
>>53334355
lmao
>>53334352
>>>facebook.com
>>53334375
okay but when do they actually get the money that means something
>>53334247
fuck's sake lad stop posting this vocaroo
>>53334369
no, its mouldy..
>>53334367
no.
>>53334323
CAMBRIDGE STREET
where can i find a girl like the one on the right in britain lads?
>>53334375
bunch of niggs were trying to sell my detergent like this. is that why?
diamonds in my teeth so talkin aint cheap
>>53334377
you're ugly and have no skills though
>>53334343
>but you can't fucking see it on camera
but like brum in the dark waahey
>>53334337
don't mix black you fucking pleb
>>53334424
the dealers use the freddos to pay the little kids who do the running and watch out on corners etc.
>>53334438
one day i'm gonna cum all over "MADE IN ENGLAND" on cara's sole i swear on me mum
>>53334438
on the boat while it's docked at dover
@saffron_dickson: I have so many good Karl Marx jokes and socialist patter that no one appreciates
>>53334428
just looks like grease to me
>>53334440
yeh, it sells very well in housing estates/projects because they have lots of children and so clothes to wash plus its pricey stuff.
>I heard you posted on an online image board that I looked like a boy. Care to explain anon?
whos the twat on the left?
>>53334466
why not senpai bit of a noob grandad gave it to me for crimbo x
>>53334476
i thought you meant as a placeholder to protect them from police investigations
all de children sing
heeeey janitor stan
who did you ban
janitor stan
>>53334247
ahh yes very impressive
if its cold (kev could take note of this too) put a coat on x
>>53334343
thats a LOL
>>53334323
just mail me the bum for later cheers i shant be partaking in degenerate frivolity on the lords day
>tfw can't stop eating after smoking ayyyy lmao
>>53334543
jihadi sid
>>53334543
isnt that the irish germanboo
>>53334538
>orange toenails
get in the FUCKING bin
>>53334543
have not seen this image in years
what would you do for a klondike bar?
/brit/ more like shit lmao!
please rate this post
>>53334571
Fuck off yank
PEOPLE SAY I'M THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
>>53334427
It's a bit loud isn't it? near put me in hospital the first time so i'll stop x
>>53334538
Yeah, your eyebrows make you look like a fucking man. If you weren't wearing make up you'd literally look like any other guy.
>>53334438
wew
>>53334319
Now Salmanis my friend
gagging for a friend
just one friend, or one girlfriend
>>53334587
thats a secret message to me 2bh
>>53334601
why is sverige thread so popular when sweden has a toatsie population and didn't do any advanced colonialism
>>53334587
>implying you wouldn't succ on her big toe if she put it in your mouth
>>53334559
nah otherwise people could go out and buy all the freddos and make claims cash they arent owed. Also what if you got hungry and ate the freddo..suddenly you arent a billionaire anymore..
>>53334639
sverigetråden has gone to shit, that's why im here
>>53334639
because they have like one of the highest internet connected rates and they are all addicted to the internet or some shit
>>53334603
Middle English (in the sense 'travelling bag'): from Old French male 'wallet', of West Germanic origin. The notion ‘by post’ dates from the mid 17th century.
>>53334543
an utter twat
>>53334639
they don't go outside half a year every year
>>53334669
apparently it's also full of normies
SHE HYUCC
>>53334669
how shit can it be that you come here?
>>53334543
Sean Diffley./Irish germanboo/chav
See pic
>>53334518
>Pancake tits
Dropped.
post new tunes
### IMPORTANT ###
http://strawpoll.me/6492592
This thread is a bit like real life ini
>JFs all desperate to come here
>Their own threads destroyed, no hope there, no opportunities
>They come over here, illegally, when they're not wanted
>Causing problems and strife
/brit/ for the British
So I'm stalking the twitter of a girl I saw on okcupid and she was actually committed to a mental institution last year do I avoid this one or is it an easy shag? Looks like high suicide risk
